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Shit! Drug test for in house role

Anyone ever see this? Verbally accepted offer. No expectat...
shimmering wonderful box office dysfunction
  02/26/24
just use the fake piss stuff
Henna Meetinghouse Liquid Oxygen
  02/26/24
elaine, I'm afraid you can't come with me to fuck jet-black ...
razzle church building really tough guy
  02/26/24
do they let you pick your own testing place? If so it is tr...
Contagious snowy theater
  02/26/24
I don’t know yet. Supposedly I’ll get further i...
shimmering wonderful box office dysfunction
  02/26/24
yep, know numerous people who have had no problem with it
Contagious snowy theater
  02/26/24
Go to head shop, buy fake piss. Follow instruction. Profit
180 Market Electric Furnace
  02/26/24
“head shops” still exist?
High-end Avocado Address Pozpig
  02/26/24
they're called vape shops now
Henna Meetinghouse Liquid Oxygen
  02/26/24
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sienna kink-friendly brethren
  02/27/24
You deserve this for being a degenerate junkie
Provocative beta elastic band
  02/26/24
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Bright aphrodisiac sanctuary useless brakes
  02/26/24
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lavender library ladyboy
  02/27/24
Why not just commit and stop trying to have a job like some ...
adulterous filthy keepsake machete
  02/26/24
yeah. i actually got drug tested for my first inhouse role....
Soul-stirring forum boiling water
  02/26/24
Upscale restaurants in most major cities sell THC seltzer no...
Chartreuse mind-boggling corn cake death wish
  02/26/24
i thought it was stupid they even had drug testing and the f...
Soul-stirring forum boiling water
  02/26/24
180
180 Market Electric Furnace
  02/26/24
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Chartreuse mind-boggling corn cake death wish
  02/26/24
Thanks for giving me hope
shimmering wonderful box office dysfunction
  02/26/24
so you took the drug test and failed it for weed and they st...
Electric Psychic Kitchen
  02/26/24
No it was all an elaborate sting operation and now he’...
Gay heaven
  02/27/24
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Electric Psychic Kitchen
  02/27/24
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razzle-dazzle codepig
  02/26/24
Yes I am hoping it is the case they don't care about weed (n...
shimmering wonderful box office dysfunction
  02/26/24
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razzle-dazzle codepig
  02/26/24
That's what I would be hoping (as Plan B), nonetheless Plan ...
shimmering wonderful box office dysfunction
  02/27/24
is it a normal company that actually does stuff like caterpi...
flatulent citrine mediation new version
  02/26/24
Cq
Hilarious arousing principal's office
  02/27/24
Don't want to out, but industry is under broad umbrella of M...
shimmering wonderful box office dysfunction
  02/27/24
All in house jobs I'm aware of require a piss test. Even sta...
Balding dull menage telephone
  02/26/24
lulsy One start up i worked at we got to smoke with Snoo...
Mustard candlestick maker
  02/27/24
WOW! I thought they tested ur urine not ur shit.
hairraiser fear-inspiring rigor
  02/26/24
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180 Market Electric Furnace
  02/27/24
LMAO what is this shit. Are you working for an insurance com...
Mustard candlestick maker
  02/27/24
Broadly, industry is one of Med/Pharma/LifeSciences.
shimmering wonderful box office dysfunction
  02/27/24
is this govt related?
sienna kink-friendly brethren
  02/27/24
Not explicitly, but I think the company is likely some gover...
shimmering wonderful box office dysfunction
  02/27/24
WTF? You’re no longer an officer of the court when you...
talented affirmative action halford
  02/27/24
Yes this is common. I had ample time between my first inter...
Fighting crackhouse
  02/27/24


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Date: February 26th, 2024 4:55 PM
Author: shimmering wonderful box office dysfunction

Anyone ever see this? Verbally accepted offer. No expectation they would drug test - I only take Delta 8 edibles but I am now reading they show up the fucking same on a drug test as actual THC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5496215&forum_id=2#47441053)



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Date: February 26th, 2024 4:55 PM
Author: Henna Meetinghouse Liquid Oxygen

just use the fake piss stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5496215&forum_id=2#47441054)



