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Done drinking, ruined wife’s cousin’s wedding yesterday

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Amethyst alcoholic sneaky criminal
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cousin on her moms side or dads
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Dads
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:24 AM
Author: Amethyst alcoholic sneaky criminal

Started drinking too early. Wedding wasn’t at a church which I thought was degenerate because I’m Roman Catholic. The MC was basically making jokes at this makeshift “church” they had with white chairs set up in the same area as the reception.

The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact I can make him bleed out of his ass if I ever got into an MMA ring with him.

She was 29 when she met him and is 34 now with a birth control softball player body.

The fuckin MC was basically announcing the wedding like it was a hockey game then started to turn it back into a romantic wedding with traditional wedding music when she walked down the aisle.

I chugged three of those little black boxes of red wine at this point so as she was walking down the aisle I grabbed the mic from the MC and pushed him away.

I always said to my wife this cousin of hers looks like a horse with her fuckin square birth control body so when I grabbed the mic I said “Galloping down the aisle! Hard! Direct (made a hand gesture)! She’s square! She has no ass! Square! Direct! Galloping down the aisle!”

While I was doing this everyone was gasping and the dad walked over like he was going to hit me be thought better of it. The security for the venue took three guys to get me down. They called the cops but the cops said this isn’t really a crime what i did so everyone just asked me to leave.

Wife still crying but 180 she left with me. She’s a ride or die bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48424333)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM
Author: saffron rehab

cousin on her moms side or dads

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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM
Author: Amethyst alcoholic sneaky criminal

Dads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48424337)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:40 AM
Author: aqua french chef striped hyena

which dad

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:52 AM
Author: black bipolar really tough guy



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:38 PM
Author: sapphire locale

A) Good question;

B) Did that moniker come from you days at the Red Dragon Inn in RhyDin?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48424872)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:29 PM
Author: Multi-colored lime toilet seat field



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:53 PM
Author: insane weed whacker



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 AM
Author: spruce exhilarant mood



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Date: December 9th, 2024 2:34 PM
Author: irradiated cyan laser beams space



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM
Author: buck-toothed institution depressive



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:26 AM
Author: buck-toothed institution depressive



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:40 AM
Author: aqua french chef striped hyena



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:43 AM
Author: Bull headed death wish toaster

LMFAO

truly 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48424347)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:06 AM
Author: Amethyst alcoholic sneaky criminal

This. And when I got home I played “Zombies” that cranberry song perfectly on my kid’s toy piano and I never played it before. I had two more black boxes on the ride and when I got home I was ranting about how good I was at piano and my wife pointed out it’s a player piano so it’s automatic. We were both hysterically laughing at my stupidity,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48424364)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:43 AM
Author: Bull headed death wish toaster

180 night



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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:47 AM
Author: Amethyst alcoholic sneaky criminal

One for the books lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48424395)



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM
Author: buck-toothed institution depressive



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:59 PM
Author: Floppy plum locus ratface



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Date: December 9th, 2024 2:32 PM
Author: pearl national security agency turdskin



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:04 AM
Author: Flesh Theater



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:50 AM
Author: Free-loading therapy senate

Ok but why stop drinking

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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:55 PM
Author: Big clear public bath dysfunction



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Author: Trip gay native



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:59 PM
Author: black bipolar really tough guy



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:27 PM
Author: Stimulating cruise ship



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:50 PM
Author: electric becky



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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:11 PM
Author: pearl national security agency turdskin



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:55 AM
Author: Alcoholic location



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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:21 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle big-titted property

Going to need the Heights of all involved before judging this poast

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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:50 AM
Author: Amethyst alcoholic sneaky criminal

That’s the best part. I spend every free second of my day training and lifting. If he’s taller why didn’t he step to me when I disrespected his wife? Her lazy dad too. Because they know they had no shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48424399)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:09 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle big-titted property

Lmao lil breh he doesn't think about you at all -- worrying about "stepping to" is for Short Men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48424425)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:13 AM
Author: Amethyst alcoholic sneaky criminal

Lmao guess you win bro lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48424433)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle big-titted property



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:31 PM
Author: misunderstood turquoise orchestra pit

180

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM
Author: filthy principal's office

They had to call some REAL MEN to come and regulate lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48424454)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:11 AM
Author: tan parlor

Johnny my boy, why are you pumo?

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:13 AM
Author: Amethyst alcoholic sneaky criminal

Not me

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle big-titted property



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: Stimulating cruise ship



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Date: December 8th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: fragrant gas station



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:55 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Crawly Reading Party Indian Lodge



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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:10 PM
Author: pearl national security agency turdskin



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:15 AM
Author: Effete school cafeteria windowlicker



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:15 AM
Author: Aromatic cobalt point



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:51 AM
Author: Primrose geriatric house trust fund

The "wedding" wasn't at a church? You did nothing wrong. If they thought that their ceremony was so important maybe they should have bothered to sacralize it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48424487)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:29 PM
Author: Amethyst alcoholic sneaky criminal

This.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48424851)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:29 PM
Author: Stimulating cruise ship

so much this

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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:18 PM
Author: Bull headed death wish toaster



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM
Author: buck-toothed institution depressive



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:32 PM
Author: misunderstood turquoise orchestra pit

heroic

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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:33 PM
Author: fantasy-prone bisexual school brethren

29 jumped the shark. shouldve gone with 26-27.

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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:39 PM
Author: Diverse old irish cottage



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:39 PM
Author: Dark Stage Boltzmann

the MC

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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:59 PM
Author: black bipolar really tough guy



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:34 PM
Author: razzmatazz ebony business firm

I can’t understand making up a story like this and keeping myself short in the flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48425009)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:35 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle big-titted property

Story?

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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:36 PM
Author: misunderstood turquoise orchestra pit

that's the difference

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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:30 PM
Author: Multi-colored lime toilet seat field



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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:57 PM
Author: saffron rehab



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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:18 PM
Author: Bull headed death wish toaster



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:50 PM
Author: electric becky



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: Diverse old irish cottage



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM
Author: buck-toothed institution depressive



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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:10 PM
Author: pearl national security agency turdskin



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:58 PM
Author: Amethyst alcoholic sneaky criminal

Not fake

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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:25 PM
Author: Stimulating cruise ship

ergo it’s true

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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:26 PM
Author: Carmine mind-boggling tanning salon

JM is getting subtler with age

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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:03 PM
Author: Emerald motley hospital incel

Even after all these years some people still don't "get" xo

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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:23 PM
Author: Galvanic Coiffed National Round Eye

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:27 PM
Author: burgundy market

34 year old "bride"? Birth control body? Not in a church?

Doesn't sound like you were at a wedding at all, champ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48425578)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:47 PM
Author: Amethyst alcoholic sneaky criminal

Is that supposed to insult me? As if I give a shit about the bride?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48425746)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:51 PM
Author: electric becky

Subpoena the bodycam footage

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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: 180 church black woman

180

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Date: December 8th, 2024 11:24 PM
Author: mentally impaired milky mother



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: buck-toothed institution depressive



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Date: July 20th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: habeas penem



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