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describe the life of a MAGISTRATE JUDGE in DAYTON

$201K has to put you in the top 1% both financially & so...
bateful amber azn
  03/03/21
highly likely this will go to a local well-regarded AUSA/AFP...
mint son of senegal field
  03/03/21
they will be blown away by my coastal PRESTIGE and t14 crede...
bateful amber azn
  03/03/21
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Marvelous hideous fat ankles
  03/03/21
Is this really something you "apply" for? Seems we...
histrionic aquamarine corn cake immigrant
  03/04/21
they're appointed by the district judges for a limited term....
Marvelous hideous fat ankles
  03/04/21
you probably have to be top 35% of your class at tOSU, minim...
canary abode giraffe
  03/03/21
live like a prince for $99K https://www.realtor.com/realest...
bateful amber azn
  03/03/21
estimate the number of teens who overdosed from fentanyl ins...
canary abode giraffe
  03/03/21
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Curious nofapping trailer park dingle berry
  03/04/21
loling a federal judge pulling up to his trap house in a low...
erotic pisswyrm chapel
  03/03/21
those sofas are legit
bateful amber azn
  03/03/21
Probably what Indubitably tp is doing these days.
exciting brunch coffee pot
  03/03/21
weekend home along the Ohio river
bateful amber azn
  03/03/21
Ha, definitely not. Maybe his dad though
cobalt underhanded station
  03/04/21
Indubz seems to have a lot of fun. I looked up his facebook ...
exciting brunch coffee pot
  03/04/21
He's a cuck, didn't he say once kids weren't his
cobalt underhanded station
  03/04/21
You work ~35 hours per week and make a clerk do the hard stu...
erotic pisswyrm chapel
  03/03/21
wtf 3 car driveway? seems excessive
bateful amber azn
  03/03/21
...
Curious nofapping trailer park dingle berry
  03/03/21
It's everything you'd ever hoped for and more. Your thought...
Brass mood stage
  03/03/21
my goodness
bateful amber azn
  03/03/21
...
Brass mood stage
  03/03/21
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vibrant saffron resort
  03/03/21
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vibrant saffron resort
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pale hall rigor
  03/04/21
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ultramarine trump supporter sweet tailpipe
  03/04/21
I didn't expect to begin my Thursday crying, but here I am.
erotic pisswyrm chapel
  03/04/21
...
ultramarine trump supporter sweet tailpipe
  03/04/21
cr way to start every workday ime
bateful amber azn
  03/04/21
get the hell off this site, you have the great American nove...
hot sable temple foreskin
  03/04/21
we dont know that he hasnt
ultramarine trump supporter sweet tailpipe
  03/04/21
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erotic pisswyrm chapel
  03/04/21
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vibrant saffron resort
  03/04/21
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Shivering parlour puppy
  03/04/21
wb renada
Splenetic Headpube Corner
  03/04/21
he's a total fucking throwback and I love it
vibrant saffron resort
  03/04/21
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lake patrolman
  03/04/21
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appetizing codepig hominid
  03/04/21
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vengeful gay ratface
  03/04/21
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Hateful Cuck Nursing Home
  03/04/21
this is such an incredible poast. i feel compelled to share ...
Hateful Cuck Nursing Home
  03/04/21
I'm going to start randomly e-mailing publishing houses and ...
lake patrolman
  03/04/21
"Yeah, there's a guy on this racist law message board, ...
hot sable temple foreskin
  03/04/21
lol
ultramarine trump supporter sweet tailpipe
  03/04/21
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Rusted free-loading love of her life garrison
  02/07/23
I just emailed this to someone
vibrant saffron resort
  03/11/21
He could single handedly save ATL by publishing a column onc...
erotic pisswyrm chapel
  03/04/21
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hot sable temple foreskin
  03/04/21
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bateful amber azn
  03/04/21
I bumped his Iger poast last night. I found myself randomly ...
vibrant saffron resort
  03/04/21
link?
ultramarine trump supporter sweet tailpipe
  03/04/21
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4772746&fo...
vibrant saffron resort
  03/04/21
ty 180
ultramarine trump supporter sweet tailpipe
  03/04/21
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vibrant saffron resort
  03/11/21
The skill that it takes to write a post like this is beyond ...
electric tan kitty philosopher-king
  03/11/21
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bull headed orchid fortuitous meteor
  03/20/21
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lake patrolman
  01/05/23
Oddly specific. EDIT: $201K?? Really??
histrionic aquamarine corn cake immigrant
  03/04/21
$201,112 to be precise
bateful amber azn
  03/04/21
great thread
lake patrolman
  03/04/21
Other than the Pine Club and the AF Museum there is literall...
umber stead
  03/04/21
You drink beer at the Green Lantern Bar and rub shoulders wi...
cracking native newt
  03/04/21
Grocery shopping on weekends at the kroger fresh fare in ket...
Milky theatre lettuce
  03/20/21
I've lived in Dayton for 17 years now. T14 credentials like...
fear-inspiring sandwich
  03/20/21


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Date: March 3rd, 2021 3:59 PM
Author: bateful amber azn

