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Target projected to lose $500 million this year to shoplifting
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Date: May 17th, 2023 3:02 PM Author: Cream bearded casino “But we put out PRIDE shirts and celebrated Juneteenth!”
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12093755/Target-wrestles-cautious-consumers-theft-stores.html#article-12093755 |
Date: May 17th, 2023 3:02 PM Author: scarlet hominid business firm wtf insurance isn't covering all of this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46323151) |
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Date: May 17th, 2023 3:24 PM Author: Aphrodisiac Buff Stead Shhhh be sympathetic to the big corp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46323262) |
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Date: May 17th, 2023 4:15 PM Author: abusive personal credit line (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46323538) |
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Date: May 17th, 2023 3:47 PM Author: Mind-boggling Know-it-all School Cafeteria it's a write-off for them (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46323389) |
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Date: May 18th, 2023 11:54 AM Author: scarlet hominid business firm they just write it off, jerry! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46326655) |
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Date: May 17th, 2023 6:03 PM Author: copper hairraiser school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46323927) |
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Date: May 17th, 2023 11:38 PM Author: rebellious idea he suggested parlour If only shoplifting were covered (without any deductible or SIR) by commercial property policies and actuaries massively underpriced the projected losses. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46325437) |
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Date: May 18th, 2023 12:13 AM Author: vivacious factory reset button parlor IF they were... That may be a very good reason to ensure this is fraud flame and exaggerated as possible by stretching every metric (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46325542) |
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Date: May 18th, 2023 7:38 AM Author: Federal kitty do you now how insurance works brother? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46325929) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2023 1:00 AM Author: Slate Violent Church He’s only understands how insurance premiums are calculated when he’s calculating minor dents in his bumper caused by his broke friends. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46344009) |
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Date: May 17th, 2023 3:13 PM Author: Well-lubricated plaza Good idea letting niggers in (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46323218) |
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Date: May 17th, 2023 3:15 PM Author: Dun laughsome boistinker point They are probably break even for target as a group - some of them pay for some of what they buy. Also would be hard to staff the stores in some locations if 100% white. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46323226) |
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Date: May 17th, 2023 3:19 PM Author: Razzle Hospital No (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46323233) |
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Date: May 17th, 2023 3:20 PM Author: Amber Razzle-dazzle Native Electric Furnace So its nbd because they steal as much as they purchase? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46323243) |
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Date: May 17th, 2023 3:24 PM Author: Dun laughsome boistinker point I mean obviously that’s not the ideal customer profile, but on balance it works out ok for Target. And they’ve locked up a lot of the stuff that is most frequently stolen so maybe that will help. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46323263) |
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Date: May 17th, 2023 8:05 PM Author: Indigo volcanic crater home US resident, first day (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46324437) |
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Date: May 17th, 2023 3:22 PM Author: contagious red site lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46323250) |
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Date: May 17th, 2023 5:25 PM Author: henna mad-dog skullcap private investor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46323796) |
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Date: May 17th, 2023 3:14 PM Author: coiffed chad So what, they have insurance (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46323220) |
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Date: May 17th, 2023 3:15 PM Author: curious unholy affirmative action theater stage They're a multi billion dollar corporation, they can afford this. Plus they have insurance (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46323225) |
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Date: May 17th, 2023 3:42 PM Author: French Cracking Garrison Queen Of The Night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46323370) |
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Date: May 17th, 2023 3:47 PM Author: Mind-boggling Know-it-all School Cafeteria (Kramer) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46323391) |
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Date: May 17th, 2023 5:23 PM Author: Carmine insecure immigrant what
shrinkage isn't covered by insurance (and it would be dumb for a retailer to insure that risk) |
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Date: May 17th, 2023 6:04 PM Author: copper hairraiser school they're referencing libs excusing all the looting during the summer of floyd with "the businesses have insurance!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46323936) |
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Date: May 17th, 2023 11:17 PM Author: Carmine insecure immigrant o (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46325320) |
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Date: May 17th, 2023 3:23 PM Author: Amber Razzle-dazzle Native Electric Furnace Fuck globohomo Target, but LJFL @ the handwaving (they hath inthursanth!) ITT.
