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drunkard used to chat w/ him at 3 am, right?
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If I recall correctly they were kindred spirits.
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reading comp? he was across from Wachtell
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poor RC?
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Date: May 14th, 2020 1:41 PM
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Date: May 14th, 2020 2:16 PM
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they only hire the best of the best

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Date: May 14th, 2020 2:17 PM
Author: Coiffed big business firm

*Wachtell bros training montage as memories of Dae Han flash in their eyes*

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Date: May 14th, 2020 3:03 PM
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Date: May 14th, 2020 2:19 PM
Author: Bipolar stage immigrant

403-1218--Dan Neff's office #. Call him & ask. Tell him xo sent you.

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Date: May 14th, 2020 3:03 PM
Author: Orange zippy reading party pervert

Huge Giants fan and NFL generally - get him going and it's at least 45 mins before you're hanging up.

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Date: May 14th, 2020 3:08 PM
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"Yes?"

'Hey Dan, it's me, Leo.'

"Who?"

'Leo Lenin. From Autoadmit.'

"What's Autoadmit?"

'It's this racist--strike that. We're homosexual--'

"Listen, I don't have time--"

'Just hear me out. AutoAdmit is a community of lawyers, okay?'

"Like the ABA?"

'Yes, exactly. Just like the ABA, except we're heavily online. Practitioners from around the country are on our platform, constantly.'

"If you want an interview, you're going to have to go through our media team."

'I'm not trying to interview you. We're trying to understand your secret sauce. Everyone looks up to you.'

{laughter} "Do you know how many years people have been trying to understand Wachtell's secret sauce?' You're asking why the Mona Lisa's nose is just so. Even if I told you, you're not going to replicate it. No one can anymore. It was a unique confluence of factors that were there at the beginning and have carried us through, including in times like these. Good enough? I have a call I need--"

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"I'm going to say it one more time. It can't be done. It's an uncrackable code. Give it up kid, go call Faiza at Cravath if you want a long spiel about all their 'plus factors'--she'll blow smoke up your ass for a good hour or two."

'I don't want Faiza. I want you.'

{sighing} "Look, are you in New York?"

'Sure, I can be.'

"Did you say you're homosexual?"

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Date: May 14th, 2020 3:27 PM
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like the ABA, except we're heavily online

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Date: May 14th, 2020 5:28 PM
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https://www.wlrk.com/attorney/daneff/

https://www.cravath.com/fsaeed/

both managing partners at their respective firms.

another tidbit - looks like each was on the other side of the Anadarko/Oxy deal. lol. Faiza should have advised against.

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Date: May 15th, 2020 6:47 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2#40217056)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 6:55 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2#40217102)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 7:40 PM
Author: curious laser beams house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2#40217298)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 8:21 PM
Author: painfully honest fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2#40217496)



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Date: May 16th, 2020 4:11 AM
Author: Idiotic appetizing office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2#40219036)



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Date: May 16th, 2020 7:51 AM
Author: Beady-eyed therapy indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2#40219239)



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Date: July 14th, 2020 9:38 PM
Author: aquamarine abnormal heaven gaping

jesus christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2#40609417)



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Date: June 29th, 2021 5:44 PM
Author: odious public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2#42706658)



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Date: June 29th, 2021 5:49 PM
Author: razzmatazz bawdyhouse

laugh every time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2#42706684)



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Date: November 30th, 2021 8:28 PM
Author: metal dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2#43535832)



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Date: January 29th, 2024 9:42 PM
Author: metal dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2#47344840)



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Date: January 29th, 2024 9:43 PM
Author: lime tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2#47344846)



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Date: January 29th, 2024 9:44 PM
Author: Obsidian Nibblets Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2#47344850)



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Date: September 8th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: supple church building pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2#48064360)



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Date: September 8th, 2024 9:46 PM
Author: Deep Cruel-hearted Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2#48064365)



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Date: September 8th, 2024 9:47 PM
Author: mahogany step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2#48064370)



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Date: September 8th, 2024 9:48 PM
Author: angry native famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2#48064373)



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Date: September 8th, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: curious laser beams house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2#48064388)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 12:05 PM
Author: Deep Cruel-hearted Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2#49063225)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 2:31 PM
Author: Aqua mexican set

The services rendered are among the best services I've ever seen rendered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2#40209024)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 2:32 PM
Author: Titillating Incel Feces

They really know how to draft indemnity clauses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2#40209037)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 2:55 PM
Author: clear shaky mad cow disease

