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Shit! Drug test for in house role

Anyone ever see this? Verbally accepted offer. No expectat...
Cracking step-uncle's house
  02/26/24
just use the fake piss stuff
Ebony immigrant
  02/26/24
elaine, I'm afraid you can't come with me to fuck jet-black ...
emerald 180 degenerate
  02/26/24
do they let you pick your own testing place? If so it is tr...
Saffron shitlib rehab
  02/26/24
I don’t know yet. Supposedly I’ll get further i...
Cracking step-uncle's house
  02/26/24
yep, know numerous people who have had no problem with it
Saffron shitlib rehab
  02/26/24
Go to head shop, buy fake piss. Follow instruction. Profit
Onyx well-lubricated bawdyhouse
  02/26/24
“head shops” still exist?
mahogany dilemma roommate
  02/26/24
they're called vape shops now
Ebony immigrant
  02/26/24
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hilarious point dragon
  02/27/24
You deserve this for being a degenerate junkie
Razzle-dazzle Scarlet Locale
  02/26/24
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Turquoise Trump Supporter Menage
  02/26/24
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Vermilion Cocky Place Of Business Pit
  02/27/24
Why not just commit and stop trying to have a job like some ...
disgusting odious juggernaut
  02/26/24
yeah. i actually got drug tested for my first inhouse role....
Frozen french chef heaven
  02/26/24
Upscale restaurants in most major cities sell THC seltzer no...
bateful chocolate community account gunner
  02/26/24
i thought it was stupid they even had drug testing and the f...
Frozen french chef heaven
  02/26/24
180
Onyx well-lubricated bawdyhouse
  02/26/24
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bateful chocolate community account gunner
  02/26/24
Thanks for giving me hope
Cracking step-uncle's house
  02/26/24
so you took the drug test and failed it for weed and they st...
Vivacious Partner
  02/26/24
No it was all an elaborate sting operation and now he’...
Vigorous indigo corner double fault
  02/27/24
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Vivacious Partner
  02/27/24
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electric drab field pozpig
  02/26/24
Yes I am hoping it is the case they don't care about weed (n...
Cracking step-uncle's house
  02/26/24
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electric drab field pozpig
  02/26/24
That's what I would be hoping (as Plan B), nonetheless Plan ...
Cracking step-uncle's house
  02/27/24
is it a normal company that actually does stuff like caterpi...
honey-headed cruise ship
  02/26/24
Cq
Aggressive friendly grandma nursing home
  02/27/24
Don't want to out, but industry is under broad umbrella of M...
Cracking step-uncle's house
  02/27/24
All in house jobs I'm aware of require a piss test. Even sta...
Curious cuckold therapy
  02/26/24
lulsy One start up i worked at we got to smoke with Snoo...
umber nighttime business firm giraffe
  02/27/24
WOW! I thought they tested ur urine not ur shit.
misunderstood office prole
  02/26/24
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Onyx well-lubricated bawdyhouse
  02/27/24
LMAO what is this shit. Are you working for an insurance com...
umber nighttime business firm giraffe
  02/27/24
Broadly, industry is one of Med/Pharma/LifeSciences.
Cracking step-uncle's house
  02/27/24
is this govt related?
hilarious point dragon
  02/27/24
Not explicitly, but I think the company is likely some gover...
Cracking step-uncle's house
  02/27/24
WTF? You’re no longer an officer of the court when you...
demanding contagious dingle berry
  02/27/24
Yes this is common. I had ample time between my first inter...
brindle box office
  02/27/24


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Date: February 26th, 2024 4:55 PM
Author: Cracking step-uncle's house

Anyone ever see this? Verbally accepted offer. No expectation they would drug test - I only take Delta 8 edibles but I am now reading they show up the fucking same on a drug test as actual THC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5496215&forum_id=2#47441053)



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Date: February 26th, 2024 4:55 PM
Author: Ebony immigrant

just use the fake piss stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5496215&forum_id=2#47441054)



