Venkatesh, do you have brown eyes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351831&forum_id=2#38891462)

SUPERIOR ANGLO CULTURE DURR DURR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351831&forum_id=2#47575823)

This is the implicit question that J. T. Tran has posed to a roomful of Yale undergraduates at a master’s tea at Silliman College. His answer is typically Asian: practice. Tran is a pickup artist who goes by the handle Asian Playboy. He travels the globe running “boot camps,” mostly for Asian male students, in the art of attraction. Today, he has been invited to Yale by the Asian-American Students Alliance.

“Creepy can be fixed,” Tran explains to the standing-room-only crowd. “Many guys just don’t realize how to project themselves.” These are the people whom Tran spends his days with, a new batch in a new city every week: nice guys, intelligent guys, motivated guys, who never figured out how to be successful with women. Their mothers had kept them at home to study rather than let them date or socialize. Now Tran’s company, ABCs of Attraction, offers a remedial education that consists of three four-hour seminars, followed by a supervised night out “in the field,” in which J. T., his assistant Gareth Jones, and a tall blonde wing-girl named Sarah force them to approach women. Tuition costs $1,450.

“One of the big things I see with Asian students is what I call the Asian poker face—the lack of range when it comes to facial expressions,” Tran says. “How many times has this happened to you?” he asks the crowd. “You’ll be out at a party with your white friends, and they will be like—‘Dude, are you angry?’ ” Laughter fills the room. Part of it is psychological, he explains. He recalls one Korean-American student he was teaching. The student was a very dedicated schoolteacher who cared a lot about his students. But none of this was visible. “Sarah was trying to help him, and she was like, ‘C’mon, smile, smile,’ and he was like …” And here Tran mimes the unbearable tension of a face trying to contort itself into a simulacrum of mirth. “He was so completely unpracticed at smiling that he literally could not do it.” Eventually, though, the student fought through it, “and when he finally got to smiling he was, like, really cool.”

Tran continues to lay out a story of Asian-American male distress that must be relevant to the lives of at least some of those who have packed Master Krauss’s living room. The story he tells is one of Asian-American disadvantage in the sexual marketplace, a disadvantage that he has devoted his life to overturning. Yes, it is about picking up women. Yes, it is about picking up white women. Yes, it is about attracting those women whose hair is the color of the midday sun and eyes are the color of the ocean, and it is about having sex with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351831&forum_id=2#47576036)

*accuses NYUUG of being "repetitive*

*gets TRIGGERED when NYUUG bumps trillions of threads about the same cumskin topics*

*is xoxo cumskin*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351831&forum_id=2#47576039)

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5444565&forum_id=2#47348929

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351831&forum_id=2#47576236)

of course cumskins love to draw invisible lines in some bizarre attempt at korean-style ethnic nationalism - laughable "one drop rule", etc. - but it falls apart due to internal inconsistency

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351831&forum_id=2#47619257)