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Wife *only* refers to pussy in public as her "axe wound" or "slut slot."

I get that sometimes, in dynamic conversation, you've got to...
Excitant Wine Patrolman Trailer Park
  09/27/19
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twinkling cowardly shrine
  09/27/19
did you get married to dogshit?
Judgmental Idiot
  09/27/19
Nah, just a little one-note, and a tad rough around the edge...
Excitant Wine Patrolman Trailer Park
  09/27/19
she (i.e. dogshit) was a really crass poster girl from way b...
Judgmental Idiot
  09/27/19
dogshit was 180000000
Motley wild den alpha
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Alcoholic silver gaming laptop
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Marvelous mustard school cafeteria jewess
  09/27/19
lmao
cream jap sneaky criminal
  09/27/19
Dear Abby
Puce Overrated Indian Lodge
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provocative pervert field
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Peach Haunting Halford
  05/03/25
love box, more like mold jar
orchid sadistic karate
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passionate space volcanic crater
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Excitant Wine Patrolman Trailer Park
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Date: September 27th, 2019 1:14 AM
Author: Excitant Wine Patrolman Trailer Park

I get that sometimes, in dynamic conversation, you've got to bring up your love box. But when past girlfriends would talk about their stench trench they'd use tasteful, or at the very least clinical, terminology, whereas when the wife decides to bust out her latest story about her sideways sloppy joe she only ever uses those two descriptors. I've tried to talk to her about it from the angle that it's inartfully repetitive language to not switch it up a little when discussing her panty hamster, but she tells me to "lighten up if [I] want in [her] Tinderbox tonight."

Am I wrong to care about how my wife talks about what is, after all, *her* peter heater, not mine? Should I just ask her to not talk so much about her jigaboo canoe when we're out with our friends?

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Date: September 27th, 2019 1:19 AM
Author: twinkling cowardly shrine



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Date: September 27th, 2019 1:20 AM
Author: Judgmental Idiot

did you get married to dogshit?

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Date: September 27th, 2019 1:32 AM
Author: Excitant Wine Patrolman Trailer Park

Nah, just a little one-note, and a tad rough around the edges for my tastes, when holding court and dishing it out about the ol' fur burger.

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Date: September 27th, 2019 1:40 AM
Author: Judgmental Idiot

she (i.e. dogshit) was a really crass poster girl from way back in the day (she's probably like 60 now, or at least would look it).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4352104&forum_id=2#38893544)



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Date: September 27th, 2019 7:19 AM
Author: Motley wild den alpha

dogshit was 180000000

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Date: September 27th, 2019 1:41 AM
Author: Alcoholic silver gaming laptop



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Date: September 27th, 2019 7:43 AM
Author: Marvelous mustard school cafeteria jewess



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Date: September 27th, 2019 7:57 AM
Author: cream jap sneaky criminal

lmao

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Date: September 27th, 2019 8:00 AM
Author: Puce Overrated Indian Lodge

Dear Abby

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Date: September 27th, 2019 9:58 AM
Author: provocative pervert field



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Date: May 3rd, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: Peach Haunting Halford



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Date: September 27th, 2019 9:16 AM
Author: orchid sadistic karate

love box, more like mold jar

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Date: September 27th, 2019 9:34 AM
Author: passionate space volcanic crater



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Date: May 3rd, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: Excitant Wine Patrolman Trailer Park



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