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Here's what we know about Rowan.

STARTED POSTING LATE-2002
histrionic meetinghouse
  08/21/06
Damn you don't cut any corners.
Cheese-eating aphrodisiac psychic
  08/25/06
...
contagious kink-friendly weed whacker plaza
  06/17/07
DIDN'T GET HIT ON AFTER 1L
histrionic meetinghouse
  08/21/06
SHE HAS SUNBURNED AT SUNSET
histrionic meetinghouse
  08/21/06
RARELY SHOPS AT BANANA REPUBLIC
histrionic meetinghouse
  08/21/06
this made me laugh
mustard geriatric area people who are hurt
  09/14/06
ROFL
Mind-boggling insanely creepy azn resort
  08/31/08
NOT A MORNING PERSON
histrionic meetinghouse
  08/21/06
HAS A HOTMAIL E-MAIL ADDRESS
histrionic meetinghouse
  08/21/06
HER ALLEGED PICTURE
histrionic meetinghouse
  08/21/06
ANOTHER ALLEGED PICTURE
histrionic meetinghouse
  09/14/06
PICTURES OF ROWAN
histrionic meetinghouse
  05/21/07
HER LOOKS ARE AVG. TO BELOW AVG.
histrionic meetinghouse
  08/21/06
5'5", 120 LBS., NORMAL TITS
histrionic meetinghouse
  09/13/06
I appreciate your rounding down my weight.
galvanic black range
  09/13/06
SHE GOT SOME B's IN LAW SCHOOL
histrionic meetinghouse
  08/21/06
SHE HAS A SOMEWHAT COMMON NAME
histrionic meetinghouse
  08/21/06
CLASS OF 2005 (at least for the bar)
histrionic meetinghouse
  08/21/06
FOLLOW UP
histrionic meetinghouse
  08/21/06
BOYFRIEND IS/WAS AN ENGLISH TEACHER
histrionic meetinghouse
  08/21/06
HE WANTS TO BE AN ADMINISTRATOR
histrionic meetinghouse
  08/21/06
ROWAN NO LONGER HAS THAT BOYFRIEND
histrionic meetinghouse
  05/17/07
PROBABLY A HLS ALUM
histrionic meetinghouse
  08/21/06
WORKS AT A "TOP 20" FIRM
histrionic meetinghouse
  08/21/06
CLAIMED NOT TO BE LISTED ON BIO PAGE
histrionic meetinghouse
  08/21/06
FOLLOW UP
histrionic meetinghouse
  08/21/06
STARTED WORK IN FALL 2005
histrionic meetinghouse
  08/21/06
POSSIBLE UNDERGRAD IN MINNESOTA
histrionic meetinghouse
  08/21/06
ROWAN LIVED IN MINNEAPOLIS
histrionic meetinghouse
  10/05/06
SHE GAVE UP THE DREAM OF ENVIROMENTAL LAW
histrionic meetinghouse
  08/21/06
SHE'S NOW A CORPORATE TRANSACTIONAL LAWYER
histrionic meetinghouse
  08/21/06
SOMETIMES SHE DOESN'T LIKE BEING HELPFUL
histrionic meetinghouse
  08/21/06
BUT SOMETIMES SHE LIKES REVERSE-COWGIRL
histrionic meetinghouse
  08/21/06
AND SHE'S MORE OF A SCREAMER THAN A TALKER
histrionic meetinghouse
  08/21/06
SHE SOUNDS LIKE THIS...
histrionic meetinghouse
  08/21/06
**VOMITS**
vigorous tripping puppy faggotry
  08/21/06
*Begins to find thread interesting*
Olive fantasy-prone depressive
  08/30/06
SHE SHOULD BE AWAKENED WITH HEAVY LICKING
histrionic meetinghouse
  09/26/06
180
beta church giraffe
  08/31/08
SAYS SHE DOESN'T WORK AT MILBANK
histrionic meetinghouse
  08/21/06
SHE HAS A 42" TV AND TIVO
histrionic meetinghouse
  08/21/06
SAID SHE WOULDN'T POST MUCH FROM WORK
histrionic meetinghouse
  08/21/06
SHE THREATENED TO RETIRE
histrionic meetinghouse
  08/21/06
excellent! please keep up the good work!
vigorous tripping puppy faggotry
  08/21/06
she grew up in South Dakota
Exciting Ticket Booth
  08/21/06
She said Missouri.
Slippery jet-lagged space kitty
  08/21/06
ORLY?
Impressive fragrant sanctuary
  08/21/06
I have seen no textual evidence of that. Do you have a link...
histrionic meetinghouse
  08/21/06
she has nice tits, i think.
curious codepig stag film
  08/21/06
flat as a 5 year old
vigorous tripping puppy faggotry
  08/21/06
we're in agreement, then, that she has nice tits.
curious codepig stag film
  08/21/06
Compile the facts into a dossier.
autistic idiot black woman
  08/21/06
creepy.
Pearly thriller juggernaut
  08/21/06
She is hideous, I feel sorry for her boyfriend. No wonder he...
dashing lilac gas station dragon
  08/25/06
This really is the weirdest place on the internet.
Exhilarant Casino Coldplay Fan
  08/25/06
Can these assholes explain why they want to chase away one o...
Demanding racy jap
  08/25/06
I think only Azn guys like her.
Cheese-eating aphrodisiac psychic
  08/25/06
Your schtick sucks.
Crawly wonderful telephone station
  08/25/06
You're confused.
histrionic meetinghouse
  08/29/06
Makes more sense if I switch to this weak moniker.
Crawly wonderful telephone station
  08/29/06
I'm surprised that given all this info, and her likely pic, ...
Soul-stirring ivory newt den
  08/29/06
Hence the mystery.
histrionic meetinghouse
  08/29/06
many (possibly most) of the top ny firms don't post pics of ...
comical splenetic philosopher-king
  08/29/06
yeah, it's probably just not up yet
yapping offensive heaven
  08/29/06
most likely won't include a pic even when it is
comical splenetic philosopher-king
  08/29/06
it would hurt their business.
Duck-like sound barrier
  08/29/06
hasn't she been at her firm a year by now? Bios should be up...
Soul-stirring ivory newt den
  08/29/06
i always thought she was 05, meaning no.
comical splenetic philosopher-king
  08/29/06
If she graduated '05 then she would be at her firm like 11 o...
Soul-stirring ivory newt den
  08/29/06
Hilarious.
glittery step-uncle's house useless brakes
  08/29/06
SHE CLAIMS TO NOT PISS IN THE SHOWER
histrionic meetinghouse
  08/30/06
She was also Bad Idea Bear.
Impressive fragrant sanctuary
  08/31/06
SHE WAS A BOARD VILLAIN
histrionic meetinghouse
  08/31/06
I really really like this thread, and the schtick who starte...
Lascivious Parlor
  08/31/06
Agreed. This thread is surefire 1-fucking-80 material. The O...
Mind-boggling insanely creepy azn resort
  08/31/08
reads anne rice http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_...
Odious Mildly Autistic Half-breed Stage
  08/31/06
WAS A WITCH ONE YEAR FOR HALLOWEEN
garnet trip kitty cat pistol
  10/05/06
