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Was Doobs a real person?

Or is he just a mythical figure?
salmon arousing private investor
  10/06/24
(doobs)
blathering persian jew
  10/07/24
It was all true
internet-worthy partner
  10/06/24
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Yapping Hairraiser Regret
  10/07/24
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Mentally Impaired Lavender Hominid
  10/07/24
Lord Halford, the HellRoom, the Ginger Pisswyrm
Jet-lagged orchestra pit legend
  10/10/24
I am a Doobs alt
tan insane office telephone
  10/06/24
Yep. An actual law student, he later became a DA assistant i...
claret harsh pit puppy
  10/07/24
Lmao he was shot? Details pls.
Milky roast beef
  10/07/24
There were some online news articles. It was a few years ag...
Fighting rose gay wizard
  10/07/24
That shit was hilarious when it happened the bort exploded
electric site factory reset button
  10/07/24
it was incredible
Fighting rose gay wizard
  10/07/24
did doobs survive? he's got a common af name and I can't fin...
Yapping Hairraiser Regret
  10/07/24
he survived fine but yeah I suspect he has purposefully tri...
Fighting rose gay wizard
  10/07/24
lmfao at him getting shot by some methhead in anchorage LMFA...
Yapping Hairraiser Regret
  10/07/24
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Fighting rose gay wizard
  10/07/24
Already poasted below
internet-worthy partner
  10/07/24
he wouldn't stop talking shit about the zetas, but that migh...
Ruby fear-inspiring location
  10/07/24
the funniest part was that in the original news story the sh...
thriller wine chad organic girlfriend
  10/07/24
Lol beat me to it
internet-worthy partner
  10/07/24
Yep I can confirm. There is absolutely nothing on him online...
claret harsh pit puppy
  10/07/24
https://www.adn.com/alaska-news/crime-courts/2020/08/03/eagl...
chest-beating curious area
  10/07/24
Says nothing about Doobs though
claret harsh pit puppy
  10/07/24
His name was in the original story
internet-worthy partner
  10/07/24
i think he contacted every publisher and got it removed, rep...
chest-beating curious area
  10/07/24
It really is impressive. He could probably make a living sel...
internet-worthy partner
  10/07/24
He masked his identity like he unmasked ours.
claret harsh pit puppy
  10/07/24
What is fucking hilarious is that is exactly what the other ...
Talented half-breed antidepressant drug
  10/07/24
i wonder if doobs got his shit scraped from the internet or ...
deep mad-dog skullcap
  10/07/24
I could be wrong about this but I think the lack of info abo...
Talented half-breed antidepressant drug
  10/07/24
yeah, it's impossible to know for sure. but i could see doob...
deep mad-dog skullcap
  10/07/24
Your timeline is way off, Doobs was posting well into the mi...
Talented half-breed antidepressant drug
  10/07/24
Someone used to have like a blogspot website about him and a...
claret harsh pit puppy
  10/07/24
https://casetext.com/case/wilson-v-state-592670
mustard soul-stirring trust fund center
  10/07/24
Lol. Good mam. Thanks for finding that.
claret harsh pit puppy
  10/07/24
Doobs was a posting collective that stood for Disturbed Obse...
bistre razzle library
  10/07/24
Wrong
claret harsh pit puppy
  10/07/24
...
cerebral azure national security agency
  10/07/24
I met him once. He seemed like a good dood to me.
vermilion appetizing doctorate
  10/07/24
he was a good dood per my chats with him off bort, was going...
Yapping Hairraiser Regret
  10/07/24
(Two guys trying to get off the spreadsheet)
electric site factory reset button
  10/07/24
...
Yapping Hairraiser Regret
  10/07/24
...
tan insane office telephone
  10/07/24
pretending to be a woman on xo. poasting the red pecker. sta...
Ruby fear-inspiring location
  10/07/24
Estrada also pretended to be a woman on XO. There was a lot ...
Carnelian duck-like stock car box office
  10/07/24
It's different when we did it
electric site factory reset button
  10/07/24
estrada, really? i can't remember that at all. anything nota...
Ruby fear-inspiring location
  10/07/24
I missed out on the glory days of having the privilege of sl...
Yapping Hairraiser Regret
  10/07/24
You take your life / heart in your hands and put it in hers ...
Carnelian duck-like stock car box office
  10/07/24
a ton of people pretended to be women on xo
tan insane office telephone