I've heard the word "majesty" thrown around with respect to their drafting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2#40209188)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 2:58 PM
Author: Doobsian Site Volcanic Crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2#40209205)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 3:01 PM
Author: clear shaky mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2#40209226)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 3:05 PM
Author: lascivious pit

been co-defendants with wlrk shitigators on several m&a lit matters. their work product is no different than any other good biglaw firm.

at the lower biglaw firms, you REALLY start to see a drop-off in quality. some attorneys at those firms are solid. others would be more suited for shitlaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2#40209252)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 3:18 PM
Author: Bipolar stage immigrant

being a litigator at Wachtell is like being a goy at a brit milah; you're there and you'll be tolerated fine enough but you're not the intended audience and frankly it's not so clear why you've shown up. Wachtell thinks they're the best of the best because of their transactional work; it's the m&a &c folks who view themselves as the big swinging dicks of the legal world, with some justification. On the litigation side you're much more likely to get that "we're the best of the best and fuck you" from a Covington or Cravath or Kirkland litigator than someone at Wachtell, ime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2#40209333)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 3:21 PM
Author: magenta multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2#40209349)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 3:23 PM
Author: lascivious pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2#40209353)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 3:34 PM
Author: lavender fragrant kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2#40209418)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 4:43 PM
Author: cracking wine resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2#40209831)



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Date: June 29th, 2021 5:51 PM
Author: motley sick chapel

I wonder what it's like to work at Kirkland, or Cravath

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2#42706695)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 3:25 PM
Author: 180 rambunctious orchestra pit sound barrier

I am a close observer of m&a lit and I think WLRK is the best. Like, if I was a director facing concerning breach of fiduciary duty claims I would want them representing me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2#40209362)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 3:29 PM
Author: magenta multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2#40209394)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 6:56 PM
Author: Erotic zombie-like stag film

That client's name? Donald J. Trump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2#40210574)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: bateful genital piercing electric furnace

Damn good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2#40209274)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 3:10 PM
Author: Deranged partner

Worked across from them on a few deals. Much better than some K&E douchebag.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2#40209293)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 3:13 PM
Author: razzle theatre

I've been opposite them. It's the same as everyone else's.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2#40209310)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 3:14 PM
Author: motley sick chapel

https://news.bloomberglaw.com/business-and-practice/wall-street-nightmare-alive-as-kirkland-poaches-from-wachtell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2#40209313)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 3:16 PM
Author: razzle theatre

lol @ calling a jew-firm like Wachtell "white shoe"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2#40209322)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 3:24 PM
Author: lascivious pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2#40209359)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 3:34 PM
Author: motley sick chapel

what kind of shoes do jews wear? do they even wear shoes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2#40209415)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 3:34 PM
Author: lascivious pit

jews would never wear white shoes. hard to return bc they get dirty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2#40209422)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 3:43 PM
Author: Deep Cruel-hearted Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2#40209461)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 7:43 PM
Author: Seedy Talking Senate Gay Wizard

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2#40210819)



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Date: September 8th, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: curious laser beams house

*Criminally* underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2#48064393)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 3:48 PM
Author: razzle theatre

See these white shoes? They mean jews not welcome.

Seriously, white shoe means wasps only no Jews allowed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2#40209499)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 4:37 PM
Author: magenta multi-billionaire

what firm would billy "white shoes" johnson work at?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2#40209787)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 5:31 PM
Author: hairless peach idea he suggested

hello-fellow-white shoe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2#40210169)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 4:45 PM
Author: Mind-boggling coral national sex offender

they know what's market on everything without even needing to take the 30 seconds to look at ABA model slides!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2#40209848)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 4:46 PM
Author: Bisexual dark weed whacker church

my company uses them for some stuff and it seems like normal biglaw work product to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2#40209858)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 4:48 PM
Author: hyperactive legend gas station

Depends on practice area. Lol at people in here talking about cap markets and litigation. Wlrks bread and better is M&A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2#40209872)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 5:09 PM
Author: razzle theatre

OH HAI MARTY!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2#40210024)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 5:09 PM
Author: Deranged partner

I did some M&A deals across from them. Partner on my side was a big swinging dick you have heard of and a total asshole. He would get irate all the time because the senior associate leading the deal on the other side pwned him calmly and coolly all the time. I hated the partner so enjoyed it.

