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Was Doobs a real person?

Or is he just a mythical figure?
henna parlour
  10/06/24
(doobs)
big-titted nighttime home ladyboy
  10/07/24
It was all true
infuriating market
  10/06/24
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navy razzmatazz church building dysfunction
  10/07/24
...
thriller lime heaven coldplay fan
  10/07/24
Lord Halford, the HellRoom, the Ginger Pisswyrm
soggy fat ankles
  10/10/24
I am a Doobs alt
cocky flushed chapel
  10/06/24
Yep. An actual law student, he later became a DA assistant i...
dashing property newt
  10/07/24
Lmao he was shot? Details pls.
Unholy meetinghouse weed whacker
  10/07/24
There were some online news articles. It was a few years ag...
yellow space internal respiration
  10/07/24
That shit was hilarious when it happened the bort exploded
Mildly autistic plaza
  10/07/24
it was incredible
yellow space internal respiration
  10/07/24
did doobs survive? he's got a common af name and I can't fin...
navy razzmatazz church building dysfunction
  10/07/24
he survived fine but yeah I suspect he has purposefully tri...
yellow space internal respiration
  10/07/24
lmfao at him getting shot by some methhead in anchorage LMFA...
navy razzmatazz church building dysfunction
  10/07/24
...
yellow space internal respiration
  10/07/24
Already poasted below
infuriating market
  10/07/24
he wouldn't stop talking shit about the zetas, but that migh...
Bronze charismatic brunch
  10/07/24
the funniest part was that in the original news story the sh...
Appetizing school kitty cat
  10/07/24
Lol beat me to it
infuriating market
  10/07/24
Yep I can confirm. There is absolutely nothing on him online...
dashing property newt
  10/07/24
https://www.adn.com/alaska-news/crime-courts/2020/08/03/eagl...
Heady Scarlet University Headpube
  10/07/24
Says nothing about Doobs though
dashing property newt
  10/07/24
His name was in the original story
infuriating market
  10/07/24
i think he contacted every publisher and got it removed, rep...
Heady Scarlet University Headpube
  10/07/24
It really is impressive. He could probably make a living sel...
infuriating market
  10/07/24
He masked his identity like he unmasked ours.
dashing property newt
  10/07/24
What is fucking hilarious is that is exactly what the other ...
elite sneaky criminal
  10/07/24
i wonder if doobs got his shit scraped from the internet or ...
Boyish rehab philosopher-king
  10/07/24
I could be wrong about this but I think the lack of info abo...
elite sneaky criminal
  10/07/24
yeah, it's impossible to know for sure. but i could see doob...
Boyish rehab philosopher-king
  10/07/24
Your timeline is way off, Doobs was posting well into the mi...
elite sneaky criminal
  10/07/24
Someone used to have like a blogspot website about him and a...
dashing property newt
  10/07/24
https://casetext.com/case/wilson-v-state-592670
Big Wine Clown
  10/07/24
Lol. Good mam. Thanks for finding that.
dashing property newt
  10/07/24
Doobs was a posting collective that stood for Disturbed Obse...
Racy elastic band
  10/07/24
Wrong
dashing property newt
  10/07/24
...
Lascivious alpha
  10/07/24
I met him once. He seemed like a good dood to me.
crawly institution
  10/07/24
he was a good dood per my chats with him off bort, was going...
navy razzmatazz church building dysfunction
  10/07/24
(Two guys trying to get off the spreadsheet)
Mildly autistic plaza
  10/07/24
...
navy razzmatazz church building dysfunction
  10/07/24
...
cocky flushed chapel
  10/07/24
pretending to be a woman on xo. poasting the red pecker. sta...
Bronze charismatic brunch
  10/07/24
Estrada also pretended to be a woman on XO. There was a lot ...
painfully honest french stag film
  10/07/24
It's different when we did it
Mildly autistic plaza
  10/07/24
estrada, really? i can't remember that at all. anything nota...
Bronze charismatic brunch
  10/07/24
I missed out on the glory days of having the privilege of sl...
navy razzmatazz church building dysfunction
  10/07/24
You take your life / heart in your hands and put it in hers ...
painfully honest french stag film
  10/07/24
a ton of people pretended to be women on xo
cocky flushed chapel
  10/07/24
alia was 100% actually a woman and i will die on this hill
Bronze charismatic brunch
  10/07/24
...
navy razzmatazz church building dysfunction
