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best Julius Caesar tale by far imo is his pirate abduction

Pirates captured Caesar in his youth, demanded 620 kg of sil...
Curious up-to-no-good sex offender
  03/30/24
it’s a 180 story but Caesar probably just made it up
Fluffy Bat-shit-crazy Locus Faggot Firefighter
  03/30/24
Can't get "Roland the Assless Thompson Farter" out...
charcoal people who are hurt
  03/30/24
JAIME pull up that Caesar clip
Curious up-to-no-good sex offender
  03/31/24
what a piece of shit
know-it-all ultramarine legal warrant
  03/30/24
render unto Caesar what is Caesar's
dun appetizing hissy fit
  03/31/24


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Date: March 30th, 2024 4:41 AM
Author: Curious up-to-no-good sex offender

Pirates captured Caesar in his youth, demanded 620 kg of silver for his release but he told them that was bullshit and said he was worth at least 1550 kg of silver and the pirates ended up getting caught. Became bros with his captors, said "when I get out, I'Il have you all executed" they laughed because they thought he was joking. He got out, made them listen to his poetry, and had them crucified. (ordered their throats slit on crosses so they would at least get a quicker death)

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Date: March 30th, 2024 6:48 AM
Author: Fluffy Bat-shit-crazy Locus Faggot Firefighter

it’s a 180 story but Caesar probably just made it up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5511092&forum_id=2#47539006)



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Date: March 30th, 2024 9:32 AM
Author: charcoal people who are hurt

Can't get "Roland the Assless Thompson Farter" out of my head thx

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Date: March 31st, 2024 10:13 PM
Author: Curious up-to-no-good sex offender

JAIME pull up that Caesar clip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5511092&forum_id=2#47543289)



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Date: March 30th, 2024 9:33 AM
Author: know-it-all ultramarine legal warrant

what a piece of shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5511092&forum_id=2#47539104)



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Date: March 31st, 2024 10:15 PM
Author: dun appetizing hissy fit

render unto Caesar what is Caesar's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5511092&forum_id=2#47543298)