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Coiffed Puppy
  05/05/25
All of Freddy got fingered is gold
Dashing sound barrier
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Cr
frisky peach french chef native
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aphrodisiac territorial public bath
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twinkling galvanic people who are hurt
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Vibrant half-breed
  05/09/25
slutmobile obv
appetizing genital piercing step-uncle's house
  05/05/25
These women are in love, mom... TG invented "love wi...
Useless space love of her life
  05/05/25
It's 3 o'clock in the morning and i think my parents really ...
appetizing genital piercing step-uncle's house
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Useless space love of her life
  05/05/25
slutmobile undercutters pizza sushi subway
Swashbuckling puce ticket booth laser beams
  05/05/25
Can't find the sushi one online. The others are credited.
Useless space love of her life
  05/05/25
yeah wtf i cant find it either. used to be on the internet b...
Swashbuckling puce ticket booth laser beams
  05/05/25
180
Useless space love of her life
  05/05/25
undercutters pizza is probably the most clever
Silver cuckoldry school cafeteria
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not sure a week has gone by in the last 25 years where i hav...
At-the-ready location selfie
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Bespoke National Security Agency
  05/05/25
There was one where he ran on the field of a kids' soccer ga...
cruel-hearted harsh stage hissy fit
  05/05/25
Ty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwZ4AUOAgDA
Charismatic learning disabled den
  05/06/25
180, I have not watched this since it aired on MTV in the 90...
cruel-hearted harsh stage hissy fit
  05/06/25
comedy fucking gold when he knocks the ball out of the ref's...
twinkling galvanic people who are hurt
  05/06/25
when he put his bum on the Swedish
Ruddy motley shrine dingle berry
  05/05/25
Marrying Drew Barrymore
Mustard black woman site
  05/06/25
minor league baseball announcer was 180.
At-the-ready location selfie
  05/06/25
scuba hood, the canterbury tales, picking up chicks
glittery honey-headed national cuck
  05/06/25
I like undercutters pizza.
aphrodisiac territorial public bath
  05/06/25
great thread ty.
Charismatic learning disabled den
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Coiffed Puppy
  05/06/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65PRsuTIuZY (Steve&rsqu...
Charismatic learning disabled den
  05/09/25
1800000
Coiffed Puppy
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Charismatic learning disabled den
  05/10/25
“I fucked a nigger!” probably his best
splenetic telephone rigpig
  05/06/25
He paid this local actor in Arizona to go into stores comple...
floppy orange mediation
  05/06/25
Store intercom is up there: https://youtube.com/watch?v=E...
Gold slap-happy principal's office
  05/06/25
The best scene is from Freddy Got Fingered when he's on a da...
twinkling galvanic people who are hurt
  05/06/25
oh also that bit on The Tom Green Show where he kept shoutin...
splenetic telephone rigpig
  05/07/25
scholarship is 180, boner police
Vibrant half-breed
  05/07/25
it's a great bit hard to find on YouTube
splenetic telephone rigpig
  05/07/25
I still can't find it idk why they scrubbed this
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Coiffed Puppy
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splenetic telephone rigpig
  06/07/25
My bum is on the Swedish
Boyish soggy giraffe
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Apoplectic box office
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Daddy would you like some sausage: https://www.youtube.co...
Tantric Pocket Flask
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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:51 PM
Author: Coiffed Puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907142)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Dashing sound barrier

All of Freddy got fingered is gold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907144)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:18 AM
Author: frisky peach french chef native

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907329)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 8:57 AM
Author: aphrodisiac territorial public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907612)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: twinkling galvanic people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48909726)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: Vibrant half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48918265)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: appetizing genital piercing step-uncle's house

slutmobile obv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907146)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Useless space love of her life

These women are in love, mom...

