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Fell asleep on the couch, woke up to dotter's 16 yo friend laying next
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Date: April 25th, 2025 12:26 PM Author: grizzly church liquid oxygen to me "cuddling". As I awoke, she softly asked me if it would be OK if the girls ordered some door dash.
"Sure" I said
"Sorry about that, I didn't want to wake you up violently (giggles)" then she walked out to the pool again. Her breath smelled like Juicy Fruit gum, do they even make that anymore?
I ordered that fucking door dash immediately. Then went and rubbed one out in the shower. Waiting for Chris Hansen to call me any minute. |
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Date: April 26th, 2025 7:04 AM Author: Bright arrogant spot legal warrant Subject: Legal creampie enjoy Legal creampie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715994&forum_id=2#48882293) |
Date: April 25th, 2025 12:27 PM Author: Misunderstood heaven she’s gonna report you to her parents on a whim (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715994&forum_id=2#48879843) |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 12:29 PM Author: grizzly church liquid oxygen Does this mean I'm a pedophile? I don't think I've been bricked up like that in twenty years. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715994&forum_id=2#48879858) |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 12:27 PM Author: insanely creepy aromatic sanctuary fanboi go on (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715994&forum_id=2#48879850) |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 12:30 PM Author: Adventurous buff boistinker school You did the right thing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715994&forum_id=2#48879866) |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 12:30 PM Author: Fragrant French Mother moar, damnit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715994&forum_id=2#48879871) |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 12:30 PM Author: contagious talking abode Sick. She is a victim. What was she wearing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715994&forum_id=2#48879872) |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 12:33 PM Author: grizzly church liquid oxygen She was in a two piece bikini. Dotter had friends over last night for a pool get together since it's starting to get warm again.
She's a subjective 11/10 with perfect skin and classy B cups. Sweet girl. |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 12:44 PM Author: Fragrant French Mother She knew exactly what she was doing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715994&forum_id=2#48879936) |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 12:49 PM Author: grizzly church liquid oxygen Yah. I'm about to hop in the shower again.
She probably knows that she just made my last 20 years of marriage finally seem worth living. |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 1:31 PM Author: cracking mildly autistic clown native Estimate the possibility that you became erect while she was cuddling you and that she noticed your bulge?
Also what direction were you cuddling in? Were you spooning, facing each other, on the side? Arms wrapped around her or what?
Did your erection ever press up against her? |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 1:40 PM Author: grizzly church liquid oxygen I was bricked, but my knees were kind of pulled up a bit. I was facing outward. Literally no way she felt the bulge. She laid down facing me and was kind of caressing my shoulders to wake me up. It’s a very large couch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715994&forum_id=2#48880099) |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 1:43 PM Author: cracking mildly autistic clown native How long was she caressing you for? She was wearing a bikini? Did she spoon you at all? Sounds innocent and perhaps not sexual at all for her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715994&forum_id=2#48880107) |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 1:58 PM Author: grizzly church liquid oxygen Zero percent sexual for her, skinny bitch was just hungry.
Maybe 10 seconds? I only came too for a couple seconds of it.
Her face was only a couple inches from mine |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 2:07 PM Author: cracking mildly autistic clown native Why did she lean in so close? Were you already hard or did you pop one later? Were you thinking about her in your dream or something lol
Seems like she was just hungry and didn't want to wake you up abruptly like she said. This is a nothingburger. |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 3:28 PM Author: Racy garrison LMAO, she knew exactly what she was doing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715994&forum_id=2#48880400) |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 3:51 PM Author: insanely creepy aromatic sanctuary fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715994&forum_id=2#48880504) |
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Date: April 26th, 2025 4:44 PM Author: bossy depressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715994&forum_id=2#48883384) |
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Date: April 26th, 2025 9:09 AM Author: Hateful Mad-dog Skullcap "Zero percent sexual for her, skinny bitch was just hungry."
you retard. she's honing her sexual skills. she knows the awesome power she possesses. she practicing using her sexuality to get what she wants in a safe environment. do you think she didn't notice the speed and enthusiasm with which you ordered doordash?
women start using tactics like this early. by 16 an 11/10 has begun mastering it. you, a presumably smart and successful guy and the father of her friend, rushed to do her bidding because she turned you on. even though you could never touch her without risking life ruination. that's a powerful thing. she learning that if she bats her eyes and squeezes her tits together she can get even smart and successful men who have no chance with her to do what she wants. |
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Date: April 26th, 2025 10:22 AM Author: cracking mildly autistic clown native This may be true but it could be natural instinct and not consciously done. She could be simply being in the moment. Probably not actively plotting or noticing how he behaves. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715994&forum_id=2#48882615) |
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Date: April 26th, 2025 10:42 AM Author: Hateful Mad-dog Skullcap of course this wasn't the result of some rational conscious calculation. much of human interaction is instinctual. she is certainly noticing the causality, as all animals do, especially in social interactions.