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&for...
Elite shrine sneaky criminal
  10/05/06
Yes, we all saw the picture, but we needed TEXT, dammit, TEX...
garnet trip kitty cat pistol
  10/05/06
I read a while back that she was once engaged but the weddin...
hot buff boistinker
  10/05/06
really?
comical splenetic philosopher-king
  10/05/06
i read this a number of years ago. the wedding got called of...
hot buff boistinker
  10/05/06
:(
Crawly wonderful telephone station
  10/19/06
All true. Except maybe the size of the town.
galvanic black range
  10/25/06
ROWAN WAS ONCE ENGAGED
histrionic meetinghouse
  10/25/06
I've certainly never been secretive about that. It's just t...
galvanic black range
  10/25/06
OMG when do you sleep?
Umber Feces Trump Supporter
  10/25/06
Now. I wish.
galvanic black range
  10/25/06
SHE LIKES MEDIUM GUYS
histrionic meetinghouse
  11/16/06
ROWAN IS PARTLY IRISH
histrionic meetinghouse
  11/16/06
is that really her pic? shes ugly, let it go.
lemon selfie nursing home
  11/16/06
stfu
coral knife french chef
  11/20/06
HER PARENTS CAN'T PRONOUNCE HER NAME
histrionic meetinghouse
  11/21/06
great thread, but it would be so unfortunate to out her and ...
narrow-minded lodge marketing idea
  11/30/06
Damn, you are one sad motherfucker. How much time this must...
bat-shit-crazy bonkers bawdyhouse
  11/30/06
SHE HAS TAKEN A 7.5" COCK
histrionic meetinghouse
  12/18/06
BUT IT FELT LIKE A NORMAL COCK
histrionic meetinghouse
  12/18/06
DOESN'T THINK NIHILISTIC THOUGHTS
histrionic meetinghouse
  12/18/06
AND SHE DOESN'T WORRY ABOUT THE BIG PICTURE.
histrionic meetinghouse
  12/18/06
There is an underlying philosophy there. Vaugely but not ag...
galvanic black range
  12/18/06
SHE WOULD EAT TURDS FOR LOVE
histrionic meetinghouse
  12/18/06
i can't tell if this is really, really funny, or if i'm just...
Razzle-dazzle home nibblets
  12/18/06
One of the better posts I've read in awhile.
Hyperventilating Spot Alpha
  12/18/06
She once dated an asian guy and saw his penis intimately
appetizing bronze temple
  12/18/06
Yup.
galvanic black range
  12/18/06
Date: December 18th, 2006 5:14 AM Author: Rowan Yup.
appetizing bronze temple
  12/27/06
SHE HAS PALE NIPPLES
histrionic meetinghouse
  12/27/06
titcr
Irradiated stubborn native internal respiration
  12/27/06
she likes getting cum on her face. but I can't find the thre...
Aqua Stock Car Goyim
  12/27/06
ROWAN IS SHOCKED THAT THERE ARE WOMEN WHO DON'T ENJOY EATING...
Aqua Stock Car Goyim
  12/27/06
I didn't say anything about *enjoyment*. Actually, if you d...
galvanic black range
  12/27/06
do you prefer it in the mouth or on the face?
Aqua Stock Car Goyim
  12/27/06
Mouth, I guess. The face always carries the potential for i...
galvanic black range
  12/27/06
You're talking about fat guys and guys who drink too much, r...
Irradiated stubborn native internal respiration
  12/27/06
Well, unless we're talking about tiny amounts of the substan...
galvanic black range
  12/27/06
I'm just trying to figure out who would be sperming on you.
Irradiated stubborn native internal respiration
  12/27/06
she can't be expected to keep a list of all the guys whose s...
Aqua Stock Car Goyim
  12/27/06
One sure thing, though: it would only be the semen from mino...
smoky cerebral market
  08/31/08
Boy, that was a blast from the past.
hairless beady-eyed brethren forum
  12/27/06
[REMOVED]
histrionic meetinghouse
  01/29/07
We haven't confirmed that Rowan Mayfair is Rowan.
unholy ape national
  01/29/07
It's not her.
amethyst diverse locus
  01/29/07
Why not?
Awkward Self-absorbed School
  01/29/07
you didn't make a big to-do about scrambling your password
erotic 180 principal's office
  01/29/07
Still, it's not like other people haven't altered monikers b...
Awkward Self-absorbed School
  01/29/07
I had an interchange with Rowan Mayfair the other day, and I...
bipolar marvelous office therapy
  01/29/07
Any recent developments?
histrionic meetinghouse
  03/18/07
I think not.
adventurous angry main people house
  03/18/07
The answer is right in front of us. We're just being stupid...
Motley orchestra pit
  03/18/07
The Following NYC Firms Do Not Have Photos
Honey-headed abnormal box office
  03/18/07
note though that she also claimed not to be listed on her fi...
Honey-headed abnormal box office
  03/18/07
I think I have cracked the case. There are surprisingly few...
Orange big-titted mental disorder theater stage
  03/29/07
...
talented gay scourge upon the earth
  03/29/07
Bump
Hairraiser crotch toaster
  04/10/07
...
flesh charismatic address
  06/06/07
...
Vibrant organic girlfriend stain
  06/06/07
SHE HAS 2 TATTOOS
histrionic meetinghouse
  06/14/07
...
Canary Razzle Turdskin
  06/17/07
Was she finally outted? Please provide details. How could I ...
Hairraiser crotch toaster
  06/18/07
i can't find the post where she admits to being to biggest t...
titillating sapphire mood sex offender
  06/18/07
Where did Rowan go?
multi-colored wild queen of the night
  09/01/07
she was outted
Mischievous Transparent Field
  09/01/07
The lawsuit was a sign of the beginning of the end; that was...
supple kitchen
  09/01/07
Who is she?
Bateful Cream Rehab
  09/01/07
I miss her
multi-colored wild queen of the night
  09/01/07
CASE CLOSED?
histrionic meetinghouse
  09/16/07
http://www.pryorcashman.com/attorneys-153.html
glassy yarmulke halford
  04/28/08
Wow, this whole thread is the epitome of pathetic.
Jet ladyboy
  09/16/07
SHE LOOKS LIKE A WEIRD LITTLE BOY
histrionic meetinghouse
  02/09/08
MEMO TO: Joint Procedure Committee FROM: Sara Selby ...
Boyish sickened site
  08/31/08
Harvard Law School, CAMBRIDGE, MA, Class of 2005 Hamline...
Boyish sickened site
  08/31/08


