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That drunk kid literally got eaten by a shark. Why do people think ocean is safe
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Date: June 1st, 2023 9:58 AM Author: Blue mad-dog skullcap Never go into any ocean. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46378639) |
Date: June 1st, 2023 10:04 AM Author: Useless vibrant dog poop juggernaut link? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46378665) |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:13 AM Author: Blue mad-dog skullcap https://nypost.com/2023/05/31/missing-teen-jumped-off-ship-into-really-shark-infested-water-official/
Right at beginning of video u can see shark in corner coming towards him |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:20 AM Author: Useless vibrant dog poop juggernaut holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46378725) |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:21 AM Author: Blue mad-dog skullcap Yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46378732) |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:39 AM Author: 180 Principal's Office Keepsake Machete (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46378785) |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 11:26 AM Author: flushed twinkling uncleanness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46378932) |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 1:06 PM Author: Turquoise state trump supporter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46379249) |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 1:06 PM Author: Turquoise state trump supporter comments are 180 on this one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46379251) |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 2:11 PM Author: mustard hospital Wow. Fortuitous peak experience. Like being beaten to death with baseball bat on live TV. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46379446) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2023 12:38 AM Author: swashbuckling death wish multi-billionaire (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46381683) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2023 2:40 AM Author: exciting native mad cow disease The guy yelling "bye bye!" at the end must feel shitty now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46381922) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2023 9:52 AM Author: Judgmental heady space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46382482) |
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Date: December 7th, 2023 9:08 PM Author: thriller french chef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#47145670) |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 6:42 PM Author: galvanic school cafeteria “He’s an athlete … great smile, great head of hair,” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46380354) |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:25 AM Author: appetizing goal in life sharks arent out looking to eat humans. there are several occasions when something bad happens
- hungry shark mistakes you for food, bites you, is disgusted, and leaves. usually the bite is not fatal, but you need to stop the bleeding asap. maybe this kid just bled out
- shark feels shocked and threatened when you practically land on it or near its babies. maybe the kid's jump freaked out the shark. these are gtfo bites, not eating.
- a crazy shark attacks you aggressively, usually a bull shark or sometimes a great white. lone male psycho shark looking to kill you. extremely rare |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:26 AM Author: Blue mad-dog skullcap Well ur femoral artery being shredded for no reason after shark spits u out while ur 50 yards in the ocean doesn't really make a difference whether they eat you or not. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46378744) |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:28 AM Author: appetizing goal in life cr.
possible, but i bet he just drowned. there being a shark nearby is like there being a dog nearby in a surveillance video. "oh that dog probably killed him". yeah maybe.... |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:30 AM Author: Blue mad-dog skullcap I think video sleuths on the internet see him actually getting dragged under. So shark probably attacked him and he didn't make it back up one way or another. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46378759) |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:36 AM Author: Useless vibrant dog poop juggernaut it's pretty likely he got attacked though. he was swimming toward the buoy and then turned right the fuck round and swam in the opposite direction, away from whatever that mass was that appeared on the left side of the video. shark probably bit on him once or a few times and left him. although those waters are full of tiger sharks and i think they will sometimes eat people.
shark attacks are pretty rare, but they do happen. not sure how else to explain why the guy tried to run away from the buoy then just disappeared. |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:39 AM Author: violent adventurous heaven Pelagic shark attacks are also typically much more intentional than an exploratory/accidental littoral attack. The shark actually wants to eat you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46378784) |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:41 AM Author: appetizing goal in life youre prob right. I watched the video very skeptically. in the first second there is a wave lit by the boat lights, and i wondered if the "shark" wasnt the same thing. none of the dozen of people watching and filming say anything about "holy shit theres a shark". so Im not convinced.
