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Fake Tits suck

Recently fucked my first chick that had fake tits. Very 120....
Lascivious kitchen
  05/02/25
go gay, you won't have that issue
Cracking pearl son of senegal crackhouse
  05/02/25
There is really a wide range, you can't just generalize from...
dashing gaming laptop
  05/02/25
CR. Fake tits also have a higher propensity to be 170-174 l...
galvanic olive indirect expression
  05/02/25
this is such a CR scientific analysis of tits that I can't h...
fluffy marvelous karate locus
  05/02/25
Not the first time I have been accused of this, but no I&rsq...
galvanic olive indirect expression
  05/02/25
ha. regardless, great post, spot on.
fluffy marvelous karate locus
  05/02/25
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harsh office famous landscape painting
  05/02/25
1990's implants were terrible. maybe you should date younger...
boyish twisted trailer park selfie
  05/02/25
I hate fake tits so much. I dated a girl for a while when sh...
glittery primrose hominid
  05/02/25
well that took a turn...
fuchsia sadistic sound barrier
  05/02/25
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Up-to-no-good vermilion orchestra pit knife
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Exhilarant Magical Parlour
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zombie-like contagious indian lodge sneaky criminal
  05/03/25
Can you poast some pics from this dead girl’s ig so we...
galvanic olive indirect expression
  05/02/25
wow
dull psychic degenerate
  05/02/25
i came, thank you.
smoky wonderful faggotry toaster
  05/02/25
... natural tits lost all the softness and realness. I could...
boyish twisted trailer park selfie
  05/03/25
do u think she would have survived the boat accident if she ...
Impressive Aggressive Native Twinkling Uncleanness
  05/05/25
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Copper headpube stain
  05/02/25
Fuck that. Best tits I've fucked with have been the gummy be...
Maroon Tripping Ticket Booth
  05/02/25
Whats the difference
mind-boggling institution
  05/02/25
Saline feels like a water balloon. Silicone feels like a fl...
Puce resort
  05/02/25
Don't know what a fleshlight feels like. But the gummy bears...
Maroon Tripping Ticket Booth
  05/02/25
Gummy bear has a better feel but there are long term health ...
Idiotic judgmental doctorate
  05/02/25
Health risks are not my concern. The tits are great
Maroon Tripping Ticket Booth
  05/02/25
I'd be married to these things. I'm not the one pushing this...
Idiotic judgmental doctorate
  05/02/25
If you're married to them, I would try to get her to realize...
Maroon Tripping Ticket Booth
  05/02/25
We've had this discussion. I think she looks great. But what...
Idiotic judgmental doctorate
  05/02/25
Any good pics /examples showing the difference?
mind-boggling institution
  05/02/25
Dude, plastic surgeons post a ton of before and after pics w...
Maroon Tripping Ticket Booth
  05/02/25
Poast links pls tyia
mind-boggling institution
  05/02/25
they are very firm in my limited experience
Dun jew legal warrant
  05/02/25
you must massage them post surgery.
Provocative stead mood
  05/02/25
they are 180 and of course amricans dont know how to take ca...
Provocative stead mood
  05/02/25
But there is a huge difference between saline (hard and rock...
Maroon Tripping Ticket Booth
  05/02/25
Silicone is more common in thailand and that is what my wife...
Provocative stead mood
  05/02/25
Right on, man
Maroon Tripping Ticket Booth
  05/02/25
also fake tits for women who had babies is def 180. after be...
Provocative stead mood
  05/02/25
making milk tp
dull psychic degenerate
  05/02/25
the best tits I have ever handled were from probably 10 year...
fluffy marvelous karate locus
  05/02/25
Lol "bags of sand" comment from doodikoff
charismatic sandwich school
  05/03/25
fuck!
fluffy marvelous karate locus
  05/03/25
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crimson mad-dog skullcap
  05/05/25
there's probably some observation bias where the quality fak...
harsh office famous landscape painting
  05/02/25
a Q for the bort-certified plastic surgeons: what is the rea...
silver vivacious water buffalo
  05/02/25
The feedback is in and clear. Silicone fake tits rule and op...
Maroon Tripping Ticket Booth
  05/02/25
only if the woman massages them often or if had a baby
Provocative stead mood
  05/02/25
I love fake tits fyi
Up-to-no-good vermilion orchestra pit knife
  05/02/25
Same I literally go quasi insane when the possibility of ...
fluffy marvelous karate locus
  05/02/25
the firmness is off putting if you're not used to it
Dun jew legal warrant
  05/05/25


