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When I first started jerking off I used Dawn dish soap as lube

when I first started jacking off I didn't know what to use f...
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TT did this with tiki masala sauce.
Startled confused hissy fit
  02/26/24
I'm afraid the STD would be real in that case
Comical yarmulke
  02/26/24
erection when I smell Dawn tp
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I was 11 and retarded
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  02/27/24
even body wash or shampoo burns the shit out of your dickhol...
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For some reason it doesn't bother me. It's also hard for me ...
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I used shampoo that made my dick get the icy-hot feeling you...
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I remember using shampoo or maybe it was antibacterial soap ...
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  02/27/24
why didn't our parents try to stop us
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  02/27/24
lol i used soap at first too. swelled up like crazy and the ...
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  02/27/24
You're supposed to use it on ducks, not dicks
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Date: February 26th, 2024 12:36 PM
Author: misunderstood cheese-eating patrolman casino

when I first started jacking off I didn't know what to use for lube so I went around my house and found Dawn dish soap and used that to jerk off for a week. after a week all the skin on my dick and balls shriveled up and died like a sunburn. I thought I got an STD from jerking off or it was God punishing me. To this day I get an erection when I smell Dawn.

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Date: February 26th, 2024 1:11 PM
Author: Startled confused hissy fit

TT did this with tiki masala sauce.

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Date: February 26th, 2024 1:14 PM
Author: Comical yarmulke

I'm afraid the STD would be real in that case

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Date: February 26th, 2024 1:18 PM
Author: sick well-lubricated halford

erection when I smell Dawn tp

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Date: February 26th, 2024 1:22 PM
Author: charismatic native



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Date: February 26th, 2024 1:23 PM
Author: Swashbuckling parlor community account

Your military service makes more sense now

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Date: February 26th, 2024 1:23 PM
Author: Supple Tripping Principal's Office

that seems like a terrible idea

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Date: February 27th, 2024 12:58 AM
Author: misunderstood cheese-eating patrolman casino

I was 11 and retarded

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Date: February 27th, 2024 1:39 AM
Author: Supple Tripping Principal's Office

even body wash or shampoo burns the shit out of your dickhole after you bust a nut if you're in the shower and too lazy to get anything else. I can't imagine what fucking dish soap feels like.

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Date: February 27th, 2024 10:09 AM
Author: misunderstood cheese-eating patrolman casino

For some reason it doesn't bother me. It's also hard for me to cum. Maybe my dick just lacks sensitivity.

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Date: February 27th, 2024 1:24 AM
Author: Wonderful stubborn dog poop

I used shampoo that made my dick get the icy-hot feeling you get when you eat a mint

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Date: February 27th, 2024 1:36 AM
Author: vivacious church building

I remember using shampoo or maybe it was antibacterial soap and some got into my dickhole and it was excruciatingly painful

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Date: February 27th, 2024 9:24 AM
Author: Wonderful stubborn dog poop

why didn't our parents try to stop us

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Date: February 27th, 2024 10:31 AM
Author: ruby glittery party of the first part

lol i used soap at first too. swelled up like crazy and the skin on about half my shaft has never fully recovered.

might have something to do with you never being able to cum from sex. i had issues with that for a long time too

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Date: February 27th, 2024 10:41 AM
Author: Soul-stirring laser beams brunch

You're supposed to use it on ducks, not dicks

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