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Shitlaw boss won a jury trial by just talking nonsense (not flame)

One of the most masterful closings I’ve ever seen. ...
Big-titted talented den hunting ground
  01/03/23
https://voca.ro/1kMupPXias0T
Pink forum liquid oxygen
  01/03/23
Laughing my fuckin ass off
Big-titted talented den hunting ground
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trip shrine deer antler
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Holy shit
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yellow spectacular institution
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alright, im a tranny advocate now
Boyish Stead
  01/04/23
anyone still doubt that trannies are men?
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everyone in this story is male. im also a top. we might as w...
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so you agree that you’re a man? cool
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  01/04/23
(1d being perceiving a cross-section of a 2d plane) yes
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It’s not that deep. You’re just a man.
Domesticated boltzmann legal warrant
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more than u are, yes
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrux3ot6eLI
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SBF just retained “Butter & Bread LLP,” 180
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The story had me at first but lost me without a plot.
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it's funny listening to eggheads talk about jury shit when t...
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when i was in law school we had a bunch of inner city kids a...
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:27 PM
Author: Big-titted talented den hunting ground

One of the most masterful closings I’ve ever seen.

He started off by saying “in every hood story, there’s the snake, the rat, the cat and the dog.”

He went through each witness and categorized him as the snake and the rat. Then in a ballsy move called the victim the cat. And the defendant is the dog. He said “is he the king? Hell yeah. Does he do illegal shit? Hell yeah. Is he the boss? Hell yeah. Is the the dog? You bet. Does the dog need to waste his time and his freedom to put down the cat? No way and the evidence showed that there might be a bigger cat out there that killed (Williams) but it sure as hell wasn’t the dog. The dog has better things to do. And for that reason I ask that you find the defendant not guilty of all charges.”

The jury’s jaw dropped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45736855)



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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:39 PM
Author: Pink forum liquid oxygen

https://voca.ro/1kMupPXias0T

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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:41 PM
Author: Big-titted talented den hunting ground

Laughing my fuckin ass off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45736920)



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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:43 PM
Author: trip shrine deer antler

180

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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:34 AM
Author: Big-titted talented den hunting ground

Holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45738950)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:46 AM
Author: yellow spectacular institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45738951)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 6:24 AM
Author: Boyish Stead

alright, im a tranny advocate now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45738975)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 6:35 AM
Author: Domesticated boltzmann legal warrant

anyone still doubt that trannies are men?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45738984)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:10 AM
Author: Pink forum liquid oxygen

everyone in this story is male. im also a top. we might as well assume all xo poas are women from ur poasting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739057)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:39 AM
Author: Domesticated boltzmann legal warrant

so you agree that you’re a man? cool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739106)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:40 AM
Author: Pink forum liquid oxygen

(1d being perceiving a cross-section of a 2d plane) yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739112)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:56 AM
Author: Domesticated boltzmann legal warrant

It’s not that deep. You’re just a man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739151)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:57 AM
Author: Pink forum liquid oxygen

more than u are, yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739155)



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Date: April 19th, 2023 2:48 PM
Author: painfully honest navy antidepressant drug faggotry

180

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Date: April 19th, 2023 2:42 PM
Author: Pink forum liquid oxygen



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 2:52 AM
Author: sick burgundy hominid public bath



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 3:12 AM
Author: yellow spectacular institution



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Date: April 30th, 2024 7:55 AM
Author: gunneratttt (🦆)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47620711)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:39 AM
Author: Fuck libs, fuck hipsters, fuck hippies



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47620846)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:04 AM
Author: Kink-friendly Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47620946)



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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:28 PM
Author: Galvanic goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45736856)



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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:29 PM
Author: Electric Halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45736859)



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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:31 PM
Author: Pink forum liquid oxygen



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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:38 PM
Author: Pink forum liquid oxygen



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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:01 AM
Author: bonkers deranged prole locale

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrux3ot6eLI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739167)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:59 AM
Author: Buff violent casino

SBF just retained “Butter & Bread LLP,” 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739289)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:05 AM
Author: alcoholic theater stage azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739308)



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 4:53 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac nubile friendly grandma persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47603641)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:02 AM
Author: cracking area pistol



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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:11 AM
Author: Hairraiser shimmering son of senegal

The story had me at first but lost me without a plot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739348)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:26 AM
Author: Irradiated Garrison



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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:53 AM
Author: Galvanic goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739630)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:36 PM
Author: Galvanic goal in life



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Date: January 6th, 2023 10:54 AM
Author: Galvanic goal in life



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Date: January 24th, 2023 1:53 PM
Author: Galvanic goal in life



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Date: December 27th, 2023 1:24 PM
Author: Galvanic goal in life



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Date: December 27th, 2023 1:43 PM
Author: Bateful Range People Who Are Hurt



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Date: February 7th, 2024 2:00 PM
Author: Galvanic goal in life



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Date: February 7th, 2024 2:01 PM
Author: Electric Halford



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:55 AM
Author: Galvanic goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47603827)



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:57 AM
Author: mewling idiot love of her life

Shit thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47603834)



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:58 AM
Author: Galvanic goal in life

QUotemo positivity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47603842)



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:00 AM
Author: sienna mildly autistic ladyboy ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47603847)



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:44 AM
Author: High-end library



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:48 AM
Author: alcoholic theater stage azn

(rat)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47604053)



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: Cobalt kink-friendly space



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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:31 AM
Author: Mishra, Phyrexian Archaeologist (No Future)

The best trial attorneys I've ever seen (both prosbros and defbros) all do stuff like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47620822)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:07 AM
Author: gunneratttt (🦆)

it's funny listening to eggheads talk about jury shit when the most successful trial attorneys are just charismatic bros. also so much of trial and legal theory is about a "reasonable jury" when they're fucking retarded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47620882)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:55 AM
Author: zurich is stained (but it\'s not my fault)

when i was in law school we had a bunch of inner city kids as the jury in this trial advocacy class i took. my side won the case and the jury all said they were on the fence until they heard my closing argument. the other side iirc was going on and on about the legal standard (i think it was a defamation case) but i did some tv lawyer bullshit where i just talked about other bs and "fairness" and whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47620919)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:02 AM
Author: gunneratttt (🦆)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47620938)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:26 AM
Author: ceci n'est pas un avocat

(slimshadymantp)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47621001)