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wife made a fucking mess snapping spaghetti noodles in half before boiling

she made spaghetti last night using a large pot that could h...
Racy effete elastic band boiling water
  06/29/24
She longs for the fist brother
internet-worthy mildly autistic spot therapy
  06/22/25
what a disaster never let an Italian see this
Big Pea-brained Toilet Seat
  06/29/24
Italians get ridiculously snobby over a bunch of carbs
Haunting citrine set idiot
  06/29/24
wait until you try to have a milky coffee after breakfast
Big Pea-brained Toilet Seat
  06/29/24
here is footage of Albanian soccer fans taunting Italian soc...
Big Pea-brained Toilet Seat
  06/29/24
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rebellious rehab striped hyena
  06/29/24
Link delivered
brass half-breed parlour
  06/29/24
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canary resort
  06/29/24
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Aggressive Stimulating School Cafeteria Partner
  06/29/24
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Scarlet razzle hall
  06/29/24
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Racy effete elastic band boiling water
  07/02/24
dont use cheap pasta
rebellious rehab striped hyena
  06/29/24
sounds like you have some major marital problems man
Dark trip crackhouse multi-billionaire
  06/29/24
Tell her to snap them inside the pot, just above the boiling...
Slap-happy Hairraiser Kitty
  06/29/24
and get 3rd degree hot water burns, yes, yes
rebellious rehab striped hyena
  06/29/24
It’s not that hard. You can snap them pointing downwar...
Slap-happy Hairraiser Kitty
  06/29/24
pointing down is credited. My ProTip is to hold hands like 1...
rebellious rehab striped hyena
  06/29/24
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Slap-happy Hairraiser Kitty
  06/29/24
No, you bastard, the "pro tip" is not to snap past...
Stirring sienna voyeur abode
  06/22/25
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amethyst insecure senate degenerate
  06/22/25
even if you use a smaller pot you can put them in partially ...
Dark trip crackhouse multi-billionaire
  06/29/24
correct. breaking spaghetti or bucatini noodles is ttt, you...
hyperventilating overrated indian lodge
  06/29/24
Not if you have kids and end up cutting them into little pie...
Slap-happy Hairraiser Kitty
  06/29/24
fair enough, granted. it makes the spaghetti worse though, i...
hyperventilating overrated indian lodge
  07/02/24
"It doesn't carry the sauce as well." WHAT A FUCK...
cordovan charismatic crotch
  06/22/25
It sounds like she’s *gasp* GASLIGHTING you by pretend...
brass half-breed parlour
  06/29/24
Snap one of her arms
Mewling vermilion stage indirect expression
  06/29/24
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Excitant metal associate
  06/22/25
shards on the floor already wife’s spaghetti
Buck-toothed parlor
  06/29/24
(Carlo from Carlo and Sarah)
thriller stead
  06/29/24
Jfc
deranged mauve dilemma
  06/29/24
AESTD Anal, eat spaghetti, then dump
Scarlet razzle hall
  06/29/24
she did it again
Racy effete elastic band boiling water
  06/22/25
you know you can just buy shorter noodles that are presnappe...
Pink International Law Enforcement Agency
  06/22/25
I'm not familiar with this aspect of prole culture. How do y...
amethyst insecure senate degenerate
  06/22/25
You can't get any more prole jfc
internet-worthy mildly autistic spot therapy
  06/22/25


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Date: June 29th, 2024 9:44 AM
Author: Racy effete elastic band boiling water

she made spaghetti last night using a large pot that could have accommodated 3 lbs of pasta no problem, said she grew up with small pots and can't break the habit of snapping them out of the box sending 100 pasta shards over the range, counters, floor. barbarous way to prepare pasta.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791749)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: internet-worthy mildly autistic spot therapy

She longs for the fist brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#49041226)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 9:47 AM
Author: Big Pea-brained Toilet Seat

what a disaster

never let an Italian see this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791755)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:15 AM
Author: Haunting citrine set idiot