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Date: February 26th, 2024 5:11 PM
Author: razzle church building really tough guy

elaine, I'm afraid you can't come with me to fuck jet-black jungle niggers in the congo. you have the metabolism of a 67yo woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5496215&forum_id=2#47441123)



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Date: February 26th, 2024 4:56 PM
Author: Contagious snowy theater

do they let you pick your own testing place? If so it is trivially easy to use the fake piss

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5496215&forum_id=2#47441057)



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Date: February 26th, 2024 4:57 PM
Author: shimmering wonderful box office dysfunction

I don’t know yet. Supposedly I’ll get further instructions when jumping through a few other background check hoops. The fake piss stuff actually works?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5496215&forum_id=2#47441061)



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Date: February 26th, 2024 5:08 PM
Author: Contagious snowy theater

yep, know numerous people who have had no problem with it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5496215&forum_id=2#47441105)



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Date: February 26th, 2024 4:57 PM
Author: 180 Market Electric Furnace

Go to head shop, buy fake piss. Follow instruction. Profit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5496215&forum_id=2#47441060)



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Date: February 26th, 2024 5:00 PM
Author: High-end Avocado Address Pozpig

“head shops” still exist?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5496215&forum_id=2#47441073)



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Date: February 26th, 2024 5:02 PM
Author: Henna Meetinghouse Liquid Oxygen

they're called vape shops now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5496215&forum_id=2#47441080)



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Date: February 27th, 2024 5:43 AM
Author: sienna kink-friendly brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5496215&forum_id=2#47442714)



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Date: February 26th, 2024 4:58 PM
Author: Provocative beta elastic band

You deserve this for being a degenerate junkie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5496215&forum_id=2#47441064)



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Date: February 26th, 2024 9:48 PM
Author: Bright aphrodisiac sanctuary useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5496215&forum_id=2#47442018)



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Date: February 27th, 2024 7:55 AM
Author: lavender library ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5496215&forum_id=2#47442806)



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Date: February 26th, 2024 5:01 PM
Author: adulterous filthy keepsake machete

Why not just commit and stop trying to have a job like some poser, man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5496215&forum_id=2#47441075)



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Date: February 26th, 2024 6:20 PM
Author: Soul-stirring forum boiling water

yeah. i actually got drug tested for my first inhouse role. they drug tested everybody because the business involved machinery use, safety, etc. i called them up and said "what the fuck?" the cfo called me back and said "what, do you smoke weed? don't worry about that, we don't give a fuck about weed. i smoke weed every day."

not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5496215&forum_id=2#47441372)



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Date: February 26th, 2024 6:22 PM
Author: Chartreuse mind-boggling corn cake death wish

Upscale restaurants in most major cities sell THC seltzer now. Seems crazy they would ding you for this in-house, only fed jobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5496215&forum_id=2#47441379)



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Date: February 26th, 2024 6:33 PM
Author: Soul-stirring forum boiling water

i thought it was stupid they even had drug testing and the first thing i did when i got the job was direct hr not to require it anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5496215&forum_id=2#47441402)



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Date: February 26th, 2024 7:10 PM
Author: 180 Market Electric Furnace

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5496215&forum_id=2#47441562)



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Date: February 26th, 2024 7:27 PM
Author: Chartreuse mind-boggling corn cake death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5496215&forum_id=2#47441594)



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Date: February 26th, 2024 7:51 PM
Author: shimmering wonderful box office dysfunction

Thanks for giving me hope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5496215&forum_id=2#47441665)



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Date: February 26th, 2024 9:20 PM
Author: Electric Psychic Kitchen

so you took the drug test and failed it for weed and they still hired you? and now you chill with the cfo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5496215&forum_id=2#47441934)



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Date: February 27th, 2024 8:39 AM
Author: Gay heaven

No it was all an elaborate sting operation and now he’s in jail

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5496215&forum_id=2#47442884)



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Date: February 27th, 2024 3:24 PM
Author: Electric Psychic Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5496215&forum_id=2#47444448)



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Date: February 26th, 2024 8:27 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5496215&forum_id=2#47441770)



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Date: February 26th, 2024 9:00 PM
Author: shimmering wonderful box office dysfunction

Yes I am hoping it is the case they don't care about weed (not that I even smoked or ate any) or have some ridiculous high benchmark for it. It wouldn't even cross my mind that normal corps test white collar roles for this, but there's probably some gov contractor requirement involved with this one. The whole thing is however really messing up my timing on resignation at old place vs. joining new one. I'm cutting it close to give proper notice (don't want to burn bridges) but don't want to give notice too soon before I get an all clear on the drug test (assuming I will even be able to find out ever whether I "passed").

