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ITT: Dinner Party Prole Tells (Among Yuppies)

has to be actual shit that yuppies might do.
Naked Ruby Range Liquid Oxygen
  09/25/19
Great thread faggot
magenta hairraiser boltzmann
  09/25/19
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very tactful sepia psychic
  09/26/19
store-bought salad dressing on the table
Naked Ruby Range Liquid Oxygen
  09/25/19
You already did this one
excitant indecent bawdyhouse goal in life
  09/25/19
no shit. just kicking the thread off.
Naked Ruby Range Liquid Oxygen
  09/25/19
I can’t think of any, with millennials anything goes. ...
excitant indecent bawdyhouse goal in life
  09/25/19
rich as fuck and prole tells are often the same, but not thi...
aromatic maize athletic conference
  09/26/19
not having proper serving utensils
Naked Ruby Range Liquid Oxygen
  09/25/19
paper or throwaway plates smoking cigs indoors your wi...
odious arrogant stag film
  09/25/19
smoking cigs indoors is an actual prole tell, not a yuppie p...
Naked Ruby Range Liquid Oxygen
  09/25/19
Shut up fag
magenta hairraiser boltzmann
  09/25/19
lol
Ultramarine startling parlor ceo
  09/25/19
...
Puce den
  09/25/19
cant smoke on shabbat, anyway.
Naked Ruby Range Liquid Oxygen
  09/25/19
why are you bringing up shabbat stuff when OP is asking abou...
Laughsome orange coffee pot sanctuary
  09/26/19
Professors and other intellectuals aren't usually "prol...
aromatic maize athletic conference
  09/26/19
putting soda / juices on the table
Naked Ruby Range Liquid Oxygen
  09/25/19
Yuppies don’t do that
excitant indecent bawdyhouse goal in life
  09/25/19
jews do it often at shabbat meals. REALLY prole. i judge any...
Naked Ruby Range Liquid Oxygen
  09/25/19
Like 2 liters?
excitant indecent bawdyhouse goal in life
  09/25/19
yeah 2L soda or "diet" soda, packaged lemonade, et...
Naked Ruby Range Liquid Oxygen
  09/25/19
Disgusting, should be confined to the drinks table with some...
excitant indecent bawdyhouse goal in life
  09/25/19
tbf, ive never seen a "drinks table." even if peop...
Naked Ruby Range Liquid Oxygen
  09/25/19
When the turdskins fuck your wife where do you keep refreshm...
magenta hairraiser boltzmann
  09/25/19
? A separate area for various punch bowls, little glass thin...
excitant indecent bawdyhouse goal in life
  09/25/19
You're being aspie as fuck itt why are you engaging this dip...
magenta hairraiser boltzmann
  09/25/19
I’m bored, faggot
excitant indecent bawdyhouse goal in life
  09/25/19
enjoy
magenta hairraiser boltzmann
  09/25/19
for a booze party sure. but for a dinner party? what's in al...
Naked Ruby Range Liquid Oxygen
  09/25/19
Sangrias and wine punches and faggy girl drinks, possibly ma...
excitant indecent bawdyhouse goal in life
  09/25/19
i didn't say people don't drink at a dinner party. just sayi...
Naked Ruby Range Liquid Oxygen
  09/25/19
Among the goyim it would be considered rude for each woman t...
excitant indecent bawdyhouse goal in life
  09/25/19
wtf rly. not a bottle of wine/booze? how do u even transp...
Naked Ruby Range Liquid Oxygen
  09/25/19
Also options but it adds up
excitant indecent bawdyhouse goal in life
  09/25/19
wait what adds up? u can get a $10 bottle of wine
Naked Ruby Range Liquid Oxygen
  09/25/19
I mean the total amount of things, if even two girls bring a...
excitant indecent bawdyhouse goal in life
  09/25/19
not putting out napkins. not serving some kind of water ...
Naked Ruby Range Liquid Oxygen
  09/25/19
Do paper towels count?
soggy twinkling uncleanness garrison
  09/25/19
using paper towels as napkins would be a prole tell. but i'v...
Naked Ruby Range Liquid Oxygen
  09/25/19
I don't understand why there is an assumption that Jews can'...
diverse unholy office famous landscape painting
  09/26/19
(weird fag)
magenta hairraiser boltzmann
  09/25/19
ITT: a man with OCD talks to himself
Low-t Pit
  09/25/19
this thread is now in the top 10 of the past 24 hrs!
Naked Ruby Range Liquid Oxygen
  09/25/19
...
soggy twinkling uncleanness garrison
  11/17/19
having it in a shithole MFH apartment with no dishwasher
High-end Comical Haunted Graveyard
  09/25/19
How bad do these Jewish dinners smell?
Appetizing institution
  09/25/19
the food? usually decent to very good the people? after w...
Naked Ruby Range Liquid Oxygen
  09/25/19
lmao great post
magenta hairraiser boltzmann
  09/25/19
...
Puce den
  09/25/19
only the real ultraorthos are stinky. normal jews wont stink...
Naked Ruby Range Liquid Oxygen
  09/25/19
This happened to be the feast of Yom Kippur, so they were al...
magenta hairraiser boltzmann
  09/25/19
ive been on a transatlantic flight next to some very stinky ...
magical copper meetinghouse alpha
  09/25/19
youve never taken a flight out of Cairo, then youd know abou...
Supple son of senegal
  09/26/19
Party is hosted by kikes
magenta hairraiser boltzmann
  09/25/19
Host wife has fucked multiple turdskins
magenta hairraiser boltzmann
