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Why doesn’t Russia take out Ukrainian HIMARS systems with an airstrike?

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Wine aromatic marketing idea
  08/25/22
HiMARS = High-Mobility Artillery Rocket System. Fire the ...
ungodly church building generalized bond
  08/27/22
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Wine aromatic marketing idea
  08/25/22
HIMARS are always on the move and russia can't find them. Al...
costumed chapel persian
  08/25/22
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Wine aromatic marketing idea
  08/26/22
Shit Eater A few years ago, while browsing around the libra...
stirring sable ticket booth
  08/26/22
cuz they can’t Russians haven’t destroyed a s...
ivory ape
  08/26/22
But why? Seems like shooting fish in a barrel
Wine aromatic marketing idea
  08/26/22
Russia is 100% in control of what's happening. If they want ...
Opaque area
  08/26/22
Ukraine is literally destroying ALL of the bases and infrast...
Wine aromatic marketing idea
  08/26/22
Shit Eater A few years ago, while browsing around the libra...
stirring sable ticket booth
  08/26/22
the HIMARS are fairly deep in Ukrainian territory and Russia...
ivory ape
  08/26/22
why?
Wine aromatic marketing idea
  08/26/22
Shit Eater A few years ago, while browsing around the libra...
stirring sable ticket booth
  08/26/22
because Ukraine has very good air defenses
ivory ape
  08/26/22
They use large numbers of cruise missiles literally every si...
Green idiot
  08/26/22
ok. explain how a slow and dumb cruise missile can hit a HIM...
ivory ape
  08/26/22
You realize they're not in motion 24/7, right?
Green idiot
  08/26/22
is that your final answer? Lmao
ivory ape
  08/26/22
(guy who imagines Ukraine loading up HIMARS on Snowpiercer t...
Green idiot
  08/26/22
you implied that cruise missiles can take out HIMARS, but yo...
ivory ape
  08/26/22
TMF?
ivory ape
  08/26/22
What? Do you think HIMARS has anti-missile defense or somet...
Green idiot
  08/27/22
Lmaooo yes, a high mobility system in a war zone is &ldqu...
ivory ape
  08/27/22
"yes, a high mobility system in a war zone is “mo...
Green idiot
  08/27/22
yes, it’s constantly moving. just like Iraqi scuds bac...
ivory ape
  08/27/22
Mine would be. Occasional stop at random gas stations to sco...
offensive coiffed candlestick maker
  08/26/22
Do you put it on cruise control as you fuck them?
Green idiot
  08/27/22
Shit Eater A few years ago, while browsing around the libra...
stirring sable ticket booth
  08/26/22
"Russians haven’t destroyed a single HIMARS/MLRS ...
Green idiot
  08/26/22
Lmao
bistre giraffe base
  08/26/22
cope more, fag
ivory ape
  08/26/22
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bistre giraffe base
  08/26/22
bridges and dam struck this morning no idea what you smoking
Alcoholic thirsty library
  08/26/22
multiple ammo dumps also up in flames basically every day ...
ivory ape
  08/26/22
HIMARS are pure propaganda and have no tactical significance...
multi-colored white liquid oxygen
  08/26/22
Cr Russia should save its standoff weapons for the targets t...
Opaque area
  08/26/22
Terrorizing the hahols is strategically very valuable
multi-colored white liquid oxygen
  08/26/22
it’s backfiring, as it always does
ivory ape
  08/26/22
They’re single handedly responsible for shifting the w...
Wine aromatic marketing idea
  08/26/22
Shit Eater A few years ago, while browsing around the libra...
stirring sable ticket booth
  08/26/22
Except the war hasn't shifted in Ukraine's favor.
Green idiot
  08/26/22
Cr the war actually shifted in Ukraine’s favor when...
ivory ape
  08/26/22
You mean leaving Kiev and the surrounding areas to advance i...
Green idiot
  08/26/22
retreating from key areas (like the capital) to do scorched ...
ivory ape
  08/26/22
"cuz where there are people Russian collaborators are g...
Green idiot
  08/27/22
here’s a video to make it easy to understand https:...
ivory ape
  08/27/22
Yes, Ukrainians are now resorting to outright terrorism and ...
Green idiot
  08/27/22
you fuck dogs irl
bistre giraffe base
  08/26/22
...
Opaque area
  08/26/22
I do not.
Green idiot
  08/26/22
confirmed xo canon you are a dogfucker
bistre giraffe base
  08/26/22
? a HIMARS regiment in the US has like 13 units, whereas ...
ivory ape
  08/26/22
And ALSO Kyiv will fall in 3 to 4 hours
Pink friendly grandma mad-dog skullcap
  08/26/22
Look up what the HiM in HiMARS stands for and get back to us...
ungodly church building generalized bond
  08/26/22
Russia is shit. They are running a 19th century campaign wit...
blathering shitlib pit
  08/26/22
*a 20th century war with 19th century logistics, actually
ivory ape
  08/26/22
You could give a Crimean war general a crash course on moder...
blathering shitlib pit
  08/26/22
...
ivory ape
  08/27/22
No need
drunken curious round eye organic girlfriend
  08/27/22
Ukraine has good air defense.
Crystalline tanning salon quadroon
  08/27/22
"Why doesn't Russia think HIMARS are a game changer?&qu...
drunken curious round eye organic girlfriend
  08/27/22


