Disco did 3 jumps and I did 4 (I've done about 30 jumps total on this bridge now). He had zero fear. My wife came and jumped too (she is 180). My knees got wrecked on the hike but Disco handled it like a gangster. After I got home I iced my knees and took a cold shower. Still feeling that shit. Disco is coming to my firm brunch today. Really happy he came to visit. Was an amazing day!

We were also going to do shrooms last night but I was too tired and sore. Maybe today though!

Photos and Videos of Us All Jumping: https://imgur.com/a/GsbWy07

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5428006&forum_id=2#46937723)

no huge bounce when disco hit the bottom, like you used to see when people bungee jumped at fairs 20 years ago. i guess the tech has changed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5428006&forum_id=2#46937910)

https://imgur.com/a/SBvHJia

Sorry about your knee! Hope it feels better! You are the best friend, man, husband, father, employer, guru, poaster, restauranter, lawyer, real estate broker, driver, bungee jumper, and Jack of all trades that anyone could ask for! Had so much fun hanging out with you and your awesome team yesterday—they really are all like a family. From the 100+ texts I got when I turned on my phone at LAX all through the hike, I just had the best time. Like I told you, while we were up in the mountains and surrounded by wilderness just watching the solar eclipse, I would never jump off a bridge with any other lawyer I have met heretofore!

And yes! Your hair truly looks great!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5428006&forum_id=2#46937976)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5428006&forum_id=2#46937985)

His diffuse balding must be super apparent in direct sunlight

A bald fraud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5428006&forum_id=2#46938138)

CSLG gave away awesome prizes, including a 4-day Weekend cruise for 2 PLUS the Friday and Monday of that weekend off! His son also gave a hilarious speech to the whole room! Incredible!

And if you’re thinking it’s lame to go to a work thing on a weekend, CSLG is actually an incredible emcee and made sure that the pacing of the event was spot on so that it didn’t take up a ton of time and you could leave when you want to. Basically no hiccups. Everything went perfectly.

I have a lot in common with the staff of CSLG’s firm. I have bonded with them over bungee, meals, office visits, Firm brunches much more than the lawyers/staff of my own law firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5428006&forum_id=2#46939264)

such a 180 great boss and business!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5428006&forum_id=2#46939995)

He is my hero. This is the one person, the one single lawyer, I have ever met in my entire life that makes it seem like having a law business and growing it could be a worthwhile pursuit. Every other lawyer I have ever met has hated his life in some way—from my mentor who privately told me “I just do this shit for my family” to the alcoholic boss I once had who got shit face drunk everyday and let his cunt associate terrorize people until everyone left (he said nothing of import to me by the way), to the banality of evil two-faced drones I have known in immeasurable number—CSLG keeps the trains running on time and everyone’s pretty damn happy while doing it. It’s fucking amazing. He should be a case study at every mba program in the country. YouTubers should be beating down his door because he is that remarkable. He has made one of the hardest, most stressful, and least rewarding professions seem worth it again.

CSLG = MLGA (Make Law Great Again)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5428006&forum_id=2#46939717)

By Robin Turner 25 FEB 2005

AN EXPERT has warned that bungee jump safety may be fatally flawed.

Evidence from an inquest into the horrific death of a 22-year-old Welsh student at a charity jump raises safety concerns for jumpers across the UK.

Chris Thomas, a 20-stone photographic technician from Llanelli, plunged to his death after leaping from a 180ft crane in the car park of a pub in Swansea.

The appalling accident at the Old Barn Inn in Pontlassau, Morriston, was witnessed by onlookers at a family fun day including Chris's girlfriend Helen Perkins, 23, and his parents David and Yvonne Thomas who were filming the jump.

An inquest in Swansea heard yesterday that Chris, who lived with Helen in Canton, Cardiff, weighed 132kg, or 20st 10lb. But an expert investigation discovered that the rope holding him had a maximum load weight of just 90kg, and should not have safely held more than 70kg.

The inquest heard that Chris would have been speeding to the ground at more than 31mph when the bungee rope was at full stretch. Normally it should have slowed him down to a stop by then. As a result, his feet slipped through the straps buckled around his ankles and a weaker secondary harness failed. He died seven hours later from loss of blood.

Despite the death, the company which was running the jump - Freefall Bungee Wales - was found to have done nothing wrong because it was operating inside laid-down guidelines.

David Jones, a consultant forensic engineer at Cambridge University, said the accident was "inevitable" and warned it could easily happen again. He said thousands of people who had completed bungee jumps across the UK had probably been very close to death but had not known it.

He carried out an expert investi-gation for the South Wales Police and Swansea County Council and said that current safety guidelines were insufficient.

He warned that, astonishingly, operators of bungee jump attractions did not know the weight capacity of the rope they used and there is no legal requirement obliging them to find out.

He stressed his inquiry only touched on the operation of equipment used in Swansea and he is unaware of how widespread that equipment is. But he was so concerned by his findings that he carried out extra investigations of his own highlighting safety shortcomings which he has since passed on to the Health and Safety Executive.

Dr Jones said, "It could well be that over a period of time jump after jump had just under margin of failure without knowing it."

Asked at the inquest if such a tragedy could happen again, he said, "There is an extremely high risk of a fatality happening."

He added that he hoped that an energy-based analysis to test bungee rope would be carried out by the Health and Safety Executive and would form the basis of a new more stringent safety code.

Freefall Bungee Wales' joint company owner Robert Ray, the jump master on the day, said he had made visual checks of the ropes and harness as he was ascending in a cage from which Mr Thomas was to jump, with him.

He said he had made hundreds of jumps himself but had stopped since the accident.

Mr Ray also said he was unaware of industry advice not to use bungee jump ropes for any more than two years. But the ropes in question were not two years old.

Swansea coroner Phillip Rogers recorded a verdict of accidental death.

He said he took the unusual step of invoking Rule 43 of the Coroners' Rules giving him the power to bring the details of the death to the Health and Safety Executive's immediate attention.

After the inquest the victim's father backed the expert in his view that bungee jump safety should be radically improved.

"We have lost a wonderful son we dearly loved," said Mr Thomas, a former Dyfed-Powys Police officer, now a civilian investigator with the force.

"The guidelines for bungee jumping are ridiculous and need to be reviewed and developed," he said.

"We wholly endorse the coroner in using his powers to get a review of the bungee jumping safety regulations in the UK."

It emerged yesterday that since the tragedy, bungee jumping has been effectively banned in Swansea with injunctions being sought against those trying to organise jump events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5428006&forum_id=2#46939908)

CSLG did 4.

I did 3.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5428006&forum_id=2#46940018)