  09/25/19
...
Mewling volcanic crater degenerate
  09/26/19
...
Boyish theater stage
  09/26/19
putting crusted up panties they stole from a foreign couchsu...
Cerebral foreskin station
  09/25/19
...
Laughsome orange coffee pot sanctuary
  09/26/19
not putting out knives. how do these savages eat with a f...
Naked Ruby Range Liquid Oxygen
  09/25/19
Serving chilled red wine with dinner Serving beer with din...
red location
  09/25/19
cr re beer. re chilled red wine, a girly sweet sugary low...
Naked Ruby Range Liquid Oxygen
  09/25/19
Red wine should be very lightly chilled you prole
excitant indecent bawdyhouse goal in life
  09/25/19
learned something new. prole tell?
Naked Ruby Range Liquid Oxygen
  09/25/19
Learning is prole, knowing is prestigious
excitant indecent bawdyhouse goal in life
  09/25/19
...
obsidian orchestra pit
  09/26/19
only the bluest of bloods truly grok
Laughsome orange coffee pot sanctuary
  09/26/19
...
magical copper meetinghouse alpha
  09/25/19
Red wine should be served around 68*. Your home should be 68...
red location
  09/25/19
68 is dumb as shit lol
Self-centered Arousing Travel Guidebook
  09/25/19
(Outted as a Sicilian peasant farmer)
red location
  09/25/19
if the house is at 68, is liquid inside a thick glass bottle...
Naked Ruby Range Liquid Oxygen
  09/25/19
Date: September 25th, 2019 11:15 PM Author: Bobby Birdshit,...
irradiated pisswyrm friendly grandma
  09/26/19
...
Mewling volcanic crater degenerate
  09/26/19
He didn't mention that he leaves it by the windowsill
Mewling volcanic crater degenerate
  09/26/19
LMAO I thought Jews were supposed to be high IQ
Frum dilemma messiness
  09/26/19
Jfc
magenta hairraiser boltzmann
  09/26/19
lmao, explain why you thought this would be the case.
sick swashbuckling stage
  09/26/19
...
magenta hairraiser boltzmann
  09/26/19
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magenta hairraiser boltzmann
  09/26/19
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magenta hairraiser boltzmann
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magenta hairraiser boltzmann
  09/26/19
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Know-it-all Sadistic Set
  10/16/19
...
bateful henna abode
  11/17/19
you may be dumb
High-end Comical Haunted Graveyard
  09/26/19
don't you claim to be some high-IQ STEMlord? i get why you'r...
Boyish theater stage
  09/26/19
...
sick swashbuckling stage
  09/27/19
...
magenta hairraiser boltzmann
  09/27/19
Everyone is piling on here as if they are scientists who can...
Deranged windowlicker
  10/17/19
62-68. I fine 63-64 is ideal.
pea-brained spectacular public bath
  09/26/19
tcr
sick swashbuckling stage
  09/26/19
depends on how chilled we're talking. most people would b...
pale glittery school cafeteria cumskin
  09/26/19
(Larry David looking for new season 10 plots)
Buff talented whorehouse goyim
  09/25/19
...
Naked Ruby Range Liquid Oxygen
  09/25/19
...
floppy bat shit crazy point hunting ground
  09/25/19
Jewish surname/face
pearl provocative mood
  09/25/19
...
Naked Ruby Range Liquid Oxygen
  09/26/19
lack of beer. blah blah blah--its not "fancy" beer...
Milky unhinged corner sound barrier
  09/26/19
You're supposed to make your guests comfortable within reaso...
Naked Ruby Range Liquid Oxygen
  09/26/19
*places loose Marlboro Reds on a serving tray*
red location
  09/26/19
...
Naked Ruby Range Liquid Oxygen
  09/26/19
*has to declare they weren't hand rolled*
swollen old irish cottage
  09/26/19
"oh here have a 400 calorie ALE that tastes like horse ...
Milky unhinged corner sound barrier
  09/26/19
having miller lite in your fridge is "within reason&quo...
High-end Comical Haunted Graveyard
  09/26/19
Rofl Prole
Naked Ruby Range Liquid Oxygen
  09/26/19
(weird faggot)
magenta hairraiser boltzmann
  09/26/19
your knowledge of life is limited to your freakshow cult and...
High-end Comical Haunted Graveyard
  09/26/19
...
magenta hairraiser boltzmann
  09/26/19
...
magenta hairraiser boltzmann
  09/26/19
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magenta hairraiser boltzmann
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Boyish theater stage
  09/26/19
...
Ultramarine startling parlor ceo
  09/26/19
Cot damn
cordovan principal's office headpube
  09/29/19
...
sick swashbuckling stage
  09/29/19
i always have both normal (usually PBR or Narragansett) and ...
pale glittery school cafeteria cumskin
  09/26/19
Placing bottles of sauces and condiments on the table rather...
Deranged windowlicker
  09/26/19
fine, but PROLE TELL would be having ketchup and sour cream ...
Naked Ruby Range Liquid Oxygen
  09/26/19
fair on ketchup unless it's a bbq type deal. re: sour cream,...
Deranged windowlicker
  09/26/19
Goy tell: mixing meat and milk.
Naked Ruby Range Liquid Oxygen
  09/26/19
could be vegetarian borscht and pierogies are meatless.
Deranged windowlicker
  09/26/19
But lol at having a festive meal without meat period. Un...
