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Toward a Consensus Philosophy of Shit Eating

Somewhere there must exist a line that delineates the "...
vibrant faggotry pocket flask
  06/23/04
one trillion
jet curious nursing home
  06/23/04
true for the most part
infuriating dun becky heaven
  06/23/04
agreed. shit is only hot if it comes from an asian woman, pr...
dashing bawdyhouse
  09/26/05
Everybody say "Hello" to the dean of YLS.
Zombie-like orchestra pit useless brakes
  06/23/04
i think you're trying too hard
hot geriatric jap
  06/23/04
This is beyond refinement. 180. Just brilliant.
fiercely-loyal address headpube
  06/23/04
i feel wrong for this turning me on a little.
flesh gaping
  06/27/04
boys are disgusting..this is revolting but sort of amazing..
Peach beta abode
  07/19/05
bump. because this is a gem and is going seemingly unapprec...
jet curious nursing home
  06/23/04
that's because there is nothing left to say once perfection ...
sooty gay wizard school
  06/23/04
I think this thread needs that shit-eating story that pops u...
Bearded nudist dopamine roast beef
  06/23/04
by request
hot geriatric jap
  06/23/04
It isn't supposed to have paragraph breaks.
jet curious nursing home
  06/23/04
This can be like the King James Version or something.
Bearded nudist dopamine roast beef
  06/23/04
not sure what that has to do with anything
hot geriatric jap
  06/23/04
It has everything to do with everything. You doctored it. ...
jet curious nursing home
  06/23/04
simple cut and paste from numerous previous posts really,...
hot geriatric jap
  06/23/04
A few years ago, while browsing around the library downtown,...
jet curious nursing home
  06/23/04
Since this is the seminal work on the topic, it needs a name...
Bearded nudist dopamine roast beef
  06/23/04
Coprophilia. Not coprophobia. (Wasn't that a TMBG song?)...
vibrant faggotry pocket flask
  06/23/04
My bad, of course. My biases show through. EDIT: I'm an i...
Bearded nudist dopamine roast beef
  06/23/04
The Brownesday Book. The Scatolonomicon.
Zombie-like orchestra pit useless brakes
  06/23/04
Fuck, my earlier post should have been Restatement (Third...
Bearded nudist dopamine roast beef
  06/23/04
Restatement (Turd) of Splats
Aphrodisiac Boltzmann Faggot Firefighter
  12/02/05
Oh yeaaa, DP.
Zombie-like orchestra pit useless brakes
  06/23/04
One question for Thea or others who know more about ass sex ...
fiercely-loyal address headpube
  06/23/04
That makes sense, but I know from those times I fucked mysel...
vibrant faggotry pocket flask
  06/23/04
Mentadent?
fiercely-loyal address headpube
  07/07/04
Jesus, no. Aqua Fresh.
vibrant faggotry pocket flask
  07/07/04
Just making sure. You keep refering to a pump, and I just d...
fiercely-loyal address headpube
  07/07/04
Just put a condom on it. The only sharp edge is the top o...
vibrant faggotry pocket flask
  07/07/04
I don't know about that. There are plenty of things with ro...
fiercely-loyal address headpube
  07/07/04
Possibly, but the penetration also loosens her bowels and an...
Zombie-like orchestra pit useless brakes
  06/23/04
Spellbinding. Bump.
Fragrant walnut indian lodge trust fund
  06/26/04
"Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must be silent.&...
silver nowag puppy
  06/26/04
bump
vibrant faggotry pocket flask
  07/07/04
Cripes, this was gold.
Zombie-like orchestra pit useless brakes
  07/07/04
Karl Rove plods along with approximately one quarter of this...
fiercely-loyal address headpube
  11/07/04
I weep.
Beady-eyed French Mood
  11/07/04
bumparoo
Bearded nudist dopamine roast beef
  12/06/04
As a TTTshiteatingfaggot, I agree strenuously and wholeheart...
silver nowag puppy
  12/06/04
Shut the fuck up you fuckingTTTshiteatingfaggot
flickering lettuce
  12/06/04
I had a long coversation last night with random people on a ...
fiercely-loyal address headpube
  12/06/04
He *is* a fucking moron. I'm glad you bumped this because...
odious self-absorbed half-breed
  12/06/04
Hi! What exactly do you mean by rectal mucus? As in, sec...
fiercely-loyal address headpube
  12/06/04
You're probably right on that point. Yes, I gathered from...
odious self-absorbed half-breed
  12/06/04
I can't say I've ever experienced it. The ass I've eaten is...
fiercely-loyal address headpube
  12/06/04
Must have been a literary device. Thanks.
odious self-absorbed half-breed
  12/06/04
To clarify, it is a very wet experience. I just haven't e...
fiercely-loyal address headpube
  07/19/05
When you say "hot" do you mean it in the same cont...
Jade boyish turdskin stag film
  12/06/04
Fucking brilliant.
ungodly lay
  12/06/04
You law guys are so feaking predictable ! This type of w...
exhilarant parlor goal in life
  12/06/04
Obvious? Sarcasm?
