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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:32 PM
Author: Magenta aromatic organic girlfriend meetinghouse

My haters will get some joy from this story, but I'll poast it anyway.

Had a date in a city a few hours away with an extremely hot girl. Tall, skinny 19 year old redhead. Met her at a bar. We hit it off well. I told some of my stories that I tell on dates, but she seemed especially enamored of them. We started making out at the bar. I told her I was probably going to stay in her city this evening and asked if she wanted to hang out at my motel room. She said yes.

So we drove a mile to a motel that I had found beforehand. I went in and asked for a room, put down my card and... declined. <><><>NOROOM<><><>. The guy at the desk tried it three times and it wouldn't go through. We tried it at another motel next door and it wouldn't go through. It was a nightmare come to life.

(The card was working at other businesses before and after this, but the magnetic strip is wearing out and apparently motels have especially sensitive card readers. Who knew?)

Anyway, I had to tell this smoking hot chick that I didn't have a room for us to go back to. So off she went. I tried to make a joke of it, and she was pretty cool about it all, so maybe I'll see her again and maybe I won't. I'm not counting on it.

Anyway, I'm glad I got as close as I did. There's a Gatorade commercial with the tagline Let failure be your fuel. I'm going to try even harder to get more girls who are even hotter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202812)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:34 PM
Author: Geriatric institution

You only have one credit card?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202816)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:35 PM
Author: provocative laser beams principal's office

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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:35 PM
Author: Magenta aromatic organic girlfriend meetinghouse

Only one that I regularly use.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202821)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:36 PM
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and it didn't dawn on you that now would be a good time to use one of the other ones?

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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:37 PM
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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:38 PM
Author: Magenta aromatic organic girlfriend meetinghouse

I don't keep any money in the other account. I don't believe in credit cards and only have debit cards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202834)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:39 PM
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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:44 PM
Author: electric toaster

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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:45 PM
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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:34 PM

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You only have one credit card?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202816)

Date: May 7th, 2019 10:38 PM

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I don't keep any money in the other account.

wut??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202884)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:49 PM
Author: Garnet temple fat ankles

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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:10 PM
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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:30 PM
Author: Twinkling Bearded Market Jewess

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Date: May 8th, 2019 8:56 AM
Author: Purple rambunctious house jap

Excellent slow play of the flame here, well done.

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Date: May 8th, 2019 7:11 PM
Author: carmine cracking ratface theater stage

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Date: May 8th, 2019 7:21 PM
Author: Geriatric institution

twist: no they didn't.

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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:42 PM
Author: Hateful kitty cat piazza

lol we sound similar IRL

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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:43 PM
Author: histrionic jet corner

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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:21 PM
Author: Vivacious ape casino



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Date: May 8th, 2019 7:07 PM
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Date: May 8th, 2019 2:51 AM
Author: Laughsome kitchen



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Date: May 8th, 2019 5:24 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone jew psychic

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203869)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 7:29 AM
Author: histrionic jet corner

I'm listening to this vocaroo synced up with the suspiria theme and it's pretty good not gonna lie

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Date: May 8th, 2019 7:59 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone jew psychic

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Date: May 8th, 2019 8:05 AM
Author: Clear marvelous hell

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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:20 PM
Author: Vivacious ape casino



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Date: May 8th, 2019 7:15 PM
Author: Wonderful Ruby Weed Whacker

Lmao

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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:44 PM
Author: dashing nighttime circlehead foreskin

please enlighten us how you met this girl (which app)

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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:45 PM
Author: irradiated pit candlestick maker

Did the bar not card her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202883)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:45 PM
Author: Hateful kitty cat piazza



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:51 PM
Author: Magenta aromatic organic girlfriend meetinghouse

It was a combination bar and restaurant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202913)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:52 PM
Author: histrionic jet corner



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:46 PM
Author: histrionic jet corner

holy shit just realized i'm in a johnsmeyer thread 180

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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:47 PM
Author: Geriatric institution



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:47 PM
Author: Pontificating pervert son of senegal



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:49 PM
Author: submissive range mood



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:51 PM
Author: electric toaster



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:58 PM
Author: frum cuckold public bath

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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:07 AM
Author: flickering bateful parlor



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Date: May 8th, 2019 5:13 AM
Author: beady-eyed drab halford crackhouse



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:47 PM
Author: Disrespectful Trip Affirmative Action Indian Lodge

haven't you told this story about your card getting declined at a hotel before?

also aren't you unmarried? why do you need to get a hotel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202889)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:52 PM
Author: Magenta aromatic organic girlfriend meetinghouse

This particular thing has never happened before. I'm not married but I was in a different place from where I live.

