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Target projected to lose $500 million this year to shoplifting

“But we put out PRIDE shirts and celebrated Juneteenth...
aggressive institution
  05/17/23
wtf insurance isn't covering all of this?
Electric orchid center
  05/17/23
Shhhh be sympathetic to the big corp
drab shitlib
  05/17/23
...
Twisted school
  05/17/23
it's a write-off for them
Maniacal exciting location elastic band
  05/17/23
they just write it off, jerry!
Electric orchid center
  05/18/23
...
boyish station wrinkle
  05/17/23
If only shoplifting were covered (without any deductible or ...
Milky thirsty cruise ship
  05/17/23
IF they were... That may be a very good reason to ensure thi...
rose personal credit line
  05/18/23
do you now how insurance works brother?
Ruby cruel-hearted psychic
  05/18/23
He’s only understands how insurance premiums are calcu...
Ivory Plaza
  05/23/23
Good idea letting niggers in
Vivacious iridescent forum
  05/17/23
They are probably break even for target as a group - some of...
Haunting snowy garrison
  05/17/23
No
cracking theatre
  05/17/23
So its nbd because they steal as much as they purchase?
lemon out-of-control roast beef
  05/17/23
I mean obviously that’s not the ideal customer profile...
Haunting snowy garrison
  05/17/23
US resident, first day
twinkling karate
  05/17/23
lol
marvelous crusty toaster ticket booth
  05/17/23
...
big skinny woman school cafeteria
  05/17/23
So what, they have insurance
Maize Odious Rigor
  05/17/23
They're a multi billion dollar corporation, they can afford ...
racy anal point
  05/17/23
...
Massive pozpig
  05/17/23
(Kramer)
Maniacal exciting location elastic band
  05/17/23
what shrinkage isn't covered by insurance (and it would b...
Aromatic Outnumbered Heaven Crotch
  05/17/23
they're referencing libs excusing all the looting during the...
boyish station wrinkle
  05/17/23
o
Aromatic Outnumbered Heaven Crotch
  05/17/23
Fuck globohomo Target, but LJFL @ the handwaving (they hath ...
lemon out-of-control roast beef
  05/17/23
LOL, everyone ITT is obviously kidding
Maize Odious Rigor
  05/17/23
Inshahallah
lemon out-of-control roast beef
  05/17/23
my local grocery store has closed everything down to one ent...
Vibrant death wish
  05/17/23
jfc
awkward dun black woman
  05/17/23
Meanwhile the Lake Street Target that was destroyed in the S...
Razzle dragon feces
  05/17/23
...
Ultramarine hissy fit
  05/17/23
To be fair, Sounds like they voted for this
Startling Sepia Office Party Of The First Part
  05/17/23
I literally saw a video of a stolen car doing donuts INSIDE ...
180 emerald factory reset button
  05/17/23
Lmao
aggressive institution
  05/17/23
...
Self-absorbed Amethyst Lay
  05/17/23
The one at ninth and Nicollet always has bands of marauding ...
disgusting candlestick maker bbw
  05/17/23
Yeah that one is a complete shitshow. They close at 6, they ...
Razzle dragon feces
  05/17/23
To be fair, Whoa -- a famously dumb nigger like you lives...
Startling Sepia Office Party Of The First Part
  05/17/23
180
cracking theatre
  05/17/23
this is an upscale shopping center in an upscale suburb
Vibrant death wish
  05/17/23
That’s code for living around a bunch of cornball nigg...
cracking theatre
  05/17/23
500 ted beckersteds aimlessly stealing lens wipes