  10/07/24
alia was 100% actually a woman and i will die on this hill
Ruby fear-inspiring location
  10/07/24
...
Yapping Hairraiser Regret
  10/07/24
What's crazy is that there was a different guy with the same...
Carnelian duck-like stock car box office
  10/07/24
the other guy wasn't a a ginger though, that's what gave doo...
Yapping Hairraiser Regret
  10/07/24
...
electric site factory reset button
  10/07/24
The other attorney with his name had to literally become an ...
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  10/07/24
i really liek it here
tan insane office telephone
  10/07/24
...
electric site factory reset button
  10/07/24
u gotta do what u gotta do to protect ur family from the Zet...
mahogany laser beams
  10/07/24
...
deep mad-dog skullcap
  10/07/24
...
Pea-brained federal locus internal respiration
  11/19/24
I don't even think he was actually a CPA
Gay marketing idea turdskin
  10/07/24
He's now a "legal writing specialist" at a public ...
Outnumbered Ruddy Weed Whacker
  10/07/24
Pretty weird that you know this
Glittery twinkling nursing home
  10/07/24
sup Andrew
Outnumbered Ruddy Weed Whacker
  10/07/24
lol, is that some non-attorney position?
chest-beating curious area
  10/07/24
Correct. It's for the people who suck in court.
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  10/07/24
Title: The Curious Case of Danny Dooberstein Once upon a ...
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  10/07/24
...
wonderful kitchen
  10/07/24
Danny Dooberstein - a lawyer who dared to be different
Fighting rose gay wizard
  10/07/24
A twink gone rogue
Jet-lagged orchestra pit legend
  10/07/24
...
Chrome exhilarant school sandwich
  10/07/24
He’s arguably the most consequential poster in XO hist...
Rambunctious dull toaster
  10/07/24
halford was the most consequential poaster in xo history ...
tan insane office telephone
  10/07/24
And Johnsmeyer?
Chrome exhilarant school sandwich
  10/07/24
i consider halford & johnsmeyer to be the two GOATs of x...
tan insane office telephone
  10/07/24
Historically important but did not have the bort-altering im...
Rambunctious dull toaster
  10/07/24
c12
deep mad-dog skullcap
  10/07/24
he also passed the february bar exam, read into that as you ...
chest-beating curious area
  10/07/24
Ie he still married to a woman from Russia who regularly cuc...
Iridescent irate market volcanic crater
  10/07/24
Yeah, she was banging the tutu-fueled neighbor. He almost dr...
Jet-lagged orchestra pit legend
  10/07/24
Holy shit really?
Iridescent irate market volcanic crater
  10/07/24
confirmed
Jet-lagged orchestra pit legend
  10/07/24
If he were not real it would be necessary to invent him
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thriller wine chad organic girlfriend
  10/07/24
...
deep mad-dog skullcap
  10/07/24
say what u will about doobs but he made his dream of working...
impressive comical candlestick maker
  10/07/24
he would gchat me every time i logged onto my throwaway and ...
deep mad-dog skullcap
  10/07/24
they need to be open sourced for xo archaeologists
provocative naked boltzmann tanning salon
  10/07/24
sadly google seems to have erased gchats that old (very rece...
deep mad-dog skullcap
  10/07/24
loooooollll
provocative naked boltzmann tanning salon
  10/07/24
she put two bottle caps in my chest pocket tp
mint newt
  10/07/24
She talked about her private areas and she used descriptive ...
Outnumbered Ruddy Weed Whacker
  10/07/24
is that why you shot him?
Cheese-eating Useless Brakes Menage
  10/07/24
lol what kind of sad loser do you have to be to do all this ...
Milky roast beef
  10/07/24
doobs: somehow got married, got shot, reproduced sexually ...
mahogany laser beams
  10/07/24
Doobs is real, and he's spectacular
mint newt
  10/07/24
Heh.
marvelous love of her life
  10/07/24
and a real human diaper
mahogany laser beams
  10/07/24
...
Massive Dashing Rehab Mexican
  11/19/24
There’s a little doobs in every long time poster
well-lubricated impertinent piazza
  10/07/24
...
mahogany laser beams
  10/07/24
Does anyone know what happened to Todd D. in the criminal ca...
Talented half-breed antidepressant drug
  10/07/24
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Pungent citrine point hissy fit
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salmon arousing private investor
  10/10/24