odious self-absorbed half-breed
  12/06/04
This thread was obviously meant to be ironic. I don't see ho...
exhilarant parlor goal in life
  12/06/04
There is nothing ironic about the original post.
fiercely-loyal address headpube
  12/06/04
He's talking about something taht most people would find dis...
exhilarant parlor goal in life
  12/06/04
Isn't that your ENTIRE SHTICK?
180 Disgusting Base Haunted Graveyard
  12/06/04
...
Titillating alpha business firm
  03/06/05
more feces indeed
Bearded nudist dopamine roast beef
  03/25/05
Bump for LeiTTTer.
fiercely-loyal address headpube
  04/11/05
I still weep. Even if only chemically, robotically.
comical mental disorder death wish
  04/11/05
I'm surprised no one has mentioned santorum yet.
ruby useless windowlicker
  05/01/05
...
Soggy Poppy Queen Of The Night
  05/30/05
This thread should be made sticky.
adventurous candlestick maker
  05/30/05
hi.
Awkward Prole
  06/16/05
Bump for Marcellus.
fiercely-loyal address headpube
  07/19/05
Still a classic.
swashbuckling pit sneaky criminal
  07/19/05
I've shared it with friends and family.
fiercely-loyal address headpube
  07/19/05
You should print it out for those people on the deck. (see ...
swashbuckling pit sneaky criminal
  07/19/05
Fucking prudes.
fiercely-loyal address headpube
  07/19/05
...
fiercely-loyal address headpube
  07/19/05
Never forget.
ungodly lay
  09/26/05
*tear*
Underhanded ebony filthpig
  09/26/05
i wept. then i laughed. then i wept some more.
jet curious nursing home
  09/26/05
I put it on the refrigerator, but the wife took it down b/c ...
Underhanded ebony filthpig
  09/26/05
are you thea?
jet curious nursing home
  09/26/05
If I was, you would feel my presence - alas you do not.
Underhanded ebony filthpig
  09/26/05
Quite possibly the best post in the history of XO.
ruddy multi-colored shitlib state
  09/26/05
top 5 for sure. i would say the all american football typ...
jet curious nursing home
  09/26/05
what's the american football type?
alcoholic pistol corner
  09/26/05
bumped "browsing around the library downtown" or s...
jet curious nursing home
  09/26/05
"bowl of amalgamated come"
alcoholic pistol corner
  09/26/05
my favorite part.
jet curious nursing home
  09/26/05
I had never read this one before. This surely ranks as one o...
charismatic tantric range
  09/26/05
Toward a Consensus Philosophy of Shit Eating Also, this o...
Underhanded ebony filthpig
  09/26/05
LOL I'll edit my list. I totally forgot about that one.
charismatic tantric range
  09/26/05
Never forget blackpeoplelikeporkchopsbecausetheyareshapedlik...
vivacious menage marketing idea
  09/26/05
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=169439&mc=37...
vivacious menage marketing idea
  09/26/05
fucking classic. edited.
charismatic tantric range
  09/26/05
breaking point: threw turd at nigger today is the best thre...
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  04/30/06
...
Bisexual Electric Furnace Cuckold
  12/02/05
philosophy > english
alcoholic pistol corner
  12/05/05
classic bump
cobalt idiotic weed whacker
  12/22/05
consensus has been reached
alcoholic pistol corner
  01/28/06
bump
Bearded nudist dopamine roast beef
  02/14/06
Happy Valentine's!
fiercely-loyal address headpube
  02/14/06
for 174
alcoholic pistol corner
  03/01/06
*weeps* I miss thea.
Big Garrison
  03/01/06
...
massive exciting ratface
  04/30/06
1 fucking hundred
Bateful Tanning Salon
  04/30/06
overrated
wonderful onyx crotch kitchen
  04/30/06
fag
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  03/14/07
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...
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  07/11/06
...
massive exciting ratface
  08/04/06
gods and generals
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  10/31/06
Let us bow our heads in silence and remember one of XOXO's g...
massive exciting ratface
  12/01/06
As illustrated in one of xo's greatest posts.
Chest-beating crawly den
  12/05/06
Is the OP a published author yet?
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  12/01/06
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Internet-worthy Stage
  01/25/07
comparison bump
swashbuckling pit sneaky criminal
  01/25/07
Never forget.
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  03/03/07
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  03/15/07
I think this is teh appropiate place for this... http://w...
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  03/15/07
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  04/21/07
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  08/08/07
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Date: June 23rd, 2004 1:29 PM
Author: vibrant faggotry pocket flask