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Date: February 26th, 2024 5:11 PM
Author: emerald 180 degenerate

elaine, I'm afraid you can't come with me to fuck jet-black jungle niggers in the congo. you have the metabolism of a 67yo woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5496215&forum_id=2#47441123)



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Date: February 26th, 2024 4:56 PM
Author: Saffron shitlib rehab

do they let you pick your own testing place? If so it is trivially easy to use the fake piss

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5496215&forum_id=2#47441057)



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Date: February 26th, 2024 4:57 PM
Author: Cracking step-uncle's house

I don’t know yet. Supposedly I’ll get further instructions when jumping through a few other background check hoops. The fake piss stuff actually works?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5496215&forum_id=2#47441061)



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Date: February 26th, 2024 5:08 PM
Author: Saffron shitlib rehab

yep, know numerous people who have had no problem with it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5496215&forum_id=2#47441105)



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Date: February 26th, 2024 4:57 PM
Author: Onyx well-lubricated bawdyhouse

Go to head shop, buy fake piss. Follow instruction. Profit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5496215&forum_id=2#47441060)



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Date: February 26th, 2024 5:00 PM
Author: mahogany dilemma roommate

“head shops” still exist?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5496215&forum_id=2#47441073)



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Date: February 26th, 2024 5:02 PM
Author: Ebony immigrant

they're called vape shops now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5496215&forum_id=2#47441080)



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Date: February 27th, 2024 5:43 AM
Author: hilarious point dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5496215&forum_id=2#47442714)



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Date: February 26th, 2024 4:58 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Scarlet Locale

You deserve this for being a degenerate junkie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5496215&forum_id=2#47441064)



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Date: February 26th, 2024 9:48 PM
Author: Turquoise Trump Supporter Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5496215&forum_id=2#47442018)



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Date: February 27th, 2024 7:55 AM
Author: Vermilion Cocky Place Of Business Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5496215&forum_id=2#47442806)



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Date: February 26th, 2024 5:01 PM
Author: disgusting odious juggernaut

Why not just commit and stop trying to have a job like some poser, man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5496215&forum_id=2#47441075)



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Date: February 26th, 2024 6:20 PM
Author: Frozen french chef heaven

yeah. i actually got drug tested for my first inhouse role. they drug tested everybody because the business involved machinery use, safety, etc. i called them up and said "what the fuck?" the cfo called me back and said "what, do you smoke weed? don't worry about that, we don't give a fuck about weed. i smoke weed every day."

not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5496215&forum_id=2#47441372)



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Date: February 26th, 2024 6:22 PM
Author: bateful chocolate community account gunner

Upscale restaurants in most major cities sell THC seltzer now. Seems crazy they would ding you for this in-house, only fed jobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5496215&forum_id=2#47441379)



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Date: February 26th, 2024 6:33 PM
Author: Frozen french chef heaven

i thought it was stupid they even had drug testing and the first thing i did when i got the job was direct hr not to require it anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5496215&forum_id=2#47441402)



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Date: February 26th, 2024 7:10 PM
Author: Onyx well-lubricated bawdyhouse

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5496215&forum_id=2#47441562)



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Date: February 26th, 2024 7:27 PM
Author: bateful chocolate community account gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5496215&forum_id=2#47441594)



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Date: February 26th, 2024 7:51 PM
Author: Cracking step-uncle's house

Thanks for giving me hope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5496215&forum_id=2#47441665)



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Date: February 26th, 2024 9:20 PM
Author: Vivacious Partner

so you took the drug test and failed it for weed and they still hired you? and now you chill with the cfo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5496215&forum_id=2#47441934)



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Date: February 27th, 2024 8:39 AM
Author: Vigorous indigo corner double fault

No it was all an elaborate sting operation and now he’s in jail

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5496215&forum_id=2#47442884)



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Date: February 27th, 2024 3:24 PM
Author: Vivacious Partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5496215&forum_id=2#47444448)



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Date: February 26th, 2024 8:27 PM
Author: electric drab field pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5496215&forum_id=2#47441770)



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Date: February 26th, 2024 9:00 PM
Author: Cracking step-uncle's house

Yes I am hoping it is the case they don't care about weed (not that I even smoked or ate any) or have some ridiculous high benchmark for it. It wouldn't even cross my mind that normal corps test white collar roles for this, but there's probably some gov contractor requirement involved with this one. The whole thing is however really messing up my timing on resignation at old place vs. joining new one. I'm cutting it close to give proper notice (don't want to burn bridges) but don't want to give notice too soon before I get an all clear on the drug test (assuming I will even be able to find out ever whether I "passed").

