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What is with kids all having their own "water bottle" these days?

I don't remember this being a thing growing up. We just use...
trip crackhouse persian
  05/04/25
they also scream bloody murder if they don't get to refill t...
Spruce stubborn pisswyrm
  05/04/25
Are these kids Jewish
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trip crackhouse persian
  05/04/25
They probably all have long covid and are being raised by ea...
Azure principal's office
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their tiger gym slut moms are giving them 20mg of creatine f...
Talented Fear-inspiring Useless Brakes
  05/08/25
Parents recognize now that GC water is poison and makes kids...
mahogany adventurous fortuitous meteor
  05/04/25
they get this from their birdbrain moms. have you not notice...
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amber garrison windowlicker
  05/04/25
wife is very pregnant and has to pee every 10 mins. it's so ...
peach bawdyhouse wrinkle
  05/04/25
You ever considered having her pee in a jar and selling it t...
Cordovan rambunctious temple yarmulke
  05/04/25
no, but now i have. how much would it sell for?
peach bawdyhouse wrinkle
  05/04/25
Congrats to her, how excited is the father?
Massive Saffron Idiot
  05/05/25
he's dreading the newborn stage
peach bawdyhouse wrinkle
  05/05/25
yup
Thriller Silver Sweet Tailpipe University
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cr. women are ridiculous about bringing drinks everywhere. l...
Contagious judgmental hunting ground
  05/04/25
It’s the schools actually, which are also run by birdb...
filthy shrine roast beef
  05/05/25
i know mothers with multiple sanitized water bottle replacem...
jet-lagged underhanded preventive strike
  05/05/25
When I was a kid my parents weren’t carting me off eve...
Hyperventilating sepia skinny woman
  05/04/25
we'd be biking all day without anything to eat or drink. gue...
Mind-boggling piazza coffee pot
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disturbing multi-colored office mental disorder
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people also ate fruit loops back then. i just fired up an ol...
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ivory floppy partner home
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I've noticed this too but I think this is one thing that see...
Cordovan rambunctious temple yarmulke
  05/04/25
water fountains are way more disgusting than 30 yrs ago when...
peach bawdyhouse wrinkle
  05/04/25
no they aren’t. You’re just a neurotic fag
filthy shrine roast beef
  05/05/25
My prole co-workers all have "water bottles" and a...
Bossy Mother
  05/04/25
SVP of Merchandising - just buy a case of water, bro
violent headpube gaping
  05/04/25
?
Bossy Mother
  05/04/25
consume at all costs
Bonkers dopamine whorehouse
  05/04/25
Water fountains were turned off in schools during COVID (Rya...
Big fanboi
  05/04/25
yeah fuck this. i don’t like it because the kids wont ...
Contagious judgmental hunting ground
  05/04/25
"It's totally flame to drink water on a regular basis&q...
Massive Saffron Idiot
  05/05/25
didn’t say that at all. it’s flame that you need...
Contagious judgmental hunting ground
  05/05/25
I don't get what is so wrong with handing someone a plastic ...
Greedy bronze incel
  05/04/25
The straws are silicone. Or should be.
Twinkling titillating mediation set
  05/05/25
I drank out of the hose as a kid
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we’re the last generation to drink from a hose and thi...
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This. And I still will..
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disturbing multi-colored office mental disorder
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As RFK says, the flouride in our water is poisoning our kids...
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Covid
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My kids were horrified when I recently told them all the nei...
pearly tripping boiling water
  05/04/25
Why have you raised your children in this manner?
flatulent vigorous stead
  05/05/25
I don’t know. I’m a fat failure.
pearly tripping boiling water
  05/05/25
tp
Cordovan rambunctious temple yarmulke
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Is this an official brand DF schtick? I'm slightly confused....
flatulent vigorous stead
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Your children rightfully assumed that "hoses" was ...
Massive Saffron Idiot
  05/05/25
I thik the stranger thing is that at least when I was a kid,...
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  05/04/25
Yep. Koolaid, Tropicana Twister, big glasses of OJ, BRISK, a...
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  05/05/25
what about the almost tasteless orange liquid that McDonalds...
Mind-boggling piazza coffee pot
  05/05/25
“Orange drink”! Yes, oddly viscous yet tasteless...
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  05/05/25
It hath electrolyths!
Azure principal's office
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yeah even my football coach would scream at us if we took mo...
Razzle nursing home haunted graveyard
  05/05/25
I drank a lot of fucking Tang back in the day
flatulent vigorous stead
  05/05/25
And I remember frozen orange juice.
Olive church
  05/05/25
For sure. Sometimes got the lemonade and limeade but that gl...
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aka an ingredient in Molotov cocktails
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filthy shrine roast beef
  05/05/25
It’s ok I speak Reddit The “kids” in th...
Big fanboi
  05/05/25
everyone is a gay idiot and the water bottles are a jew scam
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I too am very annoyed by this trend. We have a whole cabine...
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It's ridiculous. We have dozens of old ones too that apparen...
Olive church
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It’s to avoid microplastics, which every rich white pe...
Twinkling titillating mediation set
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My kids were super young in elementary school during Covid a...
Anal overrated trust fund pit
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but also sometimes want water but arent next to a water foun...
Vibrant Orchestra Pit
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kids are going to have weird reactions to covid like this an...
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  05/05/25
Don't forget Flouride, pesticides, heavy metals, etc.
mahogany adventurous fortuitous meteor
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lol yea the plastic stanley straw you rewash half assedly ev...
filthy shrine roast beef
  05/08/25
kids in the 80s and 90s drank so many sweetened drinks all t...
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Sweetened with sucrose, which is thermogenic compared to HFC...
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that hardly matters. consuming a ton of sugar is a bad idea...
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I can't tell you how many Stanley, Yeti, and some other fanc...
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Apostrophe after nieces, doodikoff
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  05/05/25
his nieces likely don’t have kids yet
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I like it. It’s part of keeping them healthy. They a...
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Date: May 4th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: trip crackhouse persian

