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describe the life of a MAGISTRATE JUDGE in DAYTON

$201K has to put you in the top 1% both financially & so...
adventurous submissive abode roast beef
  03/03/21
highly likely this will go to a local well-regarded AUSA/AFP...
Chartreuse masturbator
  03/03/21
they will be blown away by my coastal PRESTIGE and t14 crede...
adventurous submissive abode roast beef
  03/03/21
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passionate shrine ape
  03/03/21
Is this really something you "apply" for? Seems we...
Elite Tripping Plaza Wrinkle
  03/04/21
they're appointed by the district judges for a limited term....
passionate shrine ape
  03/04/21
you probably have to be top 35% of your class at tOSU, minim...
aromatic unhinged point doctorate
  03/03/21
live like a prince for $99K https://www.realtor.com/realest...
adventurous submissive abode roast beef
  03/03/21
estimate the number of teens who overdosed from fentanyl ins...
aromatic unhinged point doctorate
  03/03/21
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Arousing dragon
  03/04/21
loling a federal judge pulling up to his trap house in a low...
exciting thirsty orchestra pit
  03/03/21
those sofas are legit
adventurous submissive abode roast beef
  03/03/21
Probably what Indubitably tp is doing these days.
Claret bossy therapy
  03/03/21
weekend home along the Ohio river
adventurous submissive abode roast beef
  03/03/21
Ha, definitely not. Maybe his dad though
boyish massive institution cuckold
  03/04/21
Indubz seems to have a lot of fun. I looked up his facebook ...
Claret bossy therapy
  03/04/21
He's a cuck, didn't he say once kids weren't his
boyish massive institution cuckold
  03/04/21
You work ~35 hours per week and make a clerk do the hard stu...
exciting thirsty orchestra pit
  03/03/21
wtf 3 car driveway? seems excessive
adventurous submissive abode roast beef
  03/03/21
...
Arousing dragon
  03/03/21
It's everything you'd ever hoped for and more. Your thought...
180 set famous landscape painting
  03/03/21
my goodness
adventurous submissive abode roast beef
  03/03/21
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180 set famous landscape painting
  03/03/21
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fantasy-prone cracking native goyim
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chestnut son of senegal
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salmon new version
  03/04/21
I didn't expect to begin my Thursday crying, but here I am.
exciting thirsty orchestra pit
  03/04/21
...
salmon new version
  03/04/21
cr way to start every workday ime
adventurous submissive abode roast beef
  03/04/21
get the hell off this site, you have the great American nove...
Swashbuckling Twinkling Uncleanness Trust Fund
  03/04/21
we dont know that he hasnt
salmon new version
  03/04/21
...
exciting thirsty orchestra pit
  03/04/21
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fantasy-prone cracking native goyim
  03/04/21
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Disgusting histrionic menage toaster
  03/04/21
wb renada
unholy messiness
  03/04/21
he's a total fucking throwback and I love it
fantasy-prone cracking native goyim
  03/04/21
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Amber Hairless Dopamine
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Razzmatazz irate center mad-dog skullcap
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sinister spectacular water buffalo
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black area
  03/04/21
this is such an incredible poast. i feel compelled to share ...
black area
  03/04/21
I'm going to start randomly e-mailing publishing houses and ...
Amber Hairless Dopamine
  03/04/21
"Yeah, there's a guy on this racist law message board, ...
Swashbuckling Twinkling Uncleanness Trust Fund
  03/04/21
lol
salmon new version
  03/04/21
...
low-t business firm
  02/07/23
I just emailed this to someone
fantasy-prone cracking native goyim
  03/11/21
He could single handedly save ATL by publishing a column onc...
exciting thirsty orchestra pit
  03/04/21
...
Swashbuckling Twinkling Uncleanness Trust Fund
  03/04/21
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adventurous submissive abode roast beef
  03/04/21
I bumped his Iger poast last night. I found myself randomly ...
fantasy-prone cracking native goyim
  03/04/21
link?
salmon new version
  03/04/21
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4772746&fo...
fantasy-prone cracking native goyim
  03/04/21
ty 180
salmon new version
  03/04/21
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fantasy-prone cracking native goyim
  03/11/21
The skill that it takes to write a post like this is beyond ...
talented brunch
  03/11/21
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Sepia Thriller Stock Car Wagecucks
  03/20/21
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Amber Hairless Dopamine
  01/05/23
Oddly specific. EDIT: $201K?? Really??
Elite Tripping Plaza Wrinkle
  03/04/21
$201,112 to be precise
adventurous submissive abode roast beef
  03/04/21
great thread
Amber Hairless Dopamine
  03/04/21
Other than the Pine Club and the AF Museum there is literall...
Bespoke Casino
  03/04/21
You drink beer at the Green Lantern Bar and rub shoulders wi...
self-centered trip address
  03/04/21
Grocery shopping on weekends at the kroger fresh fare in ket...
dashing alcoholic codepig fortuitous meteor
  03/20/21
I've lived in Dayton for 17 years now. T14 credentials like...
medicated legend
  03/20/21


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Date: March 3rd, 2021 3:59 PM
Author: adventurous submissive abode roast beef