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5496215&forum_id=2#47441867)



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Date: February 26th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: electric drab field pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5496215&forum_id=2#47442006)



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Date: February 27th, 2024 6:58 AM
Author: Cracking step-uncle's house

That's what I would be hoping (as Plan B), nonetheless Plan A will now be using fake pee or my girlfriend's pee, unless I am testing in the clear near the test date on these at home tests I just got

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5496215&forum_id=2#47442748)



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Date: February 26th, 2024 9:48 PM
Author: honey-headed cruise ship

is it a normal company that actually does stuff like caterpillar or some bs made up fintech company?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5496215&forum_id=2#47442015)



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Date: February 27th, 2024 3:38 AM
Author: Aggressive friendly grandma nursing home

Cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5496215&forum_id=2#47442589)



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Date: February 27th, 2024 6:57 AM
Author: Cracking step-uncle's house

Don't want to out, but industry is under broad umbrella of Med/Pharma/LifeSciences/Therapateutics/etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5496215&forum_id=2#47442747)



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Date: February 26th, 2024 10:24 PM
Author: Curious cuckold therapy

All in house jobs I'm aware of require a piss test. Even startups.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5496215&forum_id=2#47442108)



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Date: February 27th, 2024 4:09 AM
Author: umber nighttime business firm giraffe

lulsy

One start up i worked at we got to smoke with Snoop Dog. He's the nicest dude. All the execs left the boardroom absolutely lit. Was in a converted hanger space turned into techboom offices. The boom years were fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5496215&forum_id=2#47442627)



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Date: February 26th, 2024 10:26 PM
Author: misunderstood office prole

WOW! I thought they tested ur urine not ur shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5496215&forum_id=2#47442120)



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Date: February 27th, 2024 5:33 AM
Author: Onyx well-lubricated bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5496215&forum_id=2#47442707)



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Date: February 27th, 2024 4:04 AM
Author: umber nighttime business firm giraffe

LMAO what is this shit. Are you working for an insurance company or something?

Have never heard of this actually happening in-house.

If they enforced this, 25% of lawyers would auto-ding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5496215&forum_id=2#47442623)



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Date: February 27th, 2024 6:54 AM
Author: Cracking step-uncle's house

Broadly, industry is one of Med/Pharma/LifeSciences.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5496215&forum_id=2#47442745)



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Date: February 27th, 2024 5:43 AM
Author: hilarious point dragon

is this govt related?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5496215&forum_id=2#47442715)



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Date: February 27th, 2024 6:55 AM
Author: Cracking step-uncle's house

Not explicitly, but I think the company is likely some government contractor (or subcontractor down the line) in some minor way, but enough to be covered by whatever drug-free workplace policies there are imposed on gov contractors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5496215&forum_id=2#47442746)



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Date: February 27th, 2024 6:33 AM
Author: demanding contagious dingle berry

WTF? You’re no longer an officer of the court when you cut your wings and go in house so this is uncalled for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5496215&forum_id=2#47442727)



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Date: February 27th, 2024 8:57 AM
Author: brindle box office

Yes this is common. I had ample time between my first interview and my test and just went cold turkey and passed.

You can buy tests at CVS/Walgreens and see if you pass. Make sure when you take your actual test that it isn’t your first piss of the day. Also the beginning and end of your urine stream has the most “contaminates” in it, so only middle of the stream goes into the cup.

If you’re not a heavy user and in different shape, you should be pissing clean in a week, two max.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5496215&forum_id=2#47442915)