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ITT: Dinner Party Prole Tells (Among Yuppies)

has to be actual shit that yuppies might do.
Coral pea-brained menage
  09/25/19
Great thread faggot
Unholy address stain
  09/25/19
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submissive sooty old irish cottage
  09/26/19
store-bought salad dressing on the table
Coral pea-brained menage
  09/25/19
You already did this one
laughsome field
  09/25/19
no shit. just kicking the thread off.
Coral pea-brained menage
  09/25/19
I can’t think of any, with millennials anything goes. ...
laughsome field
  09/25/19
rich as fuck and prole tells are often the same, but not thi...
Heady lemon locus
  09/26/19
not having proper serving utensils
Coral pea-brained menage
  09/25/19
paper or throwaway plates smoking cigs indoors your wi...
Vengeful Dysfunction
  09/25/19
smoking cigs indoors is an actual prole tell, not a yuppie p...
Coral pea-brained menage
  09/25/19
Shut up fag
Unholy address stain
  09/25/19
lol
Diverse Marketing Idea
  09/25/19
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Bateful Iridescent Theater Stage
  09/25/19
cant smoke on shabbat, anyway.
Coral pea-brained menage
  09/25/19
why are you bringing up shabbat stuff when OP is asking abou...
translucent marvelous corner
  09/26/19
Professors and other intellectuals aren't usually "prol...
Heady lemon locus
  09/26/19
putting soda / juices on the table
Coral pea-brained menage
  09/25/19
Yuppies don’t do that
laughsome field
  09/25/19
jews do it often at shabbat meals. REALLY prole. i judge any...
Coral pea-brained menage
  09/25/19
Like 2 liters?
laughsome field
  09/25/19
yeah 2L soda or "diet" soda, packaged lemonade, et...
Coral pea-brained menage
  09/25/19
Disgusting, should be confined to the drinks table with some...
laughsome field
  09/25/19
tbf, ive never seen a "drinks table." even if peop...
Coral pea-brained menage
  09/25/19
When the turdskins fuck your wife where do you keep refreshm...
Unholy address stain
  09/25/19
? A separate area for various punch bowls, little glass thin...
laughsome field
  09/25/19
You're being aspie as fuck itt why are you engaging this dip...
Unholy address stain
  09/25/19
I’m bored, faggot
laughsome field
  09/25/19
enjoy
Unholy address stain
  09/25/19
for a booze party sure. but for a dinner party? what's in al...
Coral pea-brained menage
  09/25/19
Sangrias and wine punches and faggy girl drinks, possibly ma...
laughsome field
  09/25/19
i didn't say people don't drink at a dinner party. just sayi...
Coral pea-brained menage
  09/25/19
Among the goyim it would be considered rude for each woman t...
laughsome field
  09/25/19
wtf rly. not a bottle of wine/booze? how do u even transp...
Coral pea-brained menage
  09/25/19
Also options but it adds up
laughsome field
  09/25/19
wait what adds up? u can get a $10 bottle of wine
Coral pea-brained menage
  09/25/19
I mean the total amount of things, if even two girls bring a...
laughsome field
  09/25/19
not putting out napkins. not serving some kind of water ...
Coral pea-brained menage
  09/25/19
Do paper towels count?
mildly autistic fortuitous meteor church building
  09/25/19
using paper towels as napkins would be a prole tell. but i'v...
Coral pea-brained menage
  09/25/19
I don't understand why there is an assumption that Jews can'...
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  09/26/19
(weird fag)
Unholy address stain
  09/25/19
ITT: a man with OCD talks to himself
splenetic pervert
  09/25/19
this thread is now in the top 10 of the past 24 hrs!
Coral pea-brained menage
  09/25/19
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  11/17/19
having it in a shithole MFH apartment with no dishwasher
Comical crawly rehab ladyboy
  09/25/19
How bad do these Jewish dinners smell?
effete space corn cake
  09/25/19
the food? usually decent to very good the people? after w...
Coral pea-brained menage
  09/25/19
lmao great post
Unholy address stain
  09/25/19
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Bateful Iridescent Theater Stage
  09/25/19
only the real ultraorthos are stinky. normal jews wont stink...
Coral pea-brained menage
  09/25/19
This happened to be the feast of Yom Kippur, so they were al...
Unholy address stain
  09/25/19
ive been on a transatlantic flight next to some very stinky ...
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youve never taken a flight out of Cairo, then youd know abou...
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  09/26/19
Party is hosted by kikes
Unholy address stain
  09/25/19
Host wife has fucked multiple turdskins
Unholy address stain
  09/25/19
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180 station hominid
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putting crusted up panties they stole from a foreign couchsu...
passionate university toilet seat
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translucent marvelous corner
  09/26/19
not putting out knives. how do these savages eat with a f...
Coral pea-brained menage
  09/25/19
Serving chilled red wine with dinner Serving beer with din...
