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ITT I tell you which xoxo poster is your perfect match

I'll ask you three questions and based on your answer I will...
Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown
  06/10/06
quickly cause i gotta go to ebed
Electric mischievous hunting ground
  06/10/06
1. What types of meat do u eat? 2. If I want my guy to ha...
Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown
  06/10/06
1. everything but red meat, the one exception being lamb. ...
Electric mischievous hunting ground
  06/10/06
you are evenly matched with Don Barzini. (sorry, just call t...
Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown
  06/10/06
1 - barzini will never give up red meat 2 - barzini/franc...
180 international law enforcement agency
  06/10/06
This will be my only chance at true love.
rose stain
  06/10/06
1. I could live with a man that did this for a living? 2....
Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown
  06/10/06
1. Something simultaneously creative but not pretentious. ...
rose stain
  06/10/06
After narrowing your list down to three candidates: dmferry,...
Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown
  06/10/06
Ice would eat her sick cat's head.
frozen wagecucks private investor
  06/10/06
I thought Ice was some dopey guido who can't fucking stand m...
rose stain
  06/10/06
hmm, why not Jul. Shock.? that would make him happy.
impressive casino
  06/10/06
FUCK YOU THIS ISN'T YOUR THREAD
Cerebral frisky market
  06/10/06
He's mine, bitches.
Trip overrated mood
  06/10/06
good, bc awakening J.'s libido would be a daunting task, and...
peach fantasy-prone police squad
  06/10/06
You totally have a thing for me.
rose stain
  06/10/06
opposites attract, I guess
peach fantasy-prone police squad
  06/10/06
I'm sure that you could find a way, but I expect that she is...
Glittery sable elastic band mad-dog skullcap
  06/10/06
J. is an aluminum can to my electromagnet.
peach fantasy-prone police squad
  06/10/06
This could be amusing.
soul-stirring home scourge upon the earth
  06/10/06
congrats: MorDoughhi
razzle walnut church
  06/10/06
1. Elephants or Donkeys? 2. Blondes or Brunettes? 3. W...
Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown
  06/10/06
Elephants, blondes, white. I'd prefer to say elephants, eit...
soul-stirring home scourge upon the earth
  06/10/06
I don't know you that well as a poster so I didn't have any ...
Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown
  06/10/06
I don't know who that is, but thanks for indulging.
soul-stirring home scourge upon the earth
  06/10/06
blonde, chesty, thin...
Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown
  06/10/06
I'd need a pic, but ty for assisting.
soul-stirring home scourge upon the earth
  06/10/06
hey, I'm curious too.
peach fantasy-prone police squad
  06/10/06
1. What T14 school are you most like? 2. Tits or Ass? ...
Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown
  06/10/06
Michigan Tits really suburban girl -- I guess I'd pick a c...
peach fantasy-prone police squad
  06/10/06
Your perfect xoxo match is Mygan103. congrats.
Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown
  06/10/06
only problem: I'd have to pry her away from uv. but, thanks...
peach fantasy-prone police squad
  06/10/06
don't fuck with the hypo... you're welcome.
Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown
  06/10/06
You better not fuckin' say JCM. I'm so over that bitch.
frozen wagecucks private investor
  06/10/06
1. Which of these habits could u live with, if any? drinking...
Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown
  06/10/06
1) I'm fine with all three, so long as 1 and 3 aren't addict...
frozen wagecucks private investor
  06/10/06
It sounds like you like athletic men. I'm guessing you like ...
Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown
  06/10/06
He better be hawt. And use condoms.
frozen wagecucks private investor
  06/10/06
do me dude
Cerebral frisky market
  06/10/06
1. When u see your dream woman, what color are her eyes? ...
Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown
  06/10/06
brown i like girls with small tits latin american girls f...
Cerebral frisky market
  06/10/06
(please don't give an obvious answer like ponky)
Cerebral frisky market
  06/10/06
all my cousins are hot latin american girls from los angeles...
Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown
  06/10/06
can i have your email so i can go out with your hot cousin...
Cerebral frisky market
  06/10/06
Let's do this.
Brass underhanded azn
  06/10/06
1. What type of music do u listen to? (don't say eclectic or...
Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown
  06/10/06
1. Gangster rap, south style. 2. Track and field, or really...
Brass underhanded azn
  06/10/06
your perfect match is wydo (at least it would be if she wasn...
Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown
  06/10/06
...
Mahogany Really Tough Guy
  06/10/06
hurry up i dont have all night for this shit, wtf
Mahogany Really Tough Guy
  06/10/06
1. I like women to wear this color lingerie? 2. Short hai...
Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown
  06/10/06
black short maryanne
Mahogany Really Tough Guy
  06/10/06
Your ideal match is MadameCunt
Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown
  06/10/06
no
Mahogany Really Tough Guy
  06/10/06
HAHA, 174/MCunt = very psycho couple.
impressive casino
  06/10/06
thanks so much.
Mahogany Really Tough Guy
  06/10/06
charge admission.
impressive casino
  06/10/06
sign on tonight, or is that a negative?
Mahogany Really Tough Guy
  06/10/06
can't, was just hanging onto the comp. until HITS responded....
impressive casino
  06/10/06
...
Mahogany Really Tough Guy
  06/10/06
the crystal ball doesn't lie. I almost said jakki, but when ...
Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown
  06/10/06
GO
Big Gaping
  06/10/06
1. My favorite sports teams come from this city or state? ...
Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown
  06/10/06
1. Chicago 2. I like to sit at home and read for an hour ...
Big Gaping
  06/10/06
your xoxo perfect match is jakki.
Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown
  06/10/06
you know the funny thing is, I already knew this was going t...
Big Gaping
  06/10/06
Not really. You and jakki are both nice but boring, person...
rose stain
  06/10/06
I find it odd to think that I don't have a "personality...
Big Gaping
  06/10/06
This post of yours was sufficiently lacking in personality t...
rose stain
  06/10/06
interesting. Everyone on here views you as a retarded bitch...
Big Gaping
  06/10/06
Don't get bitter. Stick with being boring. It suits you ...
rose stain
  06/10/06
Unfortunately, I can't handle just being boring, because tha...
Big Gaping
  06/10/06
you're a virgin, right?
bearded french library
  06/10/06
yep
Big Gaping
  06/10/06
what's the deal with that? too introverted?
bearded french library
  06/10/06
i don't expect anyone on xoxo to believe me, but entirely by...
Big Gaping
  06/10/06
oh yea, you're that mormon dude, right? pre-marital sex vio...
bearded french library
  06/10/06
yes and no - I'm much less "religious" now than in...
Big Gaping
  06/10/06
right on dude. stay prestigious.
bearded french library
  06/10/06
ty
Big Gaping
  06/10/06
...
Claret Odious Depressive Hall
  06/10/06
1. I like women from this ethnic group? 2. She carries th...
Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown
  06/10/06
1. Mexican American 2. no idea 3. brown
Claret Odious Depressive Hall
  06/10/06
hmm...xoxo is short on the latinas, but your perfect match i...
Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown
  06/10/06
i was hoping for ponky...
Claret Odious Depressive Hall
  06/10/06
u can't always get what ya want.
Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown
  06/10/06
but if you try sometimes
Glittery sable elastic band mad-dog skullcap
  06/10/06
quit trying to rile my parishoners! You only get to lead a r...
Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown
  06/10/06
Do you really think that I need a match from this board?
Glittery sable elastic band mad-dog skullcap
  06/10/06
not a match, maybe just a spark? :P
Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown
  06/10/06
me.
impressive casino
  06/10/06
sup dood
Mahogany Really Tough Guy
  06/10/06
just back from an accidental shopping trip. still posting...
impressive casino
  06/10/06
i'm bored, i've been on and off. trying to relax tonight, th...
Mahogany Really Tough Guy
  06/10/06
yeah... i read the email.
impressive casino
  06/10/06
i have lots of new stories
Mahogany Really Tough Guy
  06/10/06
1. I would rather date? a) a man b) a woman c) whoever looks...
Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown
  06/10/06
1. a. 2. sarcastic/dry sense of humor 3. um.
impressive casino
  06/10/06
...
Mahogany Really Tough Guy
  06/10/06
sorry, just replied.
impressive casino
  06/10/06
yeah.
Mahogany Really Tough Guy
  06/10/06
Your xoxo significant other is aznaznazan.
Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown
  06/10/06
i hate this thread all of a sudden.
impressive casino
  06/10/06
I laughed out loud
swashbuckling philosopher-king
  06/10/06
I want to know.
Trip overrated mood
  06/10/06
1. I think ______________ men tend to be hot? (insert ethnic...
Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown
  06/10/06
1. Christian, I guess. I would have said strong or big had...
Trip overrated mood
  06/10/06
Your perfect xoxo match is Killuminati.
Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown
  06/10/06
Not bad.
Trip overrated mood
  06/10/06
ICE can curl 225
swashbuckling philosopher-king
  06/10/06
hi.
Green nubile party of the first part
  06/10/06
1. Girls in this major tend to be hot? 2. Jews, Catholics...
Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown
  06/10/06
1. education 2. atheists, but out of your three, non-deno...
Green nubile party of the first part
  06/10/06
The cards say that your woman is Julia.
Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown
  06/10/06
she hot?
Green nubile party of the first part
  06/10/06
she was a playboy playmate...so to speak.
Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown
  06/10/06
so she lied about it? what grade would you give her as a to...
Green nubile party of the first part
  06/10/06
How can you exist on this board without having been assaulte...
rose stain
  06/10/06
im kinda new, so i havent run into her. pics?
Green nubile party of the first part
  06/10/06
http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=janet%20el%20saa...
rose stain
  06/10/06
hot.
Green nubile party of the first part
  06/10/06
EDIT: *gets punched in the eye*
At-the-ready Kitchen Famous Landscape Painting
  06/10/06
...
flushed thirsty station
  06/10/06
1. What color eyes does your ideal woman have? 2. What ...
Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown
  06/10/06
1. What color eyes does your ideal woman have? anything b...
flushed thirsty station
  06/10/06
You are matched with Ruskiegirl
Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown
  06/10/06
i hate you
flushed thirsty station
  06/10/06
u almost got Winnie Cooper, but the dice didn't roll that wa...
Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown
  06/10/06
You saw blonde and thought of me?
Glittery sable elastic band mad-dog skullcap
  06/10/06
lol. I don't know that many blondes on xoxo. He got Ruskie. ...
Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown
  06/10/06
sure
canary spot voyeur
  06/10/06
1. I like my man to have strong ______________? (hands, back...
Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown
  06/10/06
please revise your questions. I am female.
canary spot voyeur
  06/10/06
done.
Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown
  06/10/06
1. abs 2. 8" 3. in a t-shirt w/ a hoodie over it ...
canary spot voyeur
  06/10/06
u landed...Earl "the goat" manigoat.
Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown
  06/10/06
earl has 8 in? the white genes must be strong in young Earl...
peach fantasy-prone police squad
  06/10/06
OK
abnormal space trust fund
  06/10/06
1. I like my girls ___________ ? (petite, thin, athletic, cu...
Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown
  06/10/06
thin, black, belch
abnormal space trust fund
  06/10/06
your perfect match is the triumphant pretttzel.
Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown
  06/10/06
oohooh me
Pearly Seedy Bawdyhouse
  06/10/06
1. Girls with this color hair tend to be the hottest? 2. ...
Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown
  06/10/06
Light brown intelligence op a bitch
Pearly Seedy Bawdyhouse
  06/10/06
Your perfect match is Winnie Cooper.
Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown
  06/10/06
I don't think that he can date me.
Glittery sable elastic band mad-dog skullcap
  06/10/06
lol. touche.
Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown
  06/10/06
shoot.
provocative geriatric marketing idea
  06/10/06
I'm assuming you are male... What is your ideal hair colo...
Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown
  06/10/06
Yes. Dark brown. Sondre Lerche (Norweigan folk sing...
provocative geriatric marketing idea
  06/10/06
Your perfect xoxo match is JCM.
Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown
  06/10/06
wtf?!
provocative geriatric marketing idea
  06/10/06
hey, it happens.
Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown
  06/10/06
...
Diverse dun chapel
  06/10/06
1. I post on xoxo because _______________ . 2. What is yo...
Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown
  06/10/06
1. it amuses me 2. Green or Brown 3. This is a hard questi...
Diverse dun chapel
  06/10/06
you are matched with J. holy shit....strange.
Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown
  06/10/06
*kills self* and I'm pretty sure J. hates sublime.
Diverse dun chapel
  06/10/06
Me? For some one who likes Sublime? No way, josé...
rose stain
  06/10/06
I know, really now.
Diverse dun chapel
  06/10/06
:( I went more on the green eyes.
Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown
  06/10/06
I almost just went with brown.
Diverse dun chapel
  06/10/06
u almost got JCM but she was already matched. I'm also ru...
Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown
  06/10/06
I don't generally like using bands as rule-breakers, but eve...
rose stain
  06/10/06
this is mostly credited.
Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown
  06/10/06
Meh, I was just listening to one song at the time and figure...
Diverse dun chapel
  06/10/06
Casual Sublime "fans" are ok, I guess.
rose stain
  06/11/06
take your chones, y los manden a mi
bearded french library
  06/10/06
This sounds interesting.
Insanely creepy keepsake machete
  06/10/06
1. Girls who wear ___________ look good. 2. My dream gi...
Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown
  06/10/06
1. un-popped collars 2. 130 3. blonde
Insanely creepy keepsake machete
  06/10/06
Your perfect xoxo match is *mandy*
Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown
  06/10/06
Ouch. I think I should rethink my preferences.
Insanely creepy keepsake machete
  06/10/06
mandy isn't blonde.
Up-to-no-good irate candlestick maker location
  06/10/06
she considers herself blonde.
Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown
  06/10/06
holla at a playa
titillating rambunctious corner shitlib
  06/10/06
1. I like my women to ___________________? 2. What is y...
Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown
  06/10/06
suck and fuck pork chops dessert
titillating rambunctious corner shitlib
  06/10/06
your perfect xoxo match is dogshit.
Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown
