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Date: April 8th, 2020 11:07 PM Author: mahogany stead giraffe don't think this one has been posted on the bort
I'm drunk as I'm typing this. Got only 3 hours of sleep last night. Was out at 2 different rooftop parties last night and got home at 4 AM. Tonight me and like 50 of my classmates went to an all you can eat sushi restaurant and did multiple rounds of sake bombs. We were screaming "sake sake sake bomb!" and then pounded the table hard enough so that the sake shot glasses fell into our cups of japanese beer. We also played drinking games at the restaurant and were shouting and clapping. The other customers looked at us in amusement, but we simply didn't care. To us, it was normal MBA bonding. After that we went to a classmate's penthouse apartment with a nice balcony overlooking the city. He hired a professional DJ and bartenders, open bar! It was packed and a fucking awesome party.
Tomorrow is back to reality since I need to actually do some school work and get ready for recruiting. But stuff like this are extremely common, and we are already discussing our travel plans for the winter. South Africa, Hong Kong/Singapore, St. Bart's, etc., are all on the table.
Business school fucking ROCKS!!! I laugh at people who insist that college (4 years of having to stress about grades, not having money, being surrounded by immature insecure shitheads, drinking shitty domestic beer) is more fun than business school. I guess ignorance is bliss for these people. |
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Date: April 8th, 2020 11:20 PM Author: amber bbw In college your grades actually matter. And I can't speak for others, but I did not have money in college since my parents were working-class. In business school, I do just enough work to get by and don't have to worry AT ALL about my grades. Almost no one is competitive when it comes to academics, so we all just chill and have a good time. And since I have more money now, I can splurge once in a while on cool trips. For example, I just came back from a trip to Rio de Janeiro with 60 of my classmates: sightseeing, getting bottles at upscale nightclubs, lavish sushi and steak dinners, etc. It was pretty cool, and on the plane ride back home, I thought to myself, "Wow. This is so much more fun than college on every level."
Simply put, business school is the FUCKING SHIT. Imagine having sex with a really hot girl while on cocaine. Then multiply that feeling by 100, and you will get an idea of how awesome b-school is. |
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Date: April 8th, 2020 11:22 PM Author: Talented voyeur juggernaut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4502927&forum_id=2#39973405) |
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Date: April 8th, 2020 11:22 PM Author: razzle bronze cumskin with 60 of my classmates (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4502927&forum_id=2#39973407) |
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Date: April 8th, 2020 11:22 PM Author: mahogany stead giraffe this one is even better but i swear i've seen the hot girl while on cocaine line used here before (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4502927&forum_id=2#39973415) |
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Date: April 8th, 2020 11:26 PM Author: amber bbw Bullet points:
1. You didn't get laid. 2. No girl would ever look at you, destroying your theory and years of trolling about how a MBA would be killing it with the ladies. 3. The reason some people had a blast in college is because of #1. One day you might make it to a Somalian whorehouse and get laid and post endlessly about how much you and the hookers "bonded" and it's the "best time of your life". 4. You seem extremely sober at 3am and what's even more pathetic is that your first and only highlight of the night is posting on WSO, a message board that is 90% undergrad college kids who are too busy getting laid and "bonding" to refute your inane stories. |
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Date: April 8th, 2020 11:20 PM Author: sienna stimulating azn kitchen The other customers looked at us in amusement, but we simply didn't care.
lol at this ESL fever dream |
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Date: April 8th, 2020 11:21 PM Author: Adventurous cheese-eating jew set Business school fucking ROCKS!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4502927&forum_id=2#39973400) |
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Date: April 8th, 2020 11:21 PM Author: burgundy galvanic range Something really fucking funny about autistically explaining the concept of a sake bomb (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4502927&forum_id=2#39973403) |
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Date: April 8th, 2020 11:28 PM Author: Very tactful temple “But stuff like this are extremely common, and we are already discussing our travel plans for the winter.”
Lol is he actually ESL?
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Date: April 9th, 2020 12:09 AM Author: curious iridescent twinkling uncleanness We were screaming "sake sake sake bomb!" and then pounded the table hard enough so that the sake shot glasses fell into our cups of japanese beer. We also played drinking games at the restaurant and were shouting and clapping. The other customers looked at us in amusement, but we simply didn't care. To us, it was normal MBA bonding. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4502927&forum_id=2#39973686) |
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Date: April 9th, 2020 12:13 AM Author: razzle bronze cumskin how do you envision the shouting and clapping? I think of a bunch of circus seals squawking and waving their flippers around. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4502927&forum_id=2#39973713) |
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