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Date: April 25th, 2025 1:05 PM Author: Tripping Lascivious Brunch start working out in your garage to impress her (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715994&forum_id=2#48880015) |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 1:19 PM Author: insanely creepy aromatic sanctuary fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715994&forum_id=2#48880048) |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 1:20 PM Author: vigorous goal in life forum I didn’t realize libs retroactively cancelled that movie in the 2010s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715994&forum_id=2#48880051) |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 2:16 PM Author: milky doctorate cuckoldry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715994&forum_id=2#48880213) |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 3:32 PM Author: Concupiscible corner Much too sympathetic to a cishet white male protagonist (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715994&forum_id=2#48880412) |
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Date: April 26th, 2025 11:41 AM Author: Dead Personal Credit Line Indirect Expression It would remain uncanceled because of the closeted homo military dad but for Spacey being a legit rape rapist. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715994&forum_id=2#48882755) |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 1:35 PM Author: Misunderstood heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715994&forum_id=2#48880089) |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 2:08 PM Author: Trip Lavender Stead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715994&forum_id=2#48880190) |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 3:28 PM Author: Racy garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715994&forum_id=2#48880401) |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 4:41 PM Author: sepia metal bbw (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715994&forum_id=2#48880627) |
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Date: April 26th, 2025 9:09 AM Author: Hateful Mad-dog Skullcap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715994&forum_id=2#48882437) |
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Date: April 26th, 2025 10:25 AM Author: Mint Spectacular Lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715994&forum_id=2#48882628) |
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Date: April 26th, 2025 10:58 AM Author: Onyx Theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715994&forum_id=2#48882669) |
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Date: April 26th, 2025 5:16 PM Author: cyan den srsly this track was playing in my head in loop the moment i saw the thread title: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1utVwsjT9U |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 1:21 PM Author: slap-happy unhinged point expected this to be a sup brady bait and switch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715994&forum_id=2#48880057) |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 1:26 PM Author: Hairraiser set You're fucked. Say goodbye to your family, job, money and likely liberty! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715994&forum_id=2#48880070) |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 1:37 PM Author: coiffed corn cake roommate did she fuck you in the ass with her dick? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715994&forum_id=2#48880093) |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 2:16 PM Author: milky doctorate cuckoldry damn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715994&forum_id=2#48880215) |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 2:49 PM Author: Mint Spectacular Lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715994&forum_id=2#48880308) |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 2:52 PM Author: stimulating stage You know there are a bunch of other dads viewing your dotter the same way yeah? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715994&forum_id=2#48880313) |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 3:17 PM Author: cracking mildly autistic clown native That's what's so crazy about this! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715994&forum_id=2#48880371) |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 3:53 PM Author: insanely creepy aromatic sanctuary fanboi if he raised his dotter right she is not lying down with random dads and stroking their shoulder (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715994&forum_id=2#48880510) |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 4:47 PM Author: stimulating stage “My daughter isn’t like that! Trust me I know 16 year old girls and they just don’t think that way.”