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Date: August 25th, 2022 6:07 PM
Author: Wine aromatic marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5180101&forum_id=2#45070714)



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Date: August 27th, 2022 2:36 PM
Author: ungodly church building generalized bond

HiMARS = High-Mobility Artillery Rocket System.

Fire the rockets, and move the vehicle before they can triangulate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5180101&forum_id=2#45080033)



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Date: August 25th, 2022 9:06 PM
Author: Wine aromatic marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5180101&forum_id=2#45071676)



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Date: August 25th, 2022 9:13 PM
Author: costumed chapel persian

HIMARS are always on the move and russia can't find them. Also, they don't fly deep into the country or stay in the air for very long given ukr air defenses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5180101&forum_id=2#45071722)



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Date: August 26th, 2022 12:06 PM
Author: Wine aromatic marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5180101&forum_id=2#45074546)



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Date: August 26th, 2022 12:33 PM
Author: stirring sable ticket booth

Shit Eater

A few years ago, while browsing around the library downtown, I had to take a piss. As I entered the john a big beautiful all-american football hero type, about twenty-five, came out of one of the booths. I stood at the urinal looking at him out of the corner of my eye as he washed his hands. He didn't once look at me. He was "straight" and married -- and in any case I was sure I wouldn't have a chance with him.

As soon as he left I darted into the booth he'd vacated, hoping there might be a lingering smell of shit and even a seat still warm from his sturdy young ass. I found not only the smell but the shit itself. He'd forgotten to flush. And what a treasure he had left behind. Three or four beautiful specimens floated in the bowl. It apparently had been a fairly dry, constipated shit, for all were fat, stiff, and ruggedly textured.

The real prize was a great feast of turd -- a nine inch gastrointestinal triumph as thick as a man's wrist.

I knelt before the bowl, inhaling the rich brown fragrance and wondered if I should obey the impulse building up inside me. I'd always been a heavy rimmer and had lapped up more than one little clump of shit, but that had been just an inevitable part of eating ass and not an end in itself. Of course I'd had jerk-off fantasies of devouring great loads of it (what rimmer hasn't), but I had never done it. Now, here I was, confronted with the most beautiful five-pound turd I'd ever feasted my eyes on, a sausage fit to star in any fantasy and one I knew to have been hatched from the asshole of the world's handsomest young stud.

Why not? I plucked it from the bowl, holding it with both hands to keep it from breaking. I lifted it to my nose. It smelled like rich, ripe limburger (horrid, but thrilling), yet had the consistency of cheddar. What is cheese anyway but milk turning to shit without the benefit of a digestive tract? I gave it a lick and found that it tasted better then it smelled. I've found since then that shit nearly almost does.

I hesitated no longer. I shoved the fucking thing as far into my mouth as I could get it and sucked on it like a big brown cock, beating my meat like a madman. I wanted to completely engulf it and bit off a large chunk, flooding my mouth with the intense, bittersweet flavor. To my delight I found that while the water in the bowl had chilled the outside of the turd, it was still warm inside. As I chewed I discovered that it was filled with hard little bits of something I soon identified as peanuts. He hadn't chewed them carefully and they'd passed through his body virtually unchanged. I ate it greedily, sending lump after peanutty lump sliding scratchily down my throat. My only regret was the donor of this feast wasn't there to wash it down with his piss.

