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Date: January 29th, 2021 8:55 AM Author: Maize stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41849133) |
Date: January 29th, 2021 8:58 AM Author: galvanic university coldplay fan what's the deal with coronavirus? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41849142) |
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Date: January 29th, 2021 8:58 AM Author: Trip Lodge Cuck "george is det"
"that's ok. just invite neuman."
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Date: January 29th, 2021 9:01 AM Author: Cerise fiercely-loyal home knife Kramer would be a fraud virus no mask bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41849155) |
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Date: January 29th, 2021 9:02 AM Author: Trip Lodge Cuck he would be imprisoned for live niggerthreading. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41849164) |
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Date: January 29th, 2021 9:03 AM Author: hyperventilating piazza Bob Sacomano would hook him up w some black market HCQ that has terrible side effects (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41849172) |
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Date: January 29th, 2021 9:25 AM Author: Maize stage Lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41849302) |
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Date: January 29th, 2021 9:28 AM Author: sienna floppy mood locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41849325) |
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Date: January 29th, 2021 10:09 AM Author: slate marvelous chapel main people (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41849587) |
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Date: January 29th, 2021 9:27 AM Author: Maize stage Peterman disappears into Africa (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41849311) |
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Date: January 29th, 2021 10:01 AM Author: hyperventilating piazza Elaine is left to design masks for the catalog. She goes with a "vintage" plague mask look. It does not sell well. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41849538) |
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Date: January 29th, 2021 9:29 AM Author: Cerise fiercely-loyal home knife George would sit at home terrified and lose his shit when Frank brings a mask less Kramer and the Maestro over to play pool. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41849337) |
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Date: January 29th, 2021 10:09 AM Author: slate marvelous chapel main people (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41849582) |
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Date: January 29th, 2021 9:50 AM Author: Cerise fiercely-loyal home knife Jerry is dating a hottie whose mother gets sever Covid. Once jerry finds out that she visited her mother he asks Elaine whether it’s ok if he dumps her to avoid getting infected. She says he has to wait at least two weeks.
Jerry proceeds to only do “zoom dates” during this time period. |
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Date: January 29th, 2021 9:54 AM Author: Maize stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41849490) |
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Date: January 29th, 2021 12:51 PM Author: Concupiscible big-titted internal respiration Better without the zoom dates thing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41850731) |
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Date: January 29th, 2021 10:00 AM Author: Heady Indecent Shitlib Kramer in mock disbelief: "N95???? Oh no, Jerry, this is an N98xls, top of the line. There's only one factory making them." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41849532) |
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Date: January 29th, 2021 10:01 AM Author: hyperventilating piazza His hookup is Bob Sacomano, and it turns out he masks actually funnel the virus into your airways instead of repelling it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41849542) |
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Date: January 29th, 2021 10:01 AM Author: Heady Indecent Shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41849544) |
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Date: January 29th, 2021 2:28 PM Author: rusted box office boiling water Bob and Cedric confront him on the street and ask him why is he wearing a mask when they are only for healthcare workers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41851557) |
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Date: January 29th, 2021 10:07 AM Author: hyperventilating piazza Estelle: Frank, I wanna go out
Frank: Why bother? Then we have to wear masks?
Estelle: Who cares if we have to wear masks? What's the big deal?
Frank: It's too constricting. I feel uncomfortable.
Estelle: YOU feel uncomfortable?! We've been cooped up in this house for weeks!
Frank: Then YOU go for a walk! Whaddya need me for?!
Estelle: I WANT SOMEONE TO TALK TO WHILE I WALK!!
Frank: HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO TALK TO EACH OTHER WITH MASKS ON?!?! |
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Date: January 29th, 2021 10:11 AM Author: sepia address boltzmann lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41849597) |
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Date: January 29th, 2021 10:27 AM Author: Cerise fiercely-loyal home knife LMAO (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41849719) |
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Date: January 29th, 2021 10:34 AM Author: hyperventilating piazza Jerry's drinking coffee in the diner booth. George slumps into the other bench, looking haggard.
George: Well, that's the 3rd drop-off this week.
Jerry: More groceries for your parents?
George: Yep. Apparently it was CRUCIAL that my mother have more rice. "I need to make more paella" she says. They still refuse to leave the house and I'm in their "pod," so I'm stuck. Any word from your parents?
Jerry: Everything's still open there, so I hardly talk to them they're so busy.
George, bitterly: Must be nice to have parents in Florida....
Jerry, smugly sipping his coffee: Yup!
George, agitated: Well I better get going. Ma realized she's out of hand sanitizer, so I'll have to hit every store in the city to see if they have some....
