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new girlfriend is a Seeking Arrangement whore who constantly makes ibs jokes

if i keep doing this right i will be dead before 35
Beady-eyed University
  07/22/18
don't go on that site dude - i did and learned my lesson
Thriller mewling really tough guy
  07/22/18
i met her on another site she was just telling me about how ...
Beady-eyed University
  07/22/18
elaborate
bistre frum native
  07/22/18
my new girlfriend apparently got paid $850 a few months ago ...
Beady-eyed University
  07/22/18
180
Orchid hominid macaca
  07/22/18
does she itemize the invoice
bistre frum native
  07/22/18
i didnt pry into it that much i think she just told the stor...
Beady-eyed University
  07/22/18
I believe she would have to fill out a form 1096-LOAF for th...
Cerebral Alpha
  07/22/18
...
Beady-eyed University
  07/22/18
$150 repeat client discount
iridescent irradiated center
  07/23/18
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Provocative twinkling uncleanness
  10/27/19
...
glassy antidepressant drug
  12/18/19
she has 5 different psychiatric med scripts lol
Beady-eyed University
  07/22/18
she keeps texting me screencaps of convos with these old law...
Beady-eyed University
  07/22/18
"ive only had sex with 17 guys"
Beady-eyed University
  07/22/18
she says nigger a lot
Beady-eyed University
  07/22/18
...
Olive Histrionic International Law Enforcement Agency
  10/27/19
"i hate children they make my ibs flare up"
Beady-eyed University
  07/22/18
whats his name
greedy set
  07/22/18
...
self-centered area dog poop
  07/22/18
she is a dogsitter or dogwalker or something and says she ta...
Beady-eyed University
  07/23/18
I hope she is sterile
Multi-colored bawdyhouse
  07/24/18
The HPV, syphilis and uterine cancer took care of that long ...
slate vivacious background story station
  07/24/18
I think shes pretty clean shes only banged 17 guys
Beady-eyed University
  07/24/18
we have spent the past few hours sending each other live lea...
Beady-eyed University
  07/23/18
...
self-centered area dog poop
  07/23/18
she sent me a snapchat of her bloody, messy gash (on her per...
Beady-eyed University
  07/29/18
...
Cocky step-uncle's house
  07/29/18
...
Beady-eyed University
  07/29/18
overlooked
Odious immigrant forum
  10/26/19
Why are you even on that site? It’s for olds
Orange Indian Lodge
  07/29/18
I met her on another app. She just uses SA to make extra mon...
Beady-eyed University
  07/29/18
*Licks nasty asshole of rich boomer for booze money* *Mee...
Orange Indian Lodge
  07/29/18
I'm in love with her.
Beady-eyed University
  07/29/18
...
Heady big-titted telephone shitlib
  12/18/19
lololololololololol. you pay strange girls for sex. i fuck n...
Mahogany reading party market
  07/29/18
you've already established that you pay extra money for the ...
Beady-eyed University
  07/29/18
i knew you had some weird alternative lifestyle. paying 3.99...
Mahogany reading party market
  07/29/18
yeah banging internet sluts is def weird & alternative
Beady-eyed University
  07/29/18
yes if you’re paying for it
Mahogany reading party market
  07/29/18
im not
Beady-eyed University
  07/29/18
In my degenerate online dating era I met a 23 yr old ginger ...
Snowy Mother Toilet Seat
  07/29/18
this describes the girl im talking about to a tee
Beady-eyed University
  07/29/18
Update?
Multi-colored bawdyhouse
  12/18/19
...
Splenetic Contagious Trailer Park Striped Hyena
  12/18/19
jesus Christ, this sounds even worse than the clusterfuck of...
Wine arousing hissy fit garrison
  12/18/19
describe
Heady big-titted telephone shitlib
  12/18/19
poasted about here in this thread as well as a couple others...
Wine arousing hissy fit garrison
  12/18/19
LOL 180 i know this story
Heady big-titted telephone shitlib
  12/18/19
u have feelings for a bpd retard? d00d.
Splenetic Contagious Trailer Park Striped Hyena
  12/18/19
what the hell does bpd mean? yeah I do, and I recognize ...
Wine arousing hissy fit garrison
  12/18/19
get married and spend the rest of ur lives together
Heady big-titted telephone shitlib
  12/18/19
...
Splenetic Contagious Trailer Park Striped Hyena
  12/18/19
LJL, I'm not that fucking retarded. if we actually were toge...
Wine arousing hissy fit garrison
  12/18/19
do it pussy
Heady big-titted telephone shitlib
  12/18/19
...
Splenetic Contagious Trailer Park Striped Hyena
  12/18/19
borderline personality disorder. it's the female version of...
Splenetic Contagious Trailer Park Striped Hyena
  12/18/19
yeah she is likely absolutely insane. bipolar or something. ...
Wine arousing hissy fit garrison
  12/18/19
disgusting
Heady big-titted telephone shitlib
  12/18/19
15 might be excess of my record, back when i was a 15 yr. ol...
Splenetic Contagious Trailer Park Striped Hyena
  12/18/19
poast photos of ur cock
Wine arousing hissy fit garrison
  12/18/19
earl's closer to u d00d and (in his account) is the one azn ...
Splenetic Contagious Trailer Park Striped Hyena
  12/18/19
i already asked Nutella to do a three way with me and this s...
Wine arousing hissy fit garrison
  12/18/19
...
Heady big-titted telephone shitlib
  12/18/19
yea i remember was joking that maybe the response would be d...
Splenetic Contagious Trailer Park Striped Hyena
  12/18/19
to be fair, I heard she's beat (even by azn standards) so th...
Wine arousing hissy fit garrison
  12/18/19
thunder collins and others say really mean things about her ...
Splenetic Contagious Trailer Park Striped Hyena
  12/18/19