Vibrant death wish
  05/17/23
500 teds beckersted*
underhanded jap
  05/18/23
No, it’s not. What you describe doesn’t happen ...
Dull Address
  05/18/23
good. hope the cops are authorized to use lethal force
Deep spot
  05/23/23
Well, they probably don’t need to worry about buckwild...
disgusting candlestick maker bbw
  05/17/23
If you go on their website, set your location to Lake Street...
Razzle dragon feces
  05/17/23
Hmmmm. Well I guess pride is pretty big in shitlib Minneapo...
disgusting candlestick maker bbw
  05/17/23
Lmfao good I hope it increases every quarter until these chi...
motley hell pervert
  05/17/23
In normal times, Target was pretty renowned for having some ...
Razzle dragon feces
  05/17/23
weren't the 2020 BLM libs mad at Target for "partnering...
180 emerald factory reset button
  05/17/23
I think you're right, and I think this capability was the cr...
Razzle dragon feces
  05/17/23
Maybe they abolished it in solidarity with BLM
aggressive institution
  05/17/23
Sounds extremely racist
floppy chapel
  05/17/23
...
Titillating cobalt church
  05/18/23
Correction: they lost $750mm, and plan on losing $1.2bn next...
tan orchestra pit
  05/17/23
No shitlib, but I bet they are overstating these losses.
hairraiser principal's office
  05/17/23
Probably but it’s just as bad that this is also fully ...
aggressive institution
  05/17/23
Don't they have insurance?
Galvanic fishy space private investor
  05/17/23
Does your store have insurance??
Razzle dragon feces
  05/17/23
only the kind CSLG gets
Frum spruce jewess roommate
  05/17/23
?
Galvanic fishy space private investor
  05/17/23
Business liability insurance for when DaShaun is fleeing wit...
Frum spruce jewess roommate
  05/17/23
I thought you meant malpractice insurance since I'm really a...
Galvanic fishy space private investor
  05/17/23
Date: May 17th, 2023 11:36 PM Author: evan39 I thought y...
Razzle dragon feces
  05/17/23
Stay in character!
Frum spruce jewess roommate
  05/17/23
They're a megacorp. This is just the cost of doing business....
Frum spruce jewess roommate
  05/17/23
They just write it off, Jerry!
Aquamarine faggot firefighter
  05/17/23
[INT. JERRY'S APARTMENT - DAY] Jerry is in his kitchen ma...
Frum spruce jewess roommate
  05/17/23
...
Galvanic fishy space private investor
  05/17/23
...
tan orchestra pit
  05/18/23
I remember they closed the north minneapolis one on west bro...
lake boistinker electric furnace
  05/17/23
It seems like in the future there will be ONLY curbside pick...
Aquamarine faggot firefighter
  05/17/23
Back in the day, pretty much everything was kept behind a co...
Razzle dragon feces
  05/17/23
Back in the day, there were sole proprietors proud of their ...
Frum spruce jewess roommate
  05/17/23
Cr, now buy these KEF R5s https://www.bestbuy.com/site/ke...
Razzle dragon feces
  05/18/23
This number seems made up I don't trust it
irradiated translucent piazza
  05/18/23
https://twitter.com/CensoredMen/status/1657761438780342275?c...
laughsome hall dingle berry
  05/23/23
That's not a Target
Razzle dragon feces
  05/23/23
that's a dicks sports. 95% of the time there is a target in ...
180 emerald factory reset button
  05/23/23
The point is that nyuug is a retard
Razzle dragon feces
  05/23/23