embarrassed to the bone chocolate forum headpube
  09/25/19
cr re beer. re chilled red wine, a girly sweet sugary low...
Coral pea-brained menage
  09/25/19
Red wine should be very lightly chilled you prole
laughsome field
  09/25/19
learned something new. prole tell?
Coral pea-brained menage
  09/25/19
Learning is prole, knowing is prestigious
laughsome field
  09/25/19
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only the bluest of bloods truly grok
translucent marvelous corner
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Red wine should be served around 68*. Your home should be 68...
embarrassed to the bone chocolate forum headpube
  09/25/19
68 is dumb as shit lol
Smoky Metal Police Squad Site
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(Outted as a Sicilian peasant farmer)
embarrassed to the bone chocolate forum headpube
  09/25/19
if the house is at 68, is liquid inside a thick glass bottle...
Coral pea-brained menage
  09/25/19
Date: September 25th, 2019 11:15 PM Author: Bobby Birdshit,...
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180 station hominid
  09/26/19
He didn't mention that he leaves it by the windowsill
180 station hominid
  09/26/19
LMAO I thought Jews were supposed to be high IQ
fear-inspiring slap-happy pocket flask skinny woman
  09/26/19
Jfc
Unholy address stain
  09/26/19
lmao, explain why you thought this would be the case.
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Unholy address stain
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Unholy address stain
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Unholy address stain
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Adventurous bossy laser beams turdskin
  11/17/19
you may be dumb
Comical crawly rehab ladyboy
  09/26/19
don't you claim to be some high-IQ STEMlord? i get why you'r...
Frisky stage place of business
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Unholy address stain
  09/27/19
Everyone is piling on here as if they are scientists who can...
Twinkling self-absorbed roast beef parlour
  10/17/19
62-68. I fine 63-64 is ideal.
aphrodisiac orchid whorehouse useless brakes
  09/26/19
tcr
Boyish brindle stag film organic girlfriend
  09/26/19
depends on how chilled we're talking. most people would b...
Flushed Aromatic House
  09/26/19
(Larry David looking for new season 10 plots)
Blathering party of the first part
  09/25/19
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Coral pea-brained menage
  09/25/19
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curious alcoholic shitlib
  09/25/19
Jewish surname/face
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Coral pea-brained menage
  09/26/19
lack of beer. blah blah blah--its not "fancy" beer...
nighttime pit degenerate
  09/26/19
You're supposed to make your guests comfortable within reaso...
Coral pea-brained menage
  09/26/19
*places loose Marlboro Reds on a serving tray*
embarrassed to the bone chocolate forum headpube
  09/26/19
...
Coral pea-brained menage
  09/26/19
*has to declare they weren't hand rolled*
bat-shit-crazy thriller lodge mood
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"oh here have a 400 calorie ALE that tastes like horse ...
nighttime pit degenerate
  09/26/19
having miller lite in your fridge is "within reason&quo...
Comical crawly rehab ladyboy
  09/26/19
Rofl Prole
Coral pea-brained menage
  09/26/19
(weird faggot)
Unholy address stain
  09/26/19
your knowledge of life is limited to your freakshow cult and...
Comical crawly rehab ladyboy
  09/26/19
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Unholy address stain
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Unholy address stain
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Frisky stage place of business
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Diverse Marketing Idea
  09/26/19
Cot damn
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Boyish brindle stag film organic girlfriend
  09/29/19
i always have both normal (usually PBR or Narragansett) and ...
Flushed Aromatic House
  09/26/19
Placing bottles of sauces and condiments on the table rather...
Twinkling self-absorbed roast beef parlour
  09/26/19
fine, but PROLE TELL would be having ketchup and sour cream ...
Coral pea-brained menage
  09/26/19
fair on ketchup unless it's a bbq type deal. re: sour cream,...
Twinkling self-absorbed roast beef parlour
  09/26/19
Goy tell: mixing meat and milk.
Coral pea-brained menage
  09/26/19
could be vegetarian borscht and pierogies are meatless.
Twinkling self-absorbed roast beef parlour
  09/26/19
But lol at having a festive meal without meat period. Un...
Coral pea-brained menage
  09/26/19
I like the implication that goy meals are per see prole.
Twinkling self-absorbed roast beef parlour
  09/26/19
...
Coral pea-brained menage
  09/26/19
lol JUST LOL at the mere thought of serving a delightful boi...
Greedy hall
  09/26/19
Probably merely having a "dinner party" is a huge ...
180 station hominid
  09/26/19
cr. who does this?
Twinkling self-absorbed roast beef parlour
  09/26/19