  06/10/06
hmmm, I can see how you got that.
titillating rambunctious corner shitlib
  06/10/06
i'm a guy, by the wya.
Unholy Native
  06/10/06
best hair color on a woman? Favorite part of the USA? ...
Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown
  06/10/06
reddish-brown/brown the part of the south just above the ...
Unholy Native
  06/10/06
your perfect match was carrotlover.
Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown
  06/10/06
eh, psychosis ain't so hot
Unholy Native
  06/10/06
Go! Please say Julia.
lascivious piazza
  06/10/06
she was already claimed by SohCahToa... 1. What is a wo...
Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown
  06/10/06
1. A woman's best feature is her heart and mind, and her lov...
lascivious piazza
  06/10/06
your perfect match is sillygoose.
Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown
  06/10/06
Who is sillygoose? She better have big tits.
lascivious piazza
  06/10/06
she has d-cups
Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown
  06/10/06
ive never heard of 75% of the people on this thread, but any...
galvanic jet son of senegal
  06/10/06
1. I like my men to ______________. 2. The perfect date w...
Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown
  06/10/06
1. be witty and charming 2. picnic in a park and playing ...
galvanic jet son of senegal
  06/10/06
You are matched with OMGWTFBBQv.5.0. Congrats.
Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown
  06/10/06
who in the eff is that. redo.
galvanic jet son of senegal
  06/10/06
:( I'm running out of posters that I know what they look lik...
Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown
  06/10/06
ps this thread is very entertaining. good job.
galvanic jet son of senegal
  06/10/06
I'd have said HITS, but I've never seen Ally McBeal :(
Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown
  06/10/06
I wish I hadn't missed this.
Medicated splenetic garrison
  06/10/06
me, too :(
slate set french chef
  06/10/06
He's baccck
Medicated splenetic garrison
  06/10/06
you didn't... 1. I like women who ___________________? ...
Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown
  06/10/06
1. Are feminine and laugh at stupid things I say 2. Depends...
Medicated splenetic garrison
  06/10/06
You are destined to be with MadCat.
Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown
  06/10/06
Didn't you hear? She hates me.
Medicated splenetic garrison
  06/10/06
life's tough. sorry, kid. EDIT: The bad news is she'll ...
Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown
  06/10/06
Eh, whatever.
Medicated splenetic garrison
  06/10/06
See my edit.
Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown
  06/10/06
She doesn't do oral but has said in the past she wishes she ...
Medicated splenetic garrison
  06/10/06
Clearly my answer would be Winnie Cooper, seeing as how we m...
stimulating awkward lodge half-breed
  06/10/06
you're not gettin' off that easy... (no pun intended) 1. ...
Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown
  06/10/06
1. Night 2. Bootyshorts 3. It's awesome, but not ne...
stimulating awkward lodge half-breed
  06/10/06
You landed Rowan. congrats.
Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown
  06/10/06
YOU SKIPPED ME SCROLL UP
galvanic jet son of senegal
  06/10/06
Cool.
stimulating awkward lodge half-breed
  06/10/06
Who you callin' easy?
Glittery sable elastic band mad-dog skullcap
  06/10/06
I didn't mean that you are easy. Just that it is easy for yo...
Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown
  06/10/06
LOL
Glittery sable elastic band mad-dog skullcap
  06/10/06
...
Outnumbered Old Irish Cottage Black Woman
  06/10/06
1. I like my women ______________. 2. Who is the best s...
Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown
  06/10/06
1. I like my women assertive. 2. 174 is the best schtick po...
Outnumbered Old Irish Cottage Black Woman
  06/10/06
can i still have a turn?
Unhinged plum national generalized bond
  06/10/06
of course :) 1. I prefer men who are into ______________ ...
Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown
  06/10/06
yo.
Idiotic locale
  06/10/06
1. Yankees or dodgers? 2. Cleveland steamer or dirty sanc...
Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown
  06/10/06
I dislike both, but if I had to pick I dislike the dodgers l...
Idiotic locale
  06/10/06
You landed Susie Derkins. nice job.
Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown
  06/10/06
HaHa. 180.
Jet-lagged patrolman people who are hurt
  06/10/06
I'll give it a go. Shoot.
Jet-lagged patrolman people who are hurt
  06/10/06
1. My all time favorite cartoon is _______________? 2. ...
Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown
  06/10/06
The Simpsons. Eaten. Having my penis cut off.
Jet-lagged patrolman people who are hurt
  06/10/06
u landed hazel weatherfield.
Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown
  06/10/06
I might hit that.
Jet-lagged patrolman people who are hurt
  06/10/06
OK
slate set french chef
  06/10/06
1. Do u consider this to be cheating on your husband? 2. ...
Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown
  06/10/06
1. No, he's right here. I'll even tell him that I'm taking...
slate set french chef
  06/10/06
u landed HITS.... Nice try but your desire for Latino Men...
Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown
  06/10/06
Wait, so you're telling me that you're my perfect man, then ...
slate set french chef
  06/10/06
Just tell your husband that I said to u. "If you can't ...
Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown
  06/10/06
must do this soon
spectacular sanctuary
  06/10/06
haha pussies.
Adventurous red chad
  06/10/06
If you're paired with a chick would you cohabitate?
stimulating awkward lodge half-breed
  06/10/06
This is a matching of souls dood not genitals
spectacular sanctuary
  06/10/06
Exactly, with perfectly matched souls wouldn't there be some...
stimulating awkward lodge half-breed
  06/10/06
what the HELL did you just say? ok, i'm drunk, but i defi...
Adventurous red chad
  06/10/06
It wasn't supposed to be readily coherent.
stimulating awkward lodge half-breed
  06/10/06
trippy...
Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown
  06/11/06
1. What are the chances that your ideal match is a woman? ...
Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown
  06/10/06
1. excluding sex from the equation, 50% chance. if sex is i...
spectacular sanctuary
  06/10/06
The correct response to number 2 is "No, because we're ...
swashbuckling philosopher-king
  06/10/06
your ideal match is joires.
Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown
  06/10/06
something tells me this was based on fate and not on my answ...
spectacular sanctuary
  06/10/06
you can be my pool boy.
rebellious duck-like abode
  06/10/06
I'm psyched.
Adventurous red chad
  06/10/06
1. The ideal woman is _________. (insert height) 2. For e...
Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown
  06/10/06
Shoot
swashbuckling philosopher-king
  06/10/06
1. Diamonds are ___________ but ____________ is really a wom...
Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown
  06/10/06
1 impressive....cunnilingus 2 Josh 3 Textbooks, not bec...
swashbuckling philosopher-king
  06/10/06
You are hooked up with Ponky. btw-great answer for #2
Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown
  06/10/06
That's pretty good--and she actually knows basketball. Thi...
swashbuckling philosopher-king
  06/10/06
You'd have to ask ponky about the polygamy. I'm sure she's g...
Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown
  06/10/06
Kirk was clutch, but Josh was a fucking monster.
swashbuckling philosopher-king
  06/10/06
Hi
Very Tactful Iridescent Boltzmann Sneaky Criminal
  06/10/06
1. Who wrote the book of love? 2. The worst part about th...
Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown
  06/10/06
1. Newton 2. that it is misogynistic 3. A
Very Tactful Iridescent Boltzmann Sneaky Criminal
  06/10/06
u landed boredmedgirl.
Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown
  06/10/06
yes!
Very Tactful Iridescent Boltzmann Sneaky Criminal
  06/10/06
Is this still happening? Then me!
hairraiser plaza trump supporter
  06/10/06
1. The best sportsceneter broadcaster of all time was ______...
Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown
  06/10/06
1. Kenny Mayne 2. MoreDoughHi vs. Dunson 3. taking ris...
hairraiser plaza trump supporter
  06/10/06
Kenny Mayne, wtf? You landed SDSweetie.
Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown
  06/10/06
It was semi-ironical, but so be it.
hairraiser plaza trump supporter
  06/10/06
go!
Appetizing violent hospital windowlicker
  06/10/06
1. Self-flagellation with a bloody scorge is best described ...
Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown
  06/10/06
1. b 2. uh...dunno guitar players. van halen? eric clapton?...
Appetizing violent hospital windowlicker
  06/10/06
u landed procrastinAsian.
Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown
  06/10/06
i bet you didn't even look at my answers and just assigned m...
Appetizing violent hospital windowlicker
  06/10/06
I looked at the answers, but all asian answers look alike an...
Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown
  06/10/06
fuck you, piece of shit. have a nice day. :)
Appetizing violent hospital windowlicker
  06/10/06
at least you didn't get aznazn like i did.
impressive casino
  06/10/06
apparently the OP doesn't know very many asian posters, but ...
Appetizing violent hospital windowlicker
  06/11/06
awesome.
spectacular sanctuary
  06/10/06
1. I like my women assertive. 2. 174 is the best schtick ...
Outnumbered Old Irish Cottage Black Woman
  06/10/06
fate, like alot of women, doesn't like impatience...When the...
Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown
  06/10/06
!
Outnumbered Old Irish Cottage Black Woman
  06/10/06
...
Fear-inspiring step-uncle's house legend
  06/10/06
1. One thing I wish I had done in college, but never did, an...
Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown
  06/10/06
1. One thing I wish I had done in college, but never did, an...
Fear-inspiring step-uncle's house legend
  06/10/06
GREAT answers. I'd say you were matched with HITS but then y...
Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown
  06/10/06
I'll take that.
Fear-inspiring step-uncle's house legend
  06/10/06
yes
rebellious duck-like abode
  06/10/06
1. The best pick-up line I ever heard was ____________. 2...
Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown
  06/10/06
1. i've never heard a good pick-up line. 2. big enough to p...
rebellious duck-like abode
  06/10/06
u landed dmferry. EDIT: I've only used one good pick up...
Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown
  06/10/06
yay! good call.
rebellious duck-like abode
  06/10/06
Cheers
flatulent principal's office
  06/10/06
1. If I could pee on one person it would be ____________. ...
Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown
  06/10/06
1. If I could pee on one person it would be Pat Robertson. ...
flatulent principal's office
  06/10/06
180 for #1 and #3. You landed Julius Caesar's Mistress.
Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown
  06/10/06
i want downlikeashotgun
Flickering razzmatazz parlour idiot
  06/10/06
1. Everybody needs a little _____________ in their life, but...
Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown
  06/10/06
1. ASIAN PENIS 2. i don't know he's a pretty cool dude. ...
Flickering razzmatazz parlour idiot
  06/10/06
u landed rasquach.
Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown
  06/10/06
nice.
impressive casino
  06/10/06
Shoot
Irradiated meetinghouse doctorate
  06/10/06
1. "Bit tits, big tits, what'cha gonna do when ________...
Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown
  06/10/06
Oprah Adriana Lima You are at the zoo.
Irradiated meetinghouse doctorate
  06/10/06
you are matched up with *mandy*
Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown
  06/10/06
Okay, bring it.
Glittery sable elastic band mad-dog skullcap
  06/10/06
1. Men are like dogs in that ______________, but men are bet...
Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown
  06/10/06
...they drool all over you and try to hump you even if you a...
Glittery sable elastic band mad-dog skullcap
  06/10/06
I like that criticism, counselor. 1. What is your ideal...
Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown
  06/11/06
Ack, see, apparently I am being a bitch, disqualifying me fr...
Glittery sable elastic band mad-dog skullcap
  06/11/06
The only guys I saw you with tended to be tall white guys. I...
Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown
  06/11/06
I like dcnole. Good answer. I dated a shorter white guy ...
Glittery sable elastic band mad-dog skullcap
  06/11/06
Do me
Razzle-dazzle Glassy Resort Reading Party
  06/10/06
1. I'm older and smarter, this is me at my best. (How old ar...
Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown
  06/10/06
45 lottery win kd lang, Madonna
Razzle-dazzle Glassy Resort Reading Party
  06/10/06
you are matched up with Allicat.
Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown
  06/10/06
kd lang is kinda awesome. i am right now listening to hymns...
spectacular sanctuary
  06/10/06
yeah, she's got an amazing amazing incredible voice. Ok, ...
Razzle-dazzle Glassy Resort Reading Party
  06/10/06
she's a gay girl. but upon further consideration you're perf...
Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown
  06/10/06
A gay guy? How do you figure that? I don't even like men whe...
Medicated splenetic garrison
  06/10/06
?
pearl exciting stag film corn cake
  06/10/06
1. Ain't no place I'd rather be.... (Where are you) 2. Th...
Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown
  06/10/06
1. chicago suburbs 2. car 3. legs
pearl exciting stag film corn cake
  06/10/06
one day you will worship MadCat's legs while driving around ...
Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown
  06/10/06
i can dig it
pearl exciting stag film corn cake
  06/10/06
Do me!
umber haunting place of business
  06/10/06
This is now truly a prestigious thread... 1. The most pre...
Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown
  06/10/06
1. Probably science publications 2. 7", 4" 3. f)...
umber haunting place of business
  06/10/06
lol. My parents went to stanford UG; I'll have to mention th...
Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown
  06/10/06
I don't know; the fact that he hates my guts might mar our f...
umber haunting place of business
  06/10/06
it was almost GTO but I guess you rolled a snake-eyes.
Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown
  06/10/06
And go!
Hyperactive parlor boiling water
  06/10/06
.Everyone is in the same boat because ________________ but a...
Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown
  06/10/06
1. i said so, be ...does that even make sense 2. 10th ...
Hyperactive parlor boiling water
  06/10/06
your perfect match is Bull Connor.
Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown
  06/10/06
hmmm ive seen him post from time to time, is he hot? tall...
Hyperactive parlor boiling water
  06/10/06
180
swashbuckling philosopher-king
  06/10/06
I'm new here, so the questions will have to be good, but why...
filthy menage
  06/11/06
1. What law school is most analogous to who calvin jr. reall...
Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown
  06/11/06
1. Chicago, probably. 2. If he's 16, it must suck to have...
filthy menage
  06/11/06
you are matched with Royale w/cheese.
Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown
  06/11/06
Don't recognize her, but I'll have to keep that in mind. ...
filthy menage
  06/11/06