it does look like a shark tho, and he does ditch the buoy |
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Date: June 2nd, 2023 3:06 AM Author: exciting native mad cow disease That's a 2nd shark and there actually is some chick on the boat screaming about it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46381958) |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 2:19 PM Author: Ebony Abnormal Yarmulke Bawdyhouse lol sharks do not give a shit about their babies (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46379494) |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 7:09 PM Author: Laughsome Filthy Masturbator Theater Stage sounds like sharks and niggers have a lot in common (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46380427) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2023 8:56 AM Author: Infuriating antidepressant drug (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46382292) |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:29 AM Author: honey-headed knife pocket flask The ocean is literally a vast chamber of horrors where eldritch alien Lovecraftian demons dwell waiting for the stars to be right again so they can lay waste to the cosmos (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46378752) |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:31 AM Author: Blue mad-dog skullcap Yes. That's in the OP
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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:37 AM Author: Arousing tattoo headpube (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46378780) |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 1:46 PM Author: Infuriating antidepressant drug (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46379381) |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 6:55 PM Author: cerebral home poast/moniker synergy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46380400) |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:32 AM Author: violent adventurous heaven Allure of the abyss, etc. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46378763) |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 11:32 AM Author: Razzmatazz slimy dopamine Peak experience (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46378946) |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 12:59 PM Author: sienna temple Wouldn’t people have heard him being eaten? Damn I wonder how quickly he realized he fucked up big time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46379225) |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 1:05 PM Author: Blue mad-dog skullcap shark devoured his lower body in one bite. instant blood pressure loss and death without making a sound. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46379245) |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 2:14 PM Author: Bossy range generalized bond You wouldn't at least scream? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46379466) |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 8:29 PM Author: bateful meetinghouse i believe its gasp, then sink (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46380615) |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 1:37 PM Author: Useless vibrant dog poop juggernaut the second he saw that thing pop up in the water he probably realized he was in a pretty bad way. i bet that sobered him right up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46379344) |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 1:16 PM Author: Provocative elite turdskin U: shut-in poast on xo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46379274) |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 1:52 PM Author: motley senate When I was in the aircraft carrier I had to go down to the cic to service video consoles for the radar.. CIC was the command intelligence center and they had a lot of glass boards and stuff around with stuff written on in Grease pen. One of the things written on the board was just note that said survival time in the water estimated to be like 2.5 minutes due to sharks LOL.. as for the video linked in the op I can't see s***. I'm going to go over to Twitter see if I can search for it |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 1:56 PM Author: Rough-skinned lascivious rigpig Sad but he should not have jumped into shark infested waters at night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46379410) |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 2:03 PM Author: motley senate Searched for Cameron Robbins on Twitter, there's a lot of videos have been filtered and slowed down and stuff, there's a lot of dissenting opinion and whether there's a shark (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46379421) |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 2:09 PM Author: Blue mad-dog skullcap Idk I think it's clear in the video. Everyone is saying people would be yelling SHARK and would be some big struggle but very likely the camera caught it when people on the boat couldn't see at the time.
Pretty clear it was in calm waters right in the bay on booz cruise and he was swimming fine, no reason able bodied dude would go missing that quick unless something got him. |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 6:46 PM Author: galvanic school cafeteria cr these modern cell phone cameras are low light monsters that shoot at f1.4 or maybe lower. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46380367) |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 2:14 PM Author: Smoky titillating gunner affirmative action tcq people are insane even ITT. “very rare that shark maliciously and with deliberation actively attacks someone using teeth for murder usually just oops rips them to shreds”
you are NEVER safe once you step foot into the ocean. would rather waltz through lion country wearing antelope carcass clothing than swim at night near sharks |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 2:24 PM Author: aphrodisiac dark locus shitpits of the sea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46379520) |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 3:53 PM Author: Frum Misunderstood Church Building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46379825) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2023 2:19 AM Author: flushed twinkling uncleanness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46381896) |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 3:50 PM Author: Arousing tattoo headpube (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46379817) |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 6:52 PM Author: Rebellious Sickened Main People Around sharks, never relarks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46380384) |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 6:55 PM Author: galvanic school cafeteria (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46380393) |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 6:56 PM Author: cerebral home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46380404) |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 7:40 PM Author: 180 Principal's Office Keepsake Machete (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46380505) |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 8:16 PM Author: Smoky titillating gunner affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46380579) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2023 12:38 AM Author: swashbuckling death wish multi-billionaire (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46381684) |
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Date: June 4th, 2023 1:55 AM Author: Racy metal associate theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46387937) |
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Date: June 6th, 2023 8:03 PM Author: exhilarant carmine hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46397087) |