I soon reached a terrific climax. I caught my cum in the cupped palm of my hand and drank it down. Believe me, there is no more delightful combination of flavors than the hot sweetness of cum with the rich bitterness of shit.

Afterwards I was sorry that I hadn't made it last longer. But then I realized that I still had a lot of fun in store for me. There was still a clutch of virile turds left in the bowl. I tenderly fished them out, rolled them into my hankerchief, and stashed them in my briefcase. In the week to come I found all kinds of ways to eat the shit without bolting it right down. Once eaten it's gone forever unless you want to filch it third hand out of your own asshole. Not an unreasonable recourse in moments of desperation or simple boredom. I stored the turds in the refrigerator when I was not using them but within a week they were all gone. The last one I held in my mouth without chewing, letting it slowly dissolve. I had liquid shit trickling down my throat for nearly four hours. I must have had six orgasms in the process.

I often think of that lovely young guy dropping solid gold out of his sweet, pink asshole every day, never knowing what joy it could, and at least once did, bring to a grateful shiteater.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5180101&forum_id=2#45074746)



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Date: August 26th, 2022 12:06 PM
Author: ivory ape

cuz they can’t

Russians haven’t destroyed a single HIMARS/MLRS unit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5180101&forum_id=2#45074556)



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Date: August 26th, 2022 12:13 PM
Author: Wine aromatic marketing idea

But why? Seems like shooting fish in a barrel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5180101&forum_id=2#45074606)



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Date: August 26th, 2022 12:14 PM
Author: Opaque area

Russia is 100% in control of what's happening. If they want Westoids to think that HIMARS are important its obviously for a reason - probably to get US to waste more "aid" on useless "precision rockets" that are tactically insignificant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5180101&forum_id=2#45074614)



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Date: August 26th, 2022 12:34 PM
Author: Wine aromatic marketing idea

Ukraine is literally destroying ALL of the bases and infrastructure Russian built in Donbas with these things. You can’t spin that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5180101&forum_id=2#45074755)



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Date: August 26th, 2022 12:34 PM
Author: stirring sable ticket booth

Shit Eater

A few years ago, while browsing around the library downtown, I had to take a piss. As I entered the john a big beautiful all-american football hero type, about twenty-five, came out of one of the booths. I stood at the urinal looking at him out of the corner of my eye as he washed his hands. He didn't once look at me. He was "straight" and married -- and in any case I was sure I wouldn't have a chance with him.

As soon as he left I darted into the booth he'd vacated, hoping there might be a lingering smell of shit and even a seat still warm from his sturdy young ass. I found not only the smell but the shit itself. He'd forgotten to flush. And what a treasure he had left behind. Three or four beautiful specimens floated in the bowl. It apparently had been a fairly dry, constipated shit, for all were fat, stiff, and ruggedly textured.

The real prize was a great feast of turd -- a nine inch gastrointestinal triumph as thick as a man's wrist.

I knelt before the bowl, inhaling the rich brown fragrance and wondered if I should obey the impulse building up inside me. I'd always been a heavy rimmer and had lapped up more than one little clump of shit, but that had been just an inevitable part of eating ass and not an end in itself. Of course I'd had jerk-off fantasies of devouring great loads of it (what rimmer hasn't), but I had never done it. Now, here I was, confronted with the most beautiful five-pound turd I'd ever feasted my eyes on, a sausage fit to star in any fantasy and one I knew to have been hatched from the asshole of the world's handsomest young stud.

Why not? I plucked it from the bowl, holding it with both hands to keep it from breaking. I lifted it to my nose. It smelled like rich, ripe limburger (horrid, but thrilling), yet had the consistency of cheddar. What is cheese anyway but milk turning to shit without the benefit of a digestive tract? I gave it a lick and found that it tasted better then it smelled. I've found since then that shit nearly almost does.

I hesitated no longer. I shoved the fucking thing as far into my mouth as I could get it and sucked on it like a big brown cock, beating my meat like a madman. I wanted to completely engulf it and bit off a large chunk, flooding my mouth with the intense, bittersweet flavor. To my delight I found that while the water in the bowl had chilled the outside of the turd, it was still warm inside. As I chewed I discovered that it was filled with hard little bits of something I soon identified as peanuts. He hadn't chewed them carefully and they'd passed through his body virtually unchanged. I ate it greedily, sending lump after peanutty lump sliding scratchily down my throat. My only regret was the donor of this feast wasn't there to wash it down with his piss.

