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URGENT (Alcoholic in need): How do I open a bottle of wine w/o opener?

I may have to resort to breaking the neck open I've looke...
Geriatric free-loading rigpig
  03/28/24
Shoe works - I've had to do that before :)
Wine whorehouse windowlicker
  03/28/24
describe how this could possibly work
heady space masturbator
  03/29/24
easiest way is you push the cork down into the wine and you ...
Lascivious filthpig
  03/28/24
what do i use to push the cork down? i'm in a hotel room
Geriatric free-loading rigpig
  03/28/24
call room service
trip bipolar personal credit line prole
  03/28/24
i'm too drunk, i'll prob karate chop the bellboy
Geriatric free-loading rigpig
  03/28/24
do it, you can loot the corkscrew off his unconscious body
Embarrassed To The Bone Crystalline Marketing Idea Principal's Office
  03/28/24
grab a few pens from the room and push them down on the cork...
Lascivious filthpig
  03/28/24
some good ideas here, thank i'll wait a little bit but ge...
Geriatric free-loading rigpig
  03/28/24
...
trip bipolar personal credit line prole
  03/28/24
i push it in. https://vinepair.com/articles/7-ways-to-op...
trip bipolar personal credit line prole
  03/28/24
saw this article too, i dont have a hammer + tools. keys sou...
Geriatric free-loading rigpig
  03/28/24
Ask the hotel for an opener
Learning Disabled Curious Pit
  03/28/24
i'm on a business trip and am paranoid. other wagecucks are ...
Geriatric free-loading rigpig
  03/28/24
I mean pick up the phone and dial the front desk, not yell d...
Learning Disabled Curious Pit
  03/28/24
i dont know if i can help myself i've been reading xo
Geriatric free-loading rigpig
  03/28/24
ive done this before using anything sharp, like a swiss army...
Splenetic flesh garrison quadroon
  03/28/24
a swiss army knife literally has a corkscrew built in you su...
smoky becky
  03/28/24
how wld i know im not swiss, u faggot benchod
Splenetic flesh garrison quadroon
  03/28/24
Lol
Spruce Hateful School Cafeteria Cuckoldry
  03/29/24
put the plug in the bath tub and smash it and use a kitchen ...
rose charismatic travel guidebook
  03/28/24
where are we on this? UPDATE, please.
trip bipolar personal credit line prole
  03/28/24
UPDATE: managed to open it by pushing it through. I used a m...
Geriatric free-loading rigpig
  03/29/24
A long screw + screwdriver and a pair of pliers will do it
vigorous buff office
  03/28/24
Cr. Or a drill, if available. That would be my go-to.
overrated provocative turdskin
  03/29/24
i've used a butterknife before, a couple of times. the firs...
odious idiot
  03/28/24
I’ve gone down to hotel bars/restaurants and asked the...
Excitant electric furnace toaster
  03/28/24
Preferred method: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ8OTNs2dC...
boyish sound barrier
  03/29/24
Marriage material
Geriatric free-loading rigpig
  03/29/24
When I was stationed in Monterey we were drinking wine at Mo...
gold dysfunction
  03/29/24
...
Misanthropic aquamarine jap
  03/29/24
I’ve simply torn Through the cork before with a key
cream mildly autistic mexican weed whacker
  03/29/24
cut the neck of the bottle off with a saber https://en.wi...
Peach indian lodge
  03/29/24
A real alcoholic wouldn’t be asking this rookie questi...
Titillating party of the first part karate
  03/29/24
I drink 10+ drinks a day Maybe thats still amateur
Geriatric free-loading rigpig
  03/29/24
How long? One day?
Titillating party of the first part karate
  03/29/24
Every day bud for the past 5 years
Geriatric free-loading rigpig
  03/29/24
true
Soul-stirring brethren son of senegal
  03/29/24


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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:30 AM
Author: Geriatric free-loading rigpig

I may have to resort to breaking the neck open

I've looked up some gay ideas online like using a key or banging it against the wall with a shoe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534077)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 2:36 PM
Author: Wine whorehouse windowlicker

Shoe works - I've had to do that before :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534952)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:11 AM
Author: heady space masturbator

describe how this could possibly work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536232)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: Lascivious filthpig

easiest way is you push the cork down into the wine and you can pour around it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534083)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: Geriatric free-loading rigpig

what do i use to push the cork down? i'm in a hotel room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534087)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:33 AM
Author: trip bipolar personal credit line prole

call room service

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534090)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:33 AM
Author: Geriatric free-loading rigpig

i'm too drunk, i'll prob karate chop the bellboy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534093)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:42 AM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Crystalline Marketing Idea Principal's Office

do it, you can loot the corkscrew off his unconscious body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534109)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:34 AM
Author: Lascivious filthpig

grab a few pens from the room and push them down on the cork equally distributing the force among the pens

you can also get creative. use the leg of the ironing board if it fits, or you can even roll up papers on the desk very tightly and use that

cmon you need to be creative if youre an alky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534094)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: Geriatric free-loading rigpig

some good ideas here, thank

i'll wait a little bit but get to it if i dont think or hear of anything better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534096)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: trip bipolar personal credit line prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534089)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: trip bipolar personal credit line prole

i push it in.