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Date: June 7th, 2023 7:38 PM Author: Stirring Ultramarine Voyeur Azn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46400932) |
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Date: December 7th, 2023 9:02 PM Author: Orchid mind-boggling macaca pervert i think about this post often (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#47145652) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2023 12:08 AM Author: jet-lagged aromatic hell titcr
i've had shark encounters (both in the bahamas), and it's absolutely terrifying to be there with them
one time i was riding a current and some bitch practically crawled over me and shoved me away from her and i realized she'd shoved me toward a shark so she could get away, i was like ten feet from this 6 foot long who knows what species, i almost shit my pants
another time i dove in about 20 feet above an intentional feed and watched a swarm of sharks make a mess of things, i noped right the fuck back in the boat |
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Date: June 2nd, 2023 7:05 AM Author: Coral floppy location I don't think theres any force on earth scarier than being near sharks in a feeding frenzy, would literally rather be in a cat 5 hurricane eye wall or under a overpass in a tornado, they will bite each other they get so fucked up on killing once it starts (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46382118) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2023 8:50 AM Author: Cream boyish liquid oxygen athletic conference In the ocean, humans are basically like cows floating helplessly waiting for slaughter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46382271) |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 6:36 PM Author: Provocative elite turdskin Does anyone warn tourists not to swim at night away from the beach or is that supposed to be common sense? I don’t know anything about the Bahamas, would this guy have any idea that there might be hungry sharks in the water? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46380337) |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 6:52 PM Author: galvanic school cafeteria I've only done it when there were dolphins nearby. The downside to this approach is that dolphins often congregate around swarms of jellyfish. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46380380) |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 6:39 PM Author: bright hunting ground stuffwhitepeoplelike:
swimming, surfing, and other water-related activities http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4185699&mc=204&forum_id=2
(repost)
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4368013&forum_id=2#39390899) |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 6:44 PM Author: maroon histrionic giraffe Your people die from fans lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46380363) |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 6:59 PM Author: galvanic school cafeteria https://www.boredpanda.com/last-generation-women-mermaids-sea-diving-mijoo-kim-korea/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=organic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46380409) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2023 12:14 AM Author: jet-lagged aromatic hell fucking a haenyeo in her prime probably was a peak life experience, likely enthusiastic as hell, wild, and extremely confident at a time when women all over the world were ironically dead fish in bed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46381588) |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 6:40 PM Author: federal glittery nursing home there are like 10 human deaths by sharks per year worldwide, yet like 100,000 or 1 million shark deaths by humans a year. our ability to judge risk is so skewed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46380346) |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:38 PM Author: Blue mad-dog skullcap Wont someone think of the sharks! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46381195) |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 7:01 PM Author: galvanic school cafeteria Bull shark:
https://twitter.com/DaEssence/status/1664311459818487808?t=FhWRWsnwv1juqQlB5Q4UCg&s=19
https://twitter.com/THERedRumMedia/status/1664269405881262080?t=UnhUrNzL5YDKV8Xe9ytKiQ&s=19 |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:48 PM Author: Provocative elite turdskin Is this real? Seems conclusive. The lady also shows how his right arm goes missing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46381256) |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:57 PM Author: galvanic school cafeteria I don't know why people are saying these attacks are that uncommon. Very few people end up swimming in shark infested waters like this. The sharks would have been startled by this huge living thing with limbs that's just splashing in the water. It's going to be warm and smell like meat. One shark sees another shark going for it and thinks "I better get me some too." It's instinctive. The dood probably was probably torn apart in seconds. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46381304) |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:57 PM Author: Blue mad-dog skullcap None of its really conclusive because it's so dark but regardless he was probably eaten by shark (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46381305) |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 11:01 PM Author: galvanic school cafeteria The water appears to change color around his white shoulder. If it's an artifact, it's one we don't see anywhere else in the image. It's also uniform and looks biased toward the red end of the spectrum. It looks almost like a perfect bayer array doing nearest neighbor interpolation and only the red pixels are detecting anything. You can see the green pixels getting triggered everywhere else
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Date: June 2nd, 2023 8:54 AM Author: Cream boyish liquid oxygen athletic conference That’s not a shark. The “nose” of the shark is exactly where his right foot was exiting the water a moment before. It’s jus true splash of his foot. You can see how the water splashed back down a moment after the “shark” appears. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46382285) |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 7:06 PM Author: Wonderful office idea he suggested btw, have any Navy SEALs or Marines been eaten by sharks? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46380423) |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 7:13 PM Author: galvanic school cafeteria https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/the-worst-shark-attack-in-history-25715092/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46380438) |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 7:17 PM Author: Wonderful office idea he suggested terrifying and horrific (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46380449) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2023 2:38 AM Author: flushed twinkling uncleanness you’ve never seen Jaws? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46381920) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2023 8:23 AM Author: motley senate As I've said elsewhere the command intelligence center on board the aircraft carrier I was on had a warning on the board that survival time in the water was about 2 minutes due to sharks.. on board these aircraft carriers typically one or two people get knocked overboard every Cruise.. some of them die, I assume from sharks.. on these ships we throw the trash overboard including the food. So the sharks follow these big ships (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46382229) |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 7:12 PM Author: galvanic school cafeteria Looks like his right arm got taken off at the shoulder by one shark just as the other went for the legs.