rofl @ rootless goyim. jews literally do this every week.
Coral pea-brained menage
  09/26/19
Being unaccommodating of all the batshit insane dietary rest...
fuchsia beady-eyed indian lodge foreskin
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Great one, actually. Kind of a prestige tell to make a separ...
Coral pea-brained menage
  09/26/19
Playing a Kid Rock album other than Devil Without a Cause as...
Sickened Rusted Shrine Cumskin
  09/26/19
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hot library dingle berry
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Serving completely prepared food (like a pre-made charcuteri...
aphrodisiac orchid whorehouse useless brakes
  09/26/19
also, running out of duck sauce
Comical crawly rehab ladyboy
  09/26/19
...
Diverse Marketing Idea
  09/26/19
fucking nice one
Flushed Aromatic House
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Provocative Green School Cafeteria
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nothing wrong with guests volunteering to help with minimal ...
Coral pea-brained menage
  09/26/19
Bonus Jew tell: having tons of Michael Aram serveware from B...
aphrodisiac orchid whorehouse useless brakes
  09/26/19
ive never even seen this shit before. looks incredibly goyis...
Coral pea-brained menage
  09/26/19
everyone ITT needs to be gassed. Sounds like it would be hor...
Heady lemon locus
  09/26/19
(guy MAF he will never try my walnut-tarragon risotto)
sinister lake center
  09/26/19
180. we made spiked tarragon lemonade recently
Coral pea-brained menage
  09/26/19
All of these would be tolerable if the host, after some of t...
geriatric parlor
  09/26/19
It’s in an apartment building.
disturbing racy property yarmulke
  09/26/19
You can see easily see the mess in the kitchen while seated ...
Misanthropic magical chapel reading party
  09/26/19
some people have terrible apt layouts where that kind of shi...
Coral pea-brained menage
  09/26/19
Living in an apartment after school days is prole.
aggressive snowy digit ratio genital piercing
  09/26/19
"school days" lol what the fuck is this nonsense
Flushed Aromatic House
  09/26/19
Guests are expected to bring a dish.
Twinkling self-absorbed roast beef parlour
  09/26/19
...
Misanthropic magical chapel reading party
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OFS. how do you handle it if people ask if they can bring...
Coral pea-brained menage
  09/26/19
"just that hot little wife of yours"
Twinkling self-absorbed roast beef parlour
  09/26/19
if they ask, just tell them to bring beer/wine. pretty easy...
Flushed Aromatic House
  09/26/19
Pitted olives
shivering spot
  09/26/19
Truly horrible thread. Xo at its worst
submissive sooty old irish cottage
  09/26/19
Just lost your invite to DBG’s dinner party
Misanthropic magical chapel reading party
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Coral pea-brained menage
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Unholy address stain
  09/26/19
name tags on plates when only 4 people at table charger pla...
Motley nursing home ape
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A couple people have to sit in folding chairs
Twinkling self-absorbed roast beef parlour
  09/26/19
what about nice folding chairs. this kind of thing: https...
Coral pea-brained menage
  09/26/19
(guy with shitty regular chairs)
Comical crawly rehab ladyboy
  09/27/19
really embarrassing post brother.
Twinkling self-absorbed roast beef parlour
  09/27/19
dude a lot of ppl have shit like this: https://cdn10.bigcom...
Coral pea-brained menage
  09/27/19
we get it, youre a prole and hang around with other proles
Garnet gunner casino
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Jesus christ you prole fuck
Unholy address stain
  09/27/19
also i'd rather fucking die than go to an actual yuppie dinn...
Flushed Aromatic House
  09/26/19
ortho jew shabbat dinners are all trumpmos
Coral pea-brained menage
  09/26/19
Cotdamn brother you're almost stepping on ARE Reptile's scht...
excitant free-loading state
  09/27/19
what's schtick? orthodox jews vote GOP and love trump.
Coral pea-brained menage
  09/27/19
Except Are Reptile IRL is a shitlib that voted for her.
Boyish brindle stag film organic girlfriend
  09/30/19
folding/card table w/ no table cloth or even plastic coverin...
Coral pea-brained menage
  09/29/19
They put you at the kids table. Very disrespectful. It was a...
Twinkling self-absorbed roast beef parlour
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They just misunderstood when someone said "DBG REALLY l...
Boyish brindle stag film organic girlfriend
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Twinkling self-absorbed roast beef parlour
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"But they said he was a pretty much a um, childphile&qu...
Boyish brindle stag film organic girlfriend
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You should have been gay and snarky and been like "oh, ...
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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:19 PM
Author: Coral pea-brained menage