Somewhere there must exist a line that delineates the "hot" forms of shit-eating from the "gross and disgusting" forms of shit-eating. I suggest that line can be found thusly:

Suppose there's an anal gang-bang going on. Some chick is on her knees, maybe strapped to a board on the floor by her ankles and wrists, and a couple dozen guys are running train on her asshole. Cock after cock makes its way into her rectum and fucks her insides out until it deposits a fresh hot load of cum deep in her bowels.

After several of the guys have had their turn, churning the growing jizzmix in her gut, now let's say she's released from the board and allowed to rear-back so the frothy contents of her colon flow out past her distended, useless sphincter and into a bowl on the floor.

And now suppose she raises the bowl to her lips and drinks the mixture down.

In the cleanest of circumstances, the contents of the bowl are likely to be the same pure whitish that they were when they first went into her ass. But more than likely, the aggressive backdoor pounding and multiple shapes, sizes and angles of thrust have almost certainly shaken loose a little fecal matter and given the bowl of amalgamated come an ever-so-slightly brownish tint.

Still, watching this asswhore gulp down two dozen loads of manjuice fresh from her ass with her own essence mixed in is undeniably hot.

But, if you simply add a couple rabbit pellets to the mix -- tiny turds the size of a pea or gumdrop that fall out of her stretched rear cavity along with the nut -- then somehow this whole idea appears to be unseemly all of a sudden.

Thus we can discern that the line from disgustingly hot to simply disgusting falls between these two fairly close poles.

In sum, I think it can be analogized to spices, like cinnamon or nutmeg. A light addition to add flavor, color and aroma is welcome. But nobody really wants to suck on a mouthful.

Agreement? Disagreement? Refinement?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#789951)





Date: June 23rd, 2004 1:30 PM
Author: jet curious nursing home

one trillion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#789968)





Date: June 23rd, 2004 1:31 PM
Author: infuriating dun becky heaven
Subject: true for the most part

but the chick should be asian and the guys black

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#789980)





Date: September 26th, 2005 9:50 PM
Author: dashing bawdyhouse

agreed. shit is only hot if it comes from an asian woman, preferably japanese

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3912467)





Date: June 23rd, 2004 1:47 PM
Author: Zombie-like orchestra pit useless brakes

Everybody say "Hello" to the dean of YLS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#790124)





Date: June 23rd, 2004 1:48 PM
Author: hot geriatric jap

i think you're trying too hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#790137)





Date: June 23rd, 2004 2:03 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal address headpube

This is beyond refinement. 180. Just brilliant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#790253)





Date: June 27th, 2004 1:12 AM
Author: flesh gaping

i feel wrong for this turning me on a little.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#821115)





Date: July 19th, 2005 2:18 PM
Author: Peach beta abode

boys are disgusting..this is revolting but sort of amazing..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3345782)





Date: June 23rd, 2004 1:38 PM
Author: jet curious nursing home

bump. because this is a gem and is going seemingly unappreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#790054)





Date: June 23rd, 2004 1:44 PM
Author: sooty gay wizard school

that's because there is nothing left to say once perfection has been articulated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#790097)





Date: June 23rd, 2004 1:48 PM
Author: Bearded nudist dopamine roast beef

I think this thread needs that shit-eating story that pops up from time to time, you know, the one where the guy goes into the stall and finds a still-fresh crap.

You know, so that we can reach that consensus by having all the materials available to us.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#790140)





Date: June 23rd, 2004 1:49 PM
Author: hot geriatric jap
Subject: by request

A few years ago, while browsing around the library downtown, I had to take a piss. As I entered the john a big beautiful all-american football hero type, about twenty-five, came out of one of the booths. I stood at the urinal looking at him out of the corner of my eye as he washed his hands. He didn't once look at me. He was "straight" and married -- and in any case I was sure I wouldn't have a chance with him.

As soon as he left I darted into the booth he'd vacated, hoping there might be a lingering smell of shit and even a seat still warm from his sturdy young ass. I found not only the smell but the shit itself. He'd forgotten to flush. And what a treasure he had left behind. Three or four beautiful specimens floated in the bowl. It apparently had been a fairly dry, constipated shit, for all were fat, stiff, and ruggedly textured.

