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Date: October 9th, 2006 3:10 PM Author: carnelian ticket booth roast beef
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=503185&forum_id=2#6756699) |
Date: October 9th, 2006 3:10 PM Author: carnelian ticket booth roast beef
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=503185&forum_id=2#6756704) |
Date: October 9th, 2006 3:13 PM Author: Irradiated Library
ok, i am in class right now, and can't hear it, but PLEASE TELL ME that this tool is trying to show his "personality" by selling himself via this slickly produced douche-o-drama.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=503185&forum_id=2#6756718) |
Date: October 9th, 2006 3:19 PM Author: glittery turdskin
omfg, the shadow dancing when his name came up was already over the top but the video...i so wasn't ready for that!
140 MPH serve? liar, look at his serve, maybe 90
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=503185&forum_id=2#6756745) |
Date: October 9th, 2006 3:22 PM Author: carnelian ticket booth roast beef
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=503185&forum_id=2#6756762) |
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Date: October 10th, 2006 12:38 AM Author: Fantasy-prone tank
Anyone who's enough of a loser to have a "Leadership" section is going to put his bench press on his resume.
You're supposed to put those activities under "Hobbies", if at all. Most people advise against putting hobbies on a resume anyway.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=503185&forum_id=2#6759998) |
Date: October 9th, 2006 3:23 PM Author: soggy chrome address doctorate
Aleksey Vayner
Male Neutral Evil Halfling Warrior
STR - 13
DEX - 9
CON - 11
WIS - 4
INT - 6
CHA - 3
Feats: Improved Hand-To-Hand Fighting, Persuasion
Weapon Proficiencies: Hand-To-Hand, Tennis Racquet (2 slots), Single Weapon Style
Skills: Dominate Mind (halfling special)
Items: Lesser Tennis Racquet, Glasses of Vision + 11
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=503185&forum_id=2#6756768) |
Date: October 9th, 2006 3:27 PM Author: mauve hairraiser alpha
i believe, beyond any reasonable doubt, that this guy is my new hero.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=503185&forum_id=2#6756782) |
Date: October 9th, 2006 3:27 PM Author: Yellow beady-eyed jew
omfg omfg omfg he does not have his bench press on his resume.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=503185&forum_id=2#6756783) |
Date: October 9th, 2006 3:28 PM Author: iridescent razzle school
i smell viral marketing. brilliant, though.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=503185&forum_id=2#6756795) |
Date: October 9th, 2006 3:29 PM Author: Arrogant therapy
I hope Yale investigates his college application for representations-- looks like he plagiarized various shit on his job applications.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=503185&forum_id=2#6756798) |
Date: October 9th, 2006 3:36 PM Author: bateful milk
how does some peoples like yourself become very proficient in the fields much faster than most?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=503185&forum_id=2#6756835) |
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Date: October 9th, 2006 5:27 PM Author: Ruddy cumskin faggotry
the dartmouth profile is a fake one based on the real one which is at yale.
he claimed to be taking classes at columbia prior to entering yale as told in the rumpus article.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=503185&forum_id=2#6757275) |
Date: October 9th, 2006 3:56 PM Author: glittery turdskin
after reading the blog piece, reminds me of one of my best friends...the guy lies on his resume about doing grad work, plagiarizes his technical writing pieces and adds extra non-existent job positions he's had...he also adds me as a reference and puts down that he worked for my design firm (i only have 3 people!)...however, he only has a BA in English and always has a job that pays around 40K when other people struggle to find jobs with only a lib arts bachelors degree...lots of places don't check shit, at least at that level
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=503185&forum_id=2#6756915) |
Date: October 9th, 2006 4:24 PM Author: Violent Set Coldplay Fan
Agency/Rates
Aleksey Vayner is represented by a private agent, affiliated with Ford and ABC Management, New York.
- His minimum hourly rate is $200
- Minimum booking time is 2 hours
- Travel expenses are above rate
- All bookings can be made via the contact section on this site
- Due to Aleksey Vayner's very demanding professional schedule - modeling, interview or any other inquiries should be made well in advance.
- To donate to his non-profit, please visit YES site directly at www.EmpoweraChild.org
Height: 6'3" Chest: 46" Waist: 34"
Hair: Light Brown Eyes: Green
http://72.14.209.104/search?q=cache:JsJxt3uvvqMJ:www.alekseyvayner.com/Web/Agency.php&hl=en&gl=us&ct=clnk&cd=15
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=503185&forum_id=2#6757017) |
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Date: October 9th, 2006 5:03 PM Author: Violent Set Coldplay Fan
Background
When you want more than just a pretty face…
Aleksey Vayner is as versatile of an individual as you can find in the modeling arena. His part-time modeling career resulted from camera appearances for his athletic sponsors. He brings tremendous amount of energy, thought, and skill (including photography knowledge) to every project.
