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describe the life of a MAGISTRATE JUDGE in DAYTON

$201K has to put you in the top 1% both financially & so...
filthy pit
  03/03/21
highly likely this will go to a local well-regarded AUSA/AFP...
razzmatazz unholy reading party
  03/03/21
they will be blown away by my coastal PRESTIGE and t14 crede...
filthy pit
  03/03/21
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buff internet-worthy theater karate
  03/03/21
Is this really something you "apply" for? Seems we...
Maniacal gay wizard space
  03/04/21
they're appointed by the district judges for a limited term....
buff internet-worthy theater karate
  03/04/21
you probably have to be top 35% of your class at tOSU, minim...
galvanic splenetic crackhouse
  03/03/21
live like a prince for $99K https://www.realtor.com/realest...
filthy pit
  03/03/21
estimate the number of teens who overdosed from fentanyl ins...
galvanic splenetic crackhouse
  03/03/21
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180 dull legend national
  03/04/21
loling a federal judge pulling up to his trap house in a low...
territorial khaki spot boiling water
  03/03/21
those sofas are legit
filthy pit
  03/03/21
Probably what Indubitably tp is doing these days.
disgusting striped hyena
  03/03/21
weekend home along the Ohio river
filthy pit
  03/03/21
Ha, definitely not. Maybe his dad though
dashing bistre base cuckoldry
  03/04/21
Indubz seems to have a lot of fun. I looked up his facebook ...
disgusting striped hyena
  03/04/21
He's a cuck, didn't he say once kids weren't his
dashing bistre base cuckoldry
  03/04/21
You work ~35 hours per week and make a clerk do the hard stu...
territorial khaki spot boiling water
  03/03/21
wtf 3 car driveway? seems excessive
filthy pit
  03/03/21
...
180 dull legend national
  03/03/21
It's everything you'd ever hoped for and more. Your thought...
soul-stirring bat shit crazy parlor
  03/03/21
my goodness
filthy pit
  03/03/21
...
soul-stirring bat shit crazy parlor
  03/03/21
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Boyish Orange Dragon
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Boyish Orange Dragon
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swashbuckling twisted den ratface
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cracking fear-inspiring goal in life menage
  03/04/21
I didn't expect to begin my Thursday crying, but here I am.
territorial khaki spot boiling water
  03/04/21
...
cracking fear-inspiring goal in life menage
  03/04/21
cr way to start every workday ime
filthy pit
  03/04/21
get the hell off this site, you have the great American nove...
hideous point
  03/04/21
we dont know that he hasnt
cracking fear-inspiring goal in life menage
  03/04/21
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territorial khaki spot boiling water
  03/04/21
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Boyish Orange Dragon
  03/04/21
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Cobalt Garrison
  03/04/21
wb renada
Fragrant parlour telephone
  03/04/21
he's a total fucking throwback and I love it
Boyish Orange Dragon
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Purple sneaky criminal
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Godawful bronze depressive market
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balding brilliant affirmative action
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wonderful coldplay fan toilet seat
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this is such an incredible poast. i feel compelled to share ...
wonderful coldplay fan toilet seat
  03/04/21
I'm going to start randomly e-mailing publishing houses and ...
Purple sneaky criminal
  03/04/21
"Yeah, there's a guy on this racist law message board, ...
hideous point
  03/04/21
lol
cracking fear-inspiring goal in life menage
  03/04/21
...
bisexual rehab
  02/07/23
I just emailed this to someone
Boyish Orange Dragon
  03/11/21
He could single handedly save ATL by publishing a column onc...
territorial khaki spot boiling water
  03/04/21
...
hideous point
  03/04/21
...
filthy pit
  03/04/21
I bumped his Iger poast last night. I found myself randomly ...
Boyish Orange Dragon
  03/04/21
link?
cracking fear-inspiring goal in life menage
  03/04/21
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4772746&fo...
Boyish Orange Dragon
  03/04/21
ty 180
cracking fear-inspiring goal in life menage
  03/04/21
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Boyish Orange Dragon
  03/11/21
The skill that it takes to write a post like this is beyond ...
Poppy ape
  03/11/21
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Big unhinged sanctuary mad cow disease
  03/20/21
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Purple sneaky criminal
  01/05/23
Oddly specific. EDIT: $201K?? Really??
Maniacal gay wizard space
  03/04/21
$201,112 to be precise
filthy pit
  03/04/21
great thread
Purple sneaky criminal
  03/04/21
Other than the Pine Club and the AF Museum there is literall...
charismatic walnut resort
  03/04/21
You drink beer at the Green Lantern Bar and rub shoulders wi...
Sickened Vigorous Kitty Idiot
  03/04/21
Grocery shopping on weekends at the kroger fresh fare in ket...
adventurous range
  03/20/21
I've lived in Dayton for 17 years now. T14 credentials like...
appetizing partner community account
  03/20/21


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Date: March 3rd, 2021 3:59 PM
Author: filthy pit

