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58yo David Schwimmer Fucking 29yo Korean-Jew Hapa UCLA Med Student (PICS)

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-14309945/Frien...
boyish swollen heaven patrolman
  01/21/25
you are a mentally retarded jewish pedophile and are probabl...
zombie-like startled location pistol
  02/06/25
She is interested in Mizrahi history, she attends Shabbat, d...
boyish swollen heaven patrolman
  01/21/25
you'd think a rich famous Hollywood star in decent shape cou...
pontificating university philosopher-king
  01/21/25
yeah. going asian is basically giving up, a consolation pri...
Irradiated bossy goyim
  01/21/25
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pontificating university philosopher-king
  01/21/25
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magical red sanctuary
  01/21/25
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apoplectic doobsian azn locale
  01/21/25
He was a Hollywood star 30 years ago. People her age have n...
bearded station
  01/21/25
Friends is still popular with zoomers, and actually saw a re...
pontificating university philosopher-king
  01/21/25
He's rich as fuck. He can pull pretty much whatever he wants...
olive appetizing fanboi
  01/21/25
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Irradiated bossy goyim
  01/21/25
I agree he's rich as fuck. But from a fame/relevance standp...
bearded station
  01/21/25
you have no idea what is relevant to 20 and 30 somethings. ...
olive appetizing fanboi
  01/21/25
not flame. can confirm. saw a video last night where a zoome...
self-absorbed public bath hominid
  01/21/25
Nah it’s still on tv 24/7. This is like when the Brady...
pea-brained unholy water buffalo
  01/21/25
jews cant resist smart azngirls
boyish swollen heaven patrolman
  01/21/25
is she even doing an MD/PhD at all?
pontificating university philosopher-king
  01/21/25
doesnt look so. she majored in chem at UCSB, where she was a...
boyish swollen heaven patrolman
  01/21/25
https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2025/01/21/18/94359731-14309945...
Carmine comical place of business french chef
  01/21/25
To be fair, Yeah she looks like a bugwoman, sorry gookbot...
ultramarine space
  01/21/25
kamala aint nigger obama is white jd vances kids are white...
Carmine comical place of business french chef
  01/21/25
tbf also claimed Elon's three half-Punjabi kids were white
purple set
  01/21/25
lol@ cumskins blown the fuck out every time i point out thei...
Carmine comical place of business french chef
  01/21/25
To be fair, CR! Link btw?
ultramarine space
  01/21/25
here you go: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_i...
pontificating university philosopher-king
  01/21/25
To be fair, Oh wow, you got me good here! Lol Ari do y...
ultramarine space
  01/21/25
so you are claiming your post there wasn't literally boastin...
pontificating university philosopher-king
  01/21/25
To be fair, Can you link me to a poast where I claimed th...
ultramarine space
  01/21/25
I did link to it, and you edited it. Gee, I wonder why you ...
pontificating university philosopher-king
  01/21/25
To be fair, You mean why I "felt the need to blank o...
ultramarine space
  01/22/25
LOL man, you're feisty as ever.
Cerebral Site Alpha
  01/22/25
To be fair, Link to me ever saying a single one of those ...
ultramarine space
  01/21/25
lol@ inconsistent fucktarded cumskins BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
Carmine comical place of business french chef
  01/21/25
To be fair, So... no link? Make sure you bookmark this...
ultramarine space
  01/21/25
she's way out of your league
Flirting light therapy
  01/21/25
old white dorks find that shit attractive, she would be rele...
apoplectic doobsian azn locale
  01/21/25
UCLA Medical Student | Jewish Activist 🇮🇱🇰🇷 Pro...
Razzle Gunner Mother
  01/21/25
Imagine the level of mental illness.
bearded station
  01/21/25
The modern world is truly bizarre beyond words
Tripping volcanic crater
  01/21/25
...
motley blathering preventive strike
  01/21/25
My heart is in Jerusalem 🤍 My womb is with a Handsome J...
Razzle Gunner Mother
  01/21/25
...
boyish swollen heaven patrolman
  01/21/25
ljl @ aznamerikkkan bitches but she's rapable for US women b...
Razzle Gunner Mother
  01/21/25
So no one told you life was gonna be this pissed *clap clap...
pea-brained unholy water buffalo
  01/21/25
? i'm a jewish activist myself
boyish swollen heaven patrolman
  01/21/25
I think it's possible that Schwimmer might be Jewish.
Exciting brunch national security agency
  01/21/25
spy
stirring mahogany institution electric furnace
  01/21/25
Seems about right for a C-lister
Cerise spot
  01/21/25
Is there anything they won't fuck?
histrionic painfully honest pozpig nibblets
  01/21/25
When you’re Jewish, they let you do it
Clear Parlor
  01/21/25
really pisses me off when people pretend 29yo women are youn...
cracking elastic band
  01/21/25
...
fluffy dilemma
  01/21/25
...
Tripping volcanic crater
  01/21/25
CR. anything above 25 is expired milk territory
Flirting light therapy
  01/21/25
it can be a "young" mother of three but its ludicr...
cracking elastic band
  01/21/25
expired mirk too spicy
boyish swollen heaven patrolman
  01/21/25
...
motley blathering preventive strike
  01/21/25
Joey won
fluffy dilemma
  01/21/25
first prize: single second prize: korean jew gf
Nofapping glittery headpube community account
  01/21/25
* Chandler
trip internal respiration gaming laptop
  01/21/25
180 *thooo dark
histrionic painfully honest pozpig nibblets
  01/21/25
Gorgeous girl
Maroon titillating gay wizard
  01/21/25
180 thread 180 consuela
magical red sanctuary
  01/21/25
The comely lady
mauve bespoke reading party hall
  01/21/25
https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2025/01/21/19/94359857-14309945...
Tripping volcanic crater
  01/21/25