I don't remember this being a thing growing up. We just used water fountains.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720422&forum_id=2#48903714)



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Date: May 4th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: Spruce stubborn pisswyrm

they also scream bloody murder if they don't get to refill their 1.5l water bottle every 5 minutes or have to go anywhere or do anything without it

They are having headaches, anxiety, muscle pain etc if they have to go in a library or museum or something that doesn't allow drinks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720422&forum_id=2#48903717)



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Date: May 4th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: hot supple crotch stage

Are these kids Jewish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720422&forum_id=2#48903725)



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Date: May 4th, 2025 6:43 PM
Author: trip crackhouse persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720422&forum_id=2#48903728)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:44 PM
Author: Azure principal's office

They probably all have long covid and are being raised by eat pray love single mom whores with long covid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720422&forum_id=2#48905381)



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Date: May 8th, 2025 4:25 PM
Author: Talented Fear-inspiring Useless Brakes

their tiger gym slut moms are giving them 20mg of creatine for breakfast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720422&forum_id=2#48914794)



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Date: May 4th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: mahogany adventurous fortuitous meteor

Parents recognize now that GC water is poison and makes kids gay / retarded / trans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720422&forum_id=2#48903718)



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Date: May 4th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: violent headpube gaping

they get this from their birdbrain moms. have you not noticed that our wives are constantly chugging water and peeing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720422&forum_id=2#48903721)



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Date: May 4th, 2025 6:45 PM
Author: amber garrison windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720422&forum_id=2#48903734)



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Date: May 4th, 2025 7:03 PM
Author: peach bawdyhouse wrinkle

wife is very pregnant and has to pee every 10 mins. it's so annoying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720422&forum_id=2#48903796)



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Date: May 4th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: Cordovan rambunctious temple yarmulke

You ever considered having her pee in a jar and selling it to Soren Bob Odenkirk tp?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720422&forum_id=2#48903827)



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Date: May 4th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: peach bawdyhouse wrinkle

no, but now i have. how much would it sell for?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720422&forum_id=2#48903937)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: Massive Saffron Idiot

Congrats to her, how excited is the father?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720422&forum_id=2#48906094)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 4:35 PM
Author: peach bawdyhouse wrinkle

he's dreading the newborn stage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720422&forum_id=2#48906128)



