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Weird experience with a Zoomer in the work restroom
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Date: May 14th, 2025 12:32 PM Author: mahogany hot circlehead chapel Restroom has two urinals, same height, and two stalls, one handicapped. I was actively pissing and he walked in behind me. From the reflection on the tile, I saw he started to turn to use the open urinal, but then caught himself and went into the stall right next to the urinal I was using. He locked the door, then lifted the seat and started pissing. We were both over 6’4”, so I turned my head a little and we made eye contact. So we’re both pissing standing next to each other, he just was using the stall rather than stand next to me at the urinal.
wtf was going on in his head. |
Date: May 14th, 2025 12:35 PM Author: Dashing Den thats the right move in that situation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724890&forum_id=2#48929985) |
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Date: May 14th, 2025 12:36 PM Author: mahogany hot circlehead chapel One time Quentin Tarantino peed next to me at a urinal. He reached over the divider and shook my hand. It was alpha as fuck. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724890&forum_id=2#48929992) |
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Date: May 14th, 2025 12:37 PM Author: Dashing Den 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724890&forum_id=2#48929998) |
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Date: May 14th, 2025 12:55 PM Author: Swashbuckling Area Fortuitous Meteor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724890&forum_id=2#48930066) |
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Date: May 14th, 2025 12:36 PM Author: Hateful Digit Ratio 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724890&forum_id=2#48929987) |
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Date: May 14th, 2025 12:38 PM Author: Swashbuckling Area Fortuitous Meteor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724890&forum_id=2#48930009) |
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Date: May 14th, 2025 12:36 PM Author: ruddy infuriating lettuce temple "i'm peeved that this fag (lol he's gay not me!) didn't want to whip his dick out a foot away from me" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724890&forum_id=2#48929989) |
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Date: May 14th, 2025 12:37 PM Author: mahogany hot circlehead chapel He did, just on the opposite side, fully enclosed in the stall. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724890&forum_id=2#48930000) |
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Date: May 14th, 2025 12:36 PM Author: marvelous point obviously he didn't want to piss right next to you or thought you'd be weirded out by it so he called an audible and went to the stall but didn't factor in the height situation and by the time he entered the stall and lifted the lid he couldn't backtrack a 2nd time and go to the handicapped one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724890&forum_id=2#48929990) |
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Date: May 14th, 2025 12:38 PM Author: mahogany hot circlehead chapel I think that is what happened. There was a look in his eyes like, “he knows!” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724890&forum_id=2#48930007) |
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Date: May 14th, 2025 1:08 PM Author: marvelous point i think we've all been in that situation where we do something instinctual and then realize it was kinda awkward but you've gone too far. he's probably replaying this in his head and kicking himself for not doing the height math before choosing the closest stall.
another factor in his calculus is the handicapped stall being so far away would signal that he's extremely antisocial/awkward or that you are particularly gross. also as a zoomer he might have worried about you thinking he was a dick for using the handicapped stall. in that split second the stall must have seemed liked the goldilocks pisser. |
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Date: May 14th, 2025 1:32 PM Author: Swashbuckling Area Fortuitous Meteor I really, really like it here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724890&forum_id=2#48930216) |
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Date: May 14th, 2025 1:34 PM Author: marvelous point i really love autistically breaking down minutiae like this sometimes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724890&forum_id=2#48930228) |
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Date: May 14th, 2025 1:36 PM Author: Swashbuckling Area Fortuitous Meteor Same, and yet you put it into words far better than I ever could, unironically 🐶 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724890&forum_id=2#48930245) |
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Date: May 14th, 2025 2:02 PM Author: marvelous point im not sure about that, youre more eloquent than me, which is why i tend to put things in *more* words than most (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724890&forum_id=2#48930365) |
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Date: May 14th, 2025 2:03 PM Author: Swashbuckling Area Fortuitous Meteor https://i.pinimg.com/736x/33/4c/9a/334c9a98e129ab30e7c13f88f1cd600e.jpg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724890&forum_id=2#48930375) |
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Date: May 14th, 2025 2:04 PM Author: marvelous point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724890&forum_id=2#48930381) |
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Date: May 14th, 2025 2:36 PM Author: Swashbuckling Area Fortuitous Meteor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724890&forum_id=2#48930494) |
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Date: May 14th, 2025 2:38 PM Author: marvelous point https://i.imgur.com/KLFU7Aw.png (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724890&forum_id=2#48930502) |