Jerry, to himself as he sips his coffee and George leaves in a huff: That's a shame. |
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Date: January 29th, 2021 1:19 PM Author: Amber church fortuitous meteor 180 ty
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Date: January 29th, 2021 1:21 PM Author: Maize stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41850957) |
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Date: January 29th, 2021 11:48 AM Author: aromatic crimson tanning salon feces (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41850299) |
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Date: January 29th, 2021 12:04 PM Author: Lime Exhilarant Goyim (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41850384) |
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Date: January 29th, 2021 12:06 PM Author: Lime Exhilarant Goyim (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41850400) |
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Date: January 29th, 2021 12:11 PM Author: sienna floppy mood locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41850436) |
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Date: January 29th, 2021 12:12 PM Author: sienna floppy mood locus this is so good (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41850443) |
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Date: January 29th, 2021 1:07 PM Author: Aqua generalized bond site 180! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41850860) |
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Date: January 29th, 2021 1:19 PM Author: Maize stage good shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41850939) |
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Date: January 29th, 2021 2:30 PM Author: rusted box office boiling water (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41851563) |
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Date: May 24th, 2021 9:04 AM Author: Emerald senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#42512335) |
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Date: January 29th, 2021 10:08 AM Author: Useless Resort - Jerry asks out a girl with pretty eyes and hair, only to later discover her lower face is hideous
- George asks out a girl he meets in a Zoom meeting, only to discover she’s much less pretty in person. “She had zoom beauty, Jerry. Zoom beauty. Now I’m stuck!” |
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Date: January 29th, 2021 10:12 AM Author: charismatic fishy hell hunting ground (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41849610) |
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Date: January 29th, 2021 10:10 AM Author: hyperventilating piazza Kramer is accosted on the street by the violent gay couple for not wearing a mask
"WHO?! WHO REFUTHETH TO WEAR A MATHK?!" |
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Date: January 29th, 2021 10:15 AM Author: hyperventilating piazza *Elaine is getting ready to go out with Puddy*
Elaine: Aren't you going to wear a mask?
Puddy: Nah
Elaine: But stores and restaurants require it.
Puddy: I'll be fine.
Elaine, increasingly more agitated: Can you at least BRING one so you can wear it just in case?
Puddy: Nah, I'm good
Elaine, furious: THAT'S IT. WE'RE BREAKING UP
Puddy: Again? |
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Date: January 29th, 2021 10:26 AM Author: Heady Indecent Shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41849714) |
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Date: January 29th, 2021 10:27 AM Author: Cerise fiercely-loyal home knife (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41849722) |
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Date: January 29th, 2021 12:52 PM Author: Concupiscible big-titted internal respiration (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41850741) |
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Date: January 29th, 2021 1:08 PM Author: Aqua generalized bond site !!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41850867) |
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Date: May 24th, 2021 9:04 AM Author: Emerald senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#42512336) |
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Date: January 29th, 2021 10:21 AM Author: fantasy-prone godawful stag film yarmulke Larry David even had the chance and passed on this
https://uproxx.com/tv/curb-your-enthusiasm-season-11-post-pandemic/ |
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Date: January 29th, 2021 10:29 AM Author: Heady Indecent Shitlib George comes up with the idea of cardboard fans at Yankee games (before teams started doing it IRL)
Steinbrenner: "Cardboard? I LOVE IT!" |
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Date: January 29th, 2021 11:44 AM Author: Useless Resort He'd probably get a cardboard cutout of Elaine made, and she'd be royally pissed when her coworkers see it there on every game on tv and decide she's a Yankees superfan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41850265) |
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Date: January 29th, 2021 12:29 PM Author: idiotic ungodly water buffalo It's a cutout of a photo of her from a photo snapped for Peterman showing off a new "monsoon" look, she thinks she looks terrible but it's the one that George grabs off the coffee table at Jerry's on his way out the door. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41850589) |
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Date: January 29th, 2021 11:39 AM Author: magenta offensive ticket booth This thread is gold, Jerry. Gold! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41850235) |
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Date: January 29th, 2021 11:41 AM Author: idiotic ungodly water buffalo Elaine debates with Jerry and George about whether eating takeout in the car is a "meal date" that qualifies for sex. Elaine says no, Jerry says yes. George qualifies that if it's food you eat with utensils, it's a meal. Jerry pushes on the point of chopsticks. George is firm. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41850248) |
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Date: January 29th, 2021 1:09 PM Author: Aqua generalized bond site (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41850876) |
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Date: January 29th, 2021 11:52 AM Author: Vigorous spot Jerry: "My mail hasn't come for two days" Elaine: "Didn't you hear? Newman is in the hospital with COVID" Jerry (sarcastically): "That's a shame" |
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Date: January 29th, 2021 11:56 AM Author: Yapping Theatre these threads are always great for outting all the covert xo jews. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41850345) |
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Date: January 29th, 2021 12:19 PM Author: hyperventilating piazza Posted above but separating on its own:
Jerry's drinking coffee in the diner booth. George slumps into the other bench, looking haggard.
George: Well, that's the 3rd drop-off this week.
Jerry: More groceries for your parents?
George: Yep. Apparently it was CRUCIAL that my mother have more rice. "I need to make more paella" she says. They still refuse to leave the house and I'm in their "pod," so I'm stuck. Any word from your parents?
Jerry: Everything's still open there, so I hardly talk to them they're so busy.
George, bitterly: Must be nice to have parents in Florida....
Jerry, smugly sipping his coffee: Yup!
George, agitated: Well I better get going. Ma realized she's out of hand sanitizer, so I'll have to hit every store in the city to see if they have some....
Jerry, to himself as he sips his coffee and George leaves in a huff: That's a shame. |
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Date: January 29th, 2021 12:55 PM Author: Useless Resort The new diner set would be one of those outdoor enclosures, right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41850759) |
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Date: January 29th, 2021 1:21 PM Author: hyperventilating piazza lol damn I should have incorporated that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41850952) |
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Date: January 29th, 2021 12:56 PM Author: pearl mad cow disease brethren INTERIOR SHOT OF JERRY'S APARTMENT
Jerry is in the kitchen, washing his hands and counting to twenty.
Jerry: "fourteen, fifteen, sixt --"
The door bursts open and Kramer flies in.
Jerry: "Great, now I lost count. I need to start washing my hands again."
Kramer: "Your parents died from COVID."
*bass riff*
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