Poast new message in this thread





Date: June 10th, 2006 1:02 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown

I'll ask you three questions and based on your answer I will tell you who, on xoxo, would be your best significant other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951457)





Date: June 10th, 2006 1:03 AM
Author: Electric mischievous hunting ground

quickly cause i gotta go to ebed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951461)





Date: June 10th, 2006 1:05 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown

1. What types of meat do u eat?

2. If I want my guy to have one personality trait I want it to be ____________?

3. If u could live anywhere in the world where would u live?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951472)





Date: June 10th, 2006 1:11 AM
Author: Electric mischievous hunting ground

1. everything but red meat, the one exception being lamb.

2. big heart

3. USA baby

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951514)





Date: June 10th, 2006 1:16 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown

you are evenly matched with Don Barzini. (sorry, just call them like I see them)

Barzini would be more than happy to forego red meat to enjoy your company. Furthermore, barzini has one of the biggest hearts on xoxo, he's just the eccentric prodigy of the board.

u could have done worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951541)





Date: June 10th, 2006 2:16 AM
Author: 180 international law enforcement agency

1 - barzini will never give up red meat

2 - barzini/francis only has a big heart bc he's so goddamn fat and it has to pump really hard to get blood everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951836)





Date: June 10th, 2006 1:04 AM
Author: rose stain

This will be my only chance at true love.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951465)





Date: June 10th, 2006 1:07 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown

1. I could live with a man that did this for a living?

2. Do you have a minimum height requirement?

3. What is the perfect kind of car?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951490)





Date: June 10th, 2006 1:10 AM
Author: rose stain

1. Something simultaneously creative but not pretentious. Like some one who works on comic books or writes hack sci fi novels or something. I like artists, but I don't like artistes, if that makes any sense.

2. No.

3. Pacer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951507)





Date: June 10th, 2006 1:18 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown

After narrowing your list down to three candidates: dmferry, ICE, and :D

*drumroll*

the crystal ball has revealed that your perfect match is

ICE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951556)





Date: June 10th, 2006 1:19 AM
Author: frozen wagecucks private investor

Ice would eat her sick cat's head.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951558)





Date: June 10th, 2006 1:20 AM
Author: rose stain

I thought Ice was some dopey guido who can't fucking stand me and thinks I like emo music?