Naked Ruby Range Liquid Oxygen
  09/26/19
I like the implication that goy meals are per see prole.
Deranged windowlicker
  09/26/19
...
Naked Ruby Range Liquid Oxygen
  09/26/19
lol JUST LOL at the mere thought of serving a delightful boi...
Concupiscible salmon stock car rigpig
  09/26/19
Probably merely having a "dinner party" is a huge ...
Mewling volcanic crater degenerate
  09/26/19
cr. who does this?
Deranged windowlicker
  09/26/19
rofl @ rootless goyim. jews literally do this every week.
Naked Ruby Range Liquid Oxygen
  09/26/19
Being unaccommodating of all the batshit insane dietary rest...
Seedy Saffron Hissy Fit Jewess
  09/26/19
Great one, actually. Kind of a prestige tell to make a separ...
Naked Ruby Range Liquid Oxygen
  09/26/19
Playing a Kid Rock album other than Devil Without a Cause as...
curious stead elastic band
  09/26/19
...
Violent buck-toothed digit ratio immigrant
  09/26/19
Serving completely prepared food (like a pre-made charcuteri...
pea-brained spectacular public bath
  09/26/19
also, running out of duck sauce
High-end Comical Haunted Graveyard
  09/26/19
...
Ultramarine startling parlor ceo
  09/26/19
fucking nice one
pale glittery school cafeteria cumskin
  09/26/19
...
misunderstood marvelous national security agency indian lodge
  09/26/19
nothing wrong with guests volunteering to help with minimal ...
Naked Ruby Range Liquid Oxygen
  09/26/19
Bonus Jew tell: having tons of Michael Aram serveware from B...
pea-brained spectacular public bath
  09/26/19
ive never even seen this shit before. looks incredibly goyis...
Naked Ruby Range Liquid Oxygen
  09/26/19
everyone ITT needs to be gassed. Sounds like it would be hor...
aromatic maize athletic conference
  09/26/19
(guy MAF he will never try my walnut-tarragon risotto)
grizzly passionate center
  09/26/19
180. we made spiked tarragon lemonade recently
Naked Ruby Range Liquid Oxygen
  09/26/19
All of these would be tolerable if the host, after some of t...
slap-happy filthy locus milk
  09/26/19
It’s in an apartment building.
fragrant sinister multi-billionaire field
  09/26/19
You can see easily see the mess in the kitchen while seated ...
maroon contagious hell prole
  09/26/19
some people have terrible apt layouts where that kind of shi...
Naked Ruby Range Liquid Oxygen
  09/26/19
Living in an apartment after school days is prole.
irradiated pisswyrm friendly grandma
  09/26/19
"school days" lol what the fuck is this nonsense
pale glittery school cafeteria cumskin
  09/26/19
Guests are expected to bring a dish.
Deranged windowlicker
  09/26/19
...
maroon contagious hell prole
  09/26/19
OFS. how do you handle it if people ask if they can bring...
Naked Ruby Range Liquid Oxygen
  09/26/19
"just that hot little wife of yours"
Deranged windowlicker
  09/26/19
if they ask, just tell them to bring beer/wine. pretty easy...
pale glittery school cafeteria cumskin
  09/26/19
Pitted olives
multi-colored juggernaut marketing idea
  09/26/19
Truly horrible thread. Xo at its worst
very tactful sepia psychic
  09/26/19
Just lost your invite to DBG’s dinner party
maroon contagious hell prole
  09/26/19
...
Naked Ruby Range Liquid Oxygen
  09/26/19
...
magenta hairraiser boltzmann
  09/26/19
name tags on plates when only 4 people at table charger pla...
Supple son of senegal
  09/26/19
A couple people have to sit in folding chairs
Deranged windowlicker
  09/26/19
what about nice folding chairs. this kind of thing: https...
Naked Ruby Range Liquid Oxygen
  09/26/19
(guy with shitty regular chairs)
High-end Comical Haunted Graveyard
  09/27/19
really embarrassing post brother.
Deranged windowlicker
  09/27/19
dude a lot of ppl have shit like this: https://cdn10.bigcom...
Naked Ruby Range Liquid Oxygen
  09/27/19
we get it, youre a prole and hang around with other proles
magical copper meetinghouse alpha
  09/30/19
Jesus christ you prole fuck
magenta hairraiser boltzmann
  09/27/19
also i'd rather fucking die than go to an actual yuppie dinn...
pale glittery school cafeteria cumskin
  09/26/19
ortho jew shabbat dinners are all trumpmos
Naked Ruby Range Liquid Oxygen
  09/26/19
Cotdamn brother you're almost stepping on ARE Reptile's scht...
electric tattoo
  09/27/19
what's schtick? orthodox jews vote GOP and love trump.
Naked Ruby Range Liquid Oxygen
  09/27/19
Except Are Reptile IRL is a shitlib that voted for her.
sick swashbuckling stage
  09/30/19
folding/card table w/ no table cloth or even plastic coverin...
Naked Ruby Range Liquid Oxygen
  09/29/19
They put you at the kids table. Very disrespectful. It was a...
Deranged windowlicker
  09/29/19
They just misunderstood when someone said "DBG REALLY l...
sick swashbuckling stage
  09/29/19
...
Deranged windowlicker
  09/29/19
"But they said he was a pretty much a um, childphile&qu...
sick swashbuckling stage
  09/29/19
You should have been gay and snarky and been like "oh, ...
curious stead elastic band
  09/30/19
...
Naked Ruby Range Liquid Oxygen
  10/01/19


