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180 xo shtick: VASTLY overestimating physical superiority of pro athletes

like when somebody poasts a hypo polling xo poasters if they...
Indigo charismatic point
  01/14/24
are you saying that guys at your highschool benched 500 all ...
Trip Cruel-hearted Gaping Dilemma
  01/14/24
There’s no need to exaggerate, or create a strawman po...
Umber field yarmulke
  01/14/24
this is what i’m talking about. tyft.
Indigo charismatic point
  01/14/24
“If the nations best D lineman were just motivated eno...
Umber field yarmulke
  01/14/24
To be fair, I think the problem is that you're talking to...
Exhilarant spot
  01/14/24
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aggressive razzle-dazzle pit
  01/16/24
“If the nations best D lineman were just motivated eno...
Indigo charismatic point
  01/15/24
lol
Curious forum
  01/15/24
"But no, a typical poster could not routinely break out...
marvelous fishy boiling water
  01/15/24
mfcr. these poasters’ total disconnect from common sen...
Indigo charismatic point
  01/15/24
flame got too obvious with this post. but nice job otherwis...
laughsome black wagecucks
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Curious forum
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aggressive razzle-dazzle pit
  01/16/24
Cr maybe two poasters, tops, could score a triple double in ...
Useless property
  01/15/24
earl is a given, obviously, and id bet there are actually a ...
Infuriating Locus Persian
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Curious forum
  01/15/24
yeah, i think two is definitely the upper limit for that ach...
Indigo charismatic point
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Charcoal Kitchen Travel Guidebook
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aggressive razzle-dazzle pit
  01/16/24
Most NBA players can’t score 10 points in an NBA game
Irate round eye national
  01/16/24
oh wow is that true? then i guess say the hypo was six point...
Indigo charismatic point
  01/16/24
not really a “sports guy.”
frisky boyish mexican
  01/17/24
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Indigo charismatic point
  01/21/25
(Guy who played a little college ball)
chest-beating selfie
  01/15/24
idk there was one poaster whose wife's favorite ex played in...
bull headed light gay wizard double fault
  01/15/24
"favorite ex" JM even your mundane poasts contain...
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frisky boyish mexican
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aggressive razzle-dazzle pit
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heady ocher really tough guy
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Vermilion know-it-all theater international law enforcement agency
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Indigo charismatic point
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aggressive razzle-dazzle pit
  01/16/24
oh man. i love it here
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Infuriating Locus Persian
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green sexy crackhouse prole
  01/16/24
twist: the phrasing of this sentence leaves room for the pos...
marvelous fishy boiling water
  01/17/24
i was actually heavily recruited to play d1 ball but i wante...
aggressive razzle-dazzle pit
  01/16/24
Kendall Hinton is a wr who was forced into playing qb for De...
odious claret set
  01/16/24
Terrible example. the QB position is all about mental proces...
bull headed light gay wizard double fault
  01/16/24
maybe so, maybe so
soul-stirring rehab philosopher-king
  01/16/24
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Indigo charismatic point
  01/17/24
JM is the barristan selmy of poasting
aggressive razzle-dazzle pit
  01/17/24
either this is flame or you are a fucking retard.
odious claret set
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Indigo charismatic point
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bull headed light gay wizard double fault
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physical computer
  05/01/25
Don't a bunch of xo posters say they could go pro if they co...
out-of-control resort immigrant
  01/16/24
At my peak I could have played on a lower table EPL team.
green sexy crackhouse prole
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Indigo charismatic point
  08/27/24
I played against a qb in hs who ended being an NFL pro bowle...
Traditional Latin ass
  05/01/25
It’s really fucking weird. I always use bartolo colon...
the walter white of this generation (walt jr.)
  05/01/25


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Date: January 14th, 2024 10:18 PM
Author: Indigo charismatic point

like when somebody poasts a hypo polling xo poasters if they could perform a (usually fairly mundane) feat of athleticism at the professional level. without fail a dozen poasters will say something like “wtf no i would be killed even attempting it!” cracks me up every time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47288171)



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Date: January 14th, 2024 10:23 PM
Author: Trip Cruel-hearted Gaping Dilemma

are you saying that guys at your highschool benched 500 all the time and it was no big deal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47288183)



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Date: January 14th, 2024 10:24 PM
Author: Umber field yarmulke

There’s no need to exaggerate, or create a strawman poaster who thinks an NFL D lineman is a god.

But no, a typical poster could not routinely break out of his tackle anymore than the lineman could repeatedly score well on a fair iq test, no matter the motivation.