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Date: October 6th, 2024 11:53 PM
Author: salmon arousing private investor

Or is he just a mythical figure?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48171332)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:22 PM
Author: blathering persian jew

(doobs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48173016)



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Date: October 6th, 2024 11:58 PM
Author: internet-worthy partner

It was all true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48171352)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: Yapping Hairraiser Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48171401)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:11 AM
Author: Mentally Impaired Lavender Hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48171404)



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Date: October 10th, 2024 9:44 AM
Author: Jet-lagged orchestra pit legend

Lord Halford, the HellRoom, the Ginger Pisswyrm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48183468)



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Date: October 6th, 2024 11:59 PM
Author: tan insane office telephone

I am a Doobs alt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48171356)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:01 AM
Author: claret harsh pit puppy

Yep. An actual law student, he later became a DA assistant in Alaska and was actually shot.

I joined just after he left but yea I remember there was real hysteria at that time because the guy was using peoples' details to figure out who they were and then harassing them offline. People were paranoid of him back in like 2010 when I joined.

I know his real name.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48171361)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: Milky roast beef

Lmao he was shot? Details pls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48171379)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: Fighting rose gay wizard

There were some online news articles. It was a few years ago. Seems that Doobs's neighbor in their Anchorage suburb was a major methhead and had some kind of paranoid outburst and started shooting around his house. Doobs got shot lying in bed in his own house.

Somehow all of those articles seem to no longer be online.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48171398)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:11 AM
Author: electric site factory reset button

That shit was hilarious when it happened the bort exploded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48171405)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:17 AM
Author: Fighting rose gay wizard

it was incredible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48171432)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:11 AM
Author: Yapping Hairraiser Regret

did doobs survive? he's got a common af name and I can't find jack shit about him online anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48171406)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:16 AM
Author: Fighting rose gay wizard

he survived fine

but yeah I suspect he has purposefully tried to remove his online presence



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48171431)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:17 AM
Author: Yapping Hairraiser Regret

lmfao at him getting shot by some methhead in anchorage LMFAO , oh doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48171438)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: Fighting rose gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48171444)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:12 PM
Author: internet-worthy partner

Already poasted below

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48173230)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:12 AM
Author: Ruby fear-inspiring location

he wouldn't stop talking shit about the zetas, but that might've been unrelated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48171414)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 10:21 AM
Author: thriller wine chad organic girlfriend

the funniest part was that in the original news story the shooter claimed doobs was shining a light in his house to look at him and that’s why he shot him.

he may have been paranoid and on meth but there’s a high likelihood doobs actually was trying to look in the guy’s house a bunch and he just got sick of the stalking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48172364)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:13 PM
Author: internet-worthy partner

Lol beat me to it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48173233)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 10:35 AM
Author: claret harsh pit puppy

Yep I can confirm. There is absolutely nothing on him online anymore. Really incredible. The guy was the best in the world at finding who you are, and finding you. But also the best opsec apparently and got his shit wiped from the www.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48172417)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 10:45 AM
Author: chest-beating curious area

https://www.adn.com/alaska-news/crime-courts/2020/08/03/eagle-river-man-says-he-was-high-on-meth-when-he-shot-up-neighborhood-charges-say/#:~:text=Todd%20Driskill,%2057,%20fired%20at%20officers%20as

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48172449)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:15 PM
Author: claret harsh pit puppy

Says nothing about Doobs though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48172976)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:15 PM
Author: internet-worthy partner

His name was in the original story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48173244)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:20 PM
Author: chest-beating curious area

i think he contacted every publisher and got it removed, reputation defender style

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48173277)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:30 PM
Author: internet-worthy partner

It really is impressive. He could probably make a living selling however he scrubbed literally everything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48173331)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 2:06 PM
Author: claret harsh pit puppy

He masked his identity like he unmasked ours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48173497)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 4:26 PM
Author: Talented half-breed antidepressant drug

What is fucking hilarious is that is exactly what the other attorney who shares the same name as Doobs has specialized his legal practice in. This is no doubt in large part due to Doobs' actions polluting the search results for that name.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48174186)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 4:52 PM
Author: deep mad-dog skullcap

i wonder if doobs got his shit scraped from the internet or if it was all the other guy. seems like doobs may have lucked out that the only other attorney with his name not only is around the age to make the stuff about doobs plausibly about him, but also motivated and talented enough to get that shit scrubbed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48174305)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 5:01 PM
Author: Talented half-breed antidepressant drug