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Date: August 21st, 2006 2:05 AM
Author: histrionic meetinghouse
Subject: STARTED POSTING LATE-2002

Date: September 27th, 2005 8:42 PM

Author: Rowan

No. I started posting in late 2002.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=267988&forum_id=2#3919337 )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#6477090)





Date: August 25th, 2006 6:19 PM
Author: Cheese-eating aphrodisiac psychic

Damn you don't cut any corners.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#6501885)





Date: June 17th, 2007 3:20 PM
Author: contagious kink-friendly weed whacker plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#8266471)





Date: August 21st, 2006 2:05 AM
Author: histrionic meetinghouse
Subject: DIDN'T GET HIT ON AFTER 1L

Date: September 14th, 2005 9:49 PM

Author: Rowan

I got hit on occasionally during 1L, and not at all after that. That was fine by me, though, and I didn't really go to law school parties after 1L in any case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=259401&forum_id=2#3824008 )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#6477092)





Date: August 21st, 2006 2:06 AM
Author: histrionic meetinghouse
Subject: SHE HAS SUNBURNED AT SUNSET

Date: January 10th, 2006 4:13 PM

Author: Rowan (Red Pride!)

I can and have burned at sunset.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=336618&forum_id=2#4781948 )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#6477094)





Date: August 21st, 2006 2:07 AM
Author: histrionic meetinghouse
Subject: RARELY SHOPS AT BANANA REPUBLIC

Date: June 16th, 2005 8:24 PM

Author: Rowan

No. I very rarely shop at banana.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=200081&forum_id=2#3034320 )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#6477096)





Date: September 14th, 2006 5:35 PM
Author: mustard geriatric area people who are hurt

this made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#6614253)





Date: August 31st, 2008 8:56 PM
Author: Mind-boggling insanely creepy azn resort

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#10115496)





Date: August 21st, 2006 2:07 AM
Author: histrionic meetinghouse
Subject: NOT A MORNING PERSON

Date: May 11th, 2006 9:10 PM

Author: Rowan

No, that would be horrible. I'm so not a morning person.

How do you like your hours? Are they 8-8?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=415253&forum_id=2#5767829 )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#6477100)





Date: August 21st, 2006 2:08 AM
Author: histrionic meetinghouse
Subject: HAS A HOTMAIL E-MAIL ADDRESS

Date: December 2nd, 2005 1:14 PM

Author: Rowan

My email address is rowan_pr@hotmail.com, but I make no promises that I will actually read it. I don't think I ever got around to reading poor NASC's (sorry NASC).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=310278&forum_id=2#4439654 )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#6477102)





Date: August 21st, 2006 2:08 AM
Author: histrionic meetinghouse
Subject: HER ALLEGED PICTURE

Date: February 10th, 2006 2:15 AM

Author: pacta cum daemonibus

http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=AYKUNRN&key=QLN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=356946&forum_id=2#5045249 )

[Note: also archived at http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/4212/aykunrnllnuglh8.jpg ]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#6477103)





Date: September 14th, 2006 5:29 PM
Author: histrionic meetinghouse
Subject: ANOTHER ALLEGED PICTURE

Date: September 14th, 2006 5:00 PM

Author: Internets Do Not Forget

Are you talking about this picture http://img366.imageshack.us/img366/1174/735rowhlsks0.gif ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=488717&forum_id=2#6613956 )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#6614206)





Date: May 21st, 2007 3:02 AM
Author: histrionic meetinghouse
Subject: PICTURES OF ROWAN

http://www.hidebehind.com/C2E30F

http://www.hidebehind.com/8B8BA2

See: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=634675&forum_id=2#8146525 and http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=634675&forum_id=2#8146923

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#8147055)





Date: August 21st, 2006 2:09 AM
Author: histrionic meetinghouse
Subject: HER LOOKS ARE AVG. TO BELOW AVG.

Date: January 5th, 2006 1:15 PM

Author: Rowan (Red Pride!)

I think I'm average, probably below average in some respects. I don't really think "ugly", though it doesn't really bother me if other people do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=333518&forum_id=2#4740823 )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#6477106)





Date: September 13th, 2006 5:19 PM
Author: histrionic meetinghouse
Subject: 5'5", 120 LBS., NORMAL TITS

Date: September 13th, 2006 4:36 PM

Author: Rowan

5'5, 120 pounds (I'd like to lose 10), normal tits, I work out a few times a week but am not one of those people who lives at the gym or anything. Nothing very interesting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=488717&forum_id=2#6607839 )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#6608141)





Date: September 13th, 2006 5:21 PM
Author: galvanic black range

I appreciate your rounding down my weight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#6608148)





Date: August 21st, 2006 2:09 AM
Author: histrionic meetinghouse
Subject: SHE GOT SOME B's IN LAW SCHOOL

HER LOWEST 1L GRADES

Date: April 3rd, 2006 11:29 PM

Author: Rowan

B+, Civ Pro, Contracts, Property

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=393470&forum_id=2#5506887 )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#6477107)





Date: August 21st, 2006 2:10 AM
Author: histrionic meetinghouse
Subject: SHE HAS A SOMEWHAT COMMON NAME

Date: November 18th, 2005 6:03 PM

Author: Rowan

I'm not sure where people got that idea. My actual first name isn't particularly strange or uncommon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=301252&forum_id=2#4326132 )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#6477111)





Date: August 21st, 2006 2:10 AM
Author: histrionic meetinghouse
Subject: CLASS OF 2005 (at least for the bar)

Date: November 18th, 2005 8:20 PM

Author: Scrummie2 (I get older, they stay the same age...yes they do)

Yeah, I see you're on the list. Congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=301252&forum_id=2#4327339 )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#6477114)





Date: August 21st, 2006 2:11 AM
Author: histrionic meetinghouse
Subject: FOLLOW UP

Date: January 16th, 2006 1:26 PM

Author: Rowan (Red Pride!)

Yes, I took it in July and passed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=340518&forum_id=2#4832105 )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#6477115)





Date: August 21st, 2006 2:11 AM
Author: histrionic meetinghouse
Subject: BOYFRIEND IS/WAS AN ENGLISH TEACHER

Date: December 2nd, 2005 1:09 PM

Author: Rowan

He's an english teacher.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=310278&forum_id=2#4439624 )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#6477118)





Date: August 21st, 2006 2:27 AM
Author: histrionic meetinghouse
Subject: HE WANTS TO BE AN ADMINISTRATOR

Date: January 10th, 2006 12:59 AM

Author: Rowan (Red Pride!)

I have no idea what his SAT scores were - he took the test like 15 years ago, why the hell would I ask him that? He went to a decent college (or at least one I'd heard of before I met him) and I believe was getting As in some science major before he decided to switch over to a liberal arts one. He likes being a teacher. It's a good fit for his personality and interests, and he's planning to be an administrator someday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=336358&forum_id=2#4778637 )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#6477170)





Date: May 17th, 2007 2:17 PM
Author: histrionic meetinghouse
Subject: ROWAN NO LONGER HAS THAT BOYFRIEND

Date: May 17th, 2007 10:29 AM

Author: sarcaschtick

wait, you and bf broke up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=633112&forum_id=2#8130088 )

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Date: May 17th, 2007 10:31 AM

Author: Rowan

Yup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=633112&forum_id=2#8130094 )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#8131064)





Date: August 21st, 2006 2:12 AM
Author: histrionic meetinghouse
Subject: PROBABLY A HLS ALUM

Date: March 22nd, 2006 10:56 AM

Author: Rowan (daywalker)

People in Gropius seem to eat in the Hark fairly often. Maybe 4-5 times a week? I don't know many people who had every meal there, but it's an easy place to grab lunch or dinner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=384691&forum_id=2#5397825)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#6477121)





Date: August 21st, 2006 2:12 AM
Author: histrionic meetinghouse
Subject: WORKS AT A "TOP 20" FIRM

Date: October 9th, 2005 9:54 PM

Author: ...mobiusnu... (Unum saltum et siffletum et unum bumbulum)

"Top 20. That's as far as I'll narrow it down."

All right, boys and girls. That means we only have to search 20 firms with Harvard chosen as the law school. And only searching NYC will cut that a little more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=275091&forum_id=2#4010339 )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#6477123)





Date: August 21st, 2006 2:13 AM
Author: histrionic meetinghouse
Subject: CLAIMED NOT TO BE LISTED ON BIO PAGE

Date: January 26th, 2006 2:34 AM

Author: Rowan (Red Pride!)