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Date: May 17th, 2023 3:02 PM
Author: aggressive institution

“But we put out PRIDE shirts and celebrated Juneteenth!”

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12093755/Target-wrestles-cautious-consumers-theft-stores.html#article-12093755

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46323148)



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Date: May 17th, 2023 3:02 PM
Author: Electric orchid center

wtf insurance isn't covering all of this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46323151)



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Date: May 17th, 2023 3:24 PM
Author: drab shitlib

Shhhh be sympathetic to the big corp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46323262)



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Date: May 17th, 2023 4:15 PM
Author: Twisted school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46323538)



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Date: May 17th, 2023 3:47 PM
Author: Maniacal exciting location elastic band

it's a write-off for them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46323389)



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Date: May 18th, 2023 11:54 AM
Author: Electric orchid center

they just write it off, jerry!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46326655)



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Date: May 17th, 2023 6:03 PM
Author: boyish station wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46323927)



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Date: May 17th, 2023 11:38 PM
Author: Milky thirsty cruise ship

If only shoplifting were covered (without any deductible or SIR) by commercial property policies and actuaries massively underpriced the projected losses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46325437)



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Date: May 18th, 2023 12:13 AM
Author: rose personal credit line

IF they were... That may be a very good reason to ensure this is fraud flame and exaggerated as possible by stretching every metric

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46325542)



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Date: May 18th, 2023 7:38 AM
Author: Ruby cruel-hearted psychic

do you now how insurance works brother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46325929)



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Date: May 23rd, 2023 1:00 AM
Author: Ivory Plaza

He’s only understands how insurance premiums are calculated when he’s calculating minor dents in his bumper caused by his broke friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46344009)



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Date: May 17th, 2023 3:13 PM
Author: Vivacious iridescent forum

Good idea letting niggers in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46323218)



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Date: May 17th, 2023 3:15 PM
Author: Haunting snowy garrison

They are probably break even for target as a group - some of them pay for some of what they buy. Also would be hard to staff the stores in some locations if 100% white.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46323226)



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Date: May 17th, 2023 3:19 PM
Author: cracking theatre

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46323233)



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Date: May 17th, 2023 3:20 PM
Author: lemon out-of-control roast beef

So its nbd because they steal as much as they purchase?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46323243)



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Date: May 17th, 2023 3:24 PM
Author: Haunting snowy garrison

I mean obviously that’s not the ideal customer profile, but on balance it works out ok for Target. And they’ve locked up a lot of the stuff that is most frequently stolen so maybe that will help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46323263)



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Date: May 17th, 2023 8:05 PM
Author: twinkling karate

US resident, first day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46324437)



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Date: May 17th, 2023 3:22 PM
Author: marvelous crusty toaster ticket booth

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46323250)



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Date: May 17th, 2023 5:25 PM
Author: big skinny woman school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46323796)



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Date: May 17th, 2023 3:14 PM
Author: Maize Odious Rigor

So what, they have insurance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46323220)



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Date: May 17th, 2023 3:15 PM
Author: racy anal point

They're a multi billion dollar corporation, they can afford this. Plus they have insurance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46323225)



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Date: May 17th, 2023 3:42 PM
Author: Massive pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46323370)



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Date: May 17th, 2023 3:47 PM
Author: Maniacal exciting location elastic band

(Kramer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46323391)



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Date: May 17th, 2023 5:23 PM
Author: Aromatic Outnumbered Heaven Crotch

what

shrinkage isn't covered by insurance (and it would be dumb for a retailer to insure that risk)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46323794)



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Date: May 17th, 2023 6:04 PM
Author: boyish station wrinkle

they're referencing libs excusing all the looting during the summer of floyd with "the businesses have insurance!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46323936)



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Date: May 17th, 2023 11:17 PM
Author: Aromatic Outnumbered Heaven Crotch

o

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46325320)



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Date: May 17th, 2023 3:23 PM
Author: lemon out-of-control roast beef

Fuck globohomo Target, but LJFL @ the handwaving (they hath inthursanth!) ITT.

If Target is getting fucked this badly, just imagine how much worse it is for small businesses.