I soon reached a terrific climax. I caught my cum in the cupped palm of my hand and drank it down. Believe me, there is no more delightful combination of flavors than the hot sweetness of cum with the rich bitterness of shit.

Afterwards I was sorry that I hadn't made it last longer. But then I realized that I still had a lot of fun in store for me. There was still a clutch of virile turds left in the bowl. I tenderly fished them out, rolled them into my hankerchief, and stashed them in my briefcase. In the week to come I found all kinds of ways to eat the shit without bolting it right down. Once eaten it's gone forever unless you want to filch it third hand out of your own asshole. Not an unreasonable recourse in moments of desperation or simple boredom. I stored the turds in the refrigerator when I was not using them but within a week they were all gone. The last one I held in my mouth without chewing, letting it slowly dissolve. I had liquid shit trickling down my throat for nearly four hours. I must have had six orgasms in the process.

I often think of that lovely young guy dropping solid gold out of his sweet, pink asshole every day, never knowing what joy it could, and at least once did, bring to a grateful shiteater.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5180101&forum_id=2#45074759)



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Date: August 26th, 2022 12:30 PM
Author: ivory ape

the HIMARS are fairly deep in Ukrainian territory and Russia is too afraid to fly there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5180101&forum_id=2#45074723)



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Date: August 26th, 2022 12:34 PM
Author: Wine aromatic marketing idea

why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5180101&forum_id=2#45074757)



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Date: August 26th, 2022 12:34 PM
Author: stirring sable ticket booth

Shit Eater

A few years ago, while browsing around the library downtown, I had to take a piss. As I entered the john a big beautiful all-american football hero type, about twenty-five, came out of one of the booths. I stood at the urinal looking at him out of the corner of my eye as he washed his hands. He didn't once look at me. He was "straight" and married -- and in any case I was sure I wouldn't have a chance with him.

As soon as he left I darted into the booth he'd vacated, hoping there might be a lingering smell of shit and even a seat still warm from his sturdy young ass. I found not only the smell but the shit itself. He'd forgotten to flush. And what a treasure he had left behind. Three or four beautiful specimens floated in the bowl. It apparently had been a fairly dry, constipated shit, for all were fat, stiff, and ruggedly textured.

The real prize was a great feast of turd -- a nine inch gastrointestinal triumph as thick as a man's wrist.

I knelt before the bowl, inhaling the rich brown fragrance and wondered if I should obey the impulse building up inside me. I'd always been a heavy rimmer and had lapped up more than one little clump of shit, but that had been just an inevitable part of eating ass and not an end in itself. Of course I'd had jerk-off fantasies of devouring great loads of it (what rimmer hasn't), but I had never done it. Now, here I was, confronted with the most beautiful five-pound turd I'd ever feasted my eyes on, a sausage fit to star in any fantasy and one I knew to have been hatched from the asshole of the world's handsomest young stud.

Why not? I plucked it from the bowl, holding it with both hands to keep it from breaking. I lifted it to my nose. It smelled like rich, ripe limburger (horrid, but thrilling), yet had the consistency of cheddar. What is cheese anyway but milk turning to shit without the benefit of a digestive tract? I gave it a lick and found that it tasted better then it smelled. I've found since then that shit nearly almost does.

I hesitated no longer. I shoved the fucking thing as far into my mouth as I could get it and sucked on it like a big brown cock, beating my meat like a madman. I wanted to completely engulf it and bit off a large chunk, flooding my mouth with the intense, bittersweet flavor. To my delight I found that while the water in the bowl had chilled the outside of the turd, it was still warm inside. As I chewed I discovered that it was filled with hard little bits of something I soon identified as peanuts. He hadn't chewed them carefully and they'd passed through his body virtually unchanged. I ate it greedily, sending lump after peanutty lump sliding scratchily down my throat. My only regret was the donor of this feast wasn't there to wash it down with his piss.

I soon reached a terrific climax. I caught my cum in the cupped palm of my hand and drank it down. Believe me, there is no more delightful combination of flavors than the hot sweetness of cum with the rich bitterness of shit.