$201K has to put you in the top 1% both financially & socially

rubbing shoulders with university deans & retired AF pilots

https://www.ohsd.uscourts.gov/sites/ohsd/files//Application%20for%20Magistrate%20Judge.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42042153)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 4:01 PM
Author: Chartreuse masturbator

highly likely this will go to a local well-regarded AUSA/AFPD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42042162)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 4:03 PM
Author: adventurous submissive abode roast beef

they will be blown away by my coastal PRESTIGE and t14 credentials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42042171)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 5:27 PM
Author: passionate shrine ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42042710)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: Elite Tripping Plaza Wrinkle

Is this really something you "apply" for? Seems weird. I thought these were still presidential appointments, just not for life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42046817)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 11:52 AM
Author: passionate shrine ape

they're appointed by the district judges for a limited term. it's not an art iii lifetime gig. it's a gov't job, so it requires a public application process, but this guy is 100% correct that it's going to one of two or three local AUSAs who are well known and were told to apply.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42046842)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 4:05 PM
Author: aromatic unhinged point doctorate

you probably have to be top 35% of your class at tOSU, minimum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42042179)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 4:06 PM
Author: adventurous submissive abode roast beef

live like a prince for $99K

https://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/374-Maryland-Ave_Dayton_OH_45404_M41014-86589

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42042192)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 4:07 PM
Author: aromatic unhinged point doctorate

estimate the number of teens who overdosed from fentanyl inside that trampoline?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42042197)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 9:54 AM
Author: Arousing dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42046000)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 4:17 PM
Author: exciting thirsty orchestra pit

loling a federal judge pulling up to his trap house in a low rider with hydraulics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42042250)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 4:32 PM
Author: adventurous submissive abode roast beef

those sofas are legit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42042329)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 4:11 PM
Author: Claret bossy therapy

Probably what Indubitably tp is doing these days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42042224)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 4:13 PM
Author: adventurous submissive abode roast beef

weekend home along the Ohio river

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42042234)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 9:53 AM
Author: boyish massive institution cuckold

Ha, definitely not. Maybe his dad though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42045993)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 11:15 AM
Author: Claret bossy therapy

Indubz seems to have a lot of fun. I looked up his facebook page after making that poast. I think he has some low-stress law job and spends most of his time making and editing videos of himself with his kids and cute wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42046582)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 11:47 AM
Author: boyish massive institution cuckold

He's a cuck, didn't he say once kids weren't his

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42046805)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 4:16 PM
Author: exciting thirsty orchestra pit

You work ~35 hours per week and make a clerk do the hard stuff.

You live in a house like this:

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/6960-Mad-River-Rd-Dayton-OH-45459/35043717_zpid/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42042248)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 4:30 PM
Author: adventurous submissive abode roast beef

wtf 3 car driveway? seems excessive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42042322)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 5:04 PM
Author: Arousing dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42042544)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 5:06 PM
Author: 180 set famous landscape painting

It's everything you'd ever hoped for and more. Your thoughts trace back to your salad days in the law hall, the whispered jurisprudential insights being passed between students taut and willing for the law, shrouded in thick woolen sweaters and four-in-hand Brooks ties in sedate colors that had been passed somberly from proud fathers to anxious sons the evening before they were to set off for campus by train or boat, each individual a future Star Lucifer shining in the constellation of the legal sky. Your beloved, favorite professor, Lord Dorado, would talk at length about the importance of judges in "the System." "They are our bulwarks of justice, holding up the edifice of civilization. Before their hands pass the currents of twined rivers, one of blood running hot, the passion of man, the other steel grey thrushwater, the logic of mankind. Judges sift the one and the other and, drawing the mixture upward to their lips in the cool cup of legislation, drink deeply, imbibing eternal wisdom." The class went silent at the end of his speech; two young men, first years, appeared to faint for a moment before recovering and steadying themselves against the time dark oak of the witnessing rail bordering the row of seats which lined the viewing theater.

You feel the keys of your Buick Envision in your good hand, their weight and honing. It's the Avenir line--you're a judge now, someone both in and of the community; people rise slightly from their seats when you enter George's Family Restaurant. America. 5pm is closing time. Another day of dispensing justice in the form of magisterial rulings and opinions, your discourse from the bench peppered with little bon mots and aphorisms that no doubt stick in the minds of the parties well after they've left the hallowed concourse of 200 West Second Street. Did Maslow's pyramid have a level for self actualization above self actualization? That's you. You're on that level. Each day sees the operation of your perfectly composed machine of judgeship, the inputs of your mind balanced against the outputs of the robes, you the center of that little universe, dipping your cup into its magically energetic currents, blood and logic, the two sides of mankind. Lord Dorado died seven years ago almost to the day. You watched them bury him on a high hill overlooking the Tennessee foothills resplendent in their polychromatic autumn coat, shovel to dirt in repetition until the ground swallowed him whole. He was a man of the law. Just like you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42042561)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 5:14 PM
Author: adventurous submissive abode roast beef

my goodness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42042615)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 5:16 PM
Author: 180 set famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42042639)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 5:26 PM
Author: fantasy-prone cracking native goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42042697)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 1:15 AM
Author: fantasy-prone cracking native goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42045169)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 1:21 AM
Author: chestnut son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42045193)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 1:31 AM
Author: salmon new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42045229)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 9:27 AM
Author: exciting thirsty orchestra pit