TG invented "love wins" decades earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907149)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: appetizing genital piercing step-uncle's house

It's 3 o'clock in the morning and i think my parents really like lesbians.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907164)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: Useless space love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907173)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Swashbuckling puce ticket booth laser beams

slutmobile

undercutters pizza

sushi

subway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907150)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: Useless space love of her life

Can't find the sushi one online. The others are credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907176)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: Swashbuckling puce ticket booth laser beams

yeah wtf i cant find it either. used to be on the internet but he basically put a walkie talkie and a camera and a dildo onto one of those sushi conveyor belts in japan and just started saying "hi im a dildo im a dildo" into his walkie talkie as it went by people til they told him to leave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907188)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: Useless space love of her life

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907189)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: Silver cuckoldry school cafeteria

undercutters pizza is probably the most clever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907215)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:07 AM
Author: At-the-ready location selfie

not sure a week has gone by in the last 25 years where i haven't found myself absentmindedly muttering “boop boo boo boop, boop boop: un-der-cut-ters.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907313)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Bespoke National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907157)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: cruel-hearted harsh stage hissy fit

There was one where he ran on the field of a kids' soccer game and got screamed at by angry parents that was hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907179)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:19 AM
Author: Charismatic learning disabled den

Ty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwZ4AUOAgDA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907259)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 8:56 AM
Author: cruel-hearted harsh stage hissy fit

180, I have not watched this since it aired on MTV in the 90s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907610)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:57 PM
Author: twinkling galvanic people who are hurt

comedy fucking gold when he knocks the ball out of the ref's hands and puts it in the goal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48909756)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: Ruddy motley shrine dingle berry

when he put his bum on the Swedish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907228)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:04 AM
Author: Mustard black woman site

Marrying Drew Barrymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907249)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:07 AM
Author: At-the-ready location selfie

minor league baseball announcer was 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907315)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 2:17 AM
Author: glittery honey-headed national cuck

scuba hood, the canterbury tales, picking up chicks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907363)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: aphrodisiac territorial public bath

I like undercutters pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907623)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: Charismatic learning disabled den

great thread ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907999)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Coiffed Puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48908231)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Charismatic learning disabled den

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65PRsuTIuZY

(Steve’s expression as he witnesses this is how i imagine you in civpro as you’re thinking to yourself “I really like it here”)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48917921)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 12:26 AM
Author: Coiffed Puppy

1800000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48918758)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Charismatic learning disabled den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48919610)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: splenetic telephone rigpig

“I fucked a nigger!”

probably his best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48908002)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: floppy orange mediation

He paid this local actor in Arizona to go into stores completely naked and say nonsense like 'hamburgers' over and over. The bit was actually on the actor who eventually said he thought this was wrong and he had to stop.

One night I met Tom Green at a bar. I was shit faced and asked him his favorite movie he was in. Apparently he told me and I corrected him. I don't remember any of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48908295)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Gold slap-happy principal's office

Store intercom is up there:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=EFNrz8goEhs&pp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48909763)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 10:02 PM
Author: twinkling galvanic people who are hurt

The best scene is from Freddy Got Fingered when he's on a date with the chick and talking on his cell phone to his supposed broker trying to sound like a big shot. But it's a home cordless phone and not a cell phone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2nKhDSx-fw

the Le Baron scene is pretty good too.

https://youtu.be/pvIG5rQmfq4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48909768)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:19 AM
Author: splenetic telephone rigpig

oh also that bit on The Tom Green Show where he kept shouting "scholarship tp is a short kike"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48910016)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:44 AM
Author: Vibrant half-breed

scholarship is 180, boner police

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48910100)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:48 AM
Author: splenetic telephone rigpig

it's a great bit hard to find on YouTube

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48910105)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: splenetic telephone rigpig

I still can't find it

idk why they scrubbed this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48970641)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: Coiffed Puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48970687)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: splenetic telephone rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48995926)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: Boyish soggy giraffe

My bum is on the Swedish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48918054)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: Apoplectic box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48918067)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: Tantric Pocket Flask

Daddy would you like some sausage:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BeIDIS431I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48918763)