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Chandler this morning: "ty CSLG for telling me to put $100k in market!" now?

crickets
thriller laser beams
  04/08/25
lmaooo poor chandler
glittery rebellious depressive
  04/08/25
jews never not screwing over the goyim
Apoplectic sinister french chef
  04/08/25
jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not
well-lubricated selfie trailer park
  04/08/25
I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I ...
Doobsian Roast Beef Therapy
  04/08/25
don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it w...
thriller laser beams
  04/08/25
i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to con...
Doobsian Roast Beef Therapy
  04/08/25
is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow ...
well-lubricated selfie trailer park
  04/08/25
he said he's "probably buying tomorrow" but mat...
Doobsian Roast Beef Therapy
  04/08/25
who is the jewier jew?
well-lubricated selfie trailer park
  04/08/25
CSLG by a magnitude of 50x I just put in $20k more for VT...
Doobsian Roast Beef Therapy
  04/08/25
and cslg didnt?
well-lubricated selfie trailer park
  04/08/25
i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right n...
Doobsian Roast Beef Therapy
  04/08/25
his kids would be in school now do you say *anything* tha...
thriller laser beams
  04/08/25
alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man
Doobsian Roast Beef Therapy
  04/08/25
why mutual funds not etfs?
well-lubricated selfie trailer park
  04/08/25
vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so ...
Doobsian Roast Beef Therapy
  04/08/25
Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?
Sexy lascivious hall
  04/09/25
I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years
Doobsian Roast Beef Therapy
  04/09/25
DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out bu...
Sexy lascivious hall
  04/09/25
Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips
Doobsian Roast Beef Therapy
  04/09/25
love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this
Trip stead
  04/08/25
that's rude
Doobsian Roast Beef Therapy
  04/08/25
...
thriller laser beams
  04/08/25
why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?
Smoky roommate lay
  04/08/25
he's jewy business savvy
well-lubricated selfie trailer park
  04/08/25
He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text...
zombie-like white personal credit line shrine
  04/08/25
we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hi...
Doobsian Roast Beef Therapy
  04/08/25
...
thriller laser beams
  04/08/25
...
Doobsian Roast Beef Therapy
  04/09/25
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fe...
thriller laser beams
  04/09/25
...
thriller laser beams
  04/10/25
Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.
pungent step-uncle's house skinny woman
  04/09/25
chandler stays winning
odious yellow philosopher-king
  04/09/25
Ty
Doobsian Roast Beef Therapy
  04/09/25
...
frum indirect expression
  04/10/25
wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?
aqua market
  04/09/25
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Doobsian Roast Beef Therapy
  04/11/25
ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad a...
charismatic stage azn
  04/11/25
buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother
Doobsian Roast Beef Therapy
  05/02/25
https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm...
Doobsian Roast Beef Therapy
  05/02/25
I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did
razzle pit
  05/02/25
...
Doobsian Roast Beef Therapy
  05/12/25
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Doobsian Roast Beef Therapy
  05/21/25
This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It&...
Doobsian Roast Beef Therapy
  06/03/25
never bet against HCK
odious yellow philosopher-king
  06/03/25
I lost $15k on hustler last night
Doobsian Roast Beef Therapy
  06/03/25
Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).
Sexy lascivious hall
  06/03/25
I have 53k shares
Doobsian Roast Beef Therapy
  06/03/25
100*(44/37)=~119
Sexy lascivious hall
  06/03/25
I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.
Pea-brained bisexual lettuce
  06/03/25
...
Doobsian Roast Beef Therapy
  06/26/25
OP?
Doobsian Roast Beef Therapy
  06/27/25
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Doobsian Roast Beef Therapy
  07/09/25
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Doobsian Roast Beef Therapy
  07/31/25
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Doobsian Roast Beef Therapy
  10/07/25
VTWAX $37 at purchase $49.40 now. Wtf OP?
Doobsian Roast Beef Therapy
  10/07/25
You are a hero.
Pea-brained bisexual lettuce
  10/07/25


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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: thriller laser beams

crickets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828021)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: glittery rebellious depressive

lmaooo poor chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828025)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: Apoplectic sinister french chef

jews never not screwing over the goyim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828027)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: well-lubricated selfie trailer park

jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828032)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Doobsian Roast Beef Therapy

I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I don't even know if VTWAX will drop a half percent today.

