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Wife *only* refers to pussy in public as her "axe wound" or "slut slot."

I get that sometimes, in dynamic conversation, you've got to...
Territorial cyan theater stage ratface
  09/27/19
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Rose step-uncle's house
  09/27/19
did you get married to dogshit?
arousing indecent property
  09/27/19
Nah, just a little one-note, and a tad rough around the edge...
Territorial cyan theater stage ratface
  09/27/19
she (i.e. dogshit) was a really crass poster girl from way b...
arousing indecent property
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dogshit was 180000000
Federal Generalized Bond Death Wish
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swashbuckling rehab
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stirring institution
  09/27/19
lmao
Walnut fortuitous meteor corner
  09/27/19
Dear Abby
Glittery crotch reading party
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wine chad
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multi-colored electric furnace
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love box, more like mold jar
kink-friendly gunner location
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Date: September 27th, 2019 1:14 AM
Author: Territorial cyan theater stage ratface

I get that sometimes, in dynamic conversation, you've got to bring up your love box. But when past girlfriends would talk about their stench trench they'd use tasteful, or at the very least clinical, terminology, whereas when the wife decides to bust out her latest story about her sideways sloppy joe she only ever uses those two descriptors. I've tried to talk to her about it from the angle that it's inartfully repetitive language to not switch it up a little when discussing her panty hamster, but she tells me to "lighten up if [I] want in [her] Tinderbox tonight."

Am I wrong to care about how my wife talks about what is, after all, *her* peter heater, not mine? Should I just ask her to not talk so much about her jigaboo canoe when we're out with our friends?

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Date: September 27th, 2019 1:19 AM
Author: Rose step-uncle's house



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Date: September 27th, 2019 1:20 AM
Author: arousing indecent property

did you get married to dogshit?

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Date: September 27th, 2019 1:32 AM
Author: Territorial cyan theater stage ratface

Nah, just a little one-note, and a tad rough around the edges for my tastes, when holding court and dishing it out about the ol' fur burger.

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Date: September 27th, 2019 1:40 AM
Author: arousing indecent property

she (i.e. dogshit) was a really crass poster girl from way back in the day (she's probably like 60 now, or at least would look it).

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Date: September 27th, 2019 7:19 AM
Author: Federal Generalized Bond Death Wish

dogshit was 180000000

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Date: September 27th, 2019 1:41 AM
Author: swashbuckling rehab



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Date: September 27th, 2019 7:43 AM
Author: stirring institution



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Date: September 27th, 2019 7:57 AM
Author: Walnut fortuitous meteor corner

lmao

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Date: September 27th, 2019 8:00 AM
Author: Glittery crotch reading party

Dear Abby

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Date: September 27th, 2019 9:58 AM
Author: wine chad



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Date: May 3rd, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: multi-colored electric furnace



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Date: September 27th, 2019 9:16 AM
Author: kink-friendly gunner location

love box, more like mold jar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4352104&forum_id=2#38894230)



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Date: September 27th, 2019 9:34 AM
Author: Hairless Station Boltzmann



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Date: May 3rd, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: Territorial cyan theater stage ratface



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