Date: June 27th, 2020 1:57 PM Author: territorial nursing home
ok, back home and got the thinkpad fired up, so here's the writeup. fucked prole stylist number one on monday. met her off tinder. epitome of prole hot (although 'hot' may be a bit of a stretch): blonde with tacky dyed accents, tats, deep fake tan, lil thick, huuuge tits, single mom of a little kid, rented house in cheap housing tract that she shares with kid and other stylist (neither of whom were there on monday).
she texts me last night to come over. it was close to 11 and her rural 'burb is about a 30 min drive away, so almost didn't go; but grouped it up and headed over. as i get out of car and head up the driveway two gals head out. one is a prole hot brunette, super drunk, who introduces herself as the roommate. apparently the two roomies had just gotten back from getting tatted together (lol), and this sloppy drunk bitch was pulling down her shirt to show me the awful rose tat she'd gotten on her breast. anyway, roommate and other, busted looking chick drive off to go to a bar.
i go into house and get down with the blonde. start fucking in the kitchen, fuck on the stairs, finish up in the bedroom. afterwards we go back down to the kitchen. she's in a dress with nothing underneath, and im in a tshirt and boxers. it's getting pretty late and i don't wanna spend the night there, but the blonde had previously told me that she and her roommate can get 'flirty' when they've both been drinking, so i decide to hang around, have some drinks, and see what happens when the roommate gets back.
roommate finally gets back, but the busted, annoying third chick (BATC) comes in with her. blonde and I are sitting on one side of kitchen counter while roommate and BATC stand on the other. (oh, the blondes bra, which I took off earlier in the kitchen is laying right there on the counter). BATC is having some drawn out text convo with her gamer bf about whether to come over, and roommate is having some should I/shouldn't i discussion about whether she should go with BATC. im getting annoyed with this, so i start fingering blonde under the counter and biting her neck. eventually the smell off pussy and the low groans are enough to drive off BATC and, i guess, make roommate decide to stay around (btw, later i learn roommate had previously fucked BATC's ex-husband; unclear whether that happened prior to or post divorce).
when roommate comes back from seeing BATC out the front door, i have blonde's tit out and am making out with her. roommate just hangs out on the other side of the counter, kind of pretending like she's texting with people, but mostly just watching. blonde keeps telling roommate to "play with us", but roommate keeps talking about her mind's on some dude named "josh" or something; but she keeps standing watching while I finger blonde and blonde pulls out my cock through my shorts.
eventually, i think fuck this, and take blonde upstairs to fuck, but leave the door open. i bring out the big thrusts right way to make sure she moans loudly right off the bat for the roommate to hear. sure enough, within about five minutes the roommate is standing at the edge of the bed watching. i just keep going and pretty soon the roommate is making out with the blonde, and sucking on her tits, and pulling down her shirt to get her tits sucked. blonde asks her to join, but roommate says she just really wants to watch. lol. i grope roommate while im fucking blonde and pretty soon roomate says "I need you to fuck me" and pulls off all her clothes. from there we fuck in a variety configurations (i fucked both raw, btw). they didn't eat each others pussies, which was kind of a bummer, but did rub each other's clits.
at some point it comes to where i'm fucking the blonde missionary and the roommate is saying in a really put-on porn type voice "Yeah come in her, I want to eat your cum out of her pussy". I don't know whether that puts too much pressure on me, or the room's too hot (there's a fan set up in the window, but it's not doing much; I don't even know if this place has central AC), or what, but I can't come. I lay back and they both suck my cock but I still can't come. finally i give up and they lie on either side of me, each with one of my arms around them, and we just chill. once i've cooled down and regrouped, i tell them to give me a handjob, and they jointly do that till i come. afterwards, the blonde dips her finger into load i shot on my stomach and feeds it to her roommate and to herself.
we fall asleep in that position. around 7am the roommate gets up and stumbles off to her room. i get up a little later and blonde and i go downstairs. i rifle through the kitchen for something to eat, and the cupboards are filled with absolute junk--cookies, candy, frosting, chips. finally settle on a s'more poptart, which i assume is for blonde's 5yo, but wouldn't bet on it. also grab an uncooled blue gatorade for my hangover, and hit the road
Date: June 27th, 2020 8:40 PM Author: fishy duck-like mother
classic ... NOT FLAME .. you forgot that... but this doesn't read like flame at all. Well done. Thank you for sharing. Please keep the hits coming. Who's pussy felt better?
Date: June 27th, 2020 8:45 PM Author: fishy duck-like mother
so... when i've had threesomes.. the moment sometimes gets the best of me and I eat out the butthold and ask to get my butthold and balls licked while I pump away ... did you do any of this? Were you too drunk for round two?
Date: June 27th, 2020 8:48 PM Author: territorial nursing home
it was already my round 2 for the night, and probably past 3am so i didn’t have much left in the tank. didn’t do any of that. did have roommate lay under blonde (who was in hands and knees) and made her squirt all over roommate
Date: June 27th, 2020 5:17 PM Author: territorial nursing home
omg, yes. front room full of shoes, day old pizza box on the cheap glass dining table. the 2nd floor landing area by the stairs was littered with broken toys and some infomercial type full body exercise rack. blondes room was “decorated” with white christmas lights on the ceiling, giant tv on the dresser (bigger than the one in living room that had been carefully mounted and angled toward the kitchen, for optimal pandora navigation), walls full of shit oil paintings she made, and a moat of rumpled clothes surrounding the bed
Date: June 27th, 2020 8:17 PM Author: territorial nursing home
been thinking about why this tickles me so much. i think this is it. i grew up in proletown and had been in many a house like that and had fucked with a lot of garbage women like that as a teenager. so navigating that scene last night was like blowing on a nes cartridge you mastered as a kid but haven’t played in 20 years. once the game starts, you immediately remember exactly how to play—every jump, every secret, every boss pattern. last night i *knew*, like a muscle memory, how that roommate would behave when she got home, and even though i’ve never been in *that* kitchen, i knew without a shadow of doubt one of those cupboards would have a a bunch of prole colored gatorade
Date: June 29th, 2020 1:29 AM Author: territorial nursing home
yes, i am. i use tinder. most important thing is identifying exactly what youre looking for. i approach it as an exercise in distressed investing, not value investing. i look for chicks that have objective characteristics that would make them undervalued on the dating/sexual market, but have subjective indicia that i'd have a really fucking good time with them. when i see them, i 'super like' them; then i'm really aggressive and upfront about my physical attraction to them. be warned: this game is not good for your mental health/soul, and should only be played in moderation.