has to be actual shit that yuppies might do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887306)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:29 PM
Author: Unholy address stain

Great thread faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887383)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 6:47 PM
Author: submissive sooty old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38891879)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:19 PM
Author: Coral pea-brained menage

store-bought salad dressing on the table

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887311)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: laughsome field

You already did this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887316)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:21 PM
Author: Coral pea-brained menage

no shit. just kicking the thread off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887318)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: laughsome field

I can’t think of any, with millennials anything goes. My rich as fuck friend will absolutely bring boxed wine anywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887331)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 12:27 PM
Author: Heady lemon locus

rich as fuck and prole tells are often the same, but not things UMC yuppies do. We have covered this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889651)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Coral pea-brained menage

not having proper serving utensils

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887326)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Vengeful Dysfunction

paper or throwaway plates

smoking cigs indoors

your wife gets creampied by muscle bound stud in shitter before dessert

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887330)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:24 PM
Author: Coral pea-brained menage

smoking cigs indoors is an actual prole tell, not a yuppie prole tell

disposable plates is perfectly acceptable for shabbat/jew holiday meals. lots of halachic issues w sponges (squeezing) and cleaning dished on shabbat/yom tov. plus u cant run the dish washer right away so u have plates sitting around, especially if u host a dinner and a lunch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887347)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:29 PM
Author: Unholy address stain

Shut up fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887385)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:33 PM
Author: Diverse Marketing Idea

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887408)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:33 PM
Author: Bateful Iridescent Theater Stage



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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:36 PM
Author: Coral pea-brained menage

cant smoke on shabbat, anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887429)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 12:00 PM
Author: translucent marvelous corner

why are you bringing up shabbat stuff when OP is asking about yuppie proles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889503)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 12:29 PM
Author: Heady lemon locus

Professors and other intellectuals aren't usually "prole"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889660)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Coral pea-brained menage

putting soda / juices on the table

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887332)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:23 PM
Author: laughsome field

Yuppies don’t do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887341)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:25 PM
Author: Coral pea-brained menage

jews do it often at shabbat meals. REALLY prole. i judge anyone who has that shit at their table.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887352)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:25 PM
Author: laughsome field

Like 2 liters?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887356)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:27 PM
Author: Coral pea-brained menage

yeah 2L soda or "diet" soda, packaged lemonade, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887374)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:29 PM
Author: laughsome field

Disgusting, should be confined to the drinks table with some booze

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887380)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:30 PM
Author: Coral pea-brained menage

tbf, ive never seen a "drinks table." even if people have a buffet table, whatever drinks people are serving (waters, booze, juice, sodas) is always on the table

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887393)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:32 PM
Author: Unholy address stain

When the turdskins fuck your wife where do you keep refreshments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887401)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:33 PM
Author: laughsome field

? A separate area for various punch bowls, little glass things with the nozzles and some decorations is standard yuppie behavior

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887406)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:34 PM
Author: Unholy address stain

You're being aspie as fuck itt why are you engaging this dipshit kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887414)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:34 PM
Author: laughsome field

I’m bored, faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887418)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:35 PM
Author: Unholy address stain

enjoy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887424)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:35 PM
Author: Coral pea-brained menage

for a booze party sure. but for a dinner party? what's in all these containers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887425)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:36 PM
Author: laughsome field

Sangrias and wine punches and faggy girl drinks, possibly martini materials are arranged besides them

And who the fuck doesn’t drink at a dinner party?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887435)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:38 PM
Author: Coral pea-brained menage

i didn't say people don't drink at a dinner party. just saying it's odd that someone would make more than one specialty cocktail for a dinner party, as opposed to a drinking party.

we always have wine, hard liquor, and one specialty cocktail.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887440)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:40 PM
Author: laughsome field

Among the goyim it would be considered rude for each woman to fail to bring some faggy drink if her own in addition to the hosts offerings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887457)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:42 PM
Author: Coral pea-brained menage

wtf rly. not a bottle of wine/booze?

how do u even transport that shit... deal with spilling... deal with breakable glassware... keep it cold but not have ice inside it melt.. etc. sounds retarded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887470)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:44 PM
Author: laughsome field

Also options but it adds up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887483)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:45 PM
Author: Coral pea-brained menage

wait what adds up? u can get a $10 bottle of wine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887487)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:46 PM
Author: laughsome field

I mean the total amount of things, if even two girls bring a punch or some shit you need a separate booze spread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887503)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:28 PM
Author: Coral pea-brained menage

not putting out napkins.

not serving some kind of water (flat or seltzer).

putting out a brita pitcher for water (buy a $5 jug for it)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887379)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:30 PM
Author: mildly autistic fortuitous meteor church building

Do paper towels count?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887389)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:32 PM
Author: Coral pea-brained menage

using paper towels as napkins would be a prole tell. but i've been to shabbat meals where no napkin of any sort is served. i feel like none of the other savage jews even notice. or they dont wanna embarrass the host. i always politely ask.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887400)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 7:48 PM
Author: confused mahogany dragon step-uncle's house

I don't understand why there is an assumption that Jews can't be proles.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38892089)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:30 PM
Author: Unholy address stain

(weird fag)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887394)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:30 PM
Author: splenetic pervert

ITT: a man with OCD talks to himself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887386)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:43 PM
Author: Coral pea-brained menage

this thread is now in the top 10 of the past 24 hrs!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887478)