The real prize was a great feast of turd -- a nine inch gastrointestinal triumph as thick as a man's wrist.

I knelt before the bowl, inhaling the rich brown fragrance and wondered if I should obey the impulse building up inside me. I'd always been a heavy rimmer and had lapped up more than one little clump of shit, but that had been just an inevitable part of eating ass and not an end in itself. Of course I'd had jerk-off fantasies of devouring great loads of it (what rimmer hasn't), but I had never done it. Now, here I was, confronted with the most beautiful five-pound turd I'd ever feasted my eyes on, a sausage fit to star in any fantasy and one I knew to have been hatched from the asshole of the world's handsomest young stud.

Why not? I plucked it from the bowl, holding it with both hands to keep it from breaking. I lifted it to my nose. It smelled like rich, ripe limburger (horrid, but thrilling), yet had the consistency of cheddar. What is cheese anyway but milk turning to shit without the benefit of a digestive tract? I gave it a lick and found that it tasted better then it smelled. I've found since then that shit nearly almost does.

I hesitated no longer. I shoved the fucking thing as far into my mouth as I could get it and sucked on it like a big brown cock, beating my meat like a madman. I wanted to completely engulf it and bit off a large chunk, flooding my mouth with the intense, bittersweet flavor. To my delight I found that while the water in the bowl had chilled the outside of the turd, it was still warm inside. As I chewed I discovered that it was filled with hard little bits of something I soon identified as peanuts. He hadn't chewed them carefully and they'd passed through his body virtually unchanged. I ate it greedily, sending lump after peanutty lump sliding scratchily down my throat. My only regret was the donor of this feast wasn't there to wash it down with his piss.

I soon reached a terrific climax. I caught my cum in the cupped palm of my hand and drank it down. Believe me, there is no more delightful combination of flavors than the hot sweetness of cum with the rich bitterness of shit.

Afterwards I was sorry that I hadn't made it last longer. But then I realized that I still had a lot of fun in store for me. There was still a clutch of virile turds left in the bowl. I tenderly fished them out, rolled them into my hankerchief, and stashed them in my briefcase. In the week to come I found all kinds of ways to eat the shit without bolting it right down. Once eaten it's gone forever unless you want to filch it third hand out of your own asshole. Not an unreasonable recourse in moments of desperation or simple boredom. I stored the turds in the refrigerator when I was not using them but within a week they were all gone. The last one I held in my mouth without chewing, letting it slowly dissolve. I had liquid shit trickling down my throat for nearly four hours. I must have had six orgasms in the process.

I often think of that lovely young guy dropping solid gold out of his sweet, pink asshole every day, never knowing what joy it could, and at least once did, bring to a grateful shiteater.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#790153)





Date: June 23rd, 2004 1:50 PM
Author: jet curious nursing home

It isn't supposed to have paragraph breaks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#790160)





Date: June 23rd, 2004 1:51 PM
Author: Bearded nudist dopamine roast beef

This can be like the King James Version or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#790166)





Date: June 23rd, 2004 1:51 PM
Author: hot geriatric jap

not sure what that has to do with anything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#790170)





Date: June 23rd, 2004 1:53 PM
Author: jet curious nursing home

It has everything to do with everything. You doctored it. Poor form.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#790188)





Date: June 23rd, 2004 1:54 PM
Author: hot geriatric jap

simple cut and paste from numerous previous posts

really, this board is strange...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#790195)