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Date: January 21st, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: boyish swollen heaven patrolman

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-14309945/Friends-vet-David-Schwimmer-58-date-student-29.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48574553)



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Date: February 6th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: zombie-like startled location pistol

you are a mentally retarded jewish pedophile and are probably stroking your 2 inch clitdick rn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48628804)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 3:57 PM
Author: boyish swollen heaven patrolman

She is interested in Mizrahi history, she attends Shabbat, donates to help Holocaust survivors who live in poverty. And the lady is into baking frosted cookies, and has two cats named Ken and Yonce (she often shares photos of the felines at her Los Angeles home)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48574560)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 3:59 PM
Author: pontificating university philosopher-king

you'd think a rich famous Hollywood star in decent shape could do better than that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48574572)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: Irradiated bossy goyim

yeah. going asian is basically giving up, a consolation prize for right-wing neckbeards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48574578)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 4:01 PM
Author: pontificating university philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48574583)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: magical red sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48575027)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: apoplectic doobsian azn locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48575037)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: bearded station

He was a Hollywood star 30 years ago. People her age have no idea who he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48574598)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: pontificating university philosopher-king

Friends is still popular with zoomers, and actually saw a resurgence in recent years. He's instantly recognizable to a huge portion of americans

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48574601)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: olive appetizing fanboi

He's rich as fuck. He can pull pretty much whatever he wants



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48574614)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: Irradiated bossy goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48574619)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: bearded station

I agree he's rich as fuck. But from a fame/relevance standpoint it's like someone our age dating the Professor from Gilligan's Island in the early 00s. Still, he is rich as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48574673)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: olive appetizing fanboi

you have no idea what is relevant to 20 and 30 somethings. friends remains a huge draw wherever it streams. some people sign up for streaming services specifically to watch friends repeatedly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48574710)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: self-absorbed public bath hominid

not flame. can confirm. saw a video last night where a zoomer celeb told the camera "I love Friends that's my show." It was a man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48574809)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 4:09 PM
Author: pea-brained unholy water buffalo

Nah it’s still on tv 24/7. This is like when the Brady Bunch kid fucked that reality chick half his age. Only she was hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48574629)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 4:08 PM
Author: boyish swollen heaven patrolman

jews cant resist smart azngirls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48574626)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: pontificating university philosopher-king

is she even doing an MD/PhD at all?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48574638)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: boyish swollen heaven patrolman

doesnt look so. she majored in chem at UCSB, where she was a DG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48574663)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 4:08 PM
Author: Carmine comical place of business french chef

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2025/01/21/18/94359731-14309945-image-a-97_1737484260375.jpg

lmao@ xoxo yellow fever dorks calling this girl "korean"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48574623)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 4:11 PM
Author: ultramarine space

To be fair,

Yeah she looks like a bugwoman, sorry gookbot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48574641)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 4:11 PM
Author: Carmine comical place of business french chef

kamala aint nigger

obama is white

jd vances kids are white

etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48574647)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 4:12 PM
Author: purple set

tbf also claimed Elon's three half-Punjabi kids were white

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48574652)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 4:14 PM
Author: Carmine comical place of business french chef

lol@ cumskins blown the fuck out every time i point out their fucktarded inconsistencies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48574664)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: ultramarine space

To be fair,

CR!

Link btw?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48574681)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: pontificating university philosopher-king

here you go:

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5655869&forum_id=2#48497015

EDIT: you literally blanked it out, nice job kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48574693)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: ultramarine space

To be fair,

Oh wow, you got me good here!

Lol Ari do you people ever not lie about anything?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48574697)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 4:33 PM
Author: pontificating university philosopher-king

so you are claiming your post there wasn't literally boasting how Elon is secretly a white supremacist because all of his kids are 100% white?

let's get your dishonest kikery on the record!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48574793)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: ultramarine space

To be fair,

Can you link me to a poast where I claimed that "all" of Elon's kids are "100% white"?

Because I'm pretty sure I never said that, and that wasn't the point I was making. (My point was actually that the retarded faggotry you midwit kikes were trying to push about how "Elon hates white people!!!" is provably retarded, considering that he has a bunch of different kids by a bunch of different women and THE VAST MAJORITY OF THEM are 100% white by his choice. Admittedly, this was all before he literally threw a roman during Trump's inauguration... you know, typical "I hate white people" shit.)