I could be wrong about this but I think the lack of info about the shooting incident wasn't due to some concerted effort to scrub info from the internet

IIRC there was just one outlet that named Doobs as the victim, and that outlet subsequently went through some sort of reorganization on their website and got rid of all their old stories

There's a general tendency to not name crime victims in the press in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48174360)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 5:05 PM
Author: deep mad-dog skullcap

yeah, it's impossible to know for sure. but i could see doobs calling the paper and asking him to remove his name, but not having a hand in removing all this other shit, as well.

there used to be a MASSIVE amount of doobs shit if you googled his name. i'm surprised anyone got rid of it. it seems more likely it's the guy that made getting this shit off the internet his career rather than our ole pal doobs, whose opsec and legal acumen was never stellar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48174396)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:08 AM
Author: Talented half-breed antidepressant drug

Your timeline is way off, Doobs was posting well into the mid 2010s

The "Heh, she likes to fuck" poast dates to 2013 and he stuck around a lot longer after that

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2217254&forum_id=2#22907429

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48171564)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 10:35 AM
Author: claret harsh pit puppy

Someone used to have like a blogspot website about him and all his stalking endeavors. It's not online anymore either, I think?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48172419)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:33 PM
Author: mustard soul-stirring trust fund center

https://casetext.com/case/wilson-v-state-592670

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48173339)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 2:07 PM
Author: claret harsh pit puppy

Lol. Good mam. Thanks for finding that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48173502)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:02 AM
Author: bistre razzle library

Doobs was a posting collective that stood for Disturbed Obsessed Online Betrayer of Secrets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48171367)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:03 AM
Author: claret harsh pit puppy

Wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48171370)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:10 AM
Author: cerebral azure national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48171567)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: vermilion appetizing doctorate

I met him once. He seemed like a good dood to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48171381)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:12 AM
Author: Yapping Hairraiser Regret

he was a good dood per my chats with him off bort, was going to hang with him once but plans fell through on my end

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48171411)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:13 AM
Author: electric site factory reset button

(Two guys trying to get off the spreadsheet)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48171417)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Yapping Hairraiser Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48171420)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:16 AM
Author: tan insane office telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48171429)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:12 AM
Author: Ruby fear-inspiring location

pretending to be a woman on xo. poasting the red pecker. stalking poasters and negotiating backroom deals for twist pics. it was all real. all of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48171408)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Carnelian duck-like stock car box office

Estrada also pretended to be a woman on XO. There was a lot of that actually. I'll even say too much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48171421)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: electric site factory reset button

It's different when we did it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48171424)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:18 AM
Author: Ruby fear-inspiring location

estrada, really? i can't remember that at all. anything notable?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48171442)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:18 AM
Author: Yapping Hairraiser Regret

I missed out on the glory days of having the privilege of sleeping with fem poasters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48171443)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:30 AM
Author: Carnelian duck-like stock car box office

You take your life / heart in your hands and put it in hers brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48171476)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: tan insane office telephone

a ton of people pretended to be women on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48171445)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: Ruby fear-inspiring location

alia was 100% actually a woman and i will die on this hill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48171446)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Yapping Hairraiser Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48171422)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:13 AM
Author: Carnelian duck-like stock car box office

What's crazy is that there was a different guy with the same name who was a law student at around the same time who I think started using his middle name to distinguish himself or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48171416)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Yapping Hairraiser Regret

the other guy wasn't a a ginger though, that's what gave doobs away and his bright red pisswrwm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48171426)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 8:59 AM
Author: electric site factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48172039)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 9:43 AM
Author: Cracking infuriating coffee pot abode

The other attorney with his name had to literally become an internet defamation specialist bc of the name issue. It’s his main practice now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48172231)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 9:44 AM
Author: tan insane office telephone

i really liek it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48172232)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 9:49 AM
Author: electric site factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48172255)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 9:51 AM
Author: mahogany laser beams

u gotta do what u gotta do to protect ur family from the Zetas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48172263)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: deep mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48172942)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 7:18 PM
Author: Pea-brained federal locus internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48357861)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Gay marketing idea turdskin