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Date: May 4th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Thriller Silver Sweet Tailpipe University

yup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720422&forum_id=2#48903849)



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Date: May 4th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: Contagious judgmental hunting ground

cr. women are ridiculous about bringing drinks everywhere. like a coffee plus yuge stanley thing full of water, maybe a third thing like juice or soda just to sit though a kids dance class or ball game or whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720422&forum_id=2#48903872)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 7:15 AM
Author: filthy shrine roast beef

It’s the schools actually, which are also run by birdbrains. Every kid has to bring a water bottle now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720422&forum_id=2#48904434)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: jet-lagged underhanded preventive strike

i know mothers with multiple sanitized water bottle replacements should first water bottle become contaminated, and an insulated rolling backpack with water jug inside for refills

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720422&forum_id=2#48905410)



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Date: May 4th, 2025 6:44 PM
Author: Hyperventilating sepia skinny woman

When I was a kid my parents weren’t carting me off every single day for activities. I played at the park or rode my bike with kids from the neighborhood.

It’s very different now. Mom and dad basically have to plan their own day as well as the kids’ days. My parents didn’t do shit in comparison tbh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720422&forum_id=2#48903732)



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Date: May 4th, 2025 7:29 PM
Author: Mind-boggling piazza coffee pot

we'd be biking all day without anything to eat or drink. guess that's why kids weren't 300 pounds back then.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720422&forum_id=2#48903861)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 4:11 PM
Author: disturbing multi-colored office mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720422&forum_id=2#48906050)



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Date: May 4th, 2025 6:45 PM
Author: Vibrant Orchestra Pit

people also ate fruit loops back then. i just fired up an old nalgene from 20 years ago. the kids are right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720422&forum_id=2#48903735)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 3:58 AM
Author: ivory floppy partner home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720422&forum_id=2#48904354)



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Date: May 4th, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Cordovan rambunctious temple yarmulke

I've noticed this too but I think this is one thing that seems like a positive change. It's good to drink water and better to drink it from a proper container rather than chug down a bunch of microplastics or put your lips around a water fountain that homeless people piss in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720422&forum_id=2#48903789)



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Date: May 4th, 2025 7:01 PM
Author: peach bawdyhouse wrinkle

water fountains are way more disgusting than 30 yrs ago when we were kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720422&forum_id=2#48903791)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 6:02 AM
Author: filthy shrine roast beef

no they aren’t. You’re just a neurotic fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720422&forum_id=2#48904402)



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Date: May 4th, 2025 7:04 PM
Author: Bossy Mother

My prole co-workers all have "water bottles" and are constantly losing them. I asked them why they don't just buy a case of water and they looked at me like I was nuts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720422&forum_id=2#48903800)



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Date: May 4th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: violent headpube gaping

SVP of Merchandising - just buy a case of water, bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720422&forum_id=2#48903850)



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Date: May 4th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: Bossy Mother

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720422&forum_id=2#48903892)



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Date: May 4th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Bonkers dopamine whorehouse

consume at all costs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720422&forum_id=2#48903822)



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Date: May 4th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Big fanboi

Water fountains were turned off in schools during COVID (Ryan White rolling over in his grave)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720422&forum_id=2#48903848)



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Date: May 4th, 2025 7:29 PM
Author: Contagious judgmental hunting ground

yeah fuck this. i don’t like it because the kids wont learn how to wait. people act like they’re gonna die if they don’t get water whenever they want.

i’ll admit i used to buy into this too like ten years ago and drank water all day. then i realized that’s flame and i could just wait unless it’s like 100 degrees outside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720422&forum_id=2#48903860)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 4:29 PM
Author: Massive Saffron Idiot

"It's totally flame to drink water on a regular basis"

(Guy suffering from kidney failure due to chronic dehydration)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720422&forum_id=2#48906100)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: Contagious judgmental hunting ground

didn’t say that at all. it’s flame that you need to be drinking it all day rather than adequate quantities but only certain times of the day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720422&forum_id=2#48906830)



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Date: May 4th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Greedy bronze incel