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Date: November 17th, 2019 7:35 PM
Author: mildly autistic fortuitous meteor church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#39132249)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:31 PM
Author: Comical crawly rehab ladyboy

having it in a shithole MFH apartment with no dishwasher

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887395)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:32 PM
Author: effete space corn cake

How bad do these Jewish dinners smell?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887403)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:34 PM
Author: Coral pea-brained menage

the food? usually decent to very good

the people? after walking in summer heat to shul and back, not so good

the toilet bowls after jewesses go in there? ask james joyce jr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887419)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:36 PM
Author: Unholy address stain

lmao great post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887428)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:36 PM
Author: Bateful Iridescent Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887438)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:39 PM
Author: Coral pea-brained menage

only the real ultraorthos are stinky. normal jews wont stink more than anyone else exposed to the same conditions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887451)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:41 PM
Author: Unholy address stain

This happened to be the feast of Yom Kippur, so they were all collected in a large, wooden building, which they called a synagogue. It behooved General Eisenhower to make a speech to them. We entered the synagogue, which was packed with the greatest stinking bunch of humanity I have ever seen. When we got about halfway up, the head rabbi, who was dressed in a fur hat similar to that worn by Henry VIII of England and in a surplice heavily embroidered and very filthy, came down and met the General…. The smell was so terrible that I almost fainted and actually about three hours later lost my lunch as the result of remembering it…. Of course, I have seen them since the beginning and marveled that beings alleged to be made in the form of God can look the way they do or act the way they act.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887466)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:57 PM
Author: Garnet gunner casino

ive been on a transatlantic flight next to some very stinky black hat jews, was awful, had to move

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887571)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 7:19 PM
Author: Motley nursing home ape

youve never taken a flight out of Cairo, then youd know about stink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38891969)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:32 PM
Author: Unholy address stain

Party is hosted by kikes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887405)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:33 PM
Author: Unholy address stain

Host wife has fucked multiple turdskins

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887409)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 10:53 AM
Author: 180 station hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889165)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 6:44 PM
Author: Frisky stage place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38891863)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:40 PM
Author: passionate university toilet seat

putting crusted up panties they stole from a foreign couchsurfer on the dinner table

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887458)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 12:01 PM
Author: translucent marvelous corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889508)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:41 PM
Author: Coral pea-brained menage

not putting out knives.

how do these savages eat with a fork only?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887461)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:45 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone chocolate forum headpube

Serving chilled red wine with dinner

Serving beer with dinner (in the case of yuppies, some bullshit hoppy IPA grog with a punny name)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887489)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:46 PM
Author: Coral pea-brained menage

cr re beer.

re chilled red wine, a girly sweet sugary low alcohol wine is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887501)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:50 PM
Author: laughsome field

Red wine should be very lightly chilled you prole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887525)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:53 PM
Author: Coral pea-brained menage

learned something new. prole tell?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887535)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 11:01 PM
Author: laughsome field

Learning is prole, knowing is prestigious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887592)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 8:47 AM
Author: Jade Ticket Booth Boiling Water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38888548)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 12:02 PM
Author: translucent marvelous corner

only the bluest of bloods truly grok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889513)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:57 PM
Author: Garnet gunner casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887573)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 11:06 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone chocolate forum headpube

Red wine should be served around 68*. Your home should be 68*. Only a prole would have some hotbox 75* home because "the electric bill!"

Further, having a home at 68* acts as a prole detector: provincial rubes of Southern European extraction and various other equatorial ne'er do wells will complain about how "cold" it is, and BINGO -- they might as well just slap on a wolf-howling-at-the-moon shirt because you've got a prole in the flesh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887624)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 11:14 PM
Author: Smoky Metal Police Squad Site

68 is dumb as shit lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887703)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 11:18 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone chocolate forum headpube

(Outted as a Sicilian peasant farmer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887720)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 11:15 PM
Author: Coral pea-brained menage

if the house is at 68, is liquid inside a thick glass bottle at 68? wouldnt it be a few degrees higher

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887709)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 6:05 AM
Author: aggressive snowy digit ratio genital piercing

Date: September 25th, 2019 11:15 PM

Author: Bobby Birdshit, The Prole Goy Mr. Fix It (✡️)

if the house is at 68, is liquid inside a thick glass bottle at 68? wouldnt it be a few degrees higher

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38888341)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 5:23 PM
Author: 180 station hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38891390)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 5:24 PM
Author: 180 station hominid

He didn't mention that he leaves it by the windowsill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38891395)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 10:38 AM
Author: fear-inspiring slap-happy pocket flask skinny woman

LMAO I thought Jews were supposed to be high IQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889067)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 11:10 AM
Author: Unholy address stain

