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Laughsome confused spot preventive strike
  05/05/25
All of Freddy got fingered is gold
Titillating ivory indian lodge water buffalo
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Cr
Chocolate chad state
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Exhilarant therapy menage
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Histrionic Charcoal Electric Furnace Theater
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bonkers partner hall
  05/09/25
slutmobile obv
Galvanic Rehab
  05/05/25
These women are in love, mom... TG invented "love wi...
Emerald Electric Nowag Milk
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It's 3 o'clock in the morning and i think my parents really ...
Galvanic Rehab
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Emerald Electric Nowag Milk
  05/05/25
slutmobile undercutters pizza sushi subway
Silver provocative prole abode
  05/05/25
Can't find the sushi one online. The others are credited.
Emerald Electric Nowag Milk
  05/05/25
yeah wtf i cant find it either. used to be on the internet b...
Silver provocative prole abode
  05/05/25
180
Emerald Electric Nowag Milk
  05/05/25
undercutters pizza is probably the most clever
Multi-colored disturbing center messiness
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not sure a week has gone by in the last 25 years where i hav...
rambunctious rusted field
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copper curious sanctuary knife
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There was one where he ran on the field of a kids' soccer ga...
Spruce Big Brethren Location
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Ty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwZ4AUOAgDA
Sooty hospital headpube
  05/06/25
180, I have not watched this since it aired on MTV in the 90...
Spruce Big Brethren Location
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comedy fucking gold when he knocks the ball out of the ref's...
Histrionic Charcoal Electric Furnace Theater
  05/06/25
when he put his bum on the Swedish
trip slimy whorehouse french chef
  05/05/25
Marrying Drew Barrymore
Burgundy Impertinent Death Wish Base
  05/06/25
minor league baseball announcer was 180.
rambunctious rusted field
  05/06/25
scuba hood, the canterbury tales, picking up chicks
Sepia lettuce deer antler
  05/06/25
I like undercutters pizza.
Exhilarant therapy menage
  05/06/25
great thread ty.
Sooty hospital headpube
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Laughsome confused spot preventive strike
  05/06/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65PRsuTIuZY (Steve&rsqu...
Sooty hospital headpube
  05/09/25
1800000
Laughsome confused spot preventive strike
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Sooty hospital headpube
  05/10/25
“I fucked a nigger!” probably his best
pungent hilarious ceo
  05/06/25
He paid this local actor in Arizona to go into stores comple...
navy vengeful lodge becky
  05/06/25
Store intercom is up there: https://youtube.com/watch?v=E...
Orchid principal's office fat ankles
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The best scene is from Freddy Got Fingered when he's on a da...
Histrionic Charcoal Electric Furnace Theater
  05/06/25
oh also that bit on The Tom Green Show where he kept shoutin...
pungent hilarious ceo
  05/07/25
scholarship is 180, boner police
bonkers partner hall
  05/07/25
it's a great bit hard to find on YouTube
pungent hilarious ceo
  05/07/25
I still can't find it idk why they scrubbed this
pungent hilarious ceo
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Laughsome confused spot preventive strike
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pungent hilarious ceo
  06/07/25
My bum is on the Swedish
charismatic twinkling uncleanness
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Mahogany Windowlicker
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Daddy would you like some sausage: https://www.youtube.co...
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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:51 PM
Author: Laughsome confused spot preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907142)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Titillating ivory indian lodge water buffalo

All of Freddy got fingered is gold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907144)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:18 AM
Author: Chocolate chad state

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907329)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 8:57 AM
Author: Exhilarant therapy menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907612)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: Histrionic Charcoal Electric Furnace Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48909726)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: bonkers partner hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48918265)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: Galvanic Rehab

slutmobile obv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907146)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Emerald Electric Nowag Milk

These women are in love, mom...

