Unnghh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4163821&forum_id=2#37472502)

Are country tourists will LOVE you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4163821&forum_id=2#37472518)

It was trump talking a lot. It was lulzy. I said ‘shut up shut up’ laughing w my wife and then an add country bro glared at me on the way out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4163821&forum_id=2#37486951)

Tbf this is a “dad’s a cheapskate” trip not a luxury or educational international travel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4163821&forum_id=2#37475128)

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4104016&mc=53&forum_id=2

Of course it's him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4163821&forum_id=2#37475300)

the point of the story is that if you microwave shit it's gonna fuck your room up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4163821&forum_id=2#37491527)

Kid just saw a lady lie on a bed of nails without getting punctured. He thinks it’s awesome. They even smashed a brick on the lady and there was no puncturing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4163821&forum_id=2#37486987)

As soon as we walk inside Goofy comes up to me and starts fucking around. He's trying to get me to raise my arms in the air and when I finally do he ticked my belly button or something.

There was an entire crowd that formed and when he tickled me everyone laughed, embarrassing me. Without thinking I smacked him across his nose. It was lightning quick, came out of nowhere. SLAP!

All the characters in uniform like that have "handlers" or chaperones or whatever the fuck they are called and they all came rushing over to separate us because whoever was inside that costume was MAF he just got hit in the nose. I remember he was swinging his arms around wildly, but they really can't do much in those stupid costumes.

Looking back, I'm kind of lucky I didn't get kicked out of the park.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4163821&forum_id=2#37482035)

The chicks I know who do this shit all end up getting divorced because their husbands can’t stand their dumbness.

I already bought the kid a pirate sword. He doesn’t need another stupid toy that looks pretty for a moment. For $25.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4163821&forum_id=2#37483133)

Usually I just deal w her constantly forgetting certain groceries because she won’t make a list of what have you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4163821&forum_id=2#37483143)

We saw the fireworks last night at magic kingdom and the kid sighed and said this was a wonderful day.

Tryna get into Epcot ball ride thing now.

Mostly middle easterners and chinks here.

Yesterday at magic kingdom it was a lot of Spanish speakers. I have to say I can understand why low class Americans want a wall. It sucks having to rub elbows w South Americans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4163821&forum_id=2#37486040)

That’s a yelp ding right there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4163821&forum_id=2#37486096)