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889269)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 11:14 AM
Author: Boyish brindle stag film organic girlfriend

lmao, explain why you thought this would be the case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889289)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 12:24 PM
Author: Unholy address stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889625)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 2:13 PM
Author: Unholy address stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38890254)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 5:07 PM
Author: Unholy address stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38891299)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 5:46 PM
Author: Unholy address stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38891520)



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Date: October 16th, 2019 11:28 PM
Author: khaki sick orchestra pit incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38989650)



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Date: November 17th, 2019 7:32 PM
Author: Adventurous bossy laser beams turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#39132239)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 12:12 PM
Author: Comical crawly rehab ladyboy

you may be dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889562)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 6:46 PM
Author: Frisky stage place of business

don't you claim to be some high-IQ STEMlord? i get why you're a lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38891872)



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Date: September 27th, 2019 12:38 AM
Author: Boyish brindle stag film organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38893393)



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Date: September 27th, 2019 1:21 PM
Author: Unholy address stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38895829)



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Date: October 17th, 2019 1:18 PM
Author: Twinkling self-absorbed roast beef parlour

Everyone is piling on here as if they are scientists who can explain why you are wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38991803)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 12:06 PM
Author: aphrodisiac orchid whorehouse useless brakes

62-68. I fine 63-64 is ideal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889530)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: Boyish brindle stag film organic girlfriend

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38890421)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 7:55 PM
Author: Flushed Aromatic House

depends on how chilled we're talking.

most people would be better off drinking red wine cooler than they normally do and white wine warmer than they normally do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38892158)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 11:10 PM
Author: Blathering party of the first part

(Larry David looking for new season 10 plots)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887662)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 11:11 PM
Author: Coral pea-brained menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887670)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 11:24 PM
Author: curious alcoholic shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887771)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 11:11 PM
Author: Medicated hospital travel guidebook

Jewish surname/face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887674)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 9:59 AM
Author: Coral pea-brained menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38888845)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 10:02 AM
Author: nighttime pit degenerate

lack of beer. blah blah blah--its not "fancy" beer so we dont stock a miller-bud-michelob, etc beer. but they invited people who drink just that and dont want your wine or to get drunk or nurse a watered down whiskey all night. as a host you are supposed to make your guests comfortable. if you dont want to appease the low brow beer crowd, dont invite them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38888859)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 10:05 AM
Author: Coral pea-brained menage

You're supposed to make your guests comfortable within reason by catering to the majority preference. Just as you wouldn't knock yourself out to cater to a faggot gluten free vegan you wouldn't bother with Prole beer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38888872)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 10:15 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone chocolate forum headpube

*places loose Marlboro Reds on a serving tray*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38888925)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 10:17 AM
Author: Coral pea-brained menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38888935)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 10:44 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy thriller lodge mood

*has to declare they weren't hand rolled*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889106)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 10:50 AM
Author: nighttime pit degenerate

"oh here have a 400 calorie ALE that tastes like horse piss"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889139)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 12:12 PM
Author: Comical crawly rehab ladyboy

having miller lite in your fridge is "within reason" you werido faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889559)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 12:17 PM
Author: Coral pea-brained menage

Rofl Prole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889582)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 12:24 PM
Author: Unholy address stain

(weird faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889627)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 12:31 PM
Author: Comical crawly rehab ladyboy

your knowledge of life is limited to your freakshow cult and your "friends" who don't actually like you or have anything in common with you besides being part of the same cult. the best part of their night is talking shit about you afterwards regardless of what beer you have. lol at calling yourselves "yuppies" like you are actual people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889678)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 1:11 PM
Author: Unholy address stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889905)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 1:11 PM
Author: Unholy address stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889906)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 2:13 PM
Author: Unholy address stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38890256)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 6:46 PM
Author: Frisky stage place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38891875)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 8:03 PM
Author: Diverse Marketing Idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38892230)



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Date: September 29th, 2019 9:53 PM
Author: Dashing church

Cot damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38906306)



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Date: September 29th, 2019 9:56 PM
Author: Boyish brindle stag film organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38906319)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 7:45 PM
Author: Flushed Aromatic House

i always have both normal (usually PBR or Narragansett) and faggy beer (think local or fancy IPAs). plus red and white wine and normal booze.

my last party/cookout i had two cases of suarez cans. great stuff!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38892073)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 10:52 AM
Author: Twinkling self-absorbed roast beef parlour

Placing bottles of sauces and condiments on the table rather than having them in small serving dishes. e.g. ketchup and sour cream.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889154)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 10:55 AM
Author: Coral pea-brained menage

fine, but PROLE TELL would be having ketchup and sour cream on your table in any form.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889173)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 11:01 AM
Author: Twinkling self-absorbed roast beef parlour

fair on ketchup unless it's a bbq type deal. re: sour cream, what if i'm serving borscht or homemade pierogies?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889212)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 11:03 AM
Author: Coral pea-brained menage

Goy tell: mixing meat and milk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889232)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 11:05 AM
Author: Twinkling self-absorbed roast beef parlour

could be vegetarian borscht and pierogies are meatless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889247)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 11:07 AM
Author: Coral pea-brained menage

But lol at having a festive meal without meat period.