There are natural limits. If you could suffice as an NFL running back, high odds you would be doing that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47288184)



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Date: January 14th, 2024 10:28 PM
Author: Indigo charismatic point

this is what i’m talking about. tyft.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47288200)



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Date: January 14th, 2024 10:34 PM
Author: Umber field yarmulke

“If the nations best D lineman were just motivated enough, he could ace a mental test.”

lol

If you’ve ever played sports you know well the funnel. Those that emerge from youth > HS > college > pro sports as excellent aren’t merely better motivated. They’d beat you, badly

Nature has limited your ability

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47288221)



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Date: January 14th, 2024 10:44 PM
Author: Exhilarant spot

To be fair,

I think the problem is that you're talking to a guy who couldn't ace either a physical test or a mental test, if you get my drift

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47288253)



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Date: January 16th, 2024 11:08 AM
Author: aggressive razzle-dazzle pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47293842)



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Date: January 15th, 2024 2:28 AM
Author: Indigo charismatic point

“If the nations best D lineman were just motivated enough, he could ace a mental test.”

lol at this sophistry. this might be a fair comparison if the hypos were for things like “could xo’s best lawyer win the deacon jones award?” instead they’re targeted to the *average* xo poaster about athletic achievements that typically aren’t notable enough to earn a spot on a roster. just the fact that someone is posing the hypos should be proof that they’re open questions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47288745)



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Date: January 15th, 2024 10:10 AM
Author: Curious forum

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47289180)



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Date: January 15th, 2024 2:13 AM
Author: marvelous fishy boiling water

"But no, a typical poster could not routinely break out of his tackle..."

It's not a strawman, as shown by the heavy lifting "routinely" does in this clause. A hypo gets posted and the thread is swarmed by unathletic nerds insisting that the physical task is an impossibility, that even if given 1000 tries, the tackle cannot be broken. Then even more pile on and insist that the task is genetically impossible, that even with years rigorous training, the tackle could never be broken.

If these poasters would just concede reasonable positions...that yes, the average poaster is not going to consistently break tackles, but can probably do so 25% of the time and eke out an average of 2 yards per carry (not good enough to make a roster, but respectable for a layman), these threads would not reach three-figure poast counts. Years ago there was a thread where many, many xoxoers were insistent that it would be impossible for a poaster to hit an open three in an NBA game...that the shot would be magically blocked from 10 feet away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47288730)



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Date: January 15th, 2024 2:19 AM
Author: Indigo charismatic point

mfcr. these poasters’ total disconnect from common sense is what makes this genre so funny. it’s not like the hypos are “break the mlb single season home run record” or “score a triple double in ten straight nba games.” honestly i would be surprised if more than one or two active xo poasters could do either of those. but “bat .225 over an mlb season” or “score 10 points in an nba game”? what kind of total loser wouldn’t bet on themselves for those?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47288735)



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Date: January 15th, 2024 5:25 AM
Author: laughsome black wagecucks

flame got too obvious with this post. but nice job otherwise

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47288837)



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Date: January 15th, 2024 10:11 AM
Author: Curious forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47289187)



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Date: January 16th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: aggressive razzle-dazzle pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47293847)



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Date: January 15th, 2024 9:24 AM
Author: Useless property

Cr maybe two poasters, tops, could score a triple double in 10 straight NBA games

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47289066)



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Date: January 15th, 2024 9:29 AM
Author: Infuriating Locus Persian

earl is a given, obviously, and id bet there are actually a dozen or more poasters besides who could pull that off in regulation nguyen basketball association games

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47289082)



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Date: January 15th, 2024 10:10 AM
Author: Curious forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47289183)



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Date: January 15th, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: Indigo charismatic point

yeah, i think two is definitely the upper limit for that achievement, and it’s possible there aren’t even that many. i was worried at first i was being too conservative re: the hr record but the more i think about it the more i believe the odds are no more than two could do that either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47289959)



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Date: January 15th, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: Charcoal Kitchen Travel Guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47289960)



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Date: January 16th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: aggressive razzle-dazzle pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47293848)



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Date: January 16th, 2024 11:04 AM
Author: Irate round eye national

Most NBA players can’t score 10 points in an NBA game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47293827)



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Date: January 16th, 2024 11:11 PM
Author: Indigo charismatic point

oh wow is that true? then i guess say the hypo was six points in a game or something. idk i’m not really a “sports guy.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47297086)



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Date: January 17th, 2024 1:43 PM
Author: frisky boyish mexican

not really a “sports guy.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47298697)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 10:58 AM
Author: Indigo charismatic point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#48573399)



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Date: January 15th, 2024 2:20 AM
Author: chest-beating selfie

