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describe the life of a MAGISTRATE JUDGE in DAYTON

$201K has to put you in the top 1% both financially & so...
razzle-dazzle bull headed site nowag
  03/03/21
highly likely this will go to a local well-regarded AUSA/AFP...
Drunken Office
  03/03/21
they will be blown away by my coastal PRESTIGE and t14 crede...
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  03/03/21
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Is this really something you "apply" for? Seems we...
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  03/04/21
they're appointed by the district judges for a limited term....
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  03/04/21
you probably have to be top 35% of your class at tOSU, minim...
Mind-boggling well-lubricated university
  03/03/21
live like a prince for $99K https://www.realtor.com/realest...
razzle-dazzle bull headed site nowag
  03/03/21
estimate the number of teens who overdosed from fentanyl ins...
Mind-boggling well-lubricated university
  03/03/21
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  03/04/21
loling a federal judge pulling up to his trap house in a low...
dull azn
  03/03/21
those sofas are legit
razzle-dazzle bull headed site nowag
  03/03/21
Probably what Indubitably tp is doing these days.
multi-colored bat shit crazy step-uncle's house boiling water
  03/03/21
weekend home along the Ohio river
razzle-dazzle bull headed site nowag
  03/03/21
Ha, definitely not. Maybe his dad though
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  03/04/21
Indubz seems to have a lot of fun. I looked up his facebook ...
multi-colored bat shit crazy step-uncle's house boiling water
  03/04/21
He's a cuck, didn't he say once kids weren't his
citrine masturbator senate
  03/04/21
You work ~35 hours per week and make a clerk do the hard stu...
dull azn
  03/03/21
wtf 3 car driveway? seems excessive
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  03/03/21
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  03/03/21
It's everything you'd ever hoped for and more. Your thought...
Pink Soul-stirring Corner
  03/03/21
my goodness
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I didn't expect to begin my Thursday crying, but here I am.
dull azn
  03/04/21
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aromatic mother theater
  03/04/21
cr way to start every workday ime
razzle-dazzle bull headed site nowag
  03/04/21
get the hell off this site, you have the great American nove...
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  03/04/21
we dont know that he hasnt
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I'm going to start randomly e-mailing publishing houses and ...
mewling stirring stage haunted graveyard
  03/04/21
"Yeah, there's a guy on this racist law message board, ...
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  03/04/21
lol
aromatic mother theater
  03/04/21
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Milky Thriller Principal's Office
  02/07/23
I just emailed this to someone
Mint Adventurous State
  03/11/21
He could single handedly save ATL by publishing a column onc...
dull azn
  03/04/21
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I bumped his Iger poast last night. I found myself randomly ...
Mint Adventurous State
  03/04/21
link?
aromatic mother theater
  03/04/21
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4772746&fo...
Mint Adventurous State
  03/04/21
ty 180
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  01/05/23
Oddly specific. EDIT: $201K?? Really??
aphrodisiac saffron shitlib
  03/04/21
$201,112 to be precise
razzle-dazzle bull headed site nowag
  03/04/21
great thread
mewling stirring stage haunted graveyard
  03/04/21
Other than the Pine Club and the AF Museum there is literall...
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  03/04/21
You drink beer at the Green Lantern Bar and rub shoulders wi...
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  03/04/21
Grocery shopping on weekends at the kroger fresh fare in ket...
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  03/20/21
I've lived in Dayton for 17 years now. T14 credentials like...
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  03/20/21


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Date: March 3rd, 2021 3:59 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle bull headed site nowag

$201K has to put you in the top 1% both financially & socially

rubbing shoulders with university deans & retired AF pilots

https://www.ohsd.uscourts.gov/sites/ohsd/files//Application%20for%20Magistrate%20Judge.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42042153)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 4:01 PM
Author: Drunken Office

highly likely this will go to a local well-regarded AUSA/AFPD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42042162)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 4:03 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle bull headed site nowag

they will be blown away by my coastal PRESTIGE and t14 credentials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42042171)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 5:27 PM
Author: domesticated supple nibblets pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42042710)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: aphrodisiac saffron shitlib

Is this really something you "apply" for? Seems weird. I thought these were still presidential appointments, just not for life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42046817)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 11:52 AM
Author: domesticated supple nibblets pocket flask

they're appointed by the district judges for a limited term. it's not an art iii lifetime gig. it's a gov't job, so it requires a public application process, but this guy is 100% correct that it's going to one of two or three local AUSAs who are well known and were told to apply.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42046842)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 4:05 PM
Author: Mind-boggling well-lubricated university

you probably have to be top 35% of your class at tOSU, minimum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42042179)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 4:06 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle bull headed site nowag

live like a prince for $99K

https://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/374-Maryland-Ave_Dayton_OH_45404_M41014-86589

