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Hypo: $20 million but the zetas have you targeted for killing

You can’t move from your current home for a decade but...
insecure shrine corn cake
  09/22/23
If I can't move from my house? No.
Razzle Sound Barrier
  09/22/23
Okay, You can move from your house with the following cav...
insecure shrine corn cake
  09/22/23
One weird trick: Move to that isolated peninsula of US land ...
milky big community account
  09/22/23
Would you take an isolated area over the security of 9 extra...
insecure shrine corn cake
  09/22/23
Easily, I could go very low key and not have to worry about ...
Copper territorial elastic band
  09/22/23
Yes, this area is where the FBI locates witness protection m...
milky big community account
  09/22/23
The Northwest Angle in MN? Pretty sure you can boat there wi...
Deep stage persian
  09/22/23
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insecure shrine corn cake
  09/22/23
Point Roberts in Washington.
milky big community account
  09/22/23
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Adventurous Preventive Strike
  09/23/23
I can’t afford paying $20M for that
Mewling national security agency pozpig
  09/22/23
Can I negotiate? I would rather pay more like $500k for some...
laughsome black woman
  09/22/23
Can you still practice law in this hypo?
aquamarine violent mediation
  09/22/23
Yes
insecure shrine corn cake
  09/22/23
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anal associate headpube
  09/22/23
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Razzmatazz khaki famous landscape painting
  09/22/23
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Vigorous snowy lodge
  09/22/23
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Adventurous Preventive Strike
  09/23/23
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Vigorous snowy lodge
  09/27/23
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Motley Meetinghouse Genital Piercing
  10/01/23
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Electric Translucent Prole
  10/02/23
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butt cheeks
  05/22/26
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gibberish (?)
  05/22/26
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insecure shrine corn cake
  09/22/23
Zetas don't target people in the US except for exceptional c...
seedy wonderful therapy
  09/22/23
Yes, like Doobs allegedly talking shit about them online for...
insecure shrine corn cake
  09/22/23
I have basically not left my apartment for eight years so wh...
Vigorous snowy lodge
  09/22/23
...
Marvelous background story nibblets
  09/27/23
But where do we get $20M to give doobs?
Bat shit crazy tanning salon chad
  09/22/23
So I'd have to be poorer?
hairraiser garrison
  09/22/23
$20 million on top of whatever you currently make
insecure shrine corn cake
  09/22/23
No. You can hire competent hitmen of any background for top ...
lilac gas station mad-dog skullcap
  09/22/23
...
insecure shrine corn cake
  09/23/23
I think the only realistic way you have a shot is if you are...
tripping silver patrolman
  09/23/23
right now there are real people the zetas would like to kill...
Copper territorial elastic band
  09/23/23
I think Doobs learned his lesson though
insecure shrine corn cake
  09/23/23
Yeah but the main point of the hypo is that you can’t ...
tripping silver patrolman
  09/23/23
10 guards is ridiculous security. Everyone would think you ...
insecure shrine corn cake
  09/23/23
Would not work. A lot of people come and go from any base. F...
lilac gas station mad-dog skullcap
  09/27/23
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insecure shrine corn cake
  09/27/23
lol@ the notion of zetas even being able to get into Korea
aphrodisiac karate love of her life
  09/27/23
lol at the notion of you having a house gook
insecure shrine corn cake
  09/27/23
lol u mad@ our 180 immigration system? america is mexico bro
aphrodisiac karate love of her life
  09/27/23
You’re a poor retarded gook. You’re garbage. I...
insecure shrine corn cake
  09/27/23
lol u sound pretty irate that zetas has no presence in korea
aphrodisiac karate love of her life
  09/27/23
lol 😂
sexy fragrant puppy wagecucks
  09/27/23
absolutely, especially if I can pick the guards
Orchid 180 chapel
  09/27/23
It would be 180 to have 10 army rangers as your personal bod...
Boyish cruise ship
  10/01/23
Yeah definitely just picking 10 CAG guys. I like my odds wit...
Orchid 180 chapel
  10/01/23
The guards are top notch, secret service/navy seal level guy...
insecure shrine corn cake
  10/01/23
I'd pay 20 million to have the U of South Carolina Delta Zet...
mahogany duck-like national
  09/27/23
Ungh
Comical Awkward Nursing Home
  10/01/23
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mahogany duck-like national
  10/02/23
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insecure shrine corn cake
  10/01/23
Yes
white cowardly athletic conference juggernaut
  10/01/23
zetas are not renowned assassins or something. They kidnap t...
Fear-inspiring Station Alpha
  10/02/23
Like, the CSUN Delta Zetas? https://www.instagram.com/csu...
Aspiring young lawyer
  05/22/26
jfc they have everything from 1s to 10s on display there
peeface
  05/22/26