I don't even think he was actually a CPA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48171427)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:14 AM
Author: Outnumbered Ruddy Weed Whacker

He's now a "legal writing specialist" at a public defender's office in Oklahoma, lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48171571)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 7:23 AM
Author: Glittery twinkling nursing home

Pretty weird that you know this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48171888)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 10:34 AM
Author: Outnumbered Ruddy Weed Whacker

sup Andrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48172413)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 7:26 AM
Author: chest-beating curious area

lol, is that some non-attorney position?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48171889)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 11:39 AM
Author: angry charismatic sweet tailpipe university

Correct. It's for the people who suck in court.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48172695)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:18 AM
Author: Chrome exhilarant school sandwich

Title: The Curious Case of Danny Dooberstein

Once upon a time in the vast and rugged expanse of Alaska, there was a young lawyer named Andrew Stebbins. Known for his impeccable suits and razor-sharp intellect, Andrew had graduated from Indiana University Law School after honing his skills at SUNY Buffalo. He worked at a small but respected law firm in Anchorage, where the isolation of the state often compounded the pressures of the legal profession.

But beneath the polished exterior, Andrew felt a gnawing sense of dissatisfaction. The legal world in Alaska was challenging, and despite his successes, he craved attention beyond the courtroom. In a moment of impulsive creativity, Andrew created an online persona: Danny Dooberstein, a quirky and outspoken lawyer who was unapologetically feminine.

Danny quickly became a sensation on various internet forums, known for his humorous takes on legal jargon and satirical posts about the profession. But as his online popularity grew, so did his outlandish antics. One fateful night, fueled by too much coffee and an impulsive streak, Andrew posted an image meant to be provocative—a picture of his reddened penis—alongside a post criticizing the toxic masculinity prevalent in the legal world.

The internet reacted predictably. While some were amused, others were horrified. But in a twist of fate, the picture ended up on a notorious racist message board frequented by disgruntled lawyers who reveled in mocking anyone who dared to step outside their rigid norms. The post about Danny Dooberstein quickly spiraled into a meme, with users sharing it widely and crafting all sorts of parodies.

“Look at this ‘lawyer,’” one user wrote. “Clearly he has a case of the red flags!” Another chimed in, “What’s next, a legal brief written in lipstick?” The comments turned into a cruel comedy show, and before long, Andrew became the laughingstock of the very profession he aspired to excel in.

Days turned into weeks, and the humiliation reached a fever pitch. Andrew couldn’t show his face at the law firm without being met with snickers and knowing glances. Colleagues who once respected him now looked at him with a mix of pity and amusement. His attempts to explain himself only made matters worse, and soon he was known as “Danny Dooberstein” not just online but in the real world too.

Feeling the weight of embarrassment, Andrew retreated from the law firm and the online world. He spent long nights reflecting on his decisions, replaying the moment he hit "post" on that fateful picture. It was a time for self-discovery, and as he sat alone in his small apartment, he began to explore what it truly meant to be authentic.

Gradually, Andrew decided to reclaim his narrative. He crafted a blog titled “Beyond the Law,” where he discussed mental health, the pressures of the legal profession, and the importance of being true to oneself. He shared his experience openly, revealing the struggles behind his online persona and the mistakes that led to his downfall.

Surprisingly, the blog resonated with many. Lawyers from various backgrounds across the state reached out, sharing their own tales of insecurity and the longing for acceptance in a judgmental world. The support he received became a balm for his wounded pride. Andrew learned that vulnerability could forge connections far deeper than the superficial admiration he had sought as Danny Dooberstein.

Months later, Andrew was invited to speak at a legal conference in Juneau. With trepidation, he took the stage and shared his story. As he spoke about the absurdity of his past antics and the importance of authenticity, the audience listened intently. By the end of his speech, he received a standing ovation, not for his former exploits, but for his courage to embrace his flaws and learn from them.