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Date: July 22nd, 2018 12:04 AM
Author: Beady-eyed University

if i keep doing this right i will be dead before 35

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#36473440)



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Date: July 22nd, 2018 12:10 AM
Author: Thriller mewling really tough guy

don't go on that site dude - i did and learned my lesson

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#36473462)



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Date: July 22nd, 2018 12:12 AM
Author: Beady-eyed University

i met her on another site she was just telling me about how she goes on SA whenever she needs money or free shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#36473469)



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Date: July 22nd, 2018 12:13 AM
Author: bistre frum native

elaborate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#36473472)



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Date: July 22nd, 2018 12:15 AM
Author: Beady-eyed University

my new girlfriend apparently got paid $850 a few months ago to strip naked and shit on some guys chest while he beat off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#36473480)



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Date: July 22nd, 2018 12:16 AM
Author: Orchid hominid macaca

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#36473481)



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Date: July 22nd, 2018 12:19 AM
Author: bistre frum native

does she itemize the invoice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#36473486)



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Date: July 22nd, 2018 12:42 AM
Author: Beady-eyed University

i didnt pry into it that much i think she just told the story to intimidate me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#36473556)



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Date: July 22nd, 2018 10:30 PM
Author: Cerebral Alpha

I believe she would have to fill out a form 1096-LOAF for this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#36478108)



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Date: July 22nd, 2018 10:33 PM
Author: Beady-eyed University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#36478123)



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Date: July 23rd, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: iridescent irradiated center

$150 repeat client discount

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#36481277)



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Date: October 27th, 2019 2:11 AM
Author: Provocative twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#39032439)



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Date: December 18th, 2019 1:45 PM
Author: glassy antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#39284611)



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Date: July 22nd, 2018 12:46 AM
Author: Beady-eyed University

she has 5 different psychiatric med scripts lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#36473574)



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Date: July 22nd, 2018 5:46 PM
Author: Beady-eyed University

she keeps texting me screencaps of convos with these old lawyer fags and i dont know how i feel about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#36476483)



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Date: July 22nd, 2018 5:47 PM
Author: Beady-eyed University

"ive only had sex with 17 guys"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#36476489)



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Date: July 22nd, 2018 5:54 PM
Author: Beady-eyed University

she says nigger a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#36476522)



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Date: October 27th, 2019 2:15 AM
Author: Olive Histrionic International Law Enforcement Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#39032448)



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Date: July 22nd, 2018 10:27 PM
Author: Beady-eyed University

"i hate children they make my ibs flare up"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#36478093)