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Date: May 14th, 2025 2:44 PM Author: Swashbuckling Area Fortuitous Meteor 98883838373782777383837367388277373838765, tyvmft 🐶 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724890&forum_id=2#48930519) |
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Date: May 14th, 2025 1:47 PM Author: mahogany hot circlehead chapel tyvmft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724890&forum_id=2#48930296) |
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Date: May 14th, 2025 1:48 PM Author: Swashbuckling Area Fortuitous Meteor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724890&forum_id=2#48930299) |
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Date: May 14th, 2025 1:34 PM Author: Chartreuse theater pozpig This happens all the time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724890&forum_id=2#48930235) |
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Date: May 14th, 2025 1:37 PM Author: Swashbuckling Area Fortuitous Meteor It’s my daily experience on Autoadmit, figuratively and even sometimes literally speaking depending on which poaster one finds oneself alone with in a given subthread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724890&forum_id=2#48930250) |
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Date: May 14th, 2025 1:49 PM Author: Hateful Digit Ratio (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724890&forum_id=2#48930302) |
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Date: May 14th, 2025 2:04 PM Author: Swashbuckling Area Fortuitous Meteor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724890&forum_id=2#48930379) |
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Date: May 14th, 2025 1:49 PM Author: Lime Razzmatazz Deer Antler Turdskin Shy bladder beta move (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724890&forum_id=2#48930301) |
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Date: May 14th, 2025 2:02 PM Author: mahogany hot circlehead chapel tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724890&forum_id=2#48930369) |
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Date: May 14th, 2025 2:04 PM Author: marvelous point (alpha who loves being as close as possible to another mans unsheathed cock even despite alternatives existing) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724890&forum_id=2#48930380) |
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Date: May 14th, 2025 2:06 PM Author: Lime Razzmatazz Deer Antler Turdskin Alpha move is to start pissing in the same urinal as op is currently using (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724890&forum_id=2#48930388) |
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Date: May 14th, 2025 2:36 PM Author: Swashbuckling Area Fortuitous Meteor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724890&forum_id=2#48930493) |
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Date: May 14th, 2025 4:39 PM Author: mahogany hot circlehead chapel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724890&forum_id=2#48930904) |
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Date: May 14th, 2025 4:57 PM Author: marvelous point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724890&forum_id=2#48930964) |
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Date: May 14th, 2025 4:43 PM Author: mahogany hot circlehead chapel Lmfao at chat giving identical analysis as gunnerttt:
What you witnessed is classic Zoomer Bathroom Behavior™—a mix of hyper-awareness, social anxiety, and unspoken new norms. Let’s break it down:
1. Avoiding Proximity in Urinal Use
Zoomers (and younger Millennials too) often follow an unwritten rule of “maximum spacing” at urinals. If someone’s at one, and another option (like a stall) avoids side-by-side urination, they’ll take it. It’s about comfort, privacy, and avoiding perceived awkwardness, even in a perfectly functional two-urinal setup.
2. Stall Use for Urination
For a lot of Zoomers, stalls aren’t just for sitting—they’re a preferred escape from perceived social scrutiny. They’re private, don’t involve unzipping next to someone, and prevent the chance of someone hearing, seeing, or smelling anything. In tech/startup workspaces or progressive offices, this is nearly default behavior.
3. Reflex Correction
From what you described, he reflexively went for the urinal (traditional instinct), then “caught himself” and veered to the stall instead—likely realizing mid-move that standing next to a tall stranger at a urinal was not ideal.
4. Eye Contact = Nuclear Moment
Eye contact while peeing, especially without a divider? That’s like violating an ancient taboo. He probably had a minor internal panic when it happened—like, “I tried to dodge the urinal to avoid this exact thing and it still happened.”
TL;DR:
He wasn’t afraid of peeing next to you—he was avoiding potential weirdness. Zoomers tend to value privacy over tradition, and this was a micro-adjustment to minimize perceived social discomfort. Ironically, it led to exactly the weird moment he tried to avoid.
You just caught a generational anxiety in action. |
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Date: May 14th, 2025 5:13 PM Author: Fantasy-prone thirsty fat ankles parlour the chance of someone hearing, seeing, or smelling anything tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724890&forum_id=2#48930999) |
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Date: May 14th, 2025 5:32 PM Author: mahogany hot circlehead chapel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724890&forum_id=2#48931074) |
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Date: May 14th, 2025 7:49 PM Author: marvelous point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724890&forum_id=2#48931443) |
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Date: May 14th, 2025 7:57 PM Author: vigorous bonkers set patrolman he did the right thing. you'll need to be more creative if you want to get a look at his dick.
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