"B-b-but you totally edited!" Lol oh wow damning stuff here Ari, I mean, if an angry Jewish Pumo on the internet says so... lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48574806)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: pontificating university philosopher-king

I did link to it, and you edited it. Gee, I wonder why you felt the need to blank out that post, Avi?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48574839)



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Date: January 22nd, 2025 12:18 AM
Author: ultramarine space

To be fair,

You mean why I "felt the need to blank out" my own bump of the thread that I literally OP'd? Wow, what a fucking mystery, Ari... you got me dead to rights here! Who's ever heard of someone "blank bumping" their own thread on XO!

Lmao you people are so fucking stupid even though you think you're so goddamn smart. It's pretty amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48576749)



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Date: January 22nd, 2025 2:31 AM
Author: Cerebral Site Alpha

LOL man, you're feisty as ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48576969)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: ultramarine space

To be fair,

Link to me ever saying a single one of those things?

Just one link is fine, poast one and I'll retire forever.

TYIA!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48574671)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: Carmine comical place of business french chef

lol@ inconsistent fucktarded cumskins BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48574686)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: ultramarine space

To be fair,

So... no link?

Make sure you bookmark this thread and remember to obsessively bump it dozens of times over the next decade to REALLY blow me out! ;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48574700)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 4:56 PM
Author: Flirting light therapy

she's way out of your league

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48574898)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: apoplectic doobsian azn locale

old white dorks find that shit attractive, she would be relentlessly mocked by Asian standards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48575080)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 4:11 PM
Author: Razzle Gunner Mother

UCLA Medical Student | Jewish Activist

🇮🇱🇰🇷 Proud Judean/Korean

⬇️ Donate to help Holocaust survivors in

https://www.instagram.com/elianajolkovsky/?hl=en

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48574643)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: bearded station

Imagine the level of mental illness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48574694)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 9:12 PM
Author: Tripping volcanic crater

The modern world is truly bizarre beyond words

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48576211)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 4:11 PM
Author: motley blathering preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48574645)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Razzle Gunner Mother

My heart is in Jerusalem 🤍 My womb is with a Handsome Judaic Man

https://www.instagram.com/p/C4_XD6Gy-HS/?hl=en&img_index=1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48574656)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 4:14 PM
Author: boyish swollen heaven patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48574668)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 4:14 PM
Author: Razzle Gunner Mother

ljl @ aznamerikkkan bitches but she's rapable for US women but lol at a legit celeb even at his advanced age having to settle for this

https://www.instagram.com/p/CYVdNxAr_RQ/?hl=en

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48574667)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: pea-brained unholy water buffalo

So no one told you life was gonna be this pissed

*clap clap clap clap clap*

You’re 58, and date

A “Jewish Activist”

It’s like you’re always stuck in second place

When the pussy’s tight, but the girl’s is just alright

And not even your race

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48574678)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: boyish swollen heaven patrolman

?

i'm a jewish activist myself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48574696)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 6:11 PM
Author: Exciting brunch national security agency

I think it's possible that Schwimmer might be Jewish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48575390)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: stirring mahogany institution electric furnace

spy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48574685)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 4:33 PM
Author: Cerise spot

Seems about right for a C-lister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48574792)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: histrionic painfully honest pozpig nibblets

Is there anything they won't fuck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48574799)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: Clear Parlor

When you’re Jewish, they let you do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48574807)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: cracking elastic band

really pisses me off when people pretend 29yo women are young

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48574864)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: fluffy dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48574875)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 9:11 PM
Author: Tripping volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48576210)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 4:57 PM
Author: Flirting light therapy

CR. anything above 25 is expired milk territory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48574907)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: cracking elastic band

it can be a "young" mother of three but its ludicrous for these people to still be "dating"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48574991)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 5:58 PM
Author: boyish swollen heaven patrolman

expired mirk too spicy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48575331)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: motley blathering preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48574953)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: fluffy dilemma

Joey won

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48574870)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Nofapping glittery headpube community account

first prize: single

second prize: korean jew gf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48574926)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: trip internal respiration gaming laptop

* Chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48574965)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: histrionic painfully honest pozpig nibblets

180

*thooo dark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48575325)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: Maroon titillating gay wizard

Gorgeous girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48575019)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: magical red sanctuary

180 thread 180 consuela

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48575107)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 5:36 PM
Author: mauve bespoke reading party hall

The comely lady

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48575176)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 9:23 PM
Author: Tripping volcanic crater

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2025/01/21/19/94359857-14309945-She_is_seen_here_in_a_swimsuit_in_Hawaii_in_a_pinup_post_on_her_-a-117_1737486096563.jpg

Unironically pretty, and probably her being 7-8/10 instead of 9-10/10 adds to the fantasy that she’s organically attracted to him independent of fame and/or money or connections etc., but from certain pictures you can tell there’s an Amber Heard scenario waiting to happen if he’s not careful… what I’m trying to say here is that persons of Talmudic descent are 180, and I just really like it here (this peculiar Web 1.0 chatblog and “Planet Earth” circa AD 2025, to be clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667533&forum_id=2#48576231)