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Time for a divorce? Need real XO advice
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Date: May 4th, 2025 2:40 PM Author: ungodly native It’s me Roooooodeo Lewis!
I got with my wife when she was 25. I completely settled for a 5 that was loyal and good at back massages. Now after two kids I’m utterly repulsed by her. I’m 38 and she’s 37. So it’s not getting better from here. If she was fat that would actually be better. She’s more square and has a disgusting stomach. When I see her in a frilly dress I sigh and say ok I can do this once a month. When I see her naked I can’t help but to express my horror. I want nothing to do with her. And the back massages got worse.
I dipped my toe in the cheating world but got caught sexting around 32. I’m slightly uglier but still in the ballpark. I’m 5’10 but have the cheesy salesman vibes that usually catch a woman’s attention if I have the balls to talk to her.
1. Not sure I want to cheat because of the financial consequences, she’s a SAHM.
2. I offered to buy an oculus and she got offended.
2. The back massages are rare bc of the kids.
3. She can’t cook.
4. I don’t want to break my family up.
5. Can’t justify wasting money on pros.
Advice? Completely fucked? |
Date: May 4th, 2025 2:42 PM Author: swashbuckling ruddy pisswyrm legend Life is too short to not accept what you've built. No way out of this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720345&forum_id=2#48903263) |
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Date: May 4th, 2025 2:56 PM Author: ungodly native Just cheat until I’m caught? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720345&forum_id=2#48903287) |
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Date: May 4th, 2025 2:57 PM Author: swashbuckling ruddy pisswyrm legend No don't bother. Just be committed to your marriage. It'll work out. You just need some perspective. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720345&forum_id=2#48903289) |
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Date: May 4th, 2025 2:59 PM Author: ungodly native Horrified right now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720345&forum_id=2#48903292) |
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Date: May 4th, 2025 3:00 PM Author: swashbuckling ruddy pisswyrm legend You're ok man. Everyone has schizophrenic breaks now and then during major life transitions. Youre gonna be ok (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720345&forum_id=2#48903295) |
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Date: May 4th, 2025 3:06 PM Author: ungodly native Thank you brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720345&forum_id=2#48903303) |
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Date: May 5th, 2025 4:38 AM Author: flushed university crotch this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720345&forum_id=2#48904365) |
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Date: May 4th, 2025 2:49 PM Author: Shimmering Passionate Striped Hyena Business Firm Pros are a lot cheaper than a divorce but i don't want herpes/aseptic meningitis so I don't fuck them (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720345&forum_id=2#48903274) |
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Date: May 4th, 2025 3:09 PM Author: Slate office I dipped my toe in the cheating world tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720345&forum_id=2#48903313) |
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Date: May 4th, 2025 6:24 PM Author: Pink motley home Is this Doc Lewis (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720345&forum_id=2#48903687) |
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Date: May 4th, 2025 6:45 PM Author: yellow idea he suggested If you're too poor to spend money on pros, you are almost certainly too poor to get a divorce. Sorry. I can guarantee that the cost of pros will be far less than the cost of alimony and child support. Having said that, if she is a decent mother and you don't want to break up your family, cheating is probably TCR. See any of the xoxo cheatmo threads for advice on opsec. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720345&forum_id=2#48903733) |
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Date: May 4th, 2025 6:46 PM Author: vivacious field selfie Post pix of her naked. Not understanding the issue here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720345&forum_id=2#48903739) |
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Date: May 4th, 2025 6:47 PM Author: cracking mood Just accept your situation and stop being a woman about it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720345&forum_id=2#48903743) |
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Date: May 5th, 2025 4:38 AM Author: flushed university crotch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720345&forum_id=2#48904366) |
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Date: May 4th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: Chocolate self-absorbed generalized bond dysfunction Just cheat on that square bitch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720345&forum_id=2#48903755) |
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Date: May 5th, 2025 1:52 AM Author: dashing point I’m really sorry to hear this johnsm— I mean Rodeo Lewis. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720345&forum_id=2#48904323) |
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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:03 AM Author: Fighting irate roast beef macaca Get her off hormonal birth control. It will take a while, but the squareness is caused by hormonal birth control, in large part. Pull out/NFP, copper IUD (if not Roman Catholic)
Work on boosting your T, preferably naturally. Eat meat, exercise, sunlight, take some supplements or get tested if you must. Get a sitter or send the kids away to grandparents for a night, get a little drunk and rail the shit out of her like you hate her.
Go to church with her and your family. Hang out with religious types makes you care more.
Your life may be fun for a while banging strange, but it will destroy your soul eventually. |
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Date: May 5th, 2025 6:49 AM Author: multi-colored lavender center You're doing better than many men. I never got married in part due to childhood trauma that made it impossible for me to have close romantic relationships.
I would love to be able to trust a woman of any beauty level enough to commit to her for life.
You made it. Congratulations. |
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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:43 AM Author: Autistic azn casino It’s not about you. It’s about your kids. Whether or not you get to bust a nut in your preferred way is orders of magnitude less important that being family for your kids.
This mentality probably comes from jerking off too much, so I advise quitting porn and lifting weights more. But if you absolutely must indulge in seeking dick pleasure, just smoke weed and jerk off like a normal dude
Divorce would be the biggest mistake of your life |
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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:44 AM Author: ungodly native Correct. I decided against it last night. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720345&forum_id=2#48904949) |
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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:45 AM Author: irradiated slap-happy foreskin very surprising responses ITT -- most people telling OP not to cheat or divorce for the sake of his kids. expected a bunch of degenerate cheatmos and virgin orientals would be swaying OP the other way. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720345&forum_id=2#48904953) |
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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:48 AM Author: Slate office that's because you fundamentally don't "get" xo. it's easy to just say "take the moral high road bro" which is why it's the default answer here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720345&forum_id=2#48904965) |
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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:48 AM Author: charismatic cerise laser beams dilemma an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure. in your next life dont get married to an american millennial woman. but for this life you are fucked. good luck. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720345&forum_id=2#48904966) |
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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:51 AM Author: ungodly native I’ve been screaming and chanting. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720345&forum_id=2#48904980) |
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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:51 AM Author: boyish abode athletic conference it doesn't sound like ur a catch. 5'10... salesman vibe... uglier than before (i.e., not handsome)... probably somewhat out of shape or you would have mentioned your body.
what do u think is gonna happen if you leave her? you'll be macking in 22 year olds? and they'll just get fat and old too in 10 years, if they're even still with you.
sounds like you should just encourage her to eat better. hth |
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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:52 AM Author: ungodly native I look like a splitting image of Zach Efron (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720345&forum_id=2#48904982) |
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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:03 PM Author: Saffron Aphrodisiac Turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720345&forum_id=2#48905226) |
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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:52 AM Author: Jet hissy fit psychic destroy all important documents, government forms, identifications, etc. bearing your name and then disappear and go be a pedophile in Jakarta (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720345&forum_id=2#48904984) |
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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:03 PM Author: Saffron Aphrodisiac Turdskin you had kids, so youre stuck.
get back in. and stop being such a whiny faggot. |