Date: June 23rd, 2004 1:49 PM
Author: jet curious nursing home

A few years ago, while browsing around the library downtown, I had to take a piss. As I entered the john a big beautiful all-American football hero type, about twenty five, came out of one of the booths. I stood at the urinal looking at him out of the corner of my eye as he washed his hands. He didn't once look at me. He was "straight" and married -- and in any case I was sure I wouldn't have a chance with him. As soon as he left I darted into the booth he'd vacated, hoping there might be a lingering smell of shit and even a seat still warm from his sturdy young ass. I found not only the smell but the shit itself. He'd forgotten to flush. And what a treasure he had left behind. Three or four beautiful specimens floated in the bowl. It apparently had been a fairly dry, constipated shit, for all were fat, stiff, and ruggedly textured. The real prize was a great feast of turd -- a nine inch gastrointestinal triumph as thick as a man's wrist. I knelt before the bowl, inhaling the rich brown fragrance and wondered if I should obey the impulse building up inside me. I'd always been a heavy rimmer and had lapped up more than one little clump of shit, but that had been just an inevitable part of eating ass and not an end in itself. Of course I'd had jerkoff fantasies of devouring great loads of it (what rimmer hasn't), but I had never done it. Now, here I was, confronted with the most beautiful five-pound turd I'd ever feasted my eyes on, a sausage fit to star in any fantasy and one I knew to have been hatched from the asshole of the world's handsomest young stud. Why not? I plucked it from the bowl, holding it with both hands to keep it from breaking. I lifted it to my nose. It smelled like rich, ripe limburger (horrid, but thrilling), yet had the consistency of cheddar. What is cheese anyway but milk turning to shit without the benefit of a digestive tract? I gave it a lick and found that it tasted better then it smelled. I've found since then that shit nearly almost does. I hesitated no longer. I shoved the fucking thing as far into my mouth as I could get it and sucked on it like a big brown cock, beating my meat like a madman. I wanted to completely engulf it and bit off a large chunk, flooding my mouth with the intense, bittersweet flavor. To my delight I found that while the water in the bowl had chilled the outside of the turd, it was still warm inside. As I chewed I discovered that it was filled with hard little bits of something I soon identified as peanuts. He hadn't chewed them carefully and they'd passed through his body virtually unchanged. I ate it greedily, sending lump after peanutty lump sliding scratchily down my throat. My only regret was the donor of this feast wasn't there to wash it down with his piss. I soon reached a terrific climax. I caught my cum in the cupped palm of my hand and drank it down. Believe me, there is no more delightful combination of flavors than the hot sweetness of cum with the rich bitterness of shit. Afterwards I was sorry that I hadn't made it last longer. But then I realized that I still had a lot of fun in store for me. There was still a clutch of virile turds left in the bowl. I tenderly fished them out, rolled them into my hankercheif, and stashed them in my briefcase. In the week to come I found all kinds of ways to eat the shit without bolting it right down. Once eaten it's gone forever unless you want to filch it third hand out of your own asshole. Not an unreasonable recourse in moments of desperation or simple boredom. I stored the turds in the refrigerator when I was not using them but within a week they were all gone. The last one I held in my mouth without chewing, letting it slowly dissolve. I had liquid shit trickling down my throat for nearly four hours. I must have had six orgasms in the process. I often think of that lovely young guy dropping solid gold out of his sweet, pink asshole every day, never knowing what joy it could, and at least once did, bring to a grateful shiteater.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#790155)





Date: June 23rd, 2004 1:53 PM
Author: Bearded nudist dopamine roast beef

Since this is the seminal work on the topic, it needs a name. The Fecal Codex, or On the Origins of Coprophobia, or Poo-Eating for Dummies.

Restatement (Third) of Shit-Munching

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#790189)





Date: June 23rd, 2004 1:59 PM
Author: vibrant faggotry pocket flask

Coprophilia. Not coprophobia.

(Wasn't that a TMBG song?)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#790229)





Date: June 23rd, 2004 2:02 PM
Author: Bearded nudist dopamine roast beef

My bad, of course. My biases show through.

EDIT: I'm an idiot, it should be coproPHAGIA. It's not that they like it, it's that they EAT it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#790243)





Date: June 23rd, 2004 2:04 PM
Author: Zombie-like orchestra pit useless brakes

The Brownesday Book.

The Scatolonomicon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#790258)





Date: June 23rd, 2004 2:06 PM
Author: Bearded nudist dopamine roast beef

Fuck, my earlier post should have been

Restatement (Third) of Turds



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#790273)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 9:45 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Boltzmann Faggot Firefighter

Restatement (Turd) of Splats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#4444618)





Date: June 23rd, 2004 2:04 PM
Author: Zombie-like orchestra pit useless brakes

Oh yeaaa, DP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#790262)





Date: June 23rd, 2004 2:12 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal address headpube

One question for Thea or others who know more about ass sex than me. Wouldn't the relentless pounding actually result in the packing of her feces more tightly up the rectum, making it less likely, not more, that any particles would be dislodged when she excretes the semen?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#790328)





Date: June 23rd, 2004 2:17 PM
Author: vibrant faggotry pocket flask

That makes sense, but I know from those times I fucked myself with a toothpaste pump that some pretty good sized chunks can actually attach themselves to the invading dong, so I think the possibility of a shit-laden ACC is very real.