$201K has to put you in the top 1% both financially & socially

rubbing shoulders with university deans & retired AF pilots

https://www.ohsd.uscourts.gov/sites/ohsd/files//Application%20for%20Magistrate%20Judge.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42042153)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 4:01 PM
Author: mint son of senegal field

highly likely this will go to a local well-regarded AUSA/AFPD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42042162)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 4:03 PM
Author: bateful amber azn

they will be blown away by my coastal PRESTIGE and t14 credentials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42042171)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 5:27 PM
Author: Marvelous hideous fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42042710)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: histrionic aquamarine corn cake immigrant

Is this really something you "apply" for? Seems weird. I thought these were still presidential appointments, just not for life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42046817)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 11:52 AM
Author: Marvelous hideous fat ankles

they're appointed by the district judges for a limited term. it's not an art iii lifetime gig. it's a gov't job, so it requires a public application process, but this guy is 100% correct that it's going to one of two or three local AUSAs who are well known and were told to apply.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42046842)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 4:05 PM
Author: canary abode giraffe

you probably have to be top 35% of your class at tOSU, minimum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42042179)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 4:06 PM
Author: bateful amber azn

live like a prince for $99K

https://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/374-Maryland-Ave_Dayton_OH_45404_M41014-86589

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42042192)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 4:07 PM
Author: canary abode giraffe

estimate the number of teens who overdosed from fentanyl inside that trampoline?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42042197)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 9:54 AM
Author: Curious nofapping trailer park dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42046000)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 4:17 PM
Author: erotic pisswyrm chapel

loling a federal judge pulling up to his trap house in a low rider with hydraulics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42042250)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 4:32 PM
Author: bateful amber azn

those sofas are legit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42042329)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 4:11 PM
Author: exciting brunch coffee pot

Probably what Indubitably tp is doing these days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42042224)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 4:13 PM
Author: bateful amber azn

weekend home along the Ohio river

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42042234)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 9:53 AM
Author: cobalt underhanded station

Ha, definitely not. Maybe his dad though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42045993)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 11:15 AM
Author: exciting brunch coffee pot

Indubz seems to have a lot of fun. I looked up his facebook page after making that poast. I think he has some low-stress law job and spends most of his time making and editing videos of himself with his kids and cute wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42046582)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 11:47 AM
Author: cobalt underhanded station

He's a cuck, didn't he say once kids weren't his

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42046805)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 4:16 PM
Author: erotic pisswyrm chapel

You work ~35 hours per week and make a clerk do the hard stuff.

You live in a house like this:

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/6960-Mad-River-Rd-Dayton-OH-45459/35043717_zpid/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42042248)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 4:30 PM
Author: bateful amber azn

wtf 3 car driveway? seems excessive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42042322)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 5:04 PM
Author: Curious nofapping trailer park dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42042544)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 5:06 PM
Author: Brass mood stage

It's everything you'd ever hoped for and more. Your thoughts trace back to your salad days in the law hall, the whispered jurisprudential insights being passed between students taut and willing for the law, shrouded in thick woolen sweaters and four-in-hand Brooks ties in sedate colors that had been passed somberly from proud fathers to anxious sons the evening before they were to set off for campus by train or boat, each individual a future Star Lucifer shining in the constellation of the legal sky. Your beloved, favorite professor, Lord Dorado, would talk at length about the importance of judges in "the System." "They are our bulwarks of justice, holding up the edifice of civilization. Before their hands pass the currents of twined rivers, one of blood running hot, the passion of man, the other steel grey thrushwater, the logic of mankind. Judges sift the one and the other and, drawing the mixture upward to their lips in the cool cup of legislation, drink deeply, imbibing eternal wisdom." The class went silent at the end of his speech; two young men, first years, appeared to faint for a moment before recovering and steadying themselves against the time dark oak of the witnessing rail bordering the row of seats which lined the viewing theater.

You feel the keys of your Buick Envision in your good hand, their weight and honing. It's the Avenir line--you're a judge now, someone both in and of the community; people rise slightly from their seats when you enter George's Family Restaurant. America. 5pm is closing time. Another day of dispensing justice in the form of magisterial rulings and opinions, your discourse from the bench peppered with little bon mots and aphorisms that no doubt stick in the minds of the parties well after they've left the hallowed concourse of 200 West Second Street. Did Maslow's pyramid have a level for self actualization above self actualization? That's you. You're on that level. Each day sees the operation of your perfectly composed machine of judgeship, the inputs of your mind balanced against the outputs of the robes, you the center of that little universe, dipping your cup into its magically energetic currents, blood and logic, the two sides of mankind. Lord Dorado died seven years ago almost to the day. You watched them bury him on a high hill overlooking the Tennessee foothills resplendent in their polychromatic autumn coat, shovel to dirt in repetition until the ground swallowed him whole. He was a man of the law. Just like you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42042561)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 5:14 PM
Author: bateful amber azn

my goodness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42042615)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 5:16 PM
Author: Brass mood stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42042639)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 5:26 PM
Author: vibrant saffron resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42042697)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 1:15 AM
Author: vibrant saffron resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42045169)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 1:21 AM
Author: pale hall rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42045193)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 1:31 AM
Author: ultramarine trump supporter sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42045229)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 9:27 AM
Author: erotic pisswyrm chapel

