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Barzini's masturbation fort [picture]

http://img291.imageshack.us/my.php?image=fortbarzinivb0.png ...
motley legal warrant windowlicker
  11/22/06
lol
saffron comical hell
  10/29/07
awesome. I'm going to print it out and put it on my fridge.
Elite Ticket Booth
  11/22/06
beautiful
Peach idiotic dingle berry
  11/22/06
There are some strategic errors (where's the moat, for examp...
cobalt mind-boggling base useless brakes
  11/22/06
lol
well-lubricated forum dysfunction
  11/23/06
You captured his strong, italian jawline quite nicely.
spectacular milk shrine
  11/22/06
i figured your handwriting would look something like that
brass odious genital piercing
  11/22/06
your "3" looks oddly like a n00bs "E".
Walnut doctorate
  11/22/06
Cunni, no?
Sadistic Gas Station Friendly Grandma
  11/22/06
haha nice, what are the two swigglies floating around by his...
fighting hissy fit
  11/22/06
jizz on the window.
Sickened piazza pocket flask
  11/22/06
titcr
motley legal warrant windowlicker
  11/22/06
i actually stumbled across the blueprint and a rendering. ...
Sickened piazza pocket flask
  11/22/06
This is a diligent and hilarious contribution to the Barzini...
Sadistic Gas Station Friendly Grandma
  11/22/06
a true barzini connoisseur would know he thinks furniture is...
brass odious genital piercing
  11/22/06
he said he had a bed. and if my pallet of items included sl...
Sickened piazza pocket flask
  11/22/06
then my name is fulano and I approve of this post
brass odious genital piercing
  11/22/06
Not bad, however Barzini sleeps in a sleeping bag, not an ac...
motley legal warrant windowlicker
  11/22/06
update - http://img361.imageshack.us/img361/8889/barzinifort...
Sickened piazza pocket flask
  11/22/06
lol, nice
motley legal warrant windowlicker
  11/22/06
awesome. he doesn't seem to be in wireless-stealing range...
Smoky preventive strike
  11/22/06
You forgot the jacuzzi
judgmental translucent multi-billionaire site
  11/22/06
sorry.
Sickened piazza pocket flask
  11/22/06
Barzini eats only one meal a day, and it's fast food. I can...
canary buck-toothed home
  11/22/06
perhaps he dragged it in from the courtyard or something lik...
Sickened piazza pocket flask
  01/08/07
Holy shit that is good. Wow.
swashbuckling maize stead
  11/22/06
I actually laughed till i cried. well done
mahogany corn cake hairy legs
  11/22/06
my stomach literally hurts
Outnumbered house voyeur
  01/08/07
So, I replicated the fort that you so painstakingly designed...
Bright concupiscible generalized bond
  11/22/06
Hilarious. Deadly virus bred in jizz rag receptacle?
Multi-colored Den Dopamine
  11/22/06
How? Did he not go grocery shopping? EDIT: It was the s...
canary buck-toothed home
  11/22/06
one fucking 80 i cant stop laughing
marvelous chad
  11/22/06
lolzzzzzzzzzzz
greedy purple business firm
  11/23/06
great thread
irradiated fantasy-prone whorehouse
  11/22/06
Agree. Poor kid (unless incredibly elaborate flame).
Unhinged offensive mexican
  11/22/06
did you not have the pleasure of virtually meeting don barzi...
Sickened piazza pocket flask
  11/22/06
Jezus what did i miss?
Effete Stag Film
  11/22/06
dude, put that on a T shirt and I'll PayPal you $20
Elite Ticket Booth
  11/22/06
you can do it yourself for even less. http://www.cafepress.c...
Sickened piazza pocket flask
  11/22/06
Fantastic. And impenetrable.
seedy ruddy box office double fault
  11/22/06
bemp
Irate garnet rigor
  11/23/06
I can't read what it says above "Not Allowed."
Razzle shaky stage
  11/23/06
"PWNED (sic) CUNNUS'"
shivering umber nursing home
  11/23/06
Higher resolution renderings may be forthcoming according to...
Pale overrated alpha
  12/03/06
big talker huh?
Effete Stag Film
  01/08/07
never forget.
snowy exhilarant dilemma international law enforcement agency
  01/08/07
We won't.
arousing space legend
  01/29/07
I remember!
Razzmatazz Hominid Hall
  03/07/07
Everyone needs a fort.
heady topaz masturbator personal credit line
  09/28/07
Has he upgraded by now?
Boyish Area Factory Reset Button
  10/29/07
lol
fragrant violent potus
  06/24/08
tcb
appetizing nubile coldplay fan
  06/25/08


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Date: November 22nd, 2006 1:42 PM
Author: motley legal warrant windowlicker

http://img291.imageshack.us/my.php?image=fortbarzinivb0.png

I was inspired by the marriage thread, so I made this in Paint using just my touchpad mouse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7048396)





Date: October 29th, 2007 3:13 AM
Author: saffron comical hell

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#8825772)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 1:43 PM
Author: Elite Ticket Booth

awesome. I'm going to print it out and put it on my fridge.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7048398)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 1:47 PM
Author: Peach idiotic dingle berry

beautiful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7048429)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 1:50 PM
Author: cobalt mind-boggling base useless brakes

There are some strategic errors (where's the moat, for example? A periscope?), as well as some design flaws that I would exploit in an attack, but on the whole for what it's meant to convey, I'll approve it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7048449)





Date: November 23rd, 2006 12:00 PM
Author: well-lubricated forum dysfunction

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7054398)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 2:23 PM
Author: spectacular milk shrine

