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Cock Control to Training Tom

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Awkward wonderful telephone
  11/28/22
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Jet supple school
  11/28/22
Cock Control to Trainin' Tom Cock Control to Trainin' Tom...
Awkward wonderful telephone
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Jet supple school
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Adventurous Travel Guidebook
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stimulating bronze station
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Awkward wonderful telephone
  12/06/22
Who wrote this because they deserve MPM votes?
Geriatric home
  12/13/22
Me.
Awkward wonderful telephone
  12/13/22
Well I was going to vote for you deep into MPM anyway. What ...
Geriatric home
  12/13/22
It is very much appreciated! (I periodically bump that Bates...
Awkward wonderful telephone
  12/13/22
That was an amazing story.
Geriatric home
  12/14/22
Thank you for your service.
At-the-ready federal lay
  12/14/22
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umber charismatic candlestick maker yarmulke
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claret talented sweet tailpipe
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Dull buck-toothed really tough guy
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Awkward wonderful telephone
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Awkward wonderful telephone
  11/29/22
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aqua exciting crackhouse
  11/29/22
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Awkward wonderful telephone
  12/09/22
this is 180 but i think the lyrics are "this is cock co...
Sickened Lascivious University
  12/11/22
can you just give the fucking 180 without trying to “c...
snowy orchestra pit windowlicker
  12/11/22
I'm happy either way.
Awkward wonderful telephone
  12/11/22
i'm glad you asked that, as this is a good teachable moment ...
Sickened Lascivious University
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Violet prole dog poop
  12/11/22
Woah.
Awkward wonderful telephone
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Stirring brilliant bbw spot
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fantasy-prone motley gaping half-breed
  12/14/22
btw im not sure due to moniker changes but I think I may hav...
Awkward wonderful telephone
  12/14/22
assuming you still have the same account that poasted both, ...
Sickened Lascivious University
  12/14/22
I lost the pw for the "twins" account long ago.
Awkward wonderful telephone
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Awkward wonderful telephone
  12/13/22
BTW, Bowie has also sung the following variations live: ...
Sickened Lascivious University
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Awkward wonderful telephone
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Comical haunting national coffee pot
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Awkward wonderful telephone
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Awkward wonderful telephone
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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:09 AM
Author: Awkward wonderful telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45553389)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:11 AM
Author: Jet supple school

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45553397)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:37 AM
Author: Awkward wonderful telephone

Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

Make sure protein fills and helmet's strong

Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

Dispense with women no posers on

Check your stimmin' and may God’s love be with you

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Ten, Nine, Eight, Seven, Six, Five, Four, Three, Two, One, Liftoff

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This is Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

You really made them spray

And the papers want to know whose squirts you wear

Now it’s time to leave the Pounders (if you dare!)

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This is Trainin' Tom to Cock Control

I’m stepping through the door

And they're posing in the au naturale way

And Douton's meaty protruberence -- it sways!

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For here am I stimming from the twink stand

Knobs are getting sworled

Assombo, balls blue

And they're stuffing full of goo

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Woah, they're blasting loads and projectiles

I’m twinking there with skill

And I think my facelip knows which way to blow

Tell my wife I love her very much

"She knows!"

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Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

You sure give head to make them long

Can you stim me, Trainin' Tom?

Can you stim me, Trainin' Tom?

Can you stim me, Trainin' Tom?

Can you….

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For here am I stimming from the twink stand

Knobs are getting sworled

Assombo's balls blue

And they're stuffing full of goo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45553521)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:46 AM
Author: Jet supple school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45553559)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: Adventurous Travel Guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45553588)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:55 AM
Author: stimulating bronze station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45553593)



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Date: December 6th, 2022 10:13 AM
Author: Awkward wonderful telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45592842)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 10:29 PM
Author: Geriatric home

Who wrote this because they deserve MPM votes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45629972)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 10:31 PM
Author: Awkward wonderful telephone

Me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45629981)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 11:54 PM
Author: Geriatric home

Well I was going to vote for you deep into MPM anyway. What a waste of my question.