EDIT: Uh, never mind. Slap's answer is better.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#790352)





Date: July 7th, 2004 1:01 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal address headpube

Mentadent?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#902324)





Date: July 7th, 2004 1:02 PM
Author: vibrant faggotry pocket flask

Jesus, no. Aqua Fresh.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#902330)





Date: July 7th, 2004 1:11 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal address headpube

Just making sure. You keep refering to a pump, and I just don't see how that works given sharp edges and all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#902411)





Date: July 7th, 2004 1:13 PM
Author: vibrant faggotry pocket flask

Just put a condom on it.

The only sharp edge is the top of the cap, and the line where cap and tube meet. Condom smooths both over sufficiently.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#902420)





Date: July 7th, 2004 1:16 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal address headpube

I don't know about that. There are plenty of things with rounded edges, like the small kaleidescope my mom had in the living room.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#902447)





Date: June 23rd, 2004 2:19 PM
Author: Zombie-like orchestra pit useless brakes

Possibly, but the penetration also loosens her bowels and anus, making it harder for her to retain everything afterwards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#790370)





Date: June 26th, 2004 11:06 PM
Author: Fragrant walnut indian lodge trust fund

Spellbinding.

Bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#820422)





Date: June 26th, 2004 11:24 PM
Author: silver nowag puppy

"Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must be silent."

L. Wittgenstein

There can be no more discourse on this subject matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#820496)





Date: July 7th, 2004 12:34 PM
Author: vibrant faggotry pocket flask

bump



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#902066)





Date: July 7th, 2004 12:54 PM
Author: Zombie-like orchestra pit useless brakes

Cripes, this was gold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#902250)





Date: November 7th, 2004 8:25 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal address headpube

Karl Rove plods along with approximately one quarter of this man's brilliance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#1617004)





Date: November 7th, 2004 8:31 PM
Author: Beady-eyed French Mood

I weep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#1617029)





Date: December 6th, 2004 11:56 AM
Author: Bearded nudist dopamine roast beef

bumparoo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#1749315)





Date: December 6th, 2004 12:00 PM
Author: silver nowag puppy

As a TTTshiteatingfaggot, I agree strenuously and wholeheartedly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#1749334)





Date: December 6th, 2004 12:26 PM
Author: flickering lettuce

Shut the fuck up you fuckingTTTshiteatingfaggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#1749461)





Date: December 6th, 2004 12:11 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal address headpube

I had a long coversation last night with random people on a deck, whom I didn't know until going to this party, about eating ass. People have very strong opinions, one way or another. To my regret, many of the women expressed strong reservations.

Also, one guy said that pissing on a chick in the shower was akin to taking a shit on her, because "you've already crossed the line." I told him he was a fucking moron.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#1749379)





Date: December 6th, 2004 12:24 PM
Author: odious self-absorbed half-breed

He *is* a fucking moron.

I'm glad you bumped this because I have a relevant question. I've recently come across some references (admittedly in erotic fiction, so not necessarily fact-based) to "rectal mucus" being present after an extended analingus session. As one who has engaged in such, have you ever experienced this phenomenon? If so, what is it like?

Finally, with respect to the women with reservations -- I'd be curious to know just how many of them would still have "issues" once they've actually experienced a tongue past their sphincter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#1749448)





Date: December 6th, 2004 12:32 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal address headpube

Hi!

What exactly do you mean by rectal mucus? As in, secretions directly from the anus? I need clarification.

I'd hope that the reservations of most women would slide into oblivion once my tongue found their pink little assholes, but many of the women talking last night just thought that anything involving the ass carried an ireversible "ick" factor. They seemed to carry the burden of anal self-consciousness.

I also suspect that the women who weren't speaking up on the subject were open to it or had engaged in the activity, but didn't want to publicly announce their fondness for ass play.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#1749490)





Date: December 6th, 2004 12:36 PM
Author: odious self-absorbed half-breed

You're probably right on that point.

Yes, I gathered from context that it was secretions directly from the anus. Not shit. Shit-lube, maybe. Or rectal snot? Something along these lines.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#1749515)





Date: December 6th, 2004 1:00 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal address headpube

I can't say I've ever experienced it. The ass I've eaten is usually freshly showered (though I'm not sure if that's relevant, if the mucus you're describing seeps out because the sucking and ass play actually provoke the leakage).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#1749629)





Date: December 6th, 2004 1:08 PM
Author: odious self-absorbed half-breed

Must have been a literary device. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#1749677)





Date: July 19th, 2005 1:35 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal address headpube

To clarify, it is a very wet experience.

I just haven't experienced rectal mucus directly unearthed from the asshole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3345258)





Date: December 6th, 2004 12:26 PM
Author: Jade boyish turdskin stag film

When you say "hot" do you mean it in the same context that Marshall McLuhan spoke of a "hot" medium?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#1749463)





Date: December 6th, 2004 1:01 PM
Author: ungodly lay

Fucking brilliant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#1749634)





Date: December 6th, 2004 1:14 PM
Author: exhilarant parlor goal in life

You law guys are so feaking predictable !