Looks like I'm meant to be alone. So, so alone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951562)





Date: June 10th, 2006 1:25 AM
Author: impressive casino

hmm, why not Jul. Shock.?

that would make him happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951589)





Date: June 10th, 2006 1:25 AM
Author: Cerebral frisky market

FUCK YOU THIS ISN'T YOUR THREAD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951590)





Date: June 10th, 2006 1:26 AM
Author: Trip overrated mood

He's mine, bitches.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951592)





Date: June 10th, 2006 1:29 AM
Author: peach fantasy-prone police squad

good, bc awakening J.'s libido would be a daunting task, and a sexless relationship ain't gonna work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951601)





Date: June 10th, 2006 1:31 AM
Author: rose stain

You totally have a thing for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951609)





Date: June 10th, 2006 1:31 AM
Author: peach fantasy-prone police squad

opposites attract, I guess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951614)





Date: June 10th, 2006 1:34 AM
Author: Glittery sable elastic band mad-dog skullcap

I'm sure that you could find a way, but I expect that she isn't one to be pushed. You would just have to be extra sexy and let her come to you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951632)





Date: June 10th, 2006 1:36 AM
Author: peach fantasy-prone police squad

J. is an aluminum can to my electromagnet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951636)





Date: June 10th, 2006 1:04 AM
Author: soul-stirring home scourge upon the earth

This could be amusing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951466)





Date: June 10th, 2006 1:06 AM
Author: razzle walnut church

congrats: MorDoughhi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951482)





Date: June 10th, 2006 1:07 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown

1. Elephants or Donkeys?

2. Blondes or Brunettes?

3. White or not-white?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951494)





Date: June 10th, 2006 1:09 AM
Author: soul-stirring home scourge upon the earth

Elephants, blondes, white. I'd prefer to say elephants, either, either, but I assume you want me to be specific.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951500)





Date: June 10th, 2006 1:20 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown

I don't know you that well as a poster so I didn't have any intangible evidence to factor in, nonetheless you're perfect match is....

VeryNiceGirl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951564)





Date: June 10th, 2006 5:26 PM
Author: soul-stirring home scourge upon the earth

I don't know who that is, but thanks for indulging.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5954535)





Date: June 10th, 2006 6:09 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown

blonde, chesty, thin...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5954834)





Date: June 10th, 2006 6:22 PM
Author: soul-stirring home scourge upon the earth

I'd need a pic, but ty for assisting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5954939)





Date: June 10th, 2006 1:04 AM
Author: peach fantasy-prone police squad

hey, I'm curious too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951467)





Date: June 10th, 2006 1:08 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown

1. What T14 school are you most like?

2. Tits or Ass?

3. I prefer: a) small town girl b)city girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951498)





Date: June 10th, 2006 1:10 AM
Author: peach fantasy-prone police squad

Michigan

Tits

really suburban girl -- I guess I'd pick a city girl if I had no choice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951508)





Date: June 10th, 2006 1:21 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown

Your perfect xoxo match is Mygan103.

congrats.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951569)





Date: June 10th, 2006 1:22 AM
Author: peach fantasy-prone police squad

only problem: I'd have to pry her away from uv.

but, thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951576)





Date: June 10th, 2006 1:24 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown

don't fuck with the hypo...

you're welcome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951586)





Date: June 10th, 2006 1:05 AM
Author: frozen wagecucks private investor

You better not fuckin' say JCM. I'm so over that bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951470)





Date: June 10th, 2006 1:10 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown

1. Which of these habits could u live with, if any? drinking, smoking, gambling

2. The ideal weight for a man is?

3. If he had to earn this much money he would make: a) under 60,000 b) 60-80K c) 80-100K d) over 100K e) WAY WAY over 100K

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951509)





Date: June 10th, 2006 1:14 AM
Author: frozen wagecucks private investor

1) I'm fine with all three, so long as 1 and 3 aren't addictions.

2) Depends on height. 180 for 5'10", maybe? Assuming there's some muscle.

3) I don't really care how much money a man makes. I wouldn't want him to be TOO rich. Rich men are assholes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951524)





Date: June 10th, 2006 1:23 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown

It sounds like you like athletic men. I'm guessing you like black men, too. I had a difficult time coming up with a match for you but... BigWeezy is your match.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951581)





Date: June 10th, 2006 1:24 AM
Author: frozen wagecucks private investor

He better be hawt. And use condoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951585)





Date: June 10th, 2006 1:05 AM
Author: Cerebral frisky market

do me dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951479)





Date: June 10th, 2006 1:12 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown

1. When u see your dream woman, what color are her eyes?

2. What is the ideal bra size?

3. Girls from ______________________ (insert region of the USA) tend to be the hottest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951518)





Date: June 10th, 2006 1:13 AM
Author: Cerebral frisky market

brown

i like girls with small tits

latin american girls from los angeles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951522)





Date: June 10th, 2006 1:22 AM
Author: Cerebral frisky market

(please don't give an obvious answer like ponky)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951573)





Date: June 10th, 2006 1:26 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown

all my cousins are hot latin american girls from los angeles; unfortunately, none of them are posters but your ideal match is ProcrastinAsian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951593)





Date: June 10th, 2006 1:27 AM
Author: Cerebral frisky market

can i have your email so i can go out with your hot cousins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951594)





Date: June 10th, 2006 1:06 AM
Author: Brass underhanded azn

Let's do this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951483)





Date: June 10th, 2006 1:13 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown

1. What type of music do u listen to? (don't say eclectic or alot which one do u listen to the most)

2. What female sport tends to have the hottest athletes?

3. How much does your ideal woman weigh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951523)





Date: June 10th, 2006 3:59 AM
Author: Brass underhanded azn

1. Gangster rap, south style.

2. Track and field, or really anything that provides a nice muscular set of legs without bulking the girl up to the point of being manly.

3. 5'2-5'5, 115 pounds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5952137)





Date: June 10th, 2006 4:49 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown

your perfect match is wydo (at least it would be if she wasn't pregnant).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5952244)





Date: June 10th, 2006 1:06 AM
Author: Mahogany Really Tough Guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951486)





Date: June 10th, 2006 1:10 AM
Author: Mahogany Really Tough Guy

hurry up i dont have all night for this shit, wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951506)





Date: June 10th, 2006 1:14 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown

1. I like women to wear this color lingerie?

2. Short hair or long hair?

3. ginger or maryanne?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951527)





Date: June 10th, 2006 1:15 AM
Author: Mahogany Really Tough Guy

black

short

maryanne

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951538)





Date: June 10th, 2006 1:27 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown

Your ideal match is MadameCunt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951597)





Date: June 10th, 2006 1:28 AM
Author: Mahogany Really Tough Guy

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951599)





Date: June 10th, 2006 1:30 AM
Author: impressive casino

HAHA, 174/MCunt = very psycho couple.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951606)





Date: June 10th, 2006 1:30 AM
Author: Mahogany Really Tough Guy

thanks so much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951607)





Date: June 10th, 2006 1:31 AM
Author: impressive casino

charge admission.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951613)





Date: June 10th, 2006 1:32 AM
Author: Mahogany Really Tough Guy

sign on tonight, or is that a negative?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951617)





Date: June 10th, 2006 1:38 AM
Author: impressive casino

can't, was just hanging onto the comp. until HITS responded.

need to cede to the brother now, goodnight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951649)





Date: June 10th, 2006 1:38 AM
Author: Mahogany Really Tough Guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951652)





Date: June 10th, 2006 1:31 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown

the crystal ball doesn't lie. I almost said jakki, but when the cold fog abated MC was there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951611)





Date: June 10th, 2006 1:17 AM
Author: Big Gaping

GO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951544)





Date: June 10th, 2006 1:28 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown

1. My favorite sports teams come from this city or state?

2. On a Wednesday night what do u like to do?

3. What extracurricular activities is your dream woman involved in? (or was involved induring school)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951600)





Date: June 10th, 2006 1:29 AM
Author: Big Gaping

1. Chicago

2. I like to sit at home and read for an hour or so, post on xoxo, and take care of my house (that is probably 90% of my wednesdays)

3. Cross country running and something intellectual, like debate/forensics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951603)





Date: June 10th, 2006 1:40 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown

your xoxo perfect match is jakki.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951665)





Date: June 10th, 2006 1:41 AM
Author: Big Gaping

you know the funny thing is, I already knew this was going to be the answer. Odd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951673)





Date: June 10th, 2006 1:48 AM
Author: rose stain

Not really. You and jakki are both nice but boring, personality-less entities that seem to exist solely to breed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951725)





Date: June 10th, 2006 2:17 AM
Author: Big Gaping

I find it odd to think that I don't have a "personality", especially when on an anonymous message board. But whatever suits you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951844)





Date: June 10th, 2006 2:20 AM
Author: rose stain

This post of yours was sufficiently lacking in personality that I think everyone but you gets what I'm saying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951849)





Date: June 10th, 2006 2:22 AM
Author: Big Gaping

interesting. Everyone on here views you as a retarded bitch, so it all evens out in the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951856)





Date: June 10th, 2006 2:22 AM
Author: rose stain

Don't get bitter. Stick with being boring. It suits you better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951858)





Date: June 10th, 2006 2:24 AM
Author: Big Gaping

Unfortunately, I can't handle just being boring, because that would require a personality.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951867)





Date: June 10th, 2006 2:28 AM
Author: bearded french library

you're a virgin, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951885)





Date: June 10th, 2006 2:29 AM
Author: Big Gaping

yep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951892)





Date: June 10th, 2006 2:31 AM
Author: bearded french library

what's the deal with that? too introverted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951900)





Date: June 10th, 2006 2:32 AM
Author: Big Gaping

i don't expect anyone on xoxo to believe me, but entirely by choice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951902)





Date: June 10th, 2006 2:34 AM
Author: bearded french library

oh yea, you're that mormon dude, right? pre-marital sex violates your religion?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951910)





Date: June 10th, 2006 2:36 AM
Author: Big Gaping

yes and no - I'm much less "religious" now than in the past. So up to a few years ago, religion dictated it.

