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Imagine being Hezbollah’s IT guy right now

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bossy startled dingle berry spot
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misanthropic bateful theater
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"Hey boss, what's this Friday meeting you've scheduled ...
misanthropic bateful theater
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bossy startled dingle berry spot
  09/18/24
IT guy is definitely blaming the Procurement guy right now
deranged toaster
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Vengeful Filthpig National Security Agency
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Provocative Bistre Masturbator Deer Antler
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Swashbuckling Crusty Trust Fund Boiling Water
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“I have a long relationship with this supplier.”...
bossy startled dingle berry spot
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Arrogant autistic private investor headpube
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"We only got one bid and exec told us to get it done AS...
sienna diverse forum affirmative action
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Opaque Locale
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spruce people who are hurt cruise ship
  09/18/24
Hezzies yelling at Indian tech support, asks to be escalated...
Mint charismatic pit juggernaut
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fishy set azn
  09/18/24
"Hello Abdul, I am transferring you to our manager Jite...
contagious citrine state
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Mint charismatic pit juggernaut
  09/18/24
xo operating 40 IQ points below the people who are having th...
Adventurous Haunting Kitty Cat Tank
  09/18/24
Poor guy already had to take a job at Hez after getting cann...
Filthy crystalline windowlicker
  09/18/24
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spruce people who are hurt cruise ship
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Razzle-dazzle brunch
  09/18/24
PIP coming, no doubt about it
floppy location elastic band
  09/18/24
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bossy startled dingle berry spot
  09/18/24
The last thing anyone is doing is firing the IT guys. It's a...
Adventurous Haunting Kitty Cat Tank
  09/18/24
True. In corporate America his boss is dead and he is getti...
bossy startled dingle berry spot
  09/18/24
1. He didn't fuck this up. 2. They need him to fix it. He...
Adventurous Haunting Kitty Cat Tank
  09/18/24
The person who acquired the pagers did nothing wrong?
bossy startled dingle berry spot
  09/18/24
The IT guy has better things to do than go shopping. If you ...
Adventurous Haunting Kitty Cat Tank
  09/18/24
Yeah imagine being the guy they ask to fix this shit. I woul...
Adventurous Haunting Kitty Cat Tank
  09/18/24
how the fuck does iran not have the ability to produce short...
Razzmatazz Famous Landscape Painting
  09/18/24
Bet your ass a lot of countries are going to want to make th...
Adventurous Haunting Kitty Cat Tank
  09/18/24
wait, I can think of a solution
Razzmatazz Famous Landscape Painting
  09/18/24
Put Bezos and Musk in charge? I'd rather buy an Iranian phon...
Adventurous Haunting Kitty Cat Tank
  09/18/24
another type of solution
Razzmatazz Famous Landscape Painting
  09/18/24
We don’t need temporary fixes
bossy startled dingle berry spot
  09/18/24
If we get them all, it wont be temp
beady-eyed base gunner
  09/19/24
Please join this month’s 360 blameless incident review...
Fluffy Stirring Personal Credit Line Hospital
  09/18/24
The blame is on Israel. Why would there be any internal fing...
Adventurous Haunting Kitty Cat Tank
  09/18/24
WHOOOOOSH!!!!!
bossy startled dingle berry spot
  09/18/24
TYFT I'm always happy as fuck to learn I'm the stupid one.
Adventurous Haunting Kitty Cat Tank
  09/18/24
Imagine being Israel's IT guy.
Adventurous Haunting Kitty Cat Tank
  09/18/24
Hamas' Head of IT probably getting approached by Hezbollah n...
floppy location elastic band
  09/19/24
Why wouldn't China offer to help, mossadcuck?
Adventurous Haunting Kitty Cat Tank
  09/19/24
increase your IQ please
floppy location elastic band
  09/19/24
lol@ blown out mossadcucks. You got nuthin but recycled gene...
Adventurous Haunting Kitty Cat Tank
  09/19/24
Great relocation package, revenue share, only two days requi...
bossy startled dingle berry spot
  09/19/24
exactly, starting to think it may be him behind all of this ...
floppy location elastic band
  09/19/24
He just updated his LinkedIn: https://x.com/cremieuxrecueil/...
bossy startled dingle berry spot
  09/19/24
u poasted the wrong link
Adventurous Haunting Kitty Cat Tank
  09/19/24
Bro, how dumb are you, for real?
bossy startled dingle berry spot
  09/19/24
How many actual IT jerbs have u worked? It's zero.
Adventurous Haunting Kitty Cat Tank
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floppy location elastic band
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A Dick is Not Dispositive
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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: bossy startled dingle berry spot



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:07 AM
Author: misanthropic bateful theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48103444)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:08 AM
Author: misanthropic bateful theater

"Hey boss, what's this Friday meeting you've scheduled in the basement?"

"Just a small going away party, my friend"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48103447)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:10 PM
Author: bossy startled dingle berry spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48103856)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: deranged toaster

IT guy is definitely blaming the Procurement guy right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48103452)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: Vengeful Filthpig National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48103458)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:10 PM
Author: Provocative Bistre Masturbator Deer Antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48103858)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:10 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Crusty Trust Fund Boiling Water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48103859)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:12 PM
Author: bossy startled dingle berry spot

“I have a long relationship with this supplier.”