Unless you serve Mexican there's not really any good dairy only meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889257)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 11:55 AM
Author: Twinkling self-absorbed roast beef parlour

I like the implication that goy meals are per see prole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889482)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 11:58 AM
Author: Coral pea-brained menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889496)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 7:33 PM
Author: Greedy hall

lol JUST LOL at the mere thought of serving a delightful boiled tilapia a-la-crock and not providing your guest(s) a large carafe of catsup sauce on the table. were you raised in a fucking barn or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38892019)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 10:54 AM
Author: 180 station hominid

Probably merely having a "dinner party" is a huge prole tell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889166)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 10:55 AM
Author: Twinkling self-absorbed roast beef parlour

cr. who does this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889172)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 10:56 AM
Author: Coral pea-brained menage

rofl @ rootless goyim. jews literally do this every week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889178)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 10:57 AM
Author: fuchsia beady-eyed indian lodge foreskin

Being unaccommodating of all the batshit insane dietary restrictions of your guests

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889188)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 11:02 AM
Author: Coral pea-brained menage

Great one, actually. Kind of a prestige tell to make a separate gluten free challah for one faggot, shit like that. We would never do so though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889219)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 11:01 AM
Author: Sickened Rusted Shrine Cumskin

Playing a Kid Rock album other than Devil Without a Cause as dinner party music

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889217)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 12:00 PM
Author: hot library dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889505)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 12:19 PM
Author: aphrodisiac orchid whorehouse useless brakes

Serving completely prepared food (like a pre-made charcuterie tray or shrimp and cocktail sauce tray). 2x prole if it is served in the plastic you bought it in.

Not having enough matching glasses or silverware.

Non-cloth napkins; not having cocktail sized napkins for hors d’oeuvres.

Not knowing the names of cheeses you are serving.

Using TTT trivets for hot food.

Not decanting wine/pouring it from the bottle right into a glass. And as someone said above, not pouring juice or water into a pitcher.

Not having mixers or lemons/limes for cocktails.

Allowing guests to clear their own plates or do any sort of cleaning. Or to go into your fridge to get their own drinks.

Running out of ice.

Not having utensils that match the serveware (like an heirloom silver serving bowl with an ultra modern CB2 spoon in it).

No bowls for olive pits if olives are served.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889593)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 12:33 PM
Author: Comical crawly rehab ladyboy

also, running out of duck sauce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889683)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 1:11 PM
Author: Diverse Marketing Idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889911)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 7:46 PM
Author: Flushed Aromatic House

fucking nice one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38892079)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 8:06 PM
Author: Provocative Green School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38892260)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 1:10 PM
Author: Coral pea-brained menage

nothing wrong with guests volunteering to help with minimal tasks. like if serving soup, it's fine if someone volunteers to shuttle soup bowls to the table while the host ladels them out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889899)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 12:21 PM
Author: aphrodisiac orchid whorehouse useless brakes

Bonus Jew tell: having tons of Michael Aram serveware from Bloomingdale’s wedding registry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889606)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 1:06 PM
Author: Coral pea-brained menage

ive never even seen this shit before. looks incredibly goyishe / fake fancy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889881)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 12:42 PM
Author: Heady lemon locus

everyone ITT needs to be gassed. Sounds like it would be horrible to go to any of your "parties" what faggots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889731)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 12:53 PM
Author: sinister lake center

(guy MAF he will never try my walnut-tarragon risotto)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889807)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 2:14 PM
Author: Coral pea-brained menage

180. we made spiked tarragon lemonade recently

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38890262)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 3:44 PM
Author: geriatric parlor

All of these would be tolerable if the host, after some of the unnecessary people leave, brings out an 8ball for dessert

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38890779)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 3:54 PM
Author: disturbing racy property yarmulke

It’s in an apartment building.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38890829)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 5:09 PM
Author: Misanthropic magical chapel reading party

You can see easily see the mess in the kitchen while seated at the dining table

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38891314)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 5:53 PM
Author: Coral pea-brained menage

some people have terrible apt layouts where that kind of shit is unavoidable. thankfully, we don't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38891556)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 7:02 PM
Author: aggressive snowy digit ratio genital piercing

Living in an apartment after school days is prole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38891924)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 7:56 PM
Author: Flushed Aromatic House

"school days" lol what the fuck is this nonsense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38892168)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 5:09 PM
Author: Twinkling self-absorbed roast beef parlour

Guests are expected to bring a dish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38891315)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 5:15 PM
Author: Misanthropic magical chapel reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38891352)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 5:51 PM
Author: Coral pea-brained menage