If Target is getting fucked this badly, just imagine how much worse it is for small businesses.
But sure, its all good because target has black theft insurance. |
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Date: May 17th, 2023 3:25 PM Author: coiffed chad LOL, everyone ITT is obviously kidding (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46323273) |
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Date: May 17th, 2023 3:26 PM Author: Amber Razzle-dazzle Native Electric Furnace Inshahallah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46323275) |
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Date: May 17th, 2023 3:30 PM Author: Vigorous stage my local grocery store has closed everything down to one entry/exit door, limited hours, put a sign on the door from the CEO saying "sorry that we have to do this," hired two cops, and limited self checkout to 5 items or less. the other day a recorded speech from the CEO was playing over the loudspeaker. it's like the fucking purge or robocop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46323298) |
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Date: May 17th, 2023 3:36 PM Author: Cerebral faggot firefighter alpha jfc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46323337) |
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Date: May 17th, 2023 3:39 PM Author: Talented light address sex offender Meanwhile the Lake Street Target that was destroyed in the Summer of Floyd was immediately rebuilt and they are open until 10pm seven days a week
You just know their shrinkage there is orders of magnitude higher than it is in the suburbs but they are keeping things as normal as possible in that store so they can show that they are community leaders or whatever |
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Date: May 17th, 2023 3:43 PM Author: confused property associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46323375) |
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Date: May 17th, 2023 3:44 PM Author: Concupiscible nofapping base corn cake To be fair,
Sounds like they voted for this |
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Date: May 17th, 2023 3:47 PM Author: mustard prole doctorate I literally saw a video of a stolen car doing donuts INSIDE the burned out husk of that target location in 2020 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46323395) |
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Date: May 17th, 2023 3:53 PM Author: Cream bearded casino Lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46323415) |
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Date: May 17th, 2023 3:48 PM Author: khaki domesticated laser beams (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46323404) |
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Date: May 17th, 2023 4:15 PM Author: Cruel-hearted bisexual theater ladyboy The one at ninth and Nicollet always has bands of marauding niggers standing around or wandering into traffic. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46323534) |
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Date: May 17th, 2023 4:43 PM Author: Talented light address sex offender Yeah that one is a complete shitshow. They close at 6, they locked up all the toiletries
The overall situation at that store has got to be just as bad or worse than any of the stores that have moved out of San Francisco. Target just doesn't want to take the PR hit in closing their "flagship" store |
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Date: May 17th, 2023 3:43 PM Author: Concupiscible nofapping base corn cake To be fair,
Whoa -- a famously dumb nigger like you lives in a shitty robocop-type nigger hood like that? Imagine my shock! |
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Date: May 17th, 2023 3:45 PM Author: Razzle Hospital 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46323379) |
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Date: May 17th, 2023 3:48 PM Author: Vigorous stage this is an upscale shopping center in an upscale suburb (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46323400) |
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Date: May 17th, 2023 3:49 PM Author: Razzle Hospital That’s code for living around a bunch of cornball niggers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46323407) |
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Date: May 17th, 2023 3:51 PM Author: Vigorous stage 500 ted beckersteds aimlessly stealing lens wipes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46323411) |
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Date: May 18th, 2023 12:38 AM Author: vibrant becky blood rage 500 teds beckersted* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46325613) |
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Date: May 18th, 2023 7:57 AM Author: racy sable chapel No, it’s not. What you describe doesn’t happen in real upscale areas because those upscale areas are insulated from criminal trash. You live in an area that you may feel is upscale but is really “mixed” LJL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46325939) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2023 12:51 AM Author: stimulating disrespectful pervert fanboi good. hope the cops are authorized to use lethal force (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46343999) |
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Date: May 17th, 2023 3:40 PM Author: Cruel-hearted bisexual theater ladyboy Well, they probably don’t need to worry about buckwilds shoplifting pride gear. Maybe try eh should just have nothing but pride gear and office products since buckwilds can’t read or write either (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46323361) |
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Date: May 17th, 2023 3:45 PM Author: Talented light address sex offender If you go on their website, set your location to Lake Street and go to their Pride clothing section, they have 114 items in-stock there lmfao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46323385) |