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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:40 AM
Author: insecure shrine corn cake

You can’t move from your current home for a decade but will be given 10 armed security guards at all time for free. You get the money immediately. The zetas will lose interest in killing you in 10 years but right now the organization’s main goal is eliminating you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46828405)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:41 AM
Author: Razzle Sound Barrier

If I can't move from my house? No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46828409)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:43 AM
Author: insecure shrine corn cake

Okay,

You can move from your house with the following caveats:

1. It has to be within the USA.

2. You will only get one armed guard at a time if you move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46828413)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:49 AM
Author: milky big community account

One weird trick: Move to that isolated peninsula of US land surrounded by Canada that requires two border crossings to reach.

That or move to a highly homogenous area far from the Zetas that would allow you to instantly detect newcomers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46828422)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:54 AM
Author: insecure shrine corn cake

Would you take an isolated area over the security of 9 extra guards?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46828439)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:57 AM
Author: Copper territorial elastic band

Easily, I could go very low key and not have to worry about getting popped getting groceries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46828447)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:00 AM
Author: milky big community account

Yes, this area is where the FBI locates witness protection members and there is high scrutiny towards new faces on the island, especially ones with ties to organized crime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46828452)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:04 AM
Author: Deep stage persian

The Northwest Angle in MN? Pretty sure you can boat there without incident. There has also been an ice road in recent years after the canuks went nuts over covid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46828466)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:17 AM
Author: insecure shrine corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46828486)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:20 AM
Author: milky big community account

Point Roberts in Washington.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46828490)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: Adventurous Preventive Strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46834375)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:42 AM
Author: Mewling national security agency pozpig

I can’t afford paying $20M for that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46828412)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:43 AM
Author: laughsome black woman

Can I negotiate? I would rather pay more like $500k for something like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46828414)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:55 AM
Author: aquamarine violent mediation

Can you still practice law in this hypo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46828441)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:00 AM
Author: insecure shrine corn cake

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46828451)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:07 AM
Author: anal associate headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46828470)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:00 PM
Author: Razzmatazz khaki famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46830512)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:08 PM
Author: Vigorous snowy lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46830557)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: Adventurous Preventive Strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46834376)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:01 PM
Author: Vigorous snowy lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46851815)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:58 PM
Author: Motley Meetinghouse Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46870845)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: Electric Translucent Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46873791)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#49894006)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:08 AM
Author: gibberish (?)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#49894008)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:53 PM
Author: insecure shrine corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46830484)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:58 PM
Author: seedy wonderful therapy

Zetas don't target people in the US except for exceptional circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46830504)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:21 PM
Author: insecure shrine corn cake

Yes, like Doobs allegedly talking shit about them online for years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46830613)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:59 PM
Author: Vigorous snowy lodge

I have basically not left my apartment for eight years so what's ten more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46830509)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:47 AM
Author: Marvelous background story nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46849830)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:00 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy tanning salon chad

But where do we get $20M to give doobs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46830515)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:09 PM
Author: hairraiser garrison

So I'd have to be poorer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46830562)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:18 PM
Author: insecure shrine corn cake

$20 million on top of whatever you currently make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46830594)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:23 PM
Author: lilac gas station mad-dog skullcap