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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:19 PM
Author: Naked Ruby Range Liquid Oxygen

has to be actual shit that yuppies might do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887306)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:29 PM
Author: magenta hairraiser boltzmann

Great thread faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887383)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 6:47 PM
Author: very tactful sepia psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38891879)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:19 PM
Author: Naked Ruby Range Liquid Oxygen

store-bought salad dressing on the table

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887311)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: excitant indecent bawdyhouse goal in life

You already did this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887316)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:21 PM
Author: Naked Ruby Range Liquid Oxygen

no shit. just kicking the thread off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887318)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: excitant indecent bawdyhouse goal in life

I can’t think of any, with millennials anything goes. My rich as fuck friend will absolutely bring boxed wine anywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887331)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 12:27 PM
Author: aromatic maize athletic conference

rich as fuck and prole tells are often the same, but not things UMC yuppies do. We have covered this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889651)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Naked Ruby Range Liquid Oxygen

not having proper serving utensils

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887326)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: odious arrogant stag film

paper or throwaway plates

smoking cigs indoors

your wife gets creampied by muscle bound stud in shitter before dessert

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887330)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:24 PM
Author: Naked Ruby Range Liquid Oxygen

smoking cigs indoors is an actual prole tell, not a yuppie prole tell

disposable plates is perfectly acceptable for shabbat/jew holiday meals. lots of halachic issues w sponges (squeezing) and cleaning dished on shabbat/yom tov. plus u cant run the dish washer right away so u have plates sitting around, especially if u host a dinner and a lunch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887347)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:29 PM
Author: magenta hairraiser boltzmann

Shut up fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887385)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:33 PM
Author: Ultramarine startling parlor ceo

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887408)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:33 PM
Author: Puce den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887411)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:36 PM
Author: Naked Ruby Range Liquid Oxygen

cant smoke on shabbat, anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887429)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 12:00 PM
Author: Laughsome orange coffee pot sanctuary

why are you bringing up shabbat stuff when OP is asking about yuppie proles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889503)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 12:29 PM
Author: aromatic maize athletic conference

Professors and other intellectuals aren't usually "prole"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889660)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Naked Ruby Range Liquid Oxygen

putting soda / juices on the table

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887332)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:23 PM
Author: excitant indecent bawdyhouse goal in life

Yuppies don’t do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887341)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:25 PM
Author: Naked Ruby Range Liquid Oxygen

jews do it often at shabbat meals. REALLY prole. i judge anyone who has that shit at their table.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887352)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:25 PM
Author: excitant indecent bawdyhouse goal in life

Like 2 liters?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887356)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:27 PM
Author: Naked Ruby Range Liquid Oxygen

yeah 2L soda or "diet" soda, packaged lemonade, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887374)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:29 PM
Author: excitant indecent bawdyhouse goal in life

Disgusting, should be confined to the drinks table with some booze

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887380)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:30 PM
Author: Naked Ruby Range Liquid Oxygen

tbf, ive never seen a "drinks table." even if people have a buffet table, whatever drinks people are serving (waters, booze, juice, sodas) is always on the table

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887393)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:32 PM
Author: magenta hairraiser boltzmann

When the turdskins fuck your wife where do you keep refreshments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887401)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:33 PM
Author: excitant indecent bawdyhouse goal in life

? A separate area for various punch bowls, little glass things with the nozzles and some decorations is standard yuppie behavior

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887406)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:34 PM
Author: magenta hairraiser boltzmann

You're being aspie as fuck itt why are you engaging this dipshit kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887414)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:34 PM
Author: excitant indecent bawdyhouse goal in life

I’m bored, faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887418)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:35 PM
Author: magenta hairraiser boltzmann

enjoy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887424)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:35 PM
Author: Naked Ruby Range Liquid Oxygen

for a booze party sure. but for a dinner party? what's in all these containers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887425)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:36 PM
Author: excitant indecent bawdyhouse goal in life

Sangrias and wine punches and faggy girl drinks, possibly martini materials are arranged besides them

And who the fuck doesn’t drink at a dinner party?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887435)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:38 PM
Author: Naked Ruby Range Liquid Oxygen

i didn't say people don't drink at a dinner party. just saying it's odd that someone would make more than one specialty cocktail for a dinner party, as opposed to a drinking party.

we always have wine, hard liquor, and one specialty cocktail.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887440)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:40 PM
Author: excitant indecent bawdyhouse goal in life

Among the goyim it would be considered rude for each woman to fail to bring some faggy drink if her own in addition to the hosts offerings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887457)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:42 PM
Author: Naked Ruby Range Liquid Oxygen

wtf rly. not a bottle of wine/booze?

how do u even transport that shit... deal with spilling... deal with breakable glassware... keep it cold but not have ice inside it melt.. etc. sounds retarded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887470)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:44 PM
Author: excitant indecent bawdyhouse goal in life