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Date: May 2nd, 2025 11:31 AM
Author: Lascivious kitchen

Recently fucked my first chick that had fake tits. Very 120. They might look good under clothes but they’re not fun at all. Felt like I was missing part of the experience with no big warm fun bags to squeeze and suck on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48898733)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 11:31 AM
Author: Cracking pearl son of senegal crackhouse

go gay, you won't have that issue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48898734)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 11:33 AM
Author: dashing gaming laptop

There is really a wide range, you can't just generalize from one pair. Some are very well done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48898738)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: galvanic olive indirect expression

CR. Fake tits also have a higher propensity to be 170-174 level of both visual and tactile stimulation while real tits are like a quad-modal distribution of a small cluster in the 175-180 range, larger cluster in the 163-167 range, larger cluster in the 140-148 range and very large cluster in the 120-128 range. A true titman appreciates fakes because he places a large premium on getting access to 170+ tits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48899043)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 1:45 PM
Author: fluffy marvelous karate locus

this is such a CR scientific analysis of tits that I can't help but wonder if this pumo is Ironside

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48899167)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: galvanic olive indirect expression

Not the first time I have been accused of this, but no I’m not him. You, me and him are widely recognized as the leading XO big tit scholars for well over a decade now, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48899188)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: fluffy marvelous karate locus

ha. regardless, great post, spot on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48899197)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: harsh office famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48899185)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: boyish twisted trailer park selfie

1990's implants were terrible. maybe you should date younger women or men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48898762)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 11:42 AM
Author: glittery primrose hominid

I hate fake tits so much. I dated a girl for a while when she was a freshman in college. We were truly in love but broke up when we moved to different schools. I ran into her later at work when I was bartending and she came in with a tequila company as some kind of traveling promoter girl. She had big new tits. We hooked up at the end of the night after closing and I remember being so disappointed. Her natural tits lost all the softness and realness. I couldn’t cum and in the morning I drove her to her car in near silence. A few months later I heard she got herpes from a guy while auditioning for a tv show. The next summer she died pinned underwater in a boating accident.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48898764)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 12:31 PM
Author: fuchsia sadistic sound barrier

well that took a turn...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48898907)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 12:32 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good vermilion orchestra pit knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48898913)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: Exhilarant Magical Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48898967)



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Date: May 3rd, 2025 12:16 AM
Author: zombie-like contagious indian lodge sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48900621)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 1:06 PM
Author: galvanic olive indirect expression

Can you poast some pics from this dead girl’s ig so we can have a better visual sense of her fake tits v real tits?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48899046)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: dull psychic degenerate

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48899133)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:24 PM
Author: smoky wonderful faggotry toaster

i came, thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48899679)



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Date: May 3rd, 2025 9:05 AM
Author: boyish twisted trailer park selfie

... natural tits lost all the softness and realness. I couldn’t cum because Im gay and in the morning I drove her to her car in near silence. A few months later I heard she got married to a guy while auditioning for a tv show. The next summer she had baby boy. As for me, I poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48900914)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 9:21 AM
Author: Impressive Aggressive Native Twinkling Uncleanness

do u think she would have survived the boat accident if she still had her natural tits?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48904670)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 11:46 AM
Author: Copper headpube stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48898778)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 12:42 PM
Author: Maroon Tripping Ticket Booth

Fuck that. Best tits I've fucked with have been the gummy bear fake tits. Silicone is great for tits. Saline is generally shit though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48898947)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: mind-boggling institution

Whats the difference

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48898955)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: Puce resort

Saline feels like a water balloon. Silicone feels like a fleshlight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48898963)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: Maroon Tripping Ticket Booth