Afterwards I was sorry that I hadn't made it last longer. But then I realized that I still had a lot of fun in store for me. There was still a clutch of virile turds left in the bowl. I tenderly fished them out, rolled them into my hankerchief, and stashed them in my briefcase. In the week to come I found all kinds of ways to eat the shit without bolting it right down. Once eaten it's gone forever unless you want to filch it third hand out of your own asshole. Not an unreasonable recourse in moments of desperation or simple boredom. I stored the turds in the refrigerator when I was not using them but within a week they were all gone. The last one I held in my mouth without chewing, letting it slowly dissolve. I had liquid shit trickling down my throat for nearly four hours. I must have had six orgasms in the process.

I often think of that lovely young guy dropping solid gold out of his sweet, pink asshole every day, never knowing what joy it could, and at least once did, bring to a grateful shiteater.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5180101&forum_id=2#45074760)



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Date: August 26th, 2022 12:36 PM
Author: ivory ape

because Ukraine has very good air defenses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5180101&forum_id=2#45074770)



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Date: August 26th, 2022 3:39 PM
Author: Green idiot

They use large numbers of cruise missiles literally every single night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5180101&forum_id=2#45075775)



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Date: August 26th, 2022 3:41 PM
Author: ivory ape

ok. explain how a slow and dumb cruise missile can hit a HIMARS unit

take your time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5180101&forum_id=2#45075784)



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Date: August 26th, 2022 3:52 PM
Author: Green idiot

You realize they're not in motion 24/7, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5180101&forum_id=2#45075848)



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Date: August 26th, 2022 3:53 PM
Author: ivory ape

is that your final answer?

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5180101&forum_id=2#45075854)



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Date: August 26th, 2022 3:54 PM
Author: Green idiot

(guy who imagines Ukraine loading up HIMARS on Snowpiercer trains) "Take THAT Putler!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5180101&forum_id=2#45075863)



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Date: August 26th, 2022 3:56 PM
Author: ivory ape

you implied that cruise missiles can take out HIMARS, but you can’t explain the mechanics of such a strike.

just curious if you could even try to explain, but as usual you are way out of your depth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5180101&forum_id=2#45075881)



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Date: August 26th, 2022 4:11 PM
Author: ivory ape

TMF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5180101&forum_id=2#45075934)



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Date: August 27th, 2022 1:46 PM
Author: Green idiot

What? Do you think HIMARS has anti-missile defense or something? It is mostly sitting somewhere and gets blown up. Just like pretty much everything else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5180101&forum_id=2#45079816)



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Date: August 27th, 2022 1:48 PM
Author: ivory ape

Lmaooo

yes, a high mobility system in a war zone is “mostly sitting somewhere”

cot damn lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5180101&forum_id=2#45079821)



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Date: August 27th, 2022 2:11 PM
Author: Green idiot

"yes, a high mobility system in a war zone is “mostly sitting somewhere”"

Yes, that's exactly right. Do you seriously think it is continuously on the move at pretty much all times?

That's the problem, like most libs you think life is like comic book movies. "IRON MAN DOESN'T NEED TO STOP MOVING! HA HA!" And of course Zelinsky, Nuland and Vindman (your heros) approve. You're a useful idiot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5180101&forum_id=2#45079927)



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Date: August 27th, 2022 2:17 PM
Author: ivory ape

yes, it’s constantly moving. just like Iraqi scuds back in the day

and that’s why before expends one of its valuable cruise missiles (which are not unlimited) it needs to know where it is AND where it will be

I mean even if they had perfect targeting on a HIMARS when it shot off it’s rockets, there’s zero chance a Russian cruise missile would be able to hit it before it moved again

and that’s why russia hasn’t destroyed any of them. and also why you’re a retard who can’t explain the mechanics of how a cruise missile could feasibly hit one, because they can’t

Lol @ your comic book reference and your self loathing Jewish attack. sad little man you are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5180101&forum_id=2#45079951)



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Date: August 26th, 2022 3:56 PM
Author: offensive coiffed candlestick maker

Mine would be. Occasional stop at random gas stations to scope out chicks and show em my rockets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5180101&forum_id=2#45075877)



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Date: August 27th, 2022 2:12 PM
Author: Green idiot

Do you put it on cruise control as you fuck them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5180101&forum_id=2#45079929)



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Date: August 26th, 2022 12:33 PM
Author: stirring sable ticket booth

Shit Eater

A few years ago, while browsing around the library downtown, I had to take a piss. As I entered the john a big beautiful all-american football hero type, about twenty-five, came out of one of the booths. I stood at the urinal looking at him out of the corner of my eye as he washed his hands. He didn't once look at me. He was "straight" and married -- and in any case I was sure I wouldn't have a chance with him.