Also options but it adds up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887483)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:45 PM
Author: Naked Ruby Range Liquid Oxygen

wait what adds up? u can get a $10 bottle of wine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887487)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:46 PM
Author: excitant indecent bawdyhouse goal in life

I mean the total amount of things, if even two girls bring a punch or some shit you need a separate booze spread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887503)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:28 PM
Author: Naked Ruby Range Liquid Oxygen

not putting out napkins.

not serving some kind of water (flat or seltzer).

putting out a brita pitcher for water (buy a $5 jug for it)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887379)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:30 PM
Author: soggy twinkling uncleanness garrison

Do paper towels count?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887389)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:32 PM
Author: Naked Ruby Range Liquid Oxygen

using paper towels as napkins would be a prole tell. but i've been to shabbat meals where no napkin of any sort is served. i feel like none of the other savage jews even notice. or they dont wanna embarrass the host. i always politely ask.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887400)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 7:48 PM
Author: diverse unholy office famous landscape painting

I don't understand why there is an assumption that Jews can't be proles.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38892089)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:30 PM
Author: magenta hairraiser boltzmann

(weird fag)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887394)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:30 PM
Author: Low-t Pit

ITT: a man with OCD talks to himself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887386)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:43 PM
Author: Naked Ruby Range Liquid Oxygen

this thread is now in the top 10 of the past 24 hrs!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887478)



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Date: November 17th, 2019 7:35 PM
Author: soggy twinkling uncleanness garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#39132249)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:31 PM
Author: High-end Comical Haunted Graveyard

having it in a shithole MFH apartment with no dishwasher

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887395)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:32 PM
Author: Appetizing institution

How bad do these Jewish dinners smell?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887403)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:34 PM
Author: Naked Ruby Range Liquid Oxygen

the food? usually decent to very good

the people? after walking in summer heat to shul and back, not so good

the toilet bowls after jewesses go in there? ask james joyce jr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887419)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:36 PM
Author: magenta hairraiser boltzmann

lmao great post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887428)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:36 PM
Author: Puce den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887438)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:39 PM
Author: Naked Ruby Range Liquid Oxygen

only the real ultraorthos are stinky. normal jews wont stink more than anyone else exposed to the same conditions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887451)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:41 PM
Author: magenta hairraiser boltzmann

This happened to be the feast of Yom Kippur, so they were all collected in a large, wooden building, which they called a synagogue. It behooved General Eisenhower to make a speech to them. We entered the synagogue, which was packed with the greatest stinking bunch of humanity I have ever seen. When we got about halfway up, the head rabbi, who was dressed in a fur hat similar to that worn by Henry VIII of England and in a surplice heavily embroidered and very filthy, came down and met the General…. The smell was so terrible that I almost fainted and actually about three hours later lost my lunch as the result of remembering it…. Of course, I have seen them since the beginning and marveled that beings alleged to be made in the form of God can look the way they do or act the way they act.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887466)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:57 PM
Author: magical copper meetinghouse alpha

ive been on a transatlantic flight next to some very stinky black hat jews, was awful, had to move

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887571)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 7:19 PM
Author: Supple son of senegal

youve never taken a flight out of Cairo, then youd know about stink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38891969)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:32 PM
Author: magenta hairraiser boltzmann

Party is hosted by kikes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887405)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:33 PM
Author: magenta hairraiser boltzmann

Host wife has fucked multiple turdskins

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887409)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 10:53 AM
Author: Mewling volcanic crater degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889165)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 6:44 PM
Author: Boyish theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38891863)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:40 PM
Author: Cerebral foreskin station

putting crusted up panties they stole from a foreign couchsurfer on the dinner table

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887458)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 12:01 PM
Author: Laughsome orange coffee pot sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889508)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:41 PM
Author: Naked Ruby Range Liquid Oxygen

not putting out knives.

how do these savages eat with a fork only?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887461)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:45 PM
Author: red location

Serving chilled red wine with dinner

Serving beer with dinner (in the case of yuppies, some bullshit hoppy IPA grog with a punny name)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887489)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:46 PM
Author: Naked Ruby Range Liquid Oxygen

cr re beer.

re chilled red wine, a girly sweet sugary low alcohol wine is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887501)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:50 PM
Author: excitant indecent bawdyhouse goal in life

Red wine should be very lightly chilled you prole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887525)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:53 PM
Author: Naked Ruby Range Liquid Oxygen

learned something new. prole tell?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887535)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 11:01 PM
Author: excitant indecent bawdyhouse goal in life

Learning is prole, knowing is prestigious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887592)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 8:47 AM
Author: obsidian orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38888548)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 12:02 PM
Author: Laughsome orange coffee pot sanctuary

only the bluest of bloods truly grok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889513)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 10:57 PM
Author: magical copper meetinghouse alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887573)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 11:06 PM
Author: red location

Red wine should be served around 68*. Your home should be 68*. Only a prole would have some hotbox 75* home because "the electric bill!"