I'm not listed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=346625&forum_id=2#4911262 )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#6477125)





Date: August 21st, 2006 2:13 AM
Author: histrionic meetinghouse
Subject: FOLLOW UP

Date: January 26th, 2006 2:35 AM

Author: Rowan (Red Pride!)

I passed the bar exam. That doesn't necessarily mean I'm admitted to practice. Not all firms list first year associates, even those who are admitted to the bar. Some don't list junior people at all, and many don't give any details about them. I wouldn't waste too much time looking for me, I won't be up anytime soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=346625&forum_id=2#4911271 )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#6477127)





Date: August 21st, 2006 2:14 AM
Author: histrionic meetinghouse
Subject: STARTED WORK IN FALL 2005

Date: December 2nd, 2005 12:56 PM

Author: Rowan

A few months, I haven't really started on it yet...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=310278&forum_id=2#4439550 )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#6477131)





Date: August 21st, 2006 2:15 AM
Author: histrionic meetinghouse
Subject: POSSIBLE UNDERGRAD IN MINNESOTA

Date: March 29th, 2006 8:54 PM

Author: Rowan (daywalker)

College. It was nice then, but I don't think I'll move back. Ok, I guess. I don't really evalute the quality of women in a given city.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=389790&forum_id=2#5460273 )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#6477132)





Date: October 5th, 2006 3:35 PM
Author: histrionic meetinghouse
Subject: ROWAN LIVED IN MINNEAPOLIS

Date: October 5th, 2006 2:58 PM

Author: Rowan

Yes, I've lived in Minneapolis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=500617&forum_id=2#6734010 )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#6734261)





Date: August 21st, 2006 2:15 AM
Author: histrionic meetinghouse
Subject: SHE GAVE UP THE DREAM OF ENVIROMENTAL LAW

SHE GAVE UP THE DREAM OF ENVIRONMENTAL LAW

Date: February 24th, 2006 1:39 PM

Author: Rowan (daywalker)

I talked to an actual lawyer. He laughed at me. He explained that people who defend the environment do not work in firms, that environmental lawyers in big firms tend to work for the companies, and that if I wanted to work in a firm for big companies that was fine but that I shouldn't narrow it down to one specialty right away. He was right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=367155&forum_id=2#5173989 )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#6477135)





Date: August 21st, 2006 2:20 AM
Author: histrionic meetinghouse
Subject: SHE'S NOW A CORPORATE TRANSACTIONAL LAWYER

Date: February 24th, 2006 1:41 PM

Author: Rowan (daywalker)

No, definitely not. I'm doing corporate transactional law. At some point after that conversation, and for totally unrelated reasons, I realized that I work a lot better with business types than with activist types.

And to be honest, I'm not up for living on a public interest salary - that's one of the reasons why my lawyer acquaintence was laughing at me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=367155&forum_id=2#5174007 )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#6477146)





Date: August 21st, 2006 2:21 AM
Author: histrionic meetinghouse
Subject: SOMETIMES SHE DOESN'T LIKE BEING HELPFUL

Date: October 9th, 2005 10:02 PM

Author: Rowan

Nah, I just stopped feeling like being helpful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=275091&forum_id=2#4010425 )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#6477147)





Date: August 21st, 2006 2:22 AM
Author: histrionic meetinghouse
Subject: BUT SOMETIMES SHE LIKES REVERSE-COWGIRL

Date: September 7th, 2005 8:09 PM

Author: Rowan

A difficult position, but one that can be fun once in awhile. The quality of the fucking varies greatly with the dick and the guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=254664&forum_id=2#3767814 )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#6477152)





Date: August 21st, 2006 2:23 AM
Author: histrionic meetinghouse
Subject: AND SHE'S MORE OF A SCREAMER THAN A TALKER

Date: September 7th, 2005 8:15 PM

Author: Rowan

I'm pretty loud, but I tend to be more of a screamer than a talker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=254664&forum_id=2#3767876 )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#6477155)





Date: August 21st, 2006 2:23 AM
Author: histrionic meetinghouse
Subject: SHE SOUNDS LIKE THIS...

Date: September 7th, 2005 8:19 PM

Author: Rowan

Ohhhh ohhhh mmmmmm oh my god, oh my fucking god, ahhhhhhhhhh AHHHHHHHHH, fuck me harder, AHHH AHHH AHHHH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=254664&forum_id=2#3767912 )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#6477156)





Date: August 21st, 2006 3:25 AM
Author: vigorous tripping puppy faggotry

**VOMITS**

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#6477347)





Date: August 30th, 2006 10:05 AM
Author: Olive fantasy-prone depressive

*Begins to find thread interesting*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#6525053)





Date: September 26th, 2006 9:48 PM
Author: histrionic meetinghouse
Subject: SHE SHOULD BE AWAKENED WITH HEAVY LICKING

Date: September 26th, 2006 12:53 PM

Author: Rowan

I'm ok being woken up in the morning, or from a nap. If someone wakes me up after I've just fallen asleep, I'm generally pretty crabby and he needs to do some serious licking to make it worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=495568&forum_id=2#6679591 )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#6682139)





Date: August 31st, 2008 9:02 PM
Author: beta church giraffe

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#10115511)





Date: August 21st, 2006 2:24 AM
Author: histrionic meetinghouse
Subject: SAYS SHE DOESN'T WORK AT MILBANK

Date: September 30th, 2005 10:48 PM

Author: Rowan

I've started work. It's not at Milbank. So I guess the answer is no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=269969&forum_id=2#3942933 )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#6477157)





Date: August 21st, 2006 2:24 AM
Author: histrionic meetinghouse
Subject: SHE HAS A 42" TV AND TIVO

Date: April 15th, 2006 8:24 PM

Author: Rowan

I have RCN, which has a very similar HD-DVR and HDTV package. DVR is definitely worth the money if you're a lawyer. Apparently the previous tenant screwed over Time Warner, and they refused to deal with me unless I went to their offices with ID.

Mine is 42 - I figured that a 50 inch screen would be so big that it might not fit in future apartments. But don't carry it upstairs - have it delivered!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=400218&forum_id=2#5587854 )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#6477161)





Date: August 21st, 2006 2:25 AM
Author: histrionic meetinghouse
Subject: SAID SHE WOULDN'T POST MUCH FROM WORK

Date: August 25th, 2005 2:39 AM

Author: Rowan

I'm probably not going to post very much. I have a strict rule against posting at work and didn't have any trouble follwing as a summer, and I'm guessing I'll be busier as an associate. I might or might not stop by sometimes in my off hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=246526&forum_id=2#3672258 )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#6477164)





Date: August 21st, 2006 2:26 AM
Author: histrionic meetinghouse
Subject: SHE THREATENED TO RETIRE

Date: October 9th, 2005 10:01 PM

Author: Rowan

No. Not anytime soon.

But thanks, I think it is time for me to retire.