https://twitter.com/DustyDeLuna/status/1663941114506756096?t=Jm18LrB5chxbs_B0gNyQjw&s=19 |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 7:21 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle Dilemma Lol at all the non-beachmo pussies freaking out about some random 1 in a million shark attack. Meanwhile 50,000 people die a year in car accidents and they drive 80 on the freeway while scarfing down McDonald’s and posting on Xo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46380459) |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 11:45 PM Author: fiercely-loyal kitchen round eye True (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46381462) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2023 1:38 AM Author: fighting cracking market new version wow
Harsh but fair |
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Date: June 2nd, 2023 4:14 AM Author: Coral floppy location (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46382027) |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 7:37 PM Author: Massive chad corner What if this kid said something that made the shark feel disrespected? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46380498) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2023 8:25 AM Author: motley senate he called the shark nigga, and the shark justifiably killed him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46382231) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2023 1:47 PM Author: Massive chad corner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46383313) |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 9:48 PM Author: galvanic school cafeteria Max IQ to jump off that boat like that? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46380942) |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 9:53 PM Author: exciting native mad cow disease People take their kids to the Bahamas for graduating high school now? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46380967) |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:33 PM Author: Provocative elite turdskin And let them take a booze cruise on an overcrowded boat through shark infested waters, apparently. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46381159) |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:38 PM Author: galvanic school cafeteria Looked like a ttt cruise (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46381190) |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 11:47 PM Author: fiercely-loyal kitchen round eye This is probably a $50 four-hour all-you-can-drink booze cruise. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46381474) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2023 12:26 AM Author: jet-lagged aromatic hell also he was staying at Paradise Island Atlantis, which is not cheap. Like $900/night for two adults. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46381621) |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 11:17 PM Author: fiercely-loyal kitchen round eye I was night diving with nurse sharks last month. I wonder if that area was known for bulls and tigers. Most sharks are nbd. I’ve also dived with six foot Caribbean reef sharks and it was nbd. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46381391) |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 11:50 PM Author: Vivacious black jew den The chances this birdshit goes over and there is just some nigga shark named darnell there waiting to eat him wld be highly lolzy unusual shit but this birdshit voted for it so whatever, its way more likely the current was just too strong, he cldnt swim to the life preserver thing and then he drifted away and eventually ran out of energy and drowned (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46381487) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2023 4:57 PM Author: galvanic school cafeteria If currents pulled him under he would have floated back up at some point unless his corpse was devoured. Reports say the boat stayed out there for 2-3 hours looking for him. Aint no current that holds you underwater for 2-3 hours. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46384011) |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 11:55 PM Author: Coral floppy location 3 things i do no fuck with irl
-Lightning
-Bears
-Sharks
Fuck that shit |
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Date: June 2nd, 2023 8:27 AM Author: Bat shit crazy set (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46382233) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2023 9:00 AM Author: Cream boyish liquid oxygen athletic conference (guy who turns into a pansy when there’s lightning) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46382309) |
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Date: June 3rd, 2023 2:22 AM Author: Coral floppy location ive known a few people irl that got deleted from direct abd indirect lightning strikes in SE (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46385257) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2023 12:01 AM Author: jet-lagged aromatic hell "He’s an athlete … great smile, great head of hair"
lol what's the school director's moniker |
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Date: June 2nd, 2023 12:18 AM Author: Vivacious black jew den AZNgirl checking out Handsome student w/great smile, great hair tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46381597) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2023 5:00 AM Author: maize marvelous institution it's a shame that the shark couldn't have gone after a more deserving baldmo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46382040) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2023 8:40 AM Author: very tactful hairraiser stage CR too bad the shark didn’t kill a baldmo loser like you that no one would miss, but you’ve never seen the ocean and a shark would probably spit your diseased corpse out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46382255) |
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Date: June 4th, 2023 12:57 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle Dilemma Varsity? He had all the makings. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46387849) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2023 8:46 AM Author: Cream boyish liquid oxygen athletic conference My opinion is NOSHARK bite in that video. That is just his foot kicking up some water.