As soon as he left I darted into the booth he'd vacated, hoping there might be a lingering smell of shit and even a seat still warm from his sturdy young ass. I found not only the smell but the shit itself. He'd forgotten to flush. And what a treasure he had left behind. Three or four beautiful specimens floated in the bowl. It apparently had been a fairly dry, constipated shit, for all were fat, stiff, and ruggedly textured.

The real prize was a great feast of turd -- a nine inch gastrointestinal triumph as thick as a man's wrist.

I knelt before the bowl, inhaling the rich brown fragrance and wondered if I should obey the impulse building up inside me. I'd always been a heavy rimmer and had lapped up more than one little clump of shit, but that had been just an inevitable part of eating ass and not an end in itself. Of course I'd had jerk-off fantasies of devouring great loads of it (what rimmer hasn't), but I had never done it. Now, here I was, confronted with the most beautiful five-pound turd I'd ever feasted my eyes on, a sausage fit to star in any fantasy and one I knew to have been hatched from the asshole of the world's handsomest young stud.

Why not? I plucked it from the bowl, holding it with both hands to keep it from breaking. I lifted it to my nose. It smelled like rich, ripe limburger (horrid, but thrilling), yet had the consistency of cheddar. What is cheese anyway but milk turning to shit without the benefit of a digestive tract? I gave it a lick and found that it tasted better then it smelled. I've found since then that shit nearly almost does.

I hesitated no longer. I shoved the fucking thing as far into my mouth as I could get it and sucked on it like a big brown cock, beating my meat like a madman. I wanted to completely engulf it and bit off a large chunk, flooding my mouth with the intense, bittersweet flavor. To my delight I found that while the water in the bowl had chilled the outside of the turd, it was still warm inside. As I chewed I discovered that it was filled with hard little bits of something I soon identified as peanuts. He hadn't chewed them carefully and they'd passed through his body virtually unchanged. I ate it greedily, sending lump after peanutty lump sliding scratchily down my throat. My only regret was the donor of this feast wasn't there to wash it down with his piss.

I soon reached a terrific climax. I caught my cum in the cupped palm of my hand and drank it down. Believe me, there is no more delightful combination of flavors than the hot sweetness of cum with the rich bitterness of shit.

Afterwards I was sorry that I hadn't made it last longer. But then I realized that I still had a lot of fun in store for me. There was still a clutch of virile turds left in the bowl. I tenderly fished them out, rolled them into my hankerchief, and stashed them in my briefcase. In the week to come I found all kinds of ways to eat the shit without bolting it right down. Once eaten it's gone forever unless you want to filch it third hand out of your own asshole. Not an unreasonable recourse in moments of desperation or simple boredom. I stored the turds in the refrigerator when I was not using them but within a week they were all gone. The last one I held in my mouth without chewing, letting it slowly dissolve. I had liquid shit trickling down my throat for nearly four hours. I must have had six orgasms in the process.

I often think of that lovely young guy dropping solid gold out of his sweet, pink asshole every day, never knowing what joy it could, and at least once did, bring to a grateful shiteater.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5180101&forum_id=2#45074747)



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Date: August 26th, 2022 2:43 PM
Author: Green idiot

"Russians haven’t destroyed a single HIMARS/MLRS unit"

No one knows if this is true. Russia says they have, Ukrainians say they haven't. Regardless, HIMARS/MLRS strikes are much less common these days. You can argue it is a lack of ammo or that they're getting destroyed or some combo thereof.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5180101&forum_id=2#45075502)



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Date: August 26th, 2022 2:48 PM
Author: bistre giraffe base

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5180101&forum_id=2#45075513)



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Date: August 26th, 2022 2:52 PM
Author: ivory ape

cope more, fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5180101&forum_id=2#45075521)



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Date: August 26th, 2022 2:56 PM
Author: bistre giraffe base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5180101&forum_id=2#45075539)



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Date: August 26th, 2022 3:54 PM
Author: Alcoholic thirsty library

bridges and dam struck this morning no idea what you smoking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5180101&forum_id=2#45075862)



