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What are some things I can do to get myself fired?

I get 12 months severance if they fire me without cause. It ...
Sticky sweet tailpipe ape
  05/16/25
Stop showering and wiping your ass
Light feces death wish
  05/16/25
That won’t work. The people that matter aren’t p...
Sticky sweet tailpipe ape
  05/16/25
Start asking for obnoxious and ridiculous ADA accommodations...
Light feces death wish
  05/16/25
poop in the toilets and don't flush
overrated gas station patrolman
  05/16/25
No nougat
swollen aphrodisiac laser beams shitlib
  05/16/25
Are you married? Fuck a co-worker and then ghost
titillating pistol theater
  05/16/25
That could be for cause if she complains and it’s some...
Sticky sweet tailpipe ape
  05/16/25
wear babe ruth's uniform to a board meeting and drip juice a...
Orchid Famous Landscape Painting Stead
  05/16/25
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Motley Awkward Degenerate Piazza
  05/16/25
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Fantasy-prone House-broken Menage Gay Wizard
  05/16/25
I’m leaning toward open insubordination, just question...
Sticky sweet tailpipe ape
  05/16/25
Stop doing work or do very shitty work. Say that your mental...
buck-toothed corner
  05/16/25


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Date: May 16th, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: Sticky sweet tailpipe ape

I get 12 months severance if they fire me without cause. It can’t be too insane but I want them to let me go. I hate this place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5725971&forum_id=2#48937266)



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Date: May 16th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: Light feces death wish

Stop showering and wiping your ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5725971&forum_id=2#48937283)



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Date: May 16th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: Sticky sweet tailpipe ape

That won’t work. The people that matter aren’t physically near me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5725971&forum_id=2#48937285)



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Date: May 16th, 2025 2:44 PM
Author: Light feces death wish

Start asking for obnoxious and ridiculous ADA accommodations

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5725971&forum_id=2#48937289)



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Date: May 16th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: overrated gas station patrolman

poop in the toilets and don't flush

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5725971&forum_id=2#48937288)



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Date: May 16th, 2025 2:44 PM
Author: swollen aphrodisiac laser beams shitlib

No nougat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5725971&forum_id=2#48937290)



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Date: May 16th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: titillating pistol theater

Are you married? Fuck a co-worker and then ghost

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5725971&forum_id=2#48937294)



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Date: May 16th, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: Sticky sweet tailpipe ape

That could be for cause if she complains and it’s some sexual harassment bullshit. But yes I am married. So wife might also be a little mad at that, but I cheat a lot so who knows

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5725971&forum_id=2#48937300)



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Date: May 16th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: Orchid Famous Landscape Painting Stead

wear babe ruth's uniform to a board meeting and drip juice all over it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5725971&forum_id=2#48937296)



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Date: May 16th, 2025 2:49 PM
Author: Motley Awkward Degenerate Piazza



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Date: May 16th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone House-broken Menage Gay Wizard



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Date: May 16th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: Sticky sweet tailpipe ape

I’m leaning toward open insubordination, just questioning everything in front of senior people. If they fire me and try to say it is for cause I’ll say it is retaliation. They’ll just pay me to go away instead of damage the whole org

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5725971&forum_id=2#48937308)



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Date: May 16th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: buck-toothed corner

Stop doing work or do very shitty work. Say that your mental health is poor. Most likely they will give you your severance to avoid an ADA lawsuit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5725971&forum_id=2#48937318)