Fuck all of you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=275091&forum_id=2#4010408 )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#6477166)





Date: August 21st, 2006 2:30 AM
Author: vigorous tripping puppy faggotry

excellent! please keep up the good work!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#6477178)





Date: August 21st, 2006 2:50 AM
Author: Exciting Ticket Booth

she grew up in South Dakota

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#6477261)





Date: August 21st, 2006 3:13 AM
Author: Slippery jet-lagged space kitty

She said Missouri.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#6477330)





Date: August 21st, 2006 5:07 AM
Author: Impressive fragrant sanctuary

ORLY?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#6477478)





Date: August 21st, 2006 9:22 AM
Author: histrionic meetinghouse

I have seen no textual evidence of that. Do you have a link suggesting otherwise?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#6477629)





Date: August 21st, 2006 3:13 AM
Author: curious codepig stag film

she has nice tits, i think.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#6477332)





Date: August 21st, 2006 3:26 AM
Author: vigorous tripping puppy faggotry

flat as a 5 year old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#6477349)





Date: August 21st, 2006 3:51 AM
Author: curious codepig stag film

we're in agreement, then, that she has nice tits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#6477373)





Date: August 21st, 2006 3:32 AM
Author: autistic idiot black woman

Compile the facts into a dossier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#6477355)





Date: August 21st, 2006 5:07 AM
Author: Pearly thriller juggernaut

creepy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#6477479)





Date: August 25th, 2006 12:03 PM
Author: dashing lilac gas station dragon

She is hideous, I feel sorry for her boyfriend. No wonder he is so hesitant to marry her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#6499691)





Date: August 25th, 2006 6:26 PM
Author: Exhilarant Casino Coldplay Fan

This really is the weirdest place on the internet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#6501917)





Date: August 25th, 2006 6:31 PM
Author: Demanding racy jap

Can these assholes explain why they want to chase away one of this board's best posters?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#6501951)





Date: August 25th, 2006 6:32 PM
Author: Cheese-eating aphrodisiac psychic

I think only Azn guys like her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#6501958)





Date: August 25th, 2006 6:48 PM
Author: Crawly wonderful telephone station

Your schtick sucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#6502012)





Date: August 29th, 2006 4:52 PM
Author: histrionic meetinghouse

You're confused.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#6520920)





Date: August 29th, 2006 4:55 PM
Author: Crawly wonderful telephone station

Makes more sense if I switch to this weak moniker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#6520934)





Date: August 29th, 2006 5:00 PM
Author: Soul-stirring ivory newt den

I'm surprised that given all this info, and her likely pic, you haven't found a link to her bio at a firm webpage yet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#6520972)





Date: August 29th, 2006 5:07 PM
Author: histrionic meetinghouse

Hence the mystery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#6521031)





Date: August 29th, 2006 5:09 PM
Author: comical splenetic philosopher-king

many (possibly most) of the top ny firms don't post pics of associates. a lot of firms don't get the bios up on the public websites until you've been there over a year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#6521046)





Date: August 29th, 2006 5:10 PM
Author: yapping offensive heaven

yeah, it's probably just not up yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#6521056)





Date: August 29th, 2006 5:11 PM
Author: comical splenetic philosopher-king

most likely won't include a pic even when it is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#6521061)





Date: August 29th, 2006 5:12 PM
Author: Duck-like sound barrier

it would hurt their business.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#6521072)





Date: August 29th, 2006 5:11 PM
Author: Soul-stirring ivory newt den

hasn't she been at her firm a year by now? Bios should be up...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#6521065)





Date: August 29th, 2006 5:13 PM
Author: comical splenetic philosopher-king

i always thought she was 05, meaning no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#6521075)





Date: August 29th, 2006 5:14 PM
Author: Soul-stirring ivory newt den

If she graduated '05 then she would be at her firm like 11 or 12 months by now. I'm pretty sure she didn't clerk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#6521084)





Date: August 29th, 2006 5:05 PM
Author: glittery step-uncle's house useless brakes

Hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#6521012)





Date: August 30th, 2006 6:41 AM
Author: histrionic meetinghouse
Subject: SHE CLAIMS TO NOT PISS IN THE SHOWER

Date: August 29th, 2006 10:50 PM

Author: Rowan

Despite the headline, I don't and don't really understand why people do. Maybe it's easier for penis people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=480875&forum_id=2#6523089 )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#6524829)





Date: August 31st, 2006 4:02 PM
Author: Impressive fragrant sanctuary
Subject: She was also Bad Idea Bear.

Date: August 31st, 2006 3:59 PM

Author: Rowan

Yeah. I got bored with it [the Bad Idea Bear schtick] pretty quickly, though, I'm surprised people remember it was around at all since it didn't last long.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=481843&forum_id=2#6533511



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#6533551)





Date: August 31st, 2006 4:05 PM
Author: histrionic meetinghouse
Subject: SHE WAS A BOARD VILLAIN

Date: August 31st, 2006 4:02 PM

Author: Rowan

I've been here since 2002, which is really sad.

Since mid-late 2003 I've been was Bad Idea Bear, a fairly well-known villain that I'm not going to disclose, and impostered a few people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=481843&forum_id=2#6533538 )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#6533571)





Date: August 31st, 2006 4:10 PM
Author: Lascivious Parlor

I really really like this thread, and the schtick who started it. I am more amused by the posts and the obvious work that went into them than I have been in a while here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#6533605)





Date: August 31st, 2008 9:20 PM
Author: Mind-boggling insanely creepy azn resort

Agreed. This thread is surefire 1-fucking-80 material. The OP's moniker is hilarious too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#10115539)





Date: August 31st, 2006 7:15 PM
Author: Odious Mildly Autistic Half-breed Stage

reads anne rice

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=14646&forum_id=2#23713

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#6534848)





Date: October 5th, 2006 7:57 PM
Author: garnet trip kitty cat pistol
Subject: WAS A WITCH ONE YEAR FOR HALLOWEEN

I just remember this from the HLS central pic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#6735472)





Date: October 5th, 2006 8:01 PM
Author: Elite shrine sneaky criminal

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#6477103

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#6735492)





Date: October 5th, 2006 8:03 PM
Author: garnet trip kitty cat pistol

Yes, we all saw the picture, but we needed TEXT, dammit, TEXT!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#6735510)





Date: October 5th, 2006 9:12 PM
Author: hot buff boistinker

I read a while back that she was once engaged but the wedding got called off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#6736024)





Date: October 5th, 2006 9:12 PM
Author: comical splenetic philosopher-king

really?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#6736030)





Date: October 5th, 2006 9:21 PM
Author: hot buff boistinker

i read this a number of years ago. the wedding got called off right before law school. It would have been a fairly sizable wedding as the boyfriend's family was a prominent scion of a small midwestern (?) town. They broke up.

I don't know why I remember this. It is crowding out more useful information.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#6736076)





Date: October 19th, 2006 5:59 PM
Author: Crawly wonderful telephone station

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#6819046)





Date: October 25th, 2006 4:23 AM
Author: galvanic black range

All true. Except maybe the size of the town.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#6854329)





Date: October 25th, 2006 4:10 AM
Author: histrionic meetinghouse
Subject: ROWAN WAS ONCE ENGAGED

Date: October 23rd, 2006 10:58 PM

Author: Rowan

I can honestly say I don't give a shit. The money spent on the rock just ends up being money I wouldn't get to spend on other things, and some of the other things sound more appealing.

Might be because I've been engaged and had a big rock before, or because I'm currently dating someone who doesn't make way more than I do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511358&forum_id=1#6844742 )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#6854310)





Date: October 25th, 2006 4:20 AM
Author: galvanic black range

I've certainly never been secretive about that. It's just that people forget in between the rare times it comes up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#6854324)





Date: October 25th, 2006 4:24 AM
Author: Umber Feces Trump Supporter

OMG when do you sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#6854331)





Date: October 25th, 2006 4:26 AM
Author: galvanic black range

Now. I wish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#6854336)





Date: November 16th, 2006 3:11 PM
Author: histrionic meetinghouse
Subject: SHE LIKES MEDIUM GUYS

Date: November 16th, 2006 2:30 PM

Author: Rowan

Um, I guess I like guys who are medium? No complete muscleheads, no one really skinny, generally of average height.

