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describe the life of a MAGISTRATE JUDGE in DAYTON

$201K has to put you in the top 1% both financially & so...
opaque stain property
  03/03/21
highly likely this will go to a local well-regarded AUSA/AFP...
white ungodly jap set
  03/03/21
they will be blown away by my coastal PRESTIGE and t14 crede...
opaque stain property
  03/03/21
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Hairraiser piazza
  03/03/21
Is this really something you "apply" for? Seems we...
claret laser beams
  03/04/21
they're appointed by the district judges for a limited term....
Hairraiser piazza
  03/04/21
you probably have to be top 35% of your class at tOSU, minim...
yellow nudist preventive strike
  03/03/21
live like a prince for $99K https://www.realtor.com/realest...
opaque stain property
  03/03/21
estimate the number of teens who overdosed from fentanyl ins...
yellow nudist preventive strike
  03/03/21
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Contagious Cruise Ship Cuckold
  03/04/21
loling a federal judge pulling up to his trap house in a low...
Abnormal beady-eyed voyeur area
  03/03/21
those sofas are legit
opaque stain property
  03/03/21
Probably what Indubitably tp is doing these days.
Charismatic avocado codepig rehab
  03/03/21
weekend home along the Ohio river
opaque stain property
  03/03/21
Ha, definitely not. Maybe his dad though
snowy stimulating gas station internal respiration
  03/04/21
Indubz seems to have a lot of fun. I looked up his facebook ...
Charismatic avocado codepig rehab
  03/04/21
He's a cuck, didn't he say once kids weren't his
snowy stimulating gas station internal respiration
  03/04/21
You work ~35 hours per week and make a clerk do the hard stu...
Abnormal beady-eyed voyeur area
  03/03/21
wtf 3 car driveway? seems excessive
opaque stain property
  03/03/21
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Contagious Cruise Ship Cuckold
  03/03/21
It's everything you'd ever hoped for and more. Your thought...
Cowardly onyx liquid oxygen lodge
  03/03/21
my goodness
opaque stain property
  03/03/21
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Cowardly onyx liquid oxygen lodge
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Pontificating psychic
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jet base
  03/04/21
I didn't expect to begin my Thursday crying, but here I am.
Abnormal beady-eyed voyeur area
  03/04/21
...
jet base
  03/04/21
cr way to start every workday ime
opaque stain property
  03/04/21
get the hell off this site, you have the great American nove...
low-t arousing roommate
  03/04/21
we dont know that he hasnt
jet base
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Abnormal beady-eyed voyeur area
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Pontificating psychic
  03/04/21
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Dull bonkers stead
  03/04/21
wb renada
talented jade rigor house
  03/04/21
he's a total fucking throwback and I love it
Pontificating psychic
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Chartreuse Kitchen Old Irish Cottage
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Narrow-minded Chrome Persian Volcanic Crater
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Misanthropic locus filthpig
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ruby spectacular crackhouse lettuce
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this is such an incredible poast. i feel compelled to share ...
ruby spectacular crackhouse lettuce
  03/04/21
I'm going to start randomly e-mailing publishing houses and ...
Chartreuse Kitchen Old Irish Cottage
  03/04/21
"Yeah, there's a guy on this racist law message board, ...
low-t arousing roommate
  03/04/21
lol
jet base
  03/04/21
...
wonderful citrine national patrolman
  02/07/23
I just emailed this to someone
Pontificating psychic
  03/11/21
He could single handedly save ATL by publishing a column onc...
Abnormal beady-eyed voyeur area
  03/04/21
...
low-t arousing roommate
  03/04/21
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opaque stain property
  03/04/21
I bumped his Iger poast last night. I found myself randomly ...
Pontificating psychic
  03/04/21
link?
jet base
  03/04/21
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4772746&fo...
Pontificating psychic
  03/04/21
ty 180
jet base
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Pontificating psychic
  03/11/21
The skill that it takes to write a post like this is beyond ...
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  03/11/21
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flickering motley space
  03/20/21
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Chartreuse Kitchen Old Irish Cottage
  01/05/23
Oddly specific. EDIT: $201K?? Really??
claret laser beams
  03/04/21
$201,112 to be precise
opaque stain property
  03/04/21
great thread
Chartreuse Kitchen Old Irish Cottage
  03/04/21
Other than the Pine Club and the AF Museum there is literall...
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  03/04/21
You drink beer at the Green Lantern Bar and rub shoulders wi...
cyan laughsome bawdyhouse halford
  03/04/21
Grocery shopping on weekends at the kroger fresh fare in ket...
Soul-stirring corn cake
  03/20/21
I've lived in Dayton for 17 years now. T14 credentials like...
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  03/20/21


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Date: March 3rd, 2021 3:59 PM
Author: opaque stain property