TG invented "love wins" decades earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907149)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Galvanic Rehab

It's 3 o'clock in the morning and i think my parents really like lesbians.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907164)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: Emerald Electric Nowag Milk



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Silver provocative prole abode

slutmobile

undercutters pizza

sushi

subway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907150)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: Emerald Electric Nowag Milk

Can't find the sushi one online. The others are credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907176)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: Silver provocative prole abode

yeah wtf i cant find it either. used to be on the internet but he basically put a walkie talkie and a camera and a dildo onto one of those sushi conveyor belts in japan and just started saying "hi im a dildo im a dildo" into his walkie talkie as it went by people til they told him to leave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907188)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: Emerald Electric Nowag Milk

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907189)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: Multi-colored disturbing center messiness

undercutters pizza is probably the most clever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907215)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:07 AM
Author: rambunctious rusted field

not sure a week has gone by in the last 25 years where i haven't found myself absentmindedly muttering “boop boo boo boop, boop boop: un-der-cut-ters.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907313)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: copper curious sanctuary knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907157)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: Spruce Big Brethren Location

There was one where he ran on the field of a kids' soccer game and got screamed at by angry parents that was hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907179)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:19 AM
Author: Sooty hospital headpube

Ty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwZ4AUOAgDA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907259)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 8:56 AM
Author: Spruce Big Brethren Location

180, I have not watched this since it aired on MTV in the 90s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907610)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:57 PM
Author: Histrionic Charcoal Electric Furnace Theater

comedy fucking gold when he knocks the ball out of the ref's hands and puts it in the goal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48909756)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: trip slimy whorehouse french chef

when he put his bum on the Swedish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907228)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:04 AM
Author: Burgundy Impertinent Death Wish Base

Marrying Drew Barrymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907249)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:07 AM
Author: rambunctious rusted field

minor league baseball announcer was 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907315)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 2:17 AM
Author: Sepia lettuce deer antler

scuba hood, the canterbury tales, picking up chicks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907363)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: Exhilarant therapy menage

I like undercutters pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907623)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: Sooty hospital headpube

great thread ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907999)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Laughsome confused spot preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48908231)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Sooty hospital headpube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65PRsuTIuZY

(Steve’s expression as he witnesses this is how i imagine you in civpro as you’re thinking to yourself “I really like it here”)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48917921)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 12:26 AM
Author: Laughsome confused spot preventive strike

1800000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48918758)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Sooty hospital headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48919610)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: pungent hilarious ceo

“I fucked a nigger!”

probably his best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48908002)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: navy vengeful lodge becky

He paid this local actor in Arizona to go into stores completely naked and say nonsense like 'hamburgers' over and over. The bit was actually on the actor who eventually said he thought this was wrong and he had to stop.

One night I met Tom Green at a bar. I was shit faced and asked him his favorite movie he was in. Apparently he told me and I corrected him. I don't remember any of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48908295)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Orchid principal's office fat ankles

Store intercom is up there:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=EFNrz8goEhs&pp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48909763)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 10:02 PM
Author: Histrionic Charcoal Electric Furnace Theater

The best scene is from Freddy Got Fingered when he's on a date with the chick and talking on his cell phone to his supposed broker trying to sound like a big shot. But it's a home cordless phone and not a cell phone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2nKhDSx-fw

the Le Baron scene is pretty good too.

https://youtu.be/pvIG5rQmfq4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48909768)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:19 AM
Author: pungent hilarious ceo

oh also that bit on The Tom Green Show where he kept shouting "scholarship tp is a short kike"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48910016)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:44 AM
Author: bonkers partner hall

scholarship is 180, boner police

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48910100)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:48 AM
Author: pungent hilarious ceo

it's a great bit hard to find on YouTube

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48910105)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: pungent hilarious ceo

I still can't find it

idk why they scrubbed this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48970641)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: Laughsome confused spot preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48970687)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: pungent hilarious ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48995926)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: charismatic twinkling uncleanness

My bum is on the Swedish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48918054)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: Mahogany Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48918067)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: Iridescent School Associate

Daddy would you like some sausage:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BeIDIS431I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48918763)