  10/07/24
What's crazy is that there was a different guy with the same...
painfully honest french stag film
  10/07/24
the other guy wasn't a a ginger though, that's what gave doo...
navy razzmatazz church building dysfunction
  10/07/24
...
Mildly autistic plaza
  10/07/24
The other attorney with his name had to literally become an ...
motley business firm athletic conference
  10/07/24
i really liek it here
cocky flushed chapel
  10/07/24
...
Mildly autistic plaza
  10/07/24
u gotta do what u gotta do to protect ur family from the Zet...
slate menage
  10/07/24
...
Boyish rehab philosopher-king
  10/07/24
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Zombie-like curious corner
  11/19/24
I don't even think he was actually a CPA
aquamarine exciting piazza
  10/07/24
He's now a "legal writing specialist" at a public ...
frum red gunner forum
  10/07/24
Pretty weird that you know this
Cobalt twisted shrine
  10/07/24
sup Andrew
frum red gunner forum
  10/07/24
lol, is that some non-attorney position?
Heady Scarlet University Headpube
  10/07/24
Correct. It's for the people who suck in court.
Iridescent office dragon
  10/07/24
Title: The Curious Case of Danny Dooberstein Once upon a ...
alcoholic factory reset button
  10/07/24
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Learning disabled hyperventilating old irish cottage
  10/07/24
Danny Dooberstein - a lawyer who dared to be different
yellow space internal respiration
  10/07/24
A twink gone rogue
soggy fat ankles
  10/07/24
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alcoholic factory reset button
  10/07/24
He’s arguably the most consequential poster in XO hist...
Contagious mischievous antidepressant drug nursing home
  10/07/24
halford was the most consequential poaster in xo history ...
cocky flushed chapel
  10/07/24
And Johnsmeyer?
alcoholic factory reset button
  10/07/24
i consider halford & johnsmeyer to be the two GOATs of x...
cocky flushed chapel
  10/07/24
Historically important but did not have the bort-altering im...
Contagious mischievous antidepressant drug nursing home
  10/07/24
c12
Boyish rehab philosopher-king
  10/07/24
he also passed the february bar exam, read into that as you ...
Heady Scarlet University Headpube
  10/07/24
Ie he still married to a woman from Russia who regularly cuc...
grizzly titillating field
  10/07/24
Yeah, she was banging the tutu-fueled neighbor. He almost dr...
soggy fat ankles
  10/07/24
Holy shit really?
grizzly titillating field
  10/07/24
confirmed
soggy fat ankles
  10/07/24
If he were not real it would be necessary to invent him
Stimulating trust fund death wish
  10/07/24
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Appetizing school kitty cat
  10/07/24
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Boyish rehab philosopher-king
  10/07/24
say what u will about doobs but he made his dream of working...
Sick Vermilion Senate
  10/07/24
he would gchat me every time i logged onto my throwaway and ...
Boyish rehab philosopher-king
  10/07/24
they need to be open sourced for xo archaeologists
Stimulating trust fund death wish
  10/07/24
sadly google seems to have erased gchats that old (very rece...
Boyish rehab philosopher-king
  10/07/24
loooooollll
Stimulating trust fund death wish
  10/07/24
she put two bottle caps in my chest pocket tp
Well-lubricated Histrionic Patrolman Degenerate
  10/07/24
She talked about her private areas and she used descriptive ...
frum red gunner forum
  10/07/24
is that why you shot him?
talented aqua police squad doctorate
  10/07/24
lol what kind of sad loser do you have to be to do all this ...
Unholy meetinghouse weed whacker
  10/07/24
doobs: somehow got married, got shot, reproduced sexually ...
slate menage
  10/07/24
Doobs is real, and he's spectacular
Well-lubricated Histrionic Patrolman Degenerate
  10/07/24
Heh.
Balding Really Tough Guy Lay
  10/07/24
and a real human diaper
slate menage
  10/07/24
...
galvanic pearl sound barrier
  11/19/24
There’s a little doobs in every long time poster
bright cracking ticket booth
  10/07/24
...
slate menage
  10/07/24
Does anyone know what happened to Todd D. in the criminal ca...
elite sneaky criminal
  10/07/24
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Cordovan roommate hell
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henna parlour
  10/10/24


