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Chandler this morning: "ty CSLG for telling me to put $100k in market!" now?

crickets
Vermilion church building half-breed
  04/08/25
lmaooo poor chandler
Charcoal Brunch Reading Party
  04/08/25
jews never not screwing over the goyim
Smoky appetizing dilemma love of her life
  04/08/25
jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not
Thriller school fat ankles
  04/08/25
I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I ...
outnumbered parlour
  04/08/25
don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it w...
Vermilion church building half-breed
  04/08/25
i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to con...
outnumbered parlour
  04/08/25
is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow ...
Thriller school fat ankles
  04/08/25
he said he's "probably buying tomorrow" but mat...
outnumbered parlour
  04/08/25
who is the jewier jew?
Thriller school fat ankles
  04/08/25
CSLG by a magnitude of 50x I just put in $20k more for VT...
outnumbered parlour
  04/08/25
and cslg didnt?
Thriller school fat ankles
  04/08/25
i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right n...
outnumbered parlour
  04/08/25
his kids would be in school now do you say *anything* tha...
Vermilion church building half-breed
  04/08/25
alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man
outnumbered parlour
  04/08/25
why mutual funds not etfs?
Thriller school fat ankles
  04/08/25
vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so ...
outnumbered parlour
  04/08/25
Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?
saffron den coldplay fan
  04/09/25
I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years
outnumbered parlour
  04/09/25
DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out bu...
saffron den coldplay fan
  04/09/25
Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips
outnumbered parlour
  04/09/25
love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this
Honey-headed insanely creepy karate affirmative action
  04/08/25
that's rude
outnumbered parlour
  04/08/25
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Vermilion church building half-breed
  04/08/25
why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?
chestnut vibrant address
  04/08/25
he's jewy business savvy
Thriller school fat ankles
  04/08/25
He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text...
diverse twinkling chapel
  04/08/25
we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hi...
outnumbered parlour
  04/08/25
...
Vermilion church building half-breed
  04/08/25
...
outnumbered parlour
  04/09/25
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fe...
Vermilion church building half-breed
  04/09/25
...
Vermilion church building half-breed
  04/10/25
Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.
maroon razzle-dazzle pisswyrm
  04/09/25
chandler stays winning
sable rehab
  04/09/25
Ty
outnumbered parlour
  04/09/25
...
heady university
  04/10/25
wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?
hilarious principal's office
  04/09/25
...
outnumbered parlour
  04/11/25
ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad a...
sepia fanboi alpha
  04/11/25
buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother
chandler (retired)
  05/02/25
https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm...
chandler (retired)
  05/02/25
I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did
No Paye No Gain
  05/02/25


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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Vermilion church building half-breed

crickets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828021)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Charcoal Brunch Reading Party

lmaooo poor chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828025)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: Smoky appetizing dilemma love of her life

jews never not screwing over the goyim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828027)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Thriller school fat ankles

jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828032)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: outnumbered parlour

I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I don't even know if VTWAX will drop a half percent today.

Also, I'm holding for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828040)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Vermilion church building half-breed

don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it well. here's your comment:

Date: April 8th, 2025 10:02 AM

Author: chandler (retired)

Was going to buy $50k VTWAX yesterday, CSLG said “don’t be a pussy” so I bought $100k instead. Thanks CSLG!

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707195&mc=24&forum_id=2#48827147

you are specifically thanking him for market entry timing. pre-market, the U.S. markets were up 5%. now they are crashing, down 1.5%. CSLG gave you *bad advice on timing*. stop bootlicking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828052)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: outnumbered parlour

i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to continue to buy dips.

I have 1.5 mil in cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828060)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: Thriller school fat ankles

is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828066)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: outnumbered parlour

he said he's "probably buying tomorrow"

but matthew just put in $100k right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828102)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Thriller school fat ankles

who is the jewier jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828122)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: outnumbered parlour

CSLG by a magnitude of 50x

I just put in $20k more for VTWAX. I am a top 1% shabbos goy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828135)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Thriller school fat ankles

and cslg didnt?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828153)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: outnumbered parlour

i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right now not worrying about the markets. i think if he saw s&p down 3% he'd have bought more, but he's not sitting at a screen all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828158)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Vermilion church building half-breed

his kids would be in school now

do you say *anything* that's accurate? jesus man. you're as crooked as a jew, can't even talk straight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828234)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: outnumbered parlour

alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828444)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Thriller school fat ankles

why mutual funds not etfs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828154)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: outnumbered parlour

vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so I just do funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828160)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: saffron den coldplay fan

Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831569)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: outnumbered parlour

I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831581)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: saffron den coldplay fan

DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out buys you could otherwise make earlier generally leaves you worse off. But if you're just putting it in like that because it matches paydays or whatever, that's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831662)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: outnumbered parlour

Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831941)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Honey-headed insanely creepy karate affirmative action

love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828156)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: outnumbered parlour

that's rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828162)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Vermilion church building half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828231)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: chestnut vibrant address

why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828415)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Thriller school fat ankles

he's jewy business savvy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828426)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: diverse twinkling chapel

He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text me when it's time.

Chandler he's just joking around with you, man. I'll forward you his text when it's really the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828448)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: outnumbered parlour

we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hitler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828497)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Vermilion church building half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828614)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: outnumbered parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831545)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: Vermilion church building half-breed

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fehgv00wlbtte1.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831552)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: Vermilion church building half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48834706)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: maroon razzle-dazzle pisswyrm

Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831663)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: sable rehab

chandler stays winning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831665)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: outnumbered parlour

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831924)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: heady university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48834725)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: hilarious principal's office

wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831951)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: outnumbered parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48839458)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: sepia fanboi alpha

ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48839467)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: chandler (retired)

buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48899654)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: chandler (retired)

https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm_source=business_ribbon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48899653)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: No Paye No Gain

I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48899662)