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Barzini's masturbation fort [picture]

http://img291.imageshack.us/my.php?image=fortbarzinivb0.png ...
Motley Mentally Impaired Cuck Legend
  11/22/06
lol
Curious bistre dilemma new version
  10/29/07
awesome. I'm going to print it out and put it on my fridge.
mustard property puppy
  11/22/06
beautiful
Erotic pervert
  11/22/06
There are some strategic errors (where's the moat, for examp...
sepia ticket booth
  11/22/06
lol
Excitant french sex offender lodge
  11/23/06
You captured his strong, italian jawline quite nicely.
Learning disabled set macaca
  11/22/06
i figured your handwriting would look something like that
startled church
  11/22/06
your "3" looks oddly like a n00bs "E".
white whorehouse stain
  11/22/06
Cunni, no?
crusty temple
  11/22/06
haha nice, what are the two swigglies floating around by his...
Charismatic Smoky Resort
  11/22/06
jizz on the window.
Blue marketing idea
  11/22/06
titcr
Motley Mentally Impaired Cuck Legend
  11/22/06
i actually stumbled across the blueprint and a rendering. ...
Blue marketing idea
  11/22/06
This is a diligent and hilarious contribution to the Barzini...
crusty temple
  11/22/06
a true barzini connoisseur would know he thinks furniture is...
startled church
  11/22/06
he said he had a bed. and if my pallet of items included sl...
Blue marketing idea
  11/22/06
then my name is fulano and I approve of this post
startled church
  11/22/06
Not bad, however Barzini sleeps in a sleeping bag, not an ac...
Motley Mentally Impaired Cuck Legend
  11/22/06
update - http://img361.imageshack.us/img361/8889/barzinifort...
Blue marketing idea
  11/22/06
lol, nice
Motley Mentally Impaired Cuck Legend
  11/22/06
awesome. he doesn't seem to be in wireless-stealing range...
Provocative wild coffee pot kitty cat
  11/22/06
You forgot the jacuzzi
painfully honest private investor blood rage
  11/22/06
sorry.
Blue marketing idea
  11/22/06
Barzini eats only one meal a day, and it's fast food. I can...
brass jewess
  11/22/06
perhaps he dragged it in from the courtyard or something lik...
Blue marketing idea
  01/08/07
Holy shit that is good. Wow.
Sick azn
  11/22/06
I actually laughed till i cried. well done
Magenta slap-happy gas station
  11/22/06
my stomach literally hurts
Iridescent kitchen quadroon
  01/08/07
So, I replicated the fort that you so painstakingly designed...
Topaz church building doctorate
  11/22/06
Hilarious. Deadly virus bred in jizz rag receptacle?
self-absorbed locale community account
  11/22/06
How? Did he not go grocery shopping? EDIT: It was the s...
brass jewess
  11/22/06
one fucking 80 i cant stop laughing
Exhilarant cheese-eating tanning salon fat ankles
  11/22/06
lolzzzzzzzzzzz
Trip vermilion center persian
  11/23/06
great thread
insecure stag film chad
  11/22/06
Agree. Poor kid (unless incredibly elaborate flame).
Green jew volcanic crater
  11/22/06
did you not have the pleasure of virtually meeting don barzi...
Blue marketing idea
  11/22/06
Jezus what did i miss?
copper nursing home
  11/22/06
dude, put that on a T shirt and I'll PayPal you $20
mustard property puppy
  11/22/06
you can do it yourself for even less. http://www.cafepress.c...
Blue marketing idea
  11/22/06
Fantastic. And impenetrable.
sexy theater
  11/22/06
bemp
Crimson parlour
  11/23/06
I can't read what it says above "Not Allowed."
Greedy Forum Gunner
  11/23/06
"PWNED (sic) CUNNUS'"
Cerebral fuchsia coldplay fan location
  11/23/06
Higher resolution renderings may be forthcoming according to...
Opaque business firm twinkling uncleanness
  12/03/06
big talker huh?
copper nursing home
  01/08/07
never forget.
Hairless theatre
  01/08/07
We won't.
Razzmatazz step-uncle's house
  01/29/07
I remember!
odious electric furnace office
  03/07/07
Everyone needs a fort.
Soul-stirring cream cruise ship giraffe
  09/28/07
Has he upgraded by now?
disgusting stage elastic band
  10/29/07
lol
diverse alcoholic indirect expression
  06/24/08
tcb
Know-it-all tank
  06/25/08


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Date: November 22nd, 2006 1:42 PM
Author: Motley Mentally Impaired Cuck Legend

http://img291.imageshack.us/my.php?image=fortbarzinivb0.png

I was inspired by the marriage thread, so I made this in Paint using just my touchpad mouse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7048396)





Date: October 29th, 2007 3:13 AM
Author: Curious bistre dilemma new version

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#8825772)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 1:43 PM
Author: mustard property puppy

awesome. I'm going to print it out and put it on my fridge.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7048398)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 1:47 PM
Author: Erotic pervert

beautiful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7048429)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 1:50 PM
Author: sepia ticket booth

There are some strategic errors (where's the moat, for example? A periscope?), as well as some design flaws that I would exploit in an attack, but on the whole for what it's meant to convey, I'll approve it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7048449)





Date: November 23rd, 2006 12:00 PM
Author: Excitant french sex offender lodge

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7054398)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 2:23 PM
Author: Learning disabled set macaca

You captured his strong, italian jawline quite nicely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7048655)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 2:27 PM
Author: startled church

i figured your handwriting would look something like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7048690)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 2:33 PM
Author: white whorehouse stain

your "3" looks oddly like a n00bs "E".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7048717)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 2:38 PM
Author: crusty temple

