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Brutally selfpwned this evening bros.

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You only have one credit card?
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Cq
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Only one that I regularly use.
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this is just getting dumber and weirder.
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Excellent slow play of the flame here, well done.
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Yeah well your beliefs just cost you 19 year old pussy
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twist: no they didn't.
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lol we sound similar IRL
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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:32 PM
Author: Umber institution tattoo

My haters will get some joy from this story, but I'll poast it anyway.

Had a date in a city a few hours away with an extremely hot girl. Tall, skinny 19 year old redhead. Met her at a bar. We hit it off well. I told some of my stories that I tell on dates, but she seemed especially enamored of them. We started making out at the bar. I told her I was probably going to stay in her city this evening and asked if she wanted to hang out at my motel room. She said yes.

So we drove a mile to a motel that I had found beforehand. I went in and asked for a room, put down my card and... declined. <><><>NOROOM<><><>. The guy at the desk tried it three times and it wouldn't go through. We tried it at another motel next door and it wouldn't go through. It was a nightmare come to life.

(The card was working at other businesses before and after this, but the magnetic strip is wearing out and apparently motels have especially sensitive card readers. Who knew?)

Anyway, I had to tell this smoking hot chick that I didn't have a room for us to go back to. So off she went. I tried to make a joke of it, and she was pretty cool about it all, so maybe I'll see her again and maybe I won't. I'm not counting on it.

Anyway, I'm glad I got as close as I did. There's a Gatorade commercial with the tagline Let failure be your fuel. I'm going to try even harder to get more girls who are even hotter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202812)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:34 PM
Author: Gold stage

You only have one credit card?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202816)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:35 PM
Author: Violet trust fund

Cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202820)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:35 PM
Author: Umber institution tattoo

Only one that I regularly use.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202821)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:36 PM
Author: Excitant chad

and it didn't dawn on you that now would be a good time to use one of the other ones?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202826)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:37 PM
Author: Gold stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202829)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:38 PM
Author: Umber institution tattoo

I don't keep any money in the other account. I don't believe in credit cards and only have debit cards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202834)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:39 PM
Author: Aggressive sick indian lodge karate

this is just getting dumber and weirder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202838)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:39 PM
Author: Excitant chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202839)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:42 PM
Author: Gold stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202858)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:42 PM
Author: kink-friendly goyim jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202865)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:47 PM
Author: Massive Church Building Quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202890)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:47 PM
Author: multi-colored garnet nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202892)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:48 PM
Author: Turquoise sweet tailpipe liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202897)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: Sienna mind-boggling market half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203045)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:29 PM
Author: brindle menage yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203120)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:56 PM
Author: unhinged pink double fault heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203273)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:59 PM
Author: Deranged stage toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203296)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:04 AM
Author: citrine irradiated whorehouse volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203316)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 7:57 AM
Author: Ebony concupiscible stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38204083)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 8:08 AM
Author: Big theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38204098)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:17 PM
Author: hairraiser regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38205085)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:22 PM
Author: brilliant brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38205120)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:26 PM
Author: Blathering learning disabled hell patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38205149)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 4:41 PM
Author: Razzmatazz candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38206572)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:40 PM
Author: startled background story stain

dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202850)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:44 PM
Author: yellow electric furnace cruise ship

lot wtf, please keep this thread going

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202880)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:45 PM
Author: self-centered multi-billionaire

Date: May 7th, 2019 10:34 PM

Author: SomeOtherGhost

You only have one credit card?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202816)

Date: May 7th, 2019 10:38 PM

Author: 30-something sitting in a Pizza Hut reminiscing

I don't keep any money in the other account.

wut??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202884)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:49 PM
Author: Pale Self-absorbed People Who Are Hurt

(Unreal Tournament announcer voice)

M-M-M-MONSTERGOY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202901)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:51 PM
Author: yellow electric furnace cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202914)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:04 AM
Author: citrine irradiated whorehouse volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203318)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:43 AM
Author: titillating soggy parlour preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203457)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:10 PM
Author: Curious Arrogant Site

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203014)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:30 PM
Author: brindle menage yarmulke

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203125)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 8:56 AM
Author: spectacular hyperactive business firm

Excellent slow play of the flame here, well done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38204160)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 7:11 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle national security agency

