Date: September 21st, 2022 10:37 PM Author: Cowardly Stirring Tanning Salon Deer Antler
You are insane. I would never frame someone else for being me. Here is literally a thread of people calling me insane for insisting i'm *not* her http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5172222&mc=36&forum_id=2 . And if I were to do that, why would I pick someone who doesn’t look anything like me, lives in a different part of the state and isn’t my age? When I saw her name on this board for the first time, I was like, “Dang, that’s a name I haven’t heard in years. They’re convinced I’m her?”
Did I not insist for weeks on end that I wasn’t her? And you and my other groupies were on here 24/7 insisting that I was an evil lying bitch and spelled out your ironclad “evidence” (lol) that I was her?
You are either absolutely fucking nuts or youre downright evil.
Why do you care so much about who I am? You don’t need to engage with me at all. Are you really that starved for female attention? Leave me alone.
I’m really sorry for whatever’s gone on in your life that has driven you to such a sad spot.
One of my other malicious basement dwelling stalkers was convinced that girl was me because the creepy running coach on here said I participated in a footlocker race at some point in high school. Being a dumb idiot, the basement dweller took that to mean I participated in one particular footlocker race across the country (that actually requires you to race in other footlocker events in order to make the cut). The basement dweller additionally for some reason incorrectly assumed my graduation year. Then the genius used his THUPER THMART THPY THKILLS to cross reference his faulty data and Eureka! No one on earth could convince him I wasn’t that girl.
Both of you are not bright. He also is a liar with a demonstrably poor memory. He made some ridiculous accusation a few hours ago about a car and when I was like, “Wtf are you talking about,” he was admitted he didn’t know what he was talking about except that I had mentioned a car in the past.
Date: September 21st, 2022 10:45 PM Author: Spectacular submissive plaza
What's remarkable is not your willingness to lie, but your willingness to lie about stuff that is demonstrably false based on info you have poasted and is still here on the boart for all to see.
When Link posted ED's info claiming it was you, you did not deny you were her. Quite the opposite. You threw a hysterical fit demanding that Link take down your info.
When LHEE posted his thread about marrying girls from the Harvard track roster, you didn't say anything as various girls were named. But when ED was mentioned you showed up immediately to protest.
You were then the very first person ever on the boart to poast ED's name, saying "If I were ED I wouldn't be saying E... D..."
Date: September 21st, 2022 10:51 PM Author: Cowardly Stirring Tanning Salon Deer Antler
You’re one fucked up evil lying dude, I’ll tell you that much.
See what you just did above? Nice try pretending like you weren’t writing screeds exactly like that for months on end about how there was literally no other person who I could be but that girl. You’re absolutely nuts.
I never saw that girl’s outing information in that thread you’re referring to from last winter. That thread took place over the course of an entire evening and shockingly I have a life and don’t spend all ny time stalking randos on the internet so I didn’t see every post occur live. I came back to that thread and saw a bunch of shit was modded and assumed I’d been outed. Further down in the thread, you’ll see people talking about “my” Twitter and I protested that I didn’t have a Twitter (I was called a liar).
You’re just dumb dude and you can’t admit when you’re wrong.
How did you know the content of the thread was about your college if it had been modded?
Was this next one also in response to a blank poast?
Date: February 8th, 2022 7:57 PM
Author: sable pea-brained athletic conference
What is wrong with you??? Why are you doing this dude, seriously? What do you have against me? Are you just trying to out me for board cred? Please have some decency and blank your poasts.
Hmm, this next one seems mighty specific to have been in response to a blank poast:
Date: February 8th, 2022 8:00 PM
Author: sable pea-brained athletic conference
And you've included information that I have NEVER posted on here. I said too much in a subthread about sports soon after joining the board, and I quickly deleted what I wrote, yet you CONSTANTLY try to use that info to help other people figure out my IRL identity. You are downright awful.
In other words, you are a liar. And more than that, you are fucking retarded because you lie about shit that is easily disproven. And even more retarded because we've gone through this exact same exercise before.
Look up at the poast about your last tweet being about the box. That should leave no doubt about whether we’re right. Let me know because it’s a hella funny poast and if it’s not you, but just some random tweet, I’d like to poast a screen shot of it so all my xoxo bros can get in on the lulz.
I don’t have a Twitter account right now and in no plane of existence would I have a public Twitter I where I post about/allude to this site. Please keep looking at random people’s social media.