Now, it's just a desire to marry as a virgin. corny and old-fashioned, maybe, but it's what I want

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951915)





Date: June 10th, 2006 2:39 AM
Author: bearded french library

right on dude. stay prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951933)





Date: June 10th, 2006 2:40 AM
Author: Big Gaping

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951939)





Date: June 10th, 2006 1:17 AM
Author: Claret Odious Depressive Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951548)





Date: June 10th, 2006 1:31 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown

1. I like women from this ethnic group?

2. She carries this type of purse (or would like to)?

3. Her eyes are this color?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951616)





Date: June 10th, 2006 1:33 AM
Author: Claret Odious Depressive Hall

1. Mexican American

2. no idea

3. brown

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951628)





Date: June 10th, 2006 1:41 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown

hmm...xoxo is short on the latinas, but your perfect match is sugarywitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951678)





Date: June 10th, 2006 1:44 AM
Author: Claret Odious Depressive Hall

i was hoping for ponky...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951691)





Date: June 10th, 2006 1:45 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown

u can't always get what ya want.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951701)





Date: June 10th, 2006 7:18 PM
Author: Glittery sable elastic band mad-dog skullcap

but if you try sometimes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5955213)





Date: June 10th, 2006 7:23 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown

quit trying to rile my parishoners! You only get to lead a revolt if you participate in the festivities.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5955236)





Date: June 10th, 2006 7:25 PM
Author: Glittery sable elastic band mad-dog skullcap

Do you really think that I need a match from this board?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5955252)





Date: June 10th, 2006 7:27 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown

not a match, maybe just a spark? :P

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5955267)





Date: June 10th, 2006 1:17 AM
Author: impressive casino

me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951550)





Date: June 10th, 2006 1:17 AM
Author: Mahogany Really Tough Guy

sup dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951551)





Date: June 10th, 2006 1:21 AM
Author: impressive casino

just back from an accidental shopping trip.

still posting?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951567)





Date: June 10th, 2006 1:21 AM
Author: Mahogany Really Tough Guy

i'm bored, i've been on and off. trying to relax tonight, the last week has been crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951570)





Date: June 10th, 2006 1:23 AM
Author: impressive casino

yeah... i read the email.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951579)





Date: June 10th, 2006 1:23 AM
Author: Mahogany Really Tough Guy

i have lots of new stories

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951582)





Date: June 10th, 2006 1:33 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown

1. I would rather date? a) a man b) a woman c) whoever looks better

2. I like a man with ___________?

3. My favorite type of porn is?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951627)





Date: June 10th, 2006 1:37 AM
Author: impressive casino

1. a.

2. sarcastic/dry sense of humor

3. um.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951639)





Date: June 10th, 2006 1:37 AM
Author: Mahogany Really Tough Guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951643)





Date: June 10th, 2006 1:38 AM
Author: impressive casino

sorry, just replied.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951653)





Date: June 10th, 2006 1:39 AM
Author: Mahogany Really Tough Guy

yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951660)





Date: June 10th, 2006 1:42 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown

Your xoxo significant other is aznaznazan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951683)





Date: June 10th, 2006 2:13 AM
Author: impressive casino

i hate this thread all of a sudden.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951817)





Date: June 10th, 2006 1:49 PM
Author: swashbuckling philosopher-king

I laughed out loud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5953395)





Date: June 10th, 2006 1:18 AM
Author: Trip overrated mood

I want to know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951554)





Date: June 10th, 2006 1:35 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown

1. I think ______________ men tend to be hot? (insert ethnicity, race, or religion)

2. I like my men to do ______________ for me?

3. How many children, if any, do u want to have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951634)





Date: June 10th, 2006 1:39 AM
Author: Trip overrated mood

1. Christian, I guess. I would have said strong or big had you not specified ethnicity, race or religion.

2. chivalrous things

3. 4+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951658)





Date: June 10th, 2006 1:43 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown

Your perfect xoxo match is Killuminati.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951689)





Date: June 10th, 2006 1:44 AM
Author: Trip overrated mood

Not bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951698)





Date: June 10th, 2006 1:50 PM
Author: swashbuckling philosopher-king

ICE can curl 225

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5953406)





Date: June 10th, 2006 1:27 AM
Author: Green nubile party of the first part

hi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951595)





Date: June 10th, 2006 1:36 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown

1. Girls in this major tend to be hot?

2. Jews, Catholics, or non-denom. christians?

3. red hair or black?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951637)





Date: June 10th, 2006 1:38 AM
Author: Green nubile party of the first part

1. education

2. atheists, but out of your three, non-denom x-tians.

3. black

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951648)





Date: June 10th, 2006 1:44 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown

The cards say that your woman is Julia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951697)





Date: June 10th, 2006 1:46 AM
Author: Green nubile party of the first part

she hot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951708)





Date: June 10th, 2006 1:46 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown

she was a playboy playmate...so to speak.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951715)





Date: June 10th, 2006 1:48 AM
Author: Green nubile party of the first part

so she lied about it? what grade would you give her as a total package? A,B,C,D,F? use plus and minus accordingly if needed or wanted. thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951729)





Date: June 10th, 2006 1:49 AM
Author: rose stain

How can you exist on this board without having been assaulted with pictures of Julia?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951734)





Date: June 10th, 2006 1:51 AM
Author: Green nubile party of the first part

im kinda new, so i havent run into her. pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951739)





Date: June 10th, 2006 1:52 AM
Author: rose stain

http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=janet%20el%20saad&btnG=Google+Search&sa=N&tab=wi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951743)





Date: June 10th, 2006 1:58 AM
Author: Green nubile party of the first part

hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951763)





Date: June 10th, 2006 7:50 AM
Author: At-the-ready Kitchen Famous Landscape Painting

EDIT: *gets punched in the eye*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5952406)





Date: June 10th, 2006 1:33 AM
Author: flushed thirsty station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951622)





Date: June 10th, 2006 1:38 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown

1. What color eyes does your ideal woman have?

2. What color hair?

3. I'd prefer it if her _______ were big? tits, ass, heart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951647)





Date: June 10th, 2006 1:39 AM
Author: flushed thirsty station

1. What color eyes does your ideal woman have?

anything but brown

2. What color hair?

blonde

3. I'd prefer it if her _______ were big? tits, ass, heart

i prefer petite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951657)





Date: June 10th, 2006 1:46 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown

You are matched with Ruskiegirl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951712)





Date: June 10th, 2006 1:49 AM
Author: flushed thirsty station

i hate you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951735)





Date: June 10th, 2006 1:53 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown

u almost got Winnie Cooper, but the dice didn't roll that way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951744)





Date: June 10th, 2006 2:02 AM
Author: Glittery sable elastic band mad-dog skullcap

You saw blonde and thought of me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951775)





Date: June 10th, 2006 2:14 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown

lol. I don't know that many blondes on xoxo. He got Ruskie. Your eyes aren't brown and I would describe you as somewhat petite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951829)





Date: June 10th, 2006 1:44 AM
Author: canary spot voyeur

sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951695)





Date: June 10th, 2006 1:48 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown

1. I like my man to have strong ______________? (hands, back, abs, arms)

2. The ideal penis size is ?

3. The perfect man is dressed _________________?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951724)





Date: June 10th, 2006 1:50 AM
Author: canary spot voyeur

please revise your questions. I am female.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951737)





Date: June 10th, 2006 1:54 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown

done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951750)





Date: June 10th, 2006 1:54 AM
Author: canary spot voyeur

1. abs

2. 8"

3. in a t-shirt w/ a hoodie over it and nice fitting pair of jeans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951747)





Date: June 10th, 2006 1:57 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown

u landed...Earl "the goat" manigoat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951758)





Date: June 10th, 2006 2:15 AM
Author: peach fantasy-prone police squad

earl has 8 in?

the white genes must be strong in young Earl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951833)





Date: June 10th, 2006 1:55 AM
Author: abnormal space trust fund

OK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951751)





Date: June 10th, 2006 1:59 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown

1. I like my girls ___________ ? (petite, thin, athletic, curvy, BBBW)

2. What color hair does your ideal girl have?

3. Girls that ___________ are gross.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951768)





Date: June 10th, 2006 3:22 AM
Author: abnormal space trust fund

thin, black, belch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5952102)





Date: June 10th, 2006 4:50 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown

your perfect match is the triumphant pretttzel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5952249)





Date: June 10th, 2006 2:14 AM
Author: Pearly Seedy Bawdyhouse

oohooh me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951827)





Date: June 10th, 2006 2:15 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown

1. Girls with this color hair tend to be the hottest?

2. Who really shot JFK?

3. I cannot date a girl that is ____________ ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951835)





Date: June 10th, 2006 2:17 AM
Author: Pearly Seedy Bawdyhouse

Light brown

intelligence op

a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951843)





Date: June 10th, 2006 2:29 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown

Your perfect match is Winnie Cooper.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951893)





Date: June 10th, 2006 7:17 PM
Author: Glittery sable elastic band mad-dog skullcap

I don't think that he can date me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5955211)





Date: June 10th, 2006 7:18 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown

lol. touche.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5955214)





Date: June 10th, 2006 2:38 AM
Author: provocative geriatric marketing idea

shoot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951926)





Date: June 10th, 2006 2:41 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown

I'm assuming you are male...

What is your ideal hair color?

My favorite musical group is?

Girls who ________________ are hawt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951941)





Date: June 10th, 2006 2:45 AM
Author: provocative geriatric marketing idea

Yes.

Dark brown.

Sondre Lerche (Norweigan folk singer)

are athletes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951963)





Date: June 10th, 2006 2:47 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown

Your perfect xoxo match is JCM.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951973)





Date: June 10th, 2006 2:47 AM
Author: provocative geriatric marketing idea

wtf?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951976)





Date: June 10th, 2006 2:48 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown

hey, it happens.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951986)





Date: June 10th, 2006 2:39 AM
Author: Diverse dun chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951932)





Date: June 10th, 2006 2:42 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown

1. I post on xoxo because _______________ .

2. What is your preferred eye color?

3. If u could see one musical act in history who would u have seen?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951947)





Date: June 10th, 2006 2:45 AM
Author: Diverse dun chapel

1. it amuses me

2. Green or Brown

3. This is a hard question, I know I could come up with a better answer but at this very moment I'm gonna say Sublime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951964)





Date: June 10th, 2006 2:48 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown

you are matched with J. holy shit....strange.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951982)





Date: June 10th, 2006 2:49 AM
Author: Diverse dun chapel

*kills self*

and I'm pretty sure J. hates sublime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951992)





Date: June 10th, 2006 2:50 AM
Author: rose stain

Me? For some one who likes Sublime?

No way, josé.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951995)





Date: June 10th, 2006 2:51 AM
Author: Diverse dun chapel

I know, really now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5952007)





Date: June 10th, 2006 2:53 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown

:( I went more on the green eyes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5952015)





Date: June 10th, 2006 2:56 AM
Author: Diverse dun chapel

I almost just went with brown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5952038)





Date: June 10th, 2006 2:57 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown

u almost got JCM but she was already matched.

I'm also running out of posters that I KNOW what they look like.

