Is there any advantage to getting older?
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Date: September 20th, 2018 11:16 PM Author: Pink Alcoholic Gunner Goal In Life
I'm more of a Lapsang man myself. So what I'd do is I'd go out and find the most expensive puerh cake I could find--something vintage, that old barn wet hay rainy day smell just offloading into your olfactories, overwhelming your senses' defenses. That sort of smell. And I'd bring it back home on a Saturday morning, the family still all tucked in bed, you marching into the house all rainslick and excited, waking the dog as you open the door, the brown bag bundle under your arm: "Xiao's Mysterious Wares, Purveyor of Delights." And I'd scream, just scream at the top of my lungs, "EVERYONE TO THE TABLE NOW. GODDAMN GET DOWNSTAIRS THIS INSTANT!" Smash the door closed, the little crack in the lower stained glass windowpane, how 1987, how quaint, how becoming your station as the middle-ranking accountant at R.T. Quigley & Sons, far off course from your father's intended path for you and so far out of the light of God's eye, but we make do, don't we, in this life and the next, we make do, growing ever so slightly. And I'd sit at the table and I'd wait for their arrival, caked in sleep, bleary eyed and bug bitten, feeding from the trough of your effort. And I'd start the speech: "Daddy doesn't have taste. But daddy has money. Not his own, mind you. Ignacio Lopez's. Do you know who that is?" Dumb stares and dead silences, the sheepish lot of them. "Ignacio Lopez runs the coke trade in this town. He's the big man on campus." You pause here, the reference drawing to mind your alma mater, Tufts, the half-scholarship you received for "special merit," the stiffled laughs when it was announced at graduation amidst the sea of Yales and Princetons. "Well, Daddy's made some big decisions in the past few days." Your wife Tess' lower lip begins to quiver; she bites down, buckteeth into thin cherry red flesh, trying to supress it. Jonathan looks at you intently with his good eye. Laura has her head down on the table, a stray fruit snack still stuck to her forehead from Friday Night Movie Night--how did it make it through the night, the little survivor? "Pay fucking attention, Laura." She snaps to. "And one of those decisions was to take Mr. Lopez's money. Money that doesn't really belong to daddy. Because, for goddamn once in daddy's life, daddy wanted something nice. He wanted a puerh cake."
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Date: September 20th, 2018 10:50 PM Author: Mint free-loading tattoo
Fucked up women sometimes place a premium on older guys. That's about it though.
Being in your early 20s in a state where 16-17 is legal is the closest thing anyone might ever experience to heaven
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Date: September 20th, 2018 10:55 PM Author: Mint free-loading tattoo
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For these purposes, a steady stream of young women is more worthwhile than making bank.
Being 22 and working at a store in a mall is more credited than being an ibanker
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Date: September 20th, 2018 11:53 PM Author: Soul-stirring Business Firm Halford
MUCH happier as a 30smo than when i was a 20s mo
cant even compare the two
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