Also, why does he keep paddling along merrily as he is supposedly being bitten in half? |
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Date: June 2nd, 2023 9:01 AM Author: free-loading mother mood LOL at people ITT. Has no one ever been scuba diving? Sharks DGAF about you, I’ve been around 50 at a time and they don’t bother you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46382313) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2023 1:31 PM Author: Provocative elite turdskin How did the athletic, bushy-head-haired bro just get sucked under in placid water? Why did Bahama defense forces guy bother to note that the water there is “shark infested as fuck”. I can’t stop thinking about this kid. He still had 4 more years before he should have killled himself (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46383244) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2023 1:49 PM Author: Vivacious black jew den he jumped into the open ocean, u have no idea how strong the current is pushign him away, he literally had maybe 60 seconds tops to get to the life preserver, i learned this with my failed sailboat, even if u are only going 3-4 knots u literally have seconds to swim back to the boat otherwise u will just get pushed into the ocean and eventually run out of energy and drown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46383320) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2023 3:14 PM Author: Provocative elite turdskin Would you jump in to save him if you knew he was gay? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46383718) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2023 1:34 PM Author: Provocative elite turdskin Also now there is this which someone pointed out above: Experts have told Fox News Digital there is a vast array of marine life, including dolphins, tiger sharks and bull sharks in those waters that feed off the scraps from the boats. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46383258) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2023 1:38 PM Author: Useless vibrant dog poop juggernaut they typically don't but shark attacks DO happen and it looks pretty likely that one did here.
i dated this girl whose son dives with his dad every weekend pretty much and he was telling me that he doesn't get scared of sharks at all and they're always around in florida when he's out. but crazy shit happens. |
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Date: June 2nd, 2023 4:48 PM Author: galvanic school cafeteria It's quite different when you make a yuge splash like that and then paddle around on the surface like a retard. A scuba diver is going to look like just another big sea animal, but that flailing hunk of warm stinky meat is going to look like the opportunity of a lifetime. I wonder if alcohol would have made him smell more attractive. His breath and maybe his clothes/skin would have smelled like beer. His sweat may have smelled like Bacardi after days of partying. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46383979) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2023 9:03 AM Author: Bat shit crazy set Apparently there has never been a shark death among Navy SEALs, who swim miles in the dark and around ships. Although a guy I know had a hairy situation once with his swim buddy where they kept getting bumped by something huge underwater in the middle of the ocean but couldn’t see it and it scared the shit out of them (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46382323) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2023 9:50 AM Author: Comical private investor I've known a few combat divers, all of them say random wildlife encounters (typically at night and low vis) are the absolute worst part. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46382474) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2023 12:57 PM Author: Bat shit crazy set i read a story about a dude at BUD/S who was swimming (no scuba) off the shore with a swim buddy and a sea lion literally pulled him under and dragged him to the bottom and started humping him. He and his swim buddy stabbed it several times and it swam away and he could finally come up for air - they say stabbing it didn't do much since it is all blubber. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46383122) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2023 1:50 PM Author: Vivacious black jew den im sure he did more cummin than just up for air (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46383323) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2023 9:04 AM Author: trip indigo dysfunction lmfao no way alcohol is to blame here, let's crucify the shark (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46382327) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2023 9:52 AM Author: Pungent kitty (BIGSHARK lobbyist) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46382479) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2023 11:43 AM Author: Blue mad-dog skullcap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46382853) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2023 12:16 PM Author: 180 Principal's Office Keepsake Machete imo we should be able to get drunk and jump into the ocean without worrying about dismemberment by sea creatures. we need to teach sharks not to maul - mauling is about power, not hunger (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46382960) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2023 1:38 PM Author: contagious water buffalo Some youtube vlogger in the area just went to the exact place the kid went missing & threw a stray dog in the water and it was devoured in seconds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zd8vzIRQLLM |