Aleksey pursued tennis, martial arts, skiing and shooting from an early age. In the United States he was a scholarship student at a private school, which he followed up with a scholarship to Yale University. At Yale Aleksey Vayner spent much of his time competing, and studying the psychology of achievement and investment management. Among his athletic feats are international championships in martial arts and tennis, ski races, marathons, powerlifting at 1650lbs leg press and a 495lbs bench press.
Love for his family, friends, children and nature permeate Aleksey's otherwise efficient (and often politically-incorrect) approach to life. He is an Investment Advisor, CEO, and an author. He utilizes all profits from the sales of Women's Silent Tears, his work on the Holocaust, to support Youth Empowerment Strategies, a non-profit organization that empowers and educates underprivileged immigrant children.
Profile
Aleksey Vayner modeling career is focused on fitness print, but other venues are considered. His talents and optimal physical conditioning, he can add significant commercial value in many other areas of modeling. Please note that he is not available for nude and glamour modeling. For art projects, please email details to his agent through the site's Contact page.
http://72.14.209.104/search?q=cache:nSM-Yw14wO0J:www.alekseyvayner.com/Web/biography.php+aleksey+vayner&hl=en&gl=us&
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=503185&forum_id=2#6757163) |
Date: October 9th, 2006 5:39 PM Author: Doobsian carmine school cafeteria
Shaolin Kung Fu 8th Dan?
Does anyone believe this shit? It's so freakin' over the top...if anyone got suckered by it, they're a fucking dumbass.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=503185&forum_id=2#6757370) |
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Date: October 9th, 2006 5:45 PM Author: Violent Set Coldplay Fan
it's not over the top, dood
check out his training video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMuUwCd7sfo
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=503185&forum_id=2#6757398) |
Date: October 9th, 2006 5:44 PM Author: Pea-brained nursing home
How many buzzwords did he use in totality?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=503185&forum_id=2#6757391) |
Date: October 9th, 2006 6:01 PM Author: puce startled gay wizard
HOLY SHIT.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=503185&forum_id=2#6757474) |
Date: October 9th, 2006 10:41 PM Author: carnelian ticket booth roast beef
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=503185&forum_id=2#6759166)
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Date: October 9th, 2006 10:45 PM Author: carnelian ticket booth roast beef
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=503185&forum_id=2#6759189) |
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Date: October 9th, 2006 10:58 PM Author: Irradiated Library
My favorites:
"I finished 6th in the world martial arts championships, where one?s skill in eastern medicine is heavily tested. In terms of medical skill, closed martial lineages believe that you are only as good a fighter as you are a healer, and are a worthless fighter if you can?t fix the injuries you inflict. In United States I have audited a year of medical school at Columbia University as a senior in high school."
audited a year of med school in HS? even if he did, first year of med school is mostly anatomy/sciences type courses- you do not learn how to treat debilitating injuries.
"3)Why do I treat when I am swamped with work? It is quite a trick to treat people when I am taking 9 classes and running a business, no question about it. Upon returning from world martial arts championships in China this passed December I retired from professional martial arts. I needed a new world-level project, and I decided to become one of the best in the world in treating muscular-skeletal adjustments with eastern medicine; for this, I need regular practice and clientele. "
WTF??? He needed a new world level project????
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=503185&forum_id=2#6759262)
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Date: October 9th, 2006 11:18 PM Author: Doobsian carmine school cafeteria
"I finished 6th in the world martial arts championships, where one?s skill in eastern medicine is heavily tested."
AHAHAHAHA This is one of my favorites! Oh my god such a classic LOL!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=503185&forum_id=2#6759371) |
Date: October 9th, 2006 10:49 PM Author: sable unhinged wrinkle
"So how many people does a guy have to kill in the caves of Tibet to get into to Yale?"