But sure, its all good because target has black theft insurance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46323254)



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Date: May 17th, 2023 3:25 PM
Author: Maize Odious Rigor

LOL, everyone ITT is obviously kidding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46323273)



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Date: May 17th, 2023 3:26 PM
Author: lemon out-of-control roast beef

Inshahallah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46323275)



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Date: May 17th, 2023 3:30 PM
Author: Vibrant death wish

my local grocery store has closed everything down to one entry/exit door, limited hours, put a sign on the door from the CEO saying "sorry that we have to do this," hired two cops, and limited self checkout to 5 items or less. the other day a recorded speech from the CEO was playing over the loudspeaker. it's like the fucking purge or robocop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46323298)



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Date: May 17th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: awkward dun black woman

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46323337)



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Date: May 17th, 2023 3:39 PM
Author: Razzle dragon feces

Meanwhile the Lake Street Target that was destroyed in the Summer of Floyd was immediately rebuilt and they are open until 10pm seven days a week

You just know their shrinkage there is orders of magnitude higher than it is in the suburbs but they are keeping things as normal as possible in that store so they can show that they are community leaders or whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46323359)



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Date: May 17th, 2023 3:43 PM
Author: Ultramarine hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46323375)



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Date: May 17th, 2023 3:44 PM
Author: Startling Sepia Office Party Of The First Part

To be fair,

Sounds like they voted for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46323377)



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Date: May 17th, 2023 3:47 PM
Author: 180 emerald factory reset button

I literally saw a video of a stolen car doing donuts INSIDE the burned out husk of that target location in 2020

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46323395)



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Date: May 17th, 2023 3:53 PM
Author: aggressive institution

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46323415)



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Date: May 17th, 2023 3:48 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Amethyst Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46323404)



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Date: May 17th, 2023 4:15 PM
Author: disgusting candlestick maker bbw

The one at ninth and Nicollet always has bands of marauding niggers standing around or wandering into traffic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46323534)



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Date: May 17th, 2023 4:43 PM
Author: Razzle dragon feces

Yeah that one is a complete shitshow. They close at 6, they locked up all the toiletries

The overall situation at that store has got to be just as bad or worse than any of the stores that have moved out of San Francisco. Target just doesn't want to take the PR hit in closing their "flagship" store

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46323632)



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Date: May 17th, 2023 3:43 PM
Author: Startling Sepia Office Party Of The First Part

To be fair,

Whoa -- a famously dumb nigger like you lives in a shitty robocop-type nigger hood like that? Imagine my shock!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46323372)



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Date: May 17th, 2023 3:45 PM
Author: cracking theatre

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46323379)



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Date: May 17th, 2023 3:48 PM
Author: Vibrant death wish

this is an upscale shopping center in an upscale suburb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46323400)



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Date: May 17th, 2023 3:49 PM
Author: cracking theatre

That’s code for living around a bunch of cornball niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46323407)



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Date: May 17th, 2023 3:51 PM
Author: Vibrant death wish

500 ted beckersteds aimlessly stealing lens wipes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46323411)



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Date: May 18th, 2023 12:38 AM
Author: underhanded jap

500 teds beckersted*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46325613)



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Date: May 18th, 2023 7:57 AM
Author: Dull Address

No, it’s not. What you describe doesn’t happen in real upscale areas because those upscale areas are insulated from criminal trash. You live in an area that you may feel is upscale but is really “mixed” LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46325939)



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Date: May 23rd, 2023 12:51 AM
Author: Deep spot

good. hope the cops are authorized to use lethal force

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46343999)



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Date: May 17th, 2023 3:40 PM
Author: disgusting candlestick maker bbw

Well, they probably don’t need to worry about buckwilds shoplifting pride gear. Maybe try eh should just have nothing but pride gear and office products since buckwilds can’t read or write either

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46323361)



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Date: May 17th, 2023 3:45 PM
Author: Razzle dragon feces

If you go on their website, set your location to Lake Street and go to their Pride clothing section, they have 114 items in-stock there lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46323385)



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Date: May 17th, 2023 3:47 PM
Author: disgusting candlestick maker bbw

Hmmmm. Well I guess pride is pretty big in shitlib Minneapolis. Those products should be safe from shoplifting though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46323394)



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Date: May 17th, 2023 3:58 PM
Author: motley hell pervert

Lmfao good I hope it increases every quarter until these child-molesting nigger-lovers shut down for good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46323436)