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Date: June 2nd, 2023 1:39 PM Author: Useless vibrant dog poop juggernaut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46383273) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2023 1:51 PM Author: Vivacious black jew den (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46383325) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2023 2:58 PM Author: 180 Principal's Office Keepsake Machete (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46383629) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2023 3:17 PM Author: Smoky titillating gunner affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46383725) |
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Date: June 4th, 2023 1:20 AM Author: Dun therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46387884) |
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Date: June 6th, 2023 8:06 PM Author: exhilarant carmine hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46397090) |
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Date: June 8th, 2023 9:37 AM Author: spectacular church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46402593) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2023 4:54 PM Author: galvanic school cafeteria People who are saying that's his legs: I doubt you've done much swimming. There is no point at which your torso and arms should be in this position while your legs are kicking out of the water.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FxjSc6RWwAEcgUu?format=jpg&name=large |
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Date: June 3rd, 2023 2:19 AM Author: exciting native mad cow disease Looks like 2 sharks eating his upper/lower extremities while he bleeds out. Are people actually seeing something different? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46385255) |
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Date: June 6th, 2023 8:30 AM Author: appetizing goal in life That is water splash from a kick. You see it go up and down in the video below. However, the more I look at all the videos, the more it does look like the snakey thing is (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46394499) |
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Date: June 6th, 2023 6:25 PM Author: galvanic school cafeteria There's no reason for him to even kick his legs out of the water. He is butterfly kicking the entire time, which would be appropriate under the circumstances. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46396741) |
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Date: June 6th, 2023 6:32 AM Author: Provocative elite turdskin Here is a new video that seems to include a more complete version of the first. It shows him punching at something near the shark-looking thing by the life ring. It seems like he is cocking his arm and punching hard with his right hand but in the encounter loses or injures his left hand/arm and awkwardly floats away unable to use his left arm, looks over his shoulder, and sinks/ is pulled down.
https://twitter.com/king_scarlett_/status/1664958609501847556?s=46&t=NOVXkXsmj4763I7zl1R3YQ
Rip bushy-haired Chad. I would trade places with you if could, preferably a few years before you were eaten but would happily accept a few seconds before for the hair and fortuitous peak experience |
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Date: June 6th, 2023 7:32 AM Author: Useless vibrant dog poop juggernaut Yeah that looks like a shark attack. The guy saying “bye bye!” makes me lol. “He’s gone bro!”
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Date: June 6th, 2023 7:38 AM Author: pink library “Accept it.” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46394426) |
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Date: June 6th, 2023 8:42 AM Author: violet vengeful chapel He punches the shark with his right hand, then the camera pans away to the boat, and when it pans back, the shark has his left arm in its mouth and is dragging him away as he tries to slap/hit it with his right hand. He is moving way to fast in the water for just treading water. The shark is pulling him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46394514) |
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Date: June 6th, 2023 9:29 AM Author: Provocative elite turdskin You got, it bro. That’s why the presumably blonde girl screams “the current" as he is dragged away while the buoy stands still.
Not sure why the gay Cajun navy is still running interfere for the parents who don’t want the truth to come out.
