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Date: January 29th, 2021 8:55 AM Author: Outnumbered talking kitchen alpha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41849133) |
Date: January 29th, 2021 8:58 AM Author: Yellow metal karate bawdyhouse what's the deal with coronavirus? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41849142) |
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Date: January 29th, 2021 8:58 AM Author: Laughsome Rose Pit "george is det"
"that's ok. just invite neuman."
credits roll |
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Date: January 29th, 2021 9:01 AM Author: purple private investor sandwich Kramer would be a fraud virus no mask bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41849155) |
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Date: January 29th, 2021 9:02 AM Author: Laughsome Rose Pit he would be imprisoned for live niggerthreading. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41849164) |
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Date: January 29th, 2021 9:03 AM Author: Judgmental talented shrine Bob Sacomano would hook him up w some black market HCQ that has terrible side effects (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41849172) |
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Date: January 29th, 2021 9:25 AM Author: Outnumbered talking kitchen alpha Lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41849302) |
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Date: January 29th, 2021 9:28 AM Author: pungent walnut idiot location (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41849325) |
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Date: January 29th, 2021 10:09 AM Author: histrionic meetinghouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41849587) |
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Date: January 29th, 2021 9:27 AM Author: Outnumbered talking kitchen alpha Peterman disappears into Africa (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41849311) |
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Date: January 29th, 2021 10:01 AM Author: Judgmental talented shrine Elaine is left to design masks for the catalog. She goes with a "vintage" plague mask look. It does not sell well. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41849538) |
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Date: January 29th, 2021 9:29 AM Author: purple private investor sandwich George would sit at home terrified and lose his shit when Frank brings a mask less Kramer and the Maestro over to play pool. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41849337) |
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Date: January 29th, 2021 10:09 AM Author: histrionic meetinghouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41849582) |
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Date: January 29th, 2021 9:50 AM Author: purple private investor sandwich Jerry is dating a hottie whose mother gets sever Covid. Once jerry finds out that she visited her mother he asks Elaine whether it’s ok if he dumps her to avoid getting infected. She says he has to wait at least two weeks.
Jerry proceeds to only do “zoom dates” during this time period. |
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Date: January 29th, 2021 9:54 AM Author: Outnumbered talking kitchen alpha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41849490) |
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Date: January 29th, 2021 12:51 PM Author: flushed arousing field Better without the zoom dates thing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41850731) |
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Date: January 29th, 2021 10:00 AM Author: Shimmering stead mother Kramer in mock disbelief: "N95???? Oh no, Jerry, this is an N98xls, top of the line. There's only one factory making them." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41849532) |
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Date: January 29th, 2021 10:01 AM Author: Judgmental talented shrine His hookup is Bob Sacomano, and it turns out he masks actually funnel the virus into your airways instead of repelling it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41849542) |
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Date: January 29th, 2021 10:01 AM Author: Shimmering stead mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41849544) |
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Date: January 29th, 2021 2:28 PM Author: Scarlet genital piercing gaping Bob and Cedric confront him on the street and ask him why is he wearing a mask when they are only for healthcare workers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41851557) |
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Date: January 29th, 2021 10:07 AM Author: Judgmental talented shrine Estelle: Frank, I wanna go out
Frank: Why bother? Then we have to wear masks?
Estelle: Who cares if we have to wear masks? What's the big deal?
Frank: It's too constricting. I feel uncomfortable.
Estelle: YOU feel uncomfortable?! We've been cooped up in this house for weeks!
Frank: Then YOU go for a walk! Whaddya need me for?!
Estelle: I WANT SOMEONE TO TALK TO WHILE I WALK!!
Frank: HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO TALK TO EACH OTHER WITH MASKS ON?!?! |
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Date: January 29th, 2021 10:11 AM Author: Boyish half-breed gaming laptop lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41849597) |
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Date: January 29th, 2021 10:27 AM Author: purple private investor sandwich LMAO (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41849719) |
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Date: January 29th, 2021 10:34 AM Author: Judgmental talented shrine Jerry's drinking coffee in the diner booth. George slumps into the other bench, looking haggard.
George: Well, that's the 3rd drop-off this week.
Jerry: More groceries for your parents?
George: Yep. Apparently it was CRUCIAL that my mother have more rice. "I need to make more paella" she says. They still refuse to leave the house and I'm in their "pod," so I'm stuck. Any word from your parents?
Jerry: Everything's still open there, so I hardly talk to them they're so busy.
George, bitterly: Must be nice to have parents in Florida....
Jerry, smugly sipping his coffee: Yup!
George, agitated: Well I better get going. Ma realized she's out of hand sanitizer, so I'll have to hit every store in the city to see if they have some....