I don't get what is so wrong with handing someone a plastic bottle of water. People have 20 of these thermos bottles in their home if you want to talk about waste. And you are constantly putting your lips on a plastic straw piece that is attached to the supposedly stainless steel thermos which negates the idea of no plastics. And they are made in China under processes that are completely unclear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720422&forum_id=2#48903917)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:55 PM
Author: Twinkling titillating mediation set

The straws are silicone. Or should be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720422&forum_id=2#48905433)



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Date: May 4th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: sinister cobalt main people bbw

I drank out of the hose as a kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720422&forum_id=2#48903921)



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Date: May 4th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: amber garrison windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720422&forum_id=2#48903926)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 3:50 AM
Author: Odious chapel old irish cottage

we’re the last generation to drink from a hose and think it’s totally normal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720422&forum_id=2#48904353)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 4:32 AM
Author: Razzle nursing home haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720422&forum_id=2#48904357)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:42 AM
Author: Olive church

This. And I still will..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720422&forum_id=2#48905138)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 4:02 PM
Author: Irate Aqua Antidepressant Drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720422&forum_id=2#48906028)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 4:12 PM
Author: disturbing multi-colored office mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720422&forum_id=2#48906054)



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Date: May 4th, 2025 8:08 PM
Author: brindle arousing candlestick maker indirect expression

As RFK says, the flouride in our water is poisoning our kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720422&forum_id=2#48903923)



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Date: May 4th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: Chartreuse hairy legs sex offender

Covid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720422&forum_id=2#48903928)



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Date: May 4th, 2025 8:16 PM
Author: pearly tripping boiling water

My kids were horrified when I recently told them all the neighborhood kids would drink from each others hoses in the summer. They asked if I got sick from doing it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720422&forum_id=2#48903932)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 7:35 AM
Author: flatulent vigorous stead

Why have you raised your children in this manner?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720422&forum_id=2#48904476)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: pearly tripping boiling water

I don’t know. I’m a fat failure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720422&forum_id=2#48904552)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Cordovan rambunctious temple yarmulke

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720422&forum_id=2#48904928)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:55 AM
Author: pearly tripping boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720422&forum_id=2#48904997)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: flatulent vigorous stead

Is this an official brand DF schtick? I'm slightly confused.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720422&forum_id=2#48905619)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 4:29 PM
Author: Massive Saffron Idiot

Your children rightfully assumed that "hoses" was a sexual euphemism for delinquent behavior.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720422&forum_id=2#48906105)



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Date: May 4th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: turquoise adulterous school cafeteria

I thik the stranger thing is that at least when I was a kid, people just didn't even drink water

I remember they'd be like "you need 8 glasses of water a day" and everyone was like - wtf? I have like 2 cups of kool aid a day and that's it. I guess i get all my other water from shark gummy snacks and doritos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720422&forum_id=2#48904081)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 3:49 AM
Author: aphrodisiac black parlor filthpig

Yep. Koolaid, Tropicana Twister, big glasses of OJ, BRISK, and store brand root beer. Never drank water.

It is a positive change on net, but I assume that most of these are FILTHY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720422&forum_id=2#48904352)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:46 AM
Author: Mind-boggling piazza coffee pot

what about the almost tasteless orange liquid that McDonalds would give out to kids sports teams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720422&forum_id=2#48905159)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: aphrodisiac black parlor filthpig

“Orange drink”! Yes, oddly viscous yet tasteless. Never understood it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720422&forum_id=2#48905275)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:47 PM
Author: Azure principal's office

It hath electrolyths!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720422&forum_id=2#48905390)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Razzle nursing home haunted graveyard

yeah even my football coach would scream at us if we took more than two sips of water while doing two a days in August in New England

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720422&forum_id=2#48904359)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 7:39 AM
Author: flatulent vigorous stead

I drank a lot of fucking Tang back in the day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720422&forum_id=2#48904481)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:43 AM
Author: Olive church

And I remember frozen orange juice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720422&forum_id=2#48905144)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:15 PM
Author: aphrodisiac black parlor filthpig