This type of writing has been done a million times before by me and other posters.

All you have to do is use obvious sarcasm and everyone goes "fucking brilliant" "180"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#1749711)





Date: December 6th, 2004 1:14 PM
Author: odious self-absorbed half-breed

Obvious? Sarcasm?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#1749715)





Date: December 6th, 2004 1:15 PM
Author: exhilarant parlor goal in life

This thread was obviously meant to be ironic. I don't see how you guys still find this interesting after it has been done so many times before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#1749723)





Date: December 6th, 2004 1:18 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal address headpube

There is nothing ironic about the original post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#1749741)





Date: December 6th, 2004 1:25 PM
Author: exhilarant parlor goal in life

He's talking about something taht most people would find disgusting in a way that makes it seem like it would be accepted by society.

From that point-of-view, it's ironic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#1749786)





Date: December 6th, 2004 5:55 PM
Author: 180 Disgusting Base Haunted Graveyard

Isn't that your ENTIRE SHTICK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#1751171)





Date: March 6th, 2005 10:15 PM
Author: Titillating alpha business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#2271946)





Date: March 25th, 2005 12:45 AM
Author: Bearded nudist dopamine roast beef

more feces indeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#2401784)





Date: April 11th, 2005 7:31 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal address headpube

Bump for LeiTTTer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#2537051)





Date: April 11th, 2005 7:34 PM
Author: comical mental disorder death wish

I still weep. Even if only chemically, robotically.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#2537071)





Date: May 1st, 2005 3:08 AM
Author: ruby useless windowlicker

I'm surprised no one has mentioned santorum yet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#2670653)





Date: May 30th, 2005 4:09 PM
Author: Soggy Poppy Queen Of The Night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#2889924)





Date: May 30th, 2005 4:14 PM
Author: adventurous candlestick maker

This thread should be made sticky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#2889961)





Date: June 16th, 2005 2:46 PM
Author: Awkward Prole

hi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3030648)





Date: July 19th, 2005 1:15 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal address headpube

Bump for Marcellus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3345041)





Date: July 19th, 2005 1:20 PM
Author: swashbuckling pit sneaky criminal

Still a classic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3345102)





Date: July 19th, 2005 1:26 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal address headpube

I've shared it with friends and family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3345163)





Date: July 19th, 2005 1:27 PM
Author: swashbuckling pit sneaky criminal

You should print it out for those people on the deck. (see above)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3345173)





Date: July 19th, 2005 1:36 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal address headpube

Fucking prudes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3345275)





Date: July 19th, 2005 3:49 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal address headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3346719)





Date: September 26th, 2005 9:46 PM
Author: ungodly lay

Never forget.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3912428)





Date: September 26th, 2005 9:49 PM
Author: Underhanded ebony filthpig

*tear*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3912455)





Date: September 26th, 2005 9:50 PM
Author: jet curious nursing home

i wept. then i laughed. then i wept some more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3912460)





Date: September 26th, 2005 9:51 PM
Author: Underhanded ebony filthpig

I put it on the refrigerator, but the wife took it down b/c my oldest is starting to read.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3912475)





Date: September 26th, 2005 9:52 PM
Author: jet curious nursing home

are you thea?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3912488)





Date: September 26th, 2005 9:53 PM
Author: Underhanded ebony filthpig

If I was, you would feel my presence - alas you do not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3912496)





Date: September 26th, 2005 9:52 PM
Author: ruddy multi-colored shitlib state

Quite possibly the best post in the history of XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3912486)





Date: September 26th, 2005 9:54 PM
Author: jet curious nursing home

top 5 for sure.

i would say the all american football type was better, but it was fucking killed by people bumping it every other day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3912507)





Date: September 26th, 2005 9:55 PM
Author: alcoholic pistol corner

what's the american football type?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3912517)





Date: September 26th, 2005 9:58 PM
Author: jet curious nursing home

bumped "browsing around the library downtown" or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3912541)





Date: September 26th, 2005 9:54 PM
Author: alcoholic pistol corner

"bowl of amalgamated come"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3912504)





Date: September 26th, 2005 9:54 PM
Author: jet curious nursing home

my favorite part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3912509)





Date: September 26th, 2005 9:58 PM
Author: charismatic tantric range

I had never read this one before. This surely ranks as one of the best xo rants/stories ever. Here's my updated list:

1) Renada's Chicago Manifesto

2) The shit-eating story

3) The nullo-faggot interview

4) Toward a refined definition of shit-eating

5) I knew a guy that died.