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Date: August 26th, 2022 3:55 PM
Author: ivory ape

multiple ammo dumps also up in flames basically every day

he’s delusional

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5180101&forum_id=2#45075867)



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Date: August 26th, 2022 12:11 PM
Author: multi-colored white liquid oxygen

HIMARS are pure propaganda and have no tactical significance at the numbers being deployed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5180101&forum_id=2#45074597)



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Date: August 26th, 2022 12:13 PM
Author: Opaque area

Cr Russia should save its standoff weapons for the targets that count - random passenger rail platforms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5180101&forum_id=2#45074607)



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Date: August 26th, 2022 12:29 PM
Author: multi-colored white liquid oxygen

Terrorizing the hahols is strategically very valuable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5180101&forum_id=2#45074712)



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Date: August 26th, 2022 12:33 PM
Author: ivory ape

it’s backfiring, as it always does

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5180101&forum_id=2#45074744)



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Date: August 26th, 2022 12:13 PM
Author: Wine aromatic marketing idea

They’re single handedly responsible for shifting the war in Ukraine’s favor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5180101&forum_id=2#45074611)



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Date: August 26th, 2022 12:33 PM
Author: stirring sable ticket booth

Shit Eater

A few years ago, while browsing around the library downtown, I had to take a piss. As I entered the john a big beautiful all-american football hero type, about twenty-five, came out of one of the booths. I stood at the urinal looking at him out of the corner of my eye as he washed his hands. He didn't once look at me. He was "straight" and married -- and in any case I was sure I wouldn't have a chance with him.

As soon as he left I darted into the booth he'd vacated, hoping there might be a lingering smell of shit and even a seat still warm from his sturdy young ass. I found not only the smell but the shit itself. He'd forgotten to flush. And what a treasure he had left behind. Three or four beautiful specimens floated in the bowl. It apparently had been a fairly dry, constipated shit, for all were fat, stiff, and ruggedly textured.

The real prize was a great feast of turd -- a nine inch gastrointestinal triumph as thick as a man's wrist.

I knelt before the bowl, inhaling the rich brown fragrance and wondered if I should obey the impulse building up inside me. I'd always been a heavy rimmer and had lapped up more than one little clump of shit, but that had been just an inevitable part of eating ass and not an end in itself. Of course I'd had jerk-off fantasies of devouring great loads of it (what rimmer hasn't), but I had never done it. Now, here I was, confronted with the most beautiful five-pound turd I'd ever feasted my eyes on, a sausage fit to star in any fantasy and one I knew to have been hatched from the asshole of the world's handsomest young stud.

Why not? I plucked it from the bowl, holding it with both hands to keep it from breaking. I lifted it to my nose. It smelled like rich, ripe limburger (horrid, but thrilling), yet had the consistency of cheddar. What is cheese anyway but milk turning to shit without the benefit of a digestive tract? I gave it a lick and found that it tasted better then it smelled. I've found since then that shit nearly almost does.

I hesitated no longer. I shoved the fucking thing as far into my mouth as I could get it and sucked on it like a big brown cock, beating my meat like a madman. I wanted to completely engulf it and bit off a large chunk, flooding my mouth with the intense, bittersweet flavor. To my delight I found that while the water in the bowl had chilled the outside of the turd, it was still warm inside. As I chewed I discovered that it was filled with hard little bits of something I soon identified as peanuts. He hadn't chewed them carefully and they'd passed through his body virtually unchanged. I ate it greedily, sending lump after peanutty lump sliding scratchily down my throat. My only regret was the donor of this feast wasn't there to wash it down with his piss.

I soon reached a terrific climax. I caught my cum in the cupped palm of my hand and drank it down. Believe me, there is no more delightful combination of flavors than the hot sweetness of cum with the rich bitterness of shit.

Afterwards I was sorry that I hadn't made it last longer. But then I realized that I still had a lot of fun in store for me. There was still a clutch of virile turds left in the bowl. I tenderly fished them out, rolled them into my hankerchief, and stashed them in my briefcase. In the week to come I found all kinds of ways to eat the shit without bolting it right down. Once eaten it's gone forever unless you want to filch it third hand out of your own asshole. Not an unreasonable recourse in moments of desperation or simple boredom. I stored the turds in the refrigerator when I was not using them but within a week they were all gone. The last one I held in my mouth without chewing, letting it slowly dissolve. I had liquid shit trickling down my throat for nearly four hours. I must have had six orgasms in the process.