It was still pretty hellish though because WLRK team would turn heavy markups back in like a day. Fuckers never seemed to get fatigued.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2#40210025)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 5:14 PM
Author: lascivious pit

>>a big swinging dick you have heard of and a total asshole

tbf, (xo 2020 doesnt even know who marty lipton is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2#40210052)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 5:27 PM
Author: magenta multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2#40210151)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 8:13 PM
Author: 180 rambunctious orchestra pit sound barrier

drunkard used to chat w/ him at 3 am, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2#40210997)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 9:22 PM
Author: Bistre Multi-colored Ratface Half-breed

If I recall correctly they were kindred spirits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2#40211408)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 5:39 PM
Author: Coiffed big business firm

reading comp? he was across from Wachtell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2#40210196)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 5:55 PM
Author: lascivious pit

poor RC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2#40210283)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 6:19 PM
Author: Coiffed big business firm

i meant he was across from wachtell. but, poor reading comp by you either way?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2#40210383)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 6:20 PM
Author: lascivious pit

i know he was across from wachtell. the point is that, (xo 2020 hasnt even heard of marty lipton, so they haven't heard of his BSD partner who was across from wachtell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2#40210387)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 6:26 PM
Author: Coiffed big business firm

ok, fine. poor reading comp by me. your use of the word "even" gives some slight credibility to your contention you were arguing bla bla balla blah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2#40210415)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 5:18 PM
Author: Topaz Flickering Giraffe

Sounds pretty fun and exhilarating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2#40210085)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 7:48 PM
Author: Deranged partner

PEAK BIGLAW BABY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2#40210841)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 5:21 PM
Author: motley sick chapel

they are consummate professionals and untrollable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2#40210106)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 5:25 PM
Author: 180 rambunctious orchestra pit sound barrier

cr -my experience has been that they have no hyper-aggressive assholes (which are very common in other top firms) and instead are extremely polite and reasonable. a lot of firms will fight you to the death over shit that doesn't matter. with wlrk shit almost seems too nice and easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2#40210132)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 5:28 PM
Author: Violent yellow coffee pot

give an EXAMPLE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2#40210158)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 6:00 PM
Author: Brilliant Unholy Meetinghouse Halford

9.2 and the way it works with 7.6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2#40210303)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 5:29 PM
Author: magenta multi-billionaire

are they RELENTLESS yet also CREATIVE??

https://kasowitz.com/ (the xo thread on this website redesign is one of my fav threads ever)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2#40210160)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 5:39 PM
Author: lascivious pit

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2#40210198)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 6:34 PM
Author: self-absorbed floppy stock car round eye

looks like they're trying to sell workout supplements

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2#40210453)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 7:46 PM
Author: Deranged partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2#40210830)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 7:10 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone dragon

That’s not true. When I was a first year, I was across a wlrk partner on an NDA negotiation. I did my firm’s standard markup per the guide we were given. Wlrk partner calls me several hours later at like 9pm, blasts me for my heavy markup and tells me to redo the whole thing or else he’s not going to bother reviewing. He didn’t care that my client was an important PE firm vying to acquire his client company. I was still shaking as I wrote an email to my client, suggesting we should just go ahead and accept their original draft.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2#40210646)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 7:17 PM
Author: magenta multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2#40210687)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 7:23 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone dragon

Nope, tranny. It’s not common except for NDAs where my firm let 1st years run it w/o supervision

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2#40210717)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 7:49 PM
Author: Splenetic Newt Parlour

Flame, no way any firm let’s a first year do this with zero supervision

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2#40210846)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 7:54 PM
Author: Deranged partner

In an auction first years do it on sell side. But agreed usually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2#40210866)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 7:49 PM
Author: Deranged partner

Lol out the partner this is an amusing anecdote.

I've outted partners I hate. AK-47 is a real piece of work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2#40210845)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 8:29 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone dragon

I couldn’t be sure, it’s been over a decade

Someone like this dude maybe https://www.wlrk.com/attorney/jrcammaker/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2#40217525)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 7:45 PM
Author: Deranged partner

Cr. Usual bullshit tactics didnt faze them at all.

