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Brutally selfpwned this evening bros.

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  05/07/19
You only have one credit card?
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Only one that I regularly use.
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I don't keep any money in the other account. I don't believ...
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this is just getting dumber and weirder.
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Excellent slow play of the flame here, well done.
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Yeah well your beliefs just cost you 19 year old pussy
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twist: no they didn't.
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lol we sound similar IRL
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I would love to confirm this, but you do not sound like that...
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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:32 PM
Author: concupiscible cruel-hearted tanning salon half-breed

My haters will get some joy from this story, but I'll poast it anyway.

Had a date in a city a few hours away with an extremely hot girl. Tall, skinny 19 year old redhead. Met her at a bar. We hit it off well. I told some of my stories that I tell on dates, but she seemed especially enamored of them. We started making out at the bar. I told her I was probably going to stay in her city this evening and asked if she wanted to hang out at my motel room. She said yes.

So we drove a mile to a motel that I had found beforehand. I went in and asked for a room, put down my card and... declined. <><><>NOROOM<><><>. The guy at the desk tried it three times and it wouldn't go through. We tried it at another motel next door and it wouldn't go through. It was a nightmare come to life.

(The card was working at other businesses before and after this, but the magnetic strip is wearing out and apparently motels have especially sensitive card readers. Who knew?)

Anyway, I had to tell this smoking hot chick that I didn't have a room for us to go back to. So off she went. I tried to make a joke of it, and she was pretty cool about it all, so maybe I'll see her again and maybe I won't. I'm not counting on it.

Anyway, I'm glad I got as close as I did. There's a Gatorade commercial with the tagline Let failure be your fuel. I'm going to try even harder to get more girls who are even hotter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202812)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:34 PM
Author: flushed piazza crotch

You only have one credit card?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202816)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:35 PM
Author: histrionic ebony box office

Cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202820)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:35 PM
Author: concupiscible cruel-hearted tanning salon half-breed

Only one that I regularly use.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202821)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:36 PM
Author: swollen old irish cottage set

and it didn't dawn on you that now would be a good time to use one of the other ones?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202826)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:37 PM
Author: flushed piazza crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202829)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:38 PM
Author: concupiscible cruel-hearted tanning salon half-breed

I don't keep any money in the other account. I don't believe in credit cards and only have debit cards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202834)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:39 PM
Author: mind-boggling garrison affirmative action

this is just getting dumber and weirder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202838)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:39 PM
Author: swollen old irish cottage set



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:42 PM
Author: flushed piazza crotch



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:42 PM
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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:47 PM
Author: Razzle field sneaky criminal



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:47 PM
Author: out-of-control filthy puppy associate



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:48 PM
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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:29 PM
Author: Curious twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203120)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:56 PM
Author: Unholy floppy striped hyena



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:59 PM
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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:04 AM
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Date: May 8th, 2019 7:57 AM
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Date: May 8th, 2019 8:08 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38204098)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:17 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38205085)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:22 PM
Author: vivacious drunken stage really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38205120)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:26 PM
Author: Hairraiser crystalline hominid



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Date: May 8th, 2019 4:41 PM
Author: Fragrant Greedy Orchestra Pit Rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38206572)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:40 PM
Author: scarlet appetizing clown new version

dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202850)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:44 PM
Author: Doobsian aromatic foreskin public bath

lot wtf, please keep this thread going

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202880)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:45 PM
Author: violet trump supporter

Date: May 7th, 2019 10:34 PM

Author: SomeOtherGhost

You only have one credit card?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202816)

Date: May 7th, 2019 10:38 PM

Author: 30-something sitting in a Pizza Hut reminiscing

I don't keep any money in the other account.

wut??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202884)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:49 PM
Author: pale bearded deer antler

(Unreal Tournament announcer voice)

M-M-M-MONSTERGOY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202901)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:51 PM
Author: Doobsian aromatic foreskin public bath



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:04 AM
Author: fluffy coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203318)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:43 AM
Author: splenetic multi-colored idea he suggested fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203457)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:10 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Lay Main People

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203014)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:30 PM
Author: Curious twinkling uncleanness

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203125)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 8:56 AM
Author: Violent parlor

Excellent slow play of the flame here, well done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38204160)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 7:11 PM
Author: Lascivious Candlestick Maker Theatre