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Date: May 17th, 2023 4:06 PM
Author: Razzle dragon feces

In normal times, Target was pretty renowned for having some pretty top-of-the-line loss prevention, including running their own crime lab that would sometimes help out in police investigations that didn't have anything to do with Target

https://www.mprnews.org/story/2011/10/21/target-forensics-lab

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46323475)



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Date: May 17th, 2023 4:07 PM
Author: 180 emerald factory reset button

weren't the 2020 BLM libs mad at Target for "partnering" with law enforcement or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46323486)



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Date: May 17th, 2023 4:12 PM
Author: Razzle dragon feces

I think you're right, and I think this capability was the crux of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46323518)



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Date: May 17th, 2023 4:09 PM
Author: aggressive institution

Maybe they abolished it in solidarity with BLM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46323498)



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Date: May 17th, 2023 4:16 PM
Author: floppy chapel

Sounds extremely racist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46323540)



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Date: May 18th, 2023 12:33 AM
Author: Titillating cobalt church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46325603)



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Date: May 17th, 2023 6:08 PM
Author: tan orchestra pit

Correction: they lost $750mm, and plan on losing $1.2bn next year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46323959)



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Date: May 17th, 2023 6:20 PM
Author: hairraiser principal's office

No shitlib, but I bet they are overstating these losses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46324022)



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Date: May 17th, 2023 7:06 PM
Author: aggressive institution

Probably but it’s just as bad that this is also fully believable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46324217)



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Date: May 17th, 2023 11:08 PM
Author: Galvanic fishy space private investor

Don't they have insurance?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46325272)



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Date: May 17th, 2023 11:09 PM
Author: Razzle dragon feces

Does your store have insurance??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46325275)



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Date: May 17th, 2023 11:11 PM
Author: Frum spruce jewess roommate

only the kind CSLG gets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46325290)



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Date: May 17th, 2023 11:18 PM
Author: Galvanic fishy space private investor

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46325328)



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Date: May 17th, 2023 11:25 PM
Author: Frum spruce jewess roommate

Business liability insurance for when DaShaun is fleeing with stolen merchandise & slips on a spill caused by Jermaine when he was wildin'. Businesses have an increased duty of care to invitees during normal business hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46325356)



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Date: May 17th, 2023 11:36 PM
Author: Galvanic fishy space private investor

I thought you meant malpractice insurance since I'm really a lawyer ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46325430)



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Date: May 17th, 2023 11:39 PM
Author: Razzle dragon feces

Date: May 17th, 2023 11:36 PM

Author: evan39

I thought you meant malpractice insurance since I'm really a lawyer ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46325430)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46325439)



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Date: May 17th, 2023 11:48 PM
Author: Frum spruce jewess roommate

Stay in character!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46325475)



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Date: May 17th, 2023 11:11 PM
Author: Frum spruce jewess roommate

They're a megacorp. This is just the cost of doing business. Capitalism isn't so great after all now, huh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46325286)



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Date: May 17th, 2023 11:40 PM
Author: Aquamarine faggot firefighter

They just write it off, Jerry!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46325444)



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Date: May 17th, 2023 11:52 PM
Author: Frum spruce jewess roommate

[INT. JERRY'S APARTMENT - DAY]

Jerry is in his kitchen making a sandwich as George sits at the counter, flipping through a magazine. Kramer bursts into the apartment, slamming the door behind him. He looks disheveled, clutching a package under his arm.

KRAMER: (panicking) You won't believe what just happened, Jerry! I saw a guy swipe a candy bar from the store down the street!

JERRY: (unimpressed) And this is news because?

GEORGE: (chuckles) Oh, come on, Jerry. Everybody knows that stores just write off their losses from theft.

JERRY: (raising an eyebrow) Write it off? How does that even work?

GEORGE: (leaning in, eager to explain) You see, Jerry, when a store's merchandise gets stolen, they can claim it as a loss on their taxes. So, they just "write it off" and it's like it never happened.