I didn't expect to begin my Thursday crying, but here I am.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42045862)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 9:31 AM
Author: ultramarine trump supporter sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42045871)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 9:31 AM
Author: bateful amber azn

cr way to start every workday ime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42045873)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 9:42 AM
Author: hot sable temple foreskin

get the hell off this site, you have the great American novel to write

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42045928)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 10:02 AM
Author: ultramarine trump supporter sweet tailpipe

we dont know that he hasnt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42046047)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 10:14 AM
Author: erotic pisswyrm chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42046110)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 11:20 AM
Author: vibrant saffron resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42046620)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 10:09 AM
Author: Shivering parlour puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42046073)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 11:21 AM
Author: Splenetic Headpube Corner

wb renada

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42046626)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 11:22 AM
Author: vibrant saffron resort

he's a total fucking throwback and I love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42046643)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 11:50 AM
Author: lake patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42046826)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 11:53 AM
Author: appetizing codepig hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42046851)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 12:01 PM
Author: vengeful gay ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42046893)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 12:02 PM
Author: Hateful Cuck Nursing Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42046899)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 12:54 PM
Author: Hateful Cuck Nursing Home

this is such an incredible poast. i feel compelled to share it with someone, as it deserves a much larger audience than two dozen autists in a dark corner of the internet. but there's really no one outside of xo who could possibly appreciate this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42047243)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 1:20 PM
Author: lake patrolman

I'm going to start randomly e-mailing publishing houses and law schools on his behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42047460)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 1:35 PM
Author: hot sable temple foreskin

"Yeah, there's a guy on this racist law message board, just ignore the n-threading, what? No, I don't know how to send him a personal message, you just need to get a moniker using a .edu email address, and hang out on the site until he shows up a few times a month ... Hello?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42047610)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 1:36 PM
Author: ultramarine trump supporter sweet tailpipe

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42047615)



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Date: February 7th, 2023 2:20 PM
Author: Rusted free-loading love of her life garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#45900003)



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Date: March 11th, 2021 5:11 PM
Author: vibrant saffron resort

I just emailed this to someone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42087495)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 1:21 PM
Author: erotic pisswyrm chapel

He could single handedly save ATL by publishing a column once per week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42047465)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 1:33 PM
Author: hot sable temple foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42047594)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 1:23 PM
Author: bateful amber azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42047486)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 1:25 PM
Author: vibrant saffron resort

I bumped his Iger poast last night. I found myself randomly thinking about it and lol'ing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42047509)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 1:31 PM
Author: ultramarine trump supporter sweet tailpipe

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42047566)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 1:44 PM
Author: vibrant saffron resort

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4772746&forum_id=2#41995018

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42047676)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 1:50 PM
Author: ultramarine trump supporter sweet tailpipe

ty 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42047715)



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Date: March 11th, 2021 4:40 PM
Author: vibrant saffron resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42087280)



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Date: March 11th, 2021 6:55 PM
Author: electric tan kitty philosopher-king

The skill that it takes to write a post like this is beyond my comprehension.

It's sort of like me mentoring my TTT associates. I can teach them strategy, tactics, legal analysis, drafting skills, but at the end of the day, if I locked them in a room with a laptop and westlaw for a year, they simply would not have the wherewithal to draft a MSJ that would be even a shadow of what I could produce in a mere 2-3 days. Even giving them every tool imaginable, they simply lack the capacity to perform up to the standard.

I feel the same way when I read this poast. You could lock me away for a year and prompt me to write on the topic posed by the OP, and anything I could produce, no matter how many times edited and reedited, would be a mere shadow of what this author cranked out in likely half an hour. It's like telling a 5'8 balding, chubby of counsel to go dunk on a regulation hoop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42088109)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 11:59 PM
Author: bull headed orchid fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42139379)



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Date: January 5th, 2023 5:33 PM
Author: lake patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#45747256)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 11:45 AM
Author: histrionic aquamarine corn cake immigrant

Oddly specific.

EDIT: $201K?? Really??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42046790)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 11:59 AM
Author: bateful amber azn

$201,112 to be precise

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42046886)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 11:50 AM
Author: lake patrolman

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42046824)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 12:07 PM
Author: umber stead

Other than the Pine Club and the AF Museum there is literally nothing interesting or redeeming about Dayton (it's a dump)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42046914)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 12:51 PM
Author: cracking native newt

You drink beer at the Green Lantern Bar and rub shoulders with Dave chappelle and Robert Pollard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42047205)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 11:48 PM
Author: Milky theatre lettuce

Grocery shopping on weekends at the kroger fresh fare in kettering, based on my experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42139333)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 11:57 PM
Author: fear-inspiring sandwich

I've lived in Dayton for 17 years now. T14 credentials like mine are fairly common here. Maybe 3% of practicing attorneys here have it. There's plenty to do in the Dayton area when you aren't working.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42139372)