Also, I'm holding for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828040)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: thriller laser beams

don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it well. here's your comment:

Date: April 8th, 2025 10:02 AM

Author: chandler (retired)

Was going to buy $50k VTWAX yesterday, CSLG said “don’t be a pussy” so I bought $100k instead. Thanks CSLG!

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707195&mc=24&forum_id=2#48827147

you are specifically thanking him for market entry timing. pre-market, the U.S. markets were up 5%. now they are crashing, down 1.5%. CSLG gave you *bad advice on timing*. stop bootlicking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828052)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: Doobsian Roast Beef Therapy

i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to continue to buy dips.

I have 1.5 mil in cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828060)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: well-lubricated selfie trailer park

is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828066)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Doobsian Roast Beef Therapy

he said he's "probably buying tomorrow"

but matthew just put in $100k right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828102)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: well-lubricated selfie trailer park

who is the jewier jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828122)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Doobsian Roast Beef Therapy

CSLG by a magnitude of 50x

I just put in $20k more for VTWAX. I am a top 1% shabbos goy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828135)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: well-lubricated selfie trailer park

and cslg didnt?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828153)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: Doobsian Roast Beef Therapy

i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right now not worrying about the markets. i think if he saw s&p down 3% he'd have bought more, but he's not sitting at a screen all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828158)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: thriller laser beams

his kids would be in school now

do you say *anything* that's accurate? jesus man. you're as crooked as a jew, can't even talk straight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828234)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: Doobsian Roast Beef Therapy

alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828444)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: well-lubricated selfie trailer park

why mutual funds not etfs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828154)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Doobsian Roast Beef Therapy

vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so I just do funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828160)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: Sexy lascivious hall

Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831569)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: Doobsian Roast Beef Therapy

I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831581)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Sexy lascivious hall

DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out buys you could otherwise make earlier generally leaves you worse off. But if you're just putting it in like that because it matches paydays or whatever, that's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831662)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Doobsian Roast Beef Therapy

Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831941)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Trip stead

love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828156)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Doobsian Roast Beef Therapy

that's rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828162)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: thriller laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828231)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Smoky roommate lay

why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828415)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: well-lubricated selfie trailer park

he's jewy business savvy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828426)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: zombie-like white personal credit line shrine

He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text me when it's time.

Chandler he's just joking around with you, man. I'll forward you his text when it's really the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828448)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Doobsian Roast Beef Therapy

we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hitler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828497)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: thriller laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828614)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: Doobsian Roast Beef Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831545)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: thriller laser beams

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fehgv00wlbtte1.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831552)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: thriller laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48834706)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: pungent step-uncle's house skinny woman

Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831663)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: odious yellow philosopher-king

chandler stays winning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831665)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: Doobsian Roast Beef Therapy

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831924)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: frum indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48834725)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: aqua market

wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831951)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: Doobsian Roast Beef Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48839458)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: charismatic stage azn

ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48839467)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Doobsian Roast Beef Therapy

buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48899654)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Doobsian Roast Beef Therapy

https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm_source=business_ribbon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48899653)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: razzle pit

I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48899662)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: Doobsian Roast Beef Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48923565)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Doobsian Roast Beef Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48951746)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: Doobsian Roast Beef Therapy

This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It’s now ATH at $44.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48982973)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:53 AM
Author: odious yellow philosopher-king

never bet against HCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48982976)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Doobsian Roast Beef Therapy

I lost $15k on hustler last night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48983112)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: Sexy lascivious hall

Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48983051)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Doobsian Roast Beef Therapy

I have 53k shares

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48983125)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: Sexy lascivious hall

100*(44/37)=~119

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48983223)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Pea-brained bisexual lettuce

I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48983135)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: Doobsian Roast Beef Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#49051261)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Doobsian Roast Beef Therapy

OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#49054793)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: Doobsian Roast Beef Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#49087305)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: Doobsian Roast Beef Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#49145215)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: Doobsian Roast Beef Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#49331548)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: Doobsian Roast Beef Therapy

VTWAX $37 at purchase $49.40 now. Wtf OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#49331551)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: Pea-brained bisexual lettuce

You are a hero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#49331552)