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Done drinking, ruined wife’s cousin’s wedding yesterday

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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:24 AM
Author: sable disturbing theater stage wagecucks

Started drinking too early. Wedding wasn’t at a church which I thought was degenerate because I’m Roman Catholic. The MC was basically making jokes at this makeshift “church” they had with white chairs set up in the same area as the reception.

The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact I can make him bleed out of his ass if I ever got into an MMA ring with him.

She was 29 when she met him and is 34 now with a birth control softball player body.

The fuckin MC was basically announcing the wedding like it was a hockey game then started to turn it back into a romantic wedding with traditional wedding music when she walked down the aisle.

I chugged three of those little black boxes of red wine at this point so as she was walking down the aisle I grabbed the mic from the MC and pushed him away.

I always said to my wife this cousin of hers looks like a horse with her fuckin square birth control body so when I grabbed the mic I said “Galloping down the aisle! Hard! Direct (made a hand gesture)! She’s square! She has no ass! Square! Direct! Galloping down the aisle!”

While I was doing this everyone was gasping and the dad walked over like he was going to hit me be thought better of it. The security for the venue took three guys to get me down. They called the cops but the cops said this isn’t really a crime what i did so everyone just asked me to leave.

Wife still crying but 180 she left with me. She’s a ride or die bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48424333)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM
Author: pale boyish church building selfie

cousin on her moms side or dads

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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM
Author: sable disturbing theater stage wagecucks

Dads

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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:40 AM
Author: Dashing Ruddy Gunner

which dad

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:52 AM
Author: orchid house



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:38 PM
Author: bateful pisswyrm

A) Good question;

B) Did that moniker come from you days at the Red Dragon Inn in RhyDin?

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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:29 PM
Author: Hairless indian lodge



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:53 PM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:26 AM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:40 AM
Author: Dashing Ruddy Gunner



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:43 AM
Author: lascivious hell wrinkle

LMFAO

truly 180

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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:06 AM
Author: sable disturbing theater stage wagecucks

This. And when I got home I played “Zombies” that cranberry song perfectly on my kid’s toy piano and I never played it before. I had two more black boxes on the ride and when I got home I was ranting about how good I was at piano and my wife pointed out it’s a player piano so it’s automatic. We were both hysterically laughing at my stupidity,

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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:43 AM
Author: lascivious hell wrinkle

180 night



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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:47 AM
Author: sable disturbing theater stage wagecucks

One for the books lmao

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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM
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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:59 PM
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Date: December 9th, 2024 2:32 PM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:50 AM
Author: White native

Ok but why stop drinking

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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:55 PM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:27 PM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:50 PM
Author: Cheese-eating university



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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:11 PM
Author: Diverse doobsian locale



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:55 AM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:21 AM
Author: Nofapping base mad cow disease

Going to need the Heights of all involved before judging this poast

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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:50 AM
Author: sable disturbing theater stage wagecucks

That’s the best part. I spend every free second of my day training and lifting. If he’s taller why didn’t he step to me when I disrespected his wife? Her lazy dad too. Because they know they had no shot.

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:09 AM
Author: Nofapping base mad cow disease

Lmao lil breh he doesn't think about you at all -- worrying about "stepping to" is for Short Men.

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:13 AM
Author: sable disturbing theater stage wagecucks

Lmao guess you win bro lmao.

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM
Author: Nofapping base mad cow disease



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:31 PM
Author: Cerebral round eye weed whacker

180

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM
Author: Effete talented famous landscape painting

They had to call some REAL MEN to come and regulate lmao

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:11 AM
Author: ebony forum idiot

Johnny my boy, why are you pumo?

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:13 AM
Author: sable disturbing theater stage wagecucks

Not me

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM
Author: Nofapping base mad cow disease



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:28 PM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: House-broken roast beef menage



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:55 PM
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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:10 PM
Author: Diverse doobsian locale



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:15 AM
Author: Out-of-control razzmatazz market



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:15 AM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:51 AM
Author: Submissive fluffy new version

The "wedding" wasn't at a church? You did nothing wrong. If they thought that their ceremony was so important maybe they should have bothered to sacralize it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48424487)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:29 PM
Author: sable disturbing theater stage wagecucks

This.

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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:29 PM
Author: Lemon patrolman

so much this

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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:18 PM
Author: lascivious hell wrinkle



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM
Author: Dark Fanboi



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:32 PM
Author: Cerebral round eye weed whacker

heroic

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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:33 PM
Author: Concupiscible metal meetinghouse

29 jumped the shark. shouldve gone with 26-27.

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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:39 PM
Author: histrionic walnut plaza



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:39 PM
Author: insanely creepy blood rage elastic band

the MC

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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:59 PM
Author: orchid house



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:34 PM
Author: cracking charcoal spot

I can’t understand making up a story like this and keeping myself short in the flame.

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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:35 PM
Author: Nofapping base mad cow disease

Story?

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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:36 PM
Author: Cerebral round eye weed whacker

that's the difference

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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:30 PM
Author: Hairless indian lodge



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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:57 PM
Author: pale boyish church building selfie



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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:18 PM
Author: lascivious hell wrinkle



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:50 PM
Author: Cheese-eating university



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: histrionic walnut plaza



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM
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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:10 PM
Author: Diverse doobsian locale



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:58 PM
Author: sable disturbing theater stage wagecucks

Not fake

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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:25 PM
Author: Lemon patrolman

ergo it’s true

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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:26 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle hyperactive corner private investor

JM is getting subtler with age

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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:03 PM
Author: Balding Locus

Even after all these years some people still don't "get" xo

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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:23 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Boltzmann Pervert

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:27 PM
Author: orange stage

34 year old "bride"? Birth control body? Not in a church?

Doesn't sound like you were at a wedding at all, champ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48425578)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:47 PM
Author: sable disturbing theater stage wagecucks

Is that supposed to insult me? As if I give a shit about the bride?

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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:51 PM
Author: Cheese-eating university

Subpoena the bodycam footage

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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: aquamarine disgusting hall french chef

180

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Date: December 8th, 2024 11:24 PM
Author: Green Mind-boggling Macaca



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: Dark Fanboi



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