In the end, Andrew Stebbins transformed from a figure of ridicule into an advocate for change within the Alaskan legal community. Though the specter of Danny Dooberstein lingered, he learned to own it—not as a source of shame, but as a chapter in his journey towards genuine self-acceptance. And perhaps, just perhaps, the legal world in Alaska could learn a thing or two from a lawyer who dared to be different.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48171579)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 8:40 AM
Author: wonderful kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48171984)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 8:42 AM
Author: Fighting rose gay wizard

Danny Dooberstein - a lawyer who dared to be different

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48171990)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 9:08 AM
Author: Jet-lagged orchestra pit legend

A twink gone rogue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48172065)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 3:40 PM
Author: Chrome exhilarant school sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48174022)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 7:06 AM
Author: Rambunctious dull toaster

He’s arguably the most consequential poster in XO history alongside NYCFan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48171877)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 9:28 AM
Author: tan insane office telephone

halford was the most consequential poaster in xo history



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48172166)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 9:47 AM
Author: Chrome exhilarant school sandwich

And Johnsmeyer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48172246)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 9:48 AM
Author: tan insane office telephone

i consider halford & johnsmeyer to be the two GOATs of xoxo. you could make a reasonable argument for either of them to be the most consequential/important/best poaster of all time.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48172252)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 10:34 AM
Author: Rambunctious dull toaster

Historically important but did not have the bort-altering impact Doobs did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48172414)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: deep mad-dog skullcap

c12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48172945)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 7:16 AM
Author: chest-beating curious area

he also passed the february bar exam, read into that as you wish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48171885)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 9:13 AM
Author: Iridescent irate market volcanic crater

Ie he still married to a woman from Russia who regularly cucks him?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48172091)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 9:14 AM
Author: Jet-lagged orchestra pit legend

Yeah, she was banging the tutu-fueled neighbor. He almost driskilled Doobs while firing his gun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48172095)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 9:28 AM
Author: Iridescent irate market volcanic crater

Holy shit really?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48172164)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 9:45 AM
Author: Jet-lagged orchestra pit legend

confirmed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48172237)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 10:35 AM
Author: provocative naked boltzmann tanning salon

If he were not real it would be necessary to invent him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48172418)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 10:49 AM
Author: thriller wine chad organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48172456)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:09 PM
Author: deep mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48172947)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 10:37 AM
Author: impressive comical candlestick maker

say what u will about doobs but he made his dream of working on 5th ave come true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48172423)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 12:59 PM
Author: deep mad-dog skullcap

he would gchat me every time i logged onto my throwaway and i was not a very notable poaster in the golden era. i can't imagine the flood of doobsian gchats the megapoasters of the time were subjected to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48173170)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:02 PM
Author: provocative naked boltzmann tanning salon

they need to be open sourced for xo archaeologists

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48173185)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:09 PM
Author: deep mad-dog skullcap

sadly google seems to have erased gchats that old (very recently i believe, and i wish i had archived them heh). but i do have this one email that i've only partially redacted so those in the know can verify it's authenticity.

i have no idea why he sent this to me specifically and i didn't respond to it. in fact, i only noticed it in my inbox years later.

[DELETED]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48173215)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:11 PM
Author: provocative naked boltzmann tanning salon

loooooollll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48173227)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:32 PM
Author: mint newt

she put two bottle caps in my chest pocket tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48173336)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:43 PM
Author: Outnumbered Ruddy Weed Whacker

She talked about her private areas and she used descriptive language. Heh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48173378)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 5:16 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Useless Brakes Menage

is that why you shot him?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48174490)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 5:50 PM
Author: Milky roast beef

lol what kind of sad loser do you have to be to do all this shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48174677)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: mahogany laser beams

doobs: somehow got married, got shot, reproduced sexually

we: poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48174720)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: mint newt

Doobs is real, and he's spectacular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48173322)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: marvelous love of her life

Heh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48173415)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 2:00 PM
Author: mahogany laser beams

and a real human diaper

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48173463)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 7:38 PM
Author: Massive Dashing Rehab Mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48357929)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 6:01 PM
Author: well-lubricated impertinent piazza

There’s a little doobs in every long time poster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48174724)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 6:04 PM
Author: mahogany laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48174743)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 6:16 PM
Author: Talented half-breed antidepressant drug

Does anyone know what happened to Todd D. in the criminal case? It languished in the courts for years and I think it finally got resolved a year or so ago but the Alaska court records website is a real piece of shit and doesn't actually say what happened to him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48174804)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 11:36 PM
Author: Pungent citrine point hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48175808)



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Date: October 10th, 2024 8:42 AM
Author: salmon arousing private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5607667&forum_id=2#48183377)