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Date: July 22nd, 2018 10:28 PM
Author: greedy set

whats his name

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#36478098)



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Date: July 22nd, 2018 10:31 PM
Author: self-centered area dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#36478115)



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Date: July 23rd, 2018 1:20 PM
Author: Beady-eyed University

she is a dogsitter or dogwalker or something and says she takes "pride" in being a "dog step mom" but is hoping eventually she will graduate to full on "dog mom"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#36481125)



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Date: July 24th, 2018 4:06 AM
Author: Multi-colored bawdyhouse

I hope she is sterile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#36485778)



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Date: July 24th, 2018 6:25 PM
Author: slate vivacious background story station

The HPV, syphilis and uterine cancer took care of that long ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#36489176)



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Date: July 24th, 2018 6:41 PM
Author: Beady-eyed University

I think shes pretty clean shes only banged 17 guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#36489258)



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Date: July 23rd, 2018 11:17 PM
Author: Beady-eyed University

we have spent the past few hours sending each other live leak videos and discussing them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#36485059)



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Date: July 23rd, 2018 11:46 PM
Author: self-centered area dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#36485202)



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Date: July 29th, 2018 3:35 PM
Author: Beady-eyed University

she sent me a snapchat of her bloody, messy gash (on her period) and asked me if i was fine with cleaning it up--i reluctantly told her yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#36517865)



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Date: July 29th, 2018 3:39 PM
Author: Cocky step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#36517882)



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Date: July 29th, 2018 3:39 PM
Author: Beady-eyed University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#36517884)



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Date: October 26th, 2019 10:00 PM
Author: Odious immigrant forum

overlooked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#39031754)



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Date: July 29th, 2018 3:41 PM
Author: Orange Indian Lodge

Why are you even on that site? It’s for olds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#36517889)



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Date: July 29th, 2018 3:41 PM
Author: Beady-eyed University

I met her on another app. She just uses SA to make extra money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#36517891)



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Date: July 29th, 2018 4:04 PM
Author: Orange Indian Lodge

*Licks nasty asshole of rich boomer for booze money*

*Meets up with you a few hours later*

Sounds like a catch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#36517993)



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Date: July 29th, 2018 4:04 PM
Author: Beady-eyed University

I'm in love with her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#36517995)



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Date: December 18th, 2019 1:26 PM
Author: Heady big-titted telephone shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#39284446)



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Date: July 29th, 2018 4:08 PM
Author: Mahogany reading party market

lololololololololol. you pay strange girls for sex. i fuck normal girls without paying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#36518020)



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Date: July 29th, 2018 4:10 PM
Author: Beady-eyed University

you've already established that you pay extra money for the bonus features on dating apps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#36518027)



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Date: July 29th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: Mahogany reading party market

i knew you had some weird alternative lifestyle. paying 3.99 for the tinder boost feature a handful of times =/= having a seeking arrangement account. women outnumber men in my town and i can fuck girls in their mid 20s from good schools almost anytime i want to. for free.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#36518060)



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Date: July 29th, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: Beady-eyed University

yeah banging internet sluts is def weird & alternative

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#36518072)



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Date: July 29th, 2018 4:16 PM
Author: Mahogany reading party market

yes if you’re paying for it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#36518086)



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Date: July 29th, 2018 4:17 PM
Author: Beady-eyed University

im not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#36518097)



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Date: July 29th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: Snowy Mother Toilet Seat

In my degenerate online dating era I met a 23 yr old ginger slut who had a 65 year old SA Sugar daddy. He was a rich as fuck tech bro and gave her an allowance ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#36518050)



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Date: July 29th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: Beady-eyed University

this describes the girl im talking about to a tee

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#36518059)



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Date: December 18th, 2019 1:17 PM
Author: Multi-colored bawdyhouse

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#39284372)



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Date: December 18th, 2019 1:23 PM
Author: Splenetic Contagious Trailer Park Striped Hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#39284425)



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Date: December 18th, 2019 1:19 PM
Author: Wine arousing hissy fit garrison

jesus Christ, this sounds even worse than the clusterfuck of a "relationship" I have going on out in California.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#39284385)