You captured his strong, italian jawline quite nicely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7048655)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 2:27 PM
Author: brass odious genital piercing

i figured your handwriting would look something like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7048690)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 2:33 PM
Author: Walnut doctorate

your "3" looks oddly like a n00bs "E".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7048717)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 2:38 PM
Author: Sadistic Gas Station Friendly Grandma

Cunni, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7048760)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 2:38 PM
Author: fighting hissy fit

haha nice, what are the two swigglies floating around by his head?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7048764)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 2:40 PM
Author: Sickened piazza pocket flask

jizz on the window.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7048772)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 3:04 PM
Author: motley legal warrant windowlicker

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7048922)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 3:21 PM
Author: Sickened piazza pocket flask

i actually stumbled across the blueprint and a rendering.

http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/3451/barzinifortpl1.gif

http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/6269/barzinifortiw9.jpg

update - http://img361.imageshack.us/img361/8889/barzinifort2gh1.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7049013)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 3:22 PM
Author: Sadistic Gas Station Friendly Grandma

This is a diligent and hilarious contribution to the Barzini legend. Thank you.

ps I've long considered you one of my favorite posters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7049022)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 3:23 PM
Author: brass odious genital piercing

a true barzini connoisseur would know he thinks furniture is a luxury

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7049028)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 3:26 PM
Author: Sickened piazza pocket flask

he said he had a bed. and if my pallet of items included sleeping bags and the ability to remove the sheets, i would have edited it appropriately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7049049)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 3:27 PM
Author: brass odious genital piercing

then my name is fulano and I approve of this post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7049057)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 3:25 PM
Author: motley legal warrant windowlicker

Not bad, however Barzini sleeps in a sleeping bag, not an actual bed.

Edit: I see above now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7049044)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 3:33 PM
Author: Sickened piazza pocket flask

update - http://img361.imageshack.us/img361/8889/barzinifort2gh1.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7049113)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 3:35 PM
Author: motley legal warrant windowlicker

lol, nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7049124)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 3:35 PM
Author: Smoky preventive strike

awesome.

he doesn't seem to be in wireless-stealing range of anyone though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7049129)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 3:29 PM
Author: judgmental translucent multi-billionaire site

You forgot the jacuzzi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7049073)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 3:37 PM
Author: Sickened piazza pocket flask

sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7049144)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 3:54 PM
Author: canary buck-toothed home

Barzini eats only one meal a day, and it's fast food. I can't see him justifying the cost of a picnic table.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7049252)





Date: January 8th, 2007 6:05 PM
Author: Sickened piazza pocket flask

perhaps he dragged it in from the courtyard or something like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7376751)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 10:34 PM
Author: swashbuckling maize stead

Holy shit that is good. Wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7051540)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 11:13 PM
Author: mahogany corn cake hairy legs

I actually laughed till i cried.

well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7051730)





Date: January 8th, 2007 6:08 PM
Author: Outnumbered house voyeur

my stomach literally hurts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7376767)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 3:25 PM
Author: Bright concupiscible generalized bond

So, I replicated the fort that you so painstakingly designed in the SIMS and virtual Barzini died within 6 months. Amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7049040)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 3:38 PM
Author: Multi-colored Den Dopamine

Hilarious.

Deadly virus bred in jizz rag receptacle?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7049158)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 3:54 PM
Author: canary buck-toothed home

How? Did he not go grocery shopping?

EDIT: It was the socialization requirement wasn't it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7049254)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 4:54 PM
Author: marvelous chad

one fucking 80

i cant stop laughing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7049561)





Date: November 23rd, 2006 12:01 PM
Author: greedy purple business firm

lolzzzzzzzzzzz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7054399)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 3:38 PM
Author: irradiated fantasy-prone whorehouse

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7049152)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 3:51 PM
Author: Unhinged offensive mexican

Agree. Poor kid (unless incredibly elaborate flame).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7049236)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 6:24 PM
Author: Sickened piazza pocket flask

did you not have the pleasure of virtually meeting don barzini?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7050084)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 3:54 PM
Author: Effete Stag Film

Jezus what did i miss?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7049256)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 8:28 PM
Author: Elite Ticket Booth

dude, put that on a T shirt and I'll PayPal you $20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7050742)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 8:35 PM
Author: Sickened piazza pocket flask

you can do it yourself for even less. http://www.cafepress.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7050794)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 8:36 PM
Author: seedy ruddy box office double fault

Fantastic. And impenetrable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7050804)





Date: November 23rd, 2006 11:49 AM
Author: Irate garnet rigor

bemp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7054378)





Date: November 23rd, 2006 12:39 PM
Author: Razzle shaky stage

I can't read what it says above "Not Allowed."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7054490)





Date: November 23rd, 2006 1:00 PM
Author: shivering umber nursing home

"PWNED (sic) CUNNUS'"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7054536)





Date: December 3rd, 2006 10:05 PM
Author: Pale overrated alpha

Higher resolution renderings may be forthcoming according to sources close to the artist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7131883)





Date: January 8th, 2007 6:20 PM
Author: Effete Stag Film

big talker huh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7376811)





Date: January 8th, 2007 5:54 PM
Author: snowy exhilarant dilemma international law enforcement agency

never forget.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7376684)





Date: January 29th, 2007 12:40 AM
Author: arousing space legend

We won't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7503773)





Date: March 7th, 2007 3:24 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Hominid Hall

I remember!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7721267)





Date: September 28th, 2007 12:57 AM
Author: heady topaz masturbator personal credit line

Everyone needs a fort.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#8698946)





Date: October 29th, 2007 3:06 AM
Author: Boyish Area Factory Reset Button

Has he upgraded by now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#8825766)





Date: June 24th, 2008 9:59 PM
Author: fragrant violent potus

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#9918328)





Date: June 25th, 2008 12:19 AM
Author: appetizing nubile coldplay fan

tcb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#9918656)