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Date: October 6th, 2024 11:53 PM
Author: henna parlour

Or is he just a mythical figure?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48171332)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:22 PM
Author: big-titted nighttime home ladyboy

(doobs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48173016)



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Date: October 6th, 2024 11:58 PM
Author: infuriating market

It was all true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48171352)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: navy razzmatazz church building dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48171401)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:11 AM
Author: thriller lime heaven coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48171404)



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Date: October 10th, 2024 9:44 AM
Author: soggy fat ankles

Lord Halford, the HellRoom, the Ginger Pisswyrm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48183468)



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Date: October 6th, 2024 11:59 PM
Author: cocky flushed chapel

I am a Doobs alt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48171356)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:01 AM
Author: dashing property newt

Yep. An actual law student, he later became a DA assistant in Alaska and was actually shot.

I joined just after he left but yea I remember there was real hysteria at that time because the guy was using peoples' details to figure out who they were and then harassing them offline. People were paranoid of him back in like 2010 when I joined.

I know his real name.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48171361)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: Unholy meetinghouse weed whacker

Lmao he was shot? Details pls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48171379)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: yellow space internal respiration

There were some online news articles. It was a few years ago. Seems that Doobs's neighbor in their Anchorage suburb was a major methhead and had some kind of paranoid outburst and started shooting around his house. Doobs got shot lying in bed in his own house.

Somehow all of those articles seem to no longer be online.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48171398)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:11 AM
Author: Mildly autistic plaza

That shit was hilarious when it happened the bort exploded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48171405)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:17 AM
Author: yellow space internal respiration

it was incredible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48171432)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:11 AM
Author: navy razzmatazz church building dysfunction

did doobs survive? he's got a common af name and I can't find jack shit about him online anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48171406)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:16 AM
Author: yellow space internal respiration

he survived fine

but yeah I suspect he has purposefully tried to remove his online presence



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48171431)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:17 AM
Author: navy razzmatazz church building dysfunction

lmfao at him getting shot by some methhead in anchorage LMFAO , oh doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48171438)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: yellow space internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48171444)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:12 PM
Author: infuriating market

Already poasted below

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48173230)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:12 AM
Author: Bronze charismatic brunch

he wouldn't stop talking shit about the zetas, but that might've been unrelated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48171414)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 10:21 AM
Author: Appetizing school kitty cat

the funniest part was that in the original news story the shooter claimed doobs was shining a light in his house to look at him and that’s why he shot him.

he may have been paranoid and on meth but there’s a high likelihood doobs actually was trying to look in the guy’s house a bunch and he just got sick of the stalking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48172364)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:13 PM
Author: infuriating market

Lol beat me to it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48173233)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 10:35 AM
Author: dashing property newt

Yep I can confirm. There is absolutely nothing on him online anymore. Really incredible. The guy was the best in the world at finding who you are, and finding you. But also the best opsec apparently and got his shit wiped from the www.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48172417)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 10:45 AM
Author: Heady Scarlet University Headpube

https://www.adn.com/alaska-news/crime-courts/2020/08/03/eagle-river-man-says-he-was-high-on-meth-when-he-shot-up-neighborhood-charges-say/#:~:text=Todd%20Driskill,%2057,%20fired%20at%20officers%20as

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48172449)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:15 PM
Author: dashing property newt

Says nothing about Doobs though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48172976)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:15 PM
Author: infuriating market

His name was in the original story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48173244)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:20 PM
Author: Heady Scarlet University Headpube

i think he contacted every publisher and got it removed, reputation defender style

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48173277)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:30 PM
Author: infuriating market

It really is impressive. He could probably make a living selling however he scrubbed literally everything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48173331)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 2:06 PM
Author: dashing property newt

He masked his identity like he unmasked ours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48173497)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 4:26 PM
Author: elite sneaky criminal

What is fucking hilarious is that is exactly what the other attorney who shares the same name as Doobs has specialized his legal practice in. This is no doubt in large part due to Doobs' actions polluting the search results for that name.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48174186)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 4:52 PM
Author: Boyish rehab philosopher-king

i wonder if doobs got his shit scraped from the internet or if it was all the other guy. seems like doobs may have lucked out that the only other attorney with his name not only is around the age to make the stuff about doobs plausibly about him, but also motivated and talented enough to get that shit scrubbed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48174305)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 5:01 PM
Author: elite sneaky criminal