I've definitely never been involved with anyone smaller than me - that would be pretty hard to pull off, since I'm not particularly tall or heavy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=527560&forum_id=2#7005159 )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#7005384)





Date: November 16th, 2006 3:13 PM
Author: histrionic meetinghouse
Subject: ROWAN IS PARTLY IRISH

Date: November 16th, 2006 2:34 PM

Author: Poorly Written User Documentation

You look Irish from your pics. Are you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=527560&forum_id=2#7005186 )

-----------------------------------------------------------

Date: November 16th, 2006 2:35 PM

Author: Rowan

Partly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=527560&forum_id=2#7005192 )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#7005396)





Date: November 16th, 2006 3:19 PM
Author: lemon selfie nursing home

is that really her pic? shes ugly, let it go.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#7005426)





Date: November 20th, 2006 1:56 AM
Author: coral knife french chef

stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#7031789)





Date: November 21st, 2006 2:55 PM
Author: histrionic meetinghouse
Subject: HER PARENTS CAN'T PRONOUNCE HER NAME

Date: November 21st, 2006 2:39 PM

Author: Rowan

I don't think anyone can control what their family calls them. Mine still refers to me as GARGLEDTWOYEAROLDATTEMPTATPRONOUNCINGMYNAME sometimes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531127&forum_id=2#7042288 )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#7042382)





Date: November 30th, 2006 6:13 PM
Author: narrow-minded lodge marketing idea

great thread, but it would be so unfortunate to out her and lose her...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#7104333)





Date: November 30th, 2006 6:33 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy bonkers bawdyhouse

Damn, you are one sad motherfucker. How much time this must have taken you. Dumb, man, just dumb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#7104504)





Date: December 18th, 2006 4:18 AM
Author: histrionic meetinghouse
Subject: SHE HAS TAKEN A 7.5" COCK

Date: December 18th, 2006 3:52 AM

Author: ...,,,.,,...,.,

biggest penis you have ever allowed to enter you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=548331&forum_id=2#7248588 )

-----------------------------------------------------------

Date: December 18th, 2006 3:53 AM

Author: Rowan

7.5"?

( http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=548331&forum_id=2#7248595 )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#7248788)





Date: December 18th, 2006 4:20 AM
Author: histrionic meetinghouse
Subject: BUT IT FELT LIKE A NORMAL COCK

Date: December 18th, 2006 4:08 AM

Author: Rowan

Not much different than a normal one, except a few painful times at the top.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=548331&forum_id=2#7248722 )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#7248799)





Date: December 18th, 2006 4:19 AM
Author: histrionic meetinghouse
Subject: DOESN'T THINK NIHILISTIC THOUGHTS

Date: December 18th, 2006 4:03 AM

Author: Rowan

I don't have many nihilistic thoughts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=548331&forum_id=2#7248679 )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#7248793)





Date: December 18th, 2006 4:20 AM
Author: histrionic meetinghouse
Subject: AND SHE DOESN'T WORRY ABOUT THE BIG PICTURE.

Date: December 18th, 2006 4:12 AM

Author: Rowan

Just sit quietly and think about what's going on now. Right now. The big picture stuff isn't as important as you think it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=548331&forum_id=2#7248750 )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#7248794)





Date: December 18th, 2006 4:26 AM
Author: galvanic black range

There is an underlying philosophy there. Vaugely but not against intoxicantly Buddhist. Or cognitavlist. Or whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#7248832)





Date: December 18th, 2006 4:24 AM
Author: histrionic meetinghouse
Subject: SHE WOULD EAT TURDS FOR LOVE

Date: December 18th, 2006 3:57 AM

Author: Rowan

Maybe if the lives of loved ones or enormous sums of money were at stake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=548331&forum_id=2#7248632 )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#7248824)





Date: December 18th, 2006 4:35 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle home nibblets

i can't tell if this is really, really funny, or if i'm just sleep deprived. probably both.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#7248867)





Date: December 18th, 2006 5:10 AM
Author: Hyperventilating Spot Alpha

One of the better posts I've read in awhile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#7248979)





Date: December 18th, 2006 5:14 AM
Author: appetizing bronze temple

She once dated an asian guy and saw his penis intimately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#7248995)





Date: December 18th, 2006 5:14 AM
Author: galvanic black range

Yup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#7248998)





Date: December 27th, 2006 9:35 PM
Author: appetizing bronze temple

Date: December 18th, 2006 5:14 AM

Author: Rowan

Yup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#7303516)





Date: December 27th, 2006 9:15 PM
Author: histrionic meetinghouse
Subject: SHE HAS PALE NIPPLES

Date: December 27th, 2006 8:35 PM

Author: Rowan

Hi back. It's really not a nip. Honest. The real one is in a different location, and so pale you couldn't see it in a truly transparent shirt, let alone under three layers of black. It's just a shitty photo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=552972&forum_id=2#7303172 )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#7303393)





Date: December 27th, 2006 9:20 PM
Author: Irradiated stubborn native internal respiration

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#7303421)





Date: December 27th, 2006 9:20 PM
Author: Aqua Stock Car Goyim

she likes getting cum on her face. but I can't find the thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#7303419)





Date: December 27th, 2006 9:24 PM
Author: Aqua Stock Car Goyim

ROWAN IS SHOCKED THAT THERE ARE WOMEN WHO DON'T ENJOY EATING CUM

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=217850&mc=99

Date: July 13th, 2005 1:12 AM

Author: Self-Portrait in a Convex Crapturd (Endowed, Chaired Professor in Shtick Studies)

Goddamnit. I haven't had a girl swallow in forever.

Date: July 13th, 2005 1:28 AM

Author: Rowan

What? What kind of women are you dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#7303438)





Date: December 27th, 2006 9:27 PM
Author: galvanic black range

I didn't say anything about *enjoyment*. Actually, if you don't like the taste, spitting keeps it in your mouth a lot longer. That was kind of my point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#7303445)





Date: December 27th, 2006 9:28 PM
Author: Aqua Stock Car Goyim

do you prefer it in the mouth or on the face?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#7303456)





Date: December 27th, 2006 9:30 PM
Author: galvanic black range

Mouth, I guess. The face always carries the potential for it getting in my hair, which can be annoying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#7303470)





Date: December 27th, 2006 9:32 PM
Author: Irradiated stubborn native internal respiration

You're talking about fat guys and guys who drink too much, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#7303485)





Date: December 27th, 2006 9:39 PM
Author: galvanic black range

Well, unless we're talking about tiny amounts of the substance in question, there's always a risk of it hitting hair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#7303537)





Date: December 27th, 2006 9:41 PM
Author: Irradiated stubborn native internal respiration

I'm just trying to figure out who would be sperming on you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#7303541)





Date: December 27th, 2006 9:46 PM
Author: Aqua Stock Car Goyim

she can't be expected to keep a list of all the guys whose semen she's eaten/gotten in the way of

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#7303579)





Date: August 31st, 2008 8:58 PM
Author: smoky cerebral market

One sure thing, though: it would only be the semen from minority men or children.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#10115501)