Yeah well your beliefs just cost you 19 year old pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38207187)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 7:21 PM
Author: flushed piazza crotch

twist: no they didn't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38207234)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:41 PM
Author: Doobsian aromatic foreskin public bath



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:42 PM
Author: out-of-control filthy puppy associate



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:58 PM
Author: Razzle field sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202953)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:56 PM
Author: Unholy floppy striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203277)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:40 PM
Author: out-of-control filthy puppy associate

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0uCRAjIhqOi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202849)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:41 PM
Author: swollen old irish cottage set



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:42 PM
Author: Twisted nudist fortuitous meteor nowag

lol we sound similar IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202862)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:43 PM
Author: out-of-control filthy puppy associate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202871)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:23 PM
Author: vivacious drunken stage really tough guy

I would love to confirm this, but you do not sound like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38205131)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:27 PM
Author: Twisted nudist fortuitous meteor nowag

flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38205155)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:49 PM
Author: aphrodisiac shrine

I hate you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202902)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:57 PM
Author: marvelous olive gunner toaster



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:16 PM
Author: Abusive Galvanic Dysfunction



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:33 PM
Author: fighting 180 bawdyhouse ratface

i'll always bump a vocaroo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203154)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author: razzmatazz azn abode



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:35 PM
Author: Peach philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203166)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:37 PM
Author: Twinkling temple

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203181)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:45 PM
Author: mind-boggling garrison affirmative action

180000000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203212)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:57 PM
Author: Unholy floppy striped hyena



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:00 AM
Author: motley brilliant cuckold tattoo



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:44 AM
Author: splenetic multi-colored idea he suggested fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203460)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:51 AM
Author: Big Carmine Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203480)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:55 AM
Author: Salmon stirring stage

I'm giggling like aj in his boxer shorts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203489)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:21 PM
Author: harsh church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38205112)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 7:07 PM
Author: mind-boggling garrison affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38207177)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 2:51 AM
Author: copper gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203762)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 5:24 AM
Author: Contagious theater

*throws panties at you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203869)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 7:29 AM
Author: out-of-control filthy puppy associate

I'm listening to this vocaroo synced up with the suspiria theme and it's pretty good not gonna lie

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1z1JdVs3jfO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38204000)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 7:59 AM
Author: Contagious theater

holy shit

<3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38204088)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 8:05 AM
Author: Low-t Overrated Address

Spit my coffee out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38204092)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:20 PM
Author: harsh church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38205107)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 7:15 PM
Author: gaped spot masturbator

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38207202)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:44 PM
Author: Excitant cordovan menage

please enlighten us how you met this girl (which app)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202878)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:45 PM
Author: odious bossy dilemma quadroon

Did the bar not card her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202883)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:45 PM
Author: Twisted nudist fortuitous meteor nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202885)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:51 PM
Author: concupiscible cruel-hearted tanning salon half-breed

It was a combination bar and restaurant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202913)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:52 PM
Author: out-of-control filthy puppy associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202922)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:46 PM
Author: out-of-control filthy puppy associate

holy shit just realized i'm in a johnsmeyer thread 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202888)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:47 PM
Author: flushed piazza crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202891)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:47 PM
Author: Razzle field sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202893)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:49 PM
Author: mind-boggling garrison affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202900)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:51 PM
Author: Doobsian aromatic foreskin public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202916)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:58 PM
Author: Unholy floppy striped hyena

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203289)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:07 AM
Author: fluffy coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203326)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 5:13 AM
Author: Flirting razzle-dazzle location coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203862)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:47 PM
Author: violet trump supporter

haven't you told this story about your card getting declined at a hotel before?

also aren't you unmarried? why do you need to get a hotel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202889)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:52 PM
Author: concupiscible cruel-hearted tanning salon half-breed

This particular thing has never happened before. I'm not married but I was in a different place from where I live.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202918)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:19 PM
Author: violet trump supporter

so where the fuck are you spending the night if you don't even have enough money for a hotel room?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203058)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:35 PM
Author: concupiscible cruel-hearted tanning salon half-breed

I found a motel where the card worked. But the girl had to leave for work. We had like a 30 minute window to get a fuck in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203164)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:35 PM
Author: mind-boggling garrison affirmative action

too bad you missed out on those sweet, sweet bags of sand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203169)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:37 PM
Author: flushed piazza crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203178)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:08 AM
Author: fluffy coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203328)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 5:24 AM
Author: Contagious theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203870)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 8:48 AM
Author: Trip sinister cuckoldry office

