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If you had a circumcised pecker in Nazi Germany you were as good as dead, Jew
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Date: October 7th, 2022 8:08 PM Author: Trip Internet-worthy Travel Guidebook Bawdyhouse 180? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207924&forum_id=2#45297616) |
Date: October 7th, 2022 8:15 PM Author: Trip Internet-worthy Travel Guidebook Bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207924&forum_id=2#45297646) |
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Date: October 7th, 2022 8:31 PM Author: hilarious peach kitchen giraffe One day, the Sicherheitspolizei came to our village and announced that all the boys between the ages of thirteen and seventeen had to line up for an inspection. The officer said he was looking for evidence of circumcision, and anyone who had it would be killed on the spot.
My father and my brother were both terrified. They knew I didn't have a foreskin, but they also knew that if I was caught without one, I would be killed.
"Anteaters!" said the Sicherheitspolizei officer as he inspected the line of young men, his voice measured yet thick with menace. "Anteaters at the end. These are proper German men, proper and clean, yes."
My father gulped, and began to nudge my brother. "Get him out of here, Jakob," he whispered frantically. "Get him out!"
It was too late. The capo had reached us. He stared at me, his eyes cold.
"What is this? Ah, yes, a proper German man. Anteater."
I strained not to look down in puzzlement. What had happened? When the capo proceeded to Jakob, who stood beside me, I stole a glance and saw: I was so terrified that it was all shriveled up into a goy-turtle.
I had hardly had time to realize when I heard an awful whistle.
"Juden!" the officer bellowed, pointing at Jakob. His men soon swarmed and were pointing rifles at us. "Take them away."
That was the last time I ever saw my brother. |
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Date: October 7th, 2022 9:01 PM Author: Trip Internet-worthy Travel Guidebook Bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207924&forum_id=2#45297842) |
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Date: November 7th, 2022 9:01 PM Author: hilarious peach kitchen giraffe (this is from an Elie Wiesel manuscript I discovered and have the exclusive rights to, titled "THE ANTEATERS") (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207924&forum_id=2#45453681) |
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Date: November 7th, 2022 9:04 PM Author: maize box office I’ve heard of this — isn’t it part of a trilogy with the next two instalments titled “LAMPSHADES” and “THE ROLLER COASTER”? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207924&forum_id=2#45453704) |
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Date: November 7th, 2022 9:06 PM Author: hilarious peach kitchen giraffe Yes, the Pile of Shoes trilogy, part of the expanded ANTEATER WARS universe. They recount unique and unquestionable experiences of terrible suffering and tender descriptions of growing up turtletopped in the land of the ANTEATERS. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207924&forum_id=2#45453714) |
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Date: January 21st, 2023 10:43 AM Author: hilarious peach kitchen giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207924&forum_id=2#45820586) |
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Date: November 13th, 2022 1:21 PM Author: flushed chapel Penis Inspection Day with a twist (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207924&forum_id=2#45487004) |
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Date: January 21st, 2023 10:43 AM Author: hilarious peach kitchen giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207924&forum_id=2#45820585) |
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Date: January 21st, 2023 10:45 AM Author: french yellow school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207924&forum_id=2#45820597) |
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Date: October 9th, 2022 7:10 PM Author: hilarious peach kitchen giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207924&forum_id=2#45306129) |
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Date: October 11th, 2022 2:13 PM Author: hilarious peach kitchen giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207924&forum_id=2#45315182) |
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Date: October 13th, 2022 11:53 AM Author: hilarious peach kitchen giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207924&forum_id=2#45325322) |
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Date: October 13th, 2022 12:00 PM Author: Trip Internet-worthy Travel Guidebook Bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207924&forum_id=2#45325347) |
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Date: November 13th, 2022 1:19 PM Author: hilarious peach kitchen giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207924&forum_id=2#45486987) |
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Date: November 13th, 2022 1:24 PM Author: Slate shivering field police squad CHILL GERMAN BRO: What... what is this?
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Date: November 13th, 2022 1:24 PM Author: hilarious peach kitchen giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207924&forum_id=2#45487022) |
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Date: January 21st, 2023 10:43 AM Author: spectacular carnelian faggotry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207924&forum_id=2#45820589) |
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Date: January 21st, 2023 10:44 AM Author: hilarious peach kitchen giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207924&forum_id=2#45820595) |