I didn't expect to begin my Thursday crying, but here I am.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42045862)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 9:31 AM
Author: salmon new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42045871)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 9:31 AM
Author: adventurous submissive abode roast beef

cr way to start every workday ime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42045873)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 9:42 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Twinkling Uncleanness Trust Fund

get the hell off this site, you have the great American novel to write

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42045928)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 10:02 AM
Author: salmon new version

we dont know that he hasnt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42046047)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 10:14 AM
Author: exciting thirsty orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42046110)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 11:20 AM
Author: fantasy-prone cracking native goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42046620)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 10:09 AM
Author: Disgusting histrionic menage toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42046073)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 11:21 AM
Author: unholy messiness

wb renada

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42046626)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 11:22 AM
Author: fantasy-prone cracking native goyim

he's a total fucking throwback and I love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42046643)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 11:50 AM
Author: Amber Hairless Dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42046826)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 11:53 AM
Author: Razzmatazz irate center mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42046851)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 12:01 PM
Author: sinister spectacular water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42046893)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 12:02 PM
Author: black area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42046899)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 12:54 PM
Author: black area

this is such an incredible poast. i feel compelled to share it with someone, as it deserves a much larger audience than two dozen autists in a dark corner of the internet. but there's really no one outside of xo who could possibly appreciate this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42047243)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 1:20 PM
Author: Amber Hairless Dopamine

I'm going to start randomly e-mailing publishing houses and law schools on his behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42047460)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 1:35 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Twinkling Uncleanness Trust Fund

"Yeah, there's a guy on this racist law message board, just ignore the n-threading, what? No, I don't know how to send him a personal message, you just need to get a moniker using a .edu email address, and hang out on the site until he shows up a few times a month ... Hello?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42047610)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 1:36 PM
Author: salmon new version

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42047615)



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Date: February 7th, 2023 2:20 PM
Author: low-t business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#45900003)



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Date: March 11th, 2021 5:11 PM
Author: fantasy-prone cracking native goyim

I just emailed this to someone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42087495)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 1:21 PM
Author: exciting thirsty orchestra pit

He could single handedly save ATL by publishing a column once per week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42047465)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 1:33 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Twinkling Uncleanness Trust Fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42047594)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 1:23 PM
Author: adventurous submissive abode roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42047486)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 1:25 PM
Author: fantasy-prone cracking native goyim

I bumped his Iger poast last night. I found myself randomly thinking about it and lol'ing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42047509)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 1:31 PM
Author: salmon new version

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42047566)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 1:44 PM
Author: fantasy-prone cracking native goyim

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4772746&forum_id=2#41995018

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42047676)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 1:50 PM
Author: salmon new version

ty 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42047715)



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Date: March 11th, 2021 4:40 PM
Author: fantasy-prone cracking native goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42087280)



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Date: March 11th, 2021 6:55 PM
Author: talented brunch

The skill that it takes to write a post like this is beyond my comprehension.

It's sort of like me mentoring my TTT associates. I can teach them strategy, tactics, legal analysis, drafting skills, but at the end of the day, if I locked them in a room with a laptop and westlaw for a year, they simply would not have the wherewithal to draft a MSJ that would be even a shadow of what I could produce in a mere 2-3 days. Even giving them every tool imaginable, they simply lack the capacity to perform up to the standard.

I feel the same way when I read this poast. You could lock me away for a year and prompt me to write on the topic posed by the OP, and anything I could produce, no matter how many times edited and reedited, would be a mere shadow of what this author cranked out in likely half an hour. It's like telling a 5'8 balding, chubby of counsel to go dunk on a regulation hoop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42088109)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 11:59 PM
Author: Sepia Thriller Stock Car Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42139379)



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Date: January 5th, 2023 5:33 PM
Author: Amber Hairless Dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#45747256)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 11:45 AM
Author: Elite Tripping Plaza Wrinkle

Oddly specific.

EDIT: $201K?? Really??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42046790)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 11:59 AM
Author: adventurous submissive abode roast beef

$201,112 to be precise

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42046886)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 11:50 AM
Author: Amber Hairless Dopamine

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42046824)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 12:07 PM
Author: Bespoke Casino

Other than the Pine Club and the AF Museum there is literally nothing interesting or redeeming about Dayton (it's a dump)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42046914)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 12:51 PM
Author: self-centered trip address

You drink beer at the Green Lantern Bar and rub shoulders with Dave chappelle and Robert Pollard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42047205)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 11:48 PM
Author: dashing alcoholic codepig fortuitous meteor

Grocery shopping on weekends at the kroger fresh fare in kettering, based on my experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42139333)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 11:57 PM
Author: medicated legend

I've lived in Dayton for 17 years now. T14 credentials like mine are fairly common here. Maybe 3% of practicing attorneys here have it. There's plenty to do in the Dayton area when you aren't working.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42139372)