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Friend told me his daughter went to a 'Twerky Turkey' assembly at school

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These YAMS, These YAMS. OH, LOOK AT THEM DANCE!
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Dude she worked hard on it be nice
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Date: November 23rd, 2022 7:33 AM
Author: Anal Halford School

They had told all the kids it was going to be a classic Thanksgiving pageant and they had some of them dressed as pilgrims, some as turkeys, etc. Nobody dressed like an Indian for racial reasons which makes sense.

Anyway, halfway through it turned out it wasn't really that sort of pageant at all--the lights started flashing and a big black voice said, "Enough of this white meat, we want DARK MEAT! HERE'S TWERKY TURKEY"

And this person (not sure if it was male or female--they might not be sure themselves) ran out in a turkey costume but it was pretty revealing. And started twerking. This went on for several minutes and then the lights came back on.

My friend's daughter was really upset and crying since she had worked hard on her speech (she was a bowl of yams) and they stopped it before it got to that part.

My friend is really angry and he wants to complain at the next school board meeting.

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Date: November 23rd, 2022 5:30 PM
Author: Anal Halford School



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 5:32 PM
Author: beady-eyed stag film



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:40 AM
Author: 180 corner



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:41 AM
Author: beady-eyed stag film



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:43 AM
Author: Soul-stirring insanely creepy principal's office

Can't even tell if this is satire any more.

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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:55 AM
Author: curious blathering public bath yarmulke

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Date: March 30th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: 180 corner



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.




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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:44 AM
Author: pearly brunch factory reset button

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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:46 AM
Author: Titillating Ruddy Rigpig

These YAMS, These YAMS. OH, LOOK AT THEM DANCE!

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Date: November 24th, 2023 6:50 PM
Author: Anal Halford School

Dude she worked hard on it be nice

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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:55 AM
Author: curious blathering public bath yarmulke

Wait waiit wait....

We need to know the AGES of these girls before I know to unzip or not.

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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:24 AM
Author: Mint set

Love is Love

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Date: November 28th, 2024 2:52 PM
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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:26 AM
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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:03 PM
Author: 180 corner



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:05 PM
Author: Charismatic nofapping abode therapy



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:46 PM
Author: 180 corner



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:47 PM
Author: curious blathering public bath yarmulke

"the lights started flashing and a big black voice said, "Enough of this white meat, we want DARK MEAT! HERE'S TWERKY TURKEY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2#47098853)



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:47 PM
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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:50 PM
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Date: November 29th, 2023 8:04 AM
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Date: December 7th, 2023 8:01 AM
Author: bearded amber half-breed box office



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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: tripping brindle sanctuary weed whacker

this is like a scene from a Black remake of A Christmas Story

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Date: April 4th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: curious blathering public bath yarmulke



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Date: April 4th, 2025 10:20 PM
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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:32 PM
Author: Alcoholic Avocado Chapel Sweet Tailpipe



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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:34 PM
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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:36 PM
Author: Flatulent Glassy Doctorate

under appreciated thread

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Date: December 7th, 2023 8:19 AM
Author: Anal Halford School

Johnsmeyer pastiche is hard but I'm proud with how this turned out

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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:00 PM
Author: bearded amber half-breed box office

she was a bowl of yams

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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:28 AM
Author: Alcoholic Avocado Chapel Sweet Tailpipe



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Date: November 8th, 2024 5:43 AM
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Date: March 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: nachos

they might not be sure themselves

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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


"My friend's daughter was really upset and crying since she had worked hard on her speech (she was a bowl of yams)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2#48899766)