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“This got me furious bros.”
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who was it who did all these chilmata parodies?
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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:50 PM
Author: misanthropic electric field crotch

Yeah I'm banned from all San Diego county locations but I figured with the mask requirement i could get away with it. Drove my Dodge Charger up to Carlsbad and went to their location up there off Rancho Santa Fe blvd. Its a chill drive with some nice scenery. Anyway I brought my cart up to the stand and started loading my stuff on the carousel as the customer in front paid. The customer noticed and angrily said "can you please keep his items 6 feet from mine". I informed her that I'm a lawyer and the 6 feet rule applies to people, not bags of arugula. Then the cashier butted in and said "sir please keep your items in your cart until asked." This got me furious bros. I doubled down and started piling my shit on there at rapid speed. The clerk then grabbed my container of almond milk and threw it into my cart, spilling it everywhere. I lost it, i got into horse stance and told her exactly what would happen next if she didnt back off. She tried to put my wifes cocoa butter & extra large tampons back in the cart and I roundhouse kicked her face shield right off her head. I made no contact with her head so legally I know I'm in the clear. I left and went to Stater Bros and did my shopping there where I'm appreciated.

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Date: July 16th, 2020 6:13 PM
Author: galvanic know-it-all orchestra pit internal respiration



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Date: August 7th, 2020 3:46 PM
Author: charcoal multi-colored school cafeteria



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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:57 PM
Author: out-of-control wonderful tattoo indirect expression

180! Especially liked the legal analysis.

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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:15 PM
Author: cowardly persian locus



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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:58 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:58 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:59 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:59 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:03 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:04 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:04 PM
Author: nubile vivacious coldplay fan garrison



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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:08 PM
Author: supple principal's office incel



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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:08 PM
Author: supple principal's office incel



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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:12 PM
Author: idiotic gunner hell



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Date: July 15th, 2020 5:32 PM
Author: Motley violent love of her life rehab

I drive a Challenger not a Charger.

I don’t eat arugula or almond milk.

It was a crescent kick.

The rest of the story is true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4585549&forum_id=2#40613846)



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Date: July 15th, 2020 5:55 PM
Author: At-the-ready pungent turdskin lay



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Date: July 15th, 2020 5:59 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:00 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:09 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:12 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:22 PM
Author: racy buck-toothed doctorate fortuitous meteor

Lost it at extra large tampons

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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:26 PM
Author: Appetizing sick shrine legend

“This got me furious bros.”

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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:23 PM
Author: Exhilarant milky parlor

I miss Stater Bros, actually. One of the few things from California I do miss.

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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:25 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Theater



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Date: July 16th, 2020 10:39 AM
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Date: July 16th, 2020 10:40 AM
Author: lascivious messiness property



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Date: July 16th, 2020 10:40 AM
Author: Clear cuckold



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Date: July 16th, 2020 10:42 AM
Author: Splenetic charismatic wagecucks

the 6 feet rule applies to people, not bags of arugula

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4585549&forum_id=2#40617007)



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Date: July 16th, 2020 12:24 PM
Author: Medicated slap-happy state philosopher-king



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Date: July 16th, 2020 1:22 PM
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Date: July 16th, 2020 1:24 PM
Author: lascivious messiness property



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Date: July 16th, 2020 6:14 PM
Author: lascivious messiness property



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Date: July 17th, 2020 11:35 AM
Author: lascivious messiness property



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Date: August 7th, 2020 3:42 PM
Author: cream piazza



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Date: August 7th, 2020 3:45 PM
Author: Chartreuse bateful address

180

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Date: August 7th, 2020 3:49 PM
Author: supple principal's office incel



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Date: August 11th, 2020 12:48 PM
Author: odious gas station karate

🚨 🚨 🚨 sprouts trending on twitter rn🚨🚨🚨

https://twitter.com/tmztucson/status/1293006090548817921?s=21

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Date: January 13th, 2021 1:19 PM
Author: misanthropic electric field crotch



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Date: January 13th, 2021 12:15 PM
Author: Comical umber shitlib pisswyrm



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Date: January 13th, 2021 1:22 PM
Author: Exciting Crimson Theater Stage



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Date: January 13th, 2021 1:25 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Point Friendly Grandma

Laughed at this a dozen times now

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Date: February 10th, 2021 9:52 PM
Author: misanthropic electric field crotch



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Date: February 10th, 2021 9:53 PM
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Date: February 19th, 2021 11:51 PM
Author: Motley violent love of her life rehab

This is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4585549&forum_id=2#41977864)



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Date: February 19th, 2021 11:54 PM
Author: Exciting Crimson Theater Stage



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Date: October 6th, 2022 4:57 PM
Author: Comical umber shitlib pisswyrm



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Date: October 6th, 2022 4:59 PM
Author: beady-eyed black skinny woman



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Date: October 6th, 2022 5:00 PM
Author: provocative orchid antidepressant drug



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Date: October 6th, 2022 5:00 PM
Author: cerebral crusty hospital tank

who was it who did all these chilmata parodies?

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Date: October 6th, 2022 5:05 PM
Author: misanthropic electric field crotch

Me

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Date: September 27th, 2023 1:38 PM
Author: provocative orchid antidepressant drug

flw

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Date: October 6th, 2022 5:01 PM
Author: bistre 180 den



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Date: October 6th, 2022 5:24 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Point Friendly Grandma

I think about "got into horse stance" pretty regularly and it cracks me the fuck up. This is a 180 thread and best of breed chillmata parody.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4585549&forum_id=2#45291568)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:17 AM
Author: Marvelous cruel-hearted faggot firefighter



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:26 AM
Author: misanthropic electric field crotch



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Date: September 27th, 2023 1:37 PM
Author: Comical umber shitlib pisswyrm



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 4:28 AM
Author: misanthropic electric field crotch



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 5:30 AM
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Date: May 22nd, 2025 8:31 AM
Author: Frisky mildly autistic brunch



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