Cunni, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7048760)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 2:38 PM
Author: Charismatic Smoky Resort

haha nice, what are the two swigglies floating around by his head?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7048764)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 2:40 PM
Author: Blue marketing idea

jizz on the window.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7048772)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 3:04 PM
Author: Motley Mentally Impaired Cuck Legend

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7048922)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 3:21 PM
Author: Blue marketing idea

i actually stumbled across the blueprint and a rendering.

http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/3451/barzinifortpl1.gif

http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/6269/barzinifortiw9.jpg

update - http://img361.imageshack.us/img361/8889/barzinifort2gh1.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7049013)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 3:22 PM
Author: crusty temple

This is a diligent and hilarious contribution to the Barzini legend. Thank you.

ps I've long considered you one of my favorite posters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7049022)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 3:23 PM
Author: startled church

a true barzini connoisseur would know he thinks furniture is a luxury

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7049028)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 3:26 PM
Author: Blue marketing idea

he said he had a bed. and if my pallet of items included sleeping bags and the ability to remove the sheets, i would have edited it appropriately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7049049)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 3:27 PM
Author: startled church

then my name is fulano and I approve of this post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7049057)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 3:25 PM
Author: Motley Mentally Impaired Cuck Legend

Not bad, however Barzini sleeps in a sleeping bag, not an actual bed.

Edit: I see above now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7049044)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 3:33 PM
Author: Blue marketing idea

update - http://img361.imageshack.us/img361/8889/barzinifort2gh1.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7049113)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 3:35 PM
Author: Motley Mentally Impaired Cuck Legend

lol, nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7049124)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 3:35 PM
Author: Provocative wild coffee pot kitty cat

awesome.

he doesn't seem to be in wireless-stealing range of anyone though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7049129)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 3:29 PM
Author: painfully honest private investor blood rage

You forgot the jacuzzi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7049073)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 3:37 PM
Author: Blue marketing idea

sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7049144)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 3:54 PM
Author: brass jewess

Barzini eats only one meal a day, and it's fast food. I can't see him justifying the cost of a picnic table.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7049252)





Date: January 8th, 2007 6:05 PM
Author: Blue marketing idea

perhaps he dragged it in from the courtyard or something like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7376751)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 10:34 PM
Author: Sick azn

Holy shit that is good. Wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7051540)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 11:13 PM
Author: Magenta slap-happy gas station

I actually laughed till i cried.

well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7051730)





Date: January 8th, 2007 6:08 PM
Author: Iridescent kitchen quadroon

my stomach literally hurts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7376767)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 3:25 PM
Author: Topaz church building doctorate

So, I replicated the fort that you so painstakingly designed in the SIMS and virtual Barzini died within 6 months. Amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7049040)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 3:38 PM
Author: self-absorbed locale community account

Hilarious.

Deadly virus bred in jizz rag receptacle?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7049158)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 3:54 PM
Author: brass jewess

How? Did he not go grocery shopping?

EDIT: It was the socialization requirement wasn't it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7049254)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 4:54 PM
Author: Exhilarant cheese-eating tanning salon fat ankles

one fucking 80

i cant stop laughing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7049561)





Date: November 23rd, 2006 12:01 PM
Author: Trip vermilion center persian

lolzzzzzzzzzzz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7054399)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 3:38 PM
Author: insecure stag film chad

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7049152)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 3:51 PM
Author: Green jew volcanic crater

Agree. Poor kid (unless incredibly elaborate flame).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7049236)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 6:24 PM
Author: Blue marketing idea

did you not have the pleasure of virtually meeting don barzini?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7050084)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 3:54 PM
Author: copper nursing home

Jezus what did i miss?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7049256)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 8:28 PM
Author: mustard property puppy

dude, put that on a T shirt and I'll PayPal you $20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7050742)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 8:35 PM
Author: Blue marketing idea

you can do it yourself for even less. http://www.cafepress.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7050794)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 8:36 PM
Author: sexy theater

Fantastic. And impenetrable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7050804)





Date: November 23rd, 2006 11:49 AM
Author: Crimson parlour

bemp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7054378)





Date: November 23rd, 2006 12:39 PM
Author: Greedy Forum Gunner

I can't read what it says above "Not Allowed."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7054490)





Date: November 23rd, 2006 1:00 PM
Author: Cerebral fuchsia coldplay fan location

"PWNED (sic) CUNNUS'"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7054536)





Date: December 3rd, 2006 10:05 PM
Author: Opaque business firm twinkling uncleanness

Higher resolution renderings may be forthcoming according to sources close to the artist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7131883)





Date: January 8th, 2007 6:20 PM
Author: copper nursing home

big talker huh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7376811)





Date: January 8th, 2007 5:54 PM
Author: Hairless theatre

never forget.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7376684)





Date: January 29th, 2007 12:40 AM
Author: Razzmatazz step-uncle's house

We won't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7503773)





Date: March 7th, 2007 3:24 AM
Author: odious electric furnace office

I remember!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7721267)





Date: September 28th, 2007 12:57 AM
Author: Soul-stirring cream cruise ship giraffe

Everyone needs a fort.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#8698946)





Date: October 29th, 2007 3:06 AM
Author: disgusting stage elastic band

Has he upgraded by now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#8825766)





Date: June 24th, 2008 9:59 PM
Author: diverse alcoholic indirect expression

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#9918328)





Date: June 25th, 2008 12:19 AM
Author: Know-it-all tank

tcb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#9918656)