I often think of that lovely young guy dropping solid gold out of his sweet, pink asshole every day, never knowing what joy it could, and at least once did, bring to a grateful shiteater.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5180101&forum_id=2#45074745)



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Date: August 26th, 2022 3:38 PM
Author: Green idiot

Except the war hasn't shifted in Ukraine's favor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5180101&forum_id=2#45075766)



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Date: August 26th, 2022 3:40 PM
Author: ivory ape

Cr

the war actually shifted in Ukraine’s favor when Russia had to retreat from most fronts about 5 months ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5180101&forum_id=2#45075781)



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Date: August 26th, 2022 3:54 PM
Author: Green idiot

You mean leaving Kiev and the surrounding areas to advance in key areas, where they have made durable gains that are continuing as we speak.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5180101&forum_id=2#45075857)



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Date: August 26th, 2022 3:59 PM
Author: ivory ape

retreating from key areas (like the capital) to do scorched earth tactics in the depopulated east you mean?

cuz where there are people Russian collaborators are getting blown up daily

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5180101&forum_id=2#45075893)



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Date: August 27th, 2022 1:57 PM
Author: Green idiot

"cuz where there are people Russian collaborators are getting blown up daily"

You've been living in Ukraine too long. Can you try again in English? Or I can read it in the original Ukrainian or Russian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5180101&forum_id=2#45079854)



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Date: August 27th, 2022 2:18 PM
Author: ivory ape

here’s a video to make it easy to understand

https://youtu.be/g0szuhObI4k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5180101&forum_id=2#45079961)



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Date: August 27th, 2022 8:14 PM
Author: Green idiot

Yes, Ukrainians are now resorting to outright terrorism and war crimes. Well aware.

Also, the fact that there are a ton of "Ukrainian collaborators" speaks for itself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5180101&forum_id=2#45081305)



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Date: August 26th, 2022 3:43 PM
Author: bistre giraffe base

you fuck dogs irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5180101&forum_id=2#45075794)



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Date: August 26th, 2022 3:45 PM
Author: Opaque area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5180101&forum_id=2#45075807)



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Date: August 26th, 2022 3:52 PM
Author: Green idiot

I do not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5180101&forum_id=2#45075850)



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Date: August 26th, 2022 4:27 PM
Author: bistre giraffe base

confirmed xo canon you are a dogfucker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5180101&forum_id=2#45076028)



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Date: August 26th, 2022 12:32 PM
Author: ivory ape

?

a HIMARS regiment in the US has like 13 units, whereas Ukraine has more than 20

not at all insignificant given that this war doesn’t involve millions of troops on both sides

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5180101&forum_id=2#45074740)



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Date: August 26th, 2022 2:56 PM
Author: Pink friendly grandma mad-dog skullcap

And ALSO Kyiv will fall in 3 to 4 hours

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5180101&forum_id=2#45075537)



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Date: August 26th, 2022 12:33 PM
Author: ungodly church building generalized bond

Look up what the HiM in HiMARS stands for and get back to us.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5180101&forum_id=2#45074748)



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Date: August 26th, 2022 3:39 PM
Author: blathering shitlib pit

Russia is shit. They are running a 19th century campaign with mid-20th century tech.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5180101&forum_id=2#45075778)



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Date: August 26th, 2022 3:41 PM
Author: ivory ape

*a 20th century war with 19th century logistics, actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5180101&forum_id=2#45075789)



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Date: August 26th, 2022 4:32 PM
Author: blathering shitlib pit

You could give a Crimean war general a crash course on modern weaponry and transportation and they'd do a better job than Russia is doing now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5180101&forum_id=2#45076062)



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Date: August 27th, 2022 12:50 AM
Author: ivory ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5180101&forum_id=2#45078233)



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Date: August 27th, 2022 7:19 AM
Author: drunken curious round eye organic girlfriend

No need

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5180101&forum_id=2#45078713)



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Date: August 27th, 2022 2:13 PM
Author: Crystalline tanning salon quadroon

Ukraine has good air defense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5180101&forum_id=2#45079933)



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Date: August 27th, 2022 2:19 PM
Author: drunken curious round eye organic girlfriend

"Why doesn't Russia think HIMARS are a game changer?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5180101&forum_id=2#45079965)