OFS.

how do you handle it if people ask if they can bring something?

if we're close with them and we KNOW they like to cook and actually WANT to make something and TRUST them, we take on their offer if they offer to bring something and coordinate dishes w them. e.g., one close friend is basically a trust fund kid who could be a professional chef and is always cooking shit.

otherwise if ppl offer to bring something we say "thanks but we're all set" and hope they bring wine rather than something we don't want to serve like package cookies. if they insist on bringing something, we might say "wine is appreciated."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38891545)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 7:23 PM
Author: Twinkling self-absorbed roast beef parlour

"just that hot little wife of yours"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38891984)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 7:47 PM
Author: Flushed Aromatic House

if they ask, just tell them to bring beer/wine. pretty easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38892082)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 6:38 PM
Author: shivering spot

Pitted olives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38891839)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 6:52 PM
Author: submissive sooty old irish cottage

Truly horrible thread. Xo at its worst

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38891902)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 7:09 PM
Author: Misanthropic magical chapel reading party

Just lost your invite to DBG’s dinner party

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38891944)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 9:44 PM
Author: Coral pea-brained menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38892814)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 9:00 PM
Author: Unholy address stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38892603)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 7:14 PM
Author: Motley nursing home ape

name tags on plates when only 4 people at table

charger plates, like what is

buns in a wicker basket

themed center piece like pumpkins and orange fall things and leaves

...just a sec, im opening the family gathering albums of pics



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38891957)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 7:25 PM
Author: Twinkling self-absorbed roast beef parlour

A couple people have to sit in folding chairs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38891994)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 9:43 PM
Author: Coral pea-brained menage

what about nice folding chairs. this kind of thing:

https://www.amazon.com/Mity-Lite-Flex-One-Folding-Chair/dp/B005PJ0VJQ/ref=zg_bs_3734151_40?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=N1JDGPBKYBAAAHHD21AK

they're more comfortable than our regular chairs and look nice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38892812)



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Date: September 27th, 2019 1:33 PM
Author: Comical crawly rehab ladyboy

(guy with shitty regular chairs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38895920)



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Date: September 27th, 2019 1:37 PM
Author: Twinkling self-absorbed roast beef parlour

really embarrassing post brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38895941)



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Date: September 27th, 2019 1:40 PM
Author: Coral pea-brained menage

dude a lot of ppl have shit like this:

https://cdn10.bigcommerce.com/s-sile9ko/products/102/images/455/PFC_W_500x500__25151.1426955327.500.659.jpg?c=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38895959)



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Date: September 30th, 2019 11:58 AM
Author: Garnet gunner casino

we get it, youre a prole and hang around with other proles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38908068)



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Date: September 27th, 2019 1:37 PM
Author: Unholy address stain

Jesus christ you prole fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38895946)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 7:53 PM
Author: Flushed Aromatic House

also i'd rather fucking die than go to an actual yuppie dinner party, listening to faggots whine about trump and talk about getting their 2 year old into the best pre-k in the city.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38892149)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 9:44 PM
Author: Coral pea-brained menage

ortho jew shabbat dinners are all trumpmos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38892815)



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Date: September 27th, 2019 1:24 AM
Author: excitant free-loading state

Cotdamn brother you're almost stepping on ARE Reptile's schtick in this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38893505)



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Date: September 27th, 2019 1:56 AM
Author: Coral pea-brained menage

what's schtick? orthodox jews vote GOP and love trump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38893591)



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Date: September 30th, 2019 10:08 AM
Author: Boyish brindle stag film organic girlfriend

Except Are Reptile IRL is a shitlib that voted for her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38907616)



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Date: September 29th, 2019 6:05 PM
Author: Coral pea-brained menage

folding/card table w/ no table cloth or even plastic covering

literally had this yesterday on shabbat. was fucking prole as fuck. their whole meal was awful. not going back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38905445)



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Date: September 29th, 2019 6:55 PM
Author: Twinkling self-absorbed roast beef parlour

They put you at the kids table. Very disrespectful. It was a not so subtle message they they don't want you there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38905574)



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Date: September 29th, 2019 9:42 PM
Author: Boyish brindle stag film organic girlfriend

They just misunderstood when someone said "DBG REALLY likes kids."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38906235)



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Date: September 29th, 2019 9:58 PM
Author: Twinkling self-absorbed roast beef parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38906340)



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Date: September 29th, 2019 10:01 PM
Author: Boyish brindle stag film organic girlfriend

"But they said he was a pretty much a um, childphile"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38906358)



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Date: September 30th, 2019 8:53 AM
Author: Sickened Rusted Shrine Cumskin

You should have been gay and snarky and been like "oh, I thought this was a dinner party. Didn't realize we'd be playing bridge first."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38907426)



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Date: October 1st, 2019 11:01 PM
Author: Coral pea-brained menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38916245)