JERRY: (skeptical) You're telling me that stores get a tax break for having things stolen from them?

GEORGE: (smugly) That's right. It's a little thing called a "shrinkage allowance." So, in a way, the store actually profits from the theft!

JERRY: (still unconvinced) And who pays for that "shrinkage allowance," George?

GEORGE: (pausing) Well, I don't know, Jerry. The government, I guess?

KRAMER: (nodding) Yeah, it's like a safety net, Jerry. Everybody wins.

JERRY: (sarcastically) Right. Because the government just has piles of money lying around to hand out for stolen candy bars.

GEORGE: (defensive) Well, it's not just candy bars, Jerry. It's all kinds of merchandise! Clothes, electronics, you name it. It's a legitimate business strategy!

JERRY: (smirking) So what you're saying is, we should all start stealing from stores and just let the government cover the costs?

GEORGE: (confused) Well, no, I... I didn't say that.

KRAMER: (excited) Hey, maybe we could open our own store and write off all the losses from theft!

JERRY: (exasperated) You two are unbelievable. You know that's not how it works, right? Stores still suffer from theft, and they have to implement security measures and raise prices to compensate for the losses. We, as customers, end up paying for it one way or another.

GEORGE: (dismissive) Oh, come on, Jerry. It's just a little shrinkage!

JERRY: (shaking his head) You'd know all about shrinkage, wouldn't you, George?

George glares at Jerry as Kramer chuckles, and they all go back to their previous activities. The conversation shifts to something else, but the absurdity of their exchange lingers in the air.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46325486)



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Date: May 17th, 2023 11:54 PM
Author: Galvanic fishy space private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46325490)



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Date: May 18th, 2023 9:00 AM
Author: tan orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46326023)



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Date: May 17th, 2023 11:34 PM
Author: lake boistinker electric furnace

I remember they closed the north minneapolis one on west broadway many years ago because of theft losses. Hard to say they didnt see it coming



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46325418)



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Date: May 17th, 2023 11:40 PM
Author: Aquamarine faggot firefighter

It seems like in the future there will be ONLY curbside pickup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46325446)



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Date: May 17th, 2023 11:52 PM
Author: Razzle dragon feces

Back in the day, pretty much everything was kept behind a counter. Kind of like what you see in Red Dead Redemption.

We're essentially slowly reverting to that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46325485)



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Date: May 17th, 2023 11:59 PM
Author: Frum spruce jewess roommate

Back in the day, there were sole proprietors proud of their wares, which they sourced from near and far. Every item had a story and a pedigree, which the shopkeeper was happy to explain. Now, it's all made in Xinjiang from garbage but "made in America" because one of the members of the design team, albeit undocumented, is American.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46325499)



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Date: May 18th, 2023 12:12 AM
Author: Razzle dragon feces

Cr, now buy these KEF R5s

https://www.bestbuy.com/site/kef-r5-series-passive-3-way-floor-speaker-each-walnut/6309100.p?skuId=6309100

Designed by a "Brit", or something, and made in China

Actually a super good deal at $1,650/pr TBH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46325537)



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Date: May 18th, 2023 9:38 AM
Author: irradiated translucent piazza

This number seems made up

I don't trust it

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Date: May 23rd, 2023 12:03 AM
Author: laughsome hall dingle berry

https://twitter.com/CensoredMen/status/1657761438780342275?cxt=HHwWhoC-jdrPxoEuAAAA

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46343873)



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Date: May 23rd, 2023 12:30 AM
Author: Razzle dragon feces

That's not a Target

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46343957)



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Date: May 23rd, 2023 12:48 AM
Author: 180 emerald factory reset button

that's a dicks sports. 95% of the time there is a target in the same shopping center

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Date: May 23rd, 2023 1:02 AM
Author: Razzle dragon feces

The point is that nyuug is a retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46344015)