For sure. Sometimes got the lemonade and limeade but that glass of sugar water was considered less healthy. Did you ever have Five Alive?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720422&forum_id=2#48905280)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: Razzle nursing home haunted graveyard

aka an ingredient in Molotov cocktails

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720422&forum_id=2#48905841)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: sienna box office people who are hurt

it's yours, nobody can take it from you

this is all they will let you have

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720422&forum_id=2#48904554)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Wild Motley Ticket Booth Internal Respiration

it's funny watching xoxo settle into middle age and start complaining about everything the kids are doing. 20 years ago everyone was sitting around complaining about boomers, now they're complaining about... gen z carrying water bottles? lmfao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720422&forum_id=2#48904595)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 8:51 AM
Author: filthy shrine roast beef

that's great you keep you azn son hydrated for his grueling baseball games.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720422&forum_id=2#48904598)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 9:04 AM
Author: Big fanboi

It’s ok I speak Reddit

The “kids” in the OP refer to “crotch fruit” not “Gen Z”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720422&forum_id=2#48904621)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 9:06 AM
Author: Appetizing carnelian resort sound barrier

everyone is a gay idiot and the water bottles are a jew scam

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720422&forum_id=2#48904627)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:25 AM
Author: Anal overrated trust fund pit

I too am very annoyed by this trend. We have a whole cabinet full of gigantic irregular Stanley cups, unloading the dishwasher and matching the cup, lid and straw is a PITA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720422&forum_id=2#48904884)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: Olive church

It's ridiculous. We have dozens of old ones too that apparently no longer are cool. I don't see how that impacts the ability to carry water. I remember even before plastic disposable water bottles. Everyone after a pickup game would rush over to the drinking fountain. The market really tries to capitalize every niche of life. Once it starts it's a runaway train.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720422&forum_id=2#48905136)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: Twinkling titillating mediation set

It’s to avoid microplastics, which every rich white person is trying to do these days. The women with Stanley bottles everywhere have gone overboard (my wife has 5 or 6 of these). But it’s not bad for kids to bring ice water from home rather than drinking out of plastic bottles or using the gross fountain that probably has warm water.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720422&forum_id=2#48905448)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: Anal overrated trust fund pit

My kids were super young in elementary school during Covid and won’t use water fountains anymore, which TBF is probably prudent but annoying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720422&forum_id=2#48905611)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: Vibrant Orchestra Pit

but also sometimes want water but arent next to a water fountain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720422&forum_id=2#48905854)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 3:19 PM
Author: learning disabled corn cake

kids are going to have weird reactions to covid like this and hoarding toilet paper and bleach and shit. they should be forgiven and not reprimanded for their bizarre fixations.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720422&forum_id=2#48905886)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 6:11 PM
Author: mahogany adventurous fortuitous meteor

Don't forget Flouride, pesticides, heavy metals, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720422&forum_id=2#48906454)



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Date: May 8th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: filthy shrine roast beef

lol yea the plastic stanley straw you rewash half assedly every single day is much less gross and has few toxins than a regular water fountain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720422&forum_id=2#48914848)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Soul-stirring effete regret parlour

kids in the 80s and 90s drank so many sweetened drinks all the time: tang, hi-c, grape drink, capri sun, etc. all of those were considered the "healthy option" compared to soda.

consumption of sweetened drinks and soda is way down

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720422&forum_id=2#48905895)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Pale Bespoke Travel Guidebook Lay

Sweetened with sucrose, which is thermogenic compared to HFCS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720422&forum_id=2#48906290)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Soul-stirring effete regret parlour

that hardly matters. consuming a ton of sugar is a bad idea whether its sucrose or hfcs.

if you are going to have fruit, it's way better to have a piece of whole fruit rather than juice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720422&forum_id=2#48906446)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Irate Aqua Antidepressant Drug

I can't tell you how many Stanley, Yeti, and some other fancy "outdoorsy" brand I have bought for my nieces and buddies' kids for their birthday presents. They love these things and they are status symbols at school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720422&forum_id=2#48906032)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 4:30 PM
Author: learning disabled corn cake

Apostrophe after nieces, doodikoff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720422&forum_id=2#48906106)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Razzle nursing home haunted graveyard

his nieces likely don’t have kids yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720422&forum_id=2#48906339)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 8:48 PM
Author: disrespectful hell goyim

I like it. It’s part of keeping them healthy. They always have water no need to buy juice or soda.

Teaches them some responsibility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720422&forum_id=2#48906836)