$201K has to put you in the top 1% both financially & socially

rubbing shoulders with university deans & retired AF pilots

https://www.ohsd.uscourts.gov/sites/ohsd/files//Application%20for%20Magistrate%20Judge.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42042153)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 4:01 PM
Author: white ungodly jap set

highly likely this will go to a local well-regarded AUSA/AFPD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42042162)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 4:03 PM
Author: opaque stain property

they will be blown away by my coastal PRESTIGE and t14 credentials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42042171)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 5:27 PM
Author: Hairraiser piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42042710)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: claret laser beams

Is this really something you "apply" for? Seems weird. I thought these were still presidential appointments, just not for life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42046817)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 11:52 AM
Author: Hairraiser piazza

they're appointed by the district judges for a limited term. it's not an art iii lifetime gig. it's a gov't job, so it requires a public application process, but this guy is 100% correct that it's going to one of two or three local AUSAs who are well known and were told to apply.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42046842)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 4:05 PM
Author: yellow nudist preventive strike

you probably have to be top 35% of your class at tOSU, minimum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42042179)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 4:06 PM
Author: opaque stain property

live like a prince for $99K

https://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/374-Maryland-Ave_Dayton_OH_45404_M41014-86589

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42042192)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 4:07 PM
Author: yellow nudist preventive strike

estimate the number of teens who overdosed from fentanyl inside that trampoline?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42042197)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 9:54 AM
Author: Contagious Cruise Ship Cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42046000)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 4:17 PM
Author: Abnormal beady-eyed voyeur area

loling a federal judge pulling up to his trap house in a low rider with hydraulics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42042250)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 4:32 PM
Author: opaque stain property

those sofas are legit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42042329)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 4:11 PM
Author: Charismatic avocado codepig rehab

Probably what Indubitably tp is doing these days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42042224)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 4:13 PM
Author: opaque stain property

weekend home along the Ohio river

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42042234)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 9:53 AM
Author: snowy stimulating gas station internal respiration

Ha, definitely not. Maybe his dad though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42045993)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 11:15 AM
Author: Charismatic avocado codepig rehab

Indubz seems to have a lot of fun. I looked up his facebook page after making that poast. I think he has some low-stress law job and spends most of his time making and editing videos of himself with his kids and cute wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42046582)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 11:47 AM
Author: snowy stimulating gas station internal respiration

He's a cuck, didn't he say once kids weren't his

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42046805)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 4:16 PM
Author: Abnormal beady-eyed voyeur area

You work ~35 hours per week and make a clerk do the hard stuff.

You live in a house like this:

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/6960-Mad-River-Rd-Dayton-OH-45459/35043717_zpid/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42042248)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 4:30 PM
Author: opaque stain property

wtf 3 car driveway? seems excessive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42042322)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 5:04 PM
Author: Contagious Cruise Ship Cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42042544)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 5:06 PM
Author: Cowardly onyx liquid oxygen lodge

It's everything you'd ever hoped for and more. Your thoughts trace back to your salad days in the law hall, the whispered jurisprudential insights being passed between students taut and willing for the law, shrouded in thick woolen sweaters and four-in-hand Brooks ties in sedate colors that had been passed somberly from proud fathers to anxious sons the evening before they were to set off for campus by train or boat, each individual a future Star Lucifer shining in the constellation of the legal sky. Your beloved, favorite professor, Lord Dorado, would talk at length about the importance of judges in "the System." "They are our bulwarks of justice, holding up the edifice of civilization. Before their hands pass the currents of twined rivers, one of blood running hot, the passion of man, the other steel grey thrushwater, the logic of mankind. Judges sift the one and the other and, drawing the mixture upward to their lips in the cool cup of legislation, drink deeply, imbibing eternal wisdom." The class went silent at the end of his speech; two young men, first years, appeared to faint for a moment before recovering and steadying themselves against the time dark oak of the witnessing rail bordering the row of seats which lined the viewing theater.

You feel the keys of your Buick Envision in your good hand, their weight and honing. It's the Avenir line--you're a judge now, someone both in and of the community; people rise slightly from their seats when you enter George's Family Restaurant. America. 5pm is closing time. Another day of dispensing justice in the form of magisterial rulings and opinions, your discourse from the bench peppered with little bon mots and aphorisms that no doubt stick in the minds of the parties well after they've left the hallowed concourse of 200 West Second Street. Did Maslow's pyramid have a level for self actualization above self actualization? That's you. You're on that level. Each day sees the operation of your perfectly composed machine of judgeship, the inputs of your mind balanced against the outputs of the robes, you the center of that little universe, dipping your cup into its magically energetic currents, blood and logic, the two sides of mankind. Lord Dorado died seven years ago almost to the day. You watched them bury him on a high hill overlooking the Tennessee foothills resplendent in their polychromatic autumn coat, shovel to dirt in repetition until the ground swallowed him whole. He was a man of the law. Just like you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42042561)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 5:14 PM
Author: opaque stain property

my goodness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42042615)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 5:16 PM
Author: Cowardly onyx liquid oxygen lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42042639)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 5:26 PM
Author: Pontificating psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42042697)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 1:15 AM
Author: Pontificating psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42045169)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 1:21 AM
Author: Bearded mint field nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42045193)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 1:31 AM
Author: jet base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42045229)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 9:27 AM
Author: Abnormal beady-eyed voyeur area