(Guy who played a little college ball)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47288737)



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Date: January 15th, 2024 9:35 AM
Author: bull headed light gay wizard double fault

idk there was one poaster whose wife's favorite ex played in AAA and he struck him out in three straight pitches

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47289094)



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Date: January 15th, 2024 10:02 AM
Author: flirting hospital milk

"favorite ex"

JM even your mundane poasts contain eternal XO gems, you have truly exceeded us.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47289158)



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Date: January 16th, 2024 11:10 AM
Author: frisky boyish mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47293861)



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Date: January 16th, 2024 11:19 AM
Author: aggressive razzle-dazzle pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47293915)



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Date: January 15th, 2024 10:04 AM
Author: heady ocher really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47289168)



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Date: January 15th, 2024 1:52 PM
Author: Vermilion know-it-all theater international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47289978)



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Date: January 15th, 2024 7:58 PM
Author: Indigo charismatic point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47291210)



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Date: January 16th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: aggressive razzle-dazzle pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47293854)



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Date: January 16th, 2024 11:27 AM
Author: Pink Deranged Becky Incel

oh man. i love it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47293953)



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Date: January 16th, 2024 9:03 PM
Author: Infuriating Locus Persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47296529)



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Date: January 16th, 2024 11:49 PM
Author: green sexy crackhouse prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47297177)



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Date: January 17th, 2024 9:44 PM
Author: marvelous fishy boiling water

twist: the phrasing of this sentence leaves room for the possibility that the poaster (probably a pumo) is the one who struck out the favorite ex

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47300531)



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Date: January 16th, 2024 11:10 AM
Author: aggressive razzle-dazzle pit

i was actually heavily recruited to play d1 ball but i wanted to avoid cte so i could do scholarship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47293860)



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Date: January 16th, 2024 12:16 PM
Author: odious claret set

Kendall Hinton is a wr who was forced into playing qb for Denver during a covid game. his stats:

rushed twice for 7 yards and completed just one of nine passes for 13 yards with one sack in Denver’s 31-3 loss.

while in high school Kendall was an all state qb with scholarship offers from power five schools. and yet even he struggled to complete an nfl pass.

now please tell me again how some pumo who never even played high school sports is doing anything in the nfl besides getting zherself hurt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47294170)



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Date: January 16th, 2024 1:07 PM
Author: bull headed light gay wizard double fault

Terrible example. the QB position is all about mental processing, where xoers (high IQ) would obviously excel.

maybe we'd struggle as edge rushers or punt returners but that example is where we'd shine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47294443)



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Date: January 16th, 2024 11:37 PM
Author: soul-stirring rehab philosopher-king

maybe so, maybe so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47297151)



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Date: January 17th, 2024 2:33 AM
Author: Indigo charismatic point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47297406)



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Date: January 17th, 2024 6:14 AM
Author: aggressive razzle-dazzle pit

JM is the barristan selmy of poasting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47297504)



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Date: January 17th, 2024 1:39 PM
Author: odious claret set

either this is flame or you are a fucking retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47298679)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:32 AM
Author: Indigo charismatic point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47621020)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:36 AM
Author: bull headed light gay wizard double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47621039)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 6:29 PM
Author: physical computer



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#48897275)



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Date: January 16th, 2024 11:38 PM
Author: out-of-control resort immigrant

Don't a bunch of xo posters say they could go pro if they could get a year off from being a lolyer and shit. Am I just imagining all those stupid hypo threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47297153)



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Date: January 16th, 2024 11:50 PM
Author: green sexy crackhouse prole

At my peak I could have played on a lower table EPL team.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47297178)



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Date: July 31st, 2024 4:08 PM
Author: Indigo charismatic point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47914343)



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Date: August 27th, 2024 3:54 PM
Author: Indigo charismatic point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#48014986)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Traditional Latin ass

I played against a qb in hs who ended being an NFL pro bowler. He was just a dude. If our corners weren't such pussies we could have won. I hit him numerous times after the whistle and he cried to the ref

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#48897282)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 6:44 PM
Author: the walter white of this generation (walt jr.)

It’s really fucking weird. I always use bartolo colon as my baseline example for hitting hypos (since he’s a morbidly super-obese slob who swings with his eyes closed, and often twists his body full-circle causing his batting helmet to pop upwards off his fat head, or popping his belt and allowing his enormous gut to giggle freely in a comedic spectacle delighting fans in a manner not seen since the banning of Dwarves in MLB), and without fail you’ll have xoers coming in and insisting that, no, despite what your eyes tell you, bartolo is an Elite Hitter whose raw athleticism you cannot hope to match.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#48897298)