$201K has to put you in the top 1% both financially & socially

rubbing shoulders with university deans & retired AF pilots

https://www.ohsd.uscourts.gov/sites/ohsd/files//Application%20for%20Magistrate%20Judge.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42042153)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 4:01 PM
Author: razzmatazz unholy reading party

highly likely this will go to a local well-regarded AUSA/AFPD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42042162)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 4:03 PM
Author: filthy pit

they will be blown away by my coastal PRESTIGE and t14 credentials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42042171)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 5:27 PM
Author: buff internet-worthy theater karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42042710)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: Maniacal gay wizard space

Is this really something you "apply" for? Seems weird. I thought these were still presidential appointments, just not for life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42046817)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 11:52 AM
Author: buff internet-worthy theater karate

they're appointed by the district judges for a limited term. it's not an art iii lifetime gig. it's a gov't job, so it requires a public application process, but this guy is 100% correct that it's going to one of two or three local AUSAs who are well known and were told to apply.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42046842)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 4:05 PM
Author: galvanic splenetic crackhouse

you probably have to be top 35% of your class at tOSU, minimum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42042179)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 4:06 PM
Author: filthy pit

live like a prince for $99K

https://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/374-Maryland-Ave_Dayton_OH_45404_M41014-86589

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42042192)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 4:07 PM
Author: galvanic splenetic crackhouse

estimate the number of teens who overdosed from fentanyl inside that trampoline?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42042197)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 9:54 AM
Author: 180 dull legend national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42046000)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 4:17 PM
Author: territorial khaki spot boiling water

loling a federal judge pulling up to his trap house in a low rider with hydraulics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42042250)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 4:32 PM
Author: filthy pit

those sofas are legit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42042329)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 4:11 PM
Author: disgusting striped hyena

Probably what Indubitably tp is doing these days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42042224)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 4:13 PM
Author: filthy pit

weekend home along the Ohio river

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42042234)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 9:53 AM
Author: dashing bistre base cuckoldry

Ha, definitely not. Maybe his dad though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42045993)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 11:15 AM
Author: disgusting striped hyena

Indubz seems to have a lot of fun. I looked up his facebook page after making that poast. I think he has some low-stress law job and spends most of his time making and editing videos of himself with his kids and cute wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42046582)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 11:47 AM
Author: dashing bistre base cuckoldry

He's a cuck, didn't he say once kids weren't his

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42046805)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 4:16 PM
Author: territorial khaki spot boiling water

You work ~35 hours per week and make a clerk do the hard stuff.

You live in a house like this:

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/6960-Mad-River-Rd-Dayton-OH-45459/35043717_zpid/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42042248)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 4:30 PM
Author: filthy pit

wtf 3 car driveway? seems excessive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42042322)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 5:04 PM
Author: 180 dull legend national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42042544)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 5:06 PM
Author: soul-stirring bat shit crazy parlor

It's everything you'd ever hoped for and more. Your thoughts trace back to your salad days in the law hall, the whispered jurisprudential insights being passed between students taut and willing for the law, shrouded in thick woolen sweaters and four-in-hand Brooks ties in sedate colors that had been passed somberly from proud fathers to anxious sons the evening before they were to set off for campus by train or boat, each individual a future Star Lucifer shining in the constellation of the legal sky. Your beloved, favorite professor, Lord Dorado, would talk at length about the importance of judges in "the System." "They are our bulwarks of justice, holding up the edifice of civilization. Before their hands pass the currents of twined rivers, one of blood running hot, the passion of man, the other steel grey thrushwater, the logic of mankind. Judges sift the one and the other and, drawing the mixture upward to their lips in the cool cup of legislation, drink deeply, imbibing eternal wisdom." The class went silent at the end of his speech; two young men, first years, appeared to faint for a moment before recovering and steadying themselves against the time dark oak of the witnessing rail bordering the row of seats which lined the viewing theater.

You feel the keys of your Buick Envision in your good hand, their weight and honing. It's the Avenir line--you're a judge now, someone both in and of the community; people rise slightly from their seats when you enter George's Family Restaurant. America. 5pm is closing time. Another day of dispensing justice in the form of magisterial rulings and opinions, your discourse from the bench peppered with little bon mots and aphorisms that no doubt stick in the minds of the parties well after they've left the hallowed concourse of 200 West Second Street. Did Maslow's pyramid have a level for self actualization above self actualization? That's you. You're on that level. Each day sees the operation of your perfectly composed machine of judgeship, the inputs of your mind balanced against the outputs of the robes, you the center of that little universe, dipping your cup into its magically energetic currents, blood and logic, the two sides of mankind. Lord Dorado died seven years ago almost to the day. You watched them bury him on a high hill overlooking the Tennessee foothills resplendent in their polychromatic autumn coat, shovel to dirt in repetition until the ground swallowed him whole. He was a man of the law. Just like you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42042561)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 5:14 PM
Author: filthy pit

my goodness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42042615)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 5:16 PM
Author: soul-stirring bat shit crazy parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42042639)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 5:26 PM
Author: Boyish Orange Dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42042697)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 1:15 AM
Author: Boyish Orange Dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42045169)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 1:21 AM
Author: swashbuckling twisted den ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42045193)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 1:31 AM
Author: cracking fear-inspiring goal in life menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42045229)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 9:27 AM
Author: territorial khaki spot boiling water

