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Done drinking, ruined wife’s cousin’s wedding yesterday

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cousin on her moms side or dads
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Dads
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This. And when I got home I played “Zombies” tha...
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180 night
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Lmao guess you win bro lmao.
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180
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They had to call some REAL MEN to come and regulate lmao
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Johnny my boy, why are you pumo?
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Not me
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This.
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so much this
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:24 AM
Author: Heady trump supporter school

Started drinking too early. Wedding wasn’t at a church which I thought was degenerate because I’m Roman Catholic. The MC was basically making jokes at this makeshift “church” they had with white chairs set up in the same area as the reception.

The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact I can make him bleed out of his ass if I ever got into an MMA ring with him.

She was 29 when she met him and is 34 now with a birth control softball player body.

The fuckin MC was basically announcing the wedding like it was a hockey game then started to turn it back into a romantic wedding with traditional wedding music when she walked down the aisle.

I chugged three of those little black boxes of red wine at this point so as she was walking down the aisle I grabbed the mic from the MC and pushed him away.

I always said to my wife this cousin of hers looks like a horse with her fuckin square birth control body so when I grabbed the mic I said “Galloping down the aisle! Hard! Direct (made a hand gesture)! She’s square! She has no ass! Square! Direct! Galloping down the aisle!”

While I was doing this everyone was gasping and the dad walked over like he was going to hit me be thought better of it. The security for the venue took three guys to get me down. They called the cops but the cops said this isn’t really a crime what i did so everyone just asked me to leave.

Wife still crying but 180 she left with me. She’s a ride or die bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48424333)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac violet mexican

cousin on her moms side or dads

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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM
Author: Heady trump supporter school

Dads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48424337)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:40 AM
Author: arousing buff native

which dad

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:52 AM
Author: Medicated hunting ground



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:38 PM
Author: nudist toaster pisswyrm

A) Good question;

B) Did that moniker come from you days at the Red Dragon Inn in RhyDin?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48424872)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:29 PM
Author: Gold Odious Spot Circlehead



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:53 PM
Author: Green Knife Immigrant



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 AM
Author: self-centered bespoke business firm factory reset button



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Date: December 9th, 2024 2:34 PM
Author: Milky orchestra pit psychic



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM
Author: balding galvanic sound barrier



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:26 AM
Author: balding galvanic sound barrier



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:40 AM
Author: arousing buff native



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:43 AM
Author: topaz haunting fanboi liquid oxygen

LMFAO

truly 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48424347)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:06 AM
Author: Heady trump supporter school

This. And when I got home I played “Zombies” that cranberry song perfectly on my kid’s toy piano and I never played it before. I had two more black boxes on the ride and when I got home I was ranting about how good I was at piano and my wife pointed out it’s a player piano so it’s automatic. We were both hysterically laughing at my stupidity,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48424364)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:43 AM
Author: topaz haunting fanboi liquid oxygen

180 night



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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:47 AM
Author: Heady trump supporter school

One for the books lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48424395)



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM
Author: balding galvanic sound barrier



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:59 PM
Author: Crusty glassy background story brunch



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Date: December 9th, 2024 2:32 PM
Author: deep shaky mediation goyim



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:04 AM
Author: territorial lime den



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:50 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle resort round eye

Ok but why stop drinking

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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:55 PM
Author: Drunken Citrine Weed Whacker



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:58 PM
Author: Naked slippery wagecucks



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:59 PM
Author: Medicated hunting ground



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:27 PM
Author: vivacious ticket booth queen of the night



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:50 PM
Author: Startling Bipolar Casino Stock Car



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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:11 PM
Author: deep shaky mediation goyim



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:55 AM
Author: Plum Bull Headed Bawdyhouse Gunner



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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:21 AM
Author: sepia police squad

Going to need the Heights of all involved before judging this poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48424372)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:50 AM
Author: Heady trump supporter school

That’s the best part. I spend every free second of my day training and lifting. If he’s taller why didn’t he step to me when I disrespected his wife? Her lazy dad too. Because they know they had no shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48424399)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:09 AM
Author: sepia police squad

Lmao lil breh he doesn't think about you at all -- worrying about "stepping to" is for Short Men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48424425)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:13 AM
Author: Heady trump supporter school

Lmao guess you win bro lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48424433)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM
Author: sepia police squad



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:31 PM
Author: Floppy organic girlfriend

180

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM
Author: Orange Double Fault

They had to call some REAL MEN to come and regulate lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48424454)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:11 AM
Author: lascivious reading party

Johnny my boy, why are you pumo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48424429)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:13 AM
Author: Heady trump supporter school

Not me

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM
Author: sepia police squad



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: vivacious ticket booth queen of the night



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Date: December 8th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: Frum step-uncle's house clown



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:55 PM
Author: talented senate affirmative action



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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:10 PM
Author: deep shaky mediation goyim



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:15 AM
Author: Fuchsia codepig



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:15 AM
Author: doobsian windowlicker



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:51 AM
Author: concupiscible base trust fund

The "wedding" wasn't at a church? You did nothing wrong. If they thought that their ceremony was so important maybe they should have bothered to sacralize it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48424487)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:29 PM
Author: Heady trump supporter school

This.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48424851)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:29 PM
Author: vivacious ticket booth queen of the night

so much this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48424991)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:18 PM
Author: topaz haunting fanboi liquid oxygen



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM
Author: balding galvanic sound barrier



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:32 PM
Author: Floppy organic girlfriend

heroic

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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:33 PM
Author: Vermilion Sick Skinny Woman Theater

29 jumped the shark. shouldve gone with 26-27.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48424859)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:39 PM
Author: Effete church faggot firefighter



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:39 PM
Author: irate domesticated partner office

the MC

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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:59 PM
Author: Medicated hunting ground



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:34 PM
Author: exciting indecent abode

I can’t understand making up a story like this and keeping myself short in the flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48425009)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:35 PM
Author: sepia police squad

Story?

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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:36 PM
Author: Floppy organic girlfriend

that's the difference

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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:30 PM
Author: Gold Odious Spot Circlehead



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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:57 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac violet mexican



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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:18 PM
Author: topaz haunting fanboi liquid oxygen



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:50 PM
Author: Startling Bipolar Casino Stock Car



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: Effete church faggot firefighter



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM
Author: balding galvanic sound barrier



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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:10 PM
Author: deep shaky mediation goyim



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:58 PM
Author: Heady trump supporter school

Not fake

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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:25 PM
Author: vivacious ticket booth queen of the night

ergo it’s true

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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:26 PM
Author: Greedy hell brethren

JM is getting subtler with age

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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:03 PM
Author: hideous dysfunction

Even after all these years some people still don't "get" xo

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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:23 PM
Author: magical well-lubricated property macaca

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48425570)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:27 PM
Author: big center candlestick maker

34 year old "bride"? Birth control body? Not in a church?

Doesn't sound like you were at a wedding at all, champ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48425578)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:47 PM
Author: Heady trump supporter school

Is that supposed to insult me? As if I give a shit about the bride?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2#48425746)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:51 PM
Author: Startling Bipolar Casino Stock Car

Subpoena the bodycam footage

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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: Histrionic nowag

180

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Date: December 8th, 2024 11:24 PM
Author: Purple Son Of Senegal



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: balding galvanic sound barrier



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Date: July 20th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: habeas penem



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