Italians get ridiculously snobby over a bunch of carbs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791815)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:21 AM
Author: Big Pea-brained Toilet Seat

wait until you try to have a milky coffee after breakfast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791832)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 9:48 AM
Author: Big Pea-brained Toilet Seat

here is footage of Albanian soccer fans taunting Italian soccer fans ahead of a Euro 2024 soccer game by breaking packets of spaghetti in the Italians' faces

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htmaP-lfCbc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791759)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: rebellious rehab striped hyena

180

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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:28 AM
Author: brass half-breed parlour

Link delivered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791865)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:37 AM
Author: canary resort

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791885)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:44 AM
Author: Aggressive Stimulating School Cafeteria Partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47792033)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: Scarlet razzle hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47792071)



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Date: July 2nd, 2024 1:38 PM
Author: Racy effete elastic band boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47802078)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:17 AM
Author: rebellious rehab striped hyena

dont use cheap pasta

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791817)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:19 AM
Author: Dark trip crackhouse multi-billionaire

sounds like you have some major marital problems man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791822)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:21 AM
Author: Slap-happy Hairraiser Kitty

Tell her to snap them inside the pot, just above the boiling water, so all the pieces fall inside

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791830)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: rebellious rehab striped hyena

and get 3rd degree hot water burns, yes, yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791838)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:23 AM
Author: Slap-happy Hairraiser Kitty

It’s not that hard. You can snap them pointing downward and direct the path of the shards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791840)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:27 AM
Author: rebellious rehab striped hyena

pointing down is credited. My ProTip is to hold hands like 1-2" apart to control the snap area and thereby minimize pasta shrapnel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791855)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:50 AM
Author: Slap-happy Hairraiser Kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791898)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: Stirring sienna voyeur abode

No, you bastard, the "pro tip" is not to snap pasta in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#49041080)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: amethyst insecure senate degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#49041096)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:25 AM
Author: Dark trip crackhouse multi-billionaire

even if you use a smaller pot you can put them in partially until they soften then push them down into the water. breaking them in half is ttt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791847)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:52 AM
Author: hyperventilating overrated indian lodge

correct. breaking spaghetti or bucatini noodles is ttt, you want them long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791903)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:44 AM
Author: Slap-happy Hairraiser Kitty

Not if you have kids and end up cutting them into little pieces anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47792034)



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Date: July 2nd, 2024 5:24 PM
Author: hyperventilating overrated indian lodge

fair enough, granted. it makes the spaghetti worse though, it doesn't carry the sauce as well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47803154)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: cordovan charismatic crotch

"It doesn't carry the sauce as well."

WHAT A FUCKING FAGGOT THING TO SAY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#49041233)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:32 AM
Author: brass half-breed parlour

It sounds like she’s *gasp* GASLIGHTING you by pretending she “can’t break the habit” when it reality she just thinks her way is better and knows she can do it the way she prefers and you won’t do shit about it. You should tell her you prefer bucatini and have her make that instead. The thicker noodle doesn’t stay curled around the fork properly if it’s too short so it forces the issue of leaving it longer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791875)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:37 AM
Author: Mewling vermilion stage indirect expression

Snap one of her arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791884)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Excitant metal associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#49041168)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:51 AM
Author: Buck-toothed parlor

shards on the floor already wife’s spaghetti

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791901)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:20 AM
Author: thriller stead

(Carlo from Carlo and Sarah)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791970)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:43 AM
Author: deranged mauve dilemma

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47792031)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: Scarlet razzle hall

AESTD

Anal, eat spaghetti, then dump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47792069)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Racy effete elastic band boiling water

she did it again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#49040932)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: Pink International Law Enforcement Agency

you know you can just buy shorter noodles that are presnapped for the same amount of money right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#49040941)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: amethyst insecure senate degenerate

I'm not familiar with this aspect of prole culture. How do you "snap" spaghetti? It's literally just dough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#49041107)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 8:00 PM
Author: internet-worthy mildly autistic spot therapy

You can't get any more prole jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#49041232)