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Team of 25 XOers, could you win ONE game in a 162 game mlb season
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Date: May 1st, 2025 8:44 PM Author: Brindle Bat Shit Crazy Brunch You get to practice for two years.
You get unlimited training access
Unlimited mlb approved resources like bats
You’re paid your current salary so you don’t need to work
No one will get hurt.
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Date: May 1st, 2025 9:05 PM Author: pearl church organic girlfriend Are there even 25 unique poasters left?
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Date: May 1st, 2025 11:06 PM Author: White travel guidebook shrine cq (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48897844) |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 9:57 PM Author: doobsian ape liquid oxygen I guess we could win the first game and throw the remainder 161, but that seems really boring (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48897740) |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 10:00 PM Author: Effete plaza how close to bats are they? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48897747) |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 10:29 PM Author: violent impressive resort terrible hypo, they would lose every game by mercy rule in the first inning unless somehow one of the poasters is a former college pitcher and still under ~35 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48897788) |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 10:31 PM Author: Effete plaza i don't think we'd stomp the MLB that hard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48897789) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2025 7:43 AM Author: pearl church organic girlfriend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48898301) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:58 AM Author: Brindle Bat Shit Crazy Brunch Oh yeah if one of them was a former college pitcher and under 35 XO would TOTALLY have a chance at not getting mercy ruled by the first inning. Mediocre Tufts pitchers struck out Tatis Jr all the time nbd. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48898212) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:19 PM Author: sienna charismatic box office We'd still have to field and record put outs bro. I was a decent HS baseball player, I'm confident I could start for the xo trumpmos, and we'd have 0.0% chance to win. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48899819) |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 10:39 PM Author: indecent spot Unlimited mlb approved resources like bats (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48897807) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2025 7:44 AM Author: pearl church organic girlfriend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48898304) |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 11:06 PM Author: White travel guidebook shrine I'd have fun with my boys, and that's what matters (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48897843) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2025 7:44 AM Author: pearl church organic girlfriend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48898302) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2025 8:03 AM Author: Exhilarant genital piercing Can I get back in the Juan Eighty crew? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48898352) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2025 8:08 AM Author: Brindle Bat Shit Crazy Brunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48898360) |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 11:09 PM Author: stimulating autistic house pervert 100%
We may not have the finesse or skill but we would play dirty as fuck, throwing high, hard, and inside, sliding feet first with cleats up, etc. Sooner or later we'd hurt enough dudes to take a forfeit. |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 11:10 PM Author: motley brilliant theatre fat ankles that depends entirely on whether one top tier arm went to law school around 2006 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48897851) |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 11:16 PM Author: stimulating autistic house pervert Here's another hypo: take the median Cy Young winner ovet the last 20 years. How much would having xoxo poasters field for him increase his ERA? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48897871) |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 11:17 PM Author: motley brilliant theatre fat ankles enormously but he only needs one game (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48897872) |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 11:22 PM Author: Magenta volcanic crater I know a retired former All-Star hurler. Maybe he could train me. If my life depended on it I could probably pitch once every 5 days. If you can throw 85 consistently and with location you could probably pitch 4-5 scoreless innings a couple times in a full season. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48897890) |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 11:28 PM Author: stimulating autistic house pervert maybe even string those innings together back to back and pitch a complete game shutout (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48897904) |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 11:41 PM Author: Magenta volcanic crater I don't think that's possible. I think my era would be like 7 or 8. I said in a whole season I might go scoreless a couple of times. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48897932) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:59 AM Author: Brindle Bat Shit Crazy Brunch This (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48898213) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:16 PM Author: Henna field There are dozens of MLB pitchers with 7 ERA who throw mid 90s with sick sliders etc. Ur ERA would be infinite because you would never record an out. You also don't "throw 85 consistently" and if ur "pitches" ever got near the strike zone, every player in the league would launch them 400 feet (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48899807) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:24 PM Author: Brindle Bat Shit Crazy Brunch Not true. Tell me you know nothing about baseball without telling me you know nothing about baseball. Position players sometimes pitch in blowout games and they record outs. They don’t practice pitching. In this hypothetical the pitchers would be training. No doubt they will get some outs and if they string together enough they might win a game or two. Will this team lose 150 games? Yes but they might win a couple by pure luck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48899825) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2025 6:38 PM Author: Magenta volcanic crater I agree it might be a possible to win a game or two.
College teams usually get blown out in spring training but sometimes they keep the score under 10 |
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Date: May 2nd, 2025 8:14 PM Author: Brindle Bat Shit Crazy Brunch This. And XOers would be full time practicing for two years. College baseball players have to go to class etc. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48900148) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2025 8:44 PM Author: Magenta volcanic crater I think the hypo should be amended to where the players would have to practice law part time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48900192) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2025 8:58 PM Author: Brindle Bat Shit Crazy Brunch This. Bald lawyer takes Braves closer deep after the closer accidentally leaves a 98 mph fastball over the plate and rounds the bases with a Torts book as the XO team clinches the Wild Card birth. “Yeah I think with a few years practice we can definitely luck into a wild card spot. I mean that’s three now!” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48900212) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2025 9:46 PM Author: stimulating autistic house pervert Those "position players" almost always pitched in high school, college, or the minors. They aren't just putting random dudes on the mound. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48900314) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:23 PM Author: sienna charismatic box office LMAO brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48899823) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2025 6:37 PM Author: Magenta volcanic crater Cr it's egregious flame who am I kidding (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48899952) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:45 PM Author: shimmering whorehouse one of the most retarded hypos in history (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48899725) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2025 6:21 PM Author: Brindle Bat Shit Crazy Brunch Y? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48899905) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:20 PM Author: Garnet Fighting Set Really Tough Guy Great movie idea: The Bad News Queers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48899820) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2025 6:31 PM Author: bronze overrated love of her life address Major Heeb (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48899929) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2025 9:44 PM Author: Lake Floppy Prole Water Buffalo Against the Rockies this year, definitely. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48900303) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2025 2:19 AM Author: frozen corner sandwich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48900687) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2025 3:46 AM Author: chartreuse razzle mother Only if it’s 25 pumos (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48900726) |
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