Further, having a home at 68* acts as a prole detector: provincial rubes of Southern European extraction and various other equatorial ne'er do wells will complain about how "cold" it is, and BINGO -- they might as well just slap on a wolf-howling-at-the-moon shirt because you've got a prole in the flesh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887624)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 11:14 PM
Author: Self-centered Arousing Travel Guidebook

68 is dumb as shit lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887703)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 11:18 PM
Author: red location

(Outted as a Sicilian peasant farmer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887720)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 11:15 PM
Author: Naked Ruby Range Liquid Oxygen

if the house is at 68, is liquid inside a thick glass bottle at 68? wouldnt it be a few degrees higher

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887709)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 6:05 AM
Author: irradiated pisswyrm friendly grandma

Date: September 25th, 2019 11:15 PM

Author: Bobby Birdshit, The Prole Goy Mr. Fix It (✡️)

if the house is at 68, is liquid inside a thick glass bottle at 68? wouldnt it be a few degrees higher

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38888341)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 5:23 PM
Author: Mewling volcanic crater degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38891390)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 5:24 PM
Author: Mewling volcanic crater degenerate

He didn't mention that he leaves it by the windowsill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38891395)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 10:38 AM
Author: Frum dilemma messiness

LMAO I thought Jews were supposed to be high IQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889067)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 11:10 AM
Author: magenta hairraiser boltzmann

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889269)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 11:14 AM
Author: sick swashbuckling stage

lmao, explain why you thought this would be the case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889289)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 12:24 PM
Author: magenta hairraiser boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889625)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 2:13 PM
Author: magenta hairraiser boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38890254)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 5:07 PM
Author: magenta hairraiser boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38891299)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 5:46 PM
Author: magenta hairraiser boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38891520)



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Date: October 16th, 2019 11:28 PM
Author: Know-it-all Sadistic Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38989650)



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Date: November 17th, 2019 7:32 PM
Author: bateful henna abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#39132239)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 12:12 PM
Author: High-end Comical Haunted Graveyard

you may be dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889562)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 6:46 PM
Author: Boyish theater stage

don't you claim to be some high-IQ STEMlord? i get why you're a lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38891872)



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Date: September 27th, 2019 12:38 AM
Author: sick swashbuckling stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38893393)



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Date: September 27th, 2019 1:21 PM
Author: magenta hairraiser boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38895829)



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Date: October 17th, 2019 1:18 PM
Author: Deranged windowlicker

Everyone is piling on here as if they are scientists who can explain why you are wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38991803)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 12:06 PM
Author: pea-brained spectacular public bath

62-68. I fine 63-64 is ideal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889530)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: sick swashbuckling stage

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38890421)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 7:55 PM
Author: pale glittery school cafeteria cumskin

depends on how chilled we're talking.

most people would be better off drinking red wine cooler than they normally do and white wine warmer than they normally do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38892158)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 11:10 PM
Author: Buff talented whorehouse goyim

(Larry David looking for new season 10 plots)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887662)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 11:11 PM
Author: Naked Ruby Range Liquid Oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887670)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 11:24 PM
Author: floppy bat shit crazy point hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887771)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 11:11 PM
Author: pearl provocative mood

Jewish surname/face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887674)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 9:59 AM
Author: Naked Ruby Range Liquid Oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38888845)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 10:02 AM
Author: Milky unhinged corner sound barrier

lack of beer. blah blah blah--its not "fancy" beer so we dont stock a miller-bud-michelob, etc beer. but they invited people who drink just that and dont want your wine or to get drunk or nurse a watered down whiskey all night. as a host you are supposed to make your guests comfortable. if you dont want to appease the low brow beer crowd, dont invite them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38888859)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 10:05 AM
Author: Naked Ruby Range Liquid Oxygen

You're supposed to make your guests comfortable within reason by catering to the majority preference. Just as you wouldn't knock yourself out to cater to a faggot gluten free vegan you wouldn't bother with Prole beer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38888872)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 10:15 AM
Author: red location

*places loose Marlboro Reds on a serving tray*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38888925)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 10:17 AM
Author: Naked Ruby Range Liquid Oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38888935)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 10:44 AM
Author: swollen old irish cottage

*has to declare they weren't hand rolled*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889106)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 10:50 AM
Author: Milky unhinged corner sound barrier

"oh here have a 400 calorie ALE that tastes like horse piss"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889139)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 12:12 PM
Author: High-end Comical Haunted Graveyard

having miller lite in your fridge is "within reason" you werido faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889559)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 12:17 PM
Author: Naked Ruby Range Liquid Oxygen

Rofl Prole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889582)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 12:24 PM
Author: magenta hairraiser boltzmann

(weird faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889627)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 12:31 PM
Author: High-end Comical Haunted Graveyard

your knowledge of life is limited to your freakshow cult and your "friends" who don't actually like you or have anything in common with you besides being part of the same cult. the best part of their night is talking shit about you afterwards regardless of what beer you have. lol at calling yourselves "yuppies" like you are actual people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889678)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 1:11 PM
Author: magenta hairraiser boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889905)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 1:11 PM
Author: magenta hairraiser boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889906)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 2:13 PM
Author: magenta hairraiser boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38890256)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 6:46 PM
Author: Boyish theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38891875)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 8:03 PM
Author: Ultramarine startling parlor ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38892230)



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Date: September 29th, 2019 9:53 PM
Author: cordovan principal's office headpube

Cot damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38906306)



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Date: September 29th, 2019 9:56 PM
Author: sick swashbuckling stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38906319)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 7:45 PM
Author: pale glittery school cafeteria cumskin

i always have both normal (usually PBR or Narragansett) and faggy beer (think local or fancy IPAs). plus red and white wine and normal booze.