Don't know what a fleshlight feels like. But the gummy bears I've handled have felt basically real if you enjoy the firm, full style of tits and not the gross, super soft/deflated type of tits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48898981)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: Idiotic judgmental doctorate

Gummy bear has a better feel but there are long term health concerns. Saline is like a hard water balloon but it's just salt water. Some places also do fat transfers, with very limited success. My wife just did a consultation. I was ballpark expecting around $10k. It's almost twice that amount at like $18k. We'll see.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48898965)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 12:50 PM
Author: Maroon Tripping Ticket Booth

Health risks are not my concern. The tits are great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48898975)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Idiotic judgmental doctorate

I'd be married to these things. I'm not the one pushing this. And they have to be replaced every decade? Fuck that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48898991)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Maroon Tripping Ticket Booth

If you're married to them, I would try to get her to realize none of this shit really matters. If she buys into this as a fix, it will snowball into other cosmetic fixes until she looks like Donatella Versace

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48899026)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: Idiotic judgmental doctorate

We've had this discussion. I think she looks great. But whatever she wants to do I get it. She had 4 kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48899180)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 12:50 PM
Author: mind-boggling institution

Any good pics /examples showing the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48898977)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 1:01 PM
Author: Maroon Tripping Ticket Booth

Dude, plastic surgeons post a ton of before and after pics with all details.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48899029)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 3:06 PM
Author: mind-boggling institution

Poast links pls tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48899435)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 12:45 PM
Author: Dun jew legal warrant

they are very firm in my limited experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48898958)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: Provocative stead mood

you must massage them post surgery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48898998)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: Provocative stead mood

they are 180 and of course amricans dont know how to take care of them. you need to massage them. you dont just spend money at the doc and problem sovled!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48899001)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: Maroon Tripping Ticket Booth

But there is a huge difference between saline (hard and rock-like) and silicone (supple and lifelike firm). Most tits in the US went saline in the 90s to 2010 or so. Not sure if other countries did this too, but if not, know that saline are totally different and really do suck and look stupid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48899022)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 1:01 PM
Author: Provocative stead mood

Silicone is more common in thailand and that is what my wife has

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48899031)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: Maroon Tripping Ticket Booth

Right on, man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48899125)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: Provocative stead mood

also fake tits for women who had babies is def 180. after being pregnant and making milk, it expands the boobs and make them perfect for some silicon implants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48899160)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: dull psychic degenerate

making milk tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48899169)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: fluffy marvelous karate locus

the best tits I have ever handled were from probably 10 years ago. Fake and huge, squishy like real tits but very perky. Couldn't have been a more perfect "big" size. Just incredible and even now I think about them almost every day.

Also helped that she had the best vag i've ever felt too, by a fucking mile. She was so batshit crazy too, very prole (but hot), but always really nice to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48899175)



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Date: May 3rd, 2025 10:09 AM
Author: charismatic sandwich school

Lol "bags of sand" comment from doodikoff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48901027)



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Date: May 3rd, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: fluffy marvelous karate locus

fuck!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48901086)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: crimson mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48904658)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: harsh office famous landscape painting

there's probably some observation bias where the quality fakes you might not have even noticed they're fake whereas obvious ones feel and look unnatural. and also someone who got gauche fakes is more likely to comment about them whereas someone going for naturals is less likely to volunteer they're fake.

i've heard high quality ones are very good these days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48899215)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: silver vivacious water buffalo

a Q for the bort-certified plastic surgeons: what is the reason that some fake tits feel noticeably colder?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48899240)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: Maroon Tripping Ticket Booth

The feedback is in and clear. Silicone fake tits rule and op should retract/beg for mercy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48899363)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 2:44 PM
Author: Provocative stead mood

only if the woman massages them often

or if had a baby

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48899366)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good vermilion orchestra pit knife

I love fake tits fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48900107)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 9:25 PM
Author: fluffy marvelous karate locus

Same

I literally go quasi insane when the possibility of squeezing some presents itself , like some innate carnal instinct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48900256)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 9:14 AM
Author: Dun jew legal warrant

the firmness is off putting if you're not used to it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48904656)