It was 180 watching the asshole partner get enraged at this like 7th year asian girl running circles around him while casually browsing Saks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2#40210827)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 6:38 PM
Author: Aqua mexican set

"bread and better"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2#40210474)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 7:26 PM
Author: soul-stirring library cuckoldry

aren't they more or less just rent seeking dweebs at this point. they've developed enough cache (like McKinsey) so that CEOs know they can't get fired for hiring Wachtell, but their work is nothing special (like McKinsey).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2#40210730)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: Diverse bat shit crazy jap

I worked across from them on some capital markets transactions, which was weird. They were assertive but out of their element, wasting a lot of time asking for off market/oddball stuff. I assume much stronger when working on M&A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2#40210858)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 7:55 PM
Author: magenta multi-billionaire

Out of their element? Unless they don't actually have a dedicated cap markets department and they had M&A people moonlighting on a cap markets transaction, I'd assume they're generally as competent and experienced as most other v20 firms in the area.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2#40210868)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 8:04 PM
Author: Diverse bat shit crazy jap

Sorry, this was tax group at WLRK. I’m sure they spend most of their time on M&A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2#40210919)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 7:57 PM
Author: autistic shrine

Capital markets is TTT as fuck brej

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2#40210876)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 9:10 PM
Author: motley sick chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2#40211344)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 7:56 PM
Author: Spectacular alpha school cafeteria

They are both super smart and grinders. Incredibly productive. And they are really lean so the associate sort of does the work of an associate team at another firm. So they are in the weeds which can be helpful to crossing all the Ts.

But do they know anything a cravath lawyer doesn’t know? Of course not.

I do think they are trained to always push for one thing totally off market. Like they always push one thing hard to make it a fight. Otherwise public M&A just goes by a script.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2#40210871)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 7:58 PM
Author: Deranged partner

Public M&A is boring. Just measuring who read more precedents basically.

not that PE is "fun" but still.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2#40210883)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 7:59 PM
Author: magenta multi-billionaire

THOSE AREN'T COMPARABLE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2#40210887)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 8:09 PM
Author: lime tank

(bro crafting exquisite indemnities)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2#40210972)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 9:17 PM
Author: chartreuse area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2#40211385)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 10:39 PM
Author: ultramarine main people

I did a secondment at a place that used them, along with several other firms including my own. Their work wasn’t any better but they were noticeably more responsive and customer service oriented.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2#40211826)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 11:38 PM
Author: 180 rambunctious orchestra pit sound barrier

what do you mean by "customer service oriented"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2#40212146)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 11:40 PM
Author: Contagious parlor old irish cottage

blowjobs for everyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2#40212156)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 6:54 PM
Author: Beady-eyed therapy indian lodge

*calls DLA Piper to ask a question about Section 14(b)(iii)*

"Thank you for calling DLA Piper. A customer service lawyer will be with you momentarily. Your call is of paramount importance to THE FIRM and will be answered in the order received."

*1999 MIDI version of Pachelbel's Canon in D Major plays as hold music for 45 minutes*

"Thank you for calling DLA Piper. This is Vanessa Goldstein-Li JD Esq. speaking. How may I help you today?"

"Uh, yes, I'm calling from one of your clients. Could you explain whether the negative covenant in Section 14(b)(iii) prevents the seller from issuing a hiring bonus to a salesperson if they are hired after the effective date of the purchase agreement?"

"Have you tried restarting your document?"

"I should have gone to Wachtell."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2#40217094)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 7:13 PM
Author: lascivious pit



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Date: May 16th, 2020 9:22 AM
Author: autistic shrine



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Date: September 8th, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: Deep Cruel-hearted Theater



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Date: May 15th, 2020 6:41 PM
Author: Beady-eyed therapy indian lodge

When the average biglawyer responds to emails at 11 PM on a Friday night within minutes of receipt, how can you be more responsive?

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Date: May 15th, 2020 8:20 PM
Author: magenta multi-billionaire

average biglawyer responds "We will look into this this weekend. sent from my iPhone."

At Wachtell, you'll have a full on fucking memo on the question at the crack of dawn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2#40217487)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 8:42 PM
Author: Splenetic Newt Parlour



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Date: May 15th, 2020 10:31 PM
Author: Beady-eyed therapy indian lodge

Any other job: "I'll check this on Monday."

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Date: May 16th, 2020 9:24 AM
Author: Deranged partner

Written by strangely calm associates fully suited the entire night and morning

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Date: May 16th, 2020 3:27 PM
Author: ultramarine main people

exactly

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Date: May 16th, 2020 9:26 AM
Author: Iridescent out-of-control crotch

Greenwald practiced law in the litigation department at Wachtell, Lipton, Rosen & Katz from 1994 to 1995.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4534232&forum_id=2#40219441)



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Date: July 14th, 2020 9:27 PM
Author: painfully honest fortuitous meteor

Bump per somsones request

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I heard they hire schizophrenic gayniggers, so it must be top notch

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