The supplier: https://images.app.goo.gl/FEqE3jTj993P9KUw6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48103875)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:12 PM
Author: Arrogant autistic private investor headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48103881)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:19 PM
Author: sienna diverse forum affirmative action

"We only got one bid and exec told us to get it done ASAP."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48103926)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:06 AM
Author: Opaque Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48108458)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: spruce people who are hurt cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48103453)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:11 PM
Author: Mint charismatic pit juggernaut

Hezzies yelling at Indian tech support, asks to be escalated to tier 2 support.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48103872)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:12 PM
Author: fishy set azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48103885)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:23 PM
Author: contagious citrine state

"Hello Abdul, I am transferring you to our manager Jitender, mean Johnny... plz kindly hold saar"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48103955)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:50 PM
Author: Mint charismatic pit juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48106467)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:03 PM
Author: Adventurous Haunting Kitty Cat Tank

xo operating 40 IQ points below the people who are having this actual conversation. What a shame. What a surprise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48106523)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:14 PM
Author: Filthy crystalline windowlicker

Poor guy already had to take a job at Hez after getting canned as Apple's Chief of Security after the Fappening, and now this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48103894)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:20 PM
Author: spruce people who are hurt cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48103931)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48104396)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: floppy location elastic band

PIP coming, no doubt about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48104428)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:44 PM
Author: bossy startled dingle berry spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48106716)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: Adventurous Haunting Kitty Cat Tank

The last thing anyone is doing is firing the IT guys. It's absurd how fucking naive some of you people are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48106721)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:48 PM
Author: bossy startled dingle berry spot

True. In corporate America his boss is dead and he is getting promoted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48106734)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:49 PM
Author: Adventurous Haunting Kitty Cat Tank

1. He didn't fuck this up.

2. They need him to fix it. He's the most valuable man in Lebanon.

That's how things work in the real world, not in the fever dreams of Mossadcucks ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48106740)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: bossy startled dingle berry spot

The person who acquired the pagers did nothing wrong?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48106826)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: Adventurous Haunting Kitty Cat Tank

The IT guy has better things to do than go shopping. If you order some shit from Amazon and UPS delivers a bomb to your door, do you blame yourself?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48106829)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:52 PM
Author: Adventurous Haunting Kitty Cat Tank

Yeah imagine being the guy they ask to fix this shit. I would order all radios direct from Russia and China

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48106483)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:55 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Famous Landscape Painting

how the fuck does iran not have the ability to produce short range radios and pagers? they are cut off as fuck and trusting the Taiwanese not to fuck them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48106494)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:59 PM
Author: Adventurous Haunting Kitty Cat Tank

Bet your ass a lot of countries are going to want to make their own shit after this. Israel made all 10 billion people on earth afraid of their own phones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48106512)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:05 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Famous Landscape Painting

wait, I can think of a solution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48106535)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:07 PM
Author: Adventurous Haunting Kitty Cat Tank

Put Bezos and Musk in charge? I'd rather buy an Iranian phone even if I have to smuggle it illegally in my luggage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48106542)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:07 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Famous Landscape Painting

another type of solution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48106545)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: bossy startled dingle berry spot

We don’t need temporary fixes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48106720)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 11:01 AM
Author: beady-eyed base gunner

If we get them all, it wont be temp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48108667)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:04 PM
Author: Fluffy Stirring Personal Credit Line Hospital

Please join this month’s 360 blameless incident review meeting as we discuss best practices and guidelines related to vendor sourcing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48106528)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:05 PM
Author: Adventurous Haunting Kitty Cat Tank

The blame is on Israel. Why would there be any internal fingerpointing within Hezbollah?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48106533)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: bossy startled dingle berry spot

WHOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48106723)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:47 PM
Author: Adventurous Haunting Kitty Cat Tank

TYFT I'm always happy as fuck to learn I'm the stupid one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48106727)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:48 PM
Author: Adventurous Haunting Kitty Cat Tank

Imagine being Israel's IT guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48106732)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:04 AM
Author: floppy location elastic band

Hamas' Head of IT probably getting approached by Hezbollah now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48108444)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:05 AM
Author: Adventurous Haunting Kitty Cat Tank

Why wouldn't China offer to help, mossadcuck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48108452)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:59 AM
Author: floppy location elastic band

increase your IQ please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48108660)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: Adventurous Haunting Kitty Cat Tank

lol@ blown out mossadcucks. You got nuthin but recycled generic insults. Keep going \'\'\"\"\'\'\'\"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48108680)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:05 AM
Author: bossy startled dingle berry spot

Great relocation package, revenue share, only two days required in office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48108456)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:59 AM
Author: floppy location elastic band

exactly, starting to think it may be him behind all of this 3D chess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48108658)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 5:38 PM
Author: bossy startled dingle berry spot

He just updated his LinkedIn: https://x.com/cremieuxrecueil/status/1836517946769969492

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48110413)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 5:41 PM
Author: Adventurous Haunting Kitty Cat Tank

u poasted the wrong link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48110427)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 5:43 PM
Author: bossy startled dingle berry spot

Bro, how dumb are you, for real?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48110432)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:21 PM
Author: Adventurous Haunting Kitty Cat Tank

How many actual IT jerbs have u worked? It's zero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48111463)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:20 PM
Author: floppy location elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#48111457)



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Date: October 10th, 2025 3:53 PM
Author: A Dick is Not Dispositive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2#49340186)