He was arrested after stealing a bunch of candy bars from Wa...	stirring useless shitlib orchestra pit	05/16/25
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When asked how he was apprehended by a fat, out of shape cop...	Cyan Filthpig Chad	05/16/25
He took off running and didn’t get two feet	stirring useless shitlib orchestra pit	05/16/25
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haha wow the system works!	provocative shivering boistinker gas station	05/17/25
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Toes seem critical for flipflops	Bistre Juggernaut	05/17/25
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Date: May 16th, 2025 1:11 PM Author: stirring useless shitlib orchestra pit He was arrested after stealing a bunch of candy bars from Walmart and trying to run away but he was easily chased down by this big fat cop which was weird. They walk him into court today from the jail in chains and flip flops and I look down and this dude has no toes. Zero toes at all. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5725938&forum_id=2#48937018)

Date: May 16th, 2025 8:36 PM Author: stirring useless shitlib orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5725938&forum_id=2#48938143)

Date: May 16th, 2025 8:40 PM Author: Dead kink-friendly roast beef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5725938&forum_id=2#48938149)

Date: May 17th, 2025 8:08 AM Author: stirring useless shitlib orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5725938&forum_id=2#48938739)

Date: May 16th, 2025 8:45 PM Author: Cyan Filthpig Chad When asked how he was apprehended by a fat, out of shape cop, the suspect replied, “I’m stumped.” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5725938&forum_id=2#48938159)

Date: May 16th, 2025 8:51 PM Author: stirring useless shitlib orchestra pit He took off running and didn’t get two feet (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5725938&forum_id=2#48938172)

Date: May 17th, 2025 9:51 AM Author: maniacal brethren school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5725938&forum_id=2#48938893)

Date: May 17th, 2025 9:20 AM Author: Cyan Filthpig Chad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5725938&forum_id=2#48938857)

Date: May 17th, 2025 9:51 AM Author: maniacal brethren school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5725938&forum_id=2#48938892)

Date: May 17th, 2025 8:10 AM Author: provocative shivering boistinker gas station haha wow the system works! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5725938&forum_id=2#48938743)

Date: May 17th, 2025 9:21 AM Author: At-the-ready senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5725938&forum_id=2#48938860)

Date: May 17th, 2025 9:39 AM Author: Bistre Juggernaut Toes seem critical for flipflops (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5725938&forum_id=2#48938881)

Date: May 17th, 2025 9:51 AM Author: maniacal brethren school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5725938&forum_id=2#48938894)

Date: May 17th, 2025 9:56 AM Author: stirring useless shitlib orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5725938&forum_id=2#48938906)