Yeah well your beliefs just cost you 19 year old pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38207187)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 7:21 PM
Author: Gold stage

twist: no they didn't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38207234)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:41 PM
Author: yellow electric furnace cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202856)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:42 PM
Author: multi-colored garnet nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202860)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:58 PM
Author: Massive Church Building Quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202953)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:56 PM
Author: unhinged pink double fault heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203277)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:40 PM
Author: multi-colored garnet nibblets

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0uCRAjIhqOi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202849)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:41 PM
Author: Excitant chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202853)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:42 PM
Author: Appetizing sadistic chapel friendly grandma

lol we sound similar IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202862)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:43 PM
Author: multi-colored garnet nibblets

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202871)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:23 PM
Author: brilliant brunch

I would love to confirm this, but you do not sound like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38205131)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:27 PM
Author: Appetizing sadistic chapel friendly grandma

flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38205155)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:49 PM
Author: Beady-eyed point

I hate you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202902)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:57 PM
Author: clear lascivious pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202948)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:16 PM
Author: Grizzly glittery garrison twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203044)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:33 PM
Author: fantasy-prone sable space

i'll always bump a vocaroo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203154)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author: cobalt supple water buffalo bbw



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:35 PM
Author: offensive duck-like office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203166)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:37 PM
Author: Aromatic range halford

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203181)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:45 PM
Author: Aggressive sick indian lodge karate

180000000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203212)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:57 PM
Author: unhinged pink double fault heaven



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:00 AM
Author: Deranged stage toilet seat



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:25 AM
Author: Hideous parlor



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:44 AM
Author: titillating soggy parlour preventive strike



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:51 AM
Author: Wonderful Hateful Hall



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:55 AM
Author: iridescent property

I'm giggling like aj in his boxer shorts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203489)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:21 PM
Author: hairraiser regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38205112)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 7:07 PM
Author: Aggressive sick indian lodge karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38207177)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 2:51 AM
Author: know-it-all senate hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203762)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 5:24 AM
Author: chocolate address

*throws panties at you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203869)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 7:29 AM
Author: multi-colored garnet nibblets

I'm listening to this vocaroo synced up with the suspiria theme and it's pretty good not gonna lie

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1z1JdVs3jfO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38204000)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 7:59 AM
Author: chocolate address

holy shit

<3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38204088)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 8:05 AM
Author: Marvelous Shrine Ape

Spit my coffee out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38204092)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:20 PM
Author: hairraiser regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38205107)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 7:15 PM
Author: Swollen unholy casino

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38207202)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:44 PM
Author: dun passionate field scourge upon the earth

please enlighten us how you met this girl (which app)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202878)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:45 PM
Author: kink-friendly goyim jap

Did the bar not card her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202883)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:45 PM
Author: Appetizing sadistic chapel friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202885)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:51 PM
Author: Umber institution tattoo

It was a combination bar and restaurant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202913)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:52 PM
Author: multi-colored garnet nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202922)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:46 PM
Author: multi-colored garnet nibblets

holy shit just realized i'm in a johnsmeyer thread 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202888)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:47 PM
Author: Gold stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202891)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:47 PM
Author: Massive Church Building Quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202893)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:49 PM
Author: Aggressive sick indian lodge karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202900)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:51 PM
Author: yellow electric furnace cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202916)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:58 PM
Author: unhinged pink double fault heaven

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203289)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:07 AM
Author: citrine irradiated whorehouse volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203326)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 5:13 AM
Author: Purple seedy ticket booth ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203862)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:47 PM
Author: self-centered multi-billionaire

haven't you told this story about your card getting declined at a hotel before?

also aren't you unmarried? why do you need to get a hotel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202889)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:52 PM
Author: Umber institution tattoo

This particular thing has never happened before. I'm not married but I was in a different place from where I live.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202918)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:19 PM
Author: self-centered multi-billionaire

so where the fuck are you spending the night if you don't even have enough money for a hotel room?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203058)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:35 PM
Author: Umber institution tattoo

I found a motel where the card worked. But the girl had to leave for work. We had like a 30 minute window to get a fuck in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203164)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:35 PM
Author: Aggressive sick indian lodge karate

too bad you missed out on those sweet, sweet bags of sand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203169)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:37 PM
Author: Gold stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203178)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:08 AM
Author: citrine irradiated whorehouse volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203328)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 5:24 AM
Author: chocolate address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203870)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 8:48 AM
Author: Vibrant kitchen