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Date: December 18th, 2019 1:22 PM
Author: Heady big-titted telephone shitlib

describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#39284417)



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Date: December 18th, 2019 1:36 PM
Author: Wine arousing hissy fit garrison

poasted about here in this thread as well as a couple others: http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4395443&mc=32&forum_id=2

basically my client, partner and I used to hang out with her and do blow. client was paying her ostensibly for sex but they could never do that due to the blow.

long story short, I'm now hanging out with her and I actually have feelings for her, which is completely retarded. it seems to be reciprocal, but who knows with these mentally ill bitches. this is just a sick situation based on drugs, alcoholism, and lying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#39284533)



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Date: December 18th, 2019 1:37 PM
Author: Heady big-titted telephone shitlib

LOL 180 i know this story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#39284546)



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Date: December 18th, 2019 1:37 PM
Author: Splenetic Contagious Trailer Park Striped Hyena

u have feelings for a bpd retard? d00d.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#39284548)



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Date: December 18th, 2019 1:39 PM
Author: Wine arousing hissy fit garrison

what the hell does bpd mean?

yeah I do, and I recognize how utterly stupid this is. I think it's because I knew her for like three years as just a party friend. I mean there is no excuse for this though, I know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#39284566)



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Date: December 18th, 2019 1:40 PM
Author: Heady big-titted telephone shitlib

get married and spend the rest of ur lives together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#39284569)



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Date: December 18th, 2019 1:41 PM
Author: Splenetic Contagious Trailer Park Striped Hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#39284572)



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Date: December 18th, 2019 1:41 PM
Author: Wine arousing hissy fit garrison

LJL, I'm not that fucking retarded. if we actually were together one or both of us would be dead or in prison within a year or two.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#39284578)



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Date: December 18th, 2019 1:42 PM
Author: Heady big-titted telephone shitlib

do it pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#39284588)



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Date: December 18th, 2019 1:44 PM
Author: Splenetic Contagious Trailer Park Striped Hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#39284606)



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Date: December 18th, 2019 1:40 PM
Author: Splenetic Contagious Trailer Park Striped Hyena

borderline personality disorder. it's the female version of sociopathy, common in hookers & other whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#39284571)



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Date: December 18th, 2019 1:42 PM
Author: Wine arousing hissy fit garrison

yeah she is likely absolutely insane. bipolar or something. she masturbates like 15 times a day, which I think can be a symptom of mental illness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#39284587)



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Date: December 18th, 2019 1:42 PM
Author: Heady big-titted telephone shitlib

disgusting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#39284590)



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Date: December 18th, 2019 1:44 PM
Author: Splenetic Contagious Trailer Park Striped Hyena

15 might be excess of my record, back when i was a 15 yr. old straight as fuck cis. male. (jacking to tranny porn ofc..)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#39284605)



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Date: December 18th, 2019 1:49 PM
Author: Wine arousing hissy fit garrison

poast photos of ur cock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#39284630)



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Date: December 18th, 2019 1:54 PM
Author: Splenetic Contagious Trailer Park Striped Hyena

earl's closer to u d00d and (in his account) is the one azn dude in the la area with a truly massive package. and maybe nutella would be up for a threeway now that the cslg "holiday" party is now in the past?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#39284655)



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Date: December 18th, 2019 1:55 PM
Author: Wine arousing hissy fit garrison

i already asked Nutella to do a three way with me and this stripper. her response was very rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#39284657)



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Date: December 18th, 2019 1:55 PM
Author: Heady big-titted telephone shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#39284661)



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Date: December 18th, 2019 1:56 PM
Author: Splenetic Contagious Trailer Park Striped Hyena

yea i remember was joking that maybe the response would be different now that she's presumably finished masturbating to cslg's wealth ;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#39284667)



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Date: December 18th, 2019 2:18 PM
Author: Wine arousing hissy fit garrison

to be fair, I heard she's beat (even by azn standards) so that wasn't a legitimate question that I posed to her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#39284767)



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Date: December 18th, 2019 2:22 PM
Author: Splenetic Contagious Trailer Park Striped Hyena

thunder collins and others say really mean things about her looks because she can be a huge bitch on xo (that's the essence of her schtick). she is (or used to be) fairly attractive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#39284794)