Mmkay champ |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 4:49 PM Author: insanely creepy aromatic sanctuary fanboi pumos arent people (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715994&forum_id=2#48880643) |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 5:47 PM Author: stimulating stage “, he lisped, trying to ignore the used condoms found in his dotter’s backseat.” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715994&forum_id=2#48880757) |
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Date: April 26th, 2025 12:24 AM Author: Racy garrison The weirdest part is that she doesn't even have a car. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715994&forum_id=2#48881943) |
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Date: April 26th, 2025 12:49 AM Author: Amethyst casino kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715994&forum_id=2#48881974) |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 5:45 PM Author: Slate orchestra pit candlestick maker The allure of a balding lawdad poaster curled up in the fetal position is too much for hormonal teens to resist (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715994&forum_id=2#48880750) |
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Date: April 26th, 2025 10:58 AM Author: grizzly church liquid oxygen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715994&forum_id=2#48882666) |
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Date: April 26th, 2025 11:03 AM Author: razzmatazz effete becky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715994&forum_id=2#48882679) |
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Date: April 26th, 2025 11:06 AM Author: Out-of-control pit regret (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715994&forum_id=2#48882681) |
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Date: April 26th, 2025 10:29 AM Author: Supple gold field You have a lot less control over this sort of thing than you want to believe you do. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715994&forum_id=2#48882635) |
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Date: April 26th, 2025 9:13 AM Author: Hateful Mad-dog Skullcap what is the point of this comment? of course he's aware other men are men. are you trying to make him feel guilty for admitting he got aroused by this? any heterosexual man with healthy T would. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715994&forum_id=2#48882444) |
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Date: April 26th, 2025 11:09 AM Author: stimulating stage What is the point of this comment? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715994&forum_id=2#48882683) |
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Date: April 26th, 2025 11:34 AM Author: Hateful Mad-dog Skullcap that your question was a facile attempt to shame op but obvious and stupid if you think about it for more than two seconds (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715994&forum_id=2#48882731) |
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Date: April 26th, 2025 1:28 PM Author: stimulating stage And what’s the point of that comment? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715994&forum_id=2#48883004) |
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Date: April 26th, 2025 12:19 PM Author: 180 cordovan death wish "any heterosexual man with healthy T" ... Ok but this is xo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715994&forum_id=2#48882820) |
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Date: April 26th, 2025 12:31 PM Author: Hateful Mad-dog Skullcap yeah part of my motivation was pointing out that obeezy is clearly low T if he thinks "you know other dads are looking at your daughter that way!" would cause another man to reflect... on what? that his body reacted in a healthy way and he didn't act on his base lust?
of course other men are horny for his dotter. that's why dad's are so protective of their dotters. that's why we have such intense moral, legal, and social prohibitions on acting on it. if the urge wasn't intense that stuff wouldn't be necessary. just like how someone might enrage me and i want to kill them but don't because of my own moral code and because of the consequences. |
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Date: April 26th, 2025 4:34 PM Author: grizzly church liquid oxygen I’ll cut you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715994&forum_id=2#48883361) |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 3:21 PM Author: vibrant state Post pics of her and your daughter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715994&forum_id=2#48880377) |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 3:53 PM Author: insanely creepy aromatic sanctuary fanboi *your erection (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715994&forum_id=2#48880512) |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 3:22 PM Author: multi-colored submissive address (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715994&forum_id=2#48880382) |
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Date: April 26th, 2025 10:37 AM Author: mauve ape Remember: 40 years to life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715994&forum_id=2#48882643) |
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Date: April 26th, 2025 1:32 PM Author: diverse maize area You do not get 40 years for fucking an unrelated 16 yo. I was only given 10 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715994&forum_id=2#48883009) |
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Date: April 26th, 2025 11:41 AM Author: Dead Personal Credit Line Indirect Expression Why wouldn’t OP’s daughter be the person to ask her dad to order food? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715994&forum_id=2#48882758) |
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Date: April 26th, 2025 11:46 AM Author: mauve ape "Let's get doordash"
"Will your dad go for that? You're always telling us what a cheap balding lawyer he is"
"I know my dad. Here's what you need to do..."
"Gross. Tee hee" |
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Date: April 26th, 2025 1:53 PM Author: magical half-breed athletic conference (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715994&forum_id=2#48883051) |
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Date: April 26th, 2025 3:04 PM Author: Hateful Mad-dog Skullcap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715994&forum_id=2#48883191) |
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Date: April 26th, 2025 4:35 PM Author: grizzly church liquid oxygen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715994&forum_id=2#48883363) |
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Date: April 26th, 2025 8:22 PM Author: Racy garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715994&forum_id=2#48883759) |
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Date: April 26th, 2025 3:07 PM Author: Hateful Mad-dog Skullcap cr its implausible a hot teenager would be entitled or tease men for sport (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715994&forum_id=2#48883200) |
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Date: April 26th, 2025 4:47 PM Author: bossy depressive What color were her toenails? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715994&forum_id=2#48883392) |
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Date: April 26th, 2025 4:50 PM Author: vibrant state https://x.com/nostalgia150360/status/1841886271985090767?s=46&t=fIiduTBk7J5IhOnHW5xRKg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715994&forum_id=2#48883398) |
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Date: April 26th, 2025 8:21 PM Author: cyan den damn daddy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5715994&forum_id=2#48883757) |