Wait, she was going to work at 11PM?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38204148)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:52 PM
Author: Beady-eyed point

This is one of the stories he tells on dates with girls that he tells one of his stories to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202921)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:59 PM
Author: multi-colored garnet nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202961)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:27 AM
Author: magical charismatic dopamine mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203410)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:22 PM
Author: hairraiser regret

MOTEL not hotel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38205121)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:56 PM
Author: Massive Church Building Quadroon

thread title devastatingly accurate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202943)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:58 PM
Author: kink-friendly goyim jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202955)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:59 PM
Author: Aggressive sick indian lodge karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202958)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:25 PM
Author: multi-colored garnet nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203092)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:31 PM
Author: brindle menage yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203133)



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Date: May 13th, 2019 1:20 AM
Author: Aggressive sick indian lodge karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38226777)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:10 PM
Author: bateful step-uncle's house

What Would Chad Do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203013)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: multi-colored garnet nibblets

He was being chad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203047)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:18 PM
Author: Sienna mind-boggling market half-breed

Simultaneously the gayest and best thread of the day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203053)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:25 PM
Author: multi-colored garnet nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203088)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:19 PM
Author: Hilarious Fuchsia Cuckoldry

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203062)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:20 PM
Author: self-centered multi-billionaire

doesn't this guy claim to be some hedge fund/PE baller?

and yet he only has a fucking debit card?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203067)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:36 AM
Author: violent macaca principal's office

I think he claims that his dad or uncle is a PE guy. 30 something went to law school and is now an “entrepreneur” - probably why he was getting “motel” rooms in proletown

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203438)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:49 AM
Author: self-centered multi-billionaire

no he claims he has his own PE fund and he went to some TTTTTT law school because he wanted to learn "how to run his deals" better or some bullshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203471)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:56 AM
Author: Gold stage

it's the biggest fund in tulsa, you faggot cunt!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203490)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:57 AM
Author: violent macaca principal's office

Might be doing a search fund. Would like to hear more about this actually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203496)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:33 PM
Author: fantasy-prone sable space

none of this make any sense. they can manually type in the number bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203150)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:57 PM
Author: Bronze insanely creepy orchestra pit black woman

I literally stopped reading after “a few hours.” You said you drove a few hours for a date without any explanation like this is normal behavior.

What the fuck is wrong with you lmao? OF COURSE your date was bad! You’re the guy that thought driving a few hours for a date made sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203283)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:05 AM
Author: Appetizing sadistic chapel friendly grandma

his date was 180 until his credit card was declined

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203320)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:57 AM
Author: iridescent property

I thought it was a debit card

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203492)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:32 PM
Author: Crimson costumed party of the first part location

can't count your debits without your credits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38205181)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 5:27 PM
Author: multi-colored garnet nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38206746)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 3:31 AM
Author: silver vivacious plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203816)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:57 PM
Author: Confused base masturbator

OP is easily the best poaster on XO in 2019

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203286)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 5:13 AM
Author: Purple seedy ticket booth ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203863)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:40 AM
Author: henna factory reset button

great thread without even a single pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203447)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 2:22 AM
Author: haunting den pervert

Didn't you claim to go to Harvard College?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203717)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 2:55 AM
Author: medicated yapping nowag

"umm... Wanna put this on your card?.. I'll Venmo you..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203771)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 3:08 AM
Author: Gold stage

doesn't believe in (((venmo))).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203787)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 5:44 AM
Author: Erotic Obsidian Therapy Stag Film

You’re such a pathetic, bald old faggot. You now have to drive hours to find SA hookers that will see you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203879)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 7:32 AM
Author: Crusty sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38204009)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 8:15 AM
Author: Maroon Violent Keepsake Machete

CRRRRRR

have had them do this when the chip in my Amex went bad. Lol at OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38204108)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 9:30 AM
Author: unhinged pink double fault heaven

johnsy overcooked this one, but tbf it was probably intentional

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38204228)



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Date: May 16th, 2019 5:42 PM
Author: self-centered multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38245272)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 8:45 AM
Author: Big theatre

Things that didn't happen for $100

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38204142)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:27 PM
Author: Sticky bawdyhouse

Content creation: this is how it's done boys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38205151)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 7:14 PM
Author: iridescent property

I love this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38207193)