Jerry, to himself as he sips his coffee and George leaves in a huff: That's a shame. |
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Date: January 29th, 2021 1:19 PM Author: trip heaven 180 ty
you are talented |
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Date: January 29th, 2021 1:21 PM Author: Outnumbered talking kitchen alpha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41850957) |
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Date: January 29th, 2021 11:48 AM Author: Topaz messiness hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41850299) |
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Date: January 29th, 2021 12:04 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle mildly autistic native (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41850384) |
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Date: January 29th, 2021 12:06 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle mildly autistic native (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41850400) |
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Date: January 29th, 2021 12:11 PM Author: pungent walnut idiot location (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41850436) |
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Date: January 29th, 2021 12:12 PM Author: pungent walnut idiot location this is so good (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41850443) |
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Date: January 29th, 2021 1:07 PM Author: comical medicated hunting ground weed whacker 180! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41850860) |
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Date: January 29th, 2021 1:19 PM Author: Outnumbered talking kitchen alpha good shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41850939) |
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Date: January 29th, 2021 2:30 PM Author: Scarlet genital piercing gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41851563) |
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Date: May 24th, 2021 9:04 AM Author: multi-colored nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#42512335) |
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Date: January 29th, 2021 10:08 AM Author: indigo hairraiser crotch yarmulke - Jerry asks out a girl with pretty eyes and hair, only to later discover her lower face is hideous
- George asks out a girl he meets in a Zoom meeting, only to discover she’s much less pretty in person. “She had zoom beauty, Jerry. Zoom beauty. Now I’m stuck!” |
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Date: January 29th, 2021 10:12 AM Author: thriller market goal in life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41849610) |
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Date: January 29th, 2021 10:10 AM Author: Judgmental talented shrine Kramer is accosted on the street by the violent gay couple for not wearing a mask
"WHO?! WHO REFUTHETH TO WEAR A MATHK?!" |
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Date: January 29th, 2021 10:15 AM Author: Judgmental talented shrine *Elaine is getting ready to go out with Puddy*
Elaine: Aren't you going to wear a mask?
Puddy: Nah
Elaine: But stores and restaurants require it.
Puddy: I'll be fine.
Elaine, increasingly more agitated: Can you at least BRING one so you can wear it just in case?
Puddy: Nah, I'm good
Elaine, furious: THAT'S IT. WE'RE BREAKING UP
Puddy: Again? |
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Date: January 29th, 2021 10:26 AM Author: Shimmering stead mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41849714) |
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Date: January 29th, 2021 10:27 AM Author: purple private investor sandwich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41849722) |
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Date: January 29th, 2021 12:52 PM Author: flushed arousing field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41850741) |
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Date: January 29th, 2021 1:08 PM Author: comical medicated hunting ground weed whacker !!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41850867) |
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Date: May 24th, 2021 9:04 AM Author: multi-colored nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#42512336) |
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Date: January 29th, 2021 10:21 AM Author: frum vibrant round eye Larry David even had the chance and passed on this
https://uproxx.com/tv/curb-your-enthusiasm-season-11-post-pandemic/ |
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Date: January 29th, 2021 10:29 AM Author: Shimmering stead mother George comes up with the idea of cardboard fans at Yankee games (before teams started doing it IRL)
Steinbrenner: "Cardboard? I LOVE IT!" |
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Date: January 29th, 2021 11:44 AM Author: indigo hairraiser crotch yarmulke He'd probably get a cardboard cutout of Elaine made, and she'd be royally pissed when her coworkers see it there on every game on tv and decide she's a Yankees superfan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41850265) |
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Date: January 29th, 2021 12:29 PM Author: Puce Factory Reset Button Piazza It's a cutout of a photo of her from a photo snapped for Peterman showing off a new "monsoon" look, she thinks she looks terrible but it's the one that George grabs off the coffee table at Jerry's on his way out the door. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41850589) |
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Date: January 29th, 2021 11:39 AM Author: Exciting jew water buffalo This thread is gold, Jerry. Gold! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41850235) |
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Date: January 29th, 2021 11:41 AM Author: Puce Factory Reset Button Piazza Elaine debates with Jerry and George about whether eating takeout in the car is a "meal date" that qualifies for sex. Elaine says no, Jerry says yes. George qualifies that if it's food you eat with utensils, it's a meal. Jerry pushes on the point of chopsticks. George is firm. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41850248) |
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Date: January 29th, 2021 1:09 PM Author: comical medicated hunting ground weed whacker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41850876) |
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Date: January 29th, 2021 11:52 AM Author: demanding point Jerry: "My mail hasn't come for two days" Elaine: "Didn't you hear? Newman is in the hospital with COVID" Jerry (sarcastically): "That's a shame" |
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Date: January 29th, 2021 11:56 AM Author: honey-headed spectacular headpube menage these threads are always great for outting all the covert xo jews. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41850345) |
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Date: January 29th, 2021 12:19 PM Author: Judgmental talented shrine Posted above but separating on its own:
Jerry's drinking coffee in the diner booth. George slumps into the other bench, looking haggard.
George: Well, that's the 3rd drop-off this week.
Jerry: More groceries for your parents?
George: Yep. Apparently it was CRUCIAL that my mother have more rice. "I need to make more paella" she says. They still refuse to leave the house and I'm in their "pod," so I'm stuck. Any word from your parents?
Jerry: Everything's still open there, so I hardly talk to them they're so busy.
George, bitterly: Must be nice to have parents in Florida....
Jerry, smugly sipping his coffee: Yup!
George, agitated: Well I better get going. Ma realized she's out of hand sanitizer, so I'll have to hit every store in the city to see if they have some....
Jerry, to himself as he sips his coffee and George leaves in a huff: That's a shame. |
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Date: January 29th, 2021 12:55 PM Author: indigo hairraiser crotch yarmulke The new diner set would be one of those outdoor enclosures, right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41850759) |
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Date: January 29th, 2021 1:21 PM Author: Judgmental talented shrine lol damn I should have incorporated that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41850952) |
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Date: January 29th, 2021 12:56 PM Author: Underhanded corner INTERIOR SHOT OF JERRY'S APARTMENT
Jerry is in the kitchen, washing his hands and counting to twenty.
Jerry: "fourteen, fifteen, sixt --"
The door bursts open and Kramer flies in.
Jerry: "Great, now I lost count. I need to start washing my hands again."
Kramer: "Your parents died from COVID."
*bass riff*
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