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Date: May 17th, 2023 3:47 PM Author: Cruel-hearted bisexual theater ladyboy Hmmmm. Well I guess pride is pretty big in shitlib Minneapolis. Those products should be safe from shoplifting though (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46323394) |
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Date: May 17th, 2023 3:58 PM Author: Galvanic Indian Lodge Lmfao good I hope it increases every quarter until these child-molesting nigger-lovers shut down for good (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46323436) |
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Date: May 17th, 2023 4:06 PM Author: Talented light address sex offender In normal times, Target was pretty renowned for having some pretty top-of-the-line loss prevention, including running their own crime lab that would sometimes help out in police investigations that didn't have anything to do with Target
https://www.mprnews.org/story/2011/10/21/target-forensics-lab |
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Date: May 17th, 2023 4:07 PM Author: mustard prole doctorate weren't the 2020 BLM libs mad at Target for "partnering" with law enforcement or something? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46323486) |
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Date: May 17th, 2023 4:12 PM Author: Talented light address sex offender I think you're right, and I think this capability was the crux of it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46323518) |
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Date: May 17th, 2023 4:09 PM Author: Cream bearded casino Maybe they abolished it in solidarity with BLM (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46323498) |
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Date: May 17th, 2023 4:16 PM Author: Swashbuckling Low-t Whorehouse Sounds extremely racist (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46323540) |
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Date: May 18th, 2023 12:33 AM Author: appetizing crimson roommate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46325603) |
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Date: May 17th, 2023 6:08 PM Author: insanely creepy rehab Correction: they lost $750mm, and plan on losing $1.2bn next year (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46323959) |
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Date: May 17th, 2023 6:20 PM Author: Startling public bath partner No shitlib, but I bet they are overstating these losses. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46324022) |
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Date: May 17th, 2023 7:06 PM Author: Cream bearded casino Probably but it’s just as bad that this is also fully believable (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46324217) |
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Date: May 17th, 2023 11:08 PM Author: misanthropic turquoise forum water buffalo Don't they have insurance? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46325272) |
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Date: May 17th, 2023 11:09 PM Author: Talented light address sex offender Does your store have insurance?? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46325275) |
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Date: May 17th, 2023 11:11 PM Author: floppy crackhouse old irish cottage only the kind CSLG gets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46325290) |
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Date: May 17th, 2023 11:18 PM Author: misanthropic turquoise forum water buffalo ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46325328) |
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Date: May 17th, 2023 11:25 PM Author: floppy crackhouse old irish cottage Business liability insurance for when DaShaun is fleeing with stolen merchandise & slips on a spill caused by Jermaine when he was wildin'. Businesses have an increased duty of care to invitees during normal business hours. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46325356) |
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Date: May 17th, 2023 11:36 PM Author: misanthropic turquoise forum water buffalo I thought you meant malpractice insurance since I'm really a lawyer ljl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46325430) |
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Date: May 17th, 2023 11:39 PM Author: Talented light address sex offender Date: May 17th, 2023 11:36 PM Author: evan39
I thought you meant malpractice insurance since I'm really a lawyer ljl
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46325430) |
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Date: May 17th, 2023 11:48 PM Author: floppy crackhouse old irish cottage Stay in character! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46325475) |
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Date: May 17th, 2023 11:11 PM Author: floppy crackhouse old irish cottage They're a megacorp. This is just the cost of doing business. Capitalism isn't so great after all now, huh? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46325286) |
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Date: May 17th, 2023 11:40 PM Author: Soul-stirring faggotry meetinghouse They just write it off, Jerry! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46325444) |
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Date: May 17th, 2023 11:52 PM Author: floppy crackhouse old irish cottage [INT. JERRY'S APARTMENT - DAY]
Jerry is in his kitchen making a sandwich as George sits at the counter, flipping through a magazine. Kramer bursts into the apartment, slamming the door behind him. He looks disheveled, clutching a package under his arm.