https://vinepair.com/articles/7-ways-to-open-a-bottle-of-wine-without-a-corkscrew/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534088)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:33 AM
Author: Geriatric free-loading rigpig

saw this article too, i dont have a hammer + tools. keys sound like they wont work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534091)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: Learning Disabled Curious Pit

Ask the hotel for an opener

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534095)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: Geriatric free-loading rigpig

i'm on a business trip and am paranoid. other wagecucks are in the rooms around me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534098)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:37 AM
Author: Learning Disabled Curious Pit

I mean pick up the phone and dial the front desk, not yell down the hallway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534099)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:41 AM
Author: Geriatric free-loading rigpig

i dont know if i can help myself

i've been reading xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534106)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:00 PM
Author: Splenetic flesh garrison quadroon

ive done this before using anything sharp, like a swiss army knife or just reg knife or even a key or other end of a spoon, u have to chip away at the cork until its destroyed and falls into bottle. then pour the wine into a glass but use some sort of filter or take a spoon to remove the cork chips

actually when u first start breaking the cork be careful and try to extract them, that way only the bottom part of the cork will fall into wine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534967)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:05 PM
Author: smoky becky

a swiss army knife literally has a corkscrew built in you subhuman turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534970)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:07 PM
Author: Splenetic flesh garrison quadroon

how wld i know im not swiss, u faggot benchod

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534976)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:13 AM
Author: Spruce Hateful School Cafeteria Cuckoldry

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536233)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:10 PM
Author: rose charismatic travel guidebook

put the plug in the bath tub and smash it and use a kitchen strainer to get the glass out then lap it up. if you need more liquid just fill the tub a little.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534978)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:24 PM
Author: trip bipolar personal credit line prole

where are we on this? UPDATE, please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535658)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:11 PM
Author: Geriatric free-loading rigpig

UPDATE: managed to open it by pushing it through. I used a metal pen. I held the bottle between my feet and pushed with two hands down.

The key is getting flow through the bottle once the cork is down. Even within the bottle it can block the flow of wine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538152)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:25 PM
Author: vigorous buff office

A long screw + screwdriver and a pair of pliers will do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535661)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:10 AM
Author: overrated provocative turdskin

Cr. Or a drill, if available. That would be my go-to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536229)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:28 PM
Author: odious idiot

i've used a butterknife before, a couple of times. the first time, i was able to shimmy it into the cork, and then twist the cork up and out. the second time, i tried the same technique, but pushed too hard and the cork fell into the bottle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535672)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:30 PM
Author: Excitant electric furnace toaster

I’ve gone down to hotel bars/restaurants and asked them to open stuff for me before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535682)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:57 AM
Author: boyish sound barrier

Preferred method: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ8OTNs2dC4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536213)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:14 PM
Author: Geriatric free-loading rigpig

Marriage material

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538161)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:14 AM
Author: gold dysfunction

When I was stationed in Monterey we were drinking wine at Monastery beach in Carmel and this army sergeant tried to do the trick where you bump the bottoms of the bottle against something hard to force the cork out slowly. He wandered off into some trees and a few minutes later we heard the sound of the bottle breaking. He came wandering back gushing blood from a severed artery in his forearm. He didn’t almost die but we did have to tie his arm off and he lost a lot of blood. Don’t do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536236)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:16 AM
Author: Misanthropic aquamarine jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536237)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:35 AM
Author: cream mildly autistic mexican weed whacker

I’ve simply torn Through the cork before with a key

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536260)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:38 AM
Author: Peach indian lodge

cut the neck of the bottle off with a saber

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sabrage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536265)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:15 PM
Author: Titillating party of the first part karate

A real alcoholic wouldn’t be asking this rookie question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538165)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:16 PM
Author: Geriatric free-loading rigpig

I drink 10+ drinks a day

Maybe thats still amateur

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538166)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:19 PM
Author: Titillating party of the first part karate

How long? One day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538171)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:20 PM
Author: Geriatric free-loading rigpig

Every day bud for the past 5 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538179)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:17 PM
Author: Soul-stirring brethren son of senegal

true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538169)