my last party/cookout i had two cases of suarez cans. great stuff!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38892073)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 10:52 AM
Author: Deranged windowlicker

Placing bottles of sauces and condiments on the table rather than having them in small serving dishes. e.g. ketchup and sour cream.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889154)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 10:55 AM
Author: Naked Ruby Range Liquid Oxygen

fine, but PROLE TELL would be having ketchup and sour cream on your table in any form.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889173)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 11:01 AM
Author: Deranged windowlicker

fair on ketchup unless it's a bbq type deal. re: sour cream, what if i'm serving borscht or homemade pierogies?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889212)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 11:03 AM
Author: Naked Ruby Range Liquid Oxygen

Goy tell: mixing meat and milk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889232)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 11:05 AM
Author: Deranged windowlicker

could be vegetarian borscht and pierogies are meatless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889247)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 11:07 AM
Author: Naked Ruby Range Liquid Oxygen

But lol at having a festive meal without meat period.

Unless you serve Mexican there's not really any good dairy only meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889257)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 11:55 AM
Author: Deranged windowlicker

I like the implication that goy meals are per see prole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889482)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 11:58 AM
Author: Naked Ruby Range Liquid Oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889496)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 7:33 PM
Author: Concupiscible salmon stock car rigpig

lol JUST LOL at the mere thought of serving a delightful boiled tilapia a-la-crock and not providing your guest(s) a large carafe of catsup sauce on the table. were you raised in a fucking barn or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38892019)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 10:54 AM
Author: Mewling volcanic crater degenerate

Probably merely having a "dinner party" is a huge prole tell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889166)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 10:55 AM
Author: Deranged windowlicker

cr. who does this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889172)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 10:56 AM
Author: Naked Ruby Range Liquid Oxygen

rofl @ rootless goyim. jews literally do this every week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889178)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 10:57 AM
Author: Seedy Saffron Hissy Fit Jewess

Being unaccommodating of all the batshit insane dietary restrictions of your guests

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889188)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 11:02 AM
Author: Naked Ruby Range Liquid Oxygen

Great one, actually. Kind of a prestige tell to make a separate gluten free challah for one faggot, shit like that. We would never do so though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889219)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 11:01 AM
Author: curious stead elastic band

Playing a Kid Rock album other than Devil Without a Cause as dinner party music

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889217)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 12:00 PM
Author: Violent buck-toothed digit ratio immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889505)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 12:19 PM
Author: pea-brained spectacular public bath

Serving completely prepared food (like a pre-made charcuterie tray or shrimp and cocktail sauce tray). 2x prole if it is served in the plastic you bought it in.

Not having enough matching glasses or silverware.

Non-cloth napkins; not having cocktail sized napkins for hors d’oeuvres.

Not knowing the names of cheeses you are serving.

Using TTT trivets for hot food.

Not decanting wine/pouring it from the bottle right into a glass. And as someone said above, not pouring juice or water into a pitcher.

Not having mixers or lemons/limes for cocktails.

Allowing guests to clear their own plates or do any sort of cleaning. Or to go into your fridge to get their own drinks.

Running out of ice.

Not having utensils that match the serveware (like an heirloom silver serving bowl with an ultra modern CB2 spoon in it).

No bowls for olive pits if olives are served.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889593)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 12:33 PM
Author: High-end Comical Haunted Graveyard

also, running out of duck sauce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889683)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 1:11 PM
Author: Ultramarine startling parlor ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889911)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 7:46 PM
Author: pale glittery school cafeteria cumskin

fucking nice one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38892079)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 8:06 PM
Author: misunderstood marvelous national security agency indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38892260)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 1:10 PM
Author: Naked Ruby Range Liquid Oxygen

nothing wrong with guests volunteering to help with minimal tasks. like if serving soup, it's fine if someone volunteers to shuttle soup bowls to the table while the host ladels them out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889899)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 12:21 PM
Author: pea-brained spectacular public bath

Bonus Jew tell: having tons of Michael Aram serveware from Bloomingdale’s wedding registry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889606)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 1:06 PM
Author: Naked Ruby Range Liquid Oxygen

ive never even seen this shit before. looks incredibly goyishe / fake fancy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889881)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 12:42 PM
Author: aromatic maize athletic conference

everyone ITT needs to be gassed. Sounds like it would be horrible to go to any of your "parties" what faggots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889731)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 12:53 PM
Author: grizzly passionate center

(guy MAF he will never try my walnut-tarragon risotto)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38889807)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 2:14 PM
Author: Naked Ruby Range Liquid Oxygen

180. we made spiked tarragon lemonade recently

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38890262)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 3:44 PM
Author: slap-happy filthy locus milk

All of these would be tolerable if the host, after some of the unnecessary people leave, brings out an 8ball for dessert

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38890779)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 3:54 PM
Author: fragrant sinister multi-billionaire field

It’s in an apartment building.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38890829)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 5:09 PM
Author: maroon contagious hell prole

You can see easily see the mess in the kitchen while seated at the dining table

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38891314)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 5:53 PM
Author: Naked Ruby Range Liquid Oxygen

some people have terrible apt layouts where that kind of shit is unavoidable. thankfully, we don't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38891556)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 7:02 PM
Author: irradiated pisswyrm friendly grandma