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42042192)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 4:07 PM
Author: Mind-boggling well-lubricated university

estimate the number of teens who overdosed from fentanyl inside that trampoline?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42042197)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 9:54 AM
Author: iridescent haunting location faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42046000)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 4:17 PM
Author: dull azn

loling a federal judge pulling up to his trap house in a low rider with hydraulics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42042250)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 4:32 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle bull headed site nowag

those sofas are legit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42042329)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 4:11 PM
Author: multi-colored bat shit crazy step-uncle's house boiling water

Probably what Indubitably tp is doing these days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42042224)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 4:13 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle bull headed site nowag

weekend home along the Ohio river

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42042234)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 9:53 AM
Author: citrine masturbator senate

Ha, definitely not. Maybe his dad though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42045993)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 11:15 AM
Author: multi-colored bat shit crazy step-uncle's house boiling water

Indubz seems to have a lot of fun. I looked up his facebook page after making that poast. I think he has some low-stress law job and spends most of his time making and editing videos of himself with his kids and cute wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42046582)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 11:47 AM
Author: citrine masturbator senate

He's a cuck, didn't he say once kids weren't his

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42046805)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 4:16 PM
Author: dull azn

You work ~35 hours per week and make a clerk do the hard stuff.

You live in a house like this:

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/6960-Mad-River-Rd-Dayton-OH-45459/35043717_zpid/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42042248)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 4:30 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle bull headed site nowag

wtf 3 car driveway? seems excessive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42042322)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 5:04 PM
Author: iridescent haunting location faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42042544)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 5:06 PM
Author: Pink Soul-stirring Corner

It's everything you'd ever hoped for and more. Your thoughts trace back to your salad days in the law hall, the whispered jurisprudential insights being passed between students taut and willing for the law, shrouded in thick woolen sweaters and four-in-hand Brooks ties in sedate colors that had been passed somberly from proud fathers to anxious sons the evening before they were to set off for campus by train or boat, each individual a future Star Lucifer shining in the constellation of the legal sky. Your beloved, favorite professor, Lord Dorado, would talk at length about the importance of judges in "the System." "They are our bulwarks of justice, holding up the edifice of civilization. Before their hands pass the currents of twined rivers, one of blood running hot, the passion of man, the other steel grey thrushwater, the logic of mankind. Judges sift the one and the other and, drawing the mixture upward to their lips in the cool cup of legislation, drink deeply, imbibing eternal wisdom." The class went silent at the end of his speech; two young men, first years, appeared to faint for a moment before recovering and steadying themselves against the time dark oak of the witnessing rail bordering the row of seats which lined the viewing theater.

You feel the keys of your Buick Envision in your good hand, their weight and honing. It's the Avenir line--you're a judge now, someone both in and of the community; people rise slightly from their seats when you enter George's Family Restaurant. America. 5pm is closing time. Another day of dispensing justice in the form of magisterial rulings and opinions, your discourse from the bench peppered with little bon mots and aphorisms that no doubt stick in the minds of the parties well after they've left the hallowed concourse of 200 West Second Street. Did Maslow's pyramid have a level for self actualization above self actualization? That's you. You're on that level. Each day sees the operation of your perfectly composed machine of judgeship, the inputs of your mind balanced against the outputs of the robes, you the center of that little universe, dipping your cup into its magically energetic currents, blood and logic, the two sides of mankind. Lord Dorado died seven years ago almost to the day. You watched them bury him on a high hill overlooking the Tennessee foothills resplendent in their polychromatic autumn coat, shovel to dirt in repetition until the ground swallowed him whole. He was a man of the law. Just like you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42042561)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 5:14 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle bull headed site nowag

my goodness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42042615)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 5:16 PM
Author: Pink Soul-stirring Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42042639)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 5:26 PM
Author: Mint Adventurous State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42042697)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 1:15 AM
Author: Mint Adventurous State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42045169)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 1:21 AM
Author: spectacular cerise spot



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Date: March 4th, 2021 1:31 AM
Author: aromatic mother theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42045229)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 9:27 AM
Author: dull azn