Well I don’t know if you’re looking at the account of someone who has the same name as me. But I can tell you that I don’t have a Twitter right now or any public social media. Whatever tweets you’re reading, you’re not looking at my account.
Waiting for the unambiguous yes. I doubt there is someone with the same name who matches all the details that caused you to freak out last night. So yes or no?
Please share it. I don't think the person you have is her. I believe I have found her and what you're describing isn't it. I think therefore it would be fine to share.
Date: September 21st, 2022 11:18 PM Author: Cowardly Stirring Tanning Salon Deer Antler
GayPumo, are you going to respond to this?? huh? you identify yourself in this thread i copied above (search "gaypumo@"). i tell you clearly that i am not the girl you think i am because i do not have a twitter.
or are you doing to continue to spew lies and make a fool out of yourself because you're a dumb mean obsessive guy on the internet who can't keep track of facts or a timeline?
Date: September 21st, 2022 11:32 PM Author: Spectacular submissive plaza
Why are you ignoring my reply? You claim all the poasts were modded but there you are throwing a fit telling the poaster to blank the thread and referring to specific details he poasted? I doubt you'll explain that, because you can't.
As for your question, yes, after flipping out about all the ED details you denied ED's twitter was yours. But you still refused to let us poast the twitter. This is precisely the ruse you were playing. Of course you didn't just show up and say "Hey I'm ED." Instead, you faked a fit when her details were attributed to you. You denied ED's twitter was yours while at the same time refusing to let us poast the twitter. And finally you yourself outted her, in a half hearted effort to prove you weren't her: Hey if I were really ED would I say E... D...????
Nothing you poasted is inconsistent with the fact you played some decent 3D chess to lead poasters to believe you were ED.
Date: September 21st, 2022 11:37 PM Author: Cowardly Stirring Tanning Salon Deer Antler
"I doubt you'll explain that, because you can't."
that poster (creepy track coach) was not suggesting i was ED. that is the simple explanation. he was posting facts about another person's identity (the person you currently think i am). i've told you that before.
are you aware of how pathetic and what a waste of time it is when you write dozens of short essays obsessing/lying about me? i know i'm wasting precious moments of my life posting here. it's even more pathetic that i want nothing to do with you yet youre attacking me for no reason.
Date: September 21st, 2022 11:40 PM Author: Spectacular submissive plaza
This is false. He explicitly poasted ED's hometown and college in the poasts you flipped out over. There is no other person with those details who won the running comp you both won. You and ED don't have the same hometown and you didn't go to the same college. Yet you flipped out when those details were poasted because you were cleverly leading us to believe your were ED.
Date: September 21st, 2022 11:42 PM Author: Spectacular submissive plaza
Missed the last line. Happy to hang out anytime. I don't work so I can fly out next time I don't have my kids. We'd get over 300 replied in our post-meeting write up. Email me at gaypumo_xoxo@gmail.com. But be warned that I am a fiercely loyal friend so I will not hook up with you. You belong to LHEE. Totally serious about all this.
Edit: the correct email is gaypumo_xoxo@protonmail.com
Date: September 21st, 2022 11:57 PM Author: Cowardly Stirring Tanning Salon Deer Antler
i don't live with my parents and i will never hang out with you ever. do not attempt to contact me in real life. if you do, i will talk to the police and see if it would be a good idea to file a report or not.
Date: September 22nd, 2022 12:02 AM Author: Cowardly Stirring Tanning Salon Deer Antler
that was not a reply to you. i was replying to another poster. you can see that above. and i meant that it would be an entertaining sight to see what you miserable creatures actually look like.
i know you know that, though. you are legit obsessed with me so you will say anything to get me to reply to talk to you so we can become familiar with one another and you can slowly know me irl. that is not happening. i want you to stop harassing me.
Date: September 22nd, 2022 1:03 AM Author: Wonderful Sandwich Faggotry
the problem is you often refer to more than one person, so when you talk to my esteemed colleague GayPumo, you also refer to me.
pretty sure that was an invitation. but now you're getting cold feet. think about it then, you have until next month anyway. no pressure. we could go get italian food or something.
Date: September 22nd, 2022 1:20 AM Author: Wonderful Sandwich Faggotry
there are ones with no BP. My favorite of the batch is the one where she's wearing the light blue denim jacket standing in front of the door. she looks fairly attractive in that one.