THAT is the question.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=503185&forum_id=2#6759214)
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Date: October 9th, 2006 10:53 PM Author: Bright Alcoholic Temple Foreskin
Video not working for anyone else?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=503185&forum_id=2#6759237) |
Date: October 9th, 2006 11:00 PM Author: Self-centered church death wish
This guy screams "xoxo poster"
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=503185&forum_id=2#6759268) |
Date: October 9th, 2006 11:01 PM Author: elite shitlib black woman
Has anyone tried to see if Petro has any info on this guy? I think they went to high school together.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=503185&forum_id=2#6759275) |
Date: October 9th, 2006 11:22 PM Author: Irradiated Library
sorry if this link has already been posted
http://www.ivygateblog.com/blog/2006/10/will_the_real_aleksey_vayner_please_stand_up.html
A man calling himself Aleksey Vayner gained instant celebrity today after his I-banking application video rocketed through the grapevine to every young professional in the universe.
But that's only the tip of a huge and hilarious iceberg. Turns out Aleksey is somewhat infamous among Yalies as the "Crazy Prefrosh" profiled in 2002 by Yale's Rumpus tabloid. If you thought Vayner's credibility was shaky after seeing the video, wait til you read the profile. It is devastating. For starters, his name back then was Aleksey Garber. He claimed to have spent much of his childhood in a Tibetan monestary in post-Soviet Uzbekistan before moving to the United States, where he was employed by both the Mafia and the CIA. He was also a tennis instructor whose students include Harrison Ford and Sarah Michelle Gellar. And oh yeah: he met the Dalai Lama along the way and is the second greatest martial arts fighter in the world.
Other tidbits we've culled from Yalies: He failed out second term of freshman year (which explains why he's now class of '07). He claims to have recently represented himself in a court case in the Supreme Court of Westchester County. He also says the author of the Rumpus piece was suspended for writing it -- which we know to be categorically false. Then there's this, from a female character witness:
This guy always creeped me out ... gross gross gross. He claimed he knew how to practice all kinds of medicine, and he would work on my friend's shoulder and I would get really upset because he's NOT A DOCTOR. One time he gave her a "deep tissue massage" and she ended up with WELTS all over her back. He's a pathological liar. Real creep.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=503185&forum_id=2#6759397) |
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Date: October 9th, 2006 11:59 PM Author: Mentally Impaired Patrolman Hominid
"NEW YORK (CNN/Money) - Like generations of immigrants before her, Tamara Garber arrived in the United States with little more than intelligence, courage, and desire to succeed"
and then she whored herself out to sell real estate
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=503185&forum_id=2#6759701) |
Date: October 9th, 2006 11:42 PM Author: coral kink-friendly theater marketing idea
Where can we find a Yale person who knows this douche?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=503185&forum_id=2#6759552) |
Date: October 10th, 2006 12:10 AM Author: Bright Alcoholic Temple Foreskin
Strong candidate for douchiest moment:
"They said, you can never be a real player, because you can't serve and volley." *knowing smirk and harumph, followed by cut to him serving*
Just unbelievable.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=503185&forum_id=2#6759799) |
Date: October 10th, 2006 12:23 AM Author: Bright Alcoholic Temple Foreskin
OK, this seriously CAN'T be real.
For his "495 pound" bench press, the spotters are CLEARLY doing a great deal of the lifting. This is too ridiculous to be legit.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=503185&forum_id=2#6759896) |
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Date: October 10th, 2006 3:28 AM Author: elite shitlib black woman
Brilliant observation, champ!
Also note that he is clearly putting forth a decent amount of effort in the unaided 225 reps we're show. His legitimate max is probably well shy of 300.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=503185&forum_id=2#6760644) |
Date: October 10th, 2006 12:36 AM Author: Fantasy-prone tank
1. Anyone who has a "Leadership" section on his resume is a loser-fucker with a mediocre mind.
2. This is no big deal. At least 90% of out-of-college IB applications have lies on them and it's generally known within the industry. He probably won't get into UBS (where the video was submitted) but his odds are still good.
3. Notice the typo on his resume. He has the phrase "risk-adverse".
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=503185&forum_id=2#6759984) |
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Date: October 10th, 2006 1:38 AM Author: carnelian ticket booth roast beef
Bench and leg press on a resume?
The conspicuous abscence of GPA is going to be bad as well
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=503185&forum_id=2#6760254) |
Date: October 10th, 2006 1:24 AM Author: Territorial vigorous haunted graveyard boltzmann
Vayner lists on his resume his self-published book, Women's Silent Tears, which he calls a "gendered look at the Holocaust." You can't read the whole book online, but you can preview the first few pages. We examined a section on euthanasia, and guess what. The entire passage is lifted from the online Holocaust Encyclopedia. Scan Vayner's book for yourself here. See the identical passage here.
http://www.ivygateblog.com/blog/2006/10/lord_of_the_lies_aleksey_vayner_outdoes_himself.html
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=503185&forum_id=2#6760201) |
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