I didn't expect to begin my Thursday crying, but here I am.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42045862)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 9:31 AM
Author: aromatic mother theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42045871)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 9:31 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle bull headed site nowag

cr way to start every workday ime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42045873)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 9:42 AM
Author: galvanic sadistic casino coldplay fan

get the hell off this site, you have the great American novel to write

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42045928)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 10:02 AM
Author: aromatic mother theater

we dont know that he hasnt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42046047)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 10:14 AM
Author: dull azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42046110)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 11:20 AM
Author: Mint Adventurous State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42046620)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 10:09 AM
Author: Charcoal Bossy Milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42046073)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 11:21 AM
Author: Mildly autistic hyperactive ceo nursing home

wb renada

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42046626)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 11:22 AM
Author: Mint Adventurous State

he's a total fucking throwback and I love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42046643)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 11:50 AM
Author: mewling stirring stage haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42046826)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 11:53 AM
Author: Curious range new version



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Date: March 4th, 2021 12:01 PM
Author: spruce exciting pit boistinker



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Date: March 4th, 2021 12:02 PM
Author: azure diverse dilemma bbw



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Date: March 4th, 2021 12:54 PM
Author: azure diverse dilemma bbw

this is such an incredible poast. i feel compelled to share it with someone, as it deserves a much larger audience than two dozen autists in a dark corner of the internet. but there's really no one outside of xo who could possibly appreciate this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42047243)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 1:20 PM
Author: mewling stirring stage haunted graveyard

I'm going to start randomly e-mailing publishing houses and law schools on his behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42047460)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 1:35 PM
Author: galvanic sadistic casino coldplay fan

"Yeah, there's a guy on this racist law message board, just ignore the n-threading, what? No, I don't know how to send him a personal message, you just need to get a moniker using a .edu email address, and hang out on the site until he shows up a few times a month ... Hello?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42047610)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 1:36 PM
Author: aromatic mother theater

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42047615)



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Date: February 7th, 2023 2:20 PM
Author: Milky Thriller Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#45900003)



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Date: March 11th, 2021 5:11 PM
Author: Mint Adventurous State

I just emailed this to someone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42087495)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 1:21 PM
Author: dull azn

He could single handedly save ATL by publishing a column once per week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42047465)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 1:33 PM
Author: galvanic sadistic casino coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42047594)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 1:23 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle bull headed site nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42047486)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 1:25 PM
Author: Mint Adventurous State

I bumped his Iger poast last night. I found myself randomly thinking about it and lol'ing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42047509)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 1:31 PM
Author: aromatic mother theater

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42047566)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 1:44 PM
Author: Mint Adventurous State

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4772746&forum_id=2#41995018

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42047676)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 1:50 PM
Author: aromatic mother theater

ty 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42047715)



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Date: March 11th, 2021 4:40 PM
Author: Mint Adventurous State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42087280)



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Date: March 11th, 2021 6:55 PM
Author: razzmatazz stock car kitty

The skill that it takes to write a post like this is beyond my comprehension.

It's sort of like me mentoring my TTT associates. I can teach them strategy, tactics, legal analysis, drafting skills, but at the end of the day, if I locked them in a room with a laptop and westlaw for a year, they simply would not have the wherewithal to draft a MSJ that would be even a shadow of what I could produce in a mere 2-3 days. Even giving them every tool imaginable, they simply lack the capacity to perform up to the standard.

I feel the same way when I read this poast. You could lock me away for a year and prompt me to write on the topic posed by the OP, and anything I could produce, no matter how many times edited and reedited, would be a mere shadow of what this author cranked out in likely half an hour. It's like telling a 5'8 balding, chubby of counsel to go dunk on a regulation hoop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42088109)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 11:59 PM
Author: Charismatic den gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42139379)



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Date: January 5th, 2023 5:33 PM
Author: mewling stirring stage haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#45747256)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 11:45 AM
Author: aphrodisiac saffron shitlib

Oddly specific.

EDIT: $201K?? Really??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42046790)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 11:59 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle bull headed site nowag

$201,112 to be precise

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42046886)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 11:50 AM
Author: mewling stirring stage haunted graveyard

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42046824)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 12:07 PM
Author: silver turdskin lodge

Other than the Pine Club and the AF Museum there is literally nothing interesting or redeeming about Dayton (it's a dump)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42046914)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 12:51 PM
Author: Splenetic translucent lay

You drink beer at the Green Lantern Bar and rub shoulders with Dave chappelle and Robert Pollard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42047205)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 11:48 PM
Author: stimulating lavender institution

Grocery shopping on weekends at the kroger fresh fare in kettering, based on my experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42139333)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 11:57 PM
Author: onyx vigorous plaza

I've lived in Dayton for 17 years now. T14 credentials like mine are fairly common here. Maybe 3% of practicing attorneys here have it. There's plenty to do in the Dayton area when you aren't working.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42139372)