BTW-she would have cheated on u with Seymour Skinner so be happy it wasn't her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5952045)





Date: June 10th, 2006 2:56 AM
Author: rose stain

I don't generally like using bands as rule-breakers, but every Sublime fan I've ever known has been a gigantic douchebag.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5952040)





Date: June 10th, 2006 2:58 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown

this is mostly credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5952053)





Date: June 10th, 2006 3:00 AM
Author: Diverse dun chapel

Meh, I was just listening to one song at the time and figured it might be an interesting band to have been able to see in their prime.

edit: but in all fairness I am a douchebag.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5952064)





Date: June 11th, 2006 1:22 AM
Author: rose stain

Casual Sublime "fans" are ok, I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5957231)





Date: June 10th, 2006 3:04 AM
Author: bearded french library

take your chones, y los manden a mi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5952073)





Date: June 10th, 2006 2:45 AM
Author: Insanely creepy keepsake machete

This sounds interesting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951959)





Date: June 10th, 2006 2:46 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown

1. Girls who wear ___________ look good.

2. My dream girl weighs _______.

3. My hair color of choice is?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951967)





Date: June 10th, 2006 2:49 AM
Author: Insanely creepy keepsake machete

1. un-popped collars

2. 130

3. blonde

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5951988)





Date: June 10th, 2006 2:51 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown

Your perfect xoxo match is *mandy*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5952005)





Date: June 10th, 2006 2:54 AM
Author: Insanely creepy keepsake machete

Ouch. I think I should rethink my preferences.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5952025)





Date: June 10th, 2006 3:04 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good irate candlestick maker location

mandy isn't blonde.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5952076)





Date: June 10th, 2006 3:05 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown

she considers herself blonde.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5952078)





Date: June 10th, 2006 3:04 AM
Author: titillating rambunctious corner shitlib

holla at a playa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5952074)





Date: June 10th, 2006 3:14 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown

1. I like my women to ___________________?

2. What is your favorite food?

3. Meat, fruit, veggies, dessert?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5952088)





Date: June 10th, 2006 3:17 AM
Author: titillating rambunctious corner shitlib

suck and fuck

pork chops

dessert

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5952093)





Date: June 10th, 2006 3:24 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown

your perfect xoxo match is dogshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5952105)





Date: June 10th, 2006 3:30 AM
Author: titillating rambunctious corner shitlib

hmmm, I can see how you got that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5952115)





Date: June 10th, 2006 3:57 AM
Author: Unholy Native

i'm a guy, by the wya.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5952134)





Date: June 10th, 2006 4:37 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown

best hair color on a woman?

Favorite part of the USA?

Girls that ____________ are hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5952216)





Date: June 10th, 2006 4:39 AM
Author: Unholy Native

reddish-brown/brown

the part of the south just above the deep south

wear well-fitting jeans/pants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5952219)





Date: June 10th, 2006 4:46 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown

your perfect match was carrotlover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5952234)





Date: June 10th, 2006 4:52 AM
Author: Unholy Native

eh, psychosis ain't so hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5952255)





Date: June 10th, 2006 4:46 AM
Author: lascivious piazza

Go! Please say Julia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5952235)





Date: June 10th, 2006 4:48 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown

she was already claimed by SohCahToa...

1. What is a woman's best feature?

2. The perfect eyes are _____________?

3. Wine, beer, liquor---which one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5952241)





Date: June 10th, 2006 4:57 AM
Author: lascivious piazza

1. A woman's best feature is her heart and mind, and her love that she has for you. How her world view and values mesh with yours. In addition to this, her best features are as follows: face, tits, ass, legs, stomach, arms, neck.

2. The perfect eyes are those that see ONLY YOU. Those that are lovely and know no other, other than YOU. Vivid blue or green fit the bill too.

3. I personally love to drink beer, but with a woman, I have found that wine is the best- it's practically an afrodisiac!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5952266)





Date: June 10th, 2006 4:59 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown

your perfect match is sillygoose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5952271)





Date: June 10th, 2006 5:00 AM
Author: lascivious piazza

Who is sillygoose? She better have big tits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5952277)





Date: June 10th, 2006 5:14 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown

she has d-cups



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5952301)





Date: June 10th, 2006 8:36 AM
Author: galvanic jet son of senegal

ive never heard of 75% of the people on this thread, but anyway....go.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5952417)





Date: June 10th, 2006 5:24 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown

1. I like my men to ______________.

2. The perfect date would be ________________.

3. My favorite TV show is ______________.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5954521)





Date: June 10th, 2006 6:05 PM
Author: galvanic jet son of senegal

1. be witty and charming

2. picnic in a park and playing with his/my dogs while drinking wine or champagne. or me cooking for him.

3. Ally McBeal!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5954798)





Date: June 10th, 2006 6:44 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown

You are matched with OMGWTFBBQv.5.0.

Congrats.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5955057)





Date: June 10th, 2006 6:44 PM
Author: galvanic jet son of senegal

who in the eff is that. redo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5955060)





Date: June 10th, 2006 6:47 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown

:( I'm running out of posters that I know what they look like, but since I'm not sure if OMGWTFBBQv5.0 ever posted on xoxo (he was a regular on PRB) then the correct answer is Skeletor. (or my favorite name he used Skeletori Spelling)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5955076)





Date: June 10th, 2006 6:06 PM
Author: galvanic jet son of senegal

ps this thread is very entertaining. good job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5954811)





Date: June 10th, 2006 9:09 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown

I'd have said HITS, but I've never seen Ally McBeal :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5955940)





Date: June 10th, 2006 1:28 PM
Author: Medicated splenetic garrison

I wish I hadn't missed this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5953272)





Date: June 10th, 2006 5:24 PM
Author: slate set french chef

me, too :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5954525)





Date: June 10th, 2006 6:26 PM
Author: Medicated splenetic garrison

He's baccck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5954976)





Date: June 10th, 2006 5:25 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown

you didn't...

1. I like women who ___________________?

2. I prefer girls with ____________? (insert ideal bra size)

3. I would need __________ drinks to hook up with a man?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5954529)





Date: June 10th, 2006 6:29 PM
Author: Medicated splenetic garrison

1. Are feminine and laugh at stupid things I say

2. Depends on the girl. I like B or C cups.

3. An IMMENSE amount. I'm done pretending i'm interested in men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5954992)





Date: June 10th, 2006 6:35 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown

You are destined to be with MadCat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5955020)





Date: June 10th, 2006 6:38 PM
Author: Medicated splenetic garrison

Didn't you hear? She hates me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5955028)





Date: June 10th, 2006 6:40 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown

life's tough. sorry, kid.

EDIT: The bad news is she'll only eat you out on your anniversary; the good news is that few ppl eat pussy as well as Madcat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5955038)





Date: June 10th, 2006 6:41 PM
Author: Medicated splenetic garrison

Eh, whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5955042)





Date: June 10th, 2006 6:41 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown

See my edit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5955047)





Date: June 10th, 2006 6:45 PM
Author: Medicated splenetic garrison

She doesn't do oral but has said in the past she wishes she were a lesbian. She can't have both.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5955065)





Date: June 10th, 2006 1:35 PM
Author: stimulating awkward lodge half-breed

Clearly my answer would be Winnie Cooper, seeing as how we matched up on damn near everything with the "What ________ are you?" quizzes from a few days ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5953308)





Date: June 10th, 2006 5:26 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown

you're not gettin' off that easy... (no pun intended)

1. morning or night?

2. thongs or bootyshorts?

3. Your thoughts on anal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5954538)





Date: June 10th, 2006 5:39 PM
Author: stimulating awkward lodge half-breed

1. Night

2. Bootyshorts

3. It's awesome, but not necessary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5954621)





Date: June 10th, 2006 6:36 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown

You landed Rowan. congrats.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5955022)





Date: June 10th, 2006 6:40 PM
Author: galvanic jet son of senegal

YOU SKIPPED ME SCROLL UP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5955041)





Date: June 10th, 2006 7:15 PM
Author: stimulating awkward lodge half-breed

Cool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5955195)





Date: June 10th, 2006 7:22 PM
Author: Glittery sable elastic band mad-dog skullcap

Who you callin' easy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5955229)





Date: June 10th, 2006 7:29 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown

I didn't mean that you are easy. Just that it is easy for you to get ppl off (the ones you choose to be with).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5955278)





Date: June 10th, 2006 7:30 PM
Author: Glittery sable elastic band mad-dog skullcap

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5955286)





Date: June 10th, 2006 1:39 PM
Author: Outnumbered Old Irish Cottage Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5953328)





Date: June 10th, 2006 5:28 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown

1. I like my women ______________.

2. Who is the best schtick poster?

3. ideal hair color?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5954544)





Date: June 10th, 2006 5:59 PM
Author: Outnumbered Old Irish Cottage Black Woman

1. I like my women assertive.

2. 174 is the best schtick poster.

3. Brunette is the ideal hair color.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5954753)





Date: June 10th, 2006 1:40 PM
Author: Unhinged plum national generalized bond

can i still have a turn?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5953334)





Date: June 10th, 2006 5:29 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown

of course :)

1. I prefer men who are into ______________ ?

2. I look best in ________________ ? (insert color)

3. The ideal body type for a man is __________?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5954549)





Date: June 10th, 2006 5:25 PM
Author: Idiotic locale

yo.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5954531)





Date: June 10th, 2006 5:30 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown

1. Yankees or dodgers?

2. Cleveland steamer or dirty sanchez?

3. Nascar is __________________ .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5954555)





Date: June 10th, 2006 5:36 PM
Author: Idiotic locale

I dislike both, but if I had to pick I dislike the dodgers less.

cleavland steamer

boring

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5954596)





Date: June 10th, 2006 6:38 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown

You landed Susie Derkins. nice job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5955025)





Date: June 10th, 2006 6:50 PM
Author: Jet-lagged patrolman people who are hurt

HaHa. 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5955089)





Date: June 10th, 2006 5:28 PM
Author: Jet-lagged patrolman people who are hurt

I'll give it a go. Shoot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5954546)





Date: June 10th, 2006 5:31 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown

1. My all time favorite cartoon is _______________?

2. Animals should be _____________ ?

3. What is your biggest fear?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5954559)





Date: June 10th, 2006 5:32 PM
Author: Jet-lagged patrolman people who are hurt

The Simpsons.

Eaten.

Having my penis cut off.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5954573)





Date: June 10th, 2006 6:39 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown

u landed hazel weatherfield.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5955034)





Date: June 10th, 2006 6:41 PM
Author: Jet-lagged patrolman people who are hurt

I might hit that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5955043)





Date: June 10th, 2006 5:34 PM
Author: slate set french chef

OK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5954583)





Date: June 10th, 2006 6:17 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown

1. Do u consider this to be cheating on your husband?

2. In the event of nuclear war I want _______________ to win.

3. Pretzels are ____________?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5954894)





Date: June 10th, 2006 6:20 PM
Author: slate set french chef

1. No, he's right here. I'll even tell him that I'm taking part in this thread

2. I don't think that anyone really wins a nuclear war. I can elaborate if you wish.

3. Salty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5954918)





Date: June 10th, 2006 6:51 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown

u landed HITS....