KRAMER: (panicking) You won't believe what just happened, Jerry! I saw a guy swipe a candy bar from the store down the street!
JERRY: (unimpressed) And this is news because?
GEORGE: (chuckles) Oh, come on, Jerry. Everybody knows that stores just write off their losses from theft.
JERRY: (raising an eyebrow) Write it off? How does that even work?
GEORGE: (leaning in, eager to explain) You see, Jerry, when a store's merchandise gets stolen, they can claim it as a loss on their taxes. So, they just "write it off" and it's like it never happened.
JERRY: (skeptical) You're telling me that stores get a tax break for having things stolen from them?
GEORGE: (smugly) That's right. It's a little thing called a "shrinkage allowance." So, in a way, the store actually profits from the theft!
JERRY: (still unconvinced) And who pays for that "shrinkage allowance," George?
GEORGE: (pausing) Well, I don't know, Jerry. The government, I guess?
KRAMER: (nodding) Yeah, it's like a safety net, Jerry. Everybody wins.
JERRY: (sarcastically) Right. Because the government just has piles of money lying around to hand out for stolen candy bars.
GEORGE: (defensive) Well, it's not just candy bars, Jerry. It's all kinds of merchandise! Clothes, electronics, you name it. It's a legitimate business strategy!
JERRY: (smirking) So what you're saying is, we should all start stealing from stores and just let the government cover the costs?
GEORGE: (confused) Well, no, I... I didn't say that.
KRAMER: (excited) Hey, maybe we could open our own store and write off all the losses from theft!
JERRY: (exasperated) You two are unbelievable. You know that's not how it works, right? Stores still suffer from theft, and they have to implement security measures and raise prices to compensate for the losses. We, as customers, end up paying for it one way or another.
GEORGE: (dismissive) Oh, come on, Jerry. It's just a little shrinkage!
JERRY: (shaking his head) You'd know all about shrinkage, wouldn't you, George?
George glares at Jerry as Kramer chuckles, and they all go back to their previous activities. The conversation shifts to something else, but the absurdity of their exchange lingers in the air. |
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Date: May 17th, 2023 11:54 PM Author: misanthropic turquoise forum water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46325490) |
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Date: May 18th, 2023 9:00 AM Author: insanely creepy rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46326023) |
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Date: May 17th, 2023 11:34 PM Author: useless regret I remember they closed the north minneapolis one on west broadway many years ago because of theft losses. Hard to say they didnt see it coming
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Date: May 17th, 2023 11:40 PM Author: Soul-stirring faggotry meetinghouse It seems like in the future there will be ONLY curbside pickup. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46325446) |
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Date: May 17th, 2023 11:52 PM Author: Talented light address sex offender Back in the day, pretty much everything was kept behind a counter. Kind of like what you see in Red Dead Redemption.
We're essentially slowly reverting to that. |
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Date: May 17th, 2023 11:59 PM Author: floppy crackhouse old irish cottage Back in the day, there were sole proprietors proud of their wares, which they sourced from near and far. Every item had a story and a pedigree, which the shopkeeper was happy to explain. Now, it's all made in Xinjiang from garbage but "made in America" because one of the members of the design team, albeit undocumented, is American. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46325499) |
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Date: May 18th, 2023 12:12 AM Author: Talented light address sex offender Cr, now buy these KEF R5s
Designed by a "Brit", or something, and made in China
Actually a super good deal at $1,650/pr TBH |
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Date: May 18th, 2023 9:38 AM Author: judgmental senate This number seems made up
I don't trust it |
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Date: May 23rd, 2023 12:03 AM Author: Stirring Set Pistol https://twitter.com/CensoredMen/status/1657761438780342275?cxt=HHwWhoC-jdrPxoEuAAAA
LMAO |
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Date: May 23rd, 2023 12:30 AM Author: Talented light address sex offender That's not a Target (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46343957) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2023 12:48 AM Author: mustard prole doctorate that's a dicks sports. 95% of the time there is a target in the same shopping center (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46343992) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2023 1:02 AM Author: Talented light address sex offender The point is that nyuug is a retard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46344015) |