But thank you for this art.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45630428)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 11:55 PM
Author: Awkward wonderful telephone

It is very much appreciated! (I periodically bump that Bates thread for you; I am gratified to find an audience for it.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45630433)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 11:46 AM
Author: Geriatric home

That was an amazing story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45632148)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:03 PM
Author: At-the-ready federal lay

Thank you for your service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45634026)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:07 PM
Author: umber charismatic candlestick maker yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45634045)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 11:47 AM
Author: claret talented sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45632150)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:06 PM
Author: Dull buck-toothed really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45634040)



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Date: September 19th, 2023 12:51 PM
Author: Awkward wonderful telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#46817018)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 8:34 AM
Author: Awkward wonderful telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45557837)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 8:35 AM
Author: aqua exciting crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45557839)



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Date: December 9th, 2022 6:04 PM
Author: Awkward wonderful telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45610584)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 2:42 PM
Author: Sickened Lascivious University

this is 180 but i think the lyrics are "this is cock control to major yann"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45617667)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 3:08 PM
Author: snowy orchestra pit windowlicker

can you just give the fucking 180 without trying to “correct” the OP, faggot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45617787)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 4:19 PM
Author: Awkward wonderful telephone

I'm happy either way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45618015)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 4:34 PM
Author: Sickened Lascivious University

i'm glad you asked that, as this is a good teachable moment despite your impatience and tone. as official archivist at the Stimsonian, it is my job to maintain unerring accuracy of the INFB Songbook, the preeminent chronicle of ethnudomusicology. ensuring the correct lyrics are posted are a vital part of this, as is determining song lineage and attribution. a short review of the Songbook thread would yield several such examples where Stimsonian reviewers thoroughly researched the content submitted for adoption. see, e.g., the following subthreads:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2836913&mc=436&forum_id=2#29842260

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2836913&mc=436&forum_id=2#30544147

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2836913&mc=436&forum_id=2#33749858

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2836913&mc=436&forum_id=2#38015010

this process also occurs in individual songthreads themselves, such as:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3758176&mc=5&forum_id=12#34789638

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4190162&mc=1&forum_id=2#37697789

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3210265&mc=1&forum_id=2

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3972625&mc=18&forum_id=2

as you can see, i take my role in this process incredibly seriously, as do the other researchers on the Stimsonian's staff. while it would be easy for me to dismiss you as a manlet who probably lifts in mixed-gender gyms with shorts on (if at all), i choose instead to keep in mind that we all growing it big towards the same goal. thank you for continuing to support IFNB's musical offerings, and may the musclegods bless you with their daily ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45618033)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 5:35 PM
Author: Violet prole dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45618211)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 6:09 PM
Author: Awkward wonderful telephone

Woah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45618294)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 6:15 PM
Author: Stirring brilliant bbw spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45618315)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 2:29 AM
Author: fantasy-prone motley gaping half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45630819)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 2:31 AM
Author: Awkward wonderful telephone

btw im not sure due to moniker changes but I think I may have contributed a line in the earlier version, which imo should now be deprecated. [it obviously stuck in my head and grew into the above over the years; I didn't remember the earlier one until I looked @ your thread after OP here.]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45630822)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 4:57 PM
Author: Sickened Lascivious University

assuming you still have the same account that poasted both, you should be able to edit/see your contribution to the earlier thread despite the nominal moniker changes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45633985)



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Date: December 21st, 2022 7:34 PM
Author: Awkward wonderful telephone

I lost the pw for the "twins" account long ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45671225)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 10:03 PM
Author: Awkward wonderful telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45629828)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:01 PM
Author: Sickened Lascivious University

BTW, Bowie has also sung the following variations live:

[original] Now it’s time to leave the Pounders (if you dare!)

[variation] Now it’s time to leave the Big Rod's (but stay bare!)

[variation] Now it's time to leave the Gold's Gym (and be bare!)

as these are live version variations, we include them simply for posterity and not for correction.

however, we have noticed a typo in the spelling of Mr. Douton's last name in the thread above; please correct.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45634008)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 7:15 PM
Author: Awkward wonderful telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45634624)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:01 PM
Author: Comical haunting national coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45634013)



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Date: December 21st, 2022 6:56 PM
Author: Awkward wonderful telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45671050)



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Date: November 2nd, 2023 7:46 PM
Author: Awkward wonderful telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#47013788)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: aqua exciting crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#49535059)