I could be wrong about this but I think the lack of info about the shooting incident wasn't due to some concerted effort to scrub info from the internet

IIRC there was just one outlet that named Doobs as the victim, and that outlet subsequently went through some sort of reorganization on their website and got rid of all their old stories

There's a general tendency to not name crime victims in the press in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48174360)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 5:05 PM
Author: Boyish rehab philosopher-king

yeah, it's impossible to know for sure. but i could see doobs calling the paper and asking him to remove his name, but not having a hand in removing all this other shit, as well.

there used to be a MASSIVE amount of doobs shit if you googled his name. i'm surprised anyone got rid of it. it seems more likely it's the guy that made getting this shit off the internet his career rather than our ole pal doobs, whose opsec and legal acumen was never stellar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48174396)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:08 AM
Author: elite sneaky criminal

Your timeline is way off, Doobs was posting well into the mid 2010s

The "Heh, she likes to fuck" poast dates to 2013 and he stuck around a lot longer after that

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2217254&forum_id=2#22907429

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48171564)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 10:35 AM
Author: dashing property newt

Someone used to have like a blogspot website about him and all his stalking endeavors. It's not online anymore either, I think?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48172419)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:33 PM
Author: Big Wine Clown

https://casetext.com/case/wilson-v-state-592670

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48173339)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 2:07 PM
Author: dashing property newt

Lol. Good mam. Thanks for finding that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48173502)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:02 AM
Author: Racy elastic band

Doobs was a posting collective that stood for Disturbed Obsessed Online Betrayer of Secrets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48171367)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:03 AM
Author: dashing property newt

Wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48171370)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:10 AM
Author: Lascivious alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48171567)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: crawly institution

I met him once. He seemed like a good dood to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48171381)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:12 AM
Author: navy razzmatazz church building dysfunction

he was a good dood per my chats with him off bort, was going to hang with him once but plans fell through on my end

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48171411)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:13 AM
Author: Mildly autistic plaza

(Two guys trying to get off the spreadsheet)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48171417)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: navy razzmatazz church building dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48171420)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:16 AM
Author: cocky flushed chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48171429)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:12 AM
Author: Bronze charismatic brunch

pretending to be a woman on xo. poasting the red pecker. stalking poasters and negotiating backroom deals for twist pics. it was all real. all of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48171408)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: painfully honest french stag film

Estrada also pretended to be a woman on XO. There was a lot of that actually. I'll even say too much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48171421)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Mildly autistic plaza

It's different when we did it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48171424)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:18 AM
Author: Bronze charismatic brunch

estrada, really? i can't remember that at all. anything notable?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48171442)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:18 AM
Author: navy razzmatazz church building dysfunction

I missed out on the glory days of having the privilege of sleeping with fem poasters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48171443)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:30 AM
Author: painfully honest french stag film

You take your life / heart in your hands and put it in hers brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48171476)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: cocky flushed chapel

a ton of people pretended to be women on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48171445)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: Bronze charismatic brunch

alia was 100% actually a woman and i will die on this hill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48171446)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: navy razzmatazz church building dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48171422)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:13 AM
Author: painfully honest french stag film

What's crazy is that there was a different guy with the same name who was a law student at around the same time who I think started using his middle name to distinguish himself or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48171416)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: navy razzmatazz church building dysfunction

the other guy wasn't a a ginger though, that's what gave doobs away and his bright red pisswrwm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48171426)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 8:59 AM
Author: Mildly autistic plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48172039)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 9:43 AM
Author: motley business firm athletic conference

The other attorney with his name had to literally become an internet defamation specialist bc of the name issue. It’s his main practice now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48172231)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 9:44 AM
Author: cocky flushed chapel

i really liek it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48172232)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 9:49 AM
Author: Mildly autistic plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48172255)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 9:51 AM
Author: slate menage

u gotta do what u gotta do to protect ur family from the Zetas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48172263)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: Boyish rehab philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48172942)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 7:18 PM
Author: Zombie-like curious corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48357861)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: aquamarine exciting piazza