I didn't expect to begin my Thursday crying, but here I am.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42045862)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 9:31 AM
Author: cracking fear-inspiring goal in life menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42045871)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 9:31 AM
Author: filthy pit

cr way to start every workday ime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42045873)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 9:42 AM
Author: hideous point

get the hell off this site, you have the great American novel to write

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42045928)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 10:02 AM
Author: cracking fear-inspiring goal in life menage

we dont know that he hasnt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42046047)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 10:14 AM
Author: territorial khaki spot boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42046110)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 11:20 AM
Author: Boyish Orange Dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42046620)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 10:09 AM
Author: Cobalt Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42046073)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 11:21 AM
Author: Fragrant parlour telephone

wb renada

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42046626)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 11:22 AM
Author: Boyish Orange Dragon

he's a total fucking throwback and I love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42046643)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 11:50 AM
Author: Purple sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42046826)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 11:53 AM
Author: Godawful bronze depressive market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42046851)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 12:01 PM
Author: balding brilliant affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42046893)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 12:02 PM
Author: wonderful coldplay fan toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42046899)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 12:54 PM
Author: wonderful coldplay fan toilet seat

this is such an incredible poast. i feel compelled to share it with someone, as it deserves a much larger audience than two dozen autists in a dark corner of the internet. but there's really no one outside of xo who could possibly appreciate this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42047243)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 1:20 PM
Author: Purple sneaky criminal

I'm going to start randomly e-mailing publishing houses and law schools on his behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42047460)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 1:35 PM
Author: hideous point

"Yeah, there's a guy on this racist law message board, just ignore the n-threading, what? No, I don't know how to send him a personal message, you just need to get a moniker using a .edu email address, and hang out on the site until he shows up a few times a month ... Hello?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42047610)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 1:36 PM
Author: cracking fear-inspiring goal in life menage

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42047615)



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Date: February 7th, 2023 2:20 PM
Author: bisexual rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#45900003)



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Date: March 11th, 2021 5:11 PM
Author: Boyish Orange Dragon

I just emailed this to someone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42087495)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 1:21 PM
Author: territorial khaki spot boiling water

He could single handedly save ATL by publishing a column once per week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42047465)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 1:33 PM
Author: hideous point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42047594)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 1:23 PM
Author: filthy pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42047486)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 1:25 PM
Author: Boyish Orange Dragon

I bumped his Iger poast last night. I found myself randomly thinking about it and lol'ing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42047509)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 1:31 PM
Author: cracking fear-inspiring goal in life menage

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42047566)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 1:44 PM
Author: Boyish Orange Dragon

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4772746&forum_id=2#41995018

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42047676)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 1:50 PM
Author: cracking fear-inspiring goal in life menage

ty 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42047715)



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Date: March 11th, 2021 4:40 PM
Author: Boyish Orange Dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42087280)



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Date: March 11th, 2021 6:55 PM
Author: Poppy ape

The skill that it takes to write a post like this is beyond my comprehension.

It's sort of like me mentoring my TTT associates. I can teach them strategy, tactics, legal analysis, drafting skills, but at the end of the day, if I locked them in a room with a laptop and westlaw for a year, they simply would not have the wherewithal to draft a MSJ that would be even a shadow of what I could produce in a mere 2-3 days. Even giving them every tool imaginable, they simply lack the capacity to perform up to the standard.

I feel the same way when I read this poast. You could lock me away for a year and prompt me to write on the topic posed by the OP, and anything I could produce, no matter how many times edited and reedited, would be a mere shadow of what this author cranked out in likely half an hour. It's like telling a 5'8 balding, chubby of counsel to go dunk on a regulation hoop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42088109)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 11:59 PM
Author: Big unhinged sanctuary mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42139379)



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Date: January 5th, 2023 5:33 PM
Author: Purple sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#45747256)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 11:45 AM
Author: Maniacal gay wizard space

Oddly specific.

EDIT: $201K?? Really??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42046790)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 11:59 AM
Author: filthy pit

$201,112 to be precise

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42046886)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 11:50 AM
Author: Purple sneaky criminal

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42046824)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 12:07 PM
Author: charismatic walnut resort

Other than the Pine Club and the AF Museum there is literally nothing interesting or redeeming about Dayton (it's a dump)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42046914)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 12:51 PM
Author: Sickened Vigorous Kitty Idiot

You drink beer at the Green Lantern Bar and rub shoulders with Dave chappelle and Robert Pollard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42047205)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 11:48 PM
Author: adventurous range

Grocery shopping on weekends at the kroger fresh fare in kettering, based on my experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42139333)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 11:57 PM
Author: appetizing partner community account

I've lived in Dayton for 17 years now. T14 credentials like mine are fairly common here. Maybe 3% of practicing attorneys here have it. There's plenty to do in the Dayton area when you aren't working.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42139372)