No. You can hire competent hitmen of any background for top priority jobs, guys you would not see coming. I wouldn’t be able to go in public and would face a good chance of being sniped through a window. Security has to be vigilant 24-7 and hitmen can pick their spots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46830621)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 4:50 PM
Author: insecure shrine corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46834341)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:03 PM
Author: tripping silver patrolman

I think the only realistic way you have a shot is if you are in the military and can live on a high security military base in the US. They wouldn’t dare attack a military base and it would have hundreds of people constantly monitoring for threats and searching all visitors. Maybe they could have a guy get a job as a landscaper that the base contracts with and then just stab you or something though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46834369)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:18 PM
Author: Copper territorial elastic band

right now there are real people the zetas would like to kill that just ran away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46834436)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:18 PM
Author: insecure shrine corn cake

I think Doobs learned his lesson though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46834439)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:37 PM
Author: tripping silver patrolman

Yeah but the main point of the hypo is that you can’t run away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46834496)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:39 PM
Author: insecure shrine corn cake

10 guards is ridiculous security. Everyone would think you are famous anytime you are out on the town.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46834501)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:37 AM
Author: lilac gas station mad-dog skullcap

Would not work. A lot of people come and go from any base. Food delivery, cleaning, new recruits, etc. If you’re a priority for a group with huge funding they can hire a guy with very good skills or just keep sending guys they don’t care about extracting alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46849770)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:07 AM
Author: insecure shrine corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46848742)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:08 AM
Author: aphrodisiac karate love of her life

lol@ the notion of zetas even being able to get into Korea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46848745)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:15 AM
Author: insecure shrine corn cake

lol at the notion of you having a house gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46848767)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:37 AM
Author: aphrodisiac karate love of her life

lol u mad@ our 180 immigration system? america is mexico bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46848820)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:48 AM
Author: insecure shrine corn cake

You’re a poor retarded gook. You’re garbage. I met you back in the day when you had long hair. You are a fucking loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46848847)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:53 AM
Author: aphrodisiac karate love of her life

lol u sound pretty irate that zetas has no presence in korea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46848862)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:43 AM
Author: sexy fragrant puppy wagecucks

lol 😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46849805)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:06 PM
Author: Orchid 180 chapel

absolutely, especially if I can pick the guards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46851852)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:49 PM
Author: Boyish cruise ship

It would be 180 to have 10 army rangers as your personal body guards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46870793)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 9:07 PM
Author: Orchid 180 chapel

Yeah definitely just picking 10 CAG guys. I like my odds with that kind of PSD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46870886)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:51 PM
Author: insecure shrine corn cake

The guards are top notch, secret service/navy seal level guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46870801)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:10 PM
Author: mahogany duck-like national

I'd pay 20 million to have the U of South Carolina Delta Zetas hunt me down and kill me with sex.

EDIT: https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=709541404550847&set=pb.100064849802005.-2207520000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46851877)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 9:21 PM
Author: Comical Awkward Nursing Home

Ungh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46870952)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:39 PM
Author: mahogany duck-like national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46873717)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:26 PM
Author: insecure shrine corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46870692)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:30 PM
Author: white cowardly athletic conference juggernaut

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46870706)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:44 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Station Alpha

zetas are not renowned assassins or something. They kidnap targets on rural roads in mexico, or they spray bullets.

1. avoid every mexican, which is still not that hard unless you already live in CA or a border state. you have 20M reasons to be more racist, just literally speed away from any mexican. youre not working anymore, so you have no obligation to be anywhere you dont want to be

2. bulletproof car, vest, and windows to go with your 10 guards

these cats are not going to ninja into your bedroom at 3am. If they get you, it would be due to your carelessness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46873740)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:12 AM
Author: Aspiring young lawyer

Like, the CSUN Delta Zetas?

https://www.instagram.com/csundeltazeta/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#49894019)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: peeface

jfc they have everything from 1s to 10s on display there



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#49894111)