Date: December 27th, 2006 10:50 PM
Author: hairless beady-eyed brethren forum

Boy, that was a blast from the past.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#7303861)





Date: January 29th, 2007 12:06 AM
Author: histrionic meetinghouse
Subject: [REMOVED]

Deleted. Authenticity questioned.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=571344&forum_id=2#7503551

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#7503577)





Date: January 29th, 2007 12:07 AM
Author: unholy ape national

We haven't confirmed that Rowan Mayfair is Rowan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#7503585)





Date: January 29th, 2007 12:18 AM
Author: amethyst diverse locus

It's not her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#7503642)





Date: January 29th, 2007 12:21 AM
Author: Awkward Self-absorbed School

Why not?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#7503664)





Date: January 29th, 2007 12:26 AM
Author: erotic 180 principal's office

you didn't make a big to-do about scrambling your password

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#7503700)





Date: January 29th, 2007 12:31 AM
Author: Awkward Self-absorbed School

Still, it's not like other people haven't altered monikers before. Oh well, I guess it's easier to stay away if no one believes I'm me. :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#7503727)





Date: January 29th, 2007 12:49 AM
Author: bipolar marvelous office therapy

I had an interchange with Rowan Mayfair the other day, and I believe that it is indeed Rowan. If I am fooled, he/she is a good imposter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#7503812)





Date: March 18th, 2007 3:29 AM
Author: histrionic meetinghouse

Any recent developments?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#7773263)





Date: March 18th, 2007 6:04 AM
Author: adventurous angry main people house

I think not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#7773451)





Date: March 18th, 2007 6:37 AM
Author: Motley orchestra pit

The answer is right in front of us. We're just being stupid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#7773459)





Date: March 18th, 2007 11:29 AM
Author: Honey-headed abnormal box office
Subject: The Following NYC Firms Do Not Have Photos

(for associates)

(firms w/ 5+ HLS coming in last year)

(note, methodology, which may be flawed, consisted of pulling up random associate bio in NYC office and checking for photo.)

Wachtell

Cravath

Skadden

DPW

STB

Latham

Shearman

Debevoise

Willkie Farr

Proskauer



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#7773598)





Date: March 18th, 2007 11:32 AM
Author: Honey-headed abnormal box office

note though that she also claimed not to be listed on her firm's page, which is unlikely after she passed the bar.

It shouldn't be hard to search those firms for HLS '04/'03 (whichever she is) females.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#7773599)





Date: March 29th, 2007 9:44 AM
Author: Orange big-titted mental disorder theater stage

I think I have cracked the case. There are surprisingly few female HLS '05s at these firms with a non-Jewish (she's at least part Irish), white sounding last name and fairly common first name. No Minnesota UG smoking gun though.

I would like to compare notes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#7836341)





Date: March 29th, 2007 5:16 AM
Author: talented gay scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#7836111)





Date: April 10th, 2007 3:22 AM
Author: Hairraiser crotch toaster

Bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#7905293)





Date: June 6th, 2007 5:12 PM
Author: flesh charismatic address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#8221869)





Date: June 6th, 2007 5:15 PM
Author: Vibrant organic girlfriend stain
Subject: SHE BROKE UP WITH HER BOYFRIEND BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#8221877)





Date: June 14th, 2007 9:39 PM
Author: histrionic meetinghouse
Subject: SHE HAS 2 TATTOOS

She has a dragon on her shoulder and a sun on her lower back.

Date: June 14th, 2007 9:20 PM

Author: Rowan

one's a dragon, the other is a sun-shaped design

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=645154&forum_id=2#8256168 )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#8256251)





Date: June 17th, 2007 4:06 PM
Author: Canary Razzle Turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#8266633)





Date: June 18th, 2007 1:49 AM
Author: Hairraiser crotch toaster

Was she finally outted? Please provide details. How could I miss that?? Shiiiit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#8268866)





Date: June 18th, 2007 2:08 AM
Author: titillating sapphire mood sex offender

i can't find the post where she admits to being to biggest tool on the face of the earth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#8268909)





Date: September 1st, 2007 10:40 PM
Author: multi-colored wild queen of the night

Where did Rowan go?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#8588319)





Date: September 1st, 2007 10:41 PM
Author: Mischievous Transparent Field

she was outted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#8588321)





Date: September 1st, 2007 10:46 PM
Author: supple kitchen

The lawsuit was a sign of the beginning of the end; that was a sign of the end of the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#8588354)





Date: September 1st, 2007 10:55 PM
Author: Bateful Cream Rehab

Who is she?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#8588378)





Date: September 1st, 2007 10:54 PM
Author: multi-colored wild queen of the night

I miss her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#8588374)





Date: September 16th, 2007 4:29 PM
Author: histrionic meetinghouse
Subject: CASE CLOSED?

Is the case closed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#8649505)





Date: April 28th, 2008 2:40 AM
Author: glassy yarmulke halford

http://www.pryorcashman.com/attorneys-153.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#9697121)





Date: September 16th, 2007 4:40 PM
Author: Jet ladyboy

Wow, this whole thread is the epitome of pathetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#8649567)





Date: February 9th, 2008 7:02 PM
Author: histrionic meetinghouse
Subject: SHE LOOKS LIKE A WEIRD LITTLE BOY

Date: February 9th, 2008 3:37 PM

Author: Mr. Kirk Cameron

http://hidebehind.com/38815D

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=762426&forum_id=2#9298437 )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#9299440)





Date: August 31st, 2008 9:23 PM
Author: Boyish sickened site

MEMO

TO: Joint Procedure Committee

FROM: Sara Selby

RE: Rule 5.1, N.D.R.Crim.P., Preliminary Examination

5.1(a): The revised version of Fed.R.Crim.P. 5.1 is formatted differently than its North Dakota equivalent, and contains several sentences transferred from Fed.R.Crim.P. 5. In the North Dakota rules, these sentences fit more closely with N.D.R.Crim.P. 5's discussion of waiver of the preliminary hearing at the initial appearance, and they should be retained in their current location. The new federal rule also contains some additional details about selecting a district, scheduling, and extending the time periods for holding preliminary hearings. Fed.R.Crim.P. 5.1(b)'s provisions on selecting a district are irrelevant to North Dakota practice. Fed.R.Crim.P. 5.1(c)-(d) contain provisions on time limits for scheduling preliminary hearings that were previously part of Fed.R.Crim.P. 5(c). As N.D.R.Crim.P. 5 did not contain provisions similar to those in the equivalent federal rule, there seems to be no reason to incorporate it as a component of N.D.R.Crim.P. 5.1 now.

The revised version of Fed.R.Crim.P. 5(e) arranges its sentences differently than N.D.R.Crim.P. 5.1(a), describing the process of the preliminary hearing before the results of the hearing. Although this proceeds logically in sequence from the beginning of the hearing to the finding, N.D.R.Crim.P. 5.1(a)'s statement of the purpose of the preliminary hearing followed by the components of the hearing is also logical. Therefore, rearranging the North Dakota rule does not seem necessary. Another difference is that the North Dakota rule uses "arraignment" while the federal rule says vaguely that the defendant should be required to appear for "further proceedings." N.D.R.Crim.P. 5.1(a) formerly contained language more similar to that of the federal rule, but the Joint Procedure Committee decided to amend the language to the current version because the old version improperly implies that the magistrate schedules the arraignment and because the provision's specification of the court where the defendant should be arraigned was unnecessary. See Minutes of the Joint Procedure Comm. 5-6 (Jan.27-28, 1994). One potential problem with the current North Dakota sentence is that both clauses are in the passive voice. The first clause can be reworded by substituting "if the magistrate finds" for "it appears from the evidence there is." However, rewording of the second sentence is more complicated because the magistrate does not actually schedule the arraignment, as mentioned by the Joint Procedure Committee when they discussed this rule. Id. at 5. Because of this, retaining the passive voice in this clause might be preferable. See Garner, Bryan A, Guidelines for Drafting and Editing Court Rules 4 (1996).