Living in an apartment after school days is prole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38891924)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 7:56 PM
Author: pale glittery school cafeteria cumskin

"school days" lol what the fuck is this nonsense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38892168)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 5:09 PM
Author: Deranged windowlicker

Guests are expected to bring a dish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38891315)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 5:15 PM
Author: maroon contagious hell prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38891352)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 5:51 PM
Author: Naked Ruby Range Liquid Oxygen

OFS.

how do you handle it if people ask if they can bring something?

if we're close with them and we KNOW they like to cook and actually WANT to make something and TRUST them, we take on their offer if they offer to bring something and coordinate dishes w them. e.g., one close friend is basically a trust fund kid who could be a professional chef and is always cooking shit.

otherwise if ppl offer to bring something we say "thanks but we're all set" and hope they bring wine rather than something we don't want to serve like package cookies. if they insist on bringing something, we might say "wine is appreciated."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38891545)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 7:23 PM
Author: Deranged windowlicker

"just that hot little wife of yours"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38891984)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 7:47 PM
Author: pale glittery school cafeteria cumskin

if they ask, just tell them to bring beer/wine. pretty easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38892082)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 6:38 PM
Author: multi-colored juggernaut marketing idea

Pitted olives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38891839)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 6:52 PM
Author: very tactful sepia psychic

Truly horrible thread. Xo at its worst

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38891902)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 7:09 PM
Author: maroon contagious hell prole

Just lost your invite to DBG’s dinner party

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38891944)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 9:44 PM
Author: Naked Ruby Range Liquid Oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38892814)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 9:00 PM
Author: magenta hairraiser boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38892603)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 7:14 PM
Author: Supple son of senegal

name tags on plates when only 4 people at table

charger plates, like what is

buns in a wicker basket

themed center piece like pumpkins and orange fall things and leaves

...just a sec, im opening the family gathering albums of pics



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38891957)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 7:25 PM
Author: Deranged windowlicker

A couple people have to sit in folding chairs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38891994)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 9:43 PM
Author: Naked Ruby Range Liquid Oxygen

what about nice folding chairs. this kind of thing:

https://www.amazon.com/Mity-Lite-Flex-One-Folding-Chair/dp/B005PJ0VJQ/ref=zg_bs_3734151_40?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=N1JDGPBKYBAAAHHD21AK

they're more comfortable than our regular chairs and look nice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38892812)



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Date: September 27th, 2019 1:33 PM
Author: High-end Comical Haunted Graveyard

(guy with shitty regular chairs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38895920)



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Date: September 27th, 2019 1:37 PM
Author: Deranged windowlicker

really embarrassing post brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38895941)



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Date: September 27th, 2019 1:40 PM
Author: Naked Ruby Range Liquid Oxygen

dude a lot of ppl have shit like this:

https://cdn10.bigcommerce.com/s-sile9ko/products/102/images/455/PFC_W_500x500__25151.1426955327.500.659.jpg?c=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38895959)



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Date: September 30th, 2019 11:58 AM
Author: magical copper meetinghouse alpha

we get it, youre a prole and hang around with other proles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38908068)



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Date: September 27th, 2019 1:37 PM
Author: magenta hairraiser boltzmann

Jesus christ you prole fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38895946)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 7:53 PM
Author: pale glittery school cafeteria cumskin

also i'd rather fucking die than go to an actual yuppie dinner party, listening to faggots whine about trump and talk about getting their 2 year old into the best pre-k in the city.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38892149)



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Date: September 26th, 2019 9:44 PM
Author: Naked Ruby Range Liquid Oxygen

ortho jew shabbat dinners are all trumpmos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38892815)



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Date: September 27th, 2019 1:24 AM
Author: electric tattoo

Cotdamn brother you're almost stepping on ARE Reptile's schtick in this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38893505)



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Date: September 27th, 2019 1:56 AM
Author: Naked Ruby Range Liquid Oxygen

what's schtick? orthodox jews vote GOP and love trump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38893591)



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Date: September 30th, 2019 10:08 AM
Author: sick swashbuckling stage

Except Are Reptile IRL is a shitlib that voted for her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38907616)



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Date: September 29th, 2019 6:05 PM
Author: Naked Ruby Range Liquid Oxygen

folding/card table w/ no table cloth or even plastic covering

literally had this yesterday on shabbat. was fucking prole as fuck. their whole meal was awful. not going back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38905445)



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Date: September 29th, 2019 6:55 PM
Author: Deranged windowlicker

They put you at the kids table. Very disrespectful. It was a not so subtle message they they don't want you there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38905574)



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Date: September 29th, 2019 9:42 PM
Author: sick swashbuckling stage

They just misunderstood when someone said "DBG REALLY likes kids."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38906235)



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Date: September 29th, 2019 9:58 PM
Author: Deranged windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38906340)



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Date: September 29th, 2019 10:01 PM
Author: sick swashbuckling stage

"But they said he was a pretty much a um, childphile"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38906358)



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Date: September 30th, 2019 8:53 AM
Author: curious stead elastic band

You should have been gay and snarky and been like "oh, I thought this was a dinner party. Didn't realize we'd be playing bridge first."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38907426)



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Date: October 1st, 2019 11:01 PM
Author: Naked Ruby Range Liquid Oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38916245)