Wait, she was going to work at 11PM?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38204148)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:52 PM
Author: aphrodisiac shrine

This is one of the stories he tells on dates with girls that he tells one of his stories to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202921)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:59 PM
Author: out-of-control filthy puppy associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202961)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:27 AM
Author: topaz faggot firefighter prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203410)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:22 PM
Author: harsh church

MOTEL not hotel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38205121)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:56 PM
Author: Razzle field sneaky criminal

thread title devastatingly accurate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202943)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:58 PM
Author: odious bossy dilemma quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202955)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:59 PM
Author: mind-boggling garrison affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202958)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:25 PM
Author: out-of-control filthy puppy associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203092)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:31 PM
Author: Curious twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203133)



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Date: May 13th, 2019 1:20 AM
Author: mind-boggling garrison affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38226777)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:10 PM
Author: Mint hunting ground ladyboy

What Would Chad Do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203013)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: out-of-control filthy puppy associate

He was being chad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203047)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:18 PM
Author: ultramarine trailer park

Simultaneously the gayest and best thread of the day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203053)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:25 PM
Author: out-of-control filthy puppy associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203088)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:19 PM
Author: Laughsome Chapel

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203062)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:20 PM
Author: violet trump supporter

doesn't this guy claim to be some hedge fund/PE baller?

and yet he only has a fucking debit card?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203067)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:36 AM
Author: Violent Self-centered Brunch Love Of Her Life

I think he claims that his dad or uncle is a PE guy. 30 something went to law school and is now an “entrepreneur” - probably why he was getting “motel” rooms in proletown

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203438)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:49 AM
Author: violet trump supporter

no he claims he has his own PE fund and he went to some TTTTTT law school because he wanted to learn "how to run his deals" better or some bullshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203471)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:56 AM
Author: flushed piazza crotch

it's the biggest fund in tulsa, you faggot cunt!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203490)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:57 AM
Author: Violent Self-centered Brunch Love Of Her Life

Might be doing a search fund. Would like to hear more about this actually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203496)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:33 PM
Author: fighting 180 bawdyhouse ratface

none of this make any sense. they can manually type in the number bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203150)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:57 PM
Author: Chocolate Parlour

I literally stopped reading after “a few hours.” You said you drove a few hours for a date without any explanation like this is normal behavior.

What the fuck is wrong with you lmao? OF COURSE your date was bad! You’re the guy that thought driving a few hours for a date made sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203283)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:05 AM
Author: Twisted nudist fortuitous meteor nowag

his date was 180 until his credit card was declined

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203320)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:57 AM
Author: Salmon stirring stage

I thought it was a debit card

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203492)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:32 PM
Author: white thriller voyeur senate

can't count your debits without your credits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38205181)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 5:27 PM
Author: out-of-control filthy puppy associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38206746)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 3:31 AM
Author: Sable gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203816)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:57 PM
Author: Irradiated misanthropic incel

OP is easily the best poaster on XO in 2019

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203286)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 5:13 AM
Author: Flirting razzle-dazzle location coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203863)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:40 AM
Author: buff principal's office newt

great thread without even a single pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203447)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 2:22 AM
Author: cerebral saffron circlehead state

Didn't you claim to go to Harvard College?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203717)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 2:55 AM
Author: Coral Doctorate

"umm... Wanna put this on your card?.. I'll Venmo you..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203771)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 3:08 AM
Author: flushed piazza crotch

doesn't believe in (((venmo))).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203787)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 5:44 AM
Author: Learning disabled preventive strike ticket booth

You’re such a pathetic, bald old faggot. You now have to drive hours to find SA hookers that will see you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203879)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 7:32 AM
Author: effete stimulating haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38204009)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 8:15 AM
Author: magenta step-uncle's house son of senegal

CRRRRRR

have had them do this when the chip in my Amex went bad. Lol at OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38204108)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 9:30 AM
Author: Unholy floppy striped hyena

johnsy overcooked this one, but tbf it was probably intentional

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38204228)



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Date: May 16th, 2019 5:42 PM
Author: violet trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38245272)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 8:45 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Pistol

Things that didn't happen for $100

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38204142)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:27 PM
Author: Bronze Wagecucks Stead

Content creation: this is how it's done boys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38205151)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 7:14 PM
Author: Salmon stirring stage

I love this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38207193)