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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:19 PM
Author: Disrespectful Trip Affirmative Action Indian Lodge

so where the fuck are you spending the night if you don't even have enough money for a hotel room?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203058)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:35 PM
Author: Magenta aromatic organic girlfriend meetinghouse

I found a motel where the card worked. But the girl had to leave for work. We had like a 30 minute window to get a fuck in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203164)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:35 PM
Author: submissive range mood

too bad you missed out on those sweet, sweet bags of sand.

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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:37 PM
Author: Geriatric institution



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:08 AM
Author: flickering bateful parlor



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Date: May 8th, 2019 5:24 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone jew psychic



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Date: May 8th, 2019 8:48 AM
Author: charismatic scourge upon the earth theatre

Wait, she was going to work at 11PM?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38204148)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:52 PM
Author: galvanic address international law enforcement agency

This is one of the stories he tells on dates with girls that he tells one of his stories to

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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:59 PM
Author: histrionic jet corner



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:27 AM
Author: razzle internal respiration codepig



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:22 PM
Author: Vivacious ape casino

MOTEL not hotel

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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:56 PM
Author: Pontificating pervert son of senegal

thread title devastatingly accurate

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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:58 PM
Author: irradiated pit candlestick maker



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:59 PM
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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:25 PM
Author: histrionic jet corner



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:31 PM
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Date: May 13th, 2019 1:20 AM
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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:10 PM
Author: Brindle turdskin

What Would Chad Do?

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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: histrionic jet corner

He was being chad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203047)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:18 PM
Author: adventurous spot

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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:25 PM
Author: histrionic jet corner



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:19 PM
Author: Boyish chestnut hospital

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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:20 PM
Author: Disrespectful Trip Affirmative Action Indian Lodge

doesn't this guy claim to be some hedge fund/PE baller?

and yet he only has a fucking debit card?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203067)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:36 AM
Author: fragrant black garrison skinny woman

I think he claims that his dad or uncle is a PE guy. 30 something went to law school and is now an “entrepreneur” - probably why he was getting “motel” rooms in proletown

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203438)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:49 AM
Author: Disrespectful Trip Affirmative Action Indian Lodge

no he claims he has his own PE fund and he went to some TTTTTT law school because he wanted to learn "how to run his deals" better or some bullshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203471)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:56 AM
Author: Geriatric institution

it's the biggest fund in tulsa, you faggot cunt!

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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:57 AM
Author: fragrant black garrison skinny woman

Might be doing a search fund. Would like to hear more about this actually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203496)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:33 PM
Author: Drunken black woman dopamine

none of this make any sense. they can manually type in the number bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203150)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:57 PM
Author: Khaki toilet seat

I literally stopped reading after “a few hours.” You said you drove a few hours for a date without any explanation like this is normal behavior.

What the fuck is wrong with you lmao? OF COURSE your date was bad! You’re the guy that thought driving a few hours for a date made sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203283)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:05 AM
Author: Hateful kitty cat piazza

his date was 180 until his credit card was declined

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203320)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:57 AM
Author: sinister puce indirect expression

I thought it was a debit card

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203492)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:32 PM
Author: kink-friendly multi-billionaire keepsake machete

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Date: May 8th, 2019 5:27 PM
Author: histrionic jet corner



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:57 PM
Author: Ultramarine digit ratio brethren

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Date: May 8th, 2019 5:13 AM
Author: beady-eyed drab halford crackhouse



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:40 AM
Author: Deep Dilemma Striped Hyena

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Date: May 8th, 2019 2:22 AM
Author: nubile university goal in life

Didn't you claim to go to Harvard College?

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Date: May 8th, 2019 2:55 AM
Author: exciting lime home potus

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Date: May 8th, 2019 3:08 AM
Author: Geriatric institution

doesn't believe in (((venmo))).

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Date: May 8th, 2019 5:44 AM
Author: Duck-like bossy incel

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Date: May 8th, 2019 8:15 AM
Author: curious haunted graveyard

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have had them do this when the chip in my Amex went bad. Lol at OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38204108)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 9:30 AM
Author: frum cuckold public bath

johnsy overcooked this one, but tbf it was probably intentional

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Date: May 16th, 2019 5:42 PM
Author: Disrespectful Trip Affirmative Action Indian Lodge



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Date: May 8th, 2019 8:45 AM
Author: big sable library crotch

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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:27 PM
Author: Poppy diverse base

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Date: May 8th, 2019 7:14 PM
Author: sinister puce indirect expression

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