Fox News digital reports the boat was anchored there for hours and there must have been quite a few sharks waiting for food waste/wasted "food’ to fall in. |
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Date: June 6th, 2023 10:16 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle Dilemma If a blonde bitch hysterically screamed something, it must be true. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46394756) |
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Date: June 6th, 2023 11:52 AM Author: Provocative elite turdskin I wasn’t being sarcastic. The girl presumably didn’t see the shark and saw Cameron getting swiftly pulled away. Which supports pumos theory that he couldn’t move that fast on his own. Too bad all the retarded shark loving “experts” didn’t see this video first but it does once again expose what frauds “experts” are. Only a proud pet shark owner could deny this was a shark attack at this point. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46395104) |
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Date: June 6th, 2023 11:25 AM Author: exciting native mad cow disease People are saying the guy yelling "bye!" is also the guy who dared Chad to jump, and also knew there were sharks milling around the water. Sounds like he wanted Chad to die and was giddy about the shark pulling him away. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46395010) |
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Date: June 6th, 2023 11:40 AM Author: Useless vibrant dog poop juggernaut 180. i wonder if they ever sucked each others cocks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46395071) |
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Date: June 6th, 2023 10:22 PM Author: violent adventurous heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46397587) |
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Date: June 6th, 2023 12:05 PM Author: Provocative elite turdskin What’s his moniker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46395157) |
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Date: June 6th, 2023 6:12 PM Author: Blue mad-dog skullcap Link to this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46396684) |
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Date: June 6th, 2023 11:56 AM Author: bateful meetinghouse you should write obits for money (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46395125) |
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Date: June 6th, 2023 12:08 PM Author: supple public bath degenerate So parents let their 18 year olds go drinking and partying for days on a boat? LJL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46395166) |
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Date: June 6th, 2023 6:46 PM Author: Rough-skinned lascivious rigpig what's wrong with that? 18 y/o is an adult (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46396805) |
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Date: June 6th, 2023 12:26 PM Author: violet vengeful chapel the assumption of the risk scholarly briefing that is going to come out of the resulting lawsuit is going to be a sweet treat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46395250) |
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Date: June 6th, 2023 12:50 PM Author: Useless vibrant dog poop juggernaut the drunk chad came to the nuisance! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46395350) |
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Date: June 6th, 2023 6:56 PM Author: Unholy coiffed cuck business firm https://nypost.com/2023/06/05/rescue-pros-explain-how-cameron-robbins-likely-vanished/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46396830) |
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Date: June 6th, 2023 7:05 PM Author: Provocative elite turdskin These are the same “pros” that said the family told them not to pursue shark theory and that their position is they don’t know what happened. The new video paints the full picture. The kids in a boxing match with god knows how many sharks
https://twitter.com/king_scarlett_/status/1664958609501847556?s=46&t=NOVXkXsmj4763I7zl1R3YQ |
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Date: June 6th, 2023 8:25 PM Author: galvanic school cafeteria Someone has to run shit like this to give the parents some hoap. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46397160) |
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Date: June 6th, 2023 10:25 PM Author: violent adventurous heaven rofl well okay if the “united cajun navy” says so (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46397599) |
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Date: June 6th, 2023 8:01 PM Author: burgundy beady-eyed dingle berry I just know that my beach in Miami doesn't have sharks. It is a relatively private area and no beachfront condo is under $1mln here. But I wouldn't go swimming in some random ocean. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46397086) |
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Date: June 6th, 2023 8:33 PM Author: Unholy coiffed cuck business firm It's the same ocean, bro. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46397191) |
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Date: June 6th, 2023 10:22 PM Author: violent adventurous heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46397591) |
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Date: June 7th, 2023 7:34 PM Author: burgundy beady-eyed dingle berry Why would sharks go to my beach if they never went there before? They populate certain areas which excludes the high income areas of miami. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46400918) |
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Date: June 7th, 2023 7:36 PM Author: bateful meetinghouse Shark NIMBY (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46400922) |
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Date: June 7th, 2023 8:01 PM Author: Unholy coiffed cuck business firm allergic to silicon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46401016) |
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Date: June 7th, 2023 11:34 PM Author: Provocative elite turdskin Some self proclaimed film analyst and shark expert cleaned up footage from the higher res video and you can see he is surrounded by sharks plus a big ass shark bites him and drags him under:
https://twitter.com/LeGentilDauphin/status/1665872529435553794?s=20
Another shark guy says he sees bull sharks because they give a glowing red eye effect and suggests he was punching the juvenile sharks when they did some innocent bumping to investigate him and mother bull shark got protective and chomped him in half. Maybe the old punch the shark in the nose eyes and gills trick needs to be updated |
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Date: June 7th, 2023 11:47 PM Author: galvanic school cafeteria The Size and shape are consistent with a bull shark, plus I think you're more likely to encounter them at the surface vs tiger sharks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46401770) |
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Date: June 8th, 2023 1:59 AM Author: flushed twinkling uncleanness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46402080) |
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Date: June 8th, 2023 8:17 AM Author: appetizing goal in life Deleted (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46402335) |
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Date: June 8th, 2023 9:37 AM Author: galvanic school cafeteria Bullshit. That was a good video. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46402597) |
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Date: June 8th, 2023 1:12 PM Author: Blue mad-dog skullcap Not really. You couldn't even see anything. I expected to see actual shark outlines in his enhanced video but there wasn't shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46403526) |
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Date: June 8th, 2023 1:19 PM Author: galvanic school cafeteria There was plenty and it was a good effort overall. There are a million ways you can do this shit. It's the same thing they do when they show you Hubble and JWST images. They are cleaned up. There's an art to it, but if you do it right you are producing accurate results. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46403550) |
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Date: June 20th, 2023 4:14 PM Author: Arousing tattoo headpube "glowing red eye effect"
lmfao the ocean is a clive barker hellscape |
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Date: June 8th, 2023 9:02 AM Author: Cream boyish liquid oxygen athletic conference https://www.unilad.com/news/cameron-robbins-shark-attack-theory-957700-20230603
"None of the experts consulted can definitely say what's in the video due to the quality and length of the video," Trascher told the outlet.