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5496215&forum_id=2#47441867)



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Date: February 26th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5496215&forum_id=2#47442006)



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Date: February 27th, 2024 6:58 AM
Author: shimmering wonderful box office dysfunction

That's what I would be hoping (as Plan B), nonetheless Plan A will now be using fake pee or my girlfriend's pee, unless I am testing in the clear near the test date on these at home tests I just got

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5496215&forum_id=2#47442748)



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Date: February 26th, 2024 9:48 PM
Author: flatulent citrine mediation new version

is it a normal company that actually does stuff like caterpillar or some bs made up fintech company?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5496215&forum_id=2#47442015)



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Date: February 27th, 2024 3:38 AM
Author: Hilarious arousing principal's office

Cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5496215&forum_id=2#47442589)



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Date: February 27th, 2024 6:57 AM
Author: shimmering wonderful box office dysfunction

Don't want to out, but industry is under broad umbrella of Med/Pharma/LifeSciences/Therapateutics/etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5496215&forum_id=2#47442747)



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Date: February 26th, 2024 10:24 PM
Author: Balding dull menage telephone

All in house jobs I'm aware of require a piss test. Even startups.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5496215&forum_id=2#47442108)



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Date: February 27th, 2024 4:09 AM
Author: Mustard candlestick maker

lulsy

One start up i worked at we got to smoke with Snoop Dog. He's the nicest dude. All the execs left the boardroom absolutely lit. Was in a converted hanger space turned into techboom offices. The boom years were fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5496215&forum_id=2#47442627)



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Date: February 26th, 2024 10:26 PM
Author: hairraiser fear-inspiring rigor

WOW! I thought they tested ur urine not ur shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5496215&forum_id=2#47442120)



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Date: February 27th, 2024 5:33 AM
Author: 180 Market Electric Furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5496215&forum_id=2#47442707)



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Date: February 27th, 2024 4:04 AM
Author: Mustard candlestick maker

LMAO what is this shit. Are you working for an insurance company or something?

Have never heard of this actually happening in-house.

If they enforced this, 25% of lawyers would auto-ding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5496215&forum_id=2#47442623)



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Date: February 27th, 2024 6:54 AM
Author: shimmering wonderful box office dysfunction

Broadly, industry is one of Med/Pharma/LifeSciences.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5496215&forum_id=2#47442745)



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Date: February 27th, 2024 5:43 AM
Author: sienna kink-friendly brethren

is this govt related?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5496215&forum_id=2#47442715)



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Date: February 27th, 2024 6:55 AM
Author: shimmering wonderful box office dysfunction

Not explicitly, but I think the company is likely some government contractor (or subcontractor down the line) in some minor way, but enough to be covered by whatever drug-free workplace policies there are imposed on gov contractors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5496215&forum_id=2#47442746)



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Date: February 27th, 2024 6:33 AM
Author: talented affirmative action halford

WTF? You’re no longer an officer of the court when you cut your wings and go in house so this is uncalled for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5496215&forum_id=2#47442727)



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Date: February 27th, 2024 8:57 AM
Author: Fighting crackhouse

Yes this is common. I had ample time between my first interview and my test and just went cold turkey and passed.

You can buy tests at CVS/Walgreens and see if you pass. Make sure when you take your actual test that it isn’t your first piss of the day. Also the beginning and end of your urine stream has the most “contaminates” in it, so only middle of the stream goes into the cup.

If you’re not a heavy user and in different shape, you should be pissing clean in a week, two max.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5496215&forum_id=2#47442915)