I didn't expect to begin my Thursday crying, but here I am.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42045862)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 9:31 AM
Author: jet base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42045871)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 9:31 AM
Author: opaque stain property

cr way to start every workday ime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42045873)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 9:42 AM
Author: low-t arousing roommate

get the hell off this site, you have the great American novel to write

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42045928)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 10:02 AM
Author: jet base

we dont know that he hasnt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42046047)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 10:14 AM
Author: Abnormal beady-eyed voyeur area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42046110)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 11:20 AM
Author: Pontificating psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42046620)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 10:09 AM
Author: Dull bonkers stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42046073)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 11:21 AM
Author: talented jade rigor house

wb renada

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42046626)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 11:22 AM
Author: Pontificating psychic

he's a total fucking throwback and I love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42046643)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 11:50 AM
Author: Chartreuse Kitchen Old Irish Cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42046826)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 11:53 AM
Author: Narrow-minded Chrome Persian Volcanic Crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42046851)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 12:01 PM
Author: Misanthropic locus filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42046893)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 12:02 PM
Author: ruby spectacular crackhouse lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42046899)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 12:54 PM
Author: ruby spectacular crackhouse lettuce

this is such an incredible poast. i feel compelled to share it with someone, as it deserves a much larger audience than two dozen autists in a dark corner of the internet. but there's really no one outside of xo who could possibly appreciate this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42047243)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 1:20 PM
Author: Chartreuse Kitchen Old Irish Cottage

I'm going to start randomly e-mailing publishing houses and law schools on his behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42047460)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 1:35 PM
Author: low-t arousing roommate

"Yeah, there's a guy on this racist law message board, just ignore the n-threading, what? No, I don't know how to send him a personal message, you just need to get a moniker using a .edu email address, and hang out on the site until he shows up a few times a month ... Hello?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42047610)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 1:36 PM
Author: jet base

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42047615)



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Date: February 7th, 2023 2:20 PM
Author: wonderful citrine national patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#45900003)



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Date: March 11th, 2021 5:11 PM
Author: Pontificating psychic

I just emailed this to someone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42087495)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 1:21 PM
Author: Abnormal beady-eyed voyeur area

He could single handedly save ATL by publishing a column once per week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42047465)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 1:33 PM
Author: low-t arousing roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42047594)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 1:23 PM
Author: opaque stain property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42047486)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 1:25 PM
Author: Pontificating psychic

I bumped his Iger poast last night. I found myself randomly thinking about it and lol'ing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42047509)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 1:31 PM
Author: jet base

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42047566)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 1:44 PM
Author: Pontificating psychic

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4772746&forum_id=2#41995018

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42047676)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 1:50 PM
Author: jet base

ty 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42047715)



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Date: March 11th, 2021 4:40 PM
Author: Pontificating psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42087280)



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Date: March 11th, 2021 6:55 PM
Author: bistre swashbuckling friendly grandma

The skill that it takes to write a post like this is beyond my comprehension.

It's sort of like me mentoring my TTT associates. I can teach them strategy, tactics, legal analysis, drafting skills, but at the end of the day, if I locked them in a room with a laptop and westlaw for a year, they simply would not have the wherewithal to draft a MSJ that would be even a shadow of what I could produce in a mere 2-3 days. Even giving them every tool imaginable, they simply lack the capacity to perform up to the standard.

I feel the same way when I read this poast. You could lock me away for a year and prompt me to write on the topic posed by the OP, and anything I could produce, no matter how many times edited and reedited, would be a mere shadow of what this author cranked out in likely half an hour. It's like telling a 5'8 balding, chubby of counsel to go dunk on a regulation hoop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42088109)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 11:59 PM
Author: flickering motley space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42139379)



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Date: January 5th, 2023 5:33 PM
Author: Chartreuse Kitchen Old Irish Cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#45747256)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 11:45 AM
Author: claret laser beams

Oddly specific.

EDIT: $201K?? Really??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42046790)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 11:59 AM
Author: opaque stain property

$201,112 to be precise

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42046886)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 11:50 AM
Author: Chartreuse Kitchen Old Irish Cottage

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42046824)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 12:07 PM
Author: Offensive scarlet shitlib bbw

Other than the Pine Club and the AF Museum there is literally nothing interesting or redeeming about Dayton (it's a dump)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42046914)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 12:51 PM
Author: cyan laughsome bawdyhouse halford

You drink beer at the Green Lantern Bar and rub shoulders with Dave chappelle and Robert Pollard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42047205)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 11:48 PM
Author: Soul-stirring corn cake

Grocery shopping on weekends at the kroger fresh fare in kettering, based on my experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42139333)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 11:57 PM
Author: Cracking walnut theater stage alpha

I've lived in Dayton for 17 years now. T14 credentials like mine are fairly common here. Maybe 3% of practicing attorneys here have it. There's plenty to do in the Dayton area when you aren't working.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42139372)