"The Robbins family has requested that we not entertain that theory any longer, so our official position is that we don't know what happened while Cam was in the water."
"The girls were in bikinis and bathing suits. The guys were giving them their shirts.
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Date: June 8th, 2023 9:36 AM Author: Provocative elite turdskin Yep the family, Bahamian tourist industry/government, and gay white knighting Cajun army really would prefer you not think about the dumb kid getting torn up on an otherwise perfect sunset cruise (now 50% off).
Incidentally, the video above has been taken down after complaints from the aforementioned parties |
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Date: June 8th, 2023 9:38 AM Author: Vivacious black jew den yes its the Bahamas fault, not stupid birdshits for jumping into the middle of the ocean
even if there were sharks it has zero relevance for normal tourists who dont jump off cruise ships |
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Date: June 8th, 2023 1:06 PM Author: bateful meetinghouse the ocean is an attractive nuisance for 18 year old boy-men with good hair (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46403500) |
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Date: June 8th, 2023 1:02 PM Author: Provocative elite turdskin In case anyone here leaves their house and is faced with this exact scenario:
it seems the best thing to do is stay vertical so you don’t look a seal, keep arms at side, legs together, ignore investigatory bumps by baby sharks, and try not to splash as you slowly make your way over to the life ring and then situate yourself vertically and hope someone can get to you before something bad happens
See: https://www.tiktok.com/@lsatready/video/7239887022540950830 |
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Date: June 8th, 2023 9:50 PM Author: appetizing goal in life Holy shot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46405806) |
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Date: June 8th, 2023 1:05 PM Author: Slippery brethren lol at xo retards still talking about this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46403494) |
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Date: June 8th, 2023 1:22 PM Author: Provocative elite turdskin Amazing they there is still disagreement as to what happened among supposedly intelligent poasters (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46403561) |
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Date: June 8th, 2023 1:34 PM Author: galvanic school cafeteria Shark biology is complicated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46403651) |
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Date: June 8th, 2023 6:43 PM Author: Unholy coiffed cuck business firm https://www.thedailybeast.com/tourists-watch-russian-man-get-devoured-by-shark-on-egypt-beach (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46405093) |
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Date: June 8th, 2023 6:57 PM Author: Useless vibrant dog poop juggernaut We can’t tell that that’s a shark. ShRks don’t care about people so I doubt that’s what it is (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46405136) |
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Date: June 8th, 2023 9:52 PM Author: appetizing goal in life Never watch this tape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46405812) |
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Date: June 8th, 2023 10:08 PM Author: violet vengeful chapel No this is incorrect. Sharks don’t like to eat people. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46405845) |
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Date: June 20th, 2023 4:13 PM Author: Arousing tattoo headpube (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46450433) |
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Date: June 24th, 2023 3:05 PM Author: Passionate Quadroon Bump for billionaires. Could have dodged a bullet (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46468193) |
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Date: December 5th, 2023 10:19 AM Author: Frum Misunderstood Church Building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#47135310) |
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Date: December 7th, 2023 8:19 PM Author: Blue mad-dog skullcap Happy Holidays! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#47145497) |
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Date: December 7th, 2023 9:40 PM Author: trip indigo dysfunction Fucking lol at blaming the ocean for this guy's alcohol use (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#47145782) |