The new version of Fed.R.Crim.P. 5.1 has eliminated the sentence specifying that the finding of probable cause may be based upon hearsay in whole or in part. This is similar to the federal revisions of Fed.R.Crim.P. 4(b), which were amended because the federal committee felt the statement was no longer necessary because case law on the subject is now less ambiguous. However, it is not necessary to remove a provision simply because case law has clarified the proposition, and N.D.R.Crim.P. 4 contains a nearly identical statement about hearsay that is recognized in the rule's explanatory note as a statement of existing case law. It might be advisable to retain this sentence, with the small style change substituting "on" for "upon." See Garner at 34. Both versions of the federal rule specify that the defendant may not object to evidence on the grounds that it was unlawfully acquired, while the N.D.R.Crim.P. 5.1(a) uses the different formulation "the magistrate may receive evidence that would be admissible at trial." Although the two formulations are similar, the North Dakota rule clearly diverges from the older federal rule's emphasis on the defendant's objection. Additionally, the difference between "evidence that would not be admissible at trial" and "unlawfully acquired" evidence may be substantive, as there are types of legally acquired evidence that are inadmissable at trial. Because of this distinction, it seems advisable to retain the North Dakota language.

Another difference between N.D.R.Crim.P. 5.1(a) and the older version of Fed.R.Crim.P. 5.1(a) is that the North Dakota rule does not contain a sentence directing motions to suppress to be made at trial. The Joint Procedure Committee specifically chose to reject the sentence alluding to Rule 12 because information regarding motions to suppress seemed out of place as these motions take place after the arraignment. See Minutes of the Joint Procedure Comm. 7 (Jan.27-28, 1994). Continuing to exclude this information seems reasonable because it more properly belongs in another rule, especially since the revised version of the federal rules has also eliminated this sentence.

5.1(b): There are a several style differences between the revised version of Fed.R.Crim.P. 5.1(f) and the substantively similar N.D.R.Crim.P. 5.1(b). The North Dakota rule is in passive voice, while the federal rule is in a more succinct and easily readable active voice. The North Dakota rule also contains the additional clause "after hearing the evidence on behalf of the respective parties in a preliminary examination," which does not appear in either federal rule. Because this difference existed before the revisions, it may be advisable to retain it. "If the magistrate hears evidence on behalf of the respective parties in a preliminary examination, and finds either a public offense has not been committed or there is not sufficient cause to believe the defendant guilty of the offense" might satisfy both requirements. However, eliminating the unique language and adapting the federal sentence "If the magistrate finds no probable cause to believe an offense has been committed or the defendant committed it" might be another solution. The second clause of the sentence should also be reworded to use the active voice and to eliminate unnecessary words.

N.D.R.Crim.P. 5.1(b) lacks the sentence in both the federal rules specifying that a discharge does not preclude the government from a later prosecution for the same offense. According to the minutes of a 1972 meeting of the Joint Procedure Committee, "Judge Muggli noted that the last sentence of Rule 5.1(b), which states, 'The discharge of the defendant from instituting a subsequent prosecution for the same offense,' makes provision for [Section 29-07-18's language on discharging the accused]." See Minutes of the Joint Procedure Comm. 12 (Mar. 23-24-25, 1972). As this language was later eliminated, continuing it excluding it from the current version of the North Dakota rule seems advisable.

5.1(c):The second sentence of N.D.R.Crim.P. 5.1(c) requires that a verbatim record be made upon the request of either party. Members of the Joint Procedure Committee have previously noted that some attorneys inaccurately believe they must request that a record be made of the proceedings See Minutes of the Joint Procedure Comm. 7-8 (Jan.27-28, 1994). In reality, a preliminary hearing is automatically recorded because it takes place in a court of record and parties must only make a request when they want a transcript. See id. The Joint Procedure Committee voted to remove the second sentence in 1994, but the Court later rejected the Committee's recommendation. See id. at 8. Because the sentence continues to have the potential for misinterpretation, it might be advisable to find alternative language. The revised version of Fed.R.Crim.P. 5.1(c) states, "The preliminary hearing must be recorded by a court reporter or by a suitable recording device. A recording of the proceeding may be made available to any party upon request." These two sentences are clear and succinct, and they might be a good substitute for the more ambiguous North Dakota language. However, the federal rule's phrase"by a court reporter or by a suitable recording device" should not be adapted, as discussion of the differences among court reporters, court recorders, and recording devices would not be a useful addition to the rule. Additionally, instead of using "upon" as the federal rule does, it might be advisable to use "on" as it is the word preferred by the Guidelines. See Garner at 34. The new federal language also uses passive voice, which is generally not preferred. However, passive voice construction is acceptable when using the active voice would narrow the meaning of the sentence, and as N.D.R.Crim.P. 5.1(c) contains several sentences where using the active voice would require the actor to be specified it may be better to leave the rule in the passive voice. See id. at 4.

The Second sentence of N.D.R.Crim.P. 5.1(c) states, "Upon request of either party, a copy of the transcript of the record of proceedings must be furnished to the defendant and the State." The slightly different federal rule states, "A copy of the recording and a transcript may be provided to any party upon request..." The federal language is more concise and should be adapted, though the word "upon" should be replaced with "on." See Garner at 34. The third sentence of N.D.R.Crim.P. 5.1(c) contains specific provisions about defendant's payment of costs, but this is not a substantial difference as Fed.R.Crim.P. 5.1(g) makes reference to Judicial Conference regulations applicable to the same subject. This last sentence contains some style problems as it is in the passive voice, and it should be revised so that both clauses use the active voice.

Another difference between the state and federal rule sis that the pre revision version of Fed.R.Crim.P. 5.1(c) begins with a sentence stating that the magistrate must transmit the papers from the proceeding to the clerk of the district court. However, this provision is unnecessary in N.D.R.Crim.P. 5.1(c) as preliminary hearings are held in district court. See Minutes of the Joint Procedure Comm. 7 (Jan.27-28, 1994). The new federal rule also includes two subsections discussing the production of a witness's statement. However, there is no North Dakota equivalent to Fed.R.Crim.P. 26.2 because under N.D.R.Crim.P. 16 witness statements are discoverable at any time during the proceedings and not only after a witness has testified. Because N.D.R.Crim.P. 16 contains the provisions on the sanctions for failing to comply with its provisions, there is no need for N.D.R.Crim.P. 5 to incorporate similar provisions.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#10115548)





Date: August 31st, 2008 9:32 PM
Author: Boyish sickened site

Harvard Law School, CAMBRIDGE, MA, Class of 2005

Hamline University, ST. PAUL, MN, Class of 2002

Williston High School, WILLISTON, ND, Class of 1998

Saint Josephs School, WILLISTON, ND, Class of 1992

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=476569&forum_id=2#10115566)