I don't even think he was actually a CPA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48171427)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:14 AM
Author: frum red gunner forum

He's now a "legal writing specialist" at a public defender's office in Oklahoma, lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48171571)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 7:23 AM
Author: Cobalt twisted shrine

Pretty weird that you know this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48171888)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 10:34 AM
Author: frum red gunner forum

sup Andrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48172413)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 7:26 AM
Author: Heady Scarlet University Headpube

lol, is that some non-attorney position?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48171889)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 11:39 AM
Author: Iridescent office dragon

Correct. It's for the people who suck in court.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48172695)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:18 AM
Author: alcoholic factory reset button

Title: The Curious Case of Danny Dooberstein

Once upon a time in the vast and rugged expanse of Alaska, there was a young lawyer named Andrew Stebbins. Known for his impeccable suits and razor-sharp intellect, Andrew had graduated from Indiana University Law School after honing his skills at SUNY Buffalo. He worked at a small but respected law firm in Anchorage, where the isolation of the state often compounded the pressures of the legal profession.

But beneath the polished exterior, Andrew felt a gnawing sense of dissatisfaction. The legal world in Alaska was challenging, and despite his successes, he craved attention beyond the courtroom. In a moment of impulsive creativity, Andrew created an online persona: Danny Dooberstein, a quirky and outspoken lawyer who was unapologetically feminine.

Danny quickly became a sensation on various internet forums, known for his humorous takes on legal jargon and satirical posts about the profession. But as his online popularity grew, so did his outlandish antics. One fateful night, fueled by too much coffee and an impulsive streak, Andrew posted an image meant to be provocative—a picture of his reddened penis—alongside a post criticizing the toxic masculinity prevalent in the legal world.

The internet reacted predictably. While some were amused, others were horrified. But in a twist of fate, the picture ended up on a notorious racist message board frequented by disgruntled lawyers who reveled in mocking anyone who dared to step outside their rigid norms. The post about Danny Dooberstein quickly spiraled into a meme, with users sharing it widely and crafting all sorts of parodies.

“Look at this ‘lawyer,’” one user wrote. “Clearly he has a case of the red flags!” Another chimed in, “What’s next, a legal brief written in lipstick?” The comments turned into a cruel comedy show, and before long, Andrew became the laughingstock of the very profession he aspired to excel in.

Days turned into weeks, and the humiliation reached a fever pitch. Andrew couldn’t show his face at the law firm without being met with snickers and knowing glances. Colleagues who once respected him now looked at him with a mix of pity and amusement. His attempts to explain himself only made matters worse, and soon he was known as “Danny Dooberstein” not just online but in the real world too.

Feeling the weight of embarrassment, Andrew retreated from the law firm and the online world. He spent long nights reflecting on his decisions, replaying the moment he hit "post" on that fateful picture. It was a time for self-discovery, and as he sat alone in his small apartment, he began to explore what it truly meant to be authentic.

Gradually, Andrew decided to reclaim his narrative. He crafted a blog titled “Beyond the Law,” where he discussed mental health, the pressures of the legal profession, and the importance of being true to oneself. He shared his experience openly, revealing the struggles behind his online persona and the mistakes that led to his downfall.

Surprisingly, the blog resonated with many. Lawyers from various backgrounds across the state reached out, sharing their own tales of insecurity and the longing for acceptance in a judgmental world. The support he received became a balm for his wounded pride. Andrew learned that vulnerability could forge connections far deeper than the superficial admiration he had sought as Danny Dooberstein.

Months later, Andrew was invited to speak at a legal conference in Juneau. With trepidation, he took the stage and shared his story. As he spoke about the absurdity of his past antics and the importance of authenticity, the audience listened intently. By the end of his speech, he received a standing ovation, not for his former exploits, but for his courage to embrace his flaws and learn from them.

