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Hypo: $250,000 for you to eat penis tartare. Details inside.
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Date: September 14th, 2022 7:13 PM Author: exciting half-breed It's an entire penis, including the testicles, washed, cleaned / dehaired, minced, and thoughtfully seasoned. It's presented well on a china dish. If you look closely through the bits of viscera, veins, skin, you can somewhat make out where different bites may have come from (e.g., the texture of a piece from the penis head is different from that of a piece from the shaft) but at a distance, it all looks fairly uniform. You have an hour to eat the dish; if you do so, you'll receive $250,000. Addendum: If you accept the challenge but fail to complete it within the hour (e.g., back out) you will lose your hand. Do you accept the challenge? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5192335&forum_id=2#45171670) |
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Date: September 14th, 2022 7:15 PM Author: aquamarine gas station toilet seat To be fair,
Yes but where do I get the $250,000? |
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Date: September 14th, 2022 11:41 PM Author: Lilac Vivacious Queen Of The Night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5192335&forum_id=2#45173080) |
Date: September 14th, 2022 7:15 PM Author: Yellow Pocket Flask i feel like i'd puke. what about penis kitfo. can i mix it in with beef?
also, is the penis sustainably and ethically sourced? |
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Date: September 14th, 2022 7:19 PM Author: exciting half-breed No mixing of other meats. You may only add salt, pepper, hot sauce (from small tabasco bottles only, each one of which is individually wrapped and will take some time to unwrap), mignonette sauce, or cocktail sauce. There's an adequate supply of each condiment but you may not "hack" the dish by e.g., pouring a gallon of cocktail sauce into it; the offering must still bear the essence of the dish as was intended in its original form. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5192335&forum_id=2#45171708) |
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Date: September 14th, 2022 7:22 PM Author: Yellow Pocket Flask i might give it a try, but i would probably back out. i can't even eat badly done lengua, much less human penis. different calculus if it was an animal penis perhaps. again, was it ethically sourced? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5192335&forum_id=2#45171729) |
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Date: September 14th, 2022 7:23 PM Author: exciting half-breed Oh I forgot to add (sorry for the omission) that if you accept the challenge but fail to complete it within the hour (e.g., back out) you will lose your hand. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5192335&forum_id=2#45171742) |
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Date: September 14th, 2022 7:25 PM Author: Yellow Pocket Flask what the fuck? no (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5192335&forum_id=2#45171751) |
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Date: September 14th, 2022 8:40 PM Author: exciting half-breed Primarily because of the risk of losing your hand or the unappetizing nature of the penis dish? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5192335&forum_id=2#45172123) |
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Date: September 14th, 2022 9:06 PM Author: Yellow Pocket Flask 1. losing hand 2. possible unethical harvesting of the penis the unappetizing nature of the dish is whatever. if it was ethically sourced maybe it tastes good |
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Date: September 14th, 2022 7:16 PM Author: vigorous sickened den id hope my 250k would go towards a well endowed man's member (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5192335&forum_id=2#45171685) |
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Date: September 14th, 2022 7:21 PM Author: exciting half-breed If you successfully consume the full penis tartare you may (but are not required to) learn about the identity of the penis. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5192335&forum_id=2#45171722) |
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Date: September 14th, 2022 7:22 PM Author: Light whorehouse place of business (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5192335&forum_id=2#45171728) |
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Date: September 14th, 2022 7:22 PM Author: exciting half-breed It's 100% from a human. See also: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5192335&forum_id=2#45171722 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5192335&forum_id=2#45171736) |
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Date: September 14th, 2022 7:23 PM Author: Light whorehouse place of business (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5192335&forum_id=2#45171738) |
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Date: September 14th, 2022 8:40 PM Author: wine personal credit line yes, wtf? who cares (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5192335&forum_id=2#45172130) |
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Date: September 14th, 2022 8:44 PM Author: mewling really tough guy China got you beat there bro:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guo_Li_Zhuang
Except they don't exactly pay you $250k |
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Date: September 14th, 2022 11:29 PM Author: Massive Aromatic Lay Alpha 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5192335&forum_id=2#45173012) |
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Date: September 14th, 2022 11:28 PM Author: supple headpube garrison Can I pick the penis ethnicity? If so, I'm all in. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5192335&forum_id=2#45173004) |
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Date: September 14th, 2022 11:39 PM Author: Contagious hunting ground boltzmann Penis isn't worth nearly that much. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5192335&forum_id=2#45173069) |
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Date: September 14th, 2022 11:43 PM Author: Cheese-eating aqua newt niggas out here phonie have ya spooked to slang the keys mane I'm like a diner thief asking niggas pass the piece cowards out here hating on me check the hook this ain't a please faggot Shut ya mouth bitch shut ya mouth bitch |
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Date: October 23rd, 2022 10:17 AM Author: exciting half-breed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5192335&forum_id=2#45376708) |