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Pitcher is racist and always hits blacks with pitch. Against non-blacks, 2.5 ERA
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Date: July 5th, 2023 4:24 PM Author: Blue center Assume he doesn't get ejected for intentionally hitting black players with the pitch every time.
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Date: July 5th, 2023 4:25 PM Author: onyx misanthropic cruise ship how does he approach latin players?
if he just hits american blacks, he'd be an ace, not enough of them in lineups to cause an issue |
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Date: July 5th, 2023 4:27 PM Author: Blue center His threshold is octoroon, if he can establish that you're 1/8 black then you're getting hit by the pitch. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5368348&forum_id=2#46512454) |
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Date: January 17th, 2026 12:10 AM Author: mischievous flatulent national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5368348&forum_id=2#49595773) |
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Date: July 5th, 2023 4:29 PM Author: swashbuckling den If you're black it's basically a guaranteed base? I bet they'd take it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5368348&forum_id=2#46512462) |
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Date: January 16th, 2026 11:11 PM Author: Blue center (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5368348&forum_id=2#49595714) |
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Date: January 17th, 2026 12:20 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle Angry Personal Credit Line This hypo is literally 100% dependent on how you define "black".
Full-blooded descendent of American slaves? Sandy Koufax 2.0
Anyone my wife crosses the street to avoid? Lol enjoy hoping these hypo rules don't apply down at AA in 3 weeks. |
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Date: January 17th, 2026 11:14 AM Author: Blue center Upthread it's clarified the threshold is octoroon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5368348&forum_id=2#49596271) |
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Date: January 17th, 2026 11:21 AM Author: avocado zippy dilemma Yeah that's not gonna fly. Like half the MLB are Dominican or Puerto Rican alone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5368348&forum_id=2#49596285) |
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Date: January 17th, 2026 11:22 AM Author: Irradiated boiling water laser beams (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5368348&forum_id=2#49596291) |
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Date: January 17th, 2026 11:09 PM Author: Blue center See below for clarification (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5368348&forum_id=2#49597944) |
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Date: January 17th, 2026 4:37 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle Angry Personal Credit Line That's a numeric threshold of blackness but doesn't answer the qualitative question of what counts as black. Are ricans and cubanos black? (I just assume dominicans are.)
EDIT: I should note that most pitchers this "racist" are not likely to draw strict, narrowly tailored lines about who is and who isn't a mudperson. (See, e.g., John Rocker) |
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Date: January 17th, 2026 11:10 PM Author: Blue center The pitcher's agent assures you that, based on the pitcher's research to date, only about 15% of current MLB players qualify as octoroons. While this is subject to change based on further research and roster changes in the MLB itself, it's guaranteed not to go above 20% or below 10%. He has been drilling in the offseason and now his ERA against everybody else is 2.1. What now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5368348&forum_id=2#49597947) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 12:36 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle Angry Personal Credit Line Yeah sure. I put him on the Braves and the ticket and jersey sales alone justify it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5368348&forum_id=2#49598045) |
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Date: January 17th, 2026 11:19 PM Author: fiercely-loyal genital piercing lol no way then (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5368348&forum_id=2#49597963) |
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Date: January 17th, 2026 11:22 AM Author: Maize galvanic toaster I think teams would notice and start putting in all their Black players. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5368348&forum_id=2#49596288) |
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Date: January 17th, 2026 11:11 PM Author: Blue center That's fine, they can't sub and sub back. The pitcher's team can always switch pitchers to some other guy. Or if they start the black players, just wait for them to sub out the black guys and bring in the racist pitcher. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5368348&forum_id=2#49597949) |
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Date: January 17th, 2026 11:44 PM Author: Maize galvanic toaster That's the racist pitcher's music! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5368348&forum_id=2#49597998) |
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Date: January 17th, 2026 11:47 PM Author: Amethyst Marvelous Public Bath (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5368348&forum_id=2#49598002) |
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Date: January 17th, 2026 11:46 PM Author: Amethyst Marvelous Public Bath Tweet this to John Rocker to get his input (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5368348&forum_id=2#49598001) |