In the end, Andrew Stebbins transformed from a figure of ridicule into an advocate for change within the Alaskan legal community. Though the specter of Danny Dooberstein lingered, he learned to own it—not as a source of shame, but as a chapter in his journey towards genuine self-acceptance. And perhaps, just perhaps, the legal world in Alaska could learn a thing or two from a lawyer who dared to be different.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48171579)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 8:40 AM
Author: Learning disabled hyperventilating old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48171984)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 8:42 AM
Author: yellow space internal respiration

Danny Dooberstein - a lawyer who dared to be different

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48171990)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 9:08 AM
Author: soggy fat ankles

A twink gone rogue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48172065)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 3:40 PM
Author: alcoholic factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48174022)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 7:06 AM
Author: Contagious mischievous antidepressant drug nursing home

He’s arguably the most consequential poster in XO history alongside NYCFan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48171877)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 9:28 AM
Author: cocky flushed chapel

halford was the most consequential poaster in xo history



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48172166)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 9:47 AM
Author: alcoholic factory reset button

And Johnsmeyer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48172246)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 9:48 AM
Author: cocky flushed chapel

i consider halford & johnsmeyer to be the two GOATs of xoxo. you could make a reasonable argument for either of them to be the most consequential/important/best poaster of all time.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48172252)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 10:34 AM
Author: Contagious mischievous antidepressant drug nursing home

Historically important but did not have the bort-altering impact Doobs did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48172414)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: Boyish rehab philosopher-king

c12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48172945)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 7:16 AM
Author: Heady Scarlet University Headpube

he also passed the february bar exam, read into that as you wish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48171885)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 9:13 AM
Author: grizzly titillating field

Ie he still married to a woman from Russia who regularly cucks him?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48172091)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 9:14 AM
Author: soggy fat ankles

Yeah, she was banging the tutu-fueled neighbor. He almost driskilled Doobs while firing his gun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48172095)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 9:28 AM
Author: grizzly titillating field

Holy shit really?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48172164)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 9:45 AM
Author: soggy fat ankles

confirmed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48172237)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 10:35 AM
Author: Stimulating trust fund death wish

If he were not real it would be necessary to invent him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48172418)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 10:49 AM
Author: Appetizing school kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48172456)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:09 PM
Author: Boyish rehab philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48172947)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 10:37 AM
Author: Sick Vermilion Senate

say what u will about doobs but he made his dream of working on 5th ave come true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48172423)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:59 PM
Author: Boyish rehab philosopher-king

he would gchat me every time i logged onto my throwaway and i was not a very notable poaster in the golden era. i can't imagine the flood of doobsian gchats the megapoasters of the time were subjected to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48173170)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:02 PM
Author: Stimulating trust fund death wish

they need to be open sourced for xo archaeologists

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48173185)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:09 PM
Author: Boyish rehab philosopher-king

sadly google seems to have erased gchats that old (very recently i believe, and i wish i had archived them heh). but i do have this one email that i've only partially redacted so those in the know can verify it's authenticity.

i have no idea why he sent this to me specifically and i didn't respond to it. in fact, i only noticed it in my inbox years later.

[DELETED]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48173215)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:11 PM
Author: Stimulating trust fund death wish

loooooollll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48173227)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:32 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Histrionic Patrolman Degenerate

she put two bottle caps in my chest pocket tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48173336)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:43 PM
Author: frum red gunner forum

She talked about her private areas and she used descriptive language. Heh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48173378)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 5:16 PM
Author: talented aqua police squad doctorate

is that why you shot him?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48174490)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 5:50 PM
Author: Unholy meetinghouse weed whacker

lol what kind of sad loser do you have to be to do all this shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48174677)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: slate menage

doobs: somehow got married, got shot, reproduced sexually

we: poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48174720)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Histrionic Patrolman Degenerate

Doobs is real, and he's spectacular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48173322)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: Balding Really Tough Guy Lay

Heh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48173415)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 2:00 PM
Author: slate menage

and a real human diaper

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48173463)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 7:38 PM
Author: galvanic pearl sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48357929)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 6:01 PM
Author: bright cracking ticket booth

There’s a little doobs in every long time poster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48174724)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 6:04 PM
Author: slate menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48174743)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 6:16 PM
Author: elite sneaky criminal

Does anyone know what happened to Todd D. in the criminal case? It languished in the courts for years and I think it finally got resolved a year or so ago but the Alaska court records website is a real piece of shit and doesn't actually say what happened to him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48174804)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 11:36 PM
Author: Cordovan roommate hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48175808)



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Date: October 10th, 2024 8:42 AM
Author: henna parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48183377)