6) blackpeoplelikeporkchopsbecausetheyareshapedlikeafrica.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3912535)





Date: September 26th, 2005 9:59 PM
Author: Underhanded ebony filthpig

Toward a Consensus Philosophy of Shit Eating

Also, this one was spectacular

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&mc=89&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3912552)





Date: September 26th, 2005 10:01 PM
Author: charismatic tantric range

LOL I'll edit my list. I totally forgot about that one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3912570)





Date: September 26th, 2005 10:07 PM
Author: vivacious menage marketing idea

Never forget blackpeoplelikeporkchopsbecausetheyareshapedlikeafrica.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3912614)





Date: September 26th, 2005 10:08 PM
Author: vivacious menage marketing idea

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=169439&mc=37&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3912624)





Date: September 26th, 2005 10:10 PM
Author: charismatic tantric range

fucking classic. edited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3912630)





Date: April 30th, 2006 6:22 PM
Author: wonderful onyx crotch kitchen

breaking point: threw turd at nigger today is the best thread in xo history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#5688401)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 8:06 PM
Author: Bisexual Electric Furnace Cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#4443974)





Date: December 5th, 2005 6:00 PM
Author: alcoholic pistol corner

philosophy > english

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#4470091)





Date: December 22nd, 2005 1:14 AM
Author: cobalt idiotic weed whacker

classic bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#4636475)





Date: January 28th, 2006 9:42 PM
Author: alcoholic pistol corner

consensus has been reached

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#4933421)





Date: February 14th, 2006 4:48 PM
Author: Bearded nudist dopamine roast beef

bump



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#5086660)





Date: February 14th, 2006 4:51 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal address headpube

Happy Valentine's!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#5086695)





Date: March 1st, 2006 9:03 PM
Author: alcoholic pistol corner

for 174

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#5220623)





Date: March 1st, 2006 9:06 PM
Author: Big Garrison

*weeps*

I miss thea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#5220650)





Date: April 30th, 2006 6:07 PM
Author: massive exciting ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#5688293)





Date: April 30th, 2006 6:13 PM
Author: Bateful Tanning Salon

1 fucking hundred

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#5688329)





Date: April 30th, 2006 6:20 PM
Author: wonderful onyx crotch kitchen

overrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#5688380)





Date: March 14th, 2007 3:57 PM
Author: Underhanded ebony filthpig

fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#7753322)





Date: May 26th, 2006 4:00 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle charcoal plaza karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#5857536)





Date: June 5th, 2006 8:12 PM
Author: outnumbered hissy fit senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#5917833)





Date: July 11th, 2006 1:04 AM
Author: massive exciting ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#6184049)





Date: August 4th, 2006 2:04 AM
Author: massive exciting ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#6374317)





Date: October 31st, 2006 11:32 AM
Author: Cracking friendly grandma deer antler

gods and generals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#6891911)





Date: December 1st, 2006 4:32 PM
Author: massive exciting ratface

Let us bow our heads in silence and remember one of XOXO's greatest thinkers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#7112277)





Date: December 5th, 2006 4:44 PM
Author: Chest-beating crawly den

As illustrated in one of xo's greatest posts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#7145872)





Date: December 1st, 2006 4:37 PM
Author: Bossy Talented Stead Boiling Water

Is the OP a published author yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#7112324)





Date: January 25th, 2007 11:00 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#7486408)





Date: January 25th, 2007 11:30 PM
Author: swashbuckling pit sneaky criminal

comparison bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#7486579)





Date: March 3rd, 2007 4:53 PM
Author: pea-brained property depressive

Never forget.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#7703048)





Date: March 15th, 2007 11:43 AM
Author: chrome arousing library

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#7758003)





Date: March 15th, 2007 1:43 PM
Author: Sienna University Goyim

I think this is teh appropiate place for this...

http://www.sleepingtushy.com/main.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#7758597)





Date: April 21st, 2007 3:49 PM
Author: Scarlet Mad Cow Disease Athletic Conference

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#7976048)





Date: May 4th, 2007 9:26 PM
Author: Flushed station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#8062334)





Date: July 4th, 2007 5:50 PM
Author: hyperactive galvanic shrine macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#8336749)





Date: August 8th, 2007 12:56 PM
Author: pea-brained property depressive

Never forget.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#8490235)





Date: October 31st, 2007 5:50 PM
Author: twisted blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#8836112)