Nice try but your desire for Latino Men is soooo strong that you well venture out to Central America. The crystal ball cannot be fooled. :P

I like you pretzel, really, I do, but not that way :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5955092)





Date: June 10th, 2006 6:52 PM
Author: slate set french chef

Wait, so you're telling me that you're my perfect man, then rejecting me? BURN!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5955099)





Date: June 10th, 2006 6:54 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown

Just tell your husband that I said to u. "If you can't be with the one you love, then love the one you're with." :P

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5955108)





Date: June 10th, 2006 5:35 PM
Author: spectacular sanctuary

must do this soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5954589)





Date: June 10th, 2006 5:42 PM
Author: Adventurous red chad

haha

pussies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5954647)





Date: June 10th, 2006 5:44 PM
Author: stimulating awkward lodge half-breed

If you're paired with a chick would you cohabitate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5954656)





Date: June 10th, 2006 5:55 PM
Author: spectacular sanctuary

This is a matching of souls dood not genitals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5954725)





Date: June 10th, 2006 5:59 PM
Author: stimulating awkward lodge half-breed

Exactly, with perfectly matched souls wouldn't there be some sort of inclination to be with each other? You could live together and fuck other people, then when drunk you two would kiss but there'd be nothing there and everything would get all awkward and shit? That's what happens in the movies, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5954754)





Date: June 10th, 2006 6:02 PM
Author: Adventurous red chad

what the HELL did you just say?

ok, i'm drunk, but i definitely didn't understand a word.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5954777)





Date: June 10th, 2006 6:06 PM
Author: stimulating awkward lodge half-breed

It wasn't supposed to be readily coherent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5954807)





Date: June 11th, 2006 1:06 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown

trippy...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5957131)





Date: June 10th, 2006 6:15 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown

1. What are the chances that your ideal match is a woman?

2. So u think u can tell heaven from hell?

3. Who shot the sheriff?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5954885)





Date: June 10th, 2006 6:20 PM
Author: spectacular sanctuary

1. excluding sex from the equation, 50% chance. if sex is included, .003% chance

2. If heaven is like the evangelical ideal, then no, I cannot distinguish heaven from hell.

3. Bob Marley and I wish he had been convicted for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5954919)





Date: June 10th, 2006 6:22 PM
Author: swashbuckling philosopher-king

The correct response to number 2 is "No, because we're just two lost souls livin' in a fish bowl."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5954940)





Date: June 10th, 2006 6:53 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown

your ideal match is joires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5955102)





Date: June 10th, 2006 7:04 PM
Author: spectacular sanctuary

something tells me this was based on fate and not on my answers...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5955149)





Date: June 10th, 2006 6:57 PM
Author: rebellious duck-like abode

you can be my pool boy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5955119)





Date: June 10th, 2006 5:42 PM
Author: Adventurous red chad

I'm psyched.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5954643)





Date: June 10th, 2006 6:20 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown

1. The ideal woman is _________. (insert height)

2. For every me there is a she, for every time of day there is ____________.

3. The first time I met my dream woman we met _____________.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5954924)





Date: June 10th, 2006 5:44 PM
Author: swashbuckling philosopher-king

Shoot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5954660)





Date: June 10th, 2006 6:23 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown

1. Diamonds are ___________ but ____________ is really a woman's best friend.

2. The greatest Gibson of them all was _____________ Gibson.

3. If I had $200 to spend on anything I'd like, right now I would buy ______________.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5954948)





Date: June 10th, 2006 6:31 PM
Author: swashbuckling philosopher-king

1 impressive....cunnilingus

2 Josh

3 Textbooks, not because I need them but because I'm that big of a fucking dork

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5955000)





Date: June 10th, 2006 6:56 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown

You are hooked up with Ponky.

btw-great answer for #2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5955114)





Date: June 10th, 2006 7:07 PM
Author: swashbuckling philosopher-king

That's pretty good--and she actually knows basketball. Think she's into polygamy?

As for Josh Gibson--6'1 and 210 in the twenties. How monstrous would he have been in the world of nutrition and weight training?

And steroids? My God....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5955159)





Date: June 10th, 2006 7:22 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown

You'd have to ask ponky about the polygamy. I'm sure she's game.

Josh Gibson may have been the greatest homerun hitter of all-time to be honest I asked that question wondering if you would have given the TTT Kirk Gibson answer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5955226)





Date: June 10th, 2006 7:24 PM
Author: swashbuckling philosopher-king

Kirk was clutch, but Josh was a fucking monster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5955242)





Date: June 10th, 2006 5:58 PM
Author: Very Tactful Iridescent Boltzmann Sneaky Criminal

Hi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5954749)





Date: June 10th, 2006 6:27 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown

1. Who wrote the book of love?

2. The worst part about the adversarial system of justice is ______________?

3. a. Marvin Gay; b. Sam Cooke; or c. no way, they're both ghey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5954978)





Date: June 10th, 2006 6:31 PM
Author: Very Tactful Iridescent Boltzmann Sneaky Criminal

1. Newton

2. that it is misogynistic

3. A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5955003)





Date: June 10th, 2006 6:59 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown

u landed boredmedgirl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5955125)





Date: June 10th, 2006 7:00 PM
Author: Very Tactful Iridescent Boltzmann Sneaky Criminal

yes!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5955130)





Date: June 10th, 2006 6:22 PM
Author: hairraiser plaza trump supporter

Is this still happening? Then me!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5954934)





Date: June 10th, 2006 6:28 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown

1. The best sportsceneter broadcaster of all time was _________________.

2. If I could make a celebrity death match with two xoxo posters then I would pit ______________ vs. __________.

3. My ideal woman is not afraid of _________________.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5954986)





Date: June 10th, 2006 6:38 PM
Author: hairraiser plaza trump supporter

1. Kenny Mayne

2. MoreDoughHi vs. Dunson

3. taking risks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5955027)





Date: June 10th, 2006 7:08 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown

Kenny Mayne, wtf?

You landed SDSweetie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5955165)





Date: June 10th, 2006 7:11 PM
Author: hairraiser plaza trump supporter

It was semi-ironical, but so be it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5955172)





Date: June 10th, 2006 6:24 PM
Author: Appetizing violent hospital windowlicker

go!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5954953)





Date: June 10th, 2006 6:32 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown

1. Self-flagellation with a bloody scorge is best described as?

a) crazy christians

b) they should at least let other people whip them

c) oh what a glorious era the past was

2. The greatest guitar player of all time was?

3. Salvador Dali was ____________________.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5955004)





Date: June 10th, 2006 7:14 PM
Author: Appetizing violent hospital windowlicker

1. b

2. uh...dunno guitar players. van halen? eric clapton? whatever.

3. not a bad artist, but not one of my favs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5955191)





Date: June 10th, 2006 7:15 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown

u landed procrastinAsian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5955200)





Date: June 10th, 2006 7:22 PM
Author: Appetizing violent hospital windowlicker

i bet you didn't even look at my answers and just assigned me to her cause i'm asian.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5955227)





Date: June 10th, 2006 7:30 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown

I looked at the answers, but all asian answers look alike anyway so u matched up perfectly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5955294)





Date: June 10th, 2006 7:35 PM
Author: Appetizing violent hospital windowlicker

fuck you, piece of shit.

have a nice day. :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5955328)





Date: June 10th, 2006 8:07 PM
Author: impressive casino

at least you didn't get aznazn like i did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5955575)





Date: June 11th, 2006 1:50 AM
Author: Appetizing violent hospital windowlicker

apparently the OP doesn't know very many asian posters, but decided to pair all asians together anyways.

aznaznazn <-> you <-> me

that sucks...azn is in my second degree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5957424)





Date: June 10th, 2006 7:45 PM
Author: spectacular sanctuary

awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5955413)





Date: June 10th, 2006 6:29 PM
Author: Outnumbered Old Irish Cottage Black Woman

1. I like my women assertive.

2. 174 is the best schtick poster.

3. Brunette is the ideal hair color.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5954991)





Date: June 10th, 2006 6:34 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown

fate, like alot of women, doesn't like impatience...When the crystal ball was done all that was left was a cloud of Blue Smoke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5955014)





Date: June 10th, 2006 6:35 PM
Author: Outnumbered Old Irish Cottage Black Woman

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5955019)





Date: June 10th, 2006 6:58 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring step-uncle's house legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5955122)





Date: June 10th, 2006 7:01 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown

1. One thing I wish I had done in college, but never did, and won't do again because I'm too old now is __________.

2. Why are all the churchbells broken?

3. __________________ is hawt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5955136)





Date: June 10th, 2006 7:06 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring step-uncle's house legend

1. One thing I wish I had done in college, but never did, and won't do again because I'm too old now is do one of those random study abroads that consisted almost entirely of drinking and getting high and giving the locals a bad impression of Americans.

2. Those evil atheist Democrats must have done it!

3. Sitting and posting all day on the internet in your underwear is hawt.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5955154)





Date: June 10th, 2006 7:11 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown

GREAT answers. I'd say you were matched with HITS but then you'd have to fight pretzel. In order to avoid conflict, the crystal ball says that your perfect match is Cicero'sGhost.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5955173)





Date: June 10th, 2006 7:24 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring step-uncle's house legend

I'll take that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5955240)





Date: June 10th, 2006 6:59 PM
Author: rebellious duck-like abode

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5955124)





Date: June 10th, 2006 7:03 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown

1. The best pick-up line I ever heard was ____________.

2. The ideal penis size is?

3. boredmedgirl's best physical feature is __________.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5955145)





Date: June 10th, 2006 7:15 PM
Author: rebellious duck-like abode

1. i've never heard a good pick-up line.

2. big enough to please me. like 6 inches, i guess.

3. my legs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5955198)





Date: June 10th, 2006 7:17 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown

u landed dmferry.

EDIT: I've only used one good pick up line, but that person never spoke to me again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5955207)





Date: June 10th, 2006 7:17 PM
Author: rebellious duck-like abode

yay! good call.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5955209)





Date: June 10th, 2006 7:03 PM
Author: flatulent principal's office

Cheers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5955146)





Date: June 10th, 2006 7:14 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown

1. If I could pee on one person it would be ____________.

2. Long-haired freaky people need not apply.

a) That's unconstitutional

b) Cut your hair you fuckin' hippy!

c) I don't care I have the job.

d) This is why Shelly Long was better than Kirstie Alley on cheers.

3. I like my women to be like my _______________ because they both _________________.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5955192)





Date: June 10th, 2006 7:20 PM
Author: flatulent principal's office

1. If I could pee on one person it would be Pat Robertson.

2. Long-haired freaky people need not apply.

c) I don't care I have the job.

3. I like my women to be like my grades because they both blow.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5955221)





Date: June 10th, 2006 7:24 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown

180 for #1 and #3. You landed Julius Caesar's Mistress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5955241)





Date: June 10th, 2006 7:20 PM
Author: Flickering razzmatazz parlour idiot

i want downlikeashotgun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5955218)





Date: June 10th, 2006 7:26 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown

1. Everybody needs a little _____________ in their life, but not too much.

2. What is the epitome of being Barzinied?

3. Where is Amelia Earhart?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5955258)





Date: June 10th, 2006 7:29 PM
Author: Flickering razzmatazz parlour idiot

1. ASIAN PENIS

2. i don't know he's a pretty cool dude.

3. back to france.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5955284)





Date: June 10th, 2006 7:32 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown

u landed rasquach.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5955301)





Date: June 10th, 2006 7:54 PM
Author: impressive casino

nice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5955472)





Date: June 10th, 2006 7:23 PM
Author: Irradiated meetinghouse doctorate

Shoot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5955234)





Date: June 10th, 2006 7:34 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown

1. "Bit tits, big tits, what'cha gonna do when _____________ comes for you"

2. Who is the Lizard Queen?

3. Seeing an owl during the day means ______________.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5955319)





Date: June 10th, 2006 8:04 PM
Author: Irradiated meetinghouse doctorate

Oprah

Adriana Lima

You are at the zoo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5955563)





Date: June 10th, 2006 8:25 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown

you are matched up with *mandy*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5955680)





Date: June 10th, 2006 7:34 PM
Author: Glittery sable elastic band mad-dog skullcap

Okay, bring it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5955321)





Date: June 10th, 2006 7:44 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown

1. Men are like dogs in that ______________, but men are better than dogs because _______________.

2. I'm soaring like an eagle, and holy shit _______________ looks different from up here.

3. Well I got something to say, I killed a baby today, and it doesn't matter much to me as long as _________________.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5955404)





Date: June 10th, 2006 9:36 PM
Author: Glittery sable elastic band mad-dog skullcap

...they drool all over you and try to hump you even if you are kind of a bitch [well, not me, but the disembodied universal female everywoman "you"]... they have fewer fleas (hopefully).

I'll just remove the space and say that holy shit looks different from up here. I don't know what I mean by that, but it sounds kind of surreal, and if I am "soaring like an eagle," I'm assuming that there is some kind of prescription medication involved, so surreal fits.

I think that killing a baby would always matter to me.

Why didn't I get less trippy questions like eye color?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5956014)





Date: June 11th, 2006 1:18 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown

I like that criticism, counselor.

1. What is your ideal eye color _____________?

2. I'm more embarrased by: a) dancing b) cooking c) being called on in class when I didn't do the reading d) being drunk in front of classmates e) why would I be embarrased?

3. Kevin Arnold was __________________.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5957209)





Date: June 11th, 2006 1:30 AM
Author: Glittery sable elastic band mad-dog skullcap

Ack, see, apparently I am being a bitch, disqualifying me from TTT14's love match. It wasn't a real criticism, though. I just whine.

1. I like my eye color for myself. For a guy, probably blue, but I'm not picky about that.

2. Generally a, unless it is combined with a little bit of d, in which case the answer would be e.

3. A liar. He promised me that we would always be together. Look at where that got me. Next thing you know I'm coming home from Paris, and he has a wife and kid?! Thanks for nothing, Kevin Arnold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5957285)





Date: June 11th, 2006 2:02 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown

The only guys I saw you with tended to be tall white guys. I'd like to see you with a slightly shoter white guy.

Your perfect match is dcnole.

EDIT: I'm disappointed that I never got to know you better. However, I'll always think of you as a classmate/friend if I see you in person in DC or Dallas I wouldn't hesitate to say "hi."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5957465)





Date: June 11th, 2006 10:15 AM
Author: Glittery sable elastic band mad-dog skullcap

I like dcnole. Good answer.

I dated a shorter white guy 3L year, but that didn't last very long. He was in our Police Practices class, but we had broken up by then.

The odds of me being in DC or Dallas for any length of time over the next few years are slim, but if you are ever in Philly, drop me a line. :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5958194)





Date: June 10th, 2006 7:34 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Glassy Resort Reading Party

Do me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5955322)





Date: June 10th, 2006 7:47 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown

1. I'm older and smarter, this is me at my best. (How old are you/will ube when you are most likely to say this and mean it)

2. I can feel it coming in the air tonight. (What can you feel coming in the air? "it" is not an acceptable response)

3. The most underrated musical artist of our lifetime is __________ but the most overrated is ___________.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5955426)





Date: June 10th, 2006 7:54 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Glassy Resort Reading Party

45

lottery win

kd lang, Madonna

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5955471)





Date: June 10th, 2006 8:02 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown

you are matched up with Allicat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5955542)





Date: June 10th, 2006 8:18 PM
Author: spectacular sanctuary

kd lang is kinda awesome. i am right now listening to hymns of 49th... i love her voice. my friend has more songs where she really lets loose. shes amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5955641)





Date: June 10th, 2006 8:43 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Glassy Resort Reading Party

yeah, she's got an amazing amazing incredible voice.

Ok, isn't Allicat a gay guy? Cuz I am a straight girl :/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5955782)





Date: June 10th, 2006 8:52 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown

she's a gay girl. but upon further consideration you're perfect match is....GTO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5955836)





Date: June 10th, 2006 9:30 PM
Author: Medicated splenetic garrison

A gay guy? How do you figure that? I don't even like men when I should as a girl and now i'm a gay man? That is so on the other side of the spectrum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5956005)





Date: June 10th, 2006 7:57 PM
Author: pearl exciting stag film corn cake

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5955493)





Date: June 10th, 2006 8:04 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown

1. Ain't no place I'd rather be.... (Where are you)

2. The invention that most changed my life is _________.

3. I love the part of a woman that ________________.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5955562)





Date: June 10th, 2006 8:10 PM
Author: pearl exciting stag film corn cake

1. chicago suburbs

2. car

3. legs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5955591)





Date: June 10th, 2006 8:16 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown

one day you will worship MadCat's legs while driving around Buffalo Grove, Illinois.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5955633)





Date: June 10th, 2006 8:20 PM
Author: pearl exciting stag film corn cake

i can dig it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5955654)





Date: June 10th, 2006 8:01 PM
Author: umber haunting place of business

Do me!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5955534)





Date: June 10th, 2006 8:14 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown

This is now truly a prestigious thread...

1. The most prestigious thing this prestigious bitch has ever done that will never show up on a resume is _____________________.

2. The most prestigious penis size is ________ and the least prestigious penis size is ________.

3. My prestige is most closely correlated to which UG.

a) Princeton

b) Johns Hopkins

c) Yale

d) MIT

e) Harvard

f) the real answer _________ (fill in blank)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5955626)





Date: June 10th, 2006 8:19 PM
Author: umber haunting place of business

1. Probably science publications

2. 7", 4"

3. f) Stanford

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5955649)





Date: June 10th, 2006 8:24 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown

lol. My parents went to stanford UG; I'll have to mention that someone thinks highly of stanford.

7 and 4, your answers for number 2 is almost the answer for your perfect match. Partial clairvoyance...truly a prestigious bitch.

Your perfect match is 174.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5955676)





Date: June 10th, 2006 8:28 PM
Author: umber haunting place of business

I don't know; the fact that he hates my guts might mar our future together.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5955694)





Date: June 10th, 2006 9:11 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown

it was almost GTO but I guess you rolled a snake-eyes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5955947)





Date: June 10th, 2006 8:01 PM
Author: Hyperactive parlor boiling water

And go!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5955541)





Date: June 10th, 2006 8:09 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown

.Everyone is in the same boat because ________________ but at least we can console ourselves be ________________.

2. Sex is ideal after the _________date?

3. You are a cop and pull over a couple of 18 year old girls--both pretty upper social class blondes. Worried about what will happen they say to you "officer we just have a little weed on me" You respond by saying __________________________.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5955586)





Date: June 10th, 2006 8:39 PM
Author: Hyperactive parlor boiling water

1. i said so, be ...does that even make sense

2. 10th

3. stupid cunts you are both under arrest.

btw, im a girl this is why it would not matter if those pretty blondes were being honest with me about being drug taking sluts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5955763)





Date: June 10th, 2006 8:43 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown

your perfect match is Bull Connor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5955788)





Date: June 10th, 2006 8:45 PM
Author: Hyperactive parlor boiling water

hmmm

ive seen him post from time to time, is he hot? tall? gosh i hope so!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5955802)





Date: June 10th, 2006 9:10 PM
Author: swashbuckling philosopher-king

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5955944)





Date: June 11th, 2006 2:04 AM
Author: filthy menage

I'm new here, so the questions will have to be good, but why don't you give it a shot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5957473)





Date: June 11th, 2006 2:06 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown

1. What law school is most analogous to who calvin jr. really is?

2. What do you think about little calvin from the corner (works at McD's)

3. Greatness is defined by _____________________ .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5957482)





Date: June 11th, 2006 2:18 AM
Author: filthy menage

1. Chicago, probably.

2. If he's 16, it must suck to have a job like that at that age (probably so he can buy chrome rims and a spoiler for his TTT car, too). If he's 19, his TTT-ness is beyond my comprehension.

3. Accomplishments that put you above the "average" person in the top tier of your field, coupled with character that earns you their respect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5957536)





Date: June 11th, 2006 2:22 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Impertinent Giraffe Clown

you are matched with Royale w/cheese.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5957563)





Date: June 11th, 2006 2:28 AM
Author: filthy menage

Don't recognize her, but I'll have to keep that in mind.

Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=431684&forum_id=2#5957600)