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Karate kicked the face shield right off female Sprouts cashier (chilmata)

Yeah I'm banned from all San Diego county locations but I fi...
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180! Especially liked the legal analysis.
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“This got me furious bros.”
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I miss Stater Bros, actually. One of the few things from Cal...
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the 6 feet rule applies to people, not bags of arugula 180
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Laughed at this a dozen times now
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This is hilarious.
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who was it who did all these chilmata parodies?
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Me
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flw
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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:50 PM
Author: glittery fishy public bath

Yeah I'm banned from all San Diego county locations but I figured with the mask requirement i could get away with it. Drove my Dodge Charger up to Carlsbad and went to their location up there off Rancho Santa Fe blvd. Its a chill drive with some nice scenery. Anyway I brought my cart up to the stand and started loading my stuff on the carousel as the customer in front paid. The customer noticed and angrily said "can you please keep his items 6 feet from mine". I informed her that I'm a lawyer and the 6 feet rule applies to people, not bags of arugula. Then the cashier butted in and said "sir please keep your items in your cart until asked." This got me furious bros. I doubled down and started piling my shit on there at rapid speed. The clerk then grabbed my container of almond milk and threw it into my cart, spilling it everywhere. I lost it, i got into horse stance and told her exactly what would happen next if she didnt back off. She tried to put my wifes cocoa butter & extra large tampons back in the cart and I roundhouse kicked her face shield right off her head. I made no contact with her head so legally I know I'm in the clear. I left and went to Stater Bros and did my shopping there where I'm appreciated.

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Date: July 16th, 2020 6:13 PM
Author: Deranged Twinkling Uncleanness



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Date: August 7th, 2020 3:46 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:57 PM
Author: Odious Crotch Ladyboy

180! Especially liked the legal analysis.

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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:15 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:58 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:59 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:59 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:03 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:04 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:08 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:12 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 5:32 PM
Author: Silver deer antler

I drive a Challenger not a Charger.

I don’t eat arugula or almond milk.

It was a crescent kick.

The rest of the story is true.

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Date: July 15th, 2020 5:55 PM
Author: light racy national security agency



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Date: July 15th, 2020 5:59 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:00 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:09 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:12 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:22 PM
Author: fragrant insane orchestra pit

Lost it at extra large tampons

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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:26 PM
Author: salmon idiot goyim

“This got me furious bros.”

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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:23 PM
Author: my dog can log into xo more often than I can (and he's not even a poaster!)

I miss Stater Bros, actually. One of the few things from California I do miss.

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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:25 PM
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Date: July 16th, 2020 10:40 AM
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Date: July 16th, 2020 10:40 AM
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Date: July 16th, 2020 10:42 AM
Author: excitant brass dopamine

the 6 feet rule applies to people, not bags of arugula

180

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Date: July 16th, 2020 12:24 PM
Author: garnet faggot firefighter



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Date: July 16th, 2020 1:22 PM
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Date: July 16th, 2020 1:24 PM
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Date: July 16th, 2020 6:14 PM
Author: contagious orchid sneaky criminal



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Date: July 17th, 2020 11:35 AM
Author: contagious orchid sneaky criminal



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Date: August 7th, 2020 3:42 PM
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Date: August 7th, 2020 3:45 PM
Author: ponyboy curtis

180

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Date: August 7th, 2020 3:49 PM
Author: bisexual dilemma dog poop



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Date: August 11th, 2020 12:48 PM
Author: Gay Psychic Field

🚨 🚨 🚨 sprouts trending on twitter rn🚨🚨🚨

https://twitter.com/tmztucson/status/1293006090548817921?s=21

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Date: January 13th, 2021 1:19 PM
Author: glittery fishy public bath



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Date: January 13th, 2021 12:15 PM
Author: Slate drunken queen of the night parlor



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Date: January 13th, 2021 1:22 PM
Author: faglord



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Date: January 13th, 2021 1:25 PM
Author: Soul-stirring maniacal corner elastic band

Laughed at this a dozen times now

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Date: February 10th, 2021 9:52 PM
Author: glittery fishy public bath



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Date: February 10th, 2021 9:53 PM
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Date: February 19th, 2021 11:51 PM
Author: Silver deer antler

This is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4585549&forum_id=2#41977864)



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Date: February 19th, 2021 11:54 PM
Author: faglord



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Date: October 6th, 2022 4:57 PM
Author: Slate drunken queen of the night parlor



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Date: October 6th, 2022 4:59 PM
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Date: October 6th, 2022 5:00 PM
Author: Crawly sienna liquid oxygen messiness



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Date: October 6th, 2022 5:00 PM
Author: jet disgusting trump supporter

who was it who did all these chilmata parodies?

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Date: October 6th, 2022 5:05 PM
Author: glittery fishy public bath

Me

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Date: September 27th, 2023 1:38 PM
Author: Crawly sienna liquid oxygen messiness

flw

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Date: October 6th, 2022 5:01 PM
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Date: October 6th, 2022 5:24 PM
Author: Soul-stirring maniacal corner elastic band

I think about "got into horse stance" pretty regularly and it cracks me the fuck up. This is a 180 thread and best of breed chillmata parody.

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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:17 AM
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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:26 AM